WFMU: Bryce: Playlist from March 25, 2011

Listener comments!
	12:08pm βrian: Welcome to my ear phones, you audio nymph.
	12:08pm Dead Corporate Eyes: play that funky music Bryce boy
	12:09pm Vicki: welcome to my bloody earphones too, Bryce
	12:09pm bryce: everyone loves a funeral
	12:09pm bryce: your earphones are bloody
	12:09pm Vicki: your blood
	12:10pm bryce: I REMEMBER
	12:11pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): my akgees can handle anything you give um... !! yeah Bryce !!!
	12:11pm Vicki: hello, where are you? Or rather where am I?
	12:13pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): for the duration of 3 hours my 30 year old AKG 240's are soo sweet and comfortable ... !!
	12:16pm bryce: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW WHERE I AM ANY MORE. ahh, 240s, a head hug
	12:16pm Vicki: that's what Ken said
	12:17pm Vicki: but I have something FOR you!
	12:19pm Dead Corporate Eyes: I smell restraining order...or is that just gravy?
	12:19pm Vicki: I rung the bell but they said I couldn't bring it in
	12:19pm Cheri Pi: I can't unsee the audio-spodgery from marathon week. I'm in therapy.
	12:21pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): yea comfy, cozy, smoochie , woochie like having feathers around your ears ,,, i FINALLY got my old HK receiver back than can handle the 600 ohm headphones with no problem and it's great not trying to blab on and on but the sound and the comfort is incredible it's like a new born babies...
	12:25pm Dead Corporate Eyes: new born babies are actually not that comfortable on your head
	12:28pm Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo: I have my doubts about the pleasure of the sound of newborns as well.
	12:29pm βrian: Listening on my brand new cacophones.
	12:30pm Dead Corporate Eyes: they SOUND ok in the daytime but not so good at 4:30 am
	12:30pm Vicki: my headphones are hanging in the toilet on the 2nd floor of WFMU
	12:30pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): ... it's just the feeling I guess.. I finally got a nice sound set up here and it's awesome !! nothing like the old school monitor headphones I say ! ..
	12:31pm Vicki: 4th. Fourth. FOURTH. anyway whatever oh hi
	12:31pm John Segal: I love to smell my lip!
	12:31pm Dead Corporate Eyes: where has your face been?
	12:33pm still b/p: 35 year old Koss HV1As at home sound okay, but the ugly, half-assed replacements I fashioned for ear cushions makes them not so comfortable. Like elder pugs on my ears.
	12:33pm bennett4senate: check out my new band Elder Pugs
	12:37pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): http://www.jr.com/akg-acoustics/pe/AKG_K240MKII/ < they still make um too hold crap !! but I paid under 100 at the time now they 200!! but still worth that in my opinion !!...
	12:37pm say wha?: they make them to hold crap?
	12:40pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): good sound .. and more important comfort !!! .. hours and hours of listening pleasure !!.. but I stop here ..
	12:43pm bennett4senate: hey Bryce how bout something with some kora on it? think it'd fit right in, ethnogmusicoeographically speaking
	12:43pm bryce: can i be in your band?
	12:43pm Ike: Put THESE on your head: http://tiny.cc/hornspk1
	12:44pm bennett4senate: @bryce u mean Elder Pugs? definitely
	12:45pm bryce: i won't play very loud
	12:46pm Ike: Bryce, you ARE a band.
	12:46pm Ricky: No, Lucy, you can't be in my band.
	12:46pm voidit: i am playing it very loud!!!
	12:47pm giraffe: bbrrrrnnnggg bbbrrrrnnnggggggg
	12:47pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): @Ike yep those are like the Avant guard horns but you need the proper room and settings of cause ...
	12:47pm still b/p: We have a few pairs of 240s where I work, several if you count the nonfunctioning. Items not for sale, but I can take and send provocative photo sets of them to discreet enthusiasts & appreciators....
	12:51pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): there was a competition back in the "day" with AKIG and KOSS .. the KOSS were like Great but .. the AKG"s won for comfort .. !!!!
