Blob Dylan, M.I.A.: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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6:19am -Ken:

Morning all! Gonna try this again...

6:38am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Mr Ken! Good morning. I'm glad you are back, safe and sound!

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6:56am -Ken:

Hi f0f0 - I love being called "Mr Ken." I really do.

7:14am People Like Us:

Morning Mr Ken

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7:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

Mister Ken, good morning!

7:44am (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Mistah Ken—he alive?'

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7:54am -Ken:

I'm alive! Still need a cure

8:07am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Biaxin cleares up my mycoplasma when azithromycin doesn't.

8:21am cory:

hello Mr. Ken and all non Mr. Kens

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8:24am N.A.R.D.:

Is it too late to request Africa by Weezer?

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8:34am -Ken:

Biaxin eh? I will add it to my daily cocktail

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8:41am N.A.R.D.:

Careful you don't give yourself c.diff by overdoing it on the antibiotics. You'll wind up wearing a colostomy bag for the rest of your life if you're not careful.

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8:46am -Ken:

@NARD thanks for the warning but I ot a few colostomy bags for Xmas so I kinda wanna use them.
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8:51am Listener Robert:

Don't push my buttons, and I'll pass over yours. Buried in the notes, the Milky Way cold-bloodedly walks the landscape,awaiting a fare -- a tapestry of body parts being hauled away hot, like a marionette.

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8:53am N.A.R.D.:

Well when you put it that way, Ken, I guess it'd be irresponsible not to get a c.diff infection!

8:55am Davee:

Welcome back Ken!

9:00am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Mr. Ken.

9:01am Linda Lee:

merry morning Ken! glad you're back!

9:01am Balls_Benedict:

In like a Lion!

9:02am wfmu listener phillip:

OH THANK GOD!!!...ken is back everyone...breath easy

9:02am wfmu listener phillip:

dont ever scare us like that again!

9:03am Linda Lee:

*Mr* Ken. pardon me.

9:03am Robert Tables:

Howdy partner!

9:03am Sem:

Give us the cure, SM Ken, and good morning, all.

9:03am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Huhn. Fugazi. Pretty good. Clicky Star (TM) good!

9:05am MD:

"Birdy Num Num!!!" Good Morning Freeform Gang!

9:07am wfmylu listener phillip:

at least next time CALL IN and say "im under the westher and ill be fine and back next week"

9:07am WozWozniak:

hey everyone!

9:09am queems:

whoa how is it after 9 already

9:10am Roberto:

Welcome back Kenneleh!

9:10am ben abs:

mooorning mr smk & alles

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9:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

Cool, Wooden Shjips!

9:14am museguy:

Thank you Ken, I needed that;
"we're the support band we are not very good, we go on and on"

9:14am ben abs:

Anybody listened to the full WS album yet? thoughts?

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9:16am -Ken:

@benabs - It's good but WAY too many vocals on it.

9:17am melinda:

Hi Ken, digging the selections

9:20am ben abs:

hmmm, thanks Ken, will try before I buy then

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9:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

Goat alarm at twenty-one minutes in. Is that a new record?

9:22am dale:

ken - thanks for getting pesky 90.1 back up.

9:24am Morphe:

Welcome back to the land of the allegedly living??
A good opening.. nice grooves..especially since I am slicing veg and cooking... works in the kitchen..Thanks...

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9:26am Webhamster Henry:

Hi Ken and Wednesday morning timesluts! Welcome to the land of the living!

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9:27am -Ken:

OH Noo! Guido sent me a Kensluts Goody Pack and I left it way up in my office. And I need coffee

9:28am BLCKDGRD:

You killed Professor Dum Dum? NEIN!

9:29am Linda Lee:

who the heck made that noonday underground GIF? love it!

9:30am ben abs:

@Linda Lee, mee too, it's great!

9:30am Linda Lee:

someone get Mr. Ken his coffee! make the day nice!

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9:31am -Ken:

Linda, Ben, I think the artist name is in the filename of it..

9:32am Linda Lee:

bravo! secrets revealed!

