A Trip to Hellraiser 2019: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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8:02am AnAnonymousParty:

GM, nobody here yet? I'll get the coffee going and start setting up chairs.

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8:03am -Ken:

I'm here AAP, I could use some of that coffee

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8:06am AnAnonymousParty:

I used to work with an old Marine, when he came in and coffee wasn't ready he'd just 'put a pinch between his cheek and gums'.

8:38am pantz:

Unless you have something planned, how about some Unknown Hinson @Ken?

8:44am fЏfЏ (:

Hello, Ken, people!

Today! Yes, today is the special time of the year you all have been waiting for where FoFo (me) will grant friendship licences to all fellow commenters who pledge during today's show. To carry on this noble tradition I will give you the permit to call me your friend and as you might already know, having this coveted certificate will give you the right to boast to your friends and loved ones that you are just 3 degrees of separation to:

- One Noble Prize winner
- Another Noble Prize winner
- And another Noble Prize winner
- One Beatle (the most famous dead one)
- BONUS: Phill Collins
- SPECIAL BONUS: A leading midget actor from an Alejandro Jodorowsky film.

So PLEDGE TODAY!

8:48am jan:

Bob Dylan is still alive, but his music has suffered a death of some sort: A new Rocket Mortgage TV commercial
begins and ends with a few bars of his singing Rickie Fowler. A google search reveals that this took place in June of this year.

9:00am Losermom:

I"ll be listening on the fly, today, with lousy 3G. Have a good time, everyone!

9:01am queems:

howdy

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9:01am Webhamster Henry:

Yeh - starting off with the traditional John Peel In Hell tracks!

9:01am Lixiviated Life:

wait...
Dylan is still dead right?

9:01am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

PHIL COLLINS!!!!!!

9:03am Strandlund:

I hope you bought some good toilet paper for tonight and not some cheap stuff...

9:03am Marley Dogg:

Is that evil cookie monster in the background

9:04am sphere:

Hello. When did they strap SM Ken in a straightjacket and a mask?

9:04am Losermom:

OMG I am already regretting having to have ANYTHING else to do today besides hang out for three hours in my studio blasting WFMU.

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9:06am AnAnonymousParty:

Did you know Bod Dylan did a cameo in a Monty Python movie?
www.youtube.com...

9:06am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

is that Angry Fangry? i hear as kens sidekick co host?

9:06am John from Florham park:

Hello fellow free form listeners

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9:07am Webhamster Henry:

Last time I saw Ken and Andy live, at the UCB Theatre, Andy was being crucified.

9:08am queems:

i had a blast watching these guys at the art auction

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9:08am Webhamster Henry:

www.wfmu.org...

9:09am Roberto:

Is it Krampus time again already?

9:11am thormagma:

good morning ken and folks!

9:11am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Staysh!!! What was that song you sang at karaoke? It was a country song about long hair. It was/you were awesome!!

9:12am Sam:

Bob Dylan died decades ago and was replaced with a double. But please everyone, you have to keep this a secret.

9:13am John from Florham park:

@Rachel morning

9:13am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Marleydogg lol re: evil Cookie Monster!

9:13am Michele with One "L":

Hey all! Hope to see some Anarchy badges on the playlist today!

@Rachel - the song was called Signs by 5 Man Electrical Band!

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9:13am Webhamster Henry:

Tragedy should join Kens Rotation™ along with Khlam and the others.

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9:13am AnAnonymousParty:

And the babies are carrying bowie knives in their teeth.

9:14am fЏfЏ (:

Definitely, Webhamster Henry!

9:14am MikeG:

DAHNCE!

9:14am Lixiviated Life:

oh look, a "Hell" theme show on the day before Halloween (yawn).

9:14am CBBG’s:

This is the worst Type O Negative song

9:15am Sam:

MUSIC PLEASE!

9:15am dug:

that call is great

9:15am Lixiviated Life:

(i'm only here for the GIF)

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9:15am Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm tired of all the talk all the time. I am a listener.

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9:15am Guido from Cologne:

Peter Thomas!

9:16am Jack:

The Tingler!!!

