WFMU: Friendly Persuasion with Otis Fodder: Playlist from September 29, 2020

Listener comments!
	10:57am Rich in Washington: HOW LONG AM I SUPPOSED TO HANG ON THIS LINE!!??
	10:59am Connie Comment: I want to speak to the manager.
	11:00am Connie Comment: I mean I want to speak to the Meownager.
	11:01am Meownager: Yes, dear human, how many you serve us?
	11:02am Constance De Witt: I am waiting to hear my master's voice!
	11:02am Mx. Granny (e/em): Salutations, Otis and folx!
	11:03am Sonderangebot: Hello Otis, hello Rich, hello Connie (nice name!), hello Granny!
	11:04am Connie Comment: Is this the meownager? Well I have something to say.... I LOVE FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
	11:04am Connie Comment: Granny! Sondy! Constance! Rich! Xoxoxox
	11:05am Meownager: Sond, the kitties have spoken to you. They are only making a very brief appearance on route to full dishes of love, as you humans call, food.
	11:05am Rich in Washington: Hi Connie Comment, Meownager, Constance, Granny, and Sonderangebot!
	11:08am Rich in Washington: This is finally calming me down. Boy, being on hold for a long time can certainly get one's blood pressure up!
	11:10am Franco Twinkie: When I close my eyes I see canned string beans circling a rice wheel topped with some sort of jizzy looking goo. Should I talk to my pastor about this?
	11:11am Sonderangebot: This kitty needs a kitty massage to relax.
	11:11am Carmichael: Heya Otis and Persuaders.
	11:12am Meownager: Hello friends, the heart in particular rejoices in the opportunity to relax and feed cats, all cats.
	11:13am Sonderangebot: Good morning, Carmichael.
	11:15am Franco Twinkie: I'm relaxed already!!! Can I have some coffee cake now?
	11:15am Connie Comment: I checked in on main wfmu chat for a minute this morn- guess what they were talking about????
	11:16am Carmichael: Yeah, gotta go get my morning eats. brb ...
	11:16am Mx. Granny (e/em): Don Felder?
	11:16am Connie Comment: This music compelled me to roll a joint at 8:15 am - enablers!
	11:17am Meownager: Who is going to Stashu's Karaoke Party this Saturday, meow?
	11:17am Mx. Granny (e/em): ME!!!!
	11:17am Franco Twinkie: Grrrrrr aaaa neeee.
	11:18am Connie Comment: They were discussing food. Lots and Lott’s of posts about peaches, persimmons and pears.
	11:18am Mx. Granny (e/em): Dana and i and some friends all got tix for Stashu's karaoke!!!
	11:18am Connie Comment: I am going!
	11:18am Mx. Granny (e/em): Fuh rank oh!
	11:18am Martinibomb: what's going on friendly persuaders?!
	11:19am Mx. Granny (e/em): hey, BelliniMom!
	11:19am Meownager: Lovely Granny! Not sure I can make it, but I send my love from Xanadu, meow.
	11:19am Meownager: Hi MmmmmmB!
	11:19am Connie Comment: Franco your friend Florentine Exhuma sent me a cassette - I’m gonna play it on the radio this week!
	11:19am Sonderangebot: I'm going to the karaoke partay, too, yay!!! So glad I will 'meet' you!
	11:20am Sonderangebot: Hey Martinibomb!
	11:20am Martinibomb: I just signed up for Stashu karaoke this morning - doing Jackson with my partner in crime
	11:20am Mx. Granny (e/em): Meownager: i was just reliving the Xanaduum in my journal this morning! I'll never be the same.
	11:21am Franco Twinkie: When, today!?!
	11:21am Connie Comment: There’s before the times before Xanadu marathon and there’s the times after Xanadu marathon : BX and AX
	11:22am Mx. Granny (e/em): precisely
	11:22am Meownager: Amen Connie. Awomen Connie. Ameowan Connie.
	11:22am Connie Comment: MB! Greg and I are practicing the Swedish language version of summer wine- it exists on karaoke already!!!
	11:23am solo mom: Thursday on primal ice cream Franco, I just wanted to tell you so you could clear your schedule ;-)
	11:24am Meownager: Our kitties are preparing your opening beverage, please stay tuned and watch out for tiny hairs in your frappe serving shortly.
	11:25am Carmichael: In a Gadda Da Relaxation.
	11:26am solo mom: This wady is a widdle bit wike Madeline Kahn doing marwene deitwich
	11:26am Rich in Washington: I get cosmic energy on the budget plan so it's the same amount every month, all year 'round.
	11:26am Meownager: We do very much wish meow she would have introduced each and every Claudine Longet song on record meow.
	11:27am Franco Twinkie: Got it. Thanks.
	11:27am solo mom: I had cosmic energy panels installed on my roof and I’ve saved a lot of money already.
	11:28am solo mom: Meownager - no wegwets
	11:28am Mx. Granny (e/em): I shed 23 lifetimes in one week!
	11:28am Sonderangebot: I just heard 'you are the cosmic asshole'
	11:28am Rich in Washington: Did the swami just say 'cosmic asshole'?
	11:28am ARB: That was tingly and joyful. Did she say "you are the cosmic asshole"?
	11:28am Sonderangebot: @ARB haha!!!! you too!
	11:28am solo mom: I have heard that most people on ayahuasca see a cosmic butthole
	11:29am Carmichael: The swami has a potty mouth.
	11:29am Rich in Washington: Oh, jinx, Sonderangebot and ARB! I am glad it's not just my aging ears that heard that!
	11:29am solo mom: We got our sheenas ears on.
	11:29am ARB: When i took ayahuasca I only saw the cosmic assholes i was surrounded by
	11:30am Mx. Granny (e/em): HA!
	11:30am ARB: But maybe because it wasn't artisanal
	11:30am Rich in Washington: @ARB: HA!
	11:30am spodiodi: good morning Otis and hangers-on! let's talk about me me me :)
	11:30am Sonderangebot: ARB just don't do your ayahuasca with the folks from GOOP next time!
	11:31am Mx. Granny (e/em): ARB, i have a feeling you would concoct a lovely ARBtisinal Ayahuasca
	11:31am solo mom: haven’t taken ayahuasca butt I see them too, like lizard people but with buttholes instead of faces
	11:31am Rich in Washington: @ARB: none of them had acoustic guitars, I hope!
	11:31am Sonderangebot: This frozen tomato frappe is the last thing I want to drink now, so I am giving it to spodiodi!
	11:31am Mx. Granny (e/em): or didjeridoos
	11:31am billylondon: Rue barre!!
	11:32am solo mom: ARB I loved your troll show yesterday BTW genius xoxox
	11:32am ARB: Rich, how did you know!? One of them did slam poetry
	11:32am Mx. Granny (e/em): MARGERINE!?!?!?
	11:32am solo mom: Your menu croppings look menacing, by the wayyyy. I feel threatened.
	11:32am Franco Twinkie: Alina, did you vomit something that looked like green Jello and cottage cheese when you were, well you know...
	11:32am ARB: Trollo mon thank you! XO
	11:33am Rich in Washington: I've been to lots of open mic events in Portland and used to have huge, fairly open bonfire events at my house.
	11:33am Martinibomb: Don't forget Hologram Teen Wednesday on Medium Cool @Otis :-)
	11:33am Mx. Granny (e/em): i do not want to drink a cocktail that contains margerine
	11:33am Rich in Washington: There's always one or two faux woke douche bros with acoustic guitars. It's like picnics and ants.
	11:34am solo mom: Cool Hologram teen! Exciting
	11:34am ARB: Oops they misread tangerine and added margerine
	11:34am Mx. Granny (e/em): faux woke fauxlk muzak
	11:34am ARB: I'm having Oops All Berries for bfast
	11:34am Rich in Washington: Fine, Granny. No butter daiquiris for you!
	11:35am Mx. Granny (e/em): butter is a different matter altogether!
	11:35am Rich in Washington: Faux Woke rhymes with Folk.
	11:35am solo mom: I’m having “purple punch” and wild oats w raisins for breakfast.
	11:35am ARB: One butter beer for Granny
	11:36am Sonderangebot: Going to make some warm oatmeal now, that's all there's left to eat, breakfast wise
	11:36am Franco Twinkie: Butter in coffee - is that already over?
	11:36am Carmichael: Butter beer with cimanin.
	11:36am Meownager: Butter in coffee as a special treat is forever.
	11:37am Martinibomb: ^Agree!!!
	11:37am ARB: They still shouldn't have given Chances the mic while we were all looking for cosmic buttholes
	11:37am Mx. Granny (e/em): ghee
	11:37am Meownager: Mmmm Carm, make me one of those!
	11:37am Rich in Washington: Enjoy your oatmeal meal.
	11:37am solo mom: Granny remember in Chicken Ranch there’s something on the “sex menu” that Mandy rattled off that’s called a frappe. I always wondered what it was.
	11:37am Rich in Washington: ghee, I can't believe it's not butter!
	11:37am Mx. Granny (e/em): the sex menu!!!!
	11:38am Mx. Granny (e/em): what was a frappe? do we have a code key?
	11:38am spodiodi: somebody make a joke about the kid's menu!
	11:38am Meownager: Code/PW: Worchestershire Wedges
	11:39am solo mom: This music is glorious!!
	11:39am Mx. Granny (e/em): spodiodi: um, errrr… that kids menu ain't kidding!
	11:40am Mx. Granny (e/em): that was really bad!!!!
	11:40am solo mom: Lollllllllll
	11:41am Franco Twinkie: A friend of mine would get a bottle of maple syrup and a cube of butter in his Christmas stocking when he was little. He told me he would take a bite of butter and then wash it down with a slug of syrup.
	11:41am solo mom: This single mom loves a mom joke!
	11:41am spodiodi: sorr, Granny 8^\| ! going to ghee my nose in shame :~(
	11:41am ARB: Franco, Sounds like my primitivist friends, only they would have roadkill bear fat instead of butter
	11:42am Martinibomb: Nightsatan!!! Hahah Love that title
	11:42am Rich in Washington: Night Satan's a tough gig but there's a shift differential. You can make $2 an hour more than Day or Swing Satan.
	11:42am solo mom: Franco one year I got meat for Christmas! All my presents even my stocking. My parents were cruel jokesters
	11:42am Mx. Granny (e/em): no shame in Sheena's! ARB said so, right?
	11:42am Rich in Washington: Christmas meat!
	11:43am spodiodi: Sheena's Jungle Room: A Place Beyond Shame <3
	11:43am ARB: No apologies, all shame
	11:43am Mx. Granny (e/em): ok!
	11:43am Rich in Washington: I remember the year I finally got a lincoln log.
	11:43am Franco Twinkie: Truths revealed, and in the first hour no less!
	11:43am Meownager: Night Seitan, meow.
	11:43am ARB: I've never had a xmas stocking, hint
	11:43am Mx. Granny (e/em): Rich: an entire Lincoln log?
	11:44am solo mom: Shamebracing - hug your shame till it blushes w love
	11:44am Mx. Granny (e/em): Awwwww
	11:44am Rich in Washington: Yep. And the following year I got a Lego.
	11:44am spodiodi: Franco, my little brother would eat chunks of butter and spoonfuls of sugar. we don't speak
	👻 11:44am Krys O.: Greetings! Listening at work in Roseland.
	11:45am spodiodi: what's wrong with These People?
	11:45am ARB: I would eat Crisco out of the tub just because of the picture of the cherry pie on the label. I didn't understand why it didn't taste the same
	11:45am Mx. Granny (e/em): a friend of mine once slurped with a straw the melted butter in a packet
	11:46am spodiodi: i once did a line of slat and pepper in a Burger King for 5 bucks (i really wanted to see a movie)
	11:46am solo mom: One year on Christmas there were no presents and halfway through the day, my step mom walked into the room and just threw all the old copies of the New Yorker at me that were stacked in the bathroom and said “here you line reading these things don’t you?”
	11:46am Franco Twinkie: All my Jewish friend were of the lapsed progressive variety, which meant dreidels in the stockings.
	11:46am spodiodi: salt*
	11:47am Mx. Granny (e/em): in high school a pal of mine snorted the fizzy powder from the center of a Zotz candy
	11:47am Mx. Granny (e/em): i once snorted wasabi to win a wasabi-consuming contest
	11:48am Franco Twinkie: I would eat Play Doe because of the way it smelled.
	11:48am spodiodi: Granny, that sounds dangerous --- Mikey from Life cereal DIED putting pop rocks in coca cola! :O (or so went the urban myth) -- he lived i know i know
	11:48am solo mom: When I worked on Haight street, a family of midwestern folk came in the store- their little 6 yo daughter holding a stick of butter in her hand with the top unwrapped and was licking it like a push pop!!!
	11:48am Rich in Washington: in fourth grade, I accidentally inhaled a whole bunch of a jumbo pixie stick when my friend Mark made me laugh really hard when we were on a candy binge.
	11:48am spodiodi: (the zotz, that is, Granny)
	11:49am ARB: Stop Solo!
	11:49am spodiodi: solo mon, i just barfed :)
	11:49am ARB: They were definitely from Wisconsin, I love sconnies
	11:49am solo mom: Not kidding. We were beyond ourselves!
