WFMU: Ken: Playlist from August 24, 2022

Listener comments!
	7:42am F₈F₈ (: Hi, Egg & welcome back Ken!
	🚽 8:13am -жеи: hi there f0f0, thanks! Its good to be back
	🚽 8:41am Krys O.: Hey, Ken! Any corn ice cream sandwiches to go with those corn dogs?
	🚽 8:44am Krys O.: I'm intrigued by it, especially since I live purple yam ice cream and halo halo dessert made from beans. soranews24.com...
	🚽 8:46am -жеи: Helle to the yah i got your sweet corn ice cream sammies and i raise you some deep fried twinkies
	🚽 8:50am Krys O.: I'd fast for a day to make room for a deep fried Twinkie which probably has the same number of calories as my daily total.
	🚽 8:56am Krys O.: Oh, goodie, I can have a deep fried Twinkie instead of dinner since it's only 420 calories: www.webmd.com...
	🚽 8:58am Handy Haversack: The wheel turns, but the corn dogs stay the same. Morning, Ken, F₈F₈, Krys, and all the People of the Egg.
	9:00am Brainiac from Neuron 3: Notable birthdays today include: 1890 Duke Kahanamoku, Hawaiian swimmer/surfer (The Big Kahuna; Olympic gold 100m freestyle 1912, 20; 4x200m freestyle relay 1920), born in Honolulu, Hawaii (d. 1968) 1917 Dennis James, TV host/wrestling announcer ("The Dean of Game Show Hosts"; Cash And Carry; Chance of a Lifetime; Boxing From Jamaica Arena; Amateur Boxing Fight Club; Okay, Mother; PDQ), born in Jersey City, New Jersey 1938 Charles Calello, American composer/conductor/arranger (Called "The Hit Man"; “Sweet Caroline”; The Four Seasons; Sinatra; Streisand; Springsteen), born in Newark, New Jersey 1938 David Freiberg, American bassist (Quicksilver Messenger Service - "Fresh Air"; Jefferson Airplane/Starship - "White Rabbit", "Jane"), born in Boston, Massachusetts 1938 Mason Williams, American musician/songwriter ("Classical Gas", 3 Grammy's, The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour, Saturday Night Live), author and photographer, born in Abilene, Texas 1942 Happy 80th! Joe Chambers, American rock guitarist/vocalist (The Chambers Brothers; "Time Has Come Today"), born in Los Angeles, California 1943 John Cipollina, American rock guitarist (Quicksilver Messenger Service - "Fresh Air"), born in San Francisco, California (d. 1989) 1945 (Malcolm) "Molly" Duncan, Scottish saxophonist (Average White Band, 1972-83 - "Pick Up the Pieces"), born in Montrose, Scotland (d. 2019) 1945 Ken Hensley, British rock songwriter/keyboardist/singer (Uriah Heep, 1970-80 - "Easy Livin'"; Blackfoot, 1982-84), born in Plumstead, England (d. 2020) 1945 Marsha P. Johnson [born Malcolm Michaels Jr.], African-American gay liberation and AIDS activist/drag queen/transgender pioneer (Gay Liberation Front, S.T.A.R.), born in Elizabeth, New Jersey (d. 1992) 1947 Happy 75th! Anne Archer, American actress (Fatal Attraction, Patriot Games), born in Los Angeles, California 1947 Happy 75th! Jimmy Fox, American drummer (The James Gang - "Funk #49"), born in Cleveland, Ohio 1949 Stephen Paulus, American composer (To Be Certain of the Dawn) and co-founder of the American Composer's Forum), born in Summit, New Jersey (d. 2014) 1951 Danny Joe Brown, American singer (Molly Hatchet; "Flirtin' With Disaster", "Gator Country"), born in Jacksonville, Florida (d. 2005) 1951 Michael Derosier, Canadian drummer (Heart (1975 – 1982), Heart, Orion the Hunter, Alias (1988 – 1991) - "Barracuda"), born in Vancouver, Canada 1953 John Cowan, American bassist/vocalist (New Grass Revival, 1974-89; Doobie Bothers, 1993-95), born in Minerva, Ohio 1954 Steve Holley, British drummer (Wings, 1978-81; Julian Lennon; Elton John, Dar Williams; Mott The Hoople, 2018-21), born in London, England 1961 Mark "Bedders" Bedford, English bassist (Madness - "Our House"), born in Islington, London 1963 John Bush, American singer (Armored Saint, 1982-present; Anthrax, 1992-2005, 2010), born in Los Angeles, California 1981 Mercedes Scelba-Shorte, American model/actress (America's Next Top Model; Lupus spokesperson), born in Jersey City, New Jersey .
	9:01am queems: @krys o. i'm going back for those corn ice creams someday
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: I never get past level 2 on this game. Ken, can I borrow a quarter?
	🚽 9:01am Webhamster Henry: Free the Robot Bird!
	🚽 9:01am Krys O.: Have to thank queems for tipping me off to the corn ice cream!
	9:01am Bag of Boxes: Always wondered what Freedbird would sound like covered by Aphex Twin.
	9:02am Robm: Hello fellow freedforms
	9:02am Phillip: Good morning Ken. Sir. Welcome back from your staycation.
	9:02am queems: each box contains 5 "ice corns"
	9:02am Daybreak, just Daybreak: Is this from Mintendo 64?
	9:02am JeremyB: Nice one
	🚽 9:03am HyperDose: Hey Ken. Hoping for a programme of the loosey goosey variety today
	🚽 9:03am Webhamster Henry: Can we get a Corn Weenie Contest Set?
	9:03am RB: Faster, faster , faster ……
	9:03am Hugo (NL): best version so far
	9:03am Phillip: Sorry. No waffles. Will RAMEN 🍜 do😁
	9:04am RB: To Hell With Melody !
	9:04am Barefoot Jimmy G: This is terrible
	🚽 9:05am Rich in Wading River: That was the most pointless and dumb Freebird yet. And I loved it.
	9:05am MarZaPhiGar: define 'music'
	🚽 9:06am -жеи: Yes Daybreak, those were Nintendo Synths
	🚽 9:06am The Butterman: Webhamster, I’m always referring to corn weenie one the board here and no one else EVER responds or even acknowledges the existence of corn weenie so I was beginning to think it was all in my head.
	🚽 9:06am Krys O.: This is actually wonderful and just what I needed. Four co-workers have tested positive for Covid. To say that I'm edge is putting it mildly. Testing negative every day and no symptoms. I will never give up my KN95 masks.
	9:06am TerrDE: Good day Ken and formless... I'd only give that a 65 ; it was to good to be bad, and too bad to be good
	9:06am F₈F₈ (: Hola, hAndy, HiperDosis, Webcui Enrique!
	9:07am Motomonsoon: @The Butter man Really Really!
	9:07am Sam: Is this Frisian?
	🚽 9:07am Handy Haversack: Yike, Krys, so sorry! That's hard. ¡Hola, F₈F₈!
	9:08am Phillip: @-жеи I trust that you had a well rested "staycation" sir😁
	9:08am Robm: @Krys o hope you stay well
	9:08am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Morning all! Happy to be back to a 2 show day for Ken.
	9:09am MarZaPhiGar: hey that's scatological
	9:09am luka: hold strong, Krys. kn95s forever.
	9:09am F₈F₈ (: The Butterman, I'm pretty sure new generations of Ken fans don't know what the heck are we talking about when talking about corn weenies. Corn weenie is from circa 2008-2009
	9:10am luka: i sincerely think that having good quality kn95s is the only reason i’ve been spared thus far.
	9:10am TerrDE: Dieser genre auf Deutsch ist so viel besser
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: Good morning to you, F₈F₈ :)
	9:10am Rachel Bo Bachel: Good morning Staysh! I have a question for you: what song did you play once that had a little kid going “no, don’t leave me!”? My son still talks about it D: do you have any idea what I’m talking about? I have tried Googling to no avail!
	9:10am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Not intentionally
	9:10am Simon y Morphe: The German is making me think of the Netshits Series on the go now = KLEO ... worth watching if ya have any bad DDR bad memories (Not Roder and Double Dip Recess - DDR) ... Best DDR crossover film is/was Keine Liebst Meir (or zooo)... super funny pre = way pre Goodbye Lenin...
	9:11am teod: I wonder if you can say sheisse on the radio in Germany
	9:11am Rachel Bo Bachel: Krys do you have real deal N95s?
	9:11am teod: scheisse*
	🚽 9:12am Krys O.: Hey, Rachel. I have used KN95s for a quite a while now.
	9:12am Sam: Yeah in Europe you can usually swear all you want on the air. Just don’t deny the holocaust, that’ll get you in trouble.
	9:12am Phillip: I'm guessing tour first show back will be all 16 but midi songs.
	🚽 9:12am HyperDose: I prefer the South Korean KF94's. Great fit, filter, and much easier to breathe if you're into that kind of thing.
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: Rachel, that does ring a bell!! And yes, you can say scheisse on the radio im deutschland
	🚽 9:13am Krys O.: I've used KF94s too, HyperDose.
	9:13am teod: danke Sam, vielen dank жеи
	9:13am Phillip: 16 bit midi songs. I'm genuinely impressed.
	🚽 9:14am DjLorraine: Krys O the 2yr Oxford study is out. Stay safe please
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: When I went through my rapid weight loss towards the end of lockdown I would walk around the park with the KF94. The filter is similar to the function of a Bane-style athletic resistance mask. Great for building lung strength!
	9:15am Hugo (NL): With this visual theme I am longing for a deep-fried Mars bar: templesandtreehouses.com...
	9:16am mt hairy: september by shite flute next week?
	9:16am Simon y Morphe: In Nederlands - the print "Oh Shit" or Fucked up" on the tabloids (or did in the '80s) but the Nederlads words would not be done?? Like in the States .. ya can curse in foreign languages on regular Radio/TV??? but not English??? Correct me on that if I am wrong..
	9:17am TerrDE: before i got my free government masks i used hoods from old hooded shirts. Having a reservoir of air inside the mask made breathing easier and keep glasses from fogging. Unfortunately the design is not used
	🚽 9:18am Handy Haversack: What's "obscene" according to U.S. law is generally what the loudest, wealthiest, and/or whitest people complain about the most. That's pretty much how the law works around here in general, really, and it seems to apply to the FCC as well.
	9:18am Hugo (NL): I believe that you can swear whatever the f*ck you want in the Netherlands.
	🚽 9:20am -жеи: I use the old Seven Second Delay N11 masks. They never get clogged because they're solid as a rock. PLUS, they rock.
	9:20am frightful burgher: Fine track here
	🚽 9:21am -жеи: The only two languages the FCC has ever fined stations for in the USA are English and Espanol.
	9:21am Sam: They’re great at preventing humor from getting in or out
	9:22am Asheville Jon: that is a very interesting FCC factoid Ken, thanks!
	9:22am Painter Josh: Whats this song!!?!? Does it only exist in the wfmu basement?
	9:22am Barno in Akron: I love this Amos & Lepke track
	9:22am Hugo (NL): ah now i understand. So, you can swear in Frysian. the land of opportunities
	9:22am TerrDE: Are marijuana products still officially illegal, but tolerated in NL ?
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: @DJLorraine: Thank you. I've been reading studies on NIH.gov for some time now. I've also got autoimmune thyroiditis, so that's a head start on brain fog. Anectdotally, there are studies that show promising results of reducing long Covid symptoms with the use of CBD/THC. Oh, this Homosexuals track hits the spot. Thanks, Ken.
	9:24am Okasa: An equally contagious morning to Ken and the Chat.
	9:24am Bernardo: Ken I’m so glad you went on vacation- Vicki is my new fave DJ. Been plumbing the Do or DIY archives ever since.
	9:24am Brian C.: I can dig it
	9:25am Asheville Jon: CORN WEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	9:25am Asheville Jon: what a classic!!!
	9:26am Simon y Morphe: We are a digging' it even though there are Satanic undertones ...
	9:27am peter: Been waiting 15 years for return of the corn weeny. I always knew it would come.
	9:27am iiibeat: Is this NYC mayor?
	9:27am Claire of Wanamassa: Oh how I’ve missed corn weenie-welcome back. A triumphant return
	9:27am Stanley: CORN WEENIE!
	9:28am TerrDE: I've never had one
	9:28am Stanley: Au contraire!
	🚽 9:28am Handy Haversack: Truly the best of all possible worlds.
	9:29am TerrDE: don't forget its MR.
	🚽 9:30am Webhamster Henry: Yay!
	9:30am Asheville Jon: Corn Weenie remix challenge blog post: blog.wfmu.org...
	9:30am full_english_breakfast: beware of the blog? i miss it!
	9:30am Stanley: ...or close to John's remix!
	🚽 9:31am Webhamster Henry: 🌽🌭
	9:33am iiibeat: "That" could be anything . .
	9:34am Stanley: As much as I loved The Party Girls remixes, Corn Weenie was much more deviant.
	9:35am Heidee: Well done with that German tongue twister, Ken! ❤️
	9:35am Bernardo: More new diarrhea lady!??? I guess I won’t turn off the radio then.
	9:35am Gwendolyn Macrae: Oh man I LOVE DIARRHEA!!!
	9:35am Gwendolyn Macrae: I came rushing into chat as soon as I heard diarrhea!
	9:36am Lake Hiawatha Doug: Sadly, Roger Hill (Cyrus) died in 2014.
	9:36am Phillip: Wow what a coincidence. I had diarrhea this morning at 4am
	9:36am Okasa: I completely forgot that I learnt to speak Hawaiian more than 10 years ago.
	9:36am Annette: Yay! The Diahrreah Lady is back!
	🚽 9:36am Handy Haversack: Stanley, just wait till the Party Girls get their Corn Weenies. Then the nineties are going to make the sixties look like the fifties!
	9:37am Artie: Earwigs perversely attracted to ear worm pheromones (and stale oatmeal dust).
	9:37am Phillip: Wait? No Poetry corner???
	9:37am TerrDE: Its MISTER !
	9:38am Stanley: It'll be armageddon, Handy
	9:38am Annette: Diarrhea
	9:38am Scott Williams: @Rachel Bo Bachel the "no don't leave me" sample is from the Land of the Loops track "Multi-Family Garage Sale" - youtu.be...
	9:39am F₈F₈ (: Believe it or not FCC still censors swearing in THIS comment board . So you can freely swear in almost any language here except in English or Spanish. So swearing in foreign languages is perfectly allowed: Tofu no kado ni atama wo butsukete shine (Japanese) Jebiesz jeze (Polish) Merde (French) Ullu Ka Patta (Hindu) Na mou klaseis ta’rxidia (Greek) Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting” (Dutch) But if I try to swear in English or Spanish look what happens: ________________ (English) ________________________ (Spanish)
	9:39am chresti: Morning Ken and kompany!
	9:40am F₈F₈ (: Scott Williams, Thanks! I was going crazy trying to find out which song was that!
	🚽 9:42am -жеи: Ah yes!! Land of the Loops, "Multifamily Garage Sale" wasnt it?
	9:43am Sam: Wow Fofo you are quite an international profanity professional!
	🚽 9:43am Handy Haversack: Well, nussi minua hellästi moottorisahalla, F₈F₈
	9:43am Hugo (NL): TerrDE: yes it is. strange regulations. you have shops where you can buy limited portions when you are over 18 years old.
	9:44am F₈F₈ (: Toro carriies the whole band while Moi pretends to play the synth. Just saying.
	9:45am Sam: Hugo, do you have to be a Dutch citizen or can foreigners buy it? I think I heard it’s restricted outside of Amsterdam?
	9:45am Colin in Durham England: Delgados are reuniting for some gigs, I have tickets. Oh yeahhhh
	9:45am Susan: The Delgados 😻
	9:45am Megaroni: Making it right with Sir Ken
	9:46am Yes: howdy. morning. hellos
	🚽 9:46am Krys O.: There's going to be a fair next month at the church in my neighborhood complete with kiddie rides and zeppoles. Right now that parking lot is occupied by trucks and craft trailers for a movie location shoot. They're filming the Mike Tyson biopic in Bloomfield because our town is the land that time forgot. ;)
	9:47am unpopularfred: @F₈F₈ (: FCC censors swearing in this comment board?!?!? God damn, that's some motherfuckin' candy-ass bullshit!!
	9:48am evan: why cover this song and strip it of the frantic intensity lol
	9:49am TerrDE: thanks, Hugo. Basically my friends description from the late 80s... must be because seized products are sold in shops so it funds the government somewhat
	9:49am evan: dax it up babey
	9:50am F₈F₈ (: That means you are THE chosen one, unpopularfred! Please swear on behalf of us, cos' we can't!
	9:51am unpopularfred: @F₈F₈ (: finally, some purpose to my life, fuck yeah!
	9:52am BAMstutz: The music is good.
	9:52am F₈F₈ (: Oh, wait. unpopularfred. Maybe you're posting from international waters. FCC has no juridiction over there.
	9:52am Roger: Great corn dog song by Proof of Utah - On a Stick soundcloud.com...
	9:53am Sam: I’ve never heard Wing’s speaking voice before!