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9:16am Guido from Cologne:

I would like to know, who the vocalsit is.

9:16am Sam:

I like when people refer to themselves as a "taxpayer". Like anyone isn't.

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9:16am Vivian:

Is there more than one complaint?? Can't wait to hear them!

9:16am MikeG:

Yeah Ken, you have a responsibility as a broadcast journalist to not be tongue-in-cheek!

9:17am Lixiviated Life:

Death Complaint Number 1 !!!
PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE MORE
YOU MUST PLAY THEM ALL

9:17am Marley Dogg:

Doggos!!!!!

9:19am fЏfЏ (:

What about text to speech that angy Instagram post complaining about the fake Dylan death, Ken?

9:19am Strandlund:

PLEDGE with One "L"

9:19am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

ahhh:) uts Michele with one "L" sounded like Angry Fangry.

9:20am sugarwolf:

@Sam: the type of person who describes themselves as a taxpayer is probably the type to claim certain groups don’t.

9:20am Sam:

Dylan with one L or two?

9:20am Sam:

Tell the angry people you were talking about Bob Dyllan, a totally different guy.

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9:20am Webhamster Henry:

New Jersey callers from Grover's Mill are especially gullible.

9:21am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

in HELL! they torture the miserable wtetched souls with an eternity of listening to every Bee Gees song ever made. just so you know

9:21am sphere:

@ Webmasters Henry - Martians will fall for anything.

9:22am sugarwolf:

The reaction to the Dylan obituary special is the funniest thing about it!

9:23am fЏfЏ (:

I am a transtaxpayer, Sam. Don't mess with us, the gender non-conforming people.

9:25am Sam:

Well people also got pretty mad when they pretended Don McLean got electrocuted in a balloon accident.

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9:25am PigeonsAndRust:

Someone somewhere needs to do a metal tribute to the Ray Conniff Singers

9:25am Snoochienucci:

WOW A RELAXING SONG? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

9:27am Lixiviated Life:

... and who the hell fact checks Ken's Wednesday morning show

9:29am Lunchbox3030:

damn i missed a bob dylan death complaint! gonna have to look that up in the archive later...

9:29am Listener Phillip In The Bronx:

WHAT! free roll of toilet paper?

9:30am sphere:

Totally fictional.

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9:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

Pledge this morning and maybe Michele will give you a haunted fictional last name on the spot.

9:30am fЏfЏ (:

Listener Phillip in the Bronx,

Yes, free BUT used.

9:31am Ike:

They said it couldn't be done.

9:31am sphere:

@ KfHP - that would totally rock!

9:31am Michael:

Still trinkets to steal in Rockport Ken. But mostly t shirts.

9:32am Sam:

It's a good place to steal rocks.

9:32am pantz:

Look at the guns on Satan!

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9:33am Webhamster Henry:

When are you putting an ASMR show on WFMU?

9:34am SoylentMike:

Stomp on somebody's head?!?!

9:35am SoylentMike:

Was that the ASMR?

9:36am steveo:

oh that wonderful cognitive dissonance when the vocals come in on a mashup

9:36am Michele with One "L":

Hope you all are pledging and supporting WFMU!

9:37am Michele with One "L":

Anyone coming to the SSD event tonight?!

9:39am PKNY:

We need about 15-20 more mashups over "Children of the Grave".

9:40am SoylentMike:

YES!

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9:44am PigeonsAndRust:

Yep, I'm a comin'!

9:44am Planet Tyler:

KEN HOW COULD YOU

9:44am John from NP:

WAIT A MINUTE, BOB DYLAN ISN'T DEAD? YOU SONOFABITCHES!!!

9:46am morphe':

Ken - Kenny g [FMU's Kenny g]must be having "angry listener envy!!!!"
A job well done...

9:46am Planet Tyler:

I CALLED ALL MY FRIENDS IMMEDIATELY

9:46am steveo:

the duchamp/dada room at the new moma is lovely

9:47am steveo:

(But the snowman is gone, Ike)

9:48am Lunchbox3030:

IM ~THOROUGHLY~ DISGUSTED

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9:48am Webhamster Henry:

Hoarders and Spendthrifts .. check!