	11:50am Sonderangebot: guess what they use as lubricant over there, solo
	11:50am Mx. Granny (e/em): spodiodi: i distinctly remember that rumor!
	11:50am solo mom: Temptation of Christ is a laff riot I’ve heard.
	11:50am spodiodi: i llike that spirograph album art
	11:50am Rich in Washington: I went into a bosses office once to go over some paperwork, there was an entire unwrapped stick of butter sitting on its wrapper on his desk. He didn't explain it and I didn't ask but I've never forgotten it.
	11:51am spodiodi: Granny elbow bump :)
	11:51am Martinibomb: I broke into the neighbors' house when I was 4 and ate their butter. When my mom asked me why i did it, I said because "It tastes like my boogers."
	11:51am spodiodi: lol MB
	11:51am Mr Fab: yawn, stretch How are all you people so awake already?!
	👻 11:51am Krys O.: Granny, we sniffed our homemade horseradish that was made for Easter in our Polish household. It was super strong and cleared sinuses. We became used to it, although we had to wear protection during hand grinding before food processors. Can't imagine direct snorting.
	11:51am ARB: I don't think I ever tasted real butter until I was 25
	11:51am Martinibomb: butter tastes like boogers prove me we wrong
	11:51am solo mom: MB!!!!!
	11:52am Rich in Washington: We're not awake, Fab! We're FAUX WOKE.
	11:52am spodiodi: i had a margerinemom, ARB -- i feel ya
	11:52am Sonderangebot: not it doesn't, just start packaging them and start making extra income, Martinibomb
	11:52am Franco Twinkie: Wow, this butter thing really hit the mark!
	11:52am spodiodi: i should have said my lil bro chomped margarine earlier (i lie a lot)
	11:52am Martinibomb: @Krys O I have a big old horseradish plant love it! And yeahh.. wear goggles/protection when making anything LoL
	11:53am ARB: Yeah, only Country Crock margarine for Little Arb and then I went vegan at 15. Probably explains why I have 8 gallons of ghee in my cupboard now
	11:53am solo mom: I can’t believe it’s not boogers!
	11:53am Martinibomb: ^Bahahah
	11:53am spodiodi: solo lol
	👻 11:53am Krys O.: My mom poured warm, melted butter into my ear when I had an earache as a kid. It was not done often and it felt temporarily soothing.
	11:54am solo mom: Yea ARB we were a country crock family too. What a name!
	11:54am Carmichael: Solo FTW!
	11:54am Rich in Washington: I recently bought some vegetable ghee on a whim and it smells like someone shat out cherry koolaid. Such a weird smell. It's made from palm oil. El Ghazel brand, if memory serves.
	11:54am spodiodi: ARB, my father would wrap pancakes around huge spoonfuls of Country Crock --- i called him out on it.... never mattered
	11:55am solo mom: Oh wow I want somebody to pour warm butter in my ear. Sounds amazing!
	11:55am solo mom: Carmichael:-)
	11:55am spodiodi: he eventually had like that Def LEppard song
	11:56am spodiodi: never mind me, please . especially that last blob of words
	11:56am Rich in Washington: This show is like having warm, really expensive artisanal butter poured in our ears.
	11:56am Sem: Hello, Otis, the friendly, the persuaders, the ellipitical, the few, the largely confused, and wanna-be Fodders
	11:57am Carmichael: Mmmm, ear butter ...
	11:57am Rich in Washington: Ah, Silica Gel. Love them.
	11:57am solo mom: Bored w butter in your coffee? Try it in your ears!
	11:57am spodiodi: 'allo 'allo, S'em
	11:57am solo mom: Oddly bloodless as in “this tomato and shrimp aspic is oddly bloodless.”
	11:58am Sem: Look out below, spo'!
	11:58am spodiodi: 8:^O
	11:58am ARB: All butter in Mexico is cut with margarine
	11:59am Sem: Lucky butter. How about this:en.wikipedia.org...
	11:59am Franco Twinkie: Yesterday I swore I wouldn't spend all morning fucking around on the computer, and get out of the house early, but this is so fun I might have rethink my plan. Food secrets of the damned!
	11:59am spodiodi: DESICCANT: DO NOT EAT
	12:00pm Rich in Washington: Crosley!
	12:00pm solo mom: Sem oh wow and the article mentions “fatbergs” the grossest thing I can think of.
	12:01pm Mr Fab: That Silica Gel track was da coolness. Is that generally what their stuff is like?
	12:01pm Rich in Washington: Oh man. Search Squant carefully!
	12:02pm Meownager: Indeed Fab, that album is just like that. And there is also a Weatherman collab cassette from around the same time I remember.
	12:03pm Rich in Washington: Oh wow. Silica Gel and Weatherman?
	12:03pm Meownager: Rich - www.discogs.com...
	12:04pm Rich in Washington: It's on Bandcamp! Get. Got. Thanks!
	12:04pm spodiodi: Franco, i can relate. yesterday, i swore... a lot.
	12:05pm spodiodi: glad to see you
	12:05pm Franco Twinkie: I remember seen George Carlin on Laugh-in doing a bit about a new number discovered in between six and seven called bleen.
	12:06pm Rich in Washington: I remember sending the old Negativland site, Squant page to a camera bug coworker and for the longest time he thought it was for real, yet thought the people pushing it were cranks.
	12:06pm Meownager: Oh wow, thanks Rich. Bookmarked to purchase. Had the tape in the 90s and haven't heard it in years. Dropping the link here for others, wifflefist.bandcamp.com...
	12:06pm spodiodi: i went to pop a squant in the country crock, and all i got was this lousy margarine pompadour
	12:07pm solo mom: The color courts. Hahah
	12:07pm spodiodi: Franco, my uncle taught my cousin an alternate alphabet (much to his sister's dismay), that replaced the letter "E" with somethnig called "Eggaput"
	12:08pm solo mom: As a former art director I really appreciate the color theory humor!
	12:08pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): My office is still all done in squant panelling.
	12:09pm Rich in Washington: I bought a Squant-ready TV in the late 90s and it never happened.
	12:09pm spodiodi: wb, Kenzo! have some margarine
	12:10pm Rich in Washington: Hi Kenzo!
	12:10pm ARB: In the Hindi alphabet there's 55 regular letters, and at least 39 secret letters
	12:10pm solo mom: Pantone won’t recognize squant but all the clients are asking for it.
	12:10pm Meownager: I believe sqant was a color on NBC's Peacock.
	👻 12:11pm Krys O.: Pantone would ask for royalties on squant.
	12:11pm spodiodi: and give it a number
	12:11pm Meownager: Hellooo Kenzooo
	12:11pm spodiodi: something with 4's in it, i bet
	12:11pm solo mom: Ahhhh this song
	12:13pm solo mom: Breaking news- squant has been purchased by anish kapoor and no longer has any relevance to the general public.
	👻 12:14pm Krys O.: My brother invented a code where one bisects a letter vertically and puts the left side on the right and vice versa. We wrote letters to each other in this code while he was away in college. I still remember it. It only used capitalized letters.
	12:14pm Meownager: Hulooo Krys Oooo!
	👻 12:14pm Krys O.: Hidey-ho!
	12:15pm Cp304: Good afternoon peoples, Otis
	12:18pm Rich in Washington: We should replace Ps and Ss with a new sounding letter which isn't poppy or sibilant.
	12:18pm Franco Twinkie: I had a Negativland record that had a cover made out of yellow wallpaper and I don't remember who borrowed it, and they aren't fessing up.
	12:19pm Meownager: Crosley Bendix could have a piece on that one Rich!
	12:20pm solo mom: There’s a distinct lack of baby’s breath garnish in this meal so far.
	12:20pm Rich in Washington: My Negativland S/T has an Aunt Jemima ad glued to it and the original wallpaper is starting to come off.
	12:21pm solo mom: What’s dry and soggy at the same time?
	12:21pm Meownager: I have 2 people standing by a house pasted on my CD version and still have my button inside.
	12:23pm Meownager: Dinner being served very soon meow solo.
	12:23pm spodiodi: i want something pasted to a single of True False. if i hd such a thing, i'd paste it on my wall and tombstone
	12:25pm Franco Twinkie: Negativland had a show of collages a few years ago which was great, but better than that, they also had a book about copyright infringement, that is worth a million bucks in saved legal fees.
	12:28pm Cp304: Omg butts!
	12:28pm solo mom: Love that album cover
	👻 12:29pm Krys O.: Bobby Russell was Mr. Vicki Lawrence briefly.
	12:30pm Rich in Washington: Mmmm.. That's good rice ring!
	👻 12:30pm Krys O.: The green beans are probably boiled beyond recognition.
	12:30pm solo mom: Don’t be shellfish pass over that creamy ring!
	12:30pm Sonderangebot: Wow, I really hate those green beans.
	👻 12:30pm Krys O.: Yeeha!
	12:31pm solo mom: Wow married to Mama
	12:31pm Rich in Washington: I hate green beans! I can eat them raw, but cooked.. BLEH!
	12:32pm solo mom: How am I supposed to get anything done with this compelling content?!?!
	👻 12:32pm Krys O.: I agree, solo mom. My lunch half-hour at work is over and I have to devote my attention to bar codes.
	12:33pm Sonderangebot: I worked for many years in a flower shop owned by an aging Austrian couple, and I never bothered learning how to arrange flowers.
	12:33pm Cp304: Nice cat beat repeat
	12:34pm spodiodi: baby's breath is the Vaseline lens of flower arrangement
	12:35pm Cp304: What are those places called that sell flowers and bushes and plants?
	12:35pm solo mom: Ivy in a copper funnel hanging on a wall
	12:36pm Franco Twinkie: Butts!My parents took me and my sister to see Dr. No in 1962 when it was first released. The scene where Sean Connrery and Ursula Andress were on that shower conveyor belt thing together, and one assumes nekkid, was burnt into my six year old brain. The very idea!
	12:36pm spodiodi: ewww!
	12:37pm solo mom: None of these things is expensive.
	👻 12:37pm Krys O.: I got a book on flower arranging written by Mary Martin. This was in the early 70s, I think.
	12:37pm Rich in Washington: That's pretty assumptive on the part of Ms Montaigne that every house has a mirror.
	12:37pm solo mom: Oh a one flower arrangement a very low bar.
	12:37pm Franco Twinkie: Be sure to wear gloves when working with string beans.
	12:38pm Sonderangebot: the flower industry makes me nauseous...
	12:38pm Rich in Washington: I wear an asbestos fire suit when handling string beans.
	12:39pm Meownager: When I added this record to Discogs, I added a quote that is on the back cover, "So, this record is for everybody and anybody on your gift list. Men too. Don't let them fool you -- they are the most sentimental of all humans, and those patient in the wartime hospital in Edinborough were ALL MEN!" www.discogs.com...
	12:39pm Franco Twinkie: The foam material goes on top of the rice.
	12:39pm Cp304: What is her obsession with odd numbers
	👻 12:39pm Krys O.: Scratch that. It was Mary Martin's needlepoint book. I got confused memories because I also received a book on flower arranging at the same time.
	12:39pm spodiodi: string beans from a can in a cold wet tent in the rain for breakfast ... soup wrapper as tissue
	12:39pm Sonderangebot: She perfected the fake, quirky, pleasant laugh.
	12:39pm Carmichael: I use zircon-encrusted tweezers when working with green beans.
	12:40pm spodiodi: string beans, when cut thinly enough, can slip right through nitrite gloves < - you've been warned
	12:42pm Cp304: I thought she just said not to do this
	12:43pm solo mom: Oh so good flower arrangements are like jazz...
	12:44pm spodiodi: fancy, Carmichael!
	12:44pm Sonderangebot: I'm going to open my flower shop and called it 'Bottom Blooms'.
	12:45pm spodiodi: i've never received a dozen roses :~(
	12:46pm coelacanth∅: greetings Otis and persuasive others
	12:46pm Martinibomb: coelacanth∅!
	12:46pm Carmichael: This is pretty exciting!
	12:46pm spodiodi: the big ∅ \m/
	12:47pm solo mom: Don’t break the coddling chain
	12:47pm coelacanth∅: hey Mbomb! spodi!
	12:48pm solo mom: Unspoken first rule of flower arrangement is don’t offend your husband!
	12:48pm Sonderangebot: SNIP those long stems!!!! SNIP SNIP
	12:49pm coelacanth∅: spodi, i've never received a dozen roses either. when i've received just one very thorny rose i've attributed it to the perception of the giver
	12:50pm Franco Twinkie: My mother would make string beans with onions and tomato sauce. Me and my sister despised them. After dinner, we would draw pictures of string beans as alien spaceships dripping with tomato sauce. It was our form of an excorcism for having to eat something so revolting. I am headed to that kitchen right now to make a peach/plum galette, because I'm not allowed to turn on my own oven on a hot day.
	12:50pm solo mom: Bring your single rose in a shampoo bottle with you wherever you go
	12:50pm StringOFperils: Fine china? I have to get fine china?
	12:51pm solo mom: I was annoyed recently to find that they strip all the thorns off roses before they go to the florist! Why????