	12:52pm anne: wa wa!
	12:56pm giraffe: ha - I just ran over to the cat then because I thought he had a bee duh
	12:57pm giraffe: if I weren't a giraffe and was using the correct pseudonym I would have anyway
	12:57pm hamburger: All I can google for 'Elder Pugs' : http://bit.ly/gx9Knr
	12:58pm Vicki: nice honks
	12:59pm Ike: Don't you mean "nice honkers"?
	12:59pm bryce: there better be some seaweed left when i get home, giraffe
	1:00pm Dead Corporate Eyes: honkers! such a term
	1:00pm anne: Vicki, how was Mexico?
	1:01pm Ike: Sorry, too obvious? Great set Bryce! And I don't mean your set of honkers, either.
	1:03pm giraffe: I am laying on the seeweed, it makes a beautiful bed for my soft orange fur and the colour gren compliments my lickle bwown hoofs
	1:04pm βrian: It occurs to me this isn't Lawrence Welk we're listening to.
	1:04pm giraffe: is this a long track?
	1:05pm still b/p: Honk if you're Ghanaian!
	1:05pm Vicki: Mexico was great, thanks - ate lots of green and brown
	1:06pm Vicki: and played some orange
	1:07pm anne: didja get to dip in some blue?
	1:08pm Vicki: no, they didn't have any blue left
	1:11pm Ike: So Bryce, I was eating spicy Korean fried chicken, and a guy we call Goats saw my FMU shirt & said, "You know Bryce?" Then he drank two huge beakers of watermelon soju and apparently started drunk-texting you (?).
	1:13pm bryce: YES. GOATS! that melted my little pea brain. -19 degrees of separation
	1:16pm still b/p: Something was just playing nearby with Kathie Lee Gifford giving "Try to Remember" a criminal beating...! It's gone now...but it's too late...the trauma... And in the same room as Bryce's music! ...good and evil at the throats of each other's notes! Universe could have ended! Or maybe something perfect could emerge from the merge...
	1:18pm Vicki: I'm going to see Ghedalia Tezartes tonight
	1:19pm giraffe: what does this say... "b-e-e-r?" trot trot trot trot
	1:24pm Ike: More proof that FMU T-shirts are magical? At first I figured you must know him via food groups like that one, but he didn't think you were much into food b/c you're a veggie. (Since when don't vegetarians like food?) I informed him that you were recently covered in enough gravy that you probably can be considered as fallen off the wagon.
	1:25pm Vicki: eating food off of your own head doesn't count
	1:27pm bryce: yeah, that food touched meat
	1:28pm Vicki: the three second rule
	1:28pm Vicki: sorry, I mean 3 hour
	1:37pm Ike: So @V@1:25, I could be a vegetarian? I just have to put meat on my head first before I eat it? OK, no problem.
	1:40pm Vicki: yes, once it's been on your body for 3 hours you can eat it. It's yours.
	1:42pm Vicki: I should know, I've been a vegetarian since I was 14 and the rule has never failed me.
	1:43pm Vicki: the same rule applies to killing things, so long as you do it over a 3-hour minimum period then you're working with an entirely new set of rules.
	1:45pm still b/p: So if Kathie Lee had sung "Try to Remember" for 180+ minutes...
	1:52pm Royal Soc. for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bryce: Vicki is now on our Most Wanted List.
	1:59pm ms_a: Annea Lockwood! Being at work I can only imagine it.
	2:01pm Vicki: hi.
	2:02pm Vicki: Royal Soc. I might mention that Bryce killed me last week, before you judge me too harshly for my endeavours
	2:05pm glenn: hey ike, that thai woman was probably less than 5 feet tall, so her healthiness was probably proportional.
	2:05pm Royal Soc. for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bryce: Death is truly insufficient. "Someone" anonymously sent us video.
	2:07pm Vicki: Fair cop. Don't think you'll get me without a fight though. http://www.vimeo.com/21397727
	2:09pm Oxford English Dictionary: Ms. Bennett's hijinks with Bryce have added an entirely new definition to the entry for: MASH UP
	2:10pm Royal Soc. for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vicki: We'll see you in court, RSPCB.