9:48am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

"disusted" that sounded like oliva

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9:49am yippie:

I am thoroughly thekenshclampened

9:49am MikeG:

People were less whiney 26 years ago

9:49am SSS:

Well, we all go crazy as we age. The trick is to do it will your humor intact.

9:49am John from NP:

That last Disgusted Lady sounded like Wendy the Cheese Lady

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9:49am yippie:

but I still want more thekenschlampen

9:50am Angry Dylan Fan:

I SWEAR IF DYLAN IS NOT DEAD BY NOON...I'll never listen to your show anymore! ! YOU FAKED HIS DEATH NOW YOU DO IT FOR REAL! I'm not grieving for nothing.

9:51am Hubig Pie:

If you're not disgusted are you then just "gusted"?

9:51am Lunchbox3030:

im sorry ken, but i cant possible consider donating unless i get more sparklies next to my comments to make me feel good about myself

9:54am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Hubig Pie:
I think you're 'datgusted'.

9:54am ccc:

one in left channel, one in right channel

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9:54am AnAnonymousParty:

Oh, you thought Bob Dylan the musician was dead? It was all about the welder Bob Dillan from Flotsam's Mistake in Montana.

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9:54am Webhamster Henry:

Dave Soldier did one of his Brainwave - Music shows the other day.

9:56am fЏfЏ (:

All this spooky music can only mean we are just warming up for FRAAANK ZAAAAAAAANDEEEEEERRRRRRRR'S UR-UR ENKEL VON FRANKENSTEIN!! Right?

9:56am SSS:

If I ever find myself on the street, I promise to bottle and can for WFMU!!

9:57am Roberto:

You know what else doesn't talk? Dead skinks.

9:59am steveo:

dead rats talk, but only when wearing several raincoats! wayside.fandom.com...

10:01am foreign_listener_K:

Bringing out the heavy guns now - all welcome to The Ken Sluts

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10:01am yippie:

www.youtube.com... ahhhh thekenschlampen

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10:01am Webhamster Henry:

The Kensluts are shaming the Dylan Death Duped.

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10:02am Webhamster Henry:

... with their kazoo break.

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10:02am Guido from Cologne:

Schlampen from Cologne!

10:02am kev:

Kenslagen

10:03am foreign_listener_K:

Folks, the Fabolous Ken Sluts, for your aural enjoyment - no shame, they are one of Ken's favorite go to bands. Next up, the Russians doing Morrissey, right?

10:03am sphere:

Did you hear that Brian Eno and Lee Perry have created a dub track called "Here Comes The Warm Dreads"?

10:07am Asheville Jon:

hello

10:10am morphe':

Forget about Bob's death - one lone loser... who is going to "take out" all the faux Dylan buskers polluting European metro stations????

Somebody mentioned C.H.U.D yesterday on Clay's show ..how did they kill them subterranean things? or did they never not??? Use frost like against the Blob??? Drive them out !!!!!!

10:10am Jeff Golick:

That dog sounds a lot like Bowie.

10:10am Asheville Jon:

i sure wish the anarchy icon carried over to other shows/comments boards. people would be like "where do I go to get one of those?" and after learning where, they'd pledge to the station to get one! MARKETING!!!!

10:14am eskooh:

schnitzel Bowie was good

10:15am fЏfЏ (:

* ahem *

* ahem *

KHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

10:15am Asheville Jon:

clam

10:15am Sam:

They wouldn't be able to do that now, because Ricky Gervais isn't fat anymore

10:18am βrian:

You *should* talk about leeks. It'll encourage the Welsh contingent of listeners.

10:18am Asheville Jon:

i just sit there

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10:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Need to send a copy of Steamed Khlams for Nick the Bard to play.

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10:19am yippie:

Erev

10:20am Okasa:

Happy (early) Halloween to the entire Keniverse.

10:20am Michele with One "L":

PLEDGE FOR PUPPIES AND SYNTHS!

10:21am sonnyspop:

Yes, it’s “Erev Halloween.”