	12:51pm Cp304: This ain’t no game String
	12:51pm Sonderangebot: probably not to get sued, solo
	12:52pm coelacanth∅: Franco that's the kind of art i thought you were referring to yesterday!
	12:52pm spodiodi: lol solo @1250 hi String! if you go to china, grab me something exotic, please
	12:53pm StringOFperils: I think I'll draw a flying string bean. That's a good idea.
	12:53pm Sonderangebot: flowers in straw hats, gross!!
	12:53pm solo mom: I only have rough china.
	12:53pm Sonderangebot: Put your flower arrangement in a bean can!!! Best of both worlds.
	12:53pm coelacanth∅: they wont get sued over the toxic chemicals they coat the flowers with
	12:54pm Carmichael: I think she said "Fine Chinette".
	12:54pm spodiodi: < china sifter ready to go here since yesterday (i'm psychic!)
	12:54pm solo mom: Nothing says I love you like a salami rose, why haven’t we learned how to make these yet...
	12:56pm coelacanth∅: seems to me one shouldn't base the arrangement around an iris because it will probably be one of the first to drop its petals
	12:57pm coelacanth∅: ...i'm writing this woman a letter immediately.
	12:57pm solo mom: Ah this makes me really miss the dahlia festival. They have flower arrangement contests that are outrageous
	12:58pm StringOFperils: I'm sending her an envelope full of rose thorns.
	12:58pm solo mom: Ugh cold tulips.
	12:59pm solo mom: Float one in an ash tray?!?
	12:59pm Cp304: “A different sorta girl”?
	12:59pm Carmichael: San Francisco used to have TulipMania every year.
	12:59pm coelacanth∅: last time i was in golden gate park there was a substantial dahlia garden incredibly beautiful
	1:00pm Sonderangebot: just give the kids crappy lowers
	1:00pm solo mom: Dark blue sausage shaped balloons
	1:01pm coelacanth∅: dark blue sausage policeman balloons! yes! then pop them each, one-by-one while making a wish
	1:02pm solo mom: Why are we having a police themed children’s party??
	1:02pm Sonderangebot: balloons, another useless polluting item
	1:02pm coelacanth∅: solo, you know how unruly children are
	1:03pm Sonderangebot: I wish someone would send me a gigantic funeral arrangement.
	1:03pm solo mom: Hahah coelacanthø! That’s why I have none.
	1:04pm coelacanth∅: be patient Sonderangebot
	1:04pm solo mom: We all need goals Sondy.
	1:05pm coelacanth∅: (i agree about balloons, by the way; especially milar)
	1:05pm StringOFperils: @sonderangebot > www.leevalley.com...
	1:05pm solo mom: “Work from the base to the tip of the stalk”. -context
	1:06pm Sonderangebot: brown mums for the cosmic asshole.
	1:06pm spodiodi: last time i was in GG park, someone threw a loaded hypo at me :-B oh wait, that was right here, outside of my residence
	1:06pm solo mom: Any arrangement that includes pipe cleaners. Mwah
	1:07pm spodiodi: and that green base foam
	1:08pm solo mom: Roses and Carnations hate each other.
	1:08pm StringOFperils: seafoam green?
	1:08pm Sonderangebot: who likes carnations?
	1:08pm Carmichael: I want one of those gigantic arrangements they hang around the winning horse at Belmont.
	1:08pm coelacanth∅: carnations are jealous
	1:08pm spodiodi: the best green
	1:09pm solo mom: I can’t wait til this comes full circle and she tells us to stick some carnations in a stick of butter.
	1:09pm ARB: In a butter sculpture of a princesses head
	1:09pm Sonderangebot: Callous Lilies.
	1:10pm spodiodi: brb VIP slack calling
	1:10pm solo mom: Carnations with their hair dyed.
	1:10pm StringOFperils: carnations are camellia wannabees
	1:10pm ARB: are camellias rose wannabees?
	1:10pm Carmichael: Definitely need caffeine. Vicente Gomez is probably passed out by now ...
	1:11pm ARB: or just roses without the smell?
	1:12pm solo mom: She is malfunctioning a little
	1:12pm Sonderangebot: plus, I think the photo was taken in Osaka and not Tokyo. Pff
	1:12pm coelacanth∅: she was distracted by the kitten-sized fruit flies
	1:13pm solo mom: ARB unfort most roses don’t smell anymore, the ones sold at florists are bred for appearance and the process has lost most of the scents.
	1:14pm solo mom: LOL at kitten sized fruit flies
	1:14pm ARB: luckily the ones in my yard do, but the camellias got nothing
	1:14pm Carmichael: She's a different sorta gal.
	1:15pm ARB: the brugmansia smells divine
	1:15pm solo mom: Yeah natural roses still smell but if you get a dozen from the florist don’t expect any thorns or scent.
	1:15pm spodiodi: bye, Vinnie!
	1:15pm ARB: Bye bye Vincent
	1:16pm spodiodi: we grocery shop once every 3-4 weeks, but i drove past the farmer's market yesterday
	1:17pm solo mom: Brugmansia mmmm
	1:17pm coelacanth∅: without the smell i don't give a crap about roses. i like a snapdragon, orchid or iris or fuchsia ...
	1:17pm solo mom: I would zoom w you any time
	1:18pm Sonderangebot: You have a brugmansia in your yard, ARB? That's lovely!
	1:18pm ARB: I do, I used to have 3 but down to 1 now
	1:18pm billylondon: To the dep! Maudite!
	1:18pm solo mom: My fav smell is the water Hawthorne I have in my backyard fountain.
	1:19pm ARB: oooohlalalalala
	1:19pm Sonderangebot: I wish I could grow tropical flowers, they don't do well here, unfortunately.
	1:19pm ARB: our schedule is getting quarantine chubby
	1:19pm Sonderangebot: This quarantine is probably not over for a whiillllleeeee
	1:20pm coelacanth∅: i had to look up brugmansia... it must be related to datura (which i have some kind of relationship with)
	1:21pm solo mom: Yeah we r gonna spent all winter taking about butter and aspic on this chat room.
	1:21pm ARB: 2 guava trees which also smell lovely, tangerine and calamansi as well, it's a nice yard but it's right on the interstate so it's dusty and loud too
	1:21pm ARB: coelacanth∅, it is
	1:21pm solo mom: Coelacanthø I have a datura tattoo!
	1:22pm ARB: Solo, you do!? I used to want one before I got anti-tattoo
	1:22pm ARB: Yay for this lovely version of Topsy!
	1:23pm Meownager: Cannibal Topsy Stew Sounds.
	1:23pm Pimpdaddysupreme: Otis!!
	1:24pm solo mom: I got it in the 90s ARB - I let my friend in tattoo school practice on me for some reason. That’s the only tattoos I’ve got ( datura, my pal foot foot, and a topless alien woman )
	1:24pm Meownager: My homeslice... PDS!
	👻 1:24pm Krys O.: Ooh, there is a house in my neighborhood that has loads of datura in the yard and another one has passiflora. I love flowers and requested a mail order catalog of roses when I was about ten years old because it was "rose scented."
	1:25pm ARB: I have too many, just waiting for the technology to improve and remove them all
	1:25pm coelacanth∅: solo that's lovely! ...i have but 1/2 a tatoo
	1:25pm solo mom: Krys O sounds beautiful! I too have had a life long obsession w nice smells. They are life altering!
	1:26pm ARB: speaking of half tattoos, a friend has half of a sombrero that was tattooed on him while he was passed out, he woke up before they finished
	1:26pm Sonderangebot: I love passiflora... they are incredible!
	1:27pm solo mom: coel the datura is half finished, was never colored in but now I’m very glad it’s just line work.
	1:27pm coelacanth∅: ARB haha
	1:28pm spodiodi: ARB, that's funny -- the tattooo i always wanted featured a sombrero :^B
	1:28pm solo mom: ARB haha
	1:28pm spodiodi: i designed my only tattoo -- i think the artist was bored.
	1:29pm spodiodi: i would be
	1:29pm ARB: Heeeeyyyy!
	1:30pm ARB: I have the same electric chair that Cry Baby has, but at least not on my chest
	1:31pm Carmichael: I have 1 tattoo (on back of shoulder): en.wikipedia.org...
	1:32pm Meownager: I have no tattoos, well because I am a cat, the Meownager. However, I have you all tattooed, just stamped... on my heart.
	1:32pm coelacanth∅: i have a full-size lizard, one color except for green eyes... but it was supposed to be on a "japanese painting style" tree but my priorities changed before that part happened.
	1:33pm Meownager: I do adore tatts though, just never decided on one. Maybe I will one day, always open to possibilities in that realm. Piercings, took those out, but maybe yes. Oh wait, I'm a cat!
	1:35pm coelacanth∅: spodi @128 i designed mine too, and maybe the guy who did it was bored too, because when he should have been done he said "i can add a shadow so it looks 3-d. it's my specialty" like an idiot i said okay.
	1:37pm solo mom: I love tattoos but will never want another for me.
	1:37pm spodiodi: ah man, Coel. hopefully he at least did them well(?)
	1:38pm spodiodi: i still miight get the one that has the aforementioned sombrero some day (once my Muscles stop atrophying :^)
	1:39pm spodiodi: i used to think i'd build my body up before i got it, but now i just want it to stop shrinking
	1:42pm spodiodi: freakin wallet. ruins everything
	1:43pm solo mom: Sheenas: Food before records!!!
	1:44pm spodiodi: Carmichael , that horse makes my scribble look like crappe
	1:44pm Carmichael: The only reason for vacation is record shopping. I would definitely eat between, though.
	1:45pm solo mom: A baked potato? At least it wasn’t a stick of butter.
	1:45pm Carmichael: Spodi, it was designed by SNL's Phil Hartman.
	1:45pm coelacanth∅: spodi nah - if i ever do finish it with the tree it'll be to obscure his crappy 3-d effect
	1:46pm Mr Fab: Sheena's: Records before everything!! Except maybe liquor!
	1:46pm chresti in Griffith Park: Hi Otis and company!
	1:46pm Carmichael: I didn't know that until years later.
	1:46pm Meownager: Food first! Food fiiiiiiiight!
	1:47pm coelacanth∅: hey chresti!
	1:47pm solo mom: It is the creative tension between records food and booze that makes sheenas work
	1:48pm Rich in Washington: Phil Hartman was an amazing designer as well as illustrator. He did the wonderful painting on the cover of Firesign Theatre's Fighting Clowns.
	1:48pm solo mom: chresti!
	1:50pm spodiodi: Carmichael, i love him! that's too cool. i want to ask follow-up Qs but don't wanna be nosy!
	1:50pm spodiodi: had no idea, Carmichael, Rich -- cool cool cool :)
	1:51pm spodiodi: aloha, chresti!
	1:55pm Mx. Granny (e/em): chrestikins!
	👻 1:55pm Krys O.: YES!!! A fave JB song back then and still.
	1:56pm Carmichael: Ugh!
	1:58pm Meownager: Here too, tops Krys!
	2:02pm Rich in Washington: Mmmmm.. Broiled grapefruit!
	👻 2:12pm Krys O.: Grapefruit sounds good right now....
	2:15pm solo mom: The debris of civilization. Indeed.
	2:17pm solo mom: I had baked grapefruit w oat crust at my friends restaurant.
	2:18pm Mx. Granny (e/em): what i'm really learning here is some far out lingo
	2:20pm Mr Fab: I'm imagining dad with a pipe. Probly wearing a cardigan.
	2:20pm solo mom: This is surprisingly forward thinking. Dad has had some adventures obviously.
	2:22pm solo mom: Love from the turtle neck down only.
	2:22pm Sonderangebot: I wished I would have known !
	2:22pm Carmichael: Dad was probably in the Navy during WWII.
	2:23pm Mx. Granny (e/em): holy wow
	2:23pm solo mom: What? The heck. Omgx
	2:23pm Rich in Washington: Dad seems to know a lot about prostitutes.
	2:23pm solo mom: I rescind my former thoughts
	2:24pm solo mom: Not forward thinking.
	2:24pm Mx. Granny (e/em): not bad for 1969?
	2:24pm Mx. Granny (e/em): i know a lot of sex workers, i could be the dad next time!
	2:24pm solo mom: Somebody fell in love with their sex worker and has issues.
	2:25pm solo mom: Mx Granny lets re dux this lol
	2:26pm Mx. Granny (e/em): HA HA! You can be Sue?
	2:26pm Meownager: Oh, please. We could do it live right here, zoom you in!
	2:26pm solo mom: Like when people fall in love w their analyst... quite common actually.
	2:26pm solo mom: I’m such a Sue.
	2:27pm solo mom: Oh that’s where that sample comes from!
	2:27pm Mx. Granny (e/em): hee hee!
	2:27pm Meownager: Right now, we are all Sue.
	2:27pm Mr Fab: what sample?
	2:28pm spodiodi: i hope it's something tasty
	2:28pm solo mom: The life’s banquet one, dj me dj you use it in taste of Scandinavia and there’s a couple others
	2:28pm Meownager: Indeed Solo. en.wikipedia.org... ""Where It's At" has a number of spoken samples that Beck and the Dust Brothers incorporated into it. Many of these come from an obscure sex education album titled Sex for Teens: (Where It's At), a subtitle Beck borrowed..."