	9:54am Heidee: Thanks for Nico 😘
	9:54am Androu B.: Good Morning -жеи & Freebirds! iBuenos Dias, F₈F₈, Handy, Webcui Enrique! Ugh! Slept over late due to a newfound relentless obsession over contributing to Secondhand Songs.In this case, looking over the many versions of "Life On Mars?", a masterpiece of musical mastery if ever such has been written by the Thin White Duke.
	9:54am Yes: ooo electro nico
	9:55am Hugo (NL): Sam: officially in the whole country it is not allowed to sell to non-NL-citizens.
	9:55am unpopularfred: @F₈F₈ (: nope, I'm a land-lubbin' son-of-a-bitch
	9:55am Sam: Wow thanks Hugo! I guess I’m never going back again then. That sucks.
	🚽 9:56am Webhamster Henry: @Handy: Intercourse the Penguin! <<< Monty Python Penguin on the TV Set sketch.
	9:56am F₈F₈ (: Thus spoke the Chosen One: unpopularfred
	9:56am chresti: Carnies and corndogs
	9:56am unpopularfred: (I'm actually getting uncomfortable with all this public cursing, it's quite unlike me)
	9:57am F₈F₈ (: Thus swore*
	9:57am Brian C.: I wonder if Nico ever had a corndog
	🚽 9:58am HyperDose: Hey Androu
	9:59am Androu B.: GM, HyperDose!
	9:59am F₈F₈ (: Hi, Androu B! We are here. Find us!
	10:00am Andrew Waterloo: You could tell Nico was a round because Corn Dogs wouldn't batter, and cotton candy wouldn't stick.
	10:00am Androu B.: Hey folks, I'm over here, FIND ME!
	10:00am Franco Twinkie: I can say this with all frankness, I don't think I've ever eaten more that three corndogs in my entire life.
	10:01am chresti: Roger!
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: Vegetarian corn dog omelets. I have seen fields of paradise.
	10:01am Brendan: Marco
	🚽 10:02am HyperDose: Brave Little Toaster for life ❤️
	🚽 10:02am Handy Haversack: Instant request, Rachel Bo Bachel!
	10:02am chresti: Hi Androu B!
	10:03am cobradan: Oh the summer of 1997....
	10:03am Brendan: Marco
	10:03am Roger: Samples from The Brave Little Toaster www.youtube.com...
	10:03am chresti: Land of the Loops 🧡
	10:05am Brendan: Marco… Come on there’s gotta be somebody else in this pool. Find me.
	10:05am Andrew Waterloo: The Brave Little Toaster is so 90s.
	🚽 10:05am HyperDose: Brave Little Toaster was the only movie I'd watch as a kid. The story, character development, animation, soundtrack. Perfection.
	10:05am F₈F₈ (: "Where are we anyway?" . You are inside me.
	🚽 10:05am Webhamster Henry: It's an all request Wednesday!
	10:05am Androu B.: You know what tastes great with corndogs? Honey mustard...or sweet & sour sauce. Take your pick. GM, chresti!
	10:06am WelshRarebit: Brit here. What in the bloody hell is a corndog?
	10:06am Hugo (NL): is there already a 45@33 speed version of the rockabye baby version of Toxic?
	10:07am Gwendolyn Macrae: I may be mistaken but I thiiink the "please dont leave me" is from brave Little Toaster?
	🚽 10:07am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, Androu B.! WelshRarebit: It's a hot dog on a stick dipped in cornmeal batter and deep fried. A staple of fairs and the like here.
	10:07am Gwendolyn Macrae: Oh ool duh, someone already said it. My bad
	🚽 10:08am HyperDose: @WelshRarebit I guess the UK version would be a deep fried polenta sausage?
	🚽 10:08am Handy Haversack: I was waiting for that Fella Cederbaum track to turn into a Party Girls remix.
	10:08am Heidee: Ha ha
	10:09am WelshRarebit: Thanks Handy, Hyperdose That sounds good but I envisioned a vegan sausage alternative and now I’m kind of disappointed
	10:09am F₈F₈ (: WelshRarebit, A corndog is a special breed of edible dog. It's a very popular delicacy in Southern states.
	10:09am Max: greets, Ken!
	10:09am Androu B.: @WelshRarebit - It's a common delicacy sold in many a town fair here in the States. a wiener wrapped and deep-fried in cornbread.
	10:09am F₈F₈ (: Of course people in the USA will always deny corndogs aren't made from meat dog.
	10:10am Sam: You think it’s a cassette sound effect. It could be they’re broke and still using an old cassette player.
	10:11am TerrDE: Love is the Drug...they even give you footsteps first
	🚽 10:12am Handy Haversack: But those dogs are grown in vast fields all across the south, F₈F₈. Easily seen from the highways waving in the wind accompanied by cacophonous barking. Vegetarian corn dogs are mined, of course.
	10:12am Sam: Always play rock. Nothing beats rock.
	10:12am JG: The Boards of Canada are the best for degraded/obsolete/ nostalgic analog and electronic sounds. They never get played on FMU. You guys would dig them
	10:13am TerrDE: ? 1 round doesn't work.
	10:13am Sam: Except hip hop
	10:13am F₈F₈ (: I'm amazed FCC hasn't banned me yet from telling the uncomfortable truth about corndogs!
	10:14am Juli: Improv is amaze You gots this
	10:14am Sam: Andy’s the kind of guy who will say he’s playing scissors, and then actually DO it just to fuck with you.
	10:14am Brendan: Great show this morning, Ken. You’re on fire. You really came back from vacation totally recharged. Three hours of us should take care of that ( a three hour tour, a three hour tour)…
	10:15am TerrDE: The idea is to anticipate your opponents idea of what you are going to do, and counter it.
	10:15am Sam: Yeah Ken the reverse vasectomy has done wonders for you!
	10:16am Juli: TerrDE: Always lol
	10:16am JetBoy of Brooklyn: I agree - Ken, you are in fine form today. Love the show.
	10:16am F₈F₈ (: Handy, Yes! Just as shown in the "Dogspiracy: The Sustainability Secret of Corndogs" documentary.
	10:16am TerrDE: F0F0 if you're posting anything we're not seeing it. ITS the FCC
	10:16am Androu B.: @Brendan - I believe you may have given an emerging DJ here an idea for a radio show name.
	10:17am Ryansterlingvirtue: it's funny cuz i just got done teaching my russian classes.
	🚽 10:18am PaulRobeson1922: Hi hi hi
	10:19am Ryansterlingvirtue: Rough sunset - Hello! Who's there? Is this Luba-ba? Now a coffee Yesterday the sunset was very rough. Sore, sore my lips - Hello! Who's there? Is that Katya? Well, how was my dress there yesterday? Well lo lo lo sunset was very rough? My lips hurt - Hello! Who's there? Is that Luda? From a pe-pe-pedagogical institute? Yes? The sunset yesterday was very rough My lips hurt! - Yes? - Yes! Rough sunset December eighth But a favorite thing We will boldly
	10:20am brainiac: Checking in to congratulate Ken on his reverse vasectomy and best wishes on expanding his family!
	10:20am Ryansterlingvirtue: and I got my tickets for IC3PEAK. Ken better be there!
	10:20am Good Samaritan: TerrDE, Thanks for letting me know. I'm gonna post undercover under this username until the FCC inspector goes away.
	10:21am Androu B.: GM and welcome, Ryansterlingvirtue!
	10:22am Androu B.: GM, PR1922!
	10:22am JetBoy of Brooklyn: @brainiac - those are nice wishes but actually it was a double-reverse vasectomy
	10:23am tom tom the pipers son: last two tunes have been the best irritainment i've heard in a while...
	10:23am TerrDE: mmm, that's as deadpan as my post , touche!
	10:23am Sam: Stick with paper, Ken. Andy says he’s doing scissors, so you would do rock, then he would actually do paper to win. But he knows you would think of that and expect him to do paper, meaning you would choose scissors. So he’s definitely going with rock to beat your scissors. Therefore, since he’s definitely doing rock, you do paper, guaranteed win.
	10:23am Androu B.: A double-reverse vasectomy with a gainer twist, @JetBoy.
	10:23am Listener Sean in Long Valley: Another challenging and worthy show, Station Manager Ken. Listening is making me feel like a subversive here among the Trump signs in rural Delaware. Praise be!
	10:24am Ochre Ogre: Guten corn dog Ken and Kenners!
	🚽 10:24am HyperDose: There you go vegans lol
	10:24am brainiac: The double reverse usually results in the ball-carrier getting confused and scoring a touchdown for the other team, IIRC.
	🚽 10:25am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, -жеи. The Dutchess County Fair is this week up here. The corn weenies must be at peak ripeness.
	10:25am TerrDE: Sams, right ! But , fool him and do it Southern style and do DYNAMITE
	🚽 10:25am Handy Haversack: These comments are triggering me. I am just going to nip out and get two more vasectomies. For safety's sake.
	10:26am queems: def thought this was that bird who sings mixed into some other song
	10:26am coelacanth: but what kind of air is it? is it good air? is it free running air? is it organic?
	10:27am Good Samaritan: Very good show I must say! No profanities, no obscenities, no indecencies, no vulgarities. You have done a fantastic job, FCC! You can go home now.
	10:27am chresti: hot air
	10:27am Sam: Handy you should get one vasectomy for each kid you don’t want to have. I’m up to 14.
	🚽 10:28am The Butterman: P-Funk, uncut funk. The bomb! Un-cut funk? No vasectomy funk. Gotta propagate the funk!
	10:28am Yes: 😎
	🚽 10:28am HyperDose: YASSSSSS STAYSH!!!
	10:28am chresti: @coel
	10:28am Androu B.: I'll follow Handy's lead for some breakfast. important meal of the day, y'know. ...right after listening through this bangin' Funkdelic tune.
	10:28am coelacanth: oh never mind then chresti, i'm already full of hot air
	10:29am brainiac: I told my vasectomy doctor to just take a little off the top
	10:30am F₈F₈ (: So who's getting vasectomised live on air on Seven Second delay? I missed that bit.
	10:30am TerrDE: Caught them at the Grand in Wilmington, still fun !
	10:31am (Murakami Whywolf))): -жеи: If you want McGroovy to write you a good tubal ligation joke, take the pressure off him, stop egging him on.
	🚽 10:31am PaulRobeson1922: GMGM, Androu B!
	🚽 10:31am Handy Haversack: I would totally eat Deep Fried Air. That looks amazing. I just would not go to Texas to get it. brainiac, did you hear about the mohel who stopped charging for his services? He only takes tips!
	10:32am Androu B.: I barely remember this movie. Funny thing is, Busey was on Harry P.'s Funhouse chatboard this past Sunday...allegedly.
	10:32am Ochre Ogre: Wonder if there's a corndog made with organic corn?
	10:33am brainiac: @Handy: rimshot 🥁
	🚽 10:33am Krys O.: Vegan corn dawg recipe: makeitdairyfree.com...
	10:33am Sam: Whoever plays scissors gets the vasectomy. High stakes!
	10:33am F₈F₈ (: Very good, Ken. Continuing the tradition of playing the Mothers once every 5 years.
	10:34am TerrDE: if your'e a Zappa fan go hear Dweezle. He's keeping it going
	10:34am Ochre Ogre: Handy- Lol!
	10:35am Androu B.: @TerrDE - So is Ahmet! He's on tour now!
	🚽 10:36am Krys O.: So I just recently watched Foxes, the 1980 Adrian Lyne film with Jodie Foster, Sally Kellerman, Cheri Churrie, et al. It was an interesting time capsule of L.A. circa 1979. Didn't realize until now that Jodie also made Carny in the same year. Not sure I want to see it though. I love Freaks.
	10:36am Androu B.: Initiations can be kooky!
	10:36am (((Murakami Whywolf): 'London Transit have announced that they will soon meet with a group representing dissatisfied Underground workers; the Tubal legation are expected to present their demands Thursday. Next, the shipping forecast.'
	10:36am Sam: Fried snow is big up in Montreal. You dunk it in your coffee.
	10:36am brainiac: Happy Family by The Ramones would be fitting in this space
	10:37am brainiac: youtu.be...
	10:37am Mi-rgod: ...also The Zappa Band is ripping it up. Seen them twice recently, once opening for King Crimson which ranks pretty highly on my all-timer show list.
	10:38am Sam: Mmmmmm, citrus
	10:39am psyNs: I grew up in Citrus Co. Fla…
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: Dump all yer burnt garbage in the old well. No regulations. What’s the worst that could happen
	10:39am (Murakami Whywolf))): i'm always struck by the sheer _earnestness_ of "Hungry Freaks Daddy", in some ways I prefer it to the icon of cynicism Zappa would become.
	10:39am brainiac: Buddy Max sounds like he came from Chicago
	10:39am Sam: Communist citrus sounds delicious
	10:39am DoberBoy: Having the guitar in the background makes him seem to be a person with a non-threatening folksy integrity.
	10:40am Ochre Ogre: brainiac- Or, 'Happy Family' by King Crimson. Might be too Prog for Ken though.
	10:40am yippie: just read about the mount laurel cases to see how racist it is to have zoning laws to prevent big apartment buildings in Jersey suburbs
	10:40am Roberto: I can see why he's not known as the Spoken Word Flea Market Cowboy.
	10:40am Androu B.: Let us know when you finally get the hint, "Singing Flea Market Cowboy".
	10:41am (Murakami Whywolf))): 'How _dare_they prevent my keeping an Olympic-sized sewage pool on _muh_ land!'
	10:41am Crownless Gander: I love the way this guy says permit.
	10:41am brainiac: That slice of pickle pizza in the upper right of the The Berlin Wall Must Be Torn Down In America is triggering me
	10:41am Sam: No! It’s not your land! No private property!
	10:41am peter: Who is this idiot?
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: Pretty good argument for communism so far.
	10:42am queems: i love this song
	🚽 10:42am Krys O.: Can this be autotuned?
	10:42am Crownless Gander: He has confused fascism with communism.
	10:42am Sam: Why in the fuck should we tolerate illegal tool sheds all over our communities? This guy is in-American.
	10:42am F₈F₈ (: Is Indiana food legal?
	10:42am Brendan: Good luck putting all of this on a bumper sticker
	10:42am Roberto: My irony detector is receiving faint signals, but I suspect this is 100% sincere.
	10:42am Androu B.: @peter - Just a fugitive from the funny farm. Just mug through it.
	10:43am Bernardo: Yeeesh How long is this? Lol Krys O it needs something!
	10:43am TerrDE: Androu B. What's Amet doing ? Are they still astranged
	10:43am Sam: Oh so the government can’t put a brick wall in front of you but you can put up illegal brick walls all over your property?!
	10:43am Ochre Ogre: "Makes me feel ashamed to live in a land where justice is a game." Bob Dylan
	10:43am Little Danny: there used to be a singing cowboy at the flea market outside of kyle texas i wonder if they all knew each other
	🚽 10:43am Handy Haversack: Let's discuss over a six-pack of Caramel Corn Ale, F₈F₈.
	🚽 10:43am The Butterman: Michael Gorbachev, tear down this corn weenie.
	10:43am brainiac: That's type-pickle Indiana, for ya
	10:44am Little Danny: lol butterman
	10:44am (Murakami Whywolf))): 'How dare they stop my irrumatio-based form of psychotherapy!'
	10:44am Sam: Everyone in Florida is angry and miserable
	10:45am Androu B.: TerrDE, he performed in Asbury Park earlier this year, that's all I know.
	10:45am brainiac: And thus: Meth
	10:46am evan: this rocks
	10:46am Androu B.: OPEN WIDE!
	10:46am SSS: Because every idea is discussion worthy, just as is every sperm deserves person hood.
	10:46am Ochre Ogre: Sam- Maybe because FLA is turning red from purple?
	10:46am (((Murakami Whywolf): When the Whisky Rebellion broke-out, Washington sent troops and hangmen. I'll give him this: very few True Merkin Patriots call for a National Health along with an end to all zoning regulations and licensure laws.
	🚽 10:47am PaulRobeson1922: Mr.Butterman, tear this ol’ building down!
	10:47am TerrDE: Free Lake Okeechobee
	10:47am luka: ROCK OVER LONDON
	10:47am F₈F₈ (: Handy Haversack, I just wanna know if they use M&M's as beans in their food.
	10:48am SSS: Vindaloo died for you!
	10:48am Dean: Houdini was an eschatologist?
	10:48am FletcherNYC: Wesley Willis backing track??
	10:48am (Murakami Whywolf))): Is this the same guy who told the story of how he got his birthmark excised in Korea for eighty[?] bucks?
	🚽 10:48am D Rok: The English Wesley Willis?
	10:48am Kurty: Who is this wesley willis imposter
	10:48am brainiac: Howl In The Typewriter covering Wesley Willis?
	10:48am Ochre Ogre: SSS- Oh yikes, the murders I've committed.
	🚽 10:48am The Butterman: PaulRobeson, might you possess a left-handed monkey wrench?
	10:48am F₈F₈ (: Not even Harry Houdini couldn't escape from this song.
	10:48am Sam: I would start buying property in southern Georgia. Once Florida is under water that’s where the hottest beachfront property will be.