	2:10pm Vicki: I'm the hostess with the most mess and I'm going to smash you all
	2:11pm Ike: @Glenn, heh. You think? THOSE kinds of proportions are not common in Thailand as far as I could see (though I was mostly paying attn to the food). Photo angle trickery or statistical anomaly?
	2:11pm giraffe: kick kick kick boot kick kick poop
	2:12pm bryce: i will purée and wear you
	2:13pm Vicki: I will rip your lungs out and use them as bagpipes
	2:13pm giraffe: poop poop poop poooop phut pooooop
	2:13pm Oxford English Dictionary: @giraffe: Oh, shit.
	2:14pm Vicki: look, you're scaring your giraffe.
	2:15pm bryce: that giraffe's shitfaced. i will rip my own lungs out and stuff you into them with suet.
	2:16pm Carnivore: Num.
	2:16pm bryce: and x-ray burns will carry you around
	2:16pm Looms: Hello all. I missed the boat on two sets :(
	2:17pm Vicki: next marathon I'm operating on you, and that's just for the first show
	2:18pm giraffe: burp
	2:19pm Andy's Nipple Piercing: Vicki ain't bluffin', people.
	2:19pm Vicki: I'll make the suet into a pudding and then you're going to eat it for 75 dollars or more
	2:20pm still b/p: Speaking of OED, yesterday's word of the day: Marmoset. One of the vintage usage examples provided: "The marmeset hat a very longe tayle."
	2:20pm Vicki: and once I'm halfway down your gullet I'm going to play you like a harp "and a partridge in a pear tree"
	2:21pm Vicki's Next Movie Deal: Working title: "They Saved Bryce's Brain"
	2:22pm Vicki: meanwhile I have to go and make the dinner. Excuse me... I brought something small white and squishy back from fmu with me, I found it crawling out of studio B. I've been holding it for three hours so it's good to steam it now.
	2:22pm just guessin': Thai model: Sila Khon
	2:26pm Parq: Vicki, for God's sake, hang on a minute- that's the Old Codger!
	2:28pm giraffe: small poop
	2:33pm schizflow: this music reminds me about the plight of the bees. i hope the bees are ok.
	2:34pm bryce: i've told hermann nitsch about vicki, and he's very interested
	2:36pm glenn: i'm going with statistical anomaly.
	2:37pm Vicki: I've told Stuart Brisley about Bryce and he's got indigestion The comments here go so WELL with the music btw, bravo :)
	2:38pm bryce: aw hell, let's golf
	2:38pm glenn: is all this chirping the precursor to bryce and vicki's cage match?
	2:40pm Linda Scott: I've told every little star just how sweet I think Bryce and Vicki are.
	2:41pm Ike: That anomaly requires further detailed study. I would like to do a close examination.
	2:41pm glenn: i'm a big believer in statistics.
	2:43pm philosopher: i'm still very conflicted over this eating meat off your head issue - i'm afraid i may not sleep very well tonight
	2:43pm Clay: bryce. This Trak is outstanding, as are You!
	2:44pm bryce: :)
	2:46pm Vicki: it's just a matter of context, dear philosopher. One man's meat is another man's head.
	2:46pm scree falter: I wounder how giraffe tastes
	2:46pm giraffe: Bwyce, your cat doodooed on your wecord pwayer
	2:47pm glenn: and one man's pomeranian is another man's pomegranete.
	2:49pm try therapy: this chatroom is a perfect example of left-brained education gone awry
	2:49pm scree falter: I was previously unaware that giraffes where coprophiliacs
	2:50pm try therapy: I can't get the math questions right
	2:50pm Dead Corporate Eyes: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
	2:51pm Math: Natural selection selected you out.
	2:51pm giraffe: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
	2:51pm scree falter: Try Therapy: Maybe you should try sobering up... I hear its great for therapy
	2:52pm Vicki: just ran in from the kitchen to find out what happened oh ok, it's Yoko
	2:52pm bryce: do NOT sober up.
