WFMU: Garbage Time: Playlist from January 8, 2019

Listener comments!
	9:15am Asheville Jon: Don't mess with the desecrator!
	9:15am Vince Nifigance: “You see Simon, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the donuts." Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their donut." Then finally, there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're... they're the donut people." Got it?” Henry Fool, 1997
	9:15am Aaron Working In Newark: I heard that yodle joke now like 3 times.
	9:15am queems: a very regional joke
	9:15am NotARealDoctor: Gabbaghoooouuul
	9:15am dale: q. what did the italian ghost say? a. i'll make you an offer you cannot refoooooOOOOOOOoooosssse.
	9:16am NotARealDoctor: I've got a really good joke, but I'm saving it for Double Dip Recess this week
	9:17am Lixiviated Life: ... is it over?
	9:18am Sem: Hello, the King of Garbage, the protector of the Felder mojo, and the owner of a one joke repetoire, and those who attend him, and stray curious ears.
	9:19am steveo: aaaaah, sweet delicious garbage at last
	9:20am NotARealDoctor: Matt, did you hear the one about the snail who took off his shell hoping he could move a little faster?
	9:20am Asheville Jon: yes LL, it is finally over
	9:21am NotARealDoctor: Unfortunately it just made him a little sluggish...
	9:23am NotARealDoctor: Or if you need another Italian joke, "What do you call a fake noodle?"
	9:23am NotARealDoctor: "An impasta"
	9:23am queems: @nard HAHA
	9:24am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about that new all-pistachio diet? I think it's just nuts!
	9:25am NotARealDoctor: I got a million of 'em!
	9:25am queems: MORE!
	9:27am Krys O.: Hello dere!
	9:28am Matt Warwick: Goooooood mornin' Ya lil garbaggios
	9:28am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the overcrowded graveyard? People are really dying to get in!
	9:30am NotARealDoctor: Is it still okay to tell jokes about camouflage? Because I haven't seen them anywhere!
	9:30am queems: HAHA
	9:30am Andrew Waterloo: Did you hear about the man who got his left side cut off? He's all right now.
	9:31am JakeGould: @AndrewWaterloo: That was horrible. A horrible joke.
	9:32am queems: I LOVED IT
	9:32am NotARealDoctor: Here's an ancient Greek one: An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?"
	9:33am randyfrommichigan: How about the man with no arms and no legs ... coincidentally his name is Matt :)
	9:33am Brendan: Or that restaurant - it’s so crowded nobody goes there anymore. But since it’s garbage time, I wanted to discuss that damed landfill. That place is a real dump.
	9:33am randyfrommichigan: @NotARealDoctor LOL
	9:33am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: HAHAHA! Eunuch’s don’t have genitals! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!
	9:34am judy from croton: PG6 oh this is wonderful.
	9:35am NotARealDoctor: The sarcasm burns, @JakeGould
	9:35am Andrew Waterloo: There is a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean, his name is Bob.
	9:35am Ike: Coming up today: BEST FELDER TAKEDOWNS OF 2018! #10 goes to Queems, from January 2, 2018: "this song doesn’t sound any better in 2018"
	9:36am doctorjazz: Great Richard Thompson cover
	9:36am Rich in Washington: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
	9:36am queems: KEEP EM COMING
	9:36am Sem: When he's at home, he lays outside his front door, and calls himself Mat, AW.
	9:36am Rich in Washington: Stu.
	9:36am NotARealDoctor: Neptune, god of the sea, sent his daughter to school. Unfortunately she was not a very good student. All of her grades were below C-Level.
	9:37am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: That’s what your mom said!
	9:38am JakeGould: @RichinWashington: “What do you call a leper in a hot tub?” A rich investment banker?
	9:39am TDK60: Alright, this T.G.E. song is climbing the WFMU Charts. Prepare yourselves for some folkin' loudness.
	9:39am NotARealDoctor: I've started hiding my assets by investing in a company selling homes for hermit crabs. It's really a shell corporation.
	9:40am prudy: loving this TGE. Thanks so much.
	9:40am destructo: Long and a bit late, but here goes: Some chess players were hanging out in the lobby of a hotel, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager angrily told them to leave. The bellhop asked the hotel manager why he had done this. "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
	9:41am NotARealDoctor: I went to the eye doctor yesterday, he told me my vision was getting worse, but we should check it again in a year because by then it should be 2020.
	9:42am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the exhibit on domesticated grains? It was bread in captivity.
	9:43am Henry in Hopatcong: Good morning Matt
	9:44am Ike: #9 goes to Jake from Jan. 23, 2018: "This song has passed the dead horse phase of irony. Is any of the horse left?"
	9:48am TDK60: ..the W. Tyler goes well after the T.G.E., DJ MW.
	9:50am NotARealDoctor: Okay, last one then I've got to go get some real work done: A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables and orders a drink. The bartender looks him up and down and says "I'll serve you, but you'd better not start anything."
	9:51am Ken From Hyde Park: I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
	9:52am JakeGould: @Ken: OMFG! THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!!
	9:54am NotARealDoctor: Wait, I lied, I just remembered another ancient joke: An Abderite bought a breeding donkey from a merchant on credit and promised to pay the merchant back with two donkeys from the first litter. He asked the man, "Would it be okay to make the payment in four installments?"
	9:54am fleep: A man goes into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
	9:55am JakeGould: @fleep: That is good. That is very good. claps claps claps claps claps claps claps claps
	9:58am brycepunk1: Good morning people
	9:59am NotARealDoctor: Matt thinks my jokes are wonderful! （˶′◡‵˶）
	10:04am NotARealDoctor: A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
	10:05am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: I don’t get it.