9:32am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I love that Gerard Depardieu's photoshopped movie poster. It almost looks like it is from a real movie.

Wait...what?

9:33am Linda Lee:

just curious about who the 'my' is.

9:35am Ali LaCroix:

hiring minors or hiring miners?

9:35am thedunkel:

they are gonna find Hauge's "secrets" in the FMU parking lot

9:35am Brendan:

Just don’t hire any minors

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9:35am JtotheK:

good morning Mr. Ken, hi everyone. thanks for starting off with Fugazi (b/w - feel better!).

9:36am Morphe:

There is a HazMat Alert at FMU - Ken is a walking HazMat... everyone is required to wear fully surgical garb:Mask, gloves, scrubs, including blue or pink booties....

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9:37am JtotheK:

((oh! and super-duper fill-in from Jack Mello last week!))

9:37am listener Rey:

Can you say it on the comments?

9:37am MD:

ME TOO! AND I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR IT!

9:38am MD:

pigs are so cute!

And delicious!

9:39am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

PINK THE FFFFFFFFF FLOOOOOOOYDDDDDDD!!

9:40am cory:

i love this song more than life

9:40am MD:

Wave upon Wave of demented TV Comedy hosts march cheerfully out of obscurity into a dream!

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9:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

I don't have direct evidence to support my theory, but I do suspect that spending time in the manure pit builds a person's immunity.

9:41am Undead83:

Hi there everyone, good morning wednesday morning ><((*>

9:44am Sem:

Moe's one helluva drummer.

9:44am Brendan:

I’d like to lodge a harassment complaint. I experienced an ASMR as a result of some Don Felder song. It tingled my spine like a peppermint patty. I’m still trying to decide if I liked it or I was violated. I’ll get back to you.

9:45am Lixiviated Life:

ken, i'm happy you're back in the drivers seat.

9:46am melinda:

Nice to hear Lida Husik.

9:47am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

The Lida Husik song is one of those special songs that is PERFECT!

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9:53am -Ken:

Lida has a new album out soon.

9:53am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Who has carrot cake?

9:53am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Actually the new Lida posted to Bandcamp a few days ago. It's a lovely thing.

9:54am maestroso:

Good Morning Mr Ken! Who is the artist behind that unfortunate giant robot!

9:55am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Here is a link to the giant robot on the highway overpass. WAY creepy, well done art. I think Ready Next Player used his idea of the stacked up high-rise of trailers on a scaffolding. www.simonstalenhag.se...

9:57am maestroso:

Ah. that's it, thanks Wild Neil! I knew I had seen it before.

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9:57am -Ken:

Legal ID time ap[proaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org. The National Weather Service in Sterling Virginia has issued a

* Tornado Warning for...
Northeastern Hardy County in eastern West Virginia...
South central Hampshire County in eastern West Virginia...

* Until 630 PM EDT.

* At 604 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado
was located 9 miles northeast of Moorefield, moving southeast at 15
mph.

HAZARD...Tornado.

SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.

IMPACT...For those in the direct path of a tornado touchdown,
flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
shelter. Damage to roofs, siding, and windows may occur.
Mobile homes may be damaged or destroyed. Tree damage is
likely.

9:57am D. Lightfoot:

Hellos all

9:57am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Wow, thanks Wild Neil. He is f*cking good!

9:59am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Just to clarify. Ken's autocorrect feature is not working properly. It should read TOMATO instead of 'tornado' in that legal ID.

9:59am Rev. Turnip Druid:

the aforementioned: lidahusik.bandcamp.com...

10:02am Linda Lee:

that you, F::F::(:?

10:03am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Fofo-YEAH to figurative science fiction dystopian art.

10:03am Linda Lee:

mispelled, sorry.

10:04am cory:

holy shit, thanks wild neil

10:06am Linda Lee:

-Mr. Ken, we need a tick season alert. the li' bastards are out in force!

10:06am Brendan:

That saxy jazz sounds like it was inspired by Khlam

10:06am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

What happened to the Tomato warning, Sam? Let's start again from the top.