	2:52pm Vicki's Assistant: Put the Scalpel on the Bryce
	2:52pm bryce: i told yoko about joel peter whitkin and she did a math problem
	2:53pm try therapy: oh noooo
	2:53pm Dead Corporate Eyes: sober up long enough to appreciate innebriation again
	2:54pm glenn: fermat's last theorem?
	2:54pm Yoko: I'm just going out to buy some new socks
	2:55pm Vicki: this is pretty amazing
	2:55pm Vicki: thanks Bryce - lovely show :)
	2:55pm Vicki's Assistant: Thanks Vicki, lovely threats of dismemberment!
	2:56pm giraffe: would you bring me an orange and a banana?
	2:56pm Vicki: yes, same time next week? HA HA HA
	2:56pm Dead Corporate Eyes: aw, is it almost over already?
	2:56pm Courtney, not Twain: Big, damned big, and statistics.
	2:57pm scree falter: giraffes don't eat bananas nor oranges... is it nor or or btw!
	2:57pm Vicki's Assistant: @Vicki: Let's synchronize our watches. And our listens.
	2:58pm Vicki: feed the damn giraffe what it wants, there's clearly something wrong with it
	2:58pm Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo: Thanks Bryce.
	2:59pm Vicki: I'm stealing this track, it's wonderful. Thankeeeeeee ta ta :))))
	2:59pm giraffe: actually an orange and an apple
	2:59pm bryce: thx you all people there have good weeks at the same time and then explode
	2:59pm scree falter: Most heartily agreed ;p
	3:00pm try therapy: like a creeper
	3:01pm Ike: Bryce I hope you spar with Frangry this evening as well as you do with Vicki.
	3:01pm try therapy: ch tsssssss
	3:01pm try therapy: booom
	10:49am giraffe: actually a grapefruit and a packet of crisps
	9:23am giraffe: oh actually I'll have a banana after all
	9:25am giraffe: and some grapes and some cheese with pineapple chunks and a can of coke
	9:25am giraffe: diet coke
	7:30am giraffe: with a peppermint
	1:36pm bryce: * B O O O O O O M *
	10:02am Giraffe: bong

Bryce: Playlist from March 25, 2011

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March 25, 2011

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Artist	Track	Album	Comments	Approx. start time
	Daa-zaa-to [excerpt] "Daa-zaa-to [excerpt]"	Guinea: Kpelle Music	funeral	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
	Akharo "Akharo"	Waza: Blue Nile — Sudan		0:21:22 (Pop-up)
	Abrahiim ba'i wathila agodi "Abrahiim ba'i wathila agodi"	Waza: Blue Nile — Sudan		0:23:58 (Pop-up)
	Adémèch I Hembo "Adémèch I Hembo"	Cameroon: Flutes of the Mandara Mountains		0:26:09 (Pop-up)
	Chant de Possession "Chant de Possession"	Chants d'Afrique Occidentale	Sarakollé	0:31:54 (Pop-up)
	Gêêglu "Masque Multiple" "Gêêglu "Masque Multiple""	Côte-D'Ivoire: Masques Dan		0:33:51 (Pop-up)
	Dance Music "Dance Music"	Central African Republic	Banda-Linda folks	0:36:54 (Pop-up)
	War Song "War Song"	African Music	Malinke fellers, "french sudan"	0:43:38 (Pop-up)
	Two Manyanga Drum Rhythms "Two Manyanga Drum Rhythms"	Tanzania 1	Nyamwezi	0:46:41 (Pop-up)
	Ensemble des Cloches "Ensemble des Cloches"	Percussions de Côte d'Ivoire	Baoulé	0:49:17 (Pop-up)
	Kpanlogo Por Por Medley "Kpanlogo Por Por Medley"	Por Por: Honk Horn Music Of Ghana		0:52:06 (Pop-up)

Dark Revolution Collective	Madmen Union	Dark Revolution Collective		1:03:11 (Pop-up)
The Glass Orchestra	[track B1] "[track B1]" by "The Glass Orchestra"	The Glass Orchestra		1:14:57 (Pop-up)