	10:06am NotARealDoctor: @Jake (°ヘ°)
	10:06am Cmurtha: Howdy ya'll. I see I've stumbled into some kind of Joke gang-war.
	10:07am brycepunk1: Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Wherever you left it.
	10:09am Jack: just one. (I called this one into 7SD years ago) I have a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles...I call him "Sparky"
	10:09am Cmurtha: I can whip out some Ottoman jokes,Those will beat all your dad jokes on age. Alas they are heinously NSFW.
	10:11am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: Can you explain how four payments and two donkeys work out?
	10:12am JakeGould: I have a “dad joke” you can only say if you are pleasantly plump. It’s basically, “They told me I should get into shape… But they just didn’t say which one!”
	10:13am Asheville Jon: round is a shape!
	10:14am NotARealDoctor: You can't make a payment of two donkeys in four installments. The joke is that Abderites are stupid. It makes sense if you live in 3rd Century BCE Athens.
	10:15am JakeGould: @Asheville: Yeah, I mean if you are fat you are round. So the joke basically makes fun of the idea of “getting into shape” meaning the verb form of “shape” in favor of the noun form of “shape” which equates to being a fatty.
	10:16am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: Well, I don’t live in the 3rd century B.C. So I don’t care.
	10:16am Greg from ZONE 5: Morning, Garbaggios!
	10:17am Ken From Hyde Park: That's how you get your donkeys' breath to smell better: in-stall mints.
	10:17am NotARealDoctor: I did say it was an ancient joke...
	10:18am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the guy who was giving away all his dead batteries? They were free of charge!
	10:18am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: Now that sounds like the joke a creepy science teacher would tell you.
	10:19am NotARealDoctor: I just switched out our bed for a trampoline and my wife was so angry. She really hit the ceiling!
	10:23am JakeGould: Did you hear the one about a cat who thought he was a dog? That cat had a ruff life.
	10:23am Mike Wolf: Hey Matt! Has it been Mari Sekine “Beginning” playing for a while? Does it just sound like four different songs? Especially good sounds today thank you I’ll take my answer off the air.
	10:24am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the man caught shoplifting a leg of lamb? The security guard asked what he was doing with it and the man replied, "Probably some potatoes and gravy, don't you think?"
	10:26am Cmurtha: Some say if you tell a thousand dad jokes before the set is up Matt Warwick's heart beguiling laughter will ring out into space whereupon all will hear it, and the world will be at peace.
	10:26am JakeGould: Why was the pencil laid off? He wasn’t too sharp.
	10:30am βrian: I saw that same shoplifter taking a leek in the produce section.
	10:31am steveo: I am enjoying the show; why don't bluetooth earbuds come with a clickystar button?
	10:32am randyfrommichigan: these jokes are as corny as a farmer's field
	10:34am Cmurtha: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up. There I did my part to bring about the joke-Saoshyant
	10:34am JakeGould: @βrian: THAT IS VERY FUNNY!!!
	10:35am Chris from DC: Bartender asks Rene Descartes, "Would you like another round?" Descartes says, "I think not" and disappears.
	10:36am Rob (Jerzcity): favoriting this episode for the jokes
	10:37am Cmurtha: Its okay matt, that is just you wanting to get more people in the Hyper-Funk-Zone
	10:37am LoveBuzz: Why are we talking like this?....
	10:38am kuba: gotta install some user-css via stylish plugin. my vision is all magenta when i get back to work yowch
	10:39am Rob (Jerzcity): @DCChris - that's close to one of my favorite's But it involves a horse. You telling your version really put "Descartes before the horse" !!!!!
	10:40am aaronfromMI: more toe jam and earl, please!
	10:40am Rob (Jerzcity): hahaha @Kuba....I JUST installed a chrome extension to change the backgound colors for the same reason
	10:40am Chris from DC: Rob, that is brilliant.
	10:42am olivia: Michele Mercure ! ! ! ! <3
	10:45am Chris from DC: Pinhas!
	10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid: th'PINHAS.
	10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid: also: hello.
	10:47am NotARealDoctor: Okay, okay. Last one for real this time. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
	10:48am NotARealDoctor: Sorry if you're from outside the US and that joke doesn't make sense.
	10:48am Brendan: Joke told by chimp in a bar: https://youtu.be/3dfRZktrIlo
	10:48am βrian: @NotARealDoctor: That's ok, it doesn't really meter.
	10:50am Hugo (nl): Hi ya!
	10:50am NotARealDoctor: What do you call a group of rabbits all running away in single file? A receding hare line.
	10:51am Rev. Turnip Druid: I thought Iceland might have been one of the RP reissues done recently, but evidently not... one of the few I never snagged..
	10:51am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the sale on pickles? It was a sweet dill.
	10:51am βrian: @Rev. Turnip Druid: I don't get it.
	10:52am ceedubbles: I kind of feel like Matt is just sitting in the studio playing myst or some other virtual reality game and we're listening to his soundtrack
	10:52am tim from champaign: Howdy everyone! Keep the yucks coming!
	10:53am Rev. Turnip Druid: so he goes, '..if i could walk THAT way, I wouldn't need a sequencer!'
	10:54am Sem: Got a Felder on my back, weighing me down like the heaviest of metal. Need a fix, or in ike's case, an angry fix.
	10:54am βrian: Matt typically breaks up all revelry and good humor about now, so the party may be over.