10:07am Linda Lee:

i heard tomato. not tornado.

10:07am tadpole:

second day at work this week so this must be Donut Time! Can't wait for 11 o'clock FELDER!

10:07am Sebastian:

hey there Ken and everybody, glad I tuned in just in time for some Tuba!

10:08am still b/p:

“Streets flooded. Please advise.” That’s the text of a telegram sent by Robert Benchley to his editor after he’d arrived in...Venice.

10:09am Brendan:

Also a Tormato warning would be nice if you are going to play some Yes

10:09am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

People, support the Hungry March Band! Buy all their albums! You don't want hear them performing as the Angry March Band! Don't make the same mistake I did!

10:10am Linda Lee:

good construction site music today. bravo!!

10:10am Sebastian:

but what if it's their hunger that makes them so good, though?!

10:11am βrian:

71 degrees and rainy on the isthmus today — a small reprieve from the stifling heat.

10:11am Sam:

Idaho is currently under a Potato Warning

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10:11am -Ken:

Check out the video for this song, it's a lot of fun. 1909 Marching Band on Acid.

10:11am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

That wasn't me, Linda Lee. I'm assuming you are asking who did the legal ID, right? Funny thing is Sam is the only one legal ID listener that cares to make the call.

10:13am cory:

more of simon stalenhag's art can be found in the Tales from the Loop RPG

10:13am Planet Tyler:

The Big Blood GIF is aaammmaaazzziinngg

10:13am Linda Lee:

ah. well. we'll have to fix that.

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10:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

Be sure to tune in tonight at 6PM for Seven Second Donut, when Andy tries to sit as far from Mr. Ken as possible. People call in with medical advice.

10:15am Planet Tyler:

The video is great too. It's what I picture working at WFMU to be like

10:16am Linda Lee:

yep, pretty astounding video. beautiful. :-)

10:16am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Was that Clothesline Revival video inspired by the work of Segundo Víctor Aurelio Chomón y Ruiz (aka Segundo Chomon) a man born in 1871 and who produced several strange, silent short films between 1908-1910 per chance?

10:17am Sam:

Mr. Ken is truly a weather porn rennaissance man

10:18am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Brendan,

LMAO

10:18am Linda Lee:

that's his work, yes!

10:19am Planet Tyler:

Ok, those MD flash flood videos are insane

10:20am Linda Lee:

horrifying.

10:21am Lixiviated Life:

Ergot 4 U youtu.be...

10:21am βrian:

What about different varieties of faithlessness?

10:21am Sam:

You should hook up listeners of different faiths! Try to get a Satanist hooked up with a Jesus freak.

10:22am Linda Lee:

last hook up show didn't go so well ~ & that was just for concert tickets.

10:23am Sam:

Yeah seriously!

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10:23am Beast of Boonton:

goat alarm now with reverb

10:25am D. Lightfoot:

SurroundGoat!

10:25am Steiner in Whately:

I used to live in Pahoa, where that boring lava is

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10:25am Webhamster Henry:

There's this dust devil video too, Ken:
www.facebook.com...

10:26am Sam:

You gotta surf the lava. That's not boring at all. It's literally a blast.

10:26am Linda Lee:

not so boring in person, i'd suspect.

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10:27am -Ken:

Pyroclastic Flows are nice too but very few videos of those survive the flow itself

10:28am Sam:

Oh this part is so badass

10:29am People Like Us:

ha ha ha

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10:29am -Ken:

@LindaLee - trust me, it's NOTHING compared to the excitement of a Raging Lahar or a Pyroclastic FLOW. That's where the action is and that's WHERE IM GOING TO SCHOOL.

10:29am tadpole:

is that lemmy?

10:30am MD:

THE VOICE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:30am Linda Lee:

definitely gotta find that video.

10:31am MD:

is he having a baby!!! the other-other white meat!!!

10:32am Sam:

Nobody does this song like Shatner. Everyone else comes up short.

10:33am MD:

Lemmy Has Risen!!!!