Annea Lockwood	Vibrating Pane "Vibrating Pane" by "Annea Lockwood"	The Glass World		1:23:15 (Pop-up)
Annea Lockwood	Bubbling "Bubbling" by "Annea Lockwood"	The Glass World		1:25:05 (Pop-up)
Annea Lockwood	Breathing Machine "Breathing Machine" by "Annea Lockwood"	The Glass World		1:26:53 (Pop-up)
Annea Lockwood	Water Gong "Water Gong" by "Annea Lockwood"	The Glass World		1:29:25 (Pop-up)
Annea Lockwood	Deep Water Gong "Deep Water Gong" by "Annea Lockwood"	The Glass World		1:35:21 (Pop-up)
Angus Maclaurin	Ghost Ship "Ghost Ship" by "Angus Maclaurin"	Glass Music		1:39:54 (Pop-up)
Angus Maclaurin	Sea Shanty "Sea Shanty" by "Angus Maclaurin"	Glass Music		1:56:46 (Pop-up)

Ross Bolleter	The Red Way "The Red Way" by "Ross Bolleter"	Night Kitchen		2:06:26 (Pop-up)
Ellen Fullman	Swingen "Swingen" by "Ellen Fullman"	The Long String Instrument		2:10:22 (Pop-up)
The Taj-Mahal Travellers	The Taj-Mahal Travellers between 6:20 — 6:46 pm	July 15, 1972		2:21:14 (Pop-up)
Yoko Ono	Air Male (Tone Deaf Jam)	Fly		2:46:39 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:08pm βrian: Welcome to my ear phones, you audio nymph.
	12:08pm Dead Corporate Eyes: play that funky music Bryce boy
	12:09pm Vicki: welcome to my bloody earphones too, Bryce
	12:09pm bryce: everyone loves a funeral
	12:09pm bryce: your earphones are bloody
	12:09pm Vicki: your blood
	12:10pm bryce: I REMEMBER
	12:11pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): my akgees can handle anything you give um... !! yeah Bryce !!!
	12:11pm Vicki: hello, where are you? Or rather where am I?
	12:13pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): for the duration of 3 hours my 30 year old AKG 240's are soo sweet and comfortable ... !!
	12:16pm bryce: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW WHERE I AM ANY MORE. ahh, 240s, a head hug
	12:16pm Vicki: that's what Ken said
	12:17pm Vicki: but I have something FOR you!
	12:19pm Dead Corporate Eyes: I smell restraining order...or is that just gravy?
	12:19pm Vicki: I rung the bell but they said I couldn't bring it in
	12:19pm Cheri Pi: I can't unsee the audio-spodgery from marathon week. I'm in therapy.
	12:21pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): yea comfy, cozy, smoochie , woochie like having feathers around your ears ,,, i FINALLY got my old HK receiver back than can handle the 600 ohm headphones with no problem and it's great not trying to blab on and on but the sound and the comfort is incredible it's like a new born babies...
	12:25pm Dead Corporate Eyes: new born babies are actually not that comfortable on your head
	12:28pm Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo: I have my doubts about the pleasure of the sound of newborns as well.
	12:29pm βrian: Listening on my brand new cacophones.
	12:30pm Dead Corporate Eyes: they SOUND ok in the daytime but not so good at 4:30 am
	12:30pm Vicki: my headphones are hanging in the toilet on the 2nd floor of WFMU
	12:30pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): ... it's just the feeling I guess.. I finally got a nice sound set up here and it's awesome !! nothing like the old school monitor headphones I say ! ..
	12:31pm Vicki: 4th. Fourth. FOURTH. anyway whatever oh hi
	12:31pm John Segal: I love to smell my lip!
	12:31pm Dead Corporate Eyes: where has your face been?