	10:49am ledzeppelinsucks: I saw Wessley Willis in San Francisco.
	🚽 10:49am ifeelfatnsassy: So this is actually a tribute to both Houdini and Wesley Willis?
	10:49am gerg: I would only be a liar if I didn't think this sounded like a Built To Spill song
	10:50am brainiac: I was hugged and head butted by Wesley Willis. It was terrifying
	10:50am F₈F₈ (: Sam, "A Florida aquaman...".
	10:50am luka: is this “accidental racist”
	10:51am Listener Bop Monroe: greetings from Jimmie Hoffa's grave! yeeha! can't find me!!!!
	🚽 10:51am ifeelfatnsassy: The album says that the full title is "Harry Houdini (for Wesley Willis)"
	10:51am Androu B.: @luka - Since you mention it, here's something to sink your ears into: https://archive.org/details/1987-07-29-wxrt-fm-chicago-aircheck-rock-over-london-60min
	10:51am Sam: He’s the green in Irish spring soap
	10:51am Brendan: One of my dogs is a hairy Houdini. She can wiggle out of most dog harnesses.
	10:51am Thin Slice: Starred
	10:52am JetBoy of Brooklyn: This Hoffa song gets me every time. So sad.
	10:52am Listener Bop Monroe: pink slime!!!
	10:52am Ochre Ogre: Howl In The Typewriter was once in Allen Ginberg's typewriter.
	10:52am F₈F₈ (: You need to offer me more than a quarter to help you find Jimmy Hoffa, sir.
	10:53am TerrDE: three words.: Barrel Lake Mead...soon to be seen
	10:53am (((Murakami Whywolf): Speaking of Zappa, I like this song, but it also brings to mind "Broken Hearts are for Assholes".
	10:53am unpopularfred: This Hoffa song makes quite a statement about the state of food inspection in this country
	10:53am luka: @Androu there was a time when wrxt was a semi-decent station. that was loooong ago.
	10:53am brainiac: Instant request!
	10:53am luka: most cursed request ever
	10:54am Dean: "The Starbucks down on Main..." Oh, that Starbucks.
	10:54am Bernardo: WHAT IS HAPPENING
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: Oh, luka, what have you done to us, pal?
	🚽 10:54am The Butterman: That is blatant advertising-mentioning a Wendy’s Dave’s Deluxe. Plus how the heck can human meat be called bacon? You’d have to call it human bacon to differentiate it from pig bacon. Jeez. Now Starbucks in this song? No corporate sponsorship my ass.
	10:54am queems: ohhhh this one
	10:55am nathan: thanks for playing the hits today, Ken
	10:55am brainiac: This is why we need downvotes
	🚽 10:55am -жеи: Yeah Luka.. thanks for NOTHIN!
	10:55am Bernardo: I gotta switch streams somebody wake me up when Brad Paisley is OVER.
	10:55am Yes: Holy shit this is real?
	10:55am evan: now that's songwriting
	10:55am Sean: Never heard this song, was just taught the controversy.
	10:55am Ochre Ogre: Hi F0F0, would you take 4 bits, (two quarters)?
	10:55am spacecadet: oh god. I forgot about this. Thought I was just stroking out for a second.
	10:55am nathan: @Yes just wait, it gets better
	10:55am luka: don’t let em take your charlie daniels band tapes
	10:56am spacecadet: wait till you hear the guest artist folks
	10:56am Erin in TO: This song is so hilariously upsetting
	10:56am JetBoy of Brooklyn: So how did this song come out for him? I gotta say - holy shit.
	10:56am cuspidor: come on, cool James
	10:56am Dean: This track's ripe for a mash-up. Hoo boy.
	🚽 10:56am The Butterman: I hope Brad Paisley will remember, southern man don’t need him around anyhow.
	10:56am Crownless Gander: "We're" still paying. OMG.
	10:57am bluecharlie: 😦
	10:57am cobradan: Oh LL...how the mighty have fallen.
	10:57am TerrDE: Google says the Zappa kids have reconciled ! I didn't get the memo
	10:57am spacecadet: OH GOD THE LL COOL J PART IS EVEN WORSE THAN I REMEMBER. "NEW FANGLED JANGLED"
	10:57am Sam: This song is surprisingly honest, love it
	10:57am Listener Bop Monroe: outtas here. bye.
	10:57am F₈F₈ (: Ochre Ogre, Deal! Gimme the shovel. You say DIG and I say how deep.
	10:57am Marie: Just tuning in--OMG--Hey Ken! Hey All!
	10:57am Hubig Pie: My pants are saggin' everytime I try to lift heavy things.
	10:57am Bernardo: Why how could LL Cool J ever agree to this ?
	10:58am queems: LOLLL I CAN'T
	10:58am Rando1: Good thing in the decade since this song, a good chunk of people decided to dispose of their accidental racism... in favor of classic blatant racism
	10:58am bluecharlie: I'm standing in the kitchen asking my wife did you change WFMU. They would never do this to me. 😂😱
	🚽 10:58am -жеи: Yeah the amazing thing about this song is that the LL Cool J part is almost more regressive than the Brad Paisley part.
	10:58am PKNY: "You can't rewrite history, baby!" True indeed!
	10:58am evan: incredibly awful song
	10:58am brainiac: I going out and putting pickles on my pizza.
	10:58am Bernardo: RIP Robert e Lee!????
	10:59am Bernardo: I need a cigarette after that song
	🚽 10:59am Handy Haversack: Each more regressive than the last. I just think they "accidental" part is not the part they think is accidental.
	10:59am JetBoy of Brooklyn: No one liked New Racism. They demanded the return of Racism Classic.
	10:59am nathan: the do-rag/red-flag line gets me every time
	10:59am Annette: Brad Paisley ❤️🌹
	10:59am bluecharlie: The triple start...please help me!
	10:59am Yes: The coffee is hitting
	🚽 10:59am PigeonsAndRust: Can somebody please write the answer song "Accidental Fascist" ? I have faith that the talent is on this board
	11:00am Dean: Some even prefer Racism Zero.
	11:00am Sam: We need a lot more songs like that, people from different backgrounds confronting the painful past head on in all its awkwardness
	11:00am (Murakami Whywolf))): I like this song; then again, I never had any trouble understanding _exactly_ what Ed Wood or Wesley "Creation of the Humanoids" Barry was trying to say, or approving of it, no matter how ineptly done. In any event, I'd rather hear this ten times than "Ebony and Ivory" once.
	11:00am TerrDE: I blame NASCAR for racism
	11:00am brainiac: @-жеи: Keep doing a good show
	11:01am Dean: You can't spell racism without NASCAR. Can you?
	🚽 11:01am PigeonsAndRust: Amen @ Murakami
	🚽 11:01am David (in London): Afternoon Station Manager Ken. Ahoy all fruitloops here gathered.
	11:02am Bernardo: This song hurts too. I’m having chest pain’s
	11:02am Brendan: @PigeonsandRust, I’m working on a countrified first verse…. ‘Say what you want about Hitler, but that man loved puppy dogs.’ That’s all I got so far
	11:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): Dean: You can, but there _is_ a _lot_ of overlap.
	11:03am Erin in TO: Can we please get some Toxic remixes or covers to wash the last few songs out of our mouths and minds?
	11:03am Rando1: But when they try to overlap they crash into the bend
	11:03am TerrDE: Sir , I think your confuse Establishment w Liberal
	11:03am brainiac: I agree with Erin
	11:03am Bernardo: Hear hear!
	11:04am Sam: Oh come on people stop being squeamish and take your Ken medicine
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: Fire up the pizza oven, Bernardo. We're gonna need comfort food.
	11:04am F₈F₈ (: Welcome, Sir David (in London)!
	11:04am Bernardo: Find me I’m Here. Find me
	11:04am JetBoy of Brooklyn: @Brendon - I just sang your line. Works better without puppy. Then I pictured me singing something like that at an open mic.
	11:04am Ochre Ogre: I Lubricate my AR15 With Liberal Tears, seen on a T shirt at a county fair. Guy looked like he could eat 10 corn dogs.
	11:04am Marie: If you think about it, Ken is kind of a a shock jock, an FMU shock jock, that is
	11:04am Bernardo: I’ll go split some logs Handy! Maybe that will make me feel better
	11:04am Sam: I think you gotta follow this with Piece of hot meat for you
	11:04am Jeezuseffinchrist: wait this guy thinks Hank Williams would have supported christofascists?
	11:05am spacecadet: where did you even find this one
	11:05am peter: Haha remember when we thought mcan/palin was as bad as it got?
	11:05am (((Murakami Whywolf): See Thomas Frank's "The Conquest of Cool" for the story of the marketing of consumer goods and reactionary politics as the rebellious stuff of 'mavericks'. The singer is implying that McCain's very generous wife was not his friend.
	11:05am brainiac: oh, christalmighty
	11:05am Erin in TO: I'm assuming Flat Earth Man is on the way after this, just to keep on theme
	11:05am JetBoy of Brooklyn: @Ochre - what an idiot! Liberal tears are salty, will rust up the AR-15 when he needs it to shoot liberals!
	11:05am Yes: :)
	11:05am spacecadet: @peter those were the days...
	11:05am Ochre Ogre: Oh Jesus, where's my pants?
	11:06am Yes: I’ve missed being here live
	11:06am ButtWeenies: Good lord I hated that
	11:06am nathan: @Brendan if you don't judge my yarmulke / I won't judge your swastika
	11:07am Sam: I wash my tofu weenies with conservative tears
	🚽 11:07am PaulRobeson1922: Freebird! Freeebird!!
	11:07am Bernardo: Oh Nathan 😬 keep going. 😬
	🚽 11:07am AnAnonymousParty: Well, what's more disturbing, awakening to find you pooped in the bed, or discovering poop in the bed that is not yours?
	11:08am Dean: I smell a marketing grand slam: bottles of Liberal Tears.
	11:08am ButtWeenies: If you don’t judge my child porn I won’t judge your creamed corn
	11:08am Ochre Ogre: peter- I remember. Palin's way of talk kinda paved the for the for the Orange Reptile.
	11:08am TerrDE: Hey , that's a Kevin Meanie bit, Diarrhea Lady
	11:08am Brendan: @Jet Boy of Brooklyn, Should work for open mic. Just identify two fire exits before you begin. Some people just aren’t ready for country prog.
	11:08am Erin in TO: @AnAnonymousParty - I think mystery poop is def way worse
	11:09am brainiac: Only diarrhea lady can save us now
	11:09am (Murakami Whywolf))): Brendan: You could mention the Nazi crackdown on pædophile Catholic priests. (Of course, it was more because they hated competing, autocratic, institutions than anything else.)
	11:09am F₈F₈ (: AAP, Or awakening to find out you are actually a poop, that dreamt of being human.
	11:09am ?: Corn-u-cope-ee-ah
	11:10am Marie: Some pirate djs should hijack one of those big country stations in a conservative part of the country and play music like this for a few hours
	🚽 11:10am David (in London): Or that someone's cut the head of your prized poop and put it in your bed as a warning. No, hang on a minute, that can't be right..?
	11:10am Dean: Anybody here read Klaus Theweleit's two-volume Male Fantasies?
	11:10am ?: Don't forget to rotate your ferris wheels twice a year.
	11:10am Marie: They'de prolly be shot dead. Good plot for a short movie?
	11:11am coelacanth∅: there's a yo la tengo song with this exact fake percussion rhythm
	11:11am Brendan: (Murakami Whywolf))) They were really protective of the Hitler youth
	11:11am (((Murakami Whywolf): TerrDE: If you're right-wing enough, just about everything else is at least 'liberal', and more usually 'Commienist!'.
	11:11am Sam: What if it’s someone else’s poop, but that someone else is Sophia Vergara, cuz she’s in the bed with you? That’s way better than your own poop.
	11:11am Ochre Ogre: 'Paved the way' I should read read my comment before and after science posting.
	11:11am courtneynoir: Officially made my day just now with Cold Song
	11:11am Heidee: Brilliant artist, Klaus Nomi, R.I.P.
	11:12am DoberBoy: I'd invest in bottled LibTears if it contained a little bit of bleach.
	🚽 11:12am Webhamster Henry: I was just thinking, Nico... can Klaus Nomi be far behind?
	11:12am Dean: https://dailyhistory.org/Klaus_Theweleit%E2%80%99s_Male_Fantasies_vol_1:_Men_and_Women
	🚽 11:12am -жеи: Does Klaus Nomi make up for Brad Paisley and LL Cool J? Asking for a friend
	11:13am Marie: There are certain fish that live in frigid waters and move very slowly
	11:13am Sam: You might need to add a dash of Laibach
	11:13am Brendan: @Ken. Do you still have the snow day kid track? (Brrrrr…..)
	11:13am Hubig Pie: Who is your fav Klaus ? Nomi, Kinski, Fuchs ?
	11:14am Marie: @Ken--I don't know. Depends on what is in your heart
	🚽 11:14am Krys O.: Klaus is helping to drown out the Guns 'n' Roses that is being played in the production department at work.
	11:14am ?: Herr Tonic
	11:14am courtneynoir: Not sure if anything can make up for Brad Paisley but I guess Klaus is a step in the right direction for my healing journey
	11:14am Jessie: @Ken--No!! I think some prog rock would make up for Paisley/LL Cool J.
	11:15am TerrDE: My friend Ed lived where he could hear him practice. Ive forgotten +or -
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Hubig, or Dinger. But as once agreed, don't stand so Klaus Nomi.
	11:15am Marie: I think the most transgressive thing Ken could play would be a Catholic mass service
	11:15am F₈F₈ (: I don't know, Ken. But definitely the "Let me, let me Freeze again to death!" bit from Nomi's song is more uplifting than the whole Accidental Racist .
	11:15am Dean: Schubert makes up for all occasional playlist lapses.
	11:15am Brendan: Never mind, all is forgiven.
	11:15am Bernardo: Maybe a good black panther or anti fascist speech would drown out the Brad paisley hangover
	11:16am queems: YESSSSSSSS JINGLE CATS
	11:16am Androu B.: @Hubig: Von Bulow, a load of laughs at interrogations!
	11:16am F₈F₈ (: Jingle Cats to the rescue!!
	11:16am Sam: Bugs Bunny does the best Ave Maria
	🚽 11:16am Handy Haversack: Good, David, I was going to make a Godfather point there. Runzas to the rescue!
	11:17am Dean: aka Ave Maria Felix
	11:17am timinoak: I love you, WFMU.
	🚽 11:17am David (in London): Handles, Runzas ho! Give 'em a swing of the old halberd just to keep them on their toes...
	11:18am TerrDE: Its MISTER Aker Bilk !
	11:18am ?: I'm the operator with my coffee percolator
	11:18am coelacanth∅: the beatlebarkers could do better
	11:18am disco_nap_: We were so naive and we didn't even know it...
	11:18am Ochre Ogre: Hubig Pie- Kinski is on my favorite list, crazy bastard though.
	11:19am Androu B.: sniff Jingle Cats' "Ave Maria" always reminds me of my little 8-ball, RIP.
	11:19am Listener Terry: Hey Ken , having just watched a doc on “Trad Jazz” in Britain, I’m pretty sure that Acker rhymes with hacker.
	11:20am yippie: they should change the name to midgets stadium
	🚽 11:20am David (in London): A Hoffa body? Or even a whole one. I'll get my coat.
	11:20am Sam: He’s buried on Uncle Pat’s farm upstate
	11:20am Hubig Pie: Met Life stadium , yo
	🚽 11:21am David (in London): Yo Androu.
	11:22am Androu B.: Greetings, Sir David of London! How goest in the Big Smoke?
	11:22am F₈F₈ (: Jimmy Hoffa not to be confused with Hoffa Man Hoffa Biscuit
	🚽 11:22am Krys O.: What? Hugh passed away?
	🚽 11:23am Krys O.: Oh, no. So very sad about this.
	🚽 11:23am dakfinch: Still reeling over DJ Jesuspants remix/mash up with Lady Dia. 10th appearance of DJ Jesuspants on FMU - that's enough for an album.
	🚽 11:23am David (in London): Androu, all is rolling along pretty well in the Smoke thankee. How's yerself? I'll get FoFo's coat.
	🚽 11:24am AnAnonymousParty: Looks like Buddy Max just reminded us of how long the bullshit has been festering.
	11:24am brainiac: God bless Hugh, RIP
	🚽 11:24am Handy Haversack: RIP, Hugh. Thanks for all.
	11:24am yippie: how many inches tall is the best height to make each level in a record shelf?
	11:24am Ochre Ogre: A bold chap Hugh, RIP!
	11:24am (Murakami Whywolf))): Brendan: I heard that if an Hitler-Jugend leader were caught interfering with a boy, had a low-enough Party number, they would just tell him to stop and do nothing else. After all, Christian morality was ultimately just a Semitic excrescence imposed on the Germanic peoples, I guess by the Space Masons.
	11:25am Bernardo: RIP Hugh and Robert E Lee.
	11:25am Androu B.: Rolling along rather well, David.
	🚽 11:25am Krys O.: Hugh wears a WFMU t-shirt in the montage on this obit: www.ryanfuneralhome.com...