10:21am Sam:

I'd take a leek right about now

10:21am Sam:

What are you dressing up as for Erev Halloween? I'm going as a goy!

10:21am βrian:

I'll never forget the time I saw that guy taking a leek in the produce section.

10:22am pantz:

Just don't take a leek on my khlams

10:22am fЏfЏ (:

OKHLAAAAAAAAAAAAMSAAAA!!!!

And that's how you greet both KHLAAAM and OKAAASA!!.

10:23am Okasa:

Oh please... that's not right.

10:23am Sam:

Do they have Halloween in Russia? Or is it just every night?

10:24am ragazzo solo:

I would give anything to see this band live

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10:25am -Ken:

We're around $500 from hooking up the Dingo to listen to her dreaming about eatin' babies PLEDGE!

10:26am Hopey Sockmonkey:

I love this version SO MUCH.

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10:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sam - If they do, it comes a week after we celebrate it here because of the Orthodox calendar.

10:27am Michael:

All the hits today!

10:28am Sam:

I just figured you have masked goons knocking on your door and threatening you most nights....

10:28am Okasa:

A long time ago, I made this dumb thing that is sort of related to Halloween... if anyone is super bored, you can check it out...

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10:28am AnAnonymousParty:

David Bowieman
David Bowiestein
David Bowieberg
David Bowiemeyer
David Bowieschmidt
David Bowieheimer
David Bowieson
David Bowiestan
Bob Johnson

10:28am Okasa:

timokasa.tumblr.com...

10:28am Hubig Pie:

Well, we've established the place of employment

10:28am quinn:

I love this song so much that I just get annoyed when I hear the original

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10:28am Webhamster Henry:

You know I sing this Svantana at Karaoke, right?

10:29am Hopey Sockmonkey:

All the hits, indeed.

10:30am βrian:

Is there a plainchant cover of Working in a Cocktail Bar?

10:31am fЏfЏ (:

AAP,

Hey, don't forget the Latino ones:

David Bowiez
David Bowiguez
David Bowiezalez
David Bowichez
David Bowinez

10:33am Sam:

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN!*

* (the way i danced with you)

10:33am DroneTree:

I have the anarchy stick, the dancing pizza, the garbage can. Be cool like me and collect them all!

10:34am Sam:

How do you stop the pumpkin from eating the radio?

10:35am ratchicks:

it's Michele! :)

10:36am βrian:

Ken is a Feelings Archivist.

10:36am Sam:

I... have been... programmed..... to have..... feeeeelings... boop boop beep!

10:36am morphe':

FMU contains a secret language only understood by other listeners and hated by their lovers/partners.. Ken should do a 7 sec delay show about permanent separations/divorces caused by FMU???

10:38am fЏfЏ (:

Sam,

Are you performing tonight at the Monty Hall ?

10:41am morphe':

Must go...and do the school pick up here in Madrid... Have fun tonight Ken and all!!!!
If Andy pledges 1,000.00 .. I'll give him the punch line to my joke... "What Happened to Andy's Hair???"

10:41am Sam:

Alas no, I couldn't come up with enough material. I have some stuff about people holding doors unnecessarily, and how I like to stare at people who are on their phones. It's just not tied together into a coherent set yet.

10:42am morphe':

Sam - it sounds Dada-esquelly wonderful!!!!!

10:42am Sam:

Thanks!

10:43am βrian:

How does one raise hell in the UK? Is it "having a ruction?"

10:44am Mark G:

Thanks for reading my comment on the air!! Go Ken!! Go Michele!!

10:47am Michele with One "L":

@Mark G - was such a nice thought! Thanks for your pledge!

10:49am fЏfЏ (:

Sam,

Sounds WFMU-coherent enough for me. A standup routine with no coherence is like a music show with no melodies. That's a winner for me.

10:50am fЏfЏ (:

Yaysus! I almost forget to shout... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

10:51am fЏfЏ (:

Dmn! I run of letters " ".

10:52am morphe':

FuFu - yer neighbors must be imagining yer orgasms!!!!!