	10:56am kuba: @rob BODY { background: white !important; } /* ;) */
	10:57am tim from champaign: Here's one DJ Trouble's son told on the air some time way back: "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
	10:57am NotARealDoctor: Have you ever tried eating a clock? It can be pretty time consuming!
	10:58am NotARealDoctor: Not as bad as swallowing a calendar, though. It eats up your entire year.
	10:58am tim from champaign: Did you hear about the cow that tried jumping over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
	10:59am Lixiviated Life: "In WFMU, no one can see you screammmmm"
	10:59am βrian: Rosemary, Sage, and Parsley tried that, @NotARealDoctor. But they didn't have the thyme.
	10:59am dale: rhizosphere is the shizzle.
	11:00am Rev. Turnip Druid: th'KITTEN.
	11:00am P-90: Feldelay Syndrome
	11:01am Passaic River Blues: Yes. Yes, you are.
	11:01am Aaron Working In Newark: New Year, New you.
	11:01am Rev. Turnip Druid: KITTEN CLAWING FOR FELDER. DAMMIT, MAN, DO IT WITH HASTE.
	11:01am NotARealDoctor: The invisible man always has so much trouble finding a date, unfortunately he's just not much to look at.
	11:01am peapod ross: Fon Delder
	11:01am David in London: Felder us daddio.
	11:02am b!!!: If you don't enjoy it, don't force yourself.
	11:02am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGUH!
	11:02am P-90: There should have been a New Years resolution about getting past these stalling tactics...
	11:02am Cmurtha: Felder is a star Stars burn eternally Matt Play this song always
	11:02am Sem: Felderize.
	11:02am Carmichael: POW! Just in time!
	11:02am Passaic River Blues: Ah, that's better. Felderized.
	11:03am peapod ross: Don Felder. The asparagus of Rock n' Roll.
	11:03am Ken From Hyde Park: Take a ride!
	11:03am mike: felder forelder
	11:03am Carmichael: Felded??
	11:03am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother: Oddly enough I had to clicky-star the song...again.
	11:03am Chris from DC: Why did Felder have car trouble? He rode it til it exploded.
	11:03am franny: Thank Garbage I made it back. To Heavy Metal.
	11:03am Bootsie: Was in a meeting but I made it!
	11:04am βrian: Hey, The Isley Bros. !
	11:04am franny: Everytime I see 'Felder' I think of Cory Feldman.
	11:04am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? He was truly outstanding in his field!
	11:05am franny: @Bootsie - I know I don't let meetings get in the way of my Garbage time. Web development web devshmelishment.
	11:05am βrian: Michele Mercure, c'est mon heavy metal.
	11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid: Thanks to one time I recorded a stretch of FM radio in the early 1980s, my brain still demands to hear Billy Thorpe's CHILDREN OF THE SUN after this.
	11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid: it would, of course, be magical.
	11:06am Cmurtha: I hope there is someone who does not know what WFMU is, but somehow always turns their radio on at this exact moment, and so as they flip the dials they every week are forced to Take a Ride
	11:06am Booz: Is that the one with Geddy Lee?
	11:07am dale: glad that felder adherents are NOT known as felatios.
	11:07am Carmichael: @Kuba, great idea! I just neutralized the green with standard white.
	11:07am Rev. Turnip Druid: Feldonians. Or something. Geddy Lee? Good lord, I hope not.
	11:08am Hugo (nl): yeah!! Now I can't wait to listen to it again in the archive!
	11:08am Bootsie: @franny if only I didn't need to pay my rent!
	11:08am Carmichael: Post Felder is always clickable.
	11:08am peapod ross: They're known as "Feldiddlers"
	11:08am JakeGould: Here’s a practical joke all can enjoy: If you have an iPhone just turn up the volume and ask Siri, “What is 1 trillion to the 10th power?”
	11:08am Ike: @Cmurtha, the Resistance will not be forced to do anything other than rip Don Felder's head off of his neck and puke down his throat
	11:08am Stephen_Kang: Hello from Toronto this fine morning!
	11:09am tim from champaign: This Sunflare has already knocked me out. It's like a psych early Unsane.
	11:09am kuba: @carmichael uggh now i feel like a un-fmu-like killjoy :)
	11:10am Cmurtha: I mean Ike you can kill Felder, the legacy of badly Rotoscoped cars will live on.
	11:10am Rev. Turnip Druid: Felder on the Roof
	11:11am Ken From Hyde Park: According to Google, the number is 1e+120. That doesn't seem right.
	11:11am dale: for those of us with dumb phones: www.youtube.com...
	11:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Herp-a-derp, yes it does.
	11:12am Chris from DC: I found myself getting Billy Thorpe mixed up with Billy Squire for a moment.
	11:12am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the farmer who was haunted by the ghost of one of his chickens? He had a poultrygeist in his house!
	11:13am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: That joke sucks.
	11:13am steveo: @turnip 11:05 -- that's hilarious
	11:15am NotARealDoctor: @Jake, I'd tell you a joke about my vacuum cleaner, but I'm afraid it sucks too...
	11:16am NotARealDoctor: Maybe I should sell my Swiffer, all it ever does is collect dust.
	11:17am steveo: ...i have many mixtape combos like that stuck in my head
	11:18am Cmurtha: Did you know it's not appropriate to tell a Dad joke if you're not a father? It's a faux Pa
	11:21am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the parents who bought their kid's hockey equipment from the Dollar General? They're real cheap skates.
	11:21am Brendan: @Matt, your post Felder selections are epic.
	11:22am sydnius: Merzbow check: hmm, not Merzbow!
	11:22am βrian: @Brendan: I think you're just remarking the absence of pain.