	11:26am Marie: I knew a guy who removed asbestos for a living. He was a big drinker, nice guy, kinda living on the edge. I think he was like a temporary worker and didn't even get paid all that much for a potentially deadly task
	11:27am yippie: last night I heard a live track where Zappa got Flo and Eddie to sing I wanna hold your hand
	11:28am coelacanth∅: rest in peace Hugh.
	11:28am brainiac: Is it too late to request a little TRAGEDY this morning? I'm huddled in the corner over here.
	11:28am Marie: Sounds like Ken is consulting his notes
	11:28am TerrDE: In all seriousness I'd like to hear the remastered "Nightmare" for great clarinet. Its like hearing Jimmy Page if he had Jeff Beck's control only better, covering King Crimson.
	11:28am yippie: I think it was an encore
	11:28am Jessie: Guitarist Shlomo Mizrachi is known as the Israeli Jimi Hendrix for his guitar-playing skills.
	11:29am Feldy: Man those cats can really sing
	11:29am Androu B.: RIP Hugh, and thanks for being part of the WFMU listenership.
	11:29am unpopularfred: oh, no
	11:30am TerrDE: Its a cat on piano as well
	🚽 11:30am Handy Haversack: Ahhh. This should get brainac back on his feet!
	🚽 11:30am David (in London): Israeli Jimi Hendrix? I'm holding out for the Syrian Acker Bilk. And Wing. Oh yes. For Wing.
	11:30am (Murakami Whywolf))): I'm not _proud_ of having seen some pornographic movie or another that intercut a sex-scene with shots of a clown-head getting water shot into it to inflate a balloon, but neither am I particularly ashamed. I _am_ bothered by not being sure of which one, I think it might have been the {Gerry Damiano}/{Andrea True} movie "Meatball", but I'm not sure.
	11:30am Marie: Thank you for this Ken, seriously
	11:30am F₈F₈ (: Is this Wing or a cat singing solo?
	🚽 11:31am The Butterman: You, Ken, are the wind beneath my Wing.
	11:31am BillyLundun: Loving these jingle cat delux remixes
	11:31am Ochre Ogre: Krys O, thanks! The Skyway T shirt.
	11:31am Marie: @TerrDE--lol
	11:32am courtneynoir: The doggies are really goin nuts now
	11:32am Sam: That one cat sounds amazingly human. That must be the Wing one.
	11:32am Dean: Is she singing, "Happy New Year"?
	11:32am F₈F₈ (: Feldy, Not only them cats can sing. They also produced and arranged their own album.
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: I was connected to Hugh on social media and he always had kind words for the station.
	11:32am Androu B.: Surprisingly, Wing does justice to this Herman Cohen tune.
	🚽 11:33am David (in London): Even by Wing's normal standards, this is exceptional.
	11:33am trailrunnah: Which one is the cat?
	11:33am chresti: Hollay loo ya
	11:33am unpopularfred: at least the cats are in time
	11:33am coelacanth∅: better than most versions
	11:33am brainiac: I just checked, and I don't have this WING cut (yet). Thanks, SMK
	11:34am Ochre Ogre: Maybe it's Nora the piano playing cat in Camden, NJ.
	11:34am Sam: Oh man I thought that was going right into “In love with her doctor” in Scandascravian.
	11:34am Marie: It's like Ken's greatest hits--I think you have now made up for the Brad Paisley
	11:34am queems: holy shit
	11:34am BillyLundun: Strokin!
	11:34am (Murakami Whywolf))): Marie: I can put-up-with someone who sincerely, though mistakenly, believes that the Market were the best we can do, but the low wages and dangerous conditions for that asbestos-remover and people like him make people who _worship_ the Market intolerable.
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: But -- but -- stroking is banned in Boston! And so is "Strokin'"!
	11:34am steveo: ALL THE HITS ALL THE TIME
	11:35am Feldy: @F₈F₈ (, as far as I can find, the cats were individually uncredited for their effort
	11:35am dana: What a wacky mash up
	11:35am Sam: The accidental stroker
	🚽 11:35am David (in London): Stroker Bilk.
	11:35am (Murakami Whywolf))): Is that blockhead pretending to be Desi, a fakir maybe?
	11:36am Marie: @Murakami--yeah, I hear ya'--all of that has occurred and will occur is like a tragedy on an epic scale. Exploitation
	11:36am MrDeb: Wow. Amazing song. Glad to be back in town and within FMU range.
	11:36am brainiac: Christmas is right around the corner, people. www.discogs.com...
	11:36am Hubig Pie: DiL, I don't think Mr. Bilk got much attention here, but I could be wrong
	11:37am (((Murakami Whywolf): Mary-Anne walked away from my strokin'. Damn. I should have stuck to feelin', and not tried for more.
	11:37am Dean: https://classunity.org/2022/06/11/what-is-the-relationship-between-class-and-the-left/
	11:37am BillyLundun: The movie session 9 has lots of asbestos for the true fan of dangerous airborne minerals
	11:37am Sam: Evetytime Einstein masturbated it was a stroke of genius
	11:38am F₈F₈ (: I have checked both the Merriam-Webster and the Oxford dictionaries and I still don't understand what Woo means in "I stroke it with my..woo!". Can a native English speaker care to explain its meaning to me?
	🚽 11:38am David (in London): Brainiac, Wing singing Silent Night is surely the missing piece of the festive jigsaw puzzle. I'm in.
	🚽 11:38am HyperDose: This sounds like a Muck Sticky song
	11:38am brainiac: @David: Visions of sugarplums and all that.
	11:39am F₈F₈ (: Gus Engelhumperdinck!
	11:39am Sam: Fofo, woo means to court or seduce.
	🚽 11:39am PigeonsAndRust: The ultimate asbestos movie is "It's A Wonderful Life" It was filmed on a soundstage in Hollywood in July and all the snow on the streets of Bedford Falls is white asbestos. (Cotton would be dangerously flammable around the klieg lights, so it was the safer alternative!)
	11:39am Marie: All of that worship the market, extremist version 1.0, was really pushed in the 80s and it was all very strategic--to relax regulations and brainwash people. Then there's longstanding and absurd link between capitalism and christianity--American style
	11:40am (Murakami Whywolf))): Actually, that blockhead looks a lot like Richard Feynman in younger days. I think he _might_ have tried to learn that stuff, but my guess is that he would have stayed away from it.
	🚽 11:40am DjLorraine: High Curtis - RIP Thanks for the kitten palate cleanse
	🚽 11:40am Handy Haversack: McGroove! Nailed it!
	11:40am brainiac: Nice one, McGroovy!
	11:40am F₈F₈ (: Sam, "I even stroke it with my...court!".
	11:41am BillyLundun: @Pigeon oh yeah! I remeber hearing about the absbestos snow! I think you could also get it for home xmas trees.
	11:41am Ochre Ogre: Andy Breckman has that Strokin mashup on a loop in his (masturbatorium?.)
	11:41am Marie: @Pigeons and Rust--really? Wow!
	11:41am Brendan: @(Murakami Whywolf))) Maybe the whole pedo thing was introduced into Christianity by the Romans. Just conjecture, but right or wrong it’s fun trashing Nazis or others with intentions of world domination…
	11:42am Marie: I love this
	🚽 11:42am -жеи: How about that vasectomy joke everybody?! Wasnt it great?! Funny too. Good job McGROOVEY!!
	11:43am Sam: Now you’re getting it F8f8! Instead of saying “See you on court!” you can say “See you in woo!” Or as a poem: It’s you I’m going to sue I shall see you in… Woooo!!
	11:43am eileen_tooth: Hi
	11:43am Polly.: great joke! it made a vas deferens !
	11:44am Marie: That joke really snipped my funny bone... ouch
	🚽 11:45am HyperDose: @Polly That's a lovely pie you've got there. Does it talk?
	11:45am Hugo (NL): @ brainiac: excellent research on the Wing-song. thanks
	11:45am F₈F₈ (: Sam, Awesome! "I'm going to the tennis...woo!"
	11:46am brainiac: I'm pretty sure Iggy approves of Mark Arm's interpretation of his classic.
	🚽 11:46am David (in London): stands to salute Ron
	11:47am Polly.: @Hyperdose - unfortunately it's a silent pie - it would be nice if it could talk though!
	11:47am Bernardo: I got a vasectomy because I didn’t want to have kids…but when I came back home they were still there. Oooooooo
	🚽 11:47am Rich in Washington: Ron Ashton and Thurston Moore on git-fiddles here.
	🚽 11:47am DjLorraine: Standing ovation (ovulation) here for McGroovey
	🚽 11:47am -жеи: SO much better than Ewen McGregor's vocal, whioch is what is in the movie / soundtrack version
	11:47am F₈F₈ (: I missed McGroovey's vasectomy joke! Did it cut it?
	11:48am Ochre Ogre: brainiac- Bet Iggy loved it.
	🚽 11:48am -жеи: Yes f0f0, it made the cut!
	11:48am Bernardo: Actors shouldn’t sing.
	🚽 11:49am David (in London): Unless they're Richard Harris.
	🚽 11:49am Handy Haversack: Though every time there's a reverse vasectomy joke I want to get another vasectomy. I think it's like multiplying negative numbers.
	11:49am coelacanth∅: Bernardo haha!
	11:49am Ochre Ogre: Or William Shatner.
	11:50am Androu B.: @Bernardo - Wait until you get a chance to hear Goldie Hawn sing. You'd be shocked and amazed!
	11:50am Hubig Pie: Bernardo's vas. joke was funny, but where the hell is the McGroovey joke ? I've been denied this pleasure
	11:51am Phillip: I nodded off did Ken Say what's for dinner at "dinner at andys" tonight???
	11:52am F₈F₈ (: Hubig Pie, I'm with you. We were blocked off from enjoying it. Could somebody please shoot his joke load for us?
	11:52am (Murakami Whywolf))): Brendan: I was thinking that the Nazis would actually be sceptical of the _official_ Christian position on molestation. I'm pretty sure Röhm had a speculation or two about the morés of the pre-Christian 'Germans' he had handy to bring-out as he was getting a young friend drunk. I guess I'm thinking it was like corruption: the Nazis claimed to be against it, but an authoritarian state and Party with lots of people capable of ordering fubctionaries, imprisonment, or death made it inevitable.
	🚽 11:53am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken and board folks!
	11:53am nathan: loooove this Hermans track
	11:53am Dean: Guy goes to his doctor for a castration procedure. Doctor tells him he can't perform the surgery unless the guy is absolutely certain. "I've thought about this a long time, doc. I'm certain." In the recovery room the guy wakes up next to another male patient. Guy asks him, "What are you here for?" "My wife and I figured we don't want more kids, so I got a vasectomy." "That's the word!"
	11:53am Bernardo: Hmmm I’ve never heard Dumbeldore or Goldie Hawn sing ..will check it out. sure William Shatners pretty great but he’s not really acting on Star Trek…
	11:53am brainiac: Wow, I never knew how much Mark Arm resembled Iggy! static.wikia.nocookie.net...
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken! I daresay some forms were freed today! You're back and refreshed and in the zone! Stay freeform, friends!
	🚽 11:54am Ken From Hyde Park: @Phillip - Rock Paper Scissors Death Match tonight.
	11:55am brainiac: This mayhem was special because it was today's mayhem. Thank you, Kenny.
	11:56am Androu B.: @ Bernardo - Here's a sample of Goldie, for your perusal: https://www.wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=3&show=116857&archive=219963&starttime=0:29:50
	11:56am Okasa: I assume tonight's contest is going to use the 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT' format. I'll be rooting for Ken!
	11:56am Phillip: @Ken From Hyde Park thanks😁🤣👍
	🚽 11:56am David (in London): Thank you for an uplifting afternoon Station Manager Ken.
	11:57am Brendan: New vasectomy doctors in residence need to understand that when somebody tells them they dropped the ball, that doesn’t mean they botched the procedure. Thanks Ken Ken
	11:57am convoy_pt2: Ken! who was the band that combined the dog faced hermans and the live sound engineer for my bloody valentine?? from the 90's-00's
	11:57am F₈F₈ (: Gracias, Handy! Que tengas buen dia!
	11:57am queems: jonathan davis is on fire
	11:57am TerrDE: Yes , a good show
	🚽 11:58am AnAnonymousParty: Cornholio on speed?
	11:58am ?: Speaking in tongs
	11:58am Marie: Thanks, Kenny
	🚽 11:58am Rich in Washington: When I got my vasectomy, I learned the hard way that it's super important to impress upon the docs if you're novacaine/lidocaine/caine-caine resistant and need more than the usual dosage.
	11:58am TerrDE: Wildmsn Fisher cover ?
	11:58am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken! Be well all
	11:59am Sam: Great one Dean!!
	11:59am Marie: Marie Osmond wrote a dada poem?
	11:59am coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am F₈F₈ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great GIFs, comments and music as always. Take care, people! And remember: loosen up and eat corndog!
	🚽 11:59am AnAnonymousParty: Marie Osmond IS a dada poem.
	11:59am Annette: Thank you Ken!
	🚽 11:59am Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta la proxima, F₈F₈, Androu! Voy estar en Maine la Miercoles proxima, entonces no se si puedo escuchar. ¡Espero que si! (I also hope that made some amount of sense and that the FCC doesn't fine me.)
	🚽 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, -жеи and dog faces! 🐶
	12:00pm Barno in Akron: Thanks Ken - Stay Groovy
	12:00pm Dean: Thanks, Sam. Adaptation of a slightly different joke.
	🚽 12:00pm -жеи: Bye all! Had lots of fun today, see you next week!
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Woo we made it! =]
	12:01pm Androu B.: Спосйве, Supreme Master -жеи! A pleasant rest of the day to all Freebirds around the world! iHasta la proxima, F₈F₈, Handy, HyperDose, y Webcui Enrique!
	12:01pm TerrDE: Good bye Ken ,Kids ; Hello Beach (Shore in Jerseyese)
	12:01pm chresti: Thanks Ken!
	12:01pm F₈F₈ (: Or as Sam would say "Court we made it!"
	12:01pm brainiac: @Marie: youtu.be...
	12:02pm F₈F₈ (: Somos pajaros libres! Adios Androu B!
	12:02pm Sam: Court-hoo!

Ken: Playlist from August 24, 2022

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August 24, 2022: Corndogs 'n' Carnies

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	New	Approx. start time
Plastic Robot Army	Freebird "Freebird" by "Plastic Robot Army"	none	Plastic Robot Army
Romvelope	Huw and Me / Dental Triangle	One Course Meal	ATD		0:04:43 (Pop-up)
Rocket Freudental	Ich Bau Scheisse	Die Weisheit Waschst auf Baumen	Rocket Freudental		0:07:32 (Pop-up)
The Device Orchestra	September "September" by "The Device Orchestra"	YouTube video	The Device Orchestra		0:11:07 (Pop-up)
Erica Eso	Home Is A Glow "Home Is A Glow" by "Erica Eso"	192	Hausu Mountain	*	0:14:04 (Pop-up)
Amos & Lepke	demo "demo" by "Amos & Lepke"	Demo Derby - Tony Coulter's 2008 WFMU Marathon Premium	Not On Label		0:18:10 (Pop-up)
Homosexuals	Vociferous Slam "Vociferous Slam" by "Homosexuals"	Self Titled	ReR Megacorp		0:22:39 (Pop-up)
John	CW Cyrus Corn Weenie Mix "CW Cyrus Corn Weenie Mix" by "John"	The Corn Weenie Remix Contest	Not On Label		0:24:14 (Pop-up)

The Paranoyds	BWP "BWP" by "The Paranoyds"	Talk Talk Talk	Third Man Records	*	0:37:17 (Pop-up)
Toro y Moi	The Medium "The Medium" by "Toro y Moi"	Mahal	Dead Oceans	*	0:41:08 (Pop-up)
The Delgados	Mr Blue Sky "Mr Blue Sky" by "The Delgados"	Cover Girls Vol. 4 (Scott Williams 2022 WFMU Marathon Premium)	Mantra Records		0:44:32 (Pop-up)
Kazuhisa Uchihashi	Killer Queen "Killer Queen" by "Kazuhisa Uchihashi"	Singing Daxophone	Innocent Records	*	0:49:00 (Pop-up)
Fella Cederbaum	Eternally Tickled	Truth and Destiny	Fella Cederbaum		0:52:05 (Pop-up)
Nico vs Trance Groove	Reich Der Traume	Nico (3) Vs. Trance Groove	Matrix / Runout		0:54:08 (Pop-up)
Land of the Loops	Multi-Family Garage Sale (Bargain Bin Mix)	none	Land of the Loops		1:02:06 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	Toxic "Toxic"				1:05:58 (Pop-up)
Zvuki Mu	Grubiy Zakat "Grubiy Zakat" by "Zvuki Mu"	Звуки Му	Opal Records		1:15:23 (Pop-up)
Jack Ruby	Bad Teeth "Bad Teeth" by "Jack Ruby"	Jack Ruby	Feeding Tube		1:20:11 (Pop-up)
Šum Svistu	Svetelný Nárez "Svetelný Nárez" by "Šum Svistu"	Czeching Out	Ariola		1:23:23 (Pop-up)
Funkadelic	Cosmic Slop "Cosmic Slop" by "Funkadelic"	Funkadelic's Greatest Hits	Westbound		1:26:59 (Pop-up)
Mothers of Invention	Hungry, Freaks Daddy	Freak Out!	Verve		1:32:28 (Pop-up)
Gooba Gabba One Of Us	Freaks Singers	single	Gooba Gabba		1:36:53 (Pop-up)
Buddy Max, The Singing Flea Market Cowboy	The Berlin Wall Must Be Torn Down In America	LIttle Circle B	Buddy Max	*	1:37:02 (Pop-up)
Negativland	Open Your Mouth "Open Your Mouth" by "Negativland"	The World Will Decide	Seeland		1:43:47 (Pop-up)
Howl In The Typewriter	Harry Houdini	Self Titled	Pumf	*	1:47:22 (Pop-up)
Tim WIlson	Jimmy Hoffa "Jimmy Hoffa" by "Tim WIlson"	none	Tim Wilson		1:50:16 (Pop-up)
Brad Paisley feat LL Cool J	Accidental Racist	Wheelhouse	Arista		1:53:21 (Pop-up)
DJ Jesuspants	The McCain Palin Tradition Remix	none	DJ Jesuspants		1:58:57 (Pop-up)
The Local Moon	Kingdom Comes "Kingdom Comes" by "The Local Moon"	Ende Vom Lied: East German Underground Sound 1979 - 1990	Play Loud! Productions		2:06:31 (Pop-up)
Klaus Nomi	The Cold Song "The Cold Song" by "Klaus Nomi"	The Nomi Song - The Klaus Nomi Odyssey	Palm		2:10:29 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: The Jingle Cats	"The Jingle Cats"				2:15:25 (Pop-up)
Boston Carter	Strokin' More Than a Feeling	The Radio Essential Series	Promos Only (none)		2:33:40 (Pop-up)
Gus Englehorn	Sunset Strip "Sunset Strip" by "Gus Englehorn"	Dungeon Master	Secret City Records	*	2:37:19 (Pop-up)
Soggy	I fEel Top Of The World "I fEel Top Of The World" by "Soggy"	Self Titled	Outer Battery		2:40:43 (Pop-up)
The Wylde Rattz (Mark Arm on vox(	TV Eye	Outtake from Velvet Goldmine	The Wylde Rattz		2:44:26 (Pop-up)
Bubblewrap Holocaust	Reg Grundy's Troglodytal Syncopation Orchestra	Self Titled	Textile Records		2:48:58 (Pop-up)
Dog Faced Hermans	Jan 9 "Jan 9" by "Dog Faced Hermans"	Hum of Life	Project A Bomb		2:52:12 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	7:42am F₈F₈ (: Hi, Egg & welcome back Ken!