10:34am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Is that dude's head coming out of that other dude's butthole? Is that dude Pew Di Pie?

10:34am Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'WIND.

10:35am Sam:

It's the miracle of birth, Wild Neil

10:35am Linda Lee:

not a 'he', apparently.
unless it's an exploding taint.

10:35am ben abs:

RIP Bill Doss. Wonder if we'll ever hear what they were working on when he passed

10:35am Linda Lee:

that ain't his butthole. :-D

10:36am ben abs:

www.stereogum.com... for anyone that cares.... not sure how this'll work out!?

10:36am Rev. Turnip Druid:

what ben said. was lucky enough to catch Olivia Tremor Control at the height of their powers; among favorite shows ever...

10:36am Roberto:

So I don't mind getting boned!

10:37am melinda:

This was on Music of Mind Control, wasn't it?

10:37am @fumanchiuonthis:

Omg roflmao !!!!

10:37am Linda Lee:

gee, this song makes me wanna get stoned.

10:38am melinda:

I request another Mind Control gem, Hotel Ayahuasca. It's right up your alley Ken.

10:38am Sam:

I lived in a heroin attic for a while

10:38am JFR:

harrowing

10:38am blee:

I love a good geology song. Granite is the bomb, yo!

10:39am Linda Lee:

i got my clean needles at the needle exchange for a while that's why i don't have AIDS. it's a good deal!

10:40am Roberto:

Heroine Attics?

10:40am Sam:

The government needs to give free Jesus arms to heroin addicts

10:40am Linda Lee:

for a while. period. that's why etc. :-D

10:41am tadpole:

How can we prevent people from getting Jeseaseus from dirty needles?

10:41am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

melinda,

I believe it was on Mind Control. Ken mentioned that some few smokes/shows ago.

10:41am Linda Lee:

Fugs!! much better!

10:43am Sam:

Is there a Muppet version of this?

10:43am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

This is the muppet version!

10:43am tadpole:

man you can get so many more diseases now than you could in the '60s. not saying its a plot but its a plot.

10:46am Linda Lee:

just a matter of a collective death wish, methinks.

10:47am Sam:

Is this a mic break?

10:47am D. Lightfoot:

Muppet Christ

10:47am Sebastian:

fair warning: I'm taking my shoes off, it's too damn hot
yay Kermit!

10:47am Karen:

AMAZING!

10:48am Morphe:

HappyTime Chaos!!!!!!!!!! But.. by Henson's son!!!

10:48am D. Lightfoot:

Gonzo is Judas

10:48am Rev. Turnip Druid:

what's this about muppet disease

10:48am Sam:

HERETIC! KILL THE FROG!

10:48am fred:

you kind of sound like Kermit, Ken. Andy is right...

10:49am D. Lightfoot:

The whole thing is on YouTube but it's hard to sit through it all

10:49am Sam:

This guy's no Jim Henson

10:49am tadpole:

That Beaker guy obviously has advanced stage syphyllis

10:49am tadpole:

Sorry, the scientist who tortures him I mean.

10:49am βrian:

This guy is no Edith Piaf.

10:50am tadpole:

Dr. bunsen honeydew, I'm told

10:50am Sam:

Does Miss Piggy bust in at the last minute and start going Hii ya!!

10:50am Linda Lee:

and then Kermit went to India.

10:51am tadpole:

beaker is clearly an MKULTRA test project of Dr. honeydew

10:51am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

is HappyTime Murders the new Meet the Feebles?

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10:53am -Ken:

Legal ID time approaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org.
Flash Flood Statement
National Weather Service Baltimore MD/Washington DC
1241 AM EDT MON MAY 28 2018

...THE FLASH FLOOD WARNING FOR NORTHWESTERN ANNE ARUNDEL AND
SOUTHEASTERN HOWARD COUNTIES WILL EXPIRE AT 1245 AM EDT...

The crest of floodwaters has reached the Little Patuxent River at
Savage. Thus, the threat of rapid life-threatening flooding has
ended. Significant flooding continues in this area though, and a
flood warning remains in effect.