	11:23am Carmichael: Can someone really smart-like create a post-Felder auto-clicky?
	11:23am Ike: Due to the onslaught of terrible jokes (plus getting stuck in meetings at work), the AntiFe countdown of the Best Felder Verbal Trashings of 2018 will have to continue next week. Sorry folks. But I want to offer a Special New Year's Award to Ledzeppelinsucks and thank him/her for filling in for me last Tuesday with this comment: "this disgusting construction worker anthem should be fed feet first through a mulcher and tossed into the dustbin of history. this trash is an abomination." KUDOS LZS!
	11:27am Chris from DC: Sunflare was quite the head cleaner. Wowser.
	11:27am Chris from DC: Also, new Bremen!
	11:28am otto: Did you hear about Trey's new band? Ghosts of the Forest.
	11:29am NotARealDoctor: Otto, I really expected that to end with a dad joke. Not sure if I'm disappointed or not.
	11:31am otto: How about the frog with all the parking tickets...
	11:31am otto: toad.
	11:32am tim from champaign: Keep it heavy, Matt!
	11:33am Johnzon: call the official fmu barber!
	11:33am Aaron Working In Newark: WOW.
	11:33am NotARealDoctor: Heh. Nice, Otto.
	11:33am βrian: "Don't be sceared; it's just a beard."
	11:33am Johnzon: that's cruel joe!
	11:34am ɛɨk: Give Felder the same treatment, but in his liver, kidneys, and bowels. Felder does't need those... not where he's going!
	11:35am Rev. Turnip Druid: BEARD LIBERATION IN OUR LIFETIME.
	11:35am Johnzon: call the official fmu medic!
	11:35am Rev. Turnip Druid: I have no idea what that would entail. But it's definitely caps-lock worthy.
	11:36am ɛɨk: Don Felder's entrails also wish to be liberated!
	11:37am Chris from DC: Did you hear about Trey's new band? Something is phishy.
	11:37am Johnzon: "if women could grow beards they would grow the longest most beautiful beards" -zeep zoup
	11:37am tim from champaign: Hipster earnest beards = Boooo! WFMU weird beards = Yaaaaa!
	11:39am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear Steven Tyler is publishing a cookbook with his favorite Chinese recipes? He's calling it "Wok this Way".
	11:39am Ken From Hyde Park: The shaving of Matt's beard should be part of a marathon stunt.
	11:41am Johnzon: @notarealsurgeon BA-doom-chiiii!
	11:41am Warwick joe: Killer track
	11:43am brycepunk1: That Jodi track was cool
	11:44am Johnzon: all your friends are on the fmu chat board... you don't ever need to leave or interact with anyone through any other interface... one of us one of us!
	11:45am Cmurtha: gooble goble gooble goble
	11:47am NotARealDoctor: How many times have I said I'm leaving? I SWEAR this is the last one: How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Don't give it any food or water until its bill withers.
	11:47am NotARealDoctor: Somebody block me! I've got work to do!
	11:48am NotARealDoctor: And I still haven't even used the one I'm saving for Double Dip Recess yet.
	11:49am βrian: Which reminds us that time wounds all heels.
	11:50am βrian: (Because of the sole singer, that is. Just trying to keep instep and toe the line. It's not an easy feet.)
	11:51am peapod ross: stunt beard
	11:53am Johnzon: is she saying "hard hat so hard"?
	11:56am Ken From Hyde Park: Why was there so much garbage piled up along the side of the road? There was a sign that read: "Fine for dumping garbage."
	11:59am lukavino: this bed music is outta sight.
	11:59am lukavino: the rest of the show was p good, too.
	12:00pm βrian: Tony, too: wfmu.org...

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Comments	Approx. start time
Matt & Clay	Pre-Garbage "Pre-Garbage" by "Matt & Clay"					0:00:00 (Pop-up)
The Family Vibes	Garbage Man "Garbage Man" by "The Family Vibes"					0:18:43 (Pop-up)
Negro	Deformación Del Espíritu Nacional	Formación Del Espíritu Nacional	La Castanya	2013		0:19:39 (Pop-up)
PG Six	Night Comes In "Night Comes In" by "PG Six"	7/26/17	SLSC	2018		0:32:17 (Pop-up)
Trimdon Grange Explosion	The Bonnie Banks of Fordie	Trimdon Grange Explosion	Feeding Tube / Cardinal Fuzz	2018		0:35:46 (Pop-up)
William Tyler	Call Me When I'm Breathing Again	Goes West	Merge	2019		0:45:36 (Pop-up)
Vytas Brenner	Agua Clara "Agua Clara" by "Vytas Brenner"	Venezuela 70, Vol 2 - Cosmic Visions Of A Latin American Earth: Venezuelan Experimental Rock In The 1970s (V/A)	Soul Jazz	2018		0:49:00 (Pop-up)

Sarah Louise	Swarming at the Threshold	Nighttime Birds And Morning Stars	Thrill Jockey	2019		1:00:04 (Pop-up)
Maurice Louca	The Leper "The Leper" by "Maurice Louca"	Elephantine	Northern Spy	2019		1:03:16 (Pop-up)
Malombo	Mashaba "Mashaba" by "Malombo"	Malombo	KAYA	1984		1:11:31 (Pop-up)
Mari Sekine	Beginning "Beginning" by "Mari Sekine"	Beginning	EM	2018		1:17:52 (Pop-up)
Sourakata Koite	Ha-Madi "Ha-Madi" by "Sourakata Koite"	en Hollande	Awesome Tapes from Africa	1985/2019		1:28:39 (Pop-up)

Michele Mercure	Time Piece "Time Piece" by "Michele Mercure"	Beside Herself	RVNG Intl.	2018	Recordings from 1984-1992	1:38:00 (Pop-up)