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10:56am yippie:

H A Double L O Double U Double E N spells Halloween

10:56am fЏfЏ (:

This Roberto di Simone song is called "2° Coro Delle Lavandaie". Another great song from the same album is
"Canzone Di Sette Mariti".

10:56am Nellies:

Yesssssss!

10:57am Sebastian:

sick in bed, what the hell is happening, animal torture or pledge?

10:58am Victor Eremita:

Had no idea that OOIOO song came from Italy

10:58am fЏfЏ (:

morphe,

When I listen to this Crash tune at my place I make sure all my neighbours listen it too.

10:59am Okasa:

Who's a good girl? Lola is. Lola's a good girl.

11:00am Carmichael:

Bob Dillon.

11:01am Roberto:

Oh my. That image looks like something out of a PETA feed.

11:02am fЏfЏ (:

Indeed, Victor Eremita. OOIOO ripped off the song without giving any credit. A big FOOOCK IOOOOO, to you OOIIOO!

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11:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

How is Lola's tail? Seems to be swishing around readily in the photo.

11:03am βrian:

Floyd's Knobs! Right near Lou-ah-vull.

11:04am Carmichael:

Ken, is your dog vaping?

11:04am βrian:

I do miss the Marathon Map. Bring it back, Ken!

11:04am Asheville Jon:

david hasselhoff is also very popular in berlin/germany.

11:05am Sebastian:

you stay in jersey and keep making radio!

11:05am βrian:

Wouldn't you know brain waves sound like a sitar!

11:05am Asheville Jon:

she should dream about poopyflute

11:05am fЏfЏ (:

Sebastian,

I'm sorry to hear you are sick in bed, Sebastian. But you'll be more sick if you don't pledge !! That's a scientific fact.

11:06am Sebastian:

@AshvilleJon that's a myth

11:06am Planet Tyler:

We need more photos!

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11:06am AnAnonymousParty:

Puppies and synths. Now, which sound is which?

11:06am pantz:

@Brian you know how to correctly pronounce my hometown!

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11:07am Vivian:

Awww...Lola is such a sweetie. Dream about those squeaky toys.

11:08am Sebastian:

I'm already feeling a little bit better, @foofoo!

11:09am fЏfЏ (:

I think those squeaky toys were in fact, little babies being squeezed out of air by Lola the Asesinadora!.

11:09am Planet Tyler:

is Lola playing poopyflute?

11:09am Michele with One "L":

Photos coming!

11:12am Lunchbox3030:

pizzicatto five! love shibuya-kei! good choice ken

11:12am Michele with One "L":

Now's the time to pledge to hear what Donna the dog dreams about!

11:12am Planet Tyler:

Lola has had enough

11:13am Sebastian:

I'm sure this has been discussed already, but at what level will we hear Ken's brainwaves (after he got a thorough full-body-shave, of course)?

11:14am Roberto:

Apparently these folks aren't familiar with the concept of internet search.

11:14am holland oats:

rest in peace bobby d

11:14am Nellies:

Omg lmao

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11:14am yippie:

can you please hook 1 of the thekenschlampen up to that electronic dream music machine

11:14am Carmichael:

Inter WHAT search??

11:15am Roberto:

Innernirts search.

11:18am queems:

i love all of these crybaby letters and phone calls

11:18am Lunchbox3030:

RIOT FOR LOLA

11:18am Patty D:

It’s not for Ken’s own amusement, it’s for the listener’s amusement!!

11:18am βrian:

"I'm not the world's most canine guy, but I ..."

11:19am Sebastian:

yay!

11:20am fЏfЏ (:

Just wait for the girl listen when we reach 10K for the Donna vs Lola dog fight!!

11:20am Dave in Morristown:

What next? Clubbing baby seals!

11:21am TVP:

Eh, I’d rather people be very sensitive as opposed to very insensitive.

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11:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope there will be an animated GIF of the flying mousetrap, if that activity comes to pass.

11:22am fЏfЏ (:

Baby seals are scrumptious.

11:23am Hubig Pie:

I lost $50.00 in the cigarette machine

11:23am Sebastian:

oh man, I want some cigarettes now!