	2:28pm coelacanth∅: but i seem to get turned on by lots of girls. -and horses and sheep, and grasshoppers...
	2:29pm Rich in Washington: They're going to go on a bummer. I can just feel it.
	2:30pm Mx. Granny (e/em): solo, you are SO Sue!
	2:30pm solo mom: Bugging out
	2:30pm Sonderangebot: Pre marital blood test. mmmm
	2:31pm solo mom: Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a daddy.
	2:32pm Mr Fab: I would sooooo luv an instrumental version of the "Odelay" album. Gotta be in the Dust Bros archives somewhere.
	2:32pm spodiodi: my friends turn me on i live for drugs it's great
	2:32pm Dr Condom: You're welcome
	2:32pm Mx. Granny (e/em): Dr. Condom. That's the name of a character in a Bond film
	2:32pm Dr Condom: I still use papyrus
	2:33pm Power Papi: Wait....there was a Doctor Condom???!!!
	2:34pm solo mom: The rythm system. Cha cha cha.
	2:34pm Dr Condom: Poetry: The rhythm method that works
	2:34pm Mr Fab: In Catholic school, they taught us the 'rhythm method,' but then told us that it didn't really work.
	2:34pm spodiodi: #1!
	2:34pm Sonderangebot: They omitted lesbian sex as a good contraceptive
	2:35pm solo mom: I don’t need a condom I use iambic pentameter.
	2:35pm Dr Condom: always comes back to discharge
	2:35pm Dr Condom: Take a douche!
	2:35pm Rich in Washington: Dad is just a fount of knowledge.
	2:35pm spodiodi: many people are unaware that one can discharge themselves, pretty much at any time
	2:36pm Power Papi: Where should I take him?
	2:37pm coelacanth∅: take that douche in the white house, for instants...
	2:37pm Harry Areola: Bwhahaha
	2:37pm spodiodi: PLEASE
	2:37pm Dr Condom: jelly on the rim, the friendly persuasion tagline
	2:38pm spodiodi: oh... man...
	2:38pm solo mom: Goofed up periods geez
	2:38pm Dr Condom: it's redundant
	2:38pm solo mom: Must be jelly cuz jam don’t shake.
	2:38pm coelacanth∅: flax seed oil does a better job of regulating goofed up periods
	2:39pm spodiodi: lawdeh
	2:39pm StringOFperils: Will you be playing some COIL right after this?
	2:39pm solo mom: Daddy do you have a cigarette for me?
	2:39pm Dr Condom: the anal staircase can slide right in
	2:40pm coelacanth∅: hahaha
	2:40pm spodiodi: “Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss. Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that. Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”
	2:40pm solo mom: Discharge this family loves using that word.
	2:41pm Meownager: SoP... For you... Coil
	2:42pm Mx. Granny (e/em): i'll show you freaky!!!!
	2:42pm solo mom: I’m psychologically unstable but make it fashion
	2:42pm Sonderangebot: oh dear
	2:42pm coelacanth∅: What can be done about you?!
	2:43pm Sonderangebot: oh yeah like all straight people are mentally stable.
	2:43pm Mx. Granny (e/em): Where DO Lesbians fit in?
	2:43pm ARB: They were taken from Eve's rib
	2:43pm Carmichael: Homosexuals are extremely promiscuous. Social misfits. Psychologically unstable. Having sex with someone they'll never see again.
	2:43pm spodiodi: literal promiscuity makes me feel freaky in a freaky kinda way.... have a cigarette?
	2:43pm Mx. Granny (e/em): i love it when straight folx try to be authorities on queerness
	2:44pm Sonderangebot: Lesbians don't count because they are fantasy material, of course
	2:44pm Carmichael: Kind of like your relationship, Dad!
	2:44pm Mx. Granny (e/em): I'm ready to march in the streets now
	2:44pm coelacanth∅: however, lipstick lesbians are totally normal
	2:45pm Carmichael: Bisexuals! Explain that one, Dad ...
	2:45pm spodiodi: if you see any cigarette butts worth saving, please let me know where, Granny
	2:45pm ARBicurious: Where do I fit in?
	2:45pm spodiodi: or litereal promiscuity... it's been a while
	👻 2:45pm Krys O.: Thanks, Otis & everyone! Great fun!
	2:46pm Carmichael: Wow, I'm learning so much.
	2:46pm spodiodi: i am married to a cigarette butt, lying in the gutter
	2:46pm Meownager: Cheers Krys, great to read ya today!
	2:46pm Mx. Granny (e/em): this was recorded the same year as Stonewall
	2:47pm Rich in Washington: The more he talks, the more I'm convinced that dad is an incel and wonder where his kids came from.
	2:47pm Carmichael: Dad is an authority because he has tried ALL of it.
	2:47pm solo mom: Ha how he talks about gays this is how I feel about the GOP
	2:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em): HA!
	2:48pm Sonderangebot: Masturbation bashing now!
	2:48pm ARBicurious: How he talks about prostitutes makes me wonder if I'm a prostitute
	2:48pm solo mom: We should edit in republican every time he says prostitute or homosexual
	2:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em): solo: that is about what i was thinking!
	2:48pm Carmichael: "Hey Dad, what is necrophilia?"
	2:48pm spodiodi: solo ftw!
	2:48pm coelacanth∅: no experience dear? don't you too still take your bath together?
	2:49pm solo mom: Dad what can you tell us about shrimping??
	2:49pm Meownager: Shrimping. Shrimping is when you first...
	2:50pm Carmichael: Dad, what's a 'frappe'?
	2:50pm Sonderangebot: Aren't we all, ARB, aren't we all...
	2:50pm Mx. Granny (e/em): and figging, is it all that, dad?
	2:50pm Meownager: Frappe your Kirsch, slowly.
	2:50pm solo mom: Carmichael! The million dollar question!
	2:50pm Mx. Granny (e/em): yeah, will somebody please explain frappe?
	2:51pm Sonderangebot: what about bdsm, daddy?
	2:51pm ARBicurious: I speculate frappe is fake rape
	2:51pm solo mom: Dad why does mother have a strap on?
	2:52pm Carmichael: Dad, I heard Mommy talking about "pegging".
	2:52pm Sonderangebot: I was going to ask about pegging!
	2:52pm Gaylord Fields: Keep in mind, folks, that this is the "progressive" POV of 50 years ago.
	2:52pm Rich in Washington: They're slowly ascending into a giant science museum exhibit of a model uterus.
	2:53pm Mx. Granny (e/em): alright, we gotta make the sequel, and cover the vital topics that have been omitted!
	2:53pm spodiodi: shrimping makes me sad
	2:53pm Mr Fab: Dr James Brown tells Sue, you got to use what you want to get what you want.
	2:53pm spodiodi: i'm with Granny. mas!
	2:53pm solo mom: Rich LOL
	2:53pm Carmichael: The kids sounded as old as the Dad.
	2:54pm solo mom: And correct a few outdated mis conceptions.
	2:54pm solo mom: See what I did there? Hahah
	2:54pm Carmichael: And where the hell was Mom the whole time? In the kitchen making Tomato Aspic?
	2:55pm ARBicurious: It can be taught by Miss Conception and Miss Carriage
	2:55pm solo mom: So much fun Meownager!
	2:55pm coelacanth∅: okay now kids, who's got the whiskey? let's do anal shots!
	2:55pm Gaylord Fields: @Carmichael: Age of consent in about half of the US states is 16. That was accurate casting.
	2:55pm spodiodi: thanks, Otis!
	2:55pm Mr Fab: Gawd, can you imagine if we did our own sequel? -Dad, what's a cream pie? - Here, let me show you...
	2:56pm spodiodi: ahots? let's just boof it, ∅
	2:56pm StringOFperils: Thanks for that btw, Otis!
	2:56pm Sonderangebot: This show comes full circle, from cosmic assholes to aspic rings.
	2:56pm solo mom: Edgy radio that actually centers you.
	2:57pm Miss Carriage: Thank you so much Oats!
	2:57pm Mx. Granny (e/em): we're all warmed up for Kitten Sparkles! HE'LL tell us about figging!
	2:57pm solo mom: Rusty Trombones!
	2:57pm Mx. Granny (e/em): Thanks, Otis!
	2:57pm Sonderangebot: Oh yeah Otis you've warmed us up for sure!
	2:57pm Gaylord Fields: "Dad, until now I thought 'London Bridge' was a place in England and a 'pearl necklace' was jewelry Mom wore in the kitchen!"
	2:58pm spodiodi: lol Gaylord Fields
	2:58pm Carmichael: Cleveland Steamer.
	2:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Otis!
	2:58pm solo mom: What’s the dif between a hot lunch and a hot Carl? And does it have anything to do with a plate job?
	2:58pm Meownager: Thanks everyone, that was fun! See you soon in another show and another chat. Take care friends!
	2:59pm spodiodi: oh boy.... is that right before or after the donkey punch, dad?
	2:59pm Mx. Granny (e/em): and a tossed salad to start!
	2:59pm coelacanth∅: i looked up "shrimping" and there seem to be many definitions
	2:59pm spodiodi: mmm gemischten salat!
	2:59pm solo mom: Always begin w a tossed salad!
	2:59pm spodiodi: i know it as toe sucking, ∅
	2:59pm Mr Fab: take it away, kitten, www.wfmu.org...
	2:59pm Mx. Granny (e/em): THANKS OTIS!!!!
	2:59pm spodiodi: feet don't do it for me :^S
	2:59pm StringOFperils: Sounds like a Baseball Hall of Fame guy...Arnold Kominski, 'The Cleveland Steamer'
	3:00pm Gaylord Fields: Thanks, Otis! I guess it's back to work for me, somehow, after all that edutainment/entercation.
	3:00pm Carmichael: Teabagging.
	3:01pm Otis (the cat formally known as Meownager): Great to read you Gaylord and Krys stopped by too. What a fun day. Bye all, sending smiles!
	3:01pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, Otis!
	3:08pm spodiodi: anything goes when it comes to toes, cause shrimpin' ain't easy

Friendly Persuasion with Otis Fodder: Playlist from September 29, 2020

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September 29, 2020: Supervised Detection of Anomalous Sounds from Circular Courses

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Approx. start time
Atton Paul	Plume: Object Continuum	Soundtracks For Animated Super-8 Films Vol. 1	Dying Bird	1999	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Francesco Messina	Prati Bagnati del Monte Analogo	Prati Bagnati del Monte Analogo	Die Schachtel	1979/2013	0:05:40 (Pop-up)
Swami Sivananda Radha	Relaxation Stressing Creativity	Relaxation	Swami Sivananda Radha	1967	0:06:37 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Friendly Persuasion Catering Service	Opening Beverage: Frozen Tomato Frappe				0:29:03 (Pop-up)
The Earl Hennessy Trio	Sun Song "Sun Song" by "The Earl Hennessy Trio"	The Lost Tapes Record Club EP-2	Exquisite Corpses / The Lost Tapes Record Club	2016	0:34:29 (Pop-up)
Nightsatan	Nightmare In The Night / Doomsday Judgement	Nightsatan And The Loops Of Doom	Death Waltz Originals	2015	0:39:59 (Pop-up)
Listening Center	Spring's Echo "Spring's Echo" by "Listening Center"	Cycles / Other Phenomena	Deep Distance	2015	0:43:29 (Pop-up)
Boreal Network	Steel Whirl "Steel Whirl" by "Boreal Network"	Itasca Road Trip	More Than Human	2016	0:51:52 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Friendly Persuasion Catering Service	Appetizer: Tomato Aspic with Shrimp				0:54:53 (Pop-up)
Silica Gel	Oddly Bloodless "Oddly Bloodless" by "Silica Gel"	50) Noisy Children Party	Future Logic Development Corporation	1993/2016	0:56:06 (Pop-up)
Negativland	Squant "Squant" by "Negativland"	Over The Edge Vol. 5: Crosley Bendix - The Radio Reviews	Seeland	1993	1:00:16 (Pop-up)
Carlo Maria Cordio	M13 "M13" by "Carlo Maria Cordio"	Pieces	We Release Whatever The Fuck We Want Records	1982/2015	1:09:20 (Pop-up)
Roxy Music	Just Like You "Just Like You" by "Roxy Music"	Stranded	ATCO	1974	1:11:15 (Pop-up)
Henry Mancini	Bateau Mouche "Bateau Mouche" by "Henry Mancini"	Charade	RCA Victor	1963	1:19:29 (Pop-up)
François de Roubaix & Stan Laferrière	Les Amis	Les plus belles musiques de François de Roubaix - Volume 2	Barclay	1971/1977	1:22:12 (Pop-up)
Bobby Russell	As Far As I'm Concerned	The Grasshopper	National General	1970	1:24:49 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Friendly Persuasion Catering Service	Main Course: Creamed Shellfish in Rice Ring				1:29:23 (Pop-up)
Vicente Gomez	Por Que... and other masterpieces of fire and romance	The Romantic Guitar Of Vicente Gomez	Decca	1964	1:30:10 (Pop-up)
Barbara Montaigne	Flower Arranging	Flower Arranging	Montaigne Limited Edition	1965	1:33:40 (Pop-up)
Vicente Gomez	My Sake, My Tears... and other melancholy favorites	Tokyo Rhapsody	Decca	1968	1:46:10 (Pop-up)
Real Carioca	Gente "Gente" by "Real Carioca"	Años Dourados	Siesta	1999	2:12:09 (Pop-up)
Jack Parnell	Topsy "Topsy" by "Jack Parnell"	Strictly Britxotica! - Palais Pop And Locarno Latin	Trunk	2017	2:22:22 (Pop-up)
Kazi Arindam	Mere Liye Too Bani "Mere Liye Too Bani" by "Kazi Arindam"	Bollywood Steel Guitar	Sublime Frequencies ‎	1984/2012	2:24:05 (Pop-up)
M. Ashraf feat. Nahid Akhtar	Life Hai Kuch Dinon Ki (Never Mind)	The Sound of Wonder!	Finders Keepers	1978/2009	2:29:25 (Pop-up)
Mahagon	Ve Světle Petrolejky "Ve Světle Petrolejky" by "Mahagon"	Czech Up! Vol. 1: Chain Of Fools - Czechoslovak Freak-Beat, Fuzz-Soul, Female-Pop, Disco-Fancy, & Jazz-Funk 1966-1978	Vampi Soul	1976/2016	2:35:19 (Pop-up)
Syd Dale	Disco-Tek "Disco-Tek" by "Syd Dale"	Ouh La La !!... Vol. One	Les Disques Cosmogol	1973/2000	2:38:59 (Pop-up)
The Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band	Giggin' Down 103rd	Together	Warner Bros.	1968	2:45:45 (Pop-up)
Fred Wesley and the J.B.'s	You Sure Love to Ball	Damn Right I Am Somebody	People / Get On Down / Universal	1974/2014	2:48:29 (Pop-up)
James Brown	Hot Pants (She Got to Use What She Got to Get What She Wants)	Hot Pants	Polydor	1971	2:54:36 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Friendly Persuasion Catering Service	Dessert: Broiled Grapefruit with Kirsch				2:56:40 (Pop-up)
Stanley Z. Daniels M.D.	Sex For Teens (Where It's At)	Sex For Teens (Where It's At)	Carapan	1969	3:11:35 (Pop-up)
Coil / Zos Kia	Sewn Open "Sewn Open" by "Coil / Zos Kia"	Transparent	Cold Spring	1984/2017	3:41:36 (Pop-up)
Coil / Zos Kia	Sicktone "Sicktone" by "Coil / Zos Kia"	Transparent			3:47:16 (Pop-up)
Coil / Zos Kia	Silence And Secrecy (Section)	Transparent			3:48:33 (Pop-up)
Manfred Hübler & Siegfried Schwab	There's No Satisfaction	Vampiros Lesbos: Sexadelic Dance Party	Crippled Dick Hot Wax!	1969/2006	3:52:49 (Pop-up)
Jayne Mansfield	That Makes It "That Makes It" by "Jayne Mansfield"	Destination Lust (The World Of Love, Sex And Violence - 32 Erotic Fantasies From The Vaults)	Bear Family	2020	3:57:29 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	10:57am Rich in Washington: HOW LONG AM I SUPPOSED TO HANG ON THIS LINE!!??