Richard Pinhas	Greenland "Greenland" by "Richard Pinhas"	Iceland	Polydor	1979		1:43:28 (Pop-up)
The Telescopes	All the Way Around	Exploding Head Syndrome	Tapete	2019		1:51:53 (Pop-up)

Don Felder	Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)	Heavy Metal Soundtrack				2:02:06 (Pop-up)
Sunflare	Quality Control "Quality Control" by "Sunflare"	On	Feeding Tube / Cardinal Fuzz	2018		2:06:30 (Pop-up)
Bremen	Too Cold For Your Eyes "Too Cold For Your Eyes" by "Bremen"	Enter Silence	Blackest Ever Black	2019		2:25:51 (Pop-up)

Khana Bierbood	Jeanmaryn "Jeanmaryn" by "Khana Bierbood"	Strangers from the East	Guruguru Brain	2019		2:34:59 (Pop-up)
Jodi	Where Are All My Friends "Where Are All My Friends" by "Jodi"	Pop Espontaneo	Out-Sider	2018		2:38:54 (Pop-up)
Hama	Terroir "Terroir" by "Hama"	Houmeissa	Sahel Sounds	2019		2:42:32 (Pop-up)
Eric Random	Liquid Metal "Liquid Metal" by "Eric Random"	A Boy Alone	Dark Entries	2018		2:45:50 (Pop-up)
Sneaks	Money Don't Grow on Trees "Money Don't Grow on Trees" by "Sneaks"	Highway Hypnosis	Merge	2019		2:52:36 (Pop-up)
Drinks	Pink or Die "Pink or Die" by "Drinks"	Hippo Lite	Drag City	2018		2:55:07 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:15am Asheville Jon: Don't mess with the desecrator!
	9:15am Vince Nifigance: “You see Simon, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the donuts." Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their donut." Then finally, there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're... they're the donut people." Got it?” Henry Fool, 1997
	9:15am Aaron Working In Newark: I heard that yodle joke now like 3 times.
	9:15am queems: a very regional joke
	9:15am NotARealDoctor: Gabbaghoooouuul
	9:15am dale: q. what did the italian ghost say? a. i'll make you an offer you cannot refoooooOOOOOOOoooosssse.
	9:16am NotARealDoctor: I've got a really good joke, but I'm saving it for Double Dip Recess this week
	9:17am Lixiviated Life: ... is it over?
	9:18am Sem: Hello, the King of Garbage, the protector of the Felder mojo, and the owner of a one joke repetoire, and those who attend him, and stray curious ears.
	9:19am steveo: aaaaah, sweet delicious garbage at last
	9:20am NotARealDoctor: Matt, did you hear the one about the snail who took off his shell hoping he could move a little faster?
	9:20am Asheville Jon: yes LL, it is finally over
	9:21am NotARealDoctor: Unfortunately it just made him a little sluggish...
	9:23am NotARealDoctor: Or if you need another Italian joke, "What do you call a fake noodle?"
	9:23am NotARealDoctor: "An impasta"
	9:23am queems: @nard HAHA
	9:24am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about that new all-pistachio diet? I think it's just nuts!
	9:25am NotARealDoctor: I got a million of 'em!
	9:25am queems: MORE!
	9:27am Krys O.: Hello dere!
	9:28am Matt Warwick: Goooooood mornin' Ya lil garbaggios
	9:28am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the overcrowded graveyard? People are really dying to get in!
	9:30am NotARealDoctor: Is it still okay to tell jokes about camouflage? Because I haven't seen them anywhere!
	9:30am queems: HAHA
	9:30am Andrew Waterloo: Did you hear about the man who got his left side cut off? He's all right now.
	9:31am JakeGould: @AndrewWaterloo: That was horrible. A horrible joke.
	9:32am queems: I LOVED IT
	9:32am NotARealDoctor: Here's an ancient Greek one: An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?"
	9:33am randyfrommichigan: How about the man with no arms and no legs ... coincidentally his name is Matt :)
	9:33am Brendan: Or that restaurant - it’s so crowded nobody goes there anymore. But since it’s garbage time, I wanted to discuss that damed landfill. That place is a real dump.
	9:33am randyfrommichigan: @NotARealDoctor LOL
	9:33am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: HAHAHA! Eunuch’s don’t have genitals! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!
	9:34am judy from croton: PG6 oh this is wonderful.
	9:35am NotARealDoctor: The sarcasm burns, @JakeGould
	9:35am Andrew Waterloo: There is a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean, his name is Bob.
	9:35am Ike: Coming up today: BEST FELDER TAKEDOWNS OF 2018! #10 goes to Queems, from January 2, 2018: "this song doesn’t sound any better in 2018"
	9:36am doctorjazz: Great Richard Thompson cover
	9:36am Rich in Washington: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
	9:36am queems: KEEP EM COMING
	9:36am Sem: When he's at home, he lays outside his front door, and calls himself Mat, AW.
	9:36am Rich in Washington: Stu.
	9:36am NotARealDoctor: Neptune, god of the sea, sent his daughter to school. Unfortunately she was not a very good student. All of her grades were below C-Level.
	9:37am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: That’s what your mom said!
	9:38am JakeGould: @RichinWashington: “What do you call a leper in a hot tub?” A rich investment banker?
	9:39am TDK60: Alright, this T.G.E. song is climbing the WFMU Charts. Prepare yourselves for some folkin' loudness.