10:53am Linda Lee:

tuchus!!!

10:55am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

The intro to this sounded like the poor's man 'My bubble blower'

10:56am Robert Tables:

All donuts all the time

10:57am tadpole:

maggot brain should be pumped into earths atmosphere at all times. like tap water is brought into homes.

10:58am Linda Lee:

brilliant move, Mr. Ken.

10:58am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Companion notes to today's Legal ID #2 :

- WMFU is actually pronounced WM...[pause]...FU, FCC!

11:00am Mister Dobalina:

This is great, I just imagined Ken & Matt running around a lawn somewhere in the UK.

11:01am tadpole:

is dees Sam dee Apraiseeuir from Pareeiuse?

11:01am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

pierre?

11:02am Sebastian:

c'est bon, c'est bon!

11:02am Yvang:

Bravo mon gars!

11:02am Sam:

French is such a beautiful language

11:02am Bill W:

It was nice of Inspector Clouseau to call in.

11:03am PMD:

Mercu

11:03am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I think it was, tadpole!!! Mon·sieur Sam, ze appresseuir!

11:03am tadpole:

Doublue Eweee Effeee Emmmmeee Ewwwewwwwe

11:04am tadpole:

@F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (: I wish I could take credit, but I cannot speak French.

11:04am Linda Lee:

j'aime Z-Rock Hawaii. magnifique!

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11:04am AnAnonymousParty:

When did the Tasmanian Devil get in a band?

11:04am Sam l'appraisseur:

Yeah, eat was me

11:05am tadpole:

oh Linda here it comes

11:05am βrian:

Now that's how you pronounce "Orange!"

11:05am Linda Lee:

my love for you only grows, Mr. Ken.

11:05am Tuchus:

Tuchus

11:05am Sebastian:

Tuchus!

11:05am tadpole:

Sam l'appraisseur 2020!

11:05am Goyim in the AM:

I read it, but I dint hear that French dude say Annarunnel Couny, hon.

11:06am Fashion Tashjian:

A calf with ponchiks?

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11:06am Ken From Hyde Park:

I pledge allegiance to the Tuchus.

11:06am Linda Lee:

#tuchusnation baby!!!

11:07am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

That last legal ID call confirms my theory that the few people that has called the show to say the Legal ID so far are in fact just one person doing different vocal characterisations: Sam.

11:07am Sam:

Ken From Hyde Park, are you a right cheek kind of guy, or a left cheek kind of guy?

11:07am D. Lightfoot:

Play Lil Markie next

11:07am melinda:

So this is the Tuchus everyone has been talking about, I hadn't made the connection.

11:07am Linda Lee:

my week is made. XXX

11:07am JakeGould:

@-Ken: Hey! New summer schedule looks great! Looks like lots of new, young DJs.

Do they even know what a tuchus is?

11:08am Linda Lee:

we sure do Jake. :-D

11:08am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Oh, sorry, tadpole. I mean to say you were right in identifying Sam as ze appresieur.

11:08am tadpole:

Tuchus hole Surfers

11:08am Sam:

These kids today don't know a tuchus from a hole in the ground

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11:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sam - Whichever is closer.

11:09am JakeGould:

@Linda: ??? That was directed towards the new, young batch of DJs.

11:09am Uncle Michael:

HEL-lo!

11:09am tadpole:

@FF oh lol oh well, I have delusions of grandeueruer sometimes. especially where french is involved.

11:09am Ghetto Pastrami:

Yay, Texas punk!!

11:09am Sean d:

bunghole boogieboarding

11:10am Linda Lee:

sorry, missed my emphasis. as in: *we* sure do, Jake. :-D

11:10am JakeGould:

I hope Ken has some “Ironic Use of Yiddish 101” for new, young DJs.

11:10am JakeGould:

@Linda: You are a DJ on the summer schedule?

11:11am Linda Lee:

damn this newfangled texting thing. no nuance.

11:11am tadpole:

Ken is on TBS time.