	10:59am Connie Comment: I want to speak to the manager.
	11:00am Connie Comment: I mean I want to speak to the Meownager.
	11:01am Meownager: Yes, dear human, how many you serve us?
	11:02am Constance De Witt: I am waiting to hear my master's voice!
	11:02am Mx. Granny (e/em): Salutations, Otis and folx!
	11:03am Sonderangebot: Hello Otis, hello Rich, hello Connie (nice name!), hello Granny!
	11:04am Connie Comment: Is this the meownager? Well I have something to say.... I LOVE FRIENDLY PERSUASION.
	11:04am Connie Comment: Granny! Sondy! Constance! Rich! Xoxoxox
	11:05am Meownager: Sond, the kitties have spoken to you. They are only making a very brief appearance on route to full dishes of love, as you humans call, food.
	11:05am Rich in Washington: Hi Connie Comment, Meownager, Constance, Granny, and Sonderangebot!
	11:08am Rich in Washington: This is finally calming me down. Boy, being on hold for a long time can certainly get one's blood pressure up!
	11:10am Franco Twinkie: When I close my eyes I see canned string beans circling a rice wheel topped with some sort of jizzy looking goo. Should I talk to my pastor about this?
	11:11am Sonderangebot: This kitty needs a kitty massage to relax.
	11:11am Carmichael: Heya Otis and Persuaders.
	11:12am Meownager: Hello friends, the heart in particular rejoices in the opportunity to relax and feed cats, all cats.
	11:13am Sonderangebot: Good morning, Carmichael.
	11:15am Franco Twinkie: I'm relaxed already!!! Can I have some coffee cake now?
	11:15am Connie Comment: I checked in on main wfmu chat for a minute this morn- guess what they were talking about????
	11:16am Carmichael: Yeah, gotta go get my morning eats. brb ...
	11:16am Mx. Granny (e/em): Don Felder?
	11:16am Connie Comment: This music compelled me to roll a joint at 8:15 am - enablers!
	11:17am Meownager: Who is going to Stashu's Karaoke Party this Saturday, meow?
	11:17am Mx. Granny (e/em): ME!!!!
	11:17am Franco Twinkie: Grrrrrr aaaa neeee.
	11:18am Connie Comment: They were discussing food. Lots and Lott’s of posts about peaches, persimmons and pears.
	11:18am Mx. Granny (e/em): Dana and i and some friends all got tix for Stashu's karaoke!!!
	11:18am Connie Comment: I am going!
	11:18am Mx. Granny (e/em): Fuh rank oh!
	11:18am Martinibomb: what's going on friendly persuaders?!
	11:19am Mx. Granny (e/em): hey, BelliniMom!
	11:19am Meownager: Lovely Granny! Not sure I can make it, but I send my love from Xanadu, meow.
	11:19am Meownager: Hi MmmmmmB!
	11:19am Connie Comment: Franco your friend Florentine Exhuma sent me a cassette - I’m gonna play it on the radio this week!
	11:19am Sonderangebot: I'm going to the karaoke partay, too, yay!!! So glad I will 'meet' you!
	11:20am Sonderangebot: Hey Martinibomb!
	11:20am Martinibomb: I just signed up for Stashu karaoke this morning - doing Jackson with my partner in crime
	11:20am Mx. Granny (e/em): Meownager: i was just reliving the Xanaduum in my journal this morning! I'll never be the same.
	11:21am Franco Twinkie: When, today!?!
	11:21am Connie Comment: There’s before the times before Xanadu marathon and there’s the times after Xanadu marathon : BX and AX
	11:22am Mx. Granny (e/em): precisely
	11:22am Meownager: Amen Connie. Awomen Connie. Ameowan Connie.
	11:22am Connie Comment: MB! Greg and I are practicing the Swedish language version of summer wine- it exists on karaoke already!!!
	11:23am solo mom: Thursday on primal ice cream Franco, I just wanted to tell you so you could clear your schedule ;-)
	11:24am Meownager: Our kitties are preparing your opening beverage, please stay tuned and watch out for tiny hairs in your frappe serving shortly.
	11:25am Carmichael: In a Gadda Da Relaxation.
	11:26am solo mom: This wady is a widdle bit wike Madeline Kahn doing marwene deitwich
	11:26am Rich in Washington: I get cosmic energy on the budget plan so it's the same amount every month, all year 'round.
	11:26am Meownager: We do very much wish meow she would have introduced each and every Claudine Longet song on record meow.
	11:27am Franco Twinkie: Got it. Thanks.
	11:27am solo mom: I had cosmic energy panels installed on my roof and I’ve saved a lot of money already.
	11:28am solo mom: Meownager - no wegwets
	11:28am Mx. Granny (e/em): I shed 23 lifetimes in one week!
	11:28am Sonderangebot: I just heard 'you are the cosmic asshole'
	11:28am Rich in Washington: Did the swami just say 'cosmic asshole'?
	11:28am ARB: That was tingly and joyful. Did she say "you are the cosmic asshole"?
	11:28am Sonderangebot: @ARB haha!!!! you too!
	11:28am solo mom: I have heard that most people on ayahuasca see a cosmic butthole
	11:29am Carmichael: The swami has a potty mouth.
	11:29am Rich in Washington: Oh, jinx, Sonderangebot and ARB! I am glad it's not just my aging ears that heard that!
	11:29am solo mom: We got our sheenas ears on.
	11:29am ARB: When i took ayahuasca I only saw the cosmic assholes i was surrounded by
	11:30am Mx. Granny (e/em): HA!
	11:30am ARB: But maybe because it wasn't artisanal
	11:30am Rich in Washington: @ARB: HA!
	11:30am spodiodi: good morning Otis and hangers-on! let's talk about me me me :)
	11:30am Sonderangebot: ARB just don't do your ayahuasca with the folks from GOOP next time!
	11:31am Mx. Granny (e/em): ARB, i have a feeling you would concoct a lovely ARBtisinal Ayahuasca
	11:31am solo mom: haven’t taken ayahuasca butt I see them too, like lizard people but with buttholes instead of faces
	11:31am Rich in Washington: @ARB: none of them had acoustic guitars, I hope!
	11:31am Sonderangebot: This frozen tomato frappe is the last thing I want to drink now, so I am giving it to spodiodi!
	11:31am Mx. Granny (e/em): or didjeridoos
	11:31am billylondon: Rue barre!!
	11:32am solo mom: ARB I loved your troll show yesterday BTW genius xoxox
	11:32am ARB: Rich, how did you know!? One of them did slam poetry
	11:32am Mx. Granny (e/em): MARGERINE!?!?!?
	11:32am solo mom: Your menu croppings look menacing, by the wayyyy. I feel threatened.
	11:32am Franco Twinkie: Alina, did you vomit something that looked like green Jello and cottage cheese when you were, well you know...
	11:32am ARB: Trollo mon thank you! XO
	11:33am Rich in Washington: I've been to lots of open mic events in Portland and used to have huge, fairly open bonfire events at my house.
	11:33am Martinibomb: Don't forget Hologram Teen Wednesday on Medium Cool @Otis :-)
	11:33am Mx. Granny (e/em): i do not want to drink a cocktail that contains margerine
	11:33am Rich in Washington: There's always one or two faux woke douche bros with acoustic guitars. It's like picnics and ants.
	11:34am solo mom: Cool Hologram teen! Exciting
	11:34am ARB: Oops they misread tangerine and added margerine
	11:34am Mx. Granny (e/em): faux woke fauxlk muzak
	11:34am ARB: I'm having Oops All Berries for bfast
	11:34am Rich in Washington: Fine, Granny. No butter daiquiris for you!
	11:35am Mx. Granny (e/em): butter is a different matter altogether!
	11:35am Rich in Washington: Faux Woke rhymes with Folk.
	11:35am solo mom: I’m having “purple punch” and wild oats w raisins for breakfast.
	11:35am ARB: One butter beer for Granny
	11:36am Sonderangebot: Going to make some warm oatmeal now, that's all there's left to eat, breakfast wise
	11:36am Franco Twinkie: Butter in coffee - is that already over?
	11:36am Carmichael: Butter beer with cimanin.
	11:36am Meownager: Butter in coffee as a special treat is forever.
	11:37am Martinibomb: ^Agree!!!
	11:37am ARB: They still shouldn't have given Chances the mic while we were all looking for cosmic buttholes
	11:37am Mx. Granny (e/em): ghee
	11:37am Meownager: Mmmm Carm, make me one of those!
	11:37am Rich in Washington: Enjoy your oatmeal meal.
	11:37am solo mom: Granny remember in Chicken Ranch there’s something on the “sex menu” that Mandy rattled off that’s called a frappe. I always wondered what it was.
	11:37am Rich in Washington: ghee, I can't believe it's not butter!
	11:37am Mx. Granny (e/em): the sex menu!!!!
	11:38am Mx. Granny (e/em): what was a frappe? do we have a code key?
	11:38am spodiodi: somebody make a joke about the kid's menu!
	11:38am Meownager: Code/PW: Worchestershire Wedges
	11:39am solo mom: This music is glorious!!
	11:39am Mx. Granny (e/em): spodiodi: um, errrr… that kids menu ain't kidding!
	11:40am Mx. Granny (e/em): that was really bad!!!!
	11:40am solo mom: Lollllllllll
	11:41am Franco Twinkie: A friend of mine would get a bottle of maple syrup and a cube of butter in his Christmas stocking when he was little. He told me he would take a bite of butter and then wash it down with a slug of syrup.
	11:41am solo mom: This single mom loves a mom joke!
	11:41am spodiodi: sorr, Granny 8^\| ! going to ghee my nose in shame :~(
	11:41am ARB: Franco, Sounds like my primitivist friends, only they would have roadkill bear fat instead of butter
	11:42am Martinibomb: Nightsatan!!! Hahah Love that title
	11:42am Rich in Washington: Night Satan's a tough gig but there's a shift differential. You can make $2 an hour more than Day or Swing Satan.