	9:39am NotARealDoctor: I've started hiding my assets by investing in a company selling homes for hermit crabs. It's really a shell corporation.
	9:40am prudy: loving this TGE. Thanks so much.
	9:40am destructo: Long and a bit late, but here goes: Some chess players were hanging out in the lobby of a hotel, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager angrily told them to leave. The bellhop asked the hotel manager why he had done this. "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
	9:41am NotARealDoctor: I went to the eye doctor yesterday, he told me my vision was getting worse, but we should check it again in a year because by then it should be 2020.
	9:42am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the exhibit on domesticated grains? It was bread in captivity.
	9:43am Henry in Hopatcong: Good morning Matt
	9:44am Ike: #9 goes to Jake from Jan. 23, 2018: "This song has passed the dead horse phase of irony. Is any of the horse left?"
	9:48am TDK60: ..the W. Tyler goes well after the T.G.E., DJ MW.
	9:50am NotARealDoctor: Okay, last one then I've got to go get some real work done: A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables and orders a drink. The bartender looks him up and down and says "I'll serve you, but you'd better not start anything."
	9:51am Ken From Hyde Park: I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
	9:52am JakeGould: @Ken: OMFG! THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!!
	9:54am NotARealDoctor: Wait, I lied, I just remembered another ancient joke: An Abderite bought a breeding donkey from a merchant on credit and promised to pay the merchant back with two donkeys from the first litter. He asked the man, "Would it be okay to make the payment in four installments?"
	9:54am fleep: A man goes into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
	9:55am JakeGould: @fleep: That is good. That is very good. claps claps claps claps claps claps claps claps
	9:58am brycepunk1: Good morning people
	9:59am NotARealDoctor: Matt thinks my jokes are wonderful! （˶′◡‵˶）
	10:04am NotARealDoctor: A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
	10:05am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: I don’t get it.
	10:06am NotARealDoctor: @Jake (°ヘ°)
	10:06am Cmurtha: Howdy ya'll. I see I've stumbled into some kind of Joke gang-war.
	10:07am brycepunk1: Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Wherever you left it.
	10:09am Jack: just one. (I called this one into 7SD years ago) I have a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles...I call him "Sparky"
	10:09am Cmurtha: I can whip out some Ottoman jokes,Those will beat all your dad jokes on age. Alas they are heinously NSFW.
	10:11am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: Can you explain how four payments and two donkeys work out?
	10:12am JakeGould: I have a “dad joke” you can only say if you are pleasantly plump. It’s basically, “They told me I should get into shape… But they just didn’t say which one!”
	10:13am Asheville Jon: round is a shape!
	10:14am NotARealDoctor: You can't make a payment of two donkeys in four installments. The joke is that Abderites are stupid. It makes sense if you live in 3rd Century BCE Athens.
	10:15am JakeGould: @Asheville: Yeah, I mean if you are fat you are round. So the joke basically makes fun of the idea of “getting into shape” meaning the verb form of “shape” in favor of the noun form of “shape” which equates to being a fatty.
	10:16am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: Well, I don’t live in the 3rd century B.C. So I don’t care.
	10:16am Greg from ZONE 5: Morning, Garbaggios!
	10:17am Ken From Hyde Park: That's how you get your donkeys' breath to smell better: in-stall mints.
	10:17am NotARealDoctor: I did say it was an ancient joke...
	10:18am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the guy who was giving away all his dead batteries? They were free of charge!
	10:18am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: Now that sounds like the joke a creepy science teacher would tell you.
	10:19am NotARealDoctor: I just switched out our bed for a trampoline and my wife was so angry. She really hit the ceiling!
	10:23am JakeGould: Did you hear the one about a cat who thought he was a dog? That cat had a ruff life.
	10:23am Mike Wolf: Hey Matt! Has it been Mari Sekine “Beginning” playing for a while? Does it just sound like four different songs? Especially good sounds today thank you I’ll take my answer off the air.
	10:24am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the man caught shoplifting a leg of lamb? The security guard asked what he was doing with it and the man replied, "Probably some potatoes and gravy, don't you think?"
	10:26am Cmurtha: Some say if you tell a thousand dad jokes before the set is up Matt Warwick's heart beguiling laughter will ring out into space whereupon all will hear it, and the world will be at peace.
	10:26am JakeGould: Why was the pencil laid off? He wasn’t too sharp.
	10:30am βrian: I saw that same shoplifter taking a leek in the produce section.
	10:31am steveo: I am enjoying the show; why don't bluetooth earbuds come with a clickystar button?
	10:32am randyfrommichigan: these jokes are as corny as a farmer's field
	10:34am Cmurtha: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up. There I did my part to bring about the joke-Saoshyant
	10:34am JakeGould: @βrian: THAT IS VERY FUNNY!!!
	10:35am Chris from DC: Bartender asks Rene Descartes, "Would you like another round?" Descartes says, "I think not" and disappears.
	10:36am Rob (Jerzcity): favoriting this episode for the jokes
	10:37am Cmurtha: Its okay matt, that is just you wanting to get more people in the Hyper-Funk-Zone
	10:37am LoveBuzz: Why are we talking like this?....
	10:38am kuba: gotta install some user-css via stylish plugin. my vision is all magenta when i get back to work yowch
	10:39am Rob (Jerzcity): @DCChris - that's close to one of my favorite's But it involves a horse. You telling your version really put "Descartes before the horse" !!!!!
	10:40am aaronfromMI: more toe jam and earl, please!