11:12am Linda Lee:

alas, i am not. :-(

11:12am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I'm embarrased to say I was the only Tuchus virgin here. That is, I always thought Tuchus was the creature making cute noises in the song. But then I met you! You dirty people!

11:13am JakeGould:

@Linda: Utterly do not understand your enthusiastic response there even when explained.

Anyway… DOUGHNUTS!

11:13am BronwynB:

wait, jesus christ superstar was at the cherry lane? i usher there

11:14am BronwynB:

i googled and it does not appear to have ever been at the cherry lane. you lie, ken. you lie!

11:14am Linda Lee:

Ken, darling, it's 'gess them a nee'. now you know. :-)

11:15am BronwynB:

i am a new youngish dj on the summer schedule and i know what a tuchus is thank you very much

11:15am JakeGould:

@BronwynB: GOOD FOR YOU! And you didn’t have to Google, Siri or Alexa that, right?

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11:16am JtotheK:

@bronwynB - congrats on the summer schedule slot! alas, it's past my bedtime but i'll tune in via archives!

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11:16am AnAnonymousParty:

Shatner's rendition is an 'experience', not simply a 'version'.

11:16am βrian:

Madison, WI? I've been there!

11:16am Sam:

Not as much enthusiasm as the goat

11:16am tadpole:

lol wtf these are animals?

11:16am BronwynB:

thanks jtothek :) and jake, no, i have been aware of the tuchus my whole life since my mom, while 100% irish catholic, grew up in flushing and uses a lot of yiddish words

11:17am Wild Neil||Peace All:

A, transcript ,of ,Shatner talking ,or singing, uses ,a ,lot ,of commas.

11:17am bbrandy:

the listeners don't lie, heavy METAL

11:17am Goyim in the AM:

The lynxes upset my cat; the goat does not.

11:17am tadpole:

the mating call of the ontario douchebag. "Double Rainbows!"

11:17am Sebastian:

one vote for goat

11:17am listener Rey:

I agree. No contest. the Lynx sound annoyed but not horrified as they should be

11:18am JakeGould:

Just listened to the two Lynx screaming. Sounds exactly like my building neighbors moaning into the building’s airway in the morning.

11:18am thedunkel:

The lynx sound like sad patrons at a jewish deli…

11:19am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I'm listening a bit delayed: I was going to point-out to Ken that the lynxen would upset _everyone_'s cats.

11:19am JakeGould:

@thedunkel: Now that is ant-Semitic, schmuck! They sound more like two Arabs fighting at an outdoor market.

11:20am tadpole:

well, this whole thing got ugly.

11:21am JakeGould:

R.I.P. Bob Dylan.

11:22am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

How come Bob Dylan always forgets the melodies but not the lyrics of his songs?

11:23am JFR:

too soon @JakeGould

11:24am melinda:

@Bronwyn the phrasing of your comment made me picture a large phantom ass

11:24am Bill W:

I like to think this is for John McCain

11:24am tadpole:

oh no? is it time to break the bob dylan glass?

11:24am JakeGould:

@tadpole: Okay, you know what? Those Lynx’s sound like two Protestant hipsters fighting over a brunch bill at Williamsburg cafe that sells $7 (and up) avocado toast.

11:25am kenhi:

the guy's still touring like crazy!

11:25am Bill W:

Bob turned 77 last week

11:25am βrian:

Avocado toast wants to be free.

11:25am Goyim in the AM:

Bob Dylan LOL.

11:26am WillCrete:

Each time I hear this tune, I can vividly recall waking up to Ken playing Dylan's "Idiot Wind" on the morning of Nov 9, 2016

11:26am JakeGould:

@βrian: How many avocado toast places are there in Madison, WI nowadays? Like there has to be a few on the west side, right?

11:27am tadpole:

@JakeGould: thank you. finally some hatred on this board towards people who deserve it.

11:27am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

QED
KFC
or
RIP?
WTF!

11:27am Sem:

LOL

11:28am JakeGould:

Saw a sign today that read, “Please shut the front door…” No, you please shut the front door!