	11:42am solo mom: Franco one year I got meat for Christmas! All my presents even my stocking. My parents were cruel jokesters
	11:42am Mx. Granny (e/em): no shame in Sheena's! ARB said so, right?
	11:42am Rich in Washington: Christmas meat!
	11:43am spodiodi: Sheena's Jungle Room: A Place Beyond Shame <3
	11:43am ARB: No apologies, all shame
	11:43am Mx. Granny (e/em): ok!
	11:43am Rich in Washington: I remember the year I finally got a lincoln log.
	11:43am Franco Twinkie: Truths revealed, and in the first hour no less!
	11:43am Meownager: Night Seitan, meow.
	11:43am ARB: I've never had a xmas stocking, hint
	11:43am Mx. Granny (e/em): Rich: an entire Lincoln log?
	11:44am solo mom: Shamebracing - hug your shame till it blushes w love
	11:44am Mx. Granny (e/em): Awwwww
	11:44am Rich in Washington: Yep. And the following year I got a Lego.
	11:44am spodiodi: Franco, my little brother would eat chunks of butter and spoonfuls of sugar. we don't speak
	👻 11:44am Krys O.: Greetings! Listening at work in Roseland.
	11:45am spodiodi: what's wrong with These People?
	11:45am ARB: I would eat Crisco out of the tub just because of the picture of the cherry pie on the label. I didn't understand why it didn't taste the same
	11:45am Mx. Granny (e/em): a friend of mine once slurped with a straw the melted butter in a packet
	11:46am spodiodi: i once did a line of slat and pepper in a Burger King for 5 bucks (i really wanted to see a movie)
	11:46am solo mom: One year on Christmas there were no presents and halfway through the day, my step mom walked into the room and just threw all the old copies of the New Yorker at me that were stacked in the bathroom and said “here you line reading these things don’t you?”
	11:46am Franco Twinkie: All my Jewish friend were of the lapsed progressive variety, which meant dreidels in the stockings.
	11:46am spodiodi: salt*
	11:47am Mx. Granny (e/em): in high school a pal of mine snorted the fizzy powder from the center of a Zotz candy
	11:47am Mx. Granny (e/em): i once snorted wasabi to win a wasabi-consuming contest
	11:48am Franco Twinkie: I would eat Play Doe because of the way it smelled.
	11:48am spodiodi: Granny, that sounds dangerous --- Mikey from Life cereal DIED putting pop rocks in coca cola! :O (or so went the urban myth) -- he lived i know i know
	11:48am solo mom: When I worked on Haight street, a family of midwestern folk came in the store- their little 6 yo daughter holding a stick of butter in her hand with the top unwrapped and was licking it like a push pop!!!
	11:48am Rich in Washington: in fourth grade, I accidentally inhaled a whole bunch of a jumbo pixie stick when my friend Mark made me laugh really hard when we were on a candy binge.
	11:48am spodiodi: (the zotz, that is, Granny)
	11:49am ARB: Stop Solo!
	11:49am spodiodi: solo mon, i just barfed :)
	11:49am ARB: They were definitely from Wisconsin, I love sconnies
	11:49am solo mom: Not kidding. We were beyond ourselves!
	11:50am Sonderangebot: guess what they use as lubricant over there, solo
	11:50am Mx. Granny (e/em): spodiodi: i distinctly remember that rumor!
	11:50am solo mom: Temptation of Christ is a laff riot I’ve heard.
	11:50am spodiodi: i llike that spirograph album art
	11:50am Rich in Washington: I went into a bosses office once to go over some paperwork, there was an entire unwrapped stick of butter sitting on its wrapper on his desk. He didn't explain it and I didn't ask but I've never forgotten it.
	11:51am spodiodi: Granny elbow bump :)
	11:51am Martinibomb: I broke into the neighbors' house when I was 4 and ate their butter. When my mom asked me why i did it, I said because "It tastes like my boogers."
	11:51am spodiodi: lol MB
	11:51am Mr Fab: yawn, stretch How are all you people so awake already?!
	👻 11:51am Krys O.: Granny, we sniffed our homemade horseradish that was made for Easter in our Polish household. It was super strong and cleared sinuses. We became used to it, although we had to wear protection during hand grinding before food processors. Can't imagine direct snorting.
	11:51am ARB: I don't think I ever tasted real butter until I was 25
	11:51am Martinibomb: butter tastes like boogers prove me we wrong
	11:51am solo mom: MB!!!!!
	11:52am Rich in Washington: We're not awake, Fab! We're FAUX WOKE.
	11:52am spodiodi: i had a margerinemom, ARB -- i feel ya
	11:52am Sonderangebot: not it doesn't, just start packaging them and start making extra income, Martinibomb
	11:52am Franco Twinkie: Wow, this butter thing really hit the mark!
	11:52am spodiodi: i should have said my lil bro chomped margarine earlier (i lie a lot)
	11:52am Martinibomb: @Krys O I have a big old horseradish plant love it! And yeahh.. wear goggles/protection when making anything LoL
	11:53am ARB: Yeah, only Country Crock margarine for Little Arb and then I went vegan at 15. Probably explains why I have 8 gallons of ghee in my cupboard now
	11:53am solo mom: I can’t believe it’s not boogers!
	11:53am Martinibomb: ^Bahahah
	11:53am spodiodi: solo lol
	👻 11:53am Krys O.: My mom poured warm, melted butter into my ear when I had an earache as a kid. It was not done often and it felt temporarily soothing.
	11:54am solo mom: Yea ARB we were a country crock family too. What a name!
	11:54am Carmichael: Solo FTW!
	11:54am Rich in Washington: I recently bought some vegetable ghee on a whim and it smells like someone shat out cherry koolaid. Such a weird smell. It's made from palm oil. El Ghazel brand, if memory serves.
	11:54am spodiodi: ARB, my father would wrap pancakes around huge spoonfuls of Country Crock --- i called him out on it.... never mattered
	11:55am solo mom: Oh wow I want somebody to pour warm butter in my ear. Sounds amazing!
	11:55am solo mom: Carmichael:-)
	11:55am spodiodi: he eventually had like that Def LEppard song
	11:56am spodiodi: never mind me, please . especially that last blob of words
	11:56am Rich in Washington: This show is like having warm, really expensive artisanal butter poured in our ears.
	11:56am Sem: Hello, Otis, the friendly, the persuaders, the ellipitical, the few, the largely confused, and wanna-be Fodders
	11:57am Carmichael: Mmmm, ear butter ...
	11:57am Rich in Washington: Ah, Silica Gel. Love them.
	11:57am solo mom: Bored w butter in your coffee? Try it in your ears!
	11:57am spodiodi: 'allo 'allo, S'em
	11:57am solo mom: Oddly bloodless as in “this tomato and shrimp aspic is oddly bloodless.”
	11:58am Sem: Look out below, spo'!
	11:58am spodiodi: 8:^O
	11:58am ARB: All butter in Mexico is cut with margarine
	11:59am Sem: Lucky butter. How about this:en.wikipedia.org...
	11:59am Franco Twinkie: Yesterday I swore I wouldn't spend all morning fucking around on the computer, and get out of the house early, but this is so fun I might have rethink my plan. Food secrets of the damned!
	11:59am spodiodi: DESICCANT: DO NOT EAT
	12:00pm Rich in Washington: Crosley!
	12:00pm solo mom: Sem oh wow and the article mentions “fatbergs” the grossest thing I can think of.
	12:01pm Mr Fab: That Silica Gel track was da coolness. Is that generally what their stuff is like?
	12:01pm Rich in Washington: Oh man. Search Squant carefully!
	12:02pm Meownager: Indeed Fab, that album is just like that. And there is also a Weatherman collab cassette from around the same time I remember.
	12:03pm Rich in Washington: Oh wow. Silica Gel and Weatherman?
	12:03pm Meownager: Rich - www.discogs.com...
	12:04pm Rich in Washington: It's on Bandcamp! Get. Got. Thanks!
	12:04pm spodiodi: Franco, i can relate. yesterday, i swore... a lot.
	12:05pm spodiodi: glad to see you
	12:05pm Franco Twinkie: I remember seen George Carlin on Laugh-in doing a bit about a new number discovered in between six and seven called bleen.
	12:06pm Rich in Washington: I remember sending the old Negativland site, Squant page to a camera bug coworker and for the longest time he thought it was for real, yet thought the people pushing it were cranks.
	12:06pm Meownager: Oh wow, thanks Rich. Bookmarked to purchase. Had the tape in the 90s and haven't heard it in years. Dropping the link here for others, wifflefist.bandcamp.com...
	12:06pm spodiodi: i went to pop a squant in the country crock, and all i got was this lousy margarine pompadour
	12:07pm solo mom: The color courts. Hahah
	12:07pm spodiodi: Franco, my uncle taught my cousin an alternate alphabet (much to his sister's dismay), that replaced the letter "E" with somethnig called "Eggaput"
	12:08pm solo mom: As a former art director I really appreciate the color theory humor!
	12:08pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): My office is still all done in squant panelling.
	12:09pm Rich in Washington: I bought a Squant-ready TV in the late 90s and it never happened.
	12:09pm spodiodi: wb, Kenzo! have some margarine
	12:10pm Rich in Washington: Hi Kenzo!
	12:10pm ARB: In the Hindi alphabet there's 55 regular letters, and at least 39 secret letters
	12:10pm solo mom: Pantone won’t recognize squant but all the clients are asking for it.
	12:10pm Meownager: I believe sqant was a color on NBC's Peacock.
	👻 12:11pm Krys O.: Pantone would ask for royalties on squant.
	12:11pm spodiodi: and give it a number
	12:11pm Meownager: Hellooo Kenzooo
	12:11pm spodiodi: something with 4's in it, i bet
	12:11pm solo mom: Ahhhh this song
	12:13pm solo mom: Breaking news- squant has been purchased by anish kapoor and no longer has any relevance to the general public.
	👻 12:14pm Krys O.: My brother invented a code where one bisects a letter vertically and puts the left side on the right and vice versa. We wrote letters to each other in this code while he was away in college. I still remember it. It only used capitalized letters.
	12:14pm Meownager: Hulooo Krys Oooo!
	👻 12:14pm Krys O.: Hidey-ho!
	12:15pm Cp304: Good afternoon peoples, Otis
	12:18pm Rich in Washington: We should replace Ps and Ss with a new sounding letter which isn't poppy or sibilant.
	12:18pm Franco Twinkie: I had a Negativland record that had a cover made out of yellow wallpaper and I don't remember who borrowed it, and they aren't fessing up.
	12:19pm Meownager: Crosley Bendix could have a piece on that one Rich!
	12:20pm solo mom: There’s a distinct lack of baby’s breath garnish in this meal so far.
	12:20pm Rich in Washington: My Negativland S/T has an Aunt Jemima ad glued to it and the original wallpaper is starting to come off.
	12:21pm solo mom: What’s dry and soggy at the same time?
	12:21pm Meownager: I have 2 people standing by a house pasted on my CD version and still have my button inside.
	12:23pm Meownager: Dinner being served very soon meow solo.
	12:23pm spodiodi: i want something pasted to a single of True False. if i hd such a thing, i'd paste it on my wall and tombstone
	12:25pm Franco Twinkie: Negativland had a show of collages a few years ago which was great, but better than that, they also had a book about copyright infringement, that is worth a million bucks in saved legal fees.
	12:28pm Cp304: Omg butts!
	12:28pm solo mom: Love that album cover
	👻 12:29pm Krys O.: Bobby Russell was Mr. Vicki Lawrence briefly.
	12:30pm Rich in Washington: Mmmm.. That's good rice ring!
	👻 12:30pm Krys O.: The green beans are probably boiled beyond recognition.
	12:30pm solo mom: Don’t be shellfish pass over that creamy ring!
	12:30pm Sonderangebot: Wow, I really hate those green beans.
	👻 12:30pm Krys O.: Yeeha!
	12:31pm solo mom: Wow married to Mama
	12:31pm Rich in Washington: I hate green beans! I can eat them raw, but cooked.. BLEH!
	12:32pm solo mom: How am I supposed to get anything done with this compelling content?!?!
	👻 12:32pm Krys O.: I agree, solo mom. My lunch half-hour at work is over and I have to devote my attention to bar codes.
	12:33pm Sonderangebot: I worked for many years in a flower shop owned by an aging Austrian couple, and I never bothered learning how to arrange flowers.
	12:33pm Cp304: Nice cat beat repeat
	12:34pm spodiodi: baby's breath is the Vaseline lens of flower arrangement
	12:35pm Cp304: What are those places called that sell flowers and bushes and plants?
	12:35pm solo mom: Ivy in a copper funnel hanging on a wall
	12:36pm Franco Twinkie: Butts!My parents took me and my sister to see Dr. No in 1962 when it was first released. The scene where Sean Connrery and Ursula Andress were on that shower conveyor belt thing together, and one assumes nekkid, was burnt into my six year old brain. The very idea!
	12:36pm spodiodi: ewww!
	12:37pm solo mom: None of these things is expensive.
	👻 12:37pm Krys O.: I got a book on flower arranging written by Mary Martin. This was in the early 70s, I think.