	10:40am Rob (Jerzcity): hahaha @Kuba....I JUST installed a chrome extension to change the backgound colors for the same reason
	10:40am Chris from DC: Rob, that is brilliant.
	10:42am olivia: Michele Mercure ! ! ! ! <3
	10:45am Chris from DC: Pinhas!
	10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid: th'PINHAS.
	10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid: also: hello.
	10:47am NotARealDoctor: Okay, okay. Last one for real this time. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
	10:48am NotARealDoctor: Sorry if you're from outside the US and that joke doesn't make sense.
	10:48am Brendan: Joke told by chimp in a bar: https://youtu.be/3dfRZktrIlo
	10:48am βrian: @NotARealDoctor: That's ok, it doesn't really meter.
	10:50am Hugo (nl): Hi ya!
	10:50am NotARealDoctor: What do you call a group of rabbits all running away in single file? A receding hare line.
	10:51am Rev. Turnip Druid: I thought Iceland might have been one of the RP reissues done recently, but evidently not... one of the few I never snagged..
	10:51am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the sale on pickles? It was a sweet dill.
	10:51am βrian: @Rev. Turnip Druid: I don't get it.
	10:52am ceedubbles: I kind of feel like Matt is just sitting in the studio playing myst or some other virtual reality game and we're listening to his soundtrack
	10:52am tim from champaign: Howdy everyone! Keep the yucks coming!
	10:53am Rev. Turnip Druid: so he goes, '..if i could walk THAT way, I wouldn't need a sequencer!'
	10:54am Sem: Got a Felder on my back, weighing me down like the heaviest of metal. Need a fix, or in ike's case, an angry fix.
	10:54am βrian: Matt typically breaks up all revelry and good humor about now, so the party may be over.
	10:56am kuba: @rob BODY { background: white !important; } /* ;) */
	10:57am tim from champaign: Here's one DJ Trouble's son told on the air some time way back: "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
	10:57am NotARealDoctor: Have you ever tried eating a clock? It can be pretty time consuming!
	10:58am NotARealDoctor: Not as bad as swallowing a calendar, though. It eats up your entire year.
	10:58am tim from champaign: Did you hear about the cow that tried jumping over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
	10:59am Lixiviated Life: "In WFMU, no one can see you screammmmm"
	10:59am βrian: Rosemary, Sage, and Parsley tried that, @NotARealDoctor. But they didn't have the thyme.
	10:59am dale: rhizosphere is the shizzle.
	11:00am Rev. Turnip Druid: th'KITTEN.
	11:00am P-90: Feldelay Syndrome
	11:01am Passaic River Blues: Yes. Yes, you are.
	11:01am Aaron Working In Newark: New Year, New you.
	11:01am Rev. Turnip Druid: KITTEN CLAWING FOR FELDER. DAMMIT, MAN, DO IT WITH HASTE.
	11:01am NotARealDoctor: The invisible man always has so much trouble finding a date, unfortunately he's just not much to look at.
	11:01am peapod ross: Fon Delder
	11:01am David in London: Felder us daddio.
	11:02am b!!!: If you don't enjoy it, don't force yourself.
	11:02am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGUH!
	11:02am P-90: There should have been a New Years resolution about getting past these stalling tactics...
	11:02am Cmurtha: Felder is a star Stars burn eternally Matt Play this song always
	11:02am Sem: Felderize.
	11:02am Carmichael: POW! Just in time!
	11:02am Passaic River Blues: Ah, that's better. Felderized.
	11:03am peapod ross: Don Felder. The asparagus of Rock n' Roll.
	11:03am Ken From Hyde Park: Take a ride!
	11:03am mike: felder forelder
	11:03am Carmichael: Felded??
	11:03am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother: Oddly enough I had to clicky-star the song...again.
	11:03am Chris from DC: Why did Felder have car trouble? He rode it til it exploded.
	11:03am franny: Thank Garbage I made it back. To Heavy Metal.
	11:03am Bootsie: Was in a meeting but I made it!
	11:04am βrian: Hey, The Isley Bros. !
	11:04am franny: Everytime I see 'Felder' I think of Cory Feldman.
	11:04am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? He was truly outstanding in his field!
	11:05am franny: @Bootsie - I know I don't let meetings get in the way of my Garbage time. Web development web devshmelishment.
	11:05am βrian: Michele Mercure, c'est mon heavy metal.
	11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid: Thanks to one time I recorded a stretch of FM radio in the early 1980s, my brain still demands to hear Billy Thorpe's CHILDREN OF THE SUN after this.
	11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid: it would, of course, be magical.
	11:06am Cmurtha: I hope there is someone who does not know what WFMU is, but somehow always turns their radio on at this exact moment, and so as they flip the dials they every week are forced to Take a Ride
	11:06am Booz: Is that the one with Geddy Lee?
	11:07am dale: glad that felder adherents are NOT known as felatios.
	11:07am Carmichael: @Kuba, great idea! I just neutralized the green with standard white.
	11:07am Rev. Turnip Druid: Feldonians. Or something. Geddy Lee? Good lord, I hope not.
	11:08am Hugo (nl): yeah!! Now I can't wait to listen to it again in the archive!
	11:08am Bootsie: @franny if only I didn't need to pay my rent!
	11:08am Carmichael: Post Felder is always clickable.
	11:08am peapod ross: They're known as "Feldiddlers"
	11:08am JakeGould: Here’s a practical joke all can enjoy: If you have an iPhone just turn up the volume and ask Siri, “What is 1 trillion to the 10th power?”