	12:33pm still b/p: 35 year old Koss HV1As at home sound okay, but the ugly, half-assed replacements I fashioned for ear cushions makes them not so comfortable. Like elder pugs on my ears.
	12:33pm bennett4senate: check out my new band Elder Pugs
	12:37pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): http://www.jr.com/akg-acoustics/pe/AKG_K240MKII/ < they still make um too hold crap !! but I paid under 100 at the time now they 200!! but still worth that in my opinion !!...
	12:37pm say wha?: they make them to hold crap?
	12:40pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): good sound .. and more important comfort !!! .. hours and hours of listening pleasure !!.. but I stop here ..
	12:43pm bennett4senate: hey Bryce how bout something with some kora on it? think it'd fit right in, ethnogmusicoeographically speaking
	12:43pm bryce: can i be in your band?
	12:43pm Ike: Put THESE on your head: http://tiny.cc/hornspk1
	12:44pm bennett4senate: @bryce u mean Elder Pugs? definitely
	12:45pm bryce: i won't play very loud
	12:46pm Ike: Bryce, you ARE a band.
	12:46pm Ricky: No, Lucy, you can't be in my band.
	12:46pm voidit: i am playing it very loud!!!
	12:47pm giraffe: bbrrrrnnnggg bbbrrrrnnnggggggg
	12:47pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): @Ike yep those are like the Avant guard horns but you need the proper room and settings of cause ...
	12:47pm still b/p: We have a few pairs of 240s where I work, several if you count the nonfunctioning. Items not for sale, but I can take and send provocative photo sets of them to discreet enthusiasts & appreciators....
	12:51pm Tom ( The Bactrian Support Network ): there was a competition back in the "day" with AKIG and KOSS .. the KOSS were like Great but .. the AKG"s won for comfort .. !!!!
	12:52pm anne: wa wa!
	12:56pm giraffe: ha - I just ran over to the cat then because I thought he had a bee duh
	12:57pm giraffe: if I weren't a giraffe and was using the correct pseudonym I would have anyway
	12:57pm hamburger: All I can google for 'Elder Pugs' : http://bit.ly/gx9Knr
	12:58pm Vicki: nice honks
	12:59pm Ike: Don't you mean "nice honkers"?
	12:59pm bryce: there better be some seaweed left when i get home, giraffe
	1:00pm Dead Corporate Eyes: honkers! such a term
	1:00pm anne: Vicki, how was Mexico?
	1:01pm Ike: Sorry, too obvious? Great set Bryce! And I don't mean your set of honkers, either.
	1:03pm giraffe: I am laying on the seeweed, it makes a beautiful bed for my soft orange fur and the colour gren compliments my lickle bwown hoofs
	1:04pm βrian: It occurs to me this isn't Lawrence Welk we're listening to.
	1:04pm giraffe: is this a long track?
	1:05pm still b/p: Honk if you're Ghanaian!
	1:05pm Vicki: Mexico was great, thanks - ate lots of green and brown
	1:06pm Vicki: and played some orange
	1:07pm anne: didja get to dip in some blue?
	1:08pm Vicki: no, they didn't have any blue left
	1:11pm Ike: So Bryce, I was eating spicy Korean fried chicken, and a guy we call Goats saw my FMU shirt & said, "You know Bryce?" Then he drank two huge beakers of watermelon soju and apparently started drunk-texting you (?).
	1:13pm bryce: YES. GOATS! that melted my little pea brain. -19 degrees of separation
	1:16pm still b/p: Something was just playing nearby with Kathie Lee Gifford giving "Try to Remember" a criminal beating...! It's gone now...but it's too late...the trauma... And in the same room as Bryce's music! ...good and evil at the throats of each other's notes! Universe could have ended! Or maybe something perfect could emerge from the merge...
	1:18pm Vicki: I'm going to see Ghedalia Tezartes tonight
	1:19pm giraffe: what does this say... "b-e-e-r?" trot trot trot trot
	1:24pm Ike: More proof that FMU T-shirts are magical? At first I figured you must know him via food groups like that one, but he didn't think you were much into food b/c you're a veggie. (Since when don't vegetarians like food?) I informed him that you were recently covered in enough gravy that you probably can be considered as fallen off the wagon.