	🚽 8:13am -жеи: hi there f0f0, thanks! Its good to be back
	🚽 8:41am Krys O.: Hey, Ken! Any corn ice cream sandwiches to go with those corn dogs?
	🚽 8:44am Krys O.: I'm intrigued by it, especially since I live purple yam ice cream and halo halo dessert made from beans. soranews24.com...
	🚽 8:46am -жеи: Helle to the yah i got your sweet corn ice cream sammies and i raise you some deep fried twinkies
	🚽 8:50am Krys O.: I'd fast for a day to make room for a deep fried Twinkie which probably has the same number of calories as my daily total.
	🚽 8:56am Krys O.: Oh, goodie, I can have a deep fried Twinkie instead of dinner since it's only 420 calories: www.webmd.com...
	🚽 8:58am Handy Haversack: The wheel turns, but the corn dogs stay the same. Morning, Ken, F₈F₈, Krys, and all the People of the Egg.
	9:00am Brainiac from Neuron 3: Notable birthdays today include: 1890 Duke Kahanamoku, Hawaiian swimmer/surfer (The Big Kahuna; Olympic gold 100m freestyle 1912, 20; 4x200m freestyle relay 1920), born in Honolulu, Hawaii (d. 1968) 1917 Dennis James, TV host/wrestling announcer ("The Dean of Game Show Hosts"; Cash And Carry; Chance of a Lifetime; Boxing From Jamaica Arena; Amateur Boxing Fight Club; Okay, Mother; PDQ), born in Jersey City, New Jersey 1938 Charles Calello, American composer/conductor/arranger (Called "The Hit Man"; “Sweet Caroline”; The Four Seasons; Sinatra; Streisand; Springsteen), born in Newark, New Jersey 1938 David Freiberg, American bassist (Quicksilver Messenger Service - "Fresh Air"; Jefferson Airplane/Starship - "White Rabbit", "Jane"), born in Boston, Massachusetts 1938 Mason Williams, American musician/songwriter ("Classical Gas", 3 Grammy's, The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour, Saturday Night Live), author and photographer, born in Abilene, Texas 1942 Happy 80th! Joe Chambers, American rock guitarist/vocalist (The Chambers Brothers; "Time Has Come Today"), born in Los Angeles, California 1943 John Cipollina, American rock guitarist (Quicksilver Messenger Service - "Fresh Air"), born in San Francisco, California (d. 1989) 1945 (Malcolm) "Molly" Duncan, Scottish saxophonist (Average White Band, 1972-83 - "Pick Up the Pieces"), born in Montrose, Scotland (d. 2019) 1945 Ken Hensley, British rock songwriter/keyboardist/singer (Uriah Heep, 1970-80 - "Easy Livin'"; Blackfoot, 1982-84), born in Plumstead, England (d. 2020) 1945 Marsha P. Johnson [born Malcolm Michaels Jr.], African-American gay liberation and AIDS activist/drag queen/transgender pioneer (Gay Liberation Front, S.T.A.R.), born in Elizabeth, New Jersey (d. 1992) 1947 Happy 75th! Anne Archer, American actress (Fatal Attraction, Patriot Games), born in Los Angeles, California 1947 Happy 75th! Jimmy Fox, American drummer (The James Gang - "Funk #49"), born in Cleveland, Ohio 1949 Stephen Paulus, American composer (To Be Certain of the Dawn) and co-founder of the American Composer's Forum), born in Summit, New Jersey (d. 2014) 1951 Danny Joe Brown, American singer (Molly Hatchet; "Flirtin' With Disaster", "Gator Country"), born in Jacksonville, Florida (d. 2005) 1951 Michael Derosier, Canadian drummer (Heart (1975 – 1982), Heart, Orion the Hunter, Alias (1988 – 1991) - "Barracuda"), born in Vancouver, Canada 1953 John Cowan, American bassist/vocalist (New Grass Revival, 1974-89; Doobie Bothers, 1993-95), born in Minerva, Ohio 1954 Steve Holley, British drummer (Wings, 1978-81; Julian Lennon; Elton John, Dar Williams; Mott The Hoople, 2018-21), born in London, England 1961 Mark "Bedders" Bedford, English bassist (Madness - "Our House"), born in Islington, London 1963 John Bush, American singer (Armored Saint, 1982-present; Anthrax, 1992-2005, 2010), born in Los Angeles, California 1981 Mercedes Scelba-Shorte, American model/actress (America's Next Top Model; Lupus spokesperson), born in Jersey City, New Jersey .
	9:01am queems: @krys o. i'm going back for those corn ice creams someday
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: I never get past level 2 on this game. Ken, can I borrow a quarter?
	🚽 9:01am Webhamster Henry: Free the Robot Bird!
	🚽 9:01am Krys O.: Have to thank queems for tipping me off to the corn ice cream!
	9:01am Bag of Boxes: Always wondered what Freedbird would sound like covered by Aphex Twin.
	9:02am Robm: Hello fellow freedforms
	9:02am Phillip: Good morning Ken. Sir. Welcome back from your staycation.
	9:02am queems: each box contains 5 "ice corns"
	9:02am Daybreak, just Daybreak: Is this from Mintendo 64?
	9:02am JeremyB: Nice one
	🚽 9:03am HyperDose: Hey Ken. Hoping for a programme of the loosey goosey variety today
	🚽 9:03am Webhamster Henry: Can we get a Corn Weenie Contest Set?
	9:03am RB: Faster, faster , faster ……
	9:03am Hugo (NL): best version so far
	9:03am Phillip: Sorry. No waffles. Will RAMEN 🍜 do😁
	9:04am RB: To Hell With Melody !
	9:04am Barefoot Jimmy G: This is terrible
	🚽 9:05am Rich in Wading River: That was the most pointless and dumb Freebird yet. And I loved it.
	9:05am MarZaPhiGar: define 'music'
	🚽 9:06am -жеи: Yes Daybreak, those were Nintendo Synths
	🚽 9:06am The Butterman: Webhamster, I’m always referring to corn weenie one the board here and no one else EVER responds or even acknowledges the existence of corn weenie so I was beginning to think it was all in my head.
	🚽 9:06am Krys O.: This is actually wonderful and just what I needed. Four co-workers have tested positive for Covid. To say that I'm edge is putting it mildly. Testing negative every day and no symptoms. I will never give up my KN95 masks.
	9:06am TerrDE: Good day Ken and formless... I'd only give that a 65 ; it was to good to be bad, and too bad to be good
	9:06am F₈F₈ (: Hola, hAndy, HiperDosis, Webcui Enrique!
	9:07am Motomonsoon: @The Butter man Really Really!
	9:07am Sam: Is this Frisian?
	🚽 9:07am Handy Haversack: Yike, Krys, so sorry! That's hard. ¡Hola, F₈F₈!
	9:08am Phillip: @-жеи I trust that you had a well rested "staycation" sir😁
	9:08am Robm: @Krys o hope you stay well
	9:08am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Morning all! Happy to be back to a 2 show day for Ken.
	9:09am MarZaPhiGar: hey that's scatological
	9:09am luka: hold strong, Krys. kn95s forever.
	9:09am F₈F₈ (: The Butterman, I'm pretty sure new generations of Ken fans don't know what the heck are we talking about when talking about corn weenies. Corn weenie is from circa 2008-2009
	9:10am luka: i sincerely think that having good quality kn95s is the only reason i’ve been spared thus far.
	9:10am TerrDE: Dieser genre auf Deutsch ist so viel besser
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: Good morning to you, F₈F₈ :)
	9:10am Rachel Bo Bachel: Good morning Staysh! I have a question for you: what song did you play once that had a little kid going “no, don’t leave me!”? My son still talks about it D: do you have any idea what I’m talking about? I have tried Googling to no avail!
	9:10am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Not intentionally
	9:10am Simon y Morphe: The German is making me think of the Netshits Series on the go now = KLEO ... worth watching if ya have any bad DDR bad memories (Not Roder and Double Dip Recess - DDR) ... Best DDR crossover film is/was Keine Liebst Meir (or zooo)... super funny pre = way pre Goodbye Lenin...
	9:11am teod: I wonder if you can say sheisse on the radio in Germany
	9:11am Rachel Bo Bachel: Krys do you have real deal N95s?
	9:11am teod: scheisse*
	🚽 9:12am Krys O.: Hey, Rachel. I have used KN95s for a quite a while now.
	9:12am Sam: Yeah in Europe you can usually swear all you want on the air. Just don’t deny the holocaust, that’ll get you in trouble.
	9:12am Phillip: I'm guessing tour first show back will be all 16 but midi songs.
	🚽 9:12am HyperDose: I prefer the South Korean KF94's. Great fit, filter, and much easier to breathe if you're into that kind of thing.
	🚽 9:13am -жеи: Rachel, that does ring a bell!! And yes, you can say scheisse on the radio im deutschland
	🚽 9:13am Krys O.: I've used KF94s too, HyperDose.
	9:13am teod: danke Sam, vielen dank жеи
	9:13am Phillip: 16 bit midi songs. I'm genuinely impressed.
	🚽 9:14am DjLorraine: Krys O the 2yr Oxford study is out. Stay safe please
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: When I went through my rapid weight loss towards the end of lockdown I would walk around the park with the KF94. The filter is similar to the function of a Bane-style athletic resistance mask. Great for building lung strength!
	9:15am Hugo (NL): With this visual theme I am longing for a deep-fried Mars bar: templesandtreehouses.com...
	9:16am mt hairy: september by shite flute next week?
	9:16am Simon y Morphe: In Nederlands - the print "Oh Shit" or Fucked up" on the tabloids (or did in the '80s) but the Nederlads words would not be done?? Like in the States .. ya can curse in foreign languages on regular Radio/TV??? but not English??? Correct me on that if I am wrong..
	9:17am TerrDE: before i got my free government masks i used hoods from old hooded shirts. Having a reservoir of air inside the mask made breathing easier and keep glasses from fogging. Unfortunately the design is not used
	🚽 9:18am Handy Haversack: What's "obscene" according to U.S. law is generally what the loudest, wealthiest, and/or whitest people complain about the most. That's pretty much how the law works around here in general, really, and it seems to apply to the FCC as well.
	9:18am Hugo (NL): I believe that you can swear whatever the f*ck you want in the Netherlands.
	🚽 9:20am -жеи: I use the old Seven Second Delay N11 masks. They never get clogged because they're solid as a rock. PLUS, they rock.
	9:20am frightful burgher: Fine track here
	🚽 9:21am -жеи: The only two languages the FCC has ever fined stations for in the USA are English and Espanol.
	9:21am Sam: They’re great at preventing humor from getting in or out
	9:22am Asheville Jon: that is a very interesting FCC factoid Ken, thanks!
	9:22am Painter Josh: Whats this song!!?!? Does it only exist in the wfmu basement?
	9:22am Barno in Akron: I love this Amos & Lepke track
	9:22am Hugo (NL): ah now i understand. So, you can swear in Frysian. the land of opportunities
	9:22am TerrDE: Are marijuana products still officially illegal, but tolerated in NL ?
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: @DJLorraine: Thank you. I've been reading studies on NIH.gov for some time now. I've also got autoimmune thyroiditis, so that's a head start on brain fog. Anectdotally, there are studies that show promising results of reducing long Covid symptoms with the use of CBD/THC. Oh, this Homosexuals track hits the spot. Thanks, Ken.
	9:24am Okasa: An equally contagious morning to Ken and the Chat.
	9:24am Bernardo: Ken I’m so glad you went on vacation- Vicki is my new fave DJ. Been plumbing the Do or DIY archives ever since.
	9:24am Brian C.: I can dig it
	9:25am Asheville Jon: CORN WEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	9:25am Asheville Jon: what a classic!!!
	9:26am Simon y Morphe: We are a digging' it even though there are Satanic undertones ...
	9:27am peter: Been waiting 15 years for return of the corn weeny. I always knew it would come.
	9:27am iiibeat: Is this NYC mayor?
	9:27am Claire of Wanamassa: Oh how I’ve missed corn weenie-welcome back. A triumphant return
	9:27am Stanley: CORN WEENIE!
	9:28am TerrDE: I've never had one
	9:28am Stanley: Au contraire!
	🚽 9:28am Handy Haversack: Truly the best of all possible worlds.
	9:29am TerrDE: don't forget its MR.
	🚽 9:30am Webhamster Henry: Yay!
	9:30am Asheville Jon: Corn Weenie remix challenge blog post: blog.wfmu.org...
	9:30am full_english_breakfast: beware of the blog? i miss it!
	9:30am Stanley: ...or close to John's remix!
	🚽 9:31am Webhamster Henry: 🌽🌭
	9:33am iiibeat: "That" could be anything . .
	9:34am Stanley: As much as I loved The Party Girls remixes, Corn Weenie was much more deviant.
	9:35am Heidee: Well done with that German tongue twister, Ken! ❤️
	9:35am Bernardo: More new diarrhea lady!??? I guess I won’t turn off the radio then.
	9:35am Gwendolyn Macrae: Oh man I LOVE DIARRHEA!!!
	9:35am Gwendolyn Macrae: I came rushing into chat as soon as I heard diarrhea!
	9:36am Lake Hiawatha Doug: Sadly, Roger Hill (Cyrus) died in 2014.
	9:36am Phillip: Wow what a coincidence. I had diarrhea this morning at 4am
	9:36am Okasa: I completely forgot that I learnt to speak Hawaiian more than 10 years ago.
	9:36am Annette: Yay! The Diahrreah Lady is back!
	🚽 9:36am Handy Haversack: Stanley, just wait till the Party Girls get their Corn Weenies. Then the nineties are going to make the sixties look like the fifties!
	9:37am Artie: Earwigs perversely attracted to ear worm pheromones (and stale oatmeal dust).
	9:37am Phillip: Wait? No Poetry corner???
	9:37am TerrDE: Its MISTER !
	9:38am Stanley: It'll be armageddon, Handy
	9:38am Annette: Diarrhea
	9:38am Scott Williams: @Rachel Bo Bachel the "no don't leave me" sample is from the Land of the Loops track "Multi-Family Garage Sale" - youtu.be...