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11:23am AnAnonymousParty:

I'd pledge another $20 to hear Charo eating a churro while playing a guitar, because she's a really good guitar player.

11:23am tim from champaign (now washington):

Electrelane!

11:24am tim from champaign (now washington):

What kind of cheese is in the mousetrap?

11:24am Michele with One "L":

I would LOVE to throw a mouse trap at Ken! PLEDGE!

11:25am fЏfЏ (:

Did you pledge today, AAP ?

11:27am lane:

Luv electrelane

11:27am Hubig Pie:

Donde esta Charo?

11:27am fЏfЏ (:

...because if you did I have prepared a special permit for you today.

11:28am Lunchbox3030:

i have pledged, but only in the pursuit of Halloween body horror on Ken. throw those mouse traps michele!

11:30am Michele with One "L":

$30/month from a listener and I throw a mousetrap at the bossman!

11:33am fЏfЏ (:

What about throwing Ken to the mousetrap? Wouldn't be better?

11:33am Fletchernyc:

Now I wanna Mic your dog.

11:35am Hubig Pie:

How many zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

11:35am Fletchernyc:

I think the third “28” Zombie movie starred Sandra Bullock

11:35am Sam:

In a lightbulb? Zombies will screw anywhere!

11:36am Sam:

I like slow-screwing zombies better than fast-screwing ones. The slow-screwing ones are way classier.

11:37am Sam:

Wait, Ken has a heart??!

11:38am Hubig Pie:

A. It takes 2. One to screw it in
and one to shuffle along and go "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
cuz that what zombies do , ya know

11:40am Sam:

What you gotta get is one of them zombie lightbulbs that continues to shine in a creepy way long after it's dead.

11:40am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Hey Ken, see if you can pick-up WBAI's "Hour of the Wolf", a science fiction show that started in 1973.

11:44am Hopey Sockmonkey:

This sounds like a Tom Robinson song. . .

11:46am fЏfЏ (:

It might well be, Hopey Sockmonkey. Problem is that I can never tell what's the song Elakaleist is covering.

11:47am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Ooooo, I was right! (for once)

11:49am Lunchbox3030:

it begins. get the paramedics on call

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11:49am yippie:

now i want to eat a chocolatey claire

11:49am Sam:

Wow Michele sounded like a man!

11:50am Sam:

Make sure you have a finger on the dump button when you read Ken's brain waves.

11:51am Asheville Jon:

post a pic of the mousetrap!

11:51am Sam:

Make him pull his pants down first

11:51am fЏfЏ (:

How much do we need to pledge, Sam, for you to do your stand up act tonight?

11:51am steveo:

mousetrap thieving ability is a genetically selected adaptation

11:51am Asheville Jon:

thanks Michele, appreciate it

11:52am Sam:

I'll do it if Michele does.

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11:52am yippie:

U2 is a Slovenian band

11:53am (((Murakami Whywolf):

It"s hard to tell clearly, but it seems like WBAI's going-under, as opposed to treading water as its alrways, may be a result of Pacifica wanting to sell its licence and ginning-up a debt problem into a crisis.

11:54am fЏfЏ (:

Throw Ken into a giant mousetrap for a 10K! He needs to pay for his sins! All these years of playing Lena Zavaroni with total impunity. C'MON PEOPLE! PLEDGE!

11:55am tim from champaign (now washington):

Ha!

11:55am Lunchbox3030:

with new sounds also almost getting the boot, freeform radio is on life support. hope twhat happened to wbai doesnt happen here

11:56am Losermom:

Hey I want my swag for life icon.

11:57am βrian:

But by Friday, the hellraiser will be over!!

11:57am Sebastian:

thanks you two!

11:57am Carmichael:

You got it already, Losermom.

11:57am Losermom:

Thanks, Carmichael!!

11:58am fЏfЏ (:

Thanks, Ken, Michele wih one L, people! Thanks for the music, laughs, GIFs, dingoes, hate mail, more hate voicemail,. Til next episode and remember people, BE GODDAMM HAPPY!!!

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11:59am yippie:

anarchy in the NJ

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11:59am Rich in Washington:

Bloop! Unable to comment until JUST NOW!