	1:25pm Vicki: eating food off of your own head doesn't count
	1:27pm bryce: yeah, that food touched meat
	1:28pm Vicki: the three second rule
	1:28pm Vicki: sorry, I mean 3 hour
	1:37pm Ike: So @V@1:25, I could be a vegetarian? I just have to put meat on my head first before I eat it? OK, no problem.
	1:40pm Vicki: yes, once it's been on your body for 3 hours you can eat it. It's yours.
	1:42pm Vicki: I should know, I've been a vegetarian since I was 14 and the rule has never failed me.
	1:43pm Vicki: the same rule applies to killing things, so long as you do it over a 3-hour minimum period then you're working with an entirely new set of rules.
	1:45pm still b/p: So if Kathie Lee had sung "Try to Remember" for 180+ minutes...
	1:52pm Royal Soc. for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bryce: Vicki is now on our Most Wanted List.
	1:59pm ms_a: Annea Lockwood! Being at work I can only imagine it.
	2:01pm Vicki: hi.
	2:02pm Vicki: Royal Soc. I might mention that Bryce killed me last week, before you judge me too harshly for my endeavours
	2:05pm glenn: hey ike, that thai woman was probably less than 5 feet tall, so her healthiness was probably proportional.
	2:05pm Royal Soc. for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bryce: Death is truly insufficient. "Someone" anonymously sent us video.
	2:07pm Vicki: Fair cop. Don't think you'll get me without a fight though. http://www.vimeo.com/21397727
	2:09pm Oxford English Dictionary: Ms. Bennett's hijinks with Bryce have added an entirely new definition to the entry for: MASH UP
	2:10pm Royal Soc. for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vicki: We'll see you in court, RSPCB.
	2:10pm Vicki: I'm the hostess with the most mess and I'm going to smash you all
	2:11pm Ike: @Glenn, heh. You think? THOSE kinds of proportions are not common in Thailand as far as I could see (though I was mostly paying attn to the food). Photo angle trickery or statistical anomaly?
	2:11pm giraffe: kick kick kick boot kick kick poop
	2:12pm bryce: i will purée and wear you
	2:13pm Vicki: I will rip your lungs out and use them as bagpipes
	2:13pm giraffe: poop poop poop poooop phut pooooop
	2:13pm Oxford English Dictionary: @giraffe: Oh, shit.
	2:14pm Vicki: look, you're scaring your giraffe.
	2:15pm bryce: that giraffe's shitfaced. i will rip my own lungs out and stuff you into them with suet.
	2:16pm Carnivore: Num.
	2:16pm bryce: and x-ray burns will carry you around
	2:16pm Looms: Hello all. I missed the boat on two sets :(
	2:17pm Vicki: next marathon I'm operating on you, and that's just for the first show
	2:18pm giraffe: burp
	2:19pm Andy's Nipple Piercing: Vicki ain't bluffin', people.
	2:19pm Vicki: I'll make the suet into a pudding and then you're going to eat it for 75 dollars or more
	2:20pm still b/p: Speaking of OED, yesterday's word of the day: Marmoset. One of the vintage usage examples provided: "The marmeset hat a very longe tayle."
	2:20pm Vicki: and once I'm halfway down your gullet I'm going to play you like a harp "and a partridge in a pear tree"
	2:21pm Vicki's Next Movie Deal: Working title: "They Saved Bryce's Brain"
	2:22pm Vicki: meanwhile I have to go and make the dinner. Excuse me... I brought something small white and squishy back from fmu with me, I found it crawling out of studio B. I've been holding it for three hours so it's good to steam it now.
	2:22pm just guessin': Thai model: Sila Khon
	2:26pm Parq: Vicki, for God's sake, hang on a minute- that's the Old Codger!
	2:28pm giraffe: small poop
	2:33pm schizflow: this music reminds me about the plight of the bees. i hope the bees are ok.