	9:39am F₈F₈ (: Believe it or not FCC still censors swearing in THIS comment board . So you can freely swear in almost any language here except in English or Spanish. So swearing in foreign languages is perfectly allowed: Tofu no kado ni atama wo butsukete shine (Japanese) Jebiesz jeze (Polish) Merde (French) Ullu Ka Patta (Hindu) Na mou klaseis ta’rxidia (Greek) Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting” (Dutch) But if I try to swear in English or Spanish look what happens: ________________ (English) ________________________ (Spanish)
	9:39am chresti: Morning Ken and kompany!
	9:40am F₈F₈ (: Scott Williams, Thanks! I was going crazy trying to find out which song was that!
	🚽 9:42am -жеи: Ah yes!! Land of the Loops, "Multifamily Garage Sale" wasnt it?
	9:43am Sam: Wow Fofo you are quite an international profanity professional!
	🚽 9:43am Handy Haversack: Well, nussi minua hellästi moottorisahalla, F₈F₈
	9:43am Hugo (NL): TerrDE: yes it is. strange regulations. you have shops where you can buy limited portions when you are over 18 years old.
	9:44am F₈F₈ (: Toro carriies the whole band while Moi pretends to play the synth. Just saying.
	9:45am Sam: Hugo, do you have to be a Dutch citizen or can foreigners buy it? I think I heard it’s restricted outside of Amsterdam?
	9:45am Colin in Durham England: Delgados are reuniting for some gigs, I have tickets. Oh yeahhhh
	9:45am Susan: The Delgados 😻
	9:45am Megaroni: Making it right with Sir Ken
	9:46am Yes: howdy. morning. hellos
	🚽 9:46am Krys O.: There's going to be a fair next month at the church in my neighborhood complete with kiddie rides and zeppoles. Right now that parking lot is occupied by trucks and craft trailers for a movie location shoot. They're filming the Mike Tyson biopic in Bloomfield because our town is the land that time forgot. ;)
	9:47am unpopularfred: @F₈F₈ (: FCC censors swearing in this comment board?!?!? God damn, that's some motherfuckin' candy-ass bullshit!!
	9:48am evan: why cover this song and strip it of the frantic intensity lol
	9:49am TerrDE: thanks, Hugo. Basically my friends description from the late 80s... must be because seized products are sold in shops so it funds the government somewhat
	9:49am evan: dax it up babey
	9:50am F₈F₈ (: That means you are THE chosen one, unpopularfred! Please swear on behalf of us, cos' we can't!
	9:51am unpopularfred: @F₈F₈ (: finally, some purpose to my life, fuck yeah!
	9:52am BAMstutz: The music is good.
	9:52am F₈F₈ (: Oh, wait. unpopularfred. Maybe you're posting from international waters. FCC has no juridiction over there.
	9:52am Roger: Great corn dog song by Proof of Utah - On a Stick soundcloud.com...
	9:53am Sam: I’ve never heard Wing’s speaking voice before!
	9:54am Heidee: Thanks for Nico 😘
	9:54am Androu B.: Good Morning -жеи & Freebirds! iBuenos Dias, F₈F₈, Handy, Webcui Enrique! Ugh! Slept over late due to a newfound relentless obsession over contributing to Secondhand Songs.In this case, looking over the many versions of "Life On Mars?", a masterpiece of musical mastery if ever such has been written by the Thin White Duke.
	9:54am Yes: ooo electro nico
	9:55am Hugo (NL): Sam: officially in the whole country it is not allowed to sell to non-NL-citizens.
	9:55am unpopularfred: @F₈F₈ (: nope, I'm a land-lubbin' son-of-a-bitch
	9:55am Sam: Wow thanks Hugo! I guess I’m never going back again then. That sucks.
	🚽 9:56am Webhamster Henry: @Handy: Intercourse the Penguin! <<< Monty Python Penguin on the TV Set sketch.
	9:56am F₈F₈ (: Thus spoke the Chosen One: unpopularfred
	9:56am chresti: Carnies and corndogs
	9:56am unpopularfred: (I'm actually getting uncomfortable with all this public cursing, it's quite unlike me)
	9:57am F₈F₈ (: Thus swore*
	9:57am Brian C.: I wonder if Nico ever had a corndog
	🚽 9:58am HyperDose: Hey Androu
	9:59am Androu B.: GM, HyperDose!
	9:59am F₈F₈ (: Hi, Androu B! We are here. Find us!
	10:00am Andrew Waterloo: You could tell Nico was a round because Corn Dogs wouldn't batter, and cotton candy wouldn't stick.
	10:00am Androu B.: Hey folks, I'm over here, FIND ME!
	10:00am Franco Twinkie: I can say this with all frankness, I don't think I've ever eaten more that three corndogs in my entire life.
	10:01am chresti: Roger!
	🚽 10:01am Handy Haversack: Vegetarian corn dog omelets. I have seen fields of paradise.
	10:01am Brendan: Marco
	🚽 10:02am HyperDose: Brave Little Toaster for life ❤️
	🚽 10:02am Handy Haversack: Instant request, Rachel Bo Bachel!
	10:02am chresti: Hi Androu B!
	10:03am cobradan: Oh the summer of 1997....
	10:03am Brendan: Marco
	10:03am Roger: Samples from The Brave Little Toaster www.youtube.com...
	10:03am chresti: Land of the Loops 🧡
	10:05am Brendan: Marco… Come on there’s gotta be somebody else in this pool. Find me.
	10:05am Andrew Waterloo: The Brave Little Toaster is so 90s.
	🚽 10:05am HyperDose: Brave Little Toaster was the only movie I'd watch as a kid. The story, character development, animation, soundtrack. Perfection.
	10:05am F₈F₈ (: "Where are we anyway?" . You are inside me.
	🚽 10:05am Webhamster Henry: It's an all request Wednesday!
	10:05am Androu B.: You know what tastes great with corndogs? Honey mustard...or sweet & sour sauce. Take your pick. GM, chresti!
	10:06am WelshRarebit: Brit here. What in the bloody hell is a corndog?
	10:06am Hugo (NL): is there already a 45@33 speed version of the rockabye baby version of Toxic?
	10:07am Gwendolyn Macrae: I may be mistaken but I thiiink the "please dont leave me" is from brave Little Toaster?
	🚽 10:07am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, Androu B.! WelshRarebit: It's a hot dog on a stick dipped in cornmeal batter and deep fried. A staple of fairs and the like here.
	10:07am Gwendolyn Macrae: Oh ool duh, someone already said it. My bad
	🚽 10:08am HyperDose: @WelshRarebit I guess the UK version would be a deep fried polenta sausage?
	🚽 10:08am Handy Haversack: I was waiting for that Fella Cederbaum track to turn into a Party Girls remix.
	10:08am Heidee: Ha ha
	10:09am WelshRarebit: Thanks Handy, Hyperdose That sounds good but I envisioned a vegan sausage alternative and now I’m kind of disappointed
	10:09am F₈F₈ (: WelshRarebit, A corndog is a special breed of edible dog. It's a very popular delicacy in Southern states.
	10:09am Max: greets, Ken!
	10:09am Androu B.: @WelshRarebit - It's a common delicacy sold in many a town fair here in the States. a wiener wrapped and deep-fried in cornbread.
	10:09am F₈F₈ (: Of course people in the USA will always deny corndogs aren't made from meat dog.
	10:10am Sam: You think it’s a cassette sound effect. It could be they’re broke and still using an old cassette player.
	10:11am TerrDE: Love is the Drug...they even give you footsteps first
	🚽 10:12am Handy Haversack: But those dogs are grown in vast fields all across the south, F₈F₈. Easily seen from the highways waving in the wind accompanied by cacophonous barking. Vegetarian corn dogs are mined, of course.
	10:12am Sam: Always play rock. Nothing beats rock.
	10:12am JG: The Boards of Canada are the best for degraded/obsolete/ nostalgic analog and electronic sounds. They never get played on FMU. You guys would dig them
	10:13am TerrDE: ? 1 round doesn't work.
	10:13am Sam: Except hip hop
	10:13am F₈F₈ (: I'm amazed FCC hasn't banned me yet from telling the uncomfortable truth about corndogs!
	10:14am Juli: Improv is amaze You gots this
	10:14am Sam: Andy’s the kind of guy who will say he’s playing scissors, and then actually DO it just to fuck with you.
	10:14am Brendan: Great show this morning, Ken. You’re on fire. You really came back from vacation totally recharged. Three hours of us should take care of that ( a three hour tour, a three hour tour)…
	10:15am TerrDE: The idea is to anticipate your opponents idea of what you are going to do, and counter it.
	10:15am Sam: Yeah Ken the reverse vasectomy has done wonders for you!
	10:16am Juli: TerrDE: Always lol
	10:16am JetBoy of Brooklyn: I agree - Ken, you are in fine form today. Love the show.
	10:16am F₈F₈ (: Handy, Yes! Just as shown in the "Dogspiracy: The Sustainability Secret of Corndogs" documentary.
	10:16am TerrDE: F0F0 if you're posting anything we're not seeing it. ITS the FCC
	10:16am Androu B.: @Brendan - I believe you may have given an emerging DJ here an idea for a radio show name.
	10:17am Ryansterlingvirtue: it's funny cuz i just got done teaching my russian classes.
	🚽 10:18am PaulRobeson1922: Hi hi hi
	10:19am Ryansterlingvirtue: Rough sunset - Hello! Who's there? Is this Luba-ba? Now a coffee Yesterday the sunset was very rough. Sore, sore my lips - Hello! Who's there? Is that Katya? Well, how was my dress there yesterday? Well lo lo lo sunset was very rough? My lips hurt - Hello! Who's there? Is that Luda? From a pe-pe-pedagogical institute? Yes? The sunset yesterday was very rough My lips hurt! - Yes? - Yes! Rough sunset December eighth But a favorite thing We will boldly
	10:20am brainiac: Checking in to congratulate Ken on his reverse vasectomy and best wishes on expanding his family!
	10:20am Ryansterlingvirtue: and I got my tickets for IC3PEAK. Ken better be there!
	10:20am Good Samaritan: TerrDE, Thanks for letting me know. I'm gonna post undercover under this username until the FCC inspector goes away.
	10:21am Androu B.: GM and welcome, Ryansterlingvirtue!
	10:22am Androu B.: GM, PR1922!
	10:22am JetBoy of Brooklyn: @brainiac - those are nice wishes but actually it was a double-reverse vasectomy
	10:23am tom tom the pipers son: last two tunes have been the best irritainment i've heard in a while...
	10:23am TerrDE: mmm, that's as deadpan as my post , touche!
	10:23am Sam: Stick with paper, Ken. Andy says he’s doing scissors, so you would do rock, then he would actually do paper to win. But he knows you would think of that and expect him to do paper, meaning you would choose scissors. So he’s definitely going with rock to beat your scissors. Therefore, since he’s definitely doing rock, you do paper, guaranteed win.
	10:23am Androu B.: A double-reverse vasectomy with a gainer twist, @JetBoy.
	10:23am Listener Sean in Long Valley: Another challenging and worthy show, Station Manager Ken. Listening is making me feel like a subversive here among the Trump signs in rural Delaware. Praise be!
	10:24am Ochre Ogre: Guten corn dog Ken and Kenners!
	🚽 10:24am HyperDose: There you go vegans lol
	10:24am brainiac: The double reverse usually results in the ball-carrier getting confused and scoring a touchdown for the other team, IIRC.
	🚽 10:25am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, -жеи. The Dutchess County Fair is this week up here. The corn weenies must be at peak ripeness.
	10:25am TerrDE: Sams, right ! But , fool him and do it Southern style and do DYNAMITE
	🚽 10:25am Handy Haversack: These comments are triggering me. I am just going to nip out and get two more vasectomies. For safety's sake.
	10:26am queems: def thought this was that bird who sings mixed into some other song
	10:26am coelacanth: but what kind of air is it? is it good air? is it free running air? is it organic?
	10:27am Good Samaritan: Very good show I must say! No profanities, no obscenities, no indecencies, no vulgarities. You have done a fantastic job, FCC! You can go home now.
	10:27am chresti: hot air
	10:27am Sam: Handy you should get one vasectomy for each kid you don’t want to have. I’m up to 14.
	🚽 10:28am The Butterman: P-Funk, uncut funk. The bomb! Un-cut funk? No vasectomy funk. Gotta propagate the funk!
	10:28am Yes: 😎
	🚽 10:28am HyperDose: YASSSSSS STAYSH!!!
	10:28am chresti: @coel
	10:28am Androu B.: I'll follow Handy's lead for some breakfast. important meal of the day, y'know. ...right after listening through this bangin' Funkdelic tune.
	10:28am coelacanth: oh never mind then chresti, i'm already full of hot air
	10:29am brainiac: I told my vasectomy doctor to just take a little off the top
	10:30am F₈F₈ (: So who's getting vasectomised live on air on Seven Second delay? I missed that bit.
	10:30am TerrDE: Caught them at the Grand in Wilmington, still fun !
	10:31am (Murakami Whywolf))): -жеи: If you want McGroovy to write you a good tubal ligation joke, take the pressure off him, stop egging him on.
	🚽 10:31am PaulRobeson1922: GMGM, Androu B!
	🚽 10:31am Handy Haversack: I would totally eat Deep Fried Air. That looks amazing. I just would not go to Texas to get it. brainiac, did you hear about the mohel who stopped charging for his services? He only takes tips!
	10:32am Androu B.: I barely remember this movie. Funny thing is, Busey was on Harry P.'s Funhouse chatboard this past Sunday...allegedly.
	10:32am Ochre Ogre: Wonder if there's a corndog made with organic corn?
	10:33am brainiac: @Handy: rimshot 🥁
	🚽 10:33am Krys O.: Vegan corn dawg recipe: makeitdairyfree.com...
	10:33am Sam: Whoever plays scissors gets the vasectomy. High stakes!
	10:33am F₈F₈ (: Very good, Ken. Continuing the tradition of playing the Mothers once every 5 years.
	10:34am TerrDE: if your'e a Zappa fan go hear Dweezle. He's keeping it going
	10:34am Ochre Ogre: Handy- Lol!
	10:35am Androu B.: @TerrDE - So is Ahmet! He's on tour now!
	🚽 10:36am Krys O.: So I just recently watched Foxes, the 1980 Adrian Lyne film with Jodie Foster, Sally Kellerman, Cheri Churrie, et al. It was an interesting time capsule of L.A. circa 1979. Didn't realize until now that Jodie also made Carny in the same year. Not sure I want to see it though. I love Freaks.
	10:36am Androu B.: Initiations can be kooky!
	10:36am (((Murakami Whywolf): 'London Transit have announced that they will soon meet with a group representing dissatisfied Underground workers; the Tubal legation are expected to present their demands Thursday. Next, the shipping forecast.'
	10:36am Sam: Fried snow is big up in Montreal. You dunk it in your coffee.
	10:36am brainiac: Happy Family by The Ramones would be fitting in this space
	10:37am brainiac: youtu.be...
	10:37am Mi-rgod: ...also The Zappa Band is ripping it up. Seen them twice recently, once opening for King Crimson which ranks pretty highly on my all-timer show list.
	10:38am Sam: Mmmmmm, citrus
	10:39am psyNs: I grew up in Citrus Co. Fla…
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1922: Dump all yer burnt garbage in the old well. No regulations. What’s the worst that could happen
	10:39am (Murakami Whywolf))): i'm always struck by the sheer _earnestness_ of "Hungry Freaks Daddy", in some ways I prefer it to the icon of cynicism Zappa would become.
	10:39am brainiac: Buddy Max sounds like he came from Chicago
	10:39am Sam: Communist citrus sounds delicious
	10:39am DoberBoy: Having the guitar in the background makes him seem to be a person with a non-threatening folksy integrity.
	10:40am Ochre Ogre: brainiac- Or, 'Happy Family' by King Crimson. Might be too Prog for Ken though.
	10:40am yippie: just read about the mount laurel cases to see how racist it is to have zoning laws to prevent big apartment buildings in Jersey suburbs
	10:40am Roberto: I can see why he's not known as the Spoken Word Flea Market Cowboy.
	10:40am Androu B.: Let us know when you finally get the hint, "Singing Flea Market Cowboy".
	10:41am (Murakami Whywolf))): 'How _dare_they prevent my keeping an Olympic-sized sewage pool on _muh_ land!'
	10:41am Crownless Gander: I love the way this guy says permit.
	10:41am brainiac: That slice of pickle pizza in the upper right of the The Berlin Wall Must Be Torn Down In America is triggering me
	10:41am Sam: No! It’s not your land! No private property!
	10:41am peter: Who is this idiot?
	🚽 10:41am Handy Haversack: Pretty good argument for communism so far.
	10:42am queems: i love this song
	🚽 10:42am Krys O.: Can this be autotuned?
	10:42am Crownless Gander: He has confused fascism with communism.
	10:42am Sam: Why in the fuck should we tolerate illegal tool sheds all over our communities? This guy is in-American.
	10:42am F₈F₈ (: Is Indiana food legal?
	10:42am Brendan: Good luck putting all of this on a bumper sticker
	10:42am Roberto: My irony detector is receiving faint signals, but I suspect this is 100% sincere.
	10:42am Androu B.: @peter - Just a fugitive from the funny farm. Just mug through it.