	12:37pm Rich in Washington: That's pretty assumptive on the part of Ms Montaigne that every house has a mirror.
	12:37pm solo mom: Oh a one flower arrangement a very low bar.
	12:37pm Franco Twinkie: Be sure to wear gloves when working with string beans.
	12:38pm Sonderangebot: the flower industry makes me nauseous...
	12:38pm Rich in Washington: I wear an asbestos fire suit when handling string beans.
	12:39pm Meownager: When I added this record to Discogs, I added a quote that is on the back cover, "So, this record is for everybody and anybody on your gift list. Men too. Don't let them fool you -- they are the most sentimental of all humans, and those patient in the wartime hospital in Edinborough were ALL MEN!" www.discogs.com...
	12:39pm Franco Twinkie: The foam material goes on top of the rice.
	12:39pm Cp304: What is her obsession with odd numbers
	👻 12:39pm Krys O.: Scratch that. It was Mary Martin's needlepoint book. I got confused memories because I also received a book on flower arranging at the same time.
	12:39pm spodiodi: string beans from a can in a cold wet tent in the rain for breakfast ... soup wrapper as tissue
	12:39pm Sonderangebot: She perfected the fake, quirky, pleasant laugh.
	12:39pm Carmichael: I use zircon-encrusted tweezers when working with green beans.
	12:40pm spodiodi: string beans, when cut thinly enough, can slip right through nitrite gloves < - you've been warned
	12:42pm Cp304: I thought she just said not to do this
	12:43pm solo mom: Oh so good flower arrangements are like jazz...
	12:44pm spodiodi: fancy, Carmichael!
	12:44pm Sonderangebot: I'm going to open my flower shop and called it 'Bottom Blooms'.
	12:45pm spodiodi: i've never received a dozen roses :~(
	12:46pm coelacanth∅: greetings Otis and persuasive others
	12:46pm Martinibomb: coelacanth∅!
	12:46pm Carmichael: This is pretty exciting!
	12:46pm spodiodi: the big ∅ \m/
	12:47pm solo mom: Don’t break the coddling chain
	12:47pm coelacanth∅: hey Mbomb! spodi!
	12:48pm solo mom: Unspoken first rule of flower arrangement is don’t offend your husband!
	12:48pm Sonderangebot: SNIP those long stems!!!! SNIP SNIP
	12:49pm coelacanth∅: spodi, i've never received a dozen roses either. when i've received just one very thorny rose i've attributed it to the perception of the giver
	12:50pm Franco Twinkie: My mother would make string beans with onions and tomato sauce. Me and my sister despised them. After dinner, we would draw pictures of string beans as alien spaceships dripping with tomato sauce. It was our form of an excorcism for having to eat something so revolting. I am headed to that kitchen right now to make a peach/plum galette, because I'm not allowed to turn on my own oven on a hot day.
	12:50pm solo mom: Bring your single rose in a shampoo bottle with you wherever you go
	12:50pm StringOFperils: Fine china? I have to get fine china?
	12:51pm solo mom: I was annoyed recently to find that they strip all the thorns off roses before they go to the florist! Why????
	12:51pm Cp304: This ain’t no game String
	12:51pm Sonderangebot: probably not to get sued, solo
	12:52pm coelacanth∅: Franco that's the kind of art i thought you were referring to yesterday!
	12:52pm spodiodi: lol solo @1250 hi String! if you go to china, grab me something exotic, please
	12:53pm StringOFperils: I think I'll draw a flying string bean. That's a good idea.
	12:53pm Sonderangebot: flowers in straw hats, gross!!
	12:53pm solo mom: I only have rough china.
	12:53pm Sonderangebot: Put your flower arrangement in a bean can!!! Best of both worlds.
	12:53pm coelacanth∅: they wont get sued over the toxic chemicals they coat the flowers with
	12:54pm Carmichael: I think she said "Fine Chinette".
	12:54pm spodiodi: < china sifter ready to go here since yesterday (i'm psychic!)
	12:54pm solo mom: Nothing says I love you like a salami rose, why haven’t we learned how to make these yet...
	12:56pm coelacanth∅: seems to me one shouldn't base the arrangement around an iris because it will probably be one of the first to drop its petals
	12:57pm coelacanth∅: ...i'm writing this woman a letter immediately.
	12:57pm solo mom: Ah this makes me really miss the dahlia festival. They have flower arrangement contests that are outrageous
	12:58pm StringOFperils: I'm sending her an envelope full of rose thorns.
	12:58pm solo mom: Ugh cold tulips.
	12:59pm solo mom: Float one in an ash tray?!?
	12:59pm Cp304: “A different sorta girl”?
	12:59pm Carmichael: San Francisco used to have TulipMania every year.
	12:59pm coelacanth∅: last time i was in golden gate park there was a substantial dahlia garden incredibly beautiful
	1:00pm Sonderangebot: just give the kids crappy lowers
	1:00pm solo mom: Dark blue sausage shaped balloons
	1:01pm coelacanth∅: dark blue sausage policeman balloons! yes! then pop them each, one-by-one while making a wish
	1:02pm solo mom: Why are we having a police themed children’s party??
	1:02pm Sonderangebot: balloons, another useless polluting item
	1:02pm coelacanth∅: solo, you know how unruly children are
	1:03pm Sonderangebot: I wish someone would send me a gigantic funeral arrangement.
	1:03pm solo mom: Hahah coelacanthø! That’s why I have none.
	1:04pm coelacanth∅: be patient Sonderangebot
	1:04pm solo mom: We all need goals Sondy.
	1:05pm coelacanth∅: (i agree about balloons, by the way; especially milar)
	1:05pm StringOFperils: @sonderangebot > www.leevalley.com...
	1:05pm solo mom: “Work from the base to the tip of the stalk”. -context
	1:06pm Sonderangebot: brown mums for the cosmic asshole.
	1:06pm spodiodi: last time i was in GG park, someone threw a loaded hypo at me :-B oh wait, that was right here, outside of my residence
	1:06pm solo mom: Any arrangement that includes pipe cleaners. Mwah
	1:07pm spodiodi: and that green base foam
	1:08pm solo mom: Roses and Carnations hate each other.
	1:08pm StringOFperils: seafoam green?
	1:08pm Sonderangebot: who likes carnations?
	1:08pm Carmichael: I want one of those gigantic arrangements they hang around the winning horse at Belmont.
	1:08pm coelacanth∅: carnations are jealous
	1:08pm spodiodi: the best green
	1:09pm solo mom: I can’t wait til this comes full circle and she tells us to stick some carnations in a stick of butter.
	1:09pm ARB: In a butter sculpture of a princesses head
	1:09pm Sonderangebot: Callous Lilies.
	1:10pm spodiodi: brb VIP slack calling
	1:10pm solo mom: Carnations with their hair dyed.
	1:10pm StringOFperils: carnations are camellia wannabees
	1:10pm ARB: are camellias rose wannabees?
	1:10pm Carmichael: Definitely need caffeine. Vicente Gomez is probably passed out by now ...
	1:11pm ARB: or just roses without the smell?
	1:12pm solo mom: She is malfunctioning a little
	1:12pm Sonderangebot: plus, I think the photo was taken in Osaka and not Tokyo. Pff
	1:12pm coelacanth∅: she was distracted by the kitten-sized fruit flies
	1:13pm solo mom: ARB unfort most roses don’t smell anymore, the ones sold at florists are bred for appearance and the process has lost most of the scents.
	1:14pm solo mom: LOL at kitten sized fruit flies
	1:14pm ARB: luckily the ones in my yard do, but the camellias got nothing
	1:14pm Carmichael: She's a different sorta gal.
	1:15pm ARB: the brugmansia smells divine
	1:15pm solo mom: Yeah natural roses still smell but if you get a dozen from the florist don’t expect any thorns or scent.
	1:15pm spodiodi: bye, Vinnie!
	1:15pm ARB: Bye bye Vincent
	1:16pm spodiodi: we grocery shop once every 3-4 weeks, but i drove past the farmer's market yesterday
	1:17pm solo mom: Brugmansia mmmm
	1:17pm coelacanth∅: without the smell i don't give a crap about roses. i like a snapdragon, orchid or iris or fuchsia ...
	1:17pm solo mom: I would zoom w you any time
	1:18pm Sonderangebot: You have a brugmansia in your yard, ARB? That's lovely!
	1:18pm ARB: I do, I used to have 3 but down to 1 now
	1:18pm billylondon: To the dep! Maudite!
	1:18pm solo mom: My fav smell is the water Hawthorne I have in my backyard fountain.
	1:19pm ARB: oooohlalalalala
	1:19pm Sonderangebot: I wish I could grow tropical flowers, they don't do well here, unfortunately.
	1:19pm ARB: our schedule is getting quarantine chubby
	1:19pm Sonderangebot: This quarantine is probably not over for a whiillllleeeee
	1:20pm coelacanth∅: i had to look up brugmansia... it must be related to datura (which i have some kind of relationship with)
	1:21pm solo mom: Yeah we r gonna spent all winter taking about butter and aspic on this chat room.
	1:21pm ARB: 2 guava trees which also smell lovely, tangerine and calamansi as well, it's a nice yard but it's right on the interstate so it's dusty and loud too
	1:21pm ARB: coelacanth∅, it is
	1:21pm solo mom: Coelacanthø I have a datura tattoo!
	1:22pm ARB: Solo, you do!? I used to want one before I got anti-tattoo
	1:22pm ARB: Yay for this lovely version of Topsy!
	1:23pm Meownager: Cannibal Topsy Stew Sounds.
	1:23pm Pimpdaddysupreme: Otis!!
	1:24pm solo mom: I got it in the 90s ARB - I let my friend in tattoo school practice on me for some reason. That’s the only tattoos I’ve got ( datura, my pal foot foot, and a topless alien woman )
	1:24pm Meownager: My homeslice... PDS!
	👻 1:24pm Krys O.: Ooh, there is a house in my neighborhood that has loads of datura in the yard and another one has passiflora. I love flowers and requested a mail order catalog of roses when I was about ten years old because it was "rose scented."
	1:25pm ARB: I have too many, just waiting for the technology to improve and remove them all
	1:25pm coelacanth∅: solo that's lovely! ...i have but 1/2 a tatoo
	1:25pm solo mom: Krys O sounds beautiful! I too have had a life long obsession w nice smells. They are life altering!
	1:26pm ARB: speaking of half tattoos, a friend has half of a sombrero that was tattooed on him while he was passed out, he woke up before they finished
	1:26pm Sonderangebot: I love passiflora... they are incredible!
	1:27pm solo mom: coel the datura is half finished, was never colored in but now I’m very glad it’s just line work.
	1:27pm coelacanth∅: ARB haha
	1:28pm spodiodi: ARB, that's funny -- the tattooo i always wanted featured a sombrero :^B
	1:28pm solo mom: ARB haha
	1:28pm spodiodi: i designed my only tattoo -- i think the artist was bored.
	1:29pm spodiodi: i would be
	1:29pm ARB: Heeeeyyyy!
	1:30pm ARB: I have the same electric chair that Cry Baby has, but at least not on my chest
	1:31pm Carmichael: I have 1 tattoo (on back of shoulder): en.wikipedia.org...
	1:32pm Meownager: I have no tattoos, well because I am a cat, the Meownager. However, I have you all tattooed, just stamped... on my heart.
	1:32pm coelacanth∅: i have a full-size lizard, one color except for green eyes... but it was supposed to be on a "japanese painting style" tree but my priorities changed before that part happened.
	1:33pm Meownager: I do adore tatts though, just never decided on one. Maybe I will one day, always open to possibilities in that realm. Piercings, took those out, but maybe yes. Oh wait, I'm a cat!
	1:35pm coelacanth∅: spodi @128 i designed mine too, and maybe the guy who did it was bored too, because when he should have been done he said "i can add a shadow so it looks 3-d. it's my specialty" like an idiot i said okay.
	1:37pm solo mom: I love tattoos but will never want another for me.
	1:37pm spodiodi: ah man, Coel. hopefully he at least did them well(?)
	1:38pm spodiodi: i still miight get the one that has the aforementioned sombrero some day (once my Muscles stop atrophying :^)
	1:39pm spodiodi: i used to think i'd build my body up before i got it, but now i just want it to stop shrinking
	1:42pm spodiodi: freakin wallet. ruins everything
	1:43pm solo mom: Sheenas: Food before records!!!
	1:44pm spodiodi: Carmichael , that horse makes my scribble look like crappe
	1:44pm Carmichael: The only reason for vacation is record shopping. I would definitely eat between, though.
	1:45pm solo mom: A baked potato? At least it wasn’t a stick of butter.
	1:45pm Carmichael: Spodi, it was designed by SNL's Phil Hartman.
	1:45pm coelacanth∅: spodi nah - if i ever do finish it with the tree it'll be to obscure his crappy 3-d effect
	1:46pm Mr Fab: Sheena's: Records before everything!! Except maybe liquor!
	1:46pm chresti in Griffith Park: Hi Otis and company!
	1:46pm Carmichael: I didn't know that until years later.
	1:46pm Meownager: Food first! Food fiiiiiiiight!
	1:47pm coelacanth∅: hey chresti!