	2:34pm bryce: i've told hermann nitsch about vicki, and he's very interested
	2:36pm glenn: i'm going with statistical anomaly.
	2:37pm Vicki: I've told Stuart Brisley about Bryce and he's got indigestion The comments here go so WELL with the music btw, bravo :)
	2:38pm bryce: aw hell, let's golf
	2:38pm glenn: is all this chirping the precursor to bryce and vicki's cage match?
	2:40pm Linda Scott: I've told every little star just how sweet I think Bryce and Vicki are.
	2:41pm Ike: That anomaly requires further detailed study. I would like to do a close examination.
	2:41pm glenn: i'm a big believer in statistics.
	2:43pm philosopher: i'm still very conflicted over this eating meat off your head issue - i'm afraid i may not sleep very well tonight
	2:43pm Clay: bryce. This Trak is outstanding, as are You!
	2:44pm bryce: :)
	2:46pm Vicki: it's just a matter of context, dear philosopher. One man's meat is another man's head.
	2:46pm scree falter: I wounder how giraffe tastes
	2:46pm giraffe: Bwyce, your cat doodooed on your wecord pwayer
	2:47pm glenn: and one man's pomeranian is another man's pomegranete.
	2:49pm try therapy: this chatroom is a perfect example of left-brained education gone awry
	2:49pm scree falter: I was previously unaware that giraffes where coprophiliacs
	2:50pm try therapy: I can't get the math questions right
	2:50pm Dead Corporate Eyes: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
	2:51pm Math: Natural selection selected you out.
	2:51pm giraffe: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
	2:51pm scree falter: Try Therapy: Maybe you should try sobering up... I hear its great for therapy
	2:52pm Vicki: just ran in from the kitchen to find out what happened oh ok, it's Yoko
	2:52pm bryce: do NOT sober up.
	2:52pm Vicki's Assistant: Put the Scalpel on the Bryce
	2:52pm bryce: i told yoko about joel peter whitkin and she did a math problem
	2:53pm try therapy: oh noooo
	2:53pm Dead Corporate Eyes: sober up long enough to appreciate innebriation again
	2:54pm glenn: fermat's last theorem?
	2:54pm Yoko: I'm just going out to buy some new socks
	2:55pm Vicki: this is pretty amazing
	2:55pm Vicki: thanks Bryce - lovely show :)
	2:55pm Vicki's Assistant: Thanks Vicki, lovely threats of dismemberment!
	2:56pm giraffe: would you bring me an orange and a banana?
	2:56pm Vicki: yes, same time next week? HA HA HA
	2:56pm Dead Corporate Eyes: aw, is it almost over already?
	2:56pm Courtney, not Twain: Big, damned big, and statistics.
	2:57pm scree falter: giraffes don't eat bananas nor oranges... is it nor or or btw!
	2:57pm Vicki's Assistant: @Vicki: Let's synchronize our watches. And our listens.
	2:58pm Vicki: feed the damn giraffe what it wants, there's clearly something wrong with it
	2:58pm Jean Michel Jarre & a Hobo: Thanks Bryce.
	2:59pm Vicki: I'm stealing this track, it's wonderful. Thankeeeeeee ta ta :))))
	2:59pm giraffe: actually an orange and an apple
	2:59pm bryce: thx you all people there have good weeks at the same time and then explode
	2:59pm scree falter: Most heartily agreed ;p
	3:00pm try therapy: like a creeper
	3:01pm Ike: Bryce I hope you spar with Frangry this evening as well as you do with Vicki.
	3:01pm try therapy: ch tsssssss
	3:01pm try therapy: booom
	10:49am giraffe: actually a grapefruit and a packet of crisps
	9:23am giraffe: oh actually I'll have a banana after all
	9:25am giraffe: and some grapes and some cheese with pineapple chunks and a can of coke
	9:25am giraffe: diet coke
	7:30am giraffe: with a peppermint
	1:36pm bryce: * B O O O O O O M *
	10:02am Giraffe: bong

Bryce: Playlist from March 25, 2011

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