	10:43am Bernardo: Yeeesh How long is this? Lol Krys O it needs something!
	10:43am TerrDE: Androu B. What's Amet doing ? Are they still astranged
	10:43am Sam: Oh so the government can’t put a brick wall in front of you but you can put up illegal brick walls all over your property?!
	10:43am Ochre Ogre: "Makes me feel ashamed to live in a land where justice is a game." Bob Dylan
	10:43am Little Danny: there used to be a singing cowboy at the flea market outside of kyle texas i wonder if they all knew each other
	🚽 10:43am Handy Haversack: Let's discuss over a six-pack of Caramel Corn Ale, F₈F₈.
	🚽 10:43am The Butterman: Michael Gorbachev, tear down this corn weenie.
	10:43am brainiac: That's type-pickle Indiana, for ya
	10:44am Little Danny: lol butterman
	10:44am (Murakami Whywolf))): 'How dare they stop my irrumatio-based form of psychotherapy!'
	10:44am Sam: Everyone in Florida is angry and miserable
	10:45am Androu B.: TerrDE, he performed in Asbury Park earlier this year, that's all I know.
	10:45am brainiac: And thus: Meth
	10:46am evan: this rocks
	10:46am Androu B.: OPEN WIDE!
	10:46am SSS: Because every idea is discussion worthy, just as is every sperm deserves person hood.
	10:46am Ochre Ogre: Sam- Maybe because FLA is turning red from purple?
	10:46am (((Murakami Whywolf): When the Whisky Rebellion broke-out, Washington sent troops and hangmen. I'll give him this: very few True Merkin Patriots call for a National Health along with an end to all zoning regulations and licensure laws.
	🚽 10:47am PaulRobeson1922: Mr.Butterman, tear this ol’ building down!
	10:47am TerrDE: Free Lake Okeechobee
	10:47am luka: ROCK OVER LONDON
	10:47am F₈F₈ (: Handy Haversack, I just wanna know if they use M&M's as beans in their food.
	10:48am SSS: Vindaloo died for you!
	10:48am Dean: Houdini was an eschatologist?
	10:48am FletcherNYC: Wesley Willis backing track??
	10:48am (Murakami Whywolf))): Is this the same guy who told the story of how he got his birthmark excised in Korea for eighty[?] bucks?
	🚽 10:48am D Rok: The English Wesley Willis?
	10:48am Kurty: Who is this wesley willis imposter
	10:48am brainiac: Howl In The Typewriter covering Wesley Willis?
	10:48am Ochre Ogre: SSS- Oh yikes, the murders I've committed.
	🚽 10:48am The Butterman: PaulRobeson, might you possess a left-handed monkey wrench?
	10:48am F₈F₈ (: Not even Harry Houdini couldn't escape from this song.
	10:48am Sam: I would start buying property in southern Georgia. Once Florida is under water that’s where the hottest beachfront property will be.
	10:49am ledzeppelinsucks: I saw Wessley Willis in San Francisco.
	🚽 10:49am ifeelfatnsassy: So this is actually a tribute to both Houdini and Wesley Willis?
	10:49am gerg: I would only be a liar if I didn't think this sounded like a Built To Spill song
	10:50am brainiac: I was hugged and head butted by Wesley Willis. It was terrifying
	10:50am F₈F₈ (: Sam, "A Florida aquaman...".
	10:50am luka: is this “accidental racist”
	10:51am Listener Bop Monroe: greetings from Jimmie Hoffa's grave! yeeha! can't find me!!!!
	🚽 10:51am ifeelfatnsassy: The album says that the full title is "Harry Houdini (for Wesley Willis)"
	10:51am Androu B.: @luka - Since you mention it, here's something to sink your ears into: https://archive.org/details/1987-07-29-wxrt-fm-chicago-aircheck-rock-over-london-60min
	10:51am Sam: He’s the green in Irish spring soap
	10:51am Brendan: One of my dogs is a hairy Houdini. She can wiggle out of most dog harnesses.
	10:51am Thin Slice: Starred
	10:52am JetBoy of Brooklyn: This Hoffa song gets me every time. So sad.
	10:52am Listener Bop Monroe: pink slime!!!
	10:52am Ochre Ogre: Howl In The Typewriter was once in Allen Ginberg's typewriter.
	10:52am F₈F₈ (: You need to offer me more than a quarter to help you find Jimmy Hoffa, sir.
	10:53am TerrDE: three words.: Barrel Lake Mead...soon to be seen
	10:53am (((Murakami Whywolf): Speaking of Zappa, I like this song, but it also brings to mind "Broken Hearts are for Assholes".
	10:53am unpopularfred: This Hoffa song makes quite a statement about the state of food inspection in this country
	10:53am luka: @Androu there was a time when wrxt was a semi-decent station. that was loooong ago.
	10:53am brainiac: Instant request!
	10:53am luka: most cursed request ever
	10:54am Dean: "The Starbucks down on Main..." Oh, that Starbucks.
	10:54am Bernardo: WHAT IS HAPPENING
	🚽 10:54am Handy Haversack: Oh, luka, what have you done to us, pal?
	🚽 10:54am The Butterman: That is blatant advertising-mentioning a Wendy’s Dave’s Deluxe. Plus how the heck can human meat be called bacon? You’d have to call it human bacon to differentiate it from pig bacon. Jeez. Now Starbucks in this song? No corporate sponsorship my ass.
	10:54am queems: ohhhh this one
	10:55am nathan: thanks for playing the hits today, Ken
	10:55am brainiac: This is why we need downvotes
	🚽 10:55am -жеи: Yeah Luka.. thanks for NOTHIN!
	10:55am Bernardo: I gotta switch streams somebody wake me up when Brad Paisley is OVER.
	10:55am Yes: Holy shit this is real?
	10:55am evan: now that's songwriting
	10:55am Sean: Never heard this song, was just taught the controversy.
	10:55am Ochre Ogre: Hi F0F0, would you take 4 bits, (two quarters)?
	10:55am spacecadet: oh god. I forgot about this. Thought I was just stroking out for a second.
	10:55am nathan: @Yes just wait, it gets better
	10:55am luka: don’t let em take your charlie daniels band tapes
	10:56am spacecadet: wait till you hear the guest artist folks
	10:56am Erin in TO: This song is so hilariously upsetting
	10:56am JetBoy of Brooklyn: So how did this song come out for him? I gotta say - holy shit.
	10:56am cuspidor: come on, cool James
	10:56am Dean: This track's ripe for a mash-up. Hoo boy.
	🚽 10:56am The Butterman: I hope Brad Paisley will remember, southern man don’t need him around anyhow.
	10:56am Crownless Gander: "We're" still paying. OMG.
	10:57am bluecharlie: 😦
	10:57am cobradan: Oh LL...how the mighty have fallen.
	10:57am TerrDE: Google says the Zappa kids have reconciled ! I didn't get the memo
	10:57am spacecadet: OH GOD THE LL COOL J PART IS EVEN WORSE THAN I REMEMBER. "NEW FANGLED JANGLED"
	10:57am Sam: This song is surprisingly honest, love it
	10:57am Listener Bop Monroe: outtas here. bye.
	10:57am F₈F₈ (: Ochre Ogre, Deal! Gimme the shovel. You say DIG and I say how deep.
	10:57am Marie: Just tuning in--OMG--Hey Ken! Hey All!
	10:57am Hubig Pie: My pants are saggin' everytime I try to lift heavy things.
	10:57am Bernardo: Why how could LL Cool J ever agree to this ?
	10:58am queems: LOLLL I CAN'T
	10:58am Rando1: Good thing in the decade since this song, a good chunk of people decided to dispose of their accidental racism... in favor of classic blatant racism
	10:58am bluecharlie: I'm standing in the kitchen asking my wife did you change WFMU. They would never do this to me. 😂😱
	🚽 10:58am -жеи: Yeah the amazing thing about this song is that the LL Cool J part is almost more regressive than the Brad Paisley part.
	10:58am PKNY: "You can't rewrite history, baby!" True indeed!
	10:58am evan: incredibly awful song
	10:58am brainiac: I going out and putting pickles on my pizza.
	10:58am Bernardo: RIP Robert e Lee!????
	10:59am Bernardo: I need a cigarette after that song
	🚽 10:59am Handy Haversack: Each more regressive than the last. I just think they "accidental" part is not the part they think is accidental.
	10:59am JetBoy of Brooklyn: No one liked New Racism. They demanded the return of Racism Classic.
	10:59am nathan: the do-rag/red-flag line gets me every time
	10:59am Annette: Brad Paisley ❤️🌹
	10:59am bluecharlie: The triple start...please help me!
	10:59am Yes: The coffee is hitting
	🚽 10:59am PigeonsAndRust: Can somebody please write the answer song "Accidental Fascist" ? I have faith that the talent is on this board
	11:00am Dean: Some even prefer Racism Zero.
	11:00am Sam: We need a lot more songs like that, people from different backgrounds confronting the painful past head on in all its awkwardness
	11:00am (Murakami Whywolf))): I like this song; then again, I never had any trouble understanding _exactly_ what Ed Wood or Wesley "Creation of the Humanoids" Barry was trying to say, or approving of it, no matter how ineptly done. In any event, I'd rather hear this ten times than "Ebony and Ivory" once.
	11:00am TerrDE: I blame NASCAR for racism
	11:00am brainiac: @-жеи: Keep doing a good show
	11:01am Dean: You can't spell racism without NASCAR. Can you?
	🚽 11:01am PigeonsAndRust: Amen @ Murakami
	🚽 11:01am David (in London): Afternoon Station Manager Ken. Ahoy all fruitloops here gathered.
	11:02am Bernardo: This song hurts too. I’m having chest pain’s
	11:02am Brendan: @PigeonsandRust, I’m working on a countrified first verse…. ‘Say what you want about Hitler, but that man loved puppy dogs.’ That’s all I got so far
	11:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): Dean: You can, but there _is_ a _lot_ of overlap.
	11:03am Erin in TO: Can we please get some Toxic remixes or covers to wash the last few songs out of our mouths and minds?
	11:03am Rando1: But when they try to overlap they crash into the bend
	11:03am TerrDE: Sir , I think your confuse Establishment w Liberal
	11:03am brainiac: I agree with Erin
	11:03am Bernardo: Hear hear!
	11:04am Sam: Oh come on people stop being squeamish and take your Ken medicine
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: Fire up the pizza oven, Bernardo. We're gonna need comfort food.
	11:04am F₈F₈ (: Welcome, Sir David (in London)!
	11:04am Bernardo: Find me I’m Here. Find me
	11:04am JetBoy of Brooklyn: @Brendon - I just sang your line. Works better without puppy. Then I pictured me singing something like that at an open mic.
	11:04am Ochre Ogre: I Lubricate my AR15 With Liberal Tears, seen on a T shirt at a county fair. Guy looked like he could eat 10 corn dogs.
	11:04am Marie: If you think about it, Ken is kind of a a shock jock, an FMU shock jock, that is
	11:04am Bernardo: I’ll go split some logs Handy! Maybe that will make me feel better
	11:04am Sam: I think you gotta follow this with Piece of hot meat for you
	11:04am Jeezuseffinchrist: wait this guy thinks Hank Williams would have supported christofascists?
	11:05am spacecadet: where did you even find this one
	11:05am peter: Haha remember when we thought mcan/palin was as bad as it got?
	11:05am (((Murakami Whywolf): See Thomas Frank's "The Conquest of Cool" for the story of the marketing of consumer goods and reactionary politics as the rebellious stuff of 'mavericks'. The singer is implying that McCain's very generous wife was not his friend.
	11:05am brainiac: oh, christalmighty
	11:05am Erin in TO: I'm assuming Flat Earth Man is on the way after this, just to keep on theme
	11:05am JetBoy of Brooklyn: @Ochre - what an idiot! Liberal tears are salty, will rust up the AR-15 when he needs it to shoot liberals!
	11:05am Yes: :)
	11:05am spacecadet: @peter those were the days...
	11:05am Ochre Ogre: Oh Jesus, where's my pants?
	11:06am Yes: I’ve missed being here live
	11:06am ButtWeenies: Good lord I hated that
	11:06am nathan: @Brendan if you don't judge my yarmulke / I won't judge your swastika
	11:07am Sam: I wash my tofu weenies with conservative tears
	🚽 11:07am PaulRobeson1922: Freebird! Freeebird!!
	11:07am Bernardo: Oh Nathan 😬 keep going. 😬
	🚽 11:07am AnAnonymousParty: Well, what's more disturbing, awakening to find you pooped in the bed, or discovering poop in the bed that is not yours?
	11:08am Dean: I smell a marketing grand slam: bottles of Liberal Tears.
	11:08am ButtWeenies: If you don’t judge my child porn I won’t judge your creamed corn
	11:08am Ochre Ogre: peter- I remember. Palin's way of talk kinda paved the for the for the Orange Reptile.
	11:08am TerrDE: Hey , that's a Kevin Meanie bit, Diarrhea Lady
	11:08am Brendan: @Jet Boy of Brooklyn, Should work for open mic. Just identify two fire exits before you begin. Some people just aren’t ready for country prog.
	11:08am Erin in TO: @AnAnonymousParty - I think mystery poop is def way worse
	11:09am brainiac: Only diarrhea lady can save us now
	11:09am (Murakami Whywolf))): Brendan: You could mention the Nazi crackdown on pædophile Catholic priests. (Of course, it was more because they hated competing, autocratic, institutions than anything else.)
	11:09am F₈F₈ (: AAP, Or awakening to find out you are actually a poop, that dreamt of being human.
	11:09am ?: Corn-u-cope-ee-ah
	11:10am Marie: Some pirate djs should hijack one of those big country stations in a conservative part of the country and play music like this for a few hours
	🚽 11:10am David (in London): Or that someone's cut the head of your prized poop and put it in your bed as a warning. No, hang on a minute, that can't be right..?
	11:10am Dean: Anybody here read Klaus Theweleit's two-volume Male Fantasies?
	11:10am ?: Don't forget to rotate your ferris wheels twice a year.
	11:10am Marie: They'de prolly be shot dead. Good plot for a short movie?
	11:11am coelacanth∅: there's a yo la tengo song with this exact fake percussion rhythm
	11:11am Brendan: (Murakami Whywolf))) They were really protective of the Hitler youth
	11:11am (((Murakami Whywolf): TerrDE: If you're right-wing enough, just about everything else is at least 'liberal', and more usually 'Commienist!'.
	11:11am Sam: What if it’s someone else’s poop, but that someone else is Sophia Vergara, cuz she’s in the bed with you? That’s way better than your own poop.
	11:11am Ochre Ogre: 'Paved the way' I should read read my comment before and after science posting.
	11:11am courtneynoir: Officially made my day just now with Cold Song
	11:11am Heidee: Brilliant artist, Klaus Nomi, R.I.P.
	11:12am DoberBoy: I'd invest in bottled LibTears if it contained a little bit of bleach.
	🚽 11:12am Webhamster Henry: I was just thinking, Nico... can Klaus Nomi be far behind?
	11:12am Dean: https://dailyhistory.org/Klaus_Theweleit%E2%80%99s_Male_Fantasies_vol_1:_Men_and_Women
	🚽 11:12am -жеи: Does Klaus Nomi make up for Brad Paisley and LL Cool J? Asking for a friend
	11:13am Marie: There are certain fish that live in frigid waters and move very slowly
	11:13am Sam: You might need to add a dash of Laibach
	11:13am Brendan: @Ken. Do you still have the snow day kid track? (Brrrrr…..)
	11:13am Hubig Pie: Who is your fav Klaus ? Nomi, Kinski, Fuchs ?
	11:14am Marie: @Ken--I don't know. Depends on what is in your heart
	🚽 11:14am Krys O.: Klaus is helping to drown out the Guns 'n' Roses that is being played in the production department at work.
	11:14am ?: Herr Tonic
	11:14am courtneynoir: Not sure if anything can make up for Brad Paisley but I guess Klaus is a step in the right direction for my healing journey
	11:14am Jessie: @Ken--No!! I think some prog rock would make up for Paisley/LL Cool J.
	11:15am TerrDE: My friend Ed lived where he could hear him practice. Ive forgotten +or -
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Hubig, or Dinger. But as once agreed, don't stand so Klaus Nomi.
	11:15am Marie: I think the most transgressive thing Ken could play would be a Catholic mass service
	11:15am F₈F₈ (: I don't know, Ken. But definitely the "Let me, let me Freeze again to death!" bit from Nomi's song is more uplifting than the whole Accidental Racist .
	11:15am Dean: Schubert makes up for all occasional playlist lapses.
	11:15am Brendan: Never mind, all is forgiven.
	11:15am Bernardo: Maybe a good black panther or anti fascist speech would drown out the Brad paisley hangover
	11:16am queems: YESSSSSSSS JINGLE CATS
	11:16am Androu B.: @Hubig: Von Bulow, a load of laughs at interrogations!
	11:16am F₈F₈ (: Jingle Cats to the rescue!!
	11:16am Sam: Bugs Bunny does the best Ave Maria
	🚽 11:16am Handy Haversack: Good, David, I was going to make a Godfather point there. Runzas to the rescue!