	11:08am Ike: @Cmurtha, the Resistance will not be forced to do anything other than rip Don Felder's head off of his neck and puke down his throat
	11:08am Stephen_Kang: Hello from Toronto this fine morning!
	11:09am tim from champaign: This Sunflare has already knocked me out. It's like a psych early Unsane.
	11:09am kuba: @carmichael uggh now i feel like a un-fmu-like killjoy :)
	11:10am Cmurtha: I mean Ike you can kill Felder, the legacy of badly Rotoscoped cars will live on.
	11:10am Rev. Turnip Druid: Felder on the Roof
	11:11am Ken From Hyde Park: According to Google, the number is 1e+120. That doesn't seem right.
	11:11am dale: for those of us with dumb phones: www.youtube.com...
	11:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Herp-a-derp, yes it does.
	11:12am Chris from DC: I found myself getting Billy Thorpe mixed up with Billy Squire for a moment.
	11:12am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the farmer who was haunted by the ghost of one of his chickens? He had a poultrygeist in his house!
	11:13am JakeGould: @NotARealDoctor: That joke sucks.
	11:13am steveo: @turnip 11:05 -- that's hilarious
	11:15am NotARealDoctor: @Jake, I'd tell you a joke about my vacuum cleaner, but I'm afraid it sucks too...
	11:16am NotARealDoctor: Maybe I should sell my Swiffer, all it ever does is collect dust.
	11:17am steveo: ...i have many mixtape combos like that stuck in my head
	11:18am Cmurtha: Did you know it's not appropriate to tell a Dad joke if you're not a father? It's a faux Pa
	11:21am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear about the parents who bought their kid's hockey equipment from the Dollar General? They're real cheap skates.
	11:21am Brendan: @Matt, your post Felder selections are epic.
	11:22am sydnius: Merzbow check: hmm, not Merzbow!
	11:22am βrian: @Brendan: I think you're just remarking the absence of pain.
	11:23am Carmichael: Can someone really smart-like create a post-Felder auto-clicky?
	11:23am Ike: Due to the onslaught of terrible jokes (plus getting stuck in meetings at work), the AntiFe countdown of the Best Felder Verbal Trashings of 2018 will have to continue next week. Sorry folks. But I want to offer a Special New Year's Award to Ledzeppelinsucks and thank him/her for filling in for me last Tuesday with this comment: "this disgusting construction worker anthem should be fed feet first through a mulcher and tossed into the dustbin of history. this trash is an abomination." KUDOS LZS!
	11:27am Chris from DC: Sunflare was quite the head cleaner. Wowser.
	11:27am Chris from DC: Also, new Bremen!
	11:28am otto: Did you hear about Trey's new band? Ghosts of the Forest.
	11:29am NotARealDoctor: Otto, I really expected that to end with a dad joke. Not sure if I'm disappointed or not.
	11:31am otto: How about the frog with all the parking tickets...
	11:31am otto: toad.
	11:32am tim from champaign: Keep it heavy, Matt!
	11:33am Johnzon: call the official fmu barber!
	11:33am Aaron Working In Newark: WOW.
	11:33am NotARealDoctor: Heh. Nice, Otto.
	11:33am βrian: "Don't be sceared; it's just a beard."
	11:33am Johnzon: that's cruel joe!
	11:34am ɛɨk: Give Felder the same treatment, but in his liver, kidneys, and bowels. Felder does't need those... not where he's going!
	11:35am Rev. Turnip Druid: BEARD LIBERATION IN OUR LIFETIME.
	11:35am Johnzon: call the official fmu medic!
	11:35am Rev. Turnip Druid: I have no idea what that would entail. But it's definitely caps-lock worthy.
	11:36am ɛɨk: Don Felder's entrails also wish to be liberated!
	11:37am Chris from DC: Did you hear about Trey's new band? Something is phishy.
	11:37am Johnzon: "if women could grow beards they would grow the longest most beautiful beards" -zeep zoup
	11:37am tim from champaign: Hipster earnest beards = Boooo! WFMU weird beards = Yaaaaa!
	11:39am NotARealDoctor: Did you hear Steven Tyler is publishing a cookbook with his favorite Chinese recipes? He's calling it "Wok this Way".
	11:39am Ken From Hyde Park: The shaving of Matt's beard should be part of a marathon stunt.
	11:41am Johnzon: @notarealsurgeon BA-doom-chiiii!
	11:41am Warwick joe: Killer track
	11:43am brycepunk1: That Jodi track was cool
	11:44am Johnzon: all your friends are on the fmu chat board... you don't ever need to leave or interact with anyone through any other interface... one of us one of us!
	11:45am Cmurtha: gooble goble gooble goble
	11:47am NotARealDoctor: How many times have I said I'm leaving? I SWEAR this is the last one: How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Don't give it any food or water until its bill withers.
	11:47am NotARealDoctor: Somebody block me! I've got work to do!
	11:48am NotARealDoctor: And I still haven't even used the one I'm saving for Double Dip Recess yet.
	11:49am βrian: Which reminds us that time wounds all heels.
	11:50am βrian: (Because of the sole singer, that is. Just trying to keep instep and toe the line. It's not an easy feet.)
	11:51am peapod ross: stunt beard
	11:53am Johnzon: is she saying "hard hat so hard"?
	11:56am Ken From Hyde Park: Why was there so much garbage piled up along the side of the road? There was a sign that read: "Fine for dumping garbage."
	11:59am lukavino: this bed music is outta sight.
	11:59am lukavino: the rest of the show was p good, too.
	12:00pm βrian: Tony, too: wfmu.org...

Garbage Time: Playlist from January 8, 2019

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