11:28am JakeGould:

Bob Dylan M.I.A.

11:29am βrian:

I have no idea. Even though I worked for many years in restaurants, I don't dine out much any more. The whole small plate/à la carte thing has no appeal for me.

11:29am Sem:

DNR

11:29am JakeGould:

@βrian: Good for you! Respect.

11:29am JakeGould:

@Sem: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

11:30am People Like Us:

this is great

11:31am JakeGould:

This is pretty deep and accurate for Jokerfan.

11:32am tadpole:

that was great.

11:32am People Like Us:

this is great as well

11:32am JakeGould:

What’s not great?

11:33am People Like Us:

things not as great as this

11:34am Bob Dylan:

My agent just called me and informed me that I was dead and that I should embark on a farewell tour.

11:35am Sem:

w/ the Dead.

11:35am People Like Us:

I got scared then, I don't want Blob Dylan to be dead

11:36am tadpole:

i don't think I'll be able to handle it if dylan dies w trump in the white house tbh

11:37am tadpole:

that's cause for setting things on fire.

11:37am JakeGould:

@BobDylan: TMI!

11:37am Al Greene:

I was supposed to sing this, but I was already booked.

11:38am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Don't worry people. I'm pretty sure Bob Dylan will outlive all of us. In fact I predict he will record a new Xmas album in 2045. People then won't even remember he recorded one already.

11:39am Planet Tyler:

Long Live Bob. Dylan and Dobbs.

11:40am MistressTee:

Well, at least he gave props to Kermie for the intellectual property, even if he bogarted the mic.

11:40am People Like Us:

STOP IT STOP IT

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11:41am AnAnonymousParty:

Maybe Bob Dylan, Kermit the Frog and Tony Bennett should do something together. Now that would be a Christmas album I'd buy.

11:41am People Like Us:

It's Time To Rock, Ken

11:42am βrian:

Wait, is Kermit still alive?

11:43am Bob Dylan:

I'm not dead, I just sound that way.

11:43am Sem:

Still?

11:43am People Like Us:

I hate it when there are already mines down there

11:44am tadpole:

Ken, if touch the tuchus of the moinors you hire you'll be in big trouble.just fyi.

11:44am Sebastian:

Miners or minors? or both?

11:44am MistressTee:

Kermit is cryogenically frozen, with the gelflings from The Dark Crystal

11:44am tadpole:

minors. shit.

11:44am People Like Us:

The Only Song

11:44am Sem:

For those about to rock, Ken, we give you a friendly wave.

11:44am Sebastian:

or moinors, yes?

11:44am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Ken-whatever happened to the cones in the street in front of the parking lot?
Please rock for me.

🚽

11:44am AnAnonymousParty:

OK, ready to rock. So the potential to rock is quite high right now.

11:45am People Like Us:

Peter Blegvad & John Greaves

11:45am Sebastian:

moanors?

11:45am tadpole:

we will we will possibly at some point rock you

11:45am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Wait a minute...Didn't Sam win last week's SSD ticket to see some band together with a girl? How did it go, Sam?

11:45am JakeGould:

NewsFlash™! The guitarist of Anal Cunt died yesterday after falling off of an escalator near a food court. www.metalinjection.net...

11:46am MistressTee:

is this rock? Sounds like a bunch of paper to me!

Ha cuz, clapping, flat palms...

*crickets*

11:46am tadpole:

are our minors moaning?

11:46am The Rock:

Wait, what? I don't have anything prepared. I guess I could do a scene from one of my many hit movies.

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11:47am AnAnonymousParty:

Now THAT rocks!

11:47am Sem:

I had this on cassette.

11:47am Sebastian:

works fine!

11:48am tadpole:

if there's going to be a nuclear war, i want to hear about it on WFMU

11:48am fleep:

I feel the lack of emergency

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11:48am AnAnonymousParty:

In an actual emergency the tones sound more ominous.

11:48am MistressTee:

do that scene in fast and the furious ya know where you weren't part of the cast yet :D

11:48am βrian:

I fell off an exhilarator once.