	11:17am Dean: aka Ave Maria Felix
	11:17am timinoak: I love you, WFMU.
	🚽 11:17am David (in London): Handles, Runzas ho! Give 'em a swing of the old halberd just to keep them on their toes...
	11:18am TerrDE: Its MISTER Aker Bilk !
	11:18am ?: I'm the operator with my coffee percolator
	11:18am coelacanth∅: the beatlebarkers could do better
	11:18am disco_nap_: We were so naive and we didn't even know it...
	11:18am Ochre Ogre: Hubig Pie- Kinski is on my favorite list, crazy bastard though.
	11:19am Androu B.: sniff Jingle Cats' "Ave Maria" always reminds me of my little 8-ball, RIP.
	11:19am Listener Terry: Hey Ken , having just watched a doc on “Trad Jazz” in Britain, I’m pretty sure that Acker rhymes with hacker.
	11:20am yippie: they should change the name to midgets stadium
	🚽 11:20am David (in London): A Hoffa body? Or even a whole one. I'll get my coat.
	11:20am Sam: He’s buried on Uncle Pat’s farm upstate
	11:20am Hubig Pie: Met Life stadium , yo
	🚽 11:21am David (in London): Yo Androu.
	11:22am Androu B.: Greetings, Sir David of London! How goest in the Big Smoke?
	11:22am F₈F₈ (: Jimmy Hoffa not to be confused with Hoffa Man Hoffa Biscuit
	🚽 11:22am Krys O.: What? Hugh passed away?
	🚽 11:23am Krys O.: Oh, no. So very sad about this.
	🚽 11:23am dakfinch: Still reeling over DJ Jesuspants remix/mash up with Lady Dia. 10th appearance of DJ Jesuspants on FMU - that's enough for an album.
	🚽 11:23am David (in London): Androu, all is rolling along pretty well in the Smoke thankee. How's yerself? I'll get FoFo's coat.
	🚽 11:24am AnAnonymousParty: Looks like Buddy Max just reminded us of how long the bullshit has been festering.
	11:24am brainiac: God bless Hugh, RIP
	🚽 11:24am Handy Haversack: RIP, Hugh. Thanks for all.
	11:24am yippie: how many inches tall is the best height to make each level in a record shelf?
	11:24am Ochre Ogre: A bold chap Hugh, RIP!
	11:24am (Murakami Whywolf))): Brendan: I heard that if an Hitler-Jugend leader were caught interfering with a boy, had a low-enough Party number, they would just tell him to stop and do nothing else. After all, Christian morality was ultimately just a Semitic excrescence imposed on the Germanic peoples, I guess by the Space Masons.
	11:25am Bernardo: RIP Hugh and Robert E Lee.
	11:25am Androu B.: Rolling along rather well, David.
	🚽 11:25am Krys O.: Hugh wears a WFMU t-shirt in the montage on this obit: www.ryanfuneralhome.com...
	11:26am Marie: I knew a guy who removed asbestos for a living. He was a big drinker, nice guy, kinda living on the edge. I think he was like a temporary worker and didn't even get paid all that much for a potentially deadly task
	11:27am yippie: last night I heard a live track where Zappa got Flo and Eddie to sing I wanna hold your hand
	11:28am coelacanth∅: rest in peace Hugh.
	11:28am brainiac: Is it too late to request a little TRAGEDY this morning? I'm huddled in the corner over here.
	11:28am Marie: Sounds like Ken is consulting his notes
	11:28am TerrDE: In all seriousness I'd like to hear the remastered "Nightmare" for great clarinet. Its like hearing Jimmy Page if he had Jeff Beck's control only better, covering King Crimson.
	11:28am yippie: I think it was an encore
	11:28am Jessie: Guitarist Shlomo Mizrachi is known as the Israeli Jimi Hendrix for his guitar-playing skills.
	11:29am Feldy: Man those cats can really sing
	11:29am Androu B.: RIP Hugh, and thanks for being part of the WFMU listenership.
	11:29am unpopularfred: oh, no
	11:30am TerrDE: Its a cat on piano as well
	🚽 11:30am Handy Haversack: Ahhh. This should get brainac back on his feet!
	🚽 11:30am David (in London): Israeli Jimi Hendrix? I'm holding out for the Syrian Acker Bilk. And Wing. Oh yes. For Wing.
	11:30am (Murakami Whywolf))): I'm not _proud_ of having seen some pornographic movie or another that intercut a sex-scene with shots of a clown-head getting water shot into it to inflate a balloon, but neither am I particularly ashamed. I _am_ bothered by not being sure of which one, I think it might have been the {Gerry Damiano}/{Andrea True} movie "Meatball", but I'm not sure.
	11:30am Marie: Thank you for this Ken, seriously
	11:30am F₈F₈ (: Is this Wing or a cat singing solo?
	🚽 11:31am The Butterman: You, Ken, are the wind beneath my Wing.
	11:31am BillyLundun: Loving these jingle cat delux remixes
	11:31am Ochre Ogre: Krys O, thanks! The Skyway T shirt.
	11:31am Marie: @TerrDE--lol
	11:32am courtneynoir: The doggies are really goin nuts now
	11:32am Sam: That one cat sounds amazingly human. That must be the Wing one.
	11:32am Dean: Is she singing, "Happy New Year"?
	11:32am F₈F₈ (: Feldy, Not only them cats can sing. They also produced and arranged their own album.
	🚽 11:32am Krys O.: I was connected to Hugh on social media and he always had kind words for the station.
	11:32am Androu B.: Surprisingly, Wing does justice to this Herman Cohen tune.
	🚽 11:33am David (in London): Even by Wing's normal standards, this is exceptional.
	11:33am trailrunnah: Which one is the cat?
	11:33am chresti: Hollay loo ya
	11:33am unpopularfred: at least the cats are in time
	11:33am coelacanth∅: better than most versions
	11:33am brainiac: I just checked, and I don't have this WING cut (yet). Thanks, SMK
	11:34am Ochre Ogre: Maybe it's Nora the piano playing cat in Camden, NJ.
	11:34am Sam: Oh man I thought that was going right into “In love with her doctor” in Scandascravian.
	11:34am Marie: It's like Ken's greatest hits--I think you have now made up for the Brad Paisley
	11:34am queems: holy shit
	11:34am BillyLundun: Strokin!
	11:34am (Murakami Whywolf))): Marie: I can put-up-with someone who sincerely, though mistakenly, believes that the Market were the best we can do, but the low wages and dangerous conditions for that asbestos-remover and people like him make people who _worship_ the Market intolerable.
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: But -- but -- stroking is banned in Boston! And so is "Strokin'"!
	11:34am steveo: ALL THE HITS ALL THE TIME
	11:35am Feldy: @F₈F₈ (, as far as I can find, the cats were individually uncredited for their effort
	11:35am dana: What a wacky mash up
	11:35am Sam: The accidental stroker
	🚽 11:35am David (in London): Stroker Bilk.
	11:35am (Murakami Whywolf))): Is that blockhead pretending to be Desi, a fakir maybe?
	11:36am Marie: @Murakami--yeah, I hear ya'--all of that has occurred and will occur is like a tragedy on an epic scale. Exploitation
	11:36am MrDeb: Wow. Amazing song. Glad to be back in town and within FMU range.
	11:36am brainiac: Christmas is right around the corner, people. www.discogs.com...
	11:36am Hubig Pie: DiL, I don't think Mr. Bilk got much attention here, but I could be wrong
	11:37am (((Murakami Whywolf): Mary-Anne walked away from my strokin'. Damn. I should have stuck to feelin', and not tried for more.
	11:37am Dean: https://classunity.org/2022/06/11/what-is-the-relationship-between-class-and-the-left/
	11:37am BillyLundun: The movie session 9 has lots of asbestos for the true fan of dangerous airborne minerals
	11:37am Sam: Evetytime Einstein masturbated it was a stroke of genius
	11:38am F₈F₈ (: I have checked both the Merriam-Webster and the Oxford dictionaries and I still don't understand what Woo means in "I stroke it with my..woo!". Can a native English speaker care to explain its meaning to me?
	🚽 11:38am David (in London): Brainiac, Wing singing Silent Night is surely the missing piece of the festive jigsaw puzzle. I'm in.
	🚽 11:38am HyperDose: This sounds like a Muck Sticky song
	11:38am brainiac: @David: Visions of sugarplums and all that.
	11:39am F₈F₈ (: Gus Engelhumperdinck!
	11:39am Sam: Fofo, woo means to court or seduce.
	🚽 11:39am PigeonsAndRust: The ultimate asbestos movie is "It's A Wonderful Life" It was filmed on a soundstage in Hollywood in July and all the snow on the streets of Bedford Falls is white asbestos. (Cotton would be dangerously flammable around the klieg lights, so it was the safer alternative!)
	11:39am Marie: All of that worship the market, extremist version 1.0, was really pushed in the 80s and it was all very strategic--to relax regulations and brainwash people. Then there's longstanding and absurd link between capitalism and christianity--American style
	11:40am (Murakami Whywolf))): Actually, that blockhead looks a lot like Richard Feynman in younger days. I think he _might_ have tried to learn that stuff, but my guess is that he would have stayed away from it.
	🚽 11:40am DjLorraine: High Curtis - RIP Thanks for the kitten palate cleanse
	🚽 11:40am Handy Haversack: McGroove! Nailed it!
	11:40am brainiac: Nice one, McGroovy!
	11:40am F₈F₈ (: Sam, "I even stroke it with my...court!".
	11:41am BillyLundun: @Pigeon oh yeah! I remeber hearing about the absbestos snow! I think you could also get it for home xmas trees.
	11:41am Ochre Ogre: Andy Breckman has that Strokin mashup on a loop in his (masturbatorium?.)
	11:41am Marie: @Pigeons and Rust--really? Wow!
	11:41am Brendan: @(Murakami Whywolf))) Maybe the whole pedo thing was introduced into Christianity by the Romans. Just conjecture, but right or wrong it’s fun trashing Nazis or others with intentions of world domination…
	11:42am Marie: I love this
	🚽 11:42am -жеи: How about that vasectomy joke everybody?! Wasnt it great?! Funny too. Good job McGROOVEY!!
	11:43am Sam: Now you’re getting it F8f8! Instead of saying “See you on court!” you can say “See you in woo!” Or as a poem: It’s you I’m going to sue I shall see you in… Woooo!!
	11:43am eileen_tooth: Hi
	11:43am Polly.: great joke! it made a vas deferens !
	11:44am Marie: That joke really snipped my funny bone... ouch
	🚽 11:45am HyperDose: @Polly That's a lovely pie you've got there. Does it talk?
	11:45am Hugo (NL): @ brainiac: excellent research on the Wing-song. thanks
	11:45am F₈F₈ (: Sam, Awesome! "I'm going to the tennis...woo!"
	11:46am brainiac: I'm pretty sure Iggy approves of Mark Arm's interpretation of his classic.
	🚽 11:46am David (in London): stands to salute Ron
	11:47am Polly.: @Hyperdose - unfortunately it's a silent pie - it would be nice if it could talk though!
	11:47am Bernardo: I got a vasectomy because I didn’t want to have kids…but when I came back home they were still there. Oooooooo
	🚽 11:47am Rich in Washington: Ron Ashton and Thurston Moore on git-fiddles here.
	🚽 11:47am DjLorraine: Standing ovation (ovulation) here for McGroovey
	🚽 11:47am -жеи: SO much better than Ewen McGregor's vocal, whioch is what is in the movie / soundtrack version
	11:47am F₈F₈ (: I missed McGroovey's vasectomy joke! Did it cut it?
	11:48am Ochre Ogre: brainiac- Bet Iggy loved it.
	🚽 11:48am -жеи: Yes f0f0, it made the cut!
	11:48am Bernardo: Actors shouldn’t sing.
	🚽 11:49am David (in London): Unless they're Richard Harris.
	🚽 11:49am Handy Haversack: Though every time there's a reverse vasectomy joke I want to get another vasectomy. I think it's like multiplying negative numbers.
	11:49am coelacanth∅: Bernardo haha!
	11:49am Ochre Ogre: Or William Shatner.
	11:50am Androu B.: @Bernardo - Wait until you get a chance to hear Goldie Hawn sing. You'd be shocked and amazed!
	11:50am Hubig Pie: Bernardo's vas. joke was funny, but where the hell is the McGroovey joke ? I've been denied this pleasure
	11:51am Phillip: I nodded off did Ken Say what's for dinner at "dinner at andys" tonight???
	11:52am F₈F₈ (: Hubig Pie, I'm with you. We were blocked off from enjoying it. Could somebody please shoot his joke load for us?
	11:52am (Murakami Whywolf))): Brendan: I was thinking that the Nazis would actually be sceptical of the _official_ Christian position on molestation. I'm pretty sure Röhm had a speculation or two about the morés of the pre-Christian 'Germans' he had handy to bring-out as he was getting a young friend drunk. I guess I'm thinking it was like corruption: the Nazis claimed to be against it, but an authoritarian state and Party with lots of people capable of ordering fubctionaries, imprisonment, or death made it inevitable.
	🚽 11:53am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken and board folks!
	11:53am nathan: loooove this Hermans track
	11:53am Dean: Guy goes to his doctor for a castration procedure. Doctor tells him he can't perform the surgery unless the guy is absolutely certain. "I've thought about this a long time, doc. I'm certain." In the recovery room the guy wakes up next to another male patient. Guy asks him, "What are you here for?" "My wife and I figured we don't want more kids, so I got a vasectomy." "That's the word!"
	11:53am Bernardo: Hmmm I’ve never heard Dumbeldore or Goldie Hawn sing ..will check it out. sure William Shatners pretty great but he’s not really acting on Star Trek…
	11:53am brainiac: Wow, I never knew how much Mark Arm resembled Iggy! static.wikia.nocookie.net...
	🚽 11:54am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken! I daresay some forms were freed today! You're back and refreshed and in the zone! Stay freeform, friends!
	🚽 11:54am Ken From Hyde Park: @Phillip - Rock Paper Scissors Death Match tonight.
	11:55am brainiac: This mayhem was special because it was today's mayhem. Thank you, Kenny.
	11:56am Androu B.: @ Bernardo - Here's a sample of Goldie, for your perusal: https://www.wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=3&show=116857&archive=219963&starttime=0:29:50
	11:56am Okasa: I assume tonight's contest is going to use the 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOOT' format. I'll be rooting for Ken!
	11:56am Phillip: @Ken From Hyde Park thanks😁🤣👍
	🚽 11:56am David (in London): Thank you for an uplifting afternoon Station Manager Ken.
	11:57am Brendan: New vasectomy doctors in residence need to understand that when somebody tells them they dropped the ball, that doesn’t mean they botched the procedure. Thanks Ken Ken
	11:57am convoy_pt2: Ken! who was the band that combined the dog faced hermans and the live sound engineer for my bloody valentine?? from the 90's-00's
	11:57am F₈F₈ (: Gracias, Handy! Que tengas buen dia!
	11:57am queems: jonathan davis is on fire
	11:57am TerrDE: Yes , a good show
	🚽 11:58am AnAnonymousParty: Cornholio on speed?
	11:58am ?: Speaking in tongs
	11:58am Marie: Thanks, Kenny
	🚽 11:58am Rich in Washington: When I got my vasectomy, I learned the hard way that it's super important to impress upon the docs if you're novacaine/lidocaine/caine-caine resistant and need more than the usual dosage.
	11:58am TerrDE: Wildmsn Fisher cover ?
	11:58am Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken! Be well all
	11:59am Sam: Great one Dean!!
	11:59am Marie: Marie Osmond wrote a dada poem?
	11:59am coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am F₈F₈ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great GIFs, comments and music as always. Take care, people! And remember: loosen up and eat corndog!
	🚽 11:59am AnAnonymousParty: Marie Osmond IS a dada poem.
	11:59am Annette: Thank you Ken!
	🚽 11:59am Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta la proxima, F₈F₈, Androu! Voy estar en Maine la Miercoles proxima, entonces no se si puedo escuchar. ¡Espero que si! (I also hope that made some amount of sense and that the FCC doesn't fine me.)
	🚽 11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, -жеи and dog faces! 🐶
	12:00pm Barno in Akron: Thanks Ken - Stay Groovy
	12:00pm Dean: Thanks, Sam. Adaptation of a slightly different joke.
	🚽 12:00pm -жеи: Bye all! Had lots of fun today, see you next week!
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Woo we made it! =]
	12:01pm Androu B.: Спосйве, Supreme Master -жеи! A pleasant rest of the day to all Freebirds around the world! iHasta la proxima, F₈F₈, Handy, HyperDose, y Webcui Enrique!
	12:01pm TerrDE: Good bye Ken ,Kids ; Hello Beach (Shore in Jerseyese)
	12:01pm chresti: Thanks Ken!
	12:01pm F₈F₈ (: Or as Sam would say "Court we made it!"
	12:01pm brainiac: @Marie: youtu.be...
	12:02pm F₈F₈ (: Somos pajaros libres! Adios Androu B!
	12:02pm Sam: Court-hoo!

Ken: Playlist from August 24, 2022

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