	1:47pm solo mom: It is the creative tension between records food and booze that makes sheenas work
	1:48pm Rich in Washington: Phil Hartman was an amazing designer as well as illustrator. He did the wonderful painting on the cover of Firesign Theatre's Fighting Clowns.
	1:48pm solo mom: chresti!
	1:50pm spodiodi: Carmichael, i love him! that's too cool. i want to ask follow-up Qs but don't wanna be nosy!
	1:50pm spodiodi: had no idea, Carmichael, Rich -- cool cool cool :)
	1:51pm spodiodi: aloha, chresti!
	1:55pm Mx. Granny (e/em): chrestikins!
	👻 1:55pm Krys O.: YES!!! A fave JB song back then and still.
	1:56pm Carmichael: Ugh!
	1:58pm Meownager: Here too, tops Krys!
	2:02pm Rich in Washington: Mmmmm.. Broiled grapefruit!
	👻 2:12pm Krys O.: Grapefruit sounds good right now....
	2:15pm solo mom: The debris of civilization. Indeed.
	2:17pm solo mom: I had baked grapefruit w oat crust at my friends restaurant.
	2:18pm Mx. Granny (e/em): what i'm really learning here is some far out lingo
	2:20pm Mr Fab: I'm imagining dad with a pipe. Probly wearing a cardigan.
	2:20pm solo mom: This is surprisingly forward thinking. Dad has had some adventures obviously.
	2:22pm solo mom: Love from the turtle neck down only.
	2:22pm Sonderangebot: I wished I would have known !
	2:22pm Carmichael: Dad was probably in the Navy during WWII.
	2:23pm Mx. Granny (e/em): holy wow
	2:23pm solo mom: What? The heck. Omgx
	2:23pm Rich in Washington: Dad seems to know a lot about prostitutes.
	2:23pm solo mom: I rescind my former thoughts
	2:24pm solo mom: Not forward thinking.
	2:24pm Mx. Granny (e/em): not bad for 1969?
	2:24pm Mx. Granny (e/em): i know a lot of sex workers, i could be the dad next time!
	2:24pm solo mom: Somebody fell in love with their sex worker and has issues.
	2:25pm solo mom: Mx Granny lets re dux this lol
	2:26pm Mx. Granny (e/em): HA HA! You can be Sue?
	2:26pm Meownager: Oh, please. We could do it live right here, zoom you in!
	2:26pm solo mom: Like when people fall in love w their analyst... quite common actually.
	2:26pm solo mom: I’m such a Sue.
	2:27pm solo mom: Oh that’s where that sample comes from!
	2:27pm Mx. Granny (e/em): hee hee!
	2:27pm Meownager: Right now, we are all Sue.
	2:27pm Mr Fab: what sample?
	2:28pm spodiodi: i hope it's something tasty
	2:28pm solo mom: The life’s banquet one, dj me dj you use it in taste of Scandinavia and there’s a couple others
	2:28pm Meownager: Indeed Solo. en.wikipedia.org... ""Where It's At" has a number of spoken samples that Beck and the Dust Brothers incorporated into it. Many of these come from an obscure sex education album titled Sex for Teens: (Where It's At), a subtitle Beck borrowed..."
	2:28pm coelacanth∅: but i seem to get turned on by lots of girls. -and horses and sheep, and grasshoppers...
	2:29pm Rich in Washington: They're going to go on a bummer. I can just feel it.
	2:30pm Mx. Granny (e/em): solo, you are SO Sue!
	2:30pm solo mom: Bugging out
	2:30pm Sonderangebot: Pre marital blood test. mmmm
	2:31pm solo mom: Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a daddy.
	2:32pm Mr Fab: I would sooooo luv an instrumental version of the "Odelay" album. Gotta be in the Dust Bros archives somewhere.
	2:32pm spodiodi: my friends turn me on i live for drugs it's great
	2:32pm Dr Condom: You're welcome
	2:32pm Mx. Granny (e/em): Dr. Condom. That's the name of a character in a Bond film
	2:32pm Dr Condom: I still use papyrus
	2:33pm Power Papi: Wait....there was a Doctor Condom???!!!
	2:34pm solo mom: The rythm system. Cha cha cha.
	2:34pm Dr Condom: Poetry: The rhythm method that works
	2:34pm Mr Fab: In Catholic school, they taught us the 'rhythm method,' but then told us that it didn't really work.
	2:34pm spodiodi: #1!
	2:34pm Sonderangebot: They omitted lesbian sex as a good contraceptive
	2:35pm solo mom: I don’t need a condom I use iambic pentameter.
	2:35pm Dr Condom: always comes back to discharge
	2:35pm Dr Condom: Take a douche!
	2:35pm Rich in Washington: Dad is just a fount of knowledge.
	2:35pm spodiodi: many people are unaware that one can discharge themselves, pretty much at any time
	2:36pm Power Papi: Where should I take him?
	2:37pm coelacanth∅: take that douche in the white house, for instants...
	2:37pm Harry Areola: Bwhahaha
	2:37pm spodiodi: PLEASE
	2:37pm Dr Condom: jelly on the rim, the friendly persuasion tagline
	2:38pm spodiodi: oh... man...
	2:38pm solo mom: Goofed up periods geez
	2:38pm Dr Condom: it's redundant
	2:38pm solo mom: Must be jelly cuz jam don’t shake.
	2:38pm coelacanth∅: flax seed oil does a better job of regulating goofed up periods
	2:39pm spodiodi: lawdeh
	2:39pm StringOFperils: Will you be playing some COIL right after this?
	2:39pm solo mom: Daddy do you have a cigarette for me?
	2:39pm Dr Condom: the anal staircase can slide right in
	2:40pm coelacanth∅: hahaha
	2:40pm spodiodi: “Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss. Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that. Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”
	2:40pm solo mom: Discharge this family loves using that word.
	2:41pm Meownager: SoP... For you... Coil
	2:42pm Mx. Granny (e/em): i'll show you freaky!!!!
	2:42pm solo mom: I’m psychologically unstable but make it fashion
	2:42pm Sonderangebot: oh dear
	2:42pm coelacanth∅: What can be done about you?!
	2:43pm Sonderangebot: oh yeah like all straight people are mentally stable.
	2:43pm Mx. Granny (e/em): Where DO Lesbians fit in?
	2:43pm ARB: They were taken from Eve's rib
	2:43pm Carmichael: Homosexuals are extremely promiscuous. Social misfits. Psychologically unstable. Having sex with someone they'll never see again.
	2:43pm spodiodi: literal promiscuity makes me feel freaky in a freaky kinda way.... have a cigarette?
	2:43pm Mx. Granny (e/em): i love it when straight folx try to be authorities on queerness
	2:44pm Sonderangebot: Lesbians don't count because they are fantasy material, of course
	2:44pm Carmichael: Kind of like your relationship, Dad!
	2:44pm Mx. Granny (e/em): I'm ready to march in the streets now
	2:44pm coelacanth∅: however, lipstick lesbians are totally normal
	2:45pm Carmichael: Bisexuals! Explain that one, Dad ...
	2:45pm spodiodi: if you see any cigarette butts worth saving, please let me know where, Granny
	2:45pm ARBicurious: Where do I fit in?
	2:45pm spodiodi: or litereal promiscuity... it's been a while
	👻 2:45pm Krys O.: Thanks, Otis & everyone! Great fun!
	2:46pm Carmichael: Wow, I'm learning so much.
	2:46pm spodiodi: i am married to a cigarette butt, lying in the gutter
	2:46pm Meownager: Cheers Krys, great to read ya today!
	2:46pm Mx. Granny (e/em): this was recorded the same year as Stonewall
	2:47pm Rich in Washington: The more he talks, the more I'm convinced that dad is an incel and wonder where his kids came from.
	2:47pm Carmichael: Dad is an authority because he has tried ALL of it.
	2:47pm solo mom: Ha how he talks about gays this is how I feel about the GOP
	2:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em): HA!
	2:48pm Sonderangebot: Masturbation bashing now!
	2:48pm ARBicurious: How he talks about prostitutes makes me wonder if I'm a prostitute
	2:48pm solo mom: We should edit in republican every time he says prostitute or homosexual
	2:48pm Mx. Granny (e/em): solo: that is about what i was thinking!
	2:48pm Carmichael: "Hey Dad, what is necrophilia?"
	2:48pm spodiodi: solo ftw!
	2:48pm coelacanth∅: no experience dear? don't you too still take your bath together?
	2:49pm solo mom: Dad what can you tell us about shrimping??
	2:49pm Meownager: Shrimping. Shrimping is when you first...
	2:50pm Carmichael: Dad, what's a 'frappe'?
	2:50pm Sonderangebot: Aren't we all, ARB, aren't we all...
	2:50pm Mx. Granny (e/em): and figging, is it all that, dad?
	2:50pm Meownager: Frappe your Kirsch, slowly.
	2:50pm solo mom: Carmichael! The million dollar question!
	2:50pm Mx. Granny (e/em): yeah, will somebody please explain frappe?
	2:51pm Sonderangebot: what about bdsm, daddy?
	2:51pm ARBicurious: I speculate frappe is fake rape
	2:51pm solo mom: Dad why does mother have a strap on?
	2:52pm Carmichael: Dad, I heard Mommy talking about "pegging".
	2:52pm Sonderangebot: I was going to ask about pegging!
	2:52pm Gaylord Fields: Keep in mind, folks, that this is the "progressive" POV of 50 years ago.
	2:52pm Rich in Washington: They're slowly ascending into a giant science museum exhibit of a model uterus.
	2:53pm Mx. Granny (e/em): alright, we gotta make the sequel, and cover the vital topics that have been omitted!
	2:53pm spodiodi: shrimping makes me sad
	2:53pm Mr Fab: Dr James Brown tells Sue, you got to use what you want to get what you want.
	2:53pm spodiodi: i'm with Granny. mas!
	2:53pm solo mom: Rich LOL
	2:53pm Carmichael: The kids sounded as old as the Dad.
	2:54pm solo mom: And correct a few outdated mis conceptions.
	2:54pm solo mom: See what I did there? Hahah
	2:54pm Carmichael: And where the hell was Mom the whole time? In the kitchen making Tomato Aspic?
	2:55pm ARBicurious: It can be taught by Miss Conception and Miss Carriage
	2:55pm solo mom: So much fun Meownager!
	2:55pm coelacanth∅: okay now kids, who's got the whiskey? let's do anal shots!
	2:55pm Gaylord Fields: @Carmichael: Age of consent in about half of the US states is 16. That was accurate casting.
	2:55pm spodiodi: thanks, Otis!
	2:55pm Mr Fab: Gawd, can you imagine if we did our own sequel? -Dad, what's a cream pie? - Here, let me show you...
	2:56pm spodiodi: ahots? let's just boof it, ∅
	2:56pm StringOFperils: Thanks for that btw, Otis!
	2:56pm Sonderangebot: This show comes full circle, from cosmic assholes to aspic rings.
	2:56pm solo mom: Edgy radio that actually centers you.
	2:57pm Miss Carriage: Thank you so much Oats!
	2:57pm Mx. Granny (e/em): we're all warmed up for Kitten Sparkles! HE'LL tell us about figging!
	2:57pm solo mom: Rusty Trombones!
	2:57pm Mx. Granny (e/em): Thanks, Otis!
	2:57pm Sonderangebot: Oh yeah Otis you've warmed us up for sure!
	2:57pm Gaylord Fields: "Dad, until now I thought 'London Bridge' was a place in England and a 'pearl necklace' was jewelry Mom wore in the kitchen!"
	2:58pm spodiodi: lol Gaylord Fields
	2:58pm Carmichael: Cleveland Steamer.
	2:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Otis!
	2:58pm solo mom: What’s the dif between a hot lunch and a hot Carl? And does it have anything to do with a plate job?
	2:58pm Meownager: Thanks everyone, that was fun! See you soon in another show and another chat. Take care friends!
	2:59pm spodiodi: oh boy.... is that right before or after the donkey punch, dad?
	2:59pm Mx. Granny (e/em): and a tossed salad to start!
	2:59pm coelacanth∅: i looked up "shrimping" and there seem to be many definitions
	2:59pm spodiodi: mmm gemischten salat!
	2:59pm solo mom: Always begin w a tossed salad!
	2:59pm spodiodi: i know it as toe sucking, ∅
	2:59pm Mr Fab: take it away, kitten, www.wfmu.org...
	2:59pm Mx. Granny (e/em): THANKS OTIS!!!!
	2:59pm spodiodi: feet don't do it for me :^S
	2:59pm StringOFperils: Sounds like a Baseball Hall of Fame guy...Arnold Kominski, 'The Cleveland Steamer'
	3:00pm Gaylord Fields: Thanks, Otis! I guess it's back to work for me, somehow, after all that edutainment/entercation.
	3:00pm Carmichael: Teabagging.
	3:01pm Otis (the cat formally known as Meownager): Great to read you Gaylord and Krys stopped by too. What a fun day. Bye all, sending smiles!
	3:01pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, Otis!
	3:08pm spodiodi: anything goes when it comes to toes, cause shrimpin' ain't easy

Friendly Persuasion with Otis Fodder: Playlist from September 29, 2020

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