11:48am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I'm afraid to Google to confirm that news, JakeGould. I'm in public space fer fks sake!

11:48am Davee:

Run in circles sreaming bloody murder

11:50am MistressTee:

wait no do that scene in the tooth fairy where you wear the tutu :P

11:50am the yipster times:

dust to digital going to release the harry smith recordings of rabbi abulafia

11:51am tadpole:

I want to hear Clay Pigeon explain to us that we're all going to die within 15 minutes. Sprinkle us with pixie dust. Tell us he loves us. Play one last vomit sound as we're blinded by a flash brighter than 10,000 suns.

11:51am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Sam,

Do you accept legal ID vocal characterisations requests?

11:53am Sam:

Sure!

11:53am Linda Lee:

@tadpole ~ could be a lot worse. agree.

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11:53am -Ken:

Legal ID time approaches: Dial 201-209-9368 and SAY: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, in New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org.

At 604 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado
was located 9 miles northeast of Moorefield, moving southeast at 15
mph.

HAZARD...Tornado.

SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.

IMPACT...For those in the direct path of a tornado touchdown,
flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without
shelter. Damage to roofs, siding, and windows may occur.
Mobile homes may be damaged or destroyed. Tree damage is
likely.

* This dangerous storm will be near...
Wardensville around 630 PM EDT.

Other locations impacted by this tornadic thunderstorm include
Inkerman, Rio, Perry, Bean Settlement, Baker and Mccauley.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

TAKE COVER NOW! Move to a basement or an interior room on the lowest
floor of a sturdy building. Avoid windows. If you are outdoors, in a
mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter
and protect yourself from flying debris.

11:53am tadpole:

@linda indeed

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11:54am AnAnonymousParty:

And while Clay goes way over 15 minutes explaining and adding sound effects the pending doom, whatever it is, becomes bored and veers off on a new trajectory and Clay, unwittingly, saves the day.

11:54am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Sam,

Sorry. But what's on the menu?

11:55am Sam:

Why don't you call and do it FOFO?

11:55am tadpole:

@aap lol. deflecting the war head with an accidental throw of a studio chair

11:56am Earthling:

is this the great raymond scott?

11:57am Davee:

I insist

11:57am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I'm just a figment of your imagination, Sam! I do not exist!!

11:57am Sebastian:

that sounded illegal on so many levels

11:58am fleep:

WFalsettoMU

11:58am F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

I agree, Sebastian. Especially levels 4th and 7th.

11:58am Lixiviated Life:

Hello?
Radio 4?

11:58am MistressTee:

Ken is pitarded

11:58am ben abs:

Fanx Ken. Have a good 1 everybody.

11:59am melinda:

Enjoyed the cavalcade of donuts, thanks Ken

11:59am Davee:

An illegal is a sick bird

11:59am knowitalldouchbag:

A petard is a Ww1 era hand grenade.

11:59am Sebastian:

Vielen Dank, lieber Ken!

12:00pm Davee:

Bye donut time

12:00pm Lixiviated Life:

Viking fair
North Ustire poor

12:00pm βrian:

100% Whatever with Mary Wing
on the Drummer Stream:
freeform.wfmu.org...

12:00pm βrian:

(Or Duane, of course!)

12:01pm F˸˸˸F˸˸˸ (:

Thanks, Mr Ken and people! Great show, legal IDs, commentaries, gifs and GIFs,music as usual! Till next episode and remember: be happy!

BE MORE HAPPY!!!!!

12:01pm Lixiviated Life:

ken,
you've managed your way into my heart

🚽

12:01pm AnAnonymousParty:

The end-of-the-world machine sounds angry.

12:02pm bobo:

Hi! I just finished my shift. Are you still accepting requests? I have some good ones.

12:05pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I dislike the name change, always having liked the simplicity of 'Ken's Show' amid a sea of (often good but) jokey names. Absolute power….

12:07pm nicole:

what was the xylophone instrumental cover of bech boys Warmth of the Sun played between songs? couldn't search it, please and thank you!!