A Show From Inside A Perfectly Safe Changing Room: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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8:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, Kenizens. What is that song from Evolution Control Community that has the moon recordings?

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8:11am -Ken:

I believe it is called Fucking Moon. Morning fellow Kens!

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8:13am -Ken:

I will make an FCC edit of that for next week. It's all about walking on the fucking moon so it is fucking awesome as i am sure you can fucking imagine.

8:13am cory:

holy fuck

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8:29am -Ken:

Which day is the anniversary of that fake moon landing, anyway?

8:32am Sebastian:

good morning!

8:32am cory:

sept 13

8:33am cory:

whoops, that's not right

8:34am cory:

july 20

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8:59am Guido from Cologne:

Hello Ken & everyone!

9:00am Davee:

Hello

9:00am FװFװ (:

Hello, Kens, cory, Sebastian, Guido!

9:01am Aaron Working In Newark:

It sounds like the aliens at Area 51

9:01am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Hi Ken!

9:01am Rachel Bo Bachel:

You knowClay loves whales

9:02am The Oscar:

Did Staysh just out-weird Clay??

9:03am TDK60:

Ken, we need some cool-down tunes after that hot Pigeon guy.

9:03am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Clay is maybe too busy swimming with the whale to talk

9:04am Roberto:

The anniversary of the genuine moon landing is July 20. I'm not sure when the fake one was.

9:05am Sebastian:

well, this rocks!

9:06am Losermom:

Morning!

9:07am melinda:

morning Ken

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9:07am Krys O.:

Howdy!

9:08am FװFװ (:

Slepnding way to start the show, Mr Ken.

9:08am strudlzrout:

Woo, Spiritualized!

9:08am FװFװ (:

And by Slepnding I meant to say Splendingly

9:08am Nick S.:

Hello, Ken. It's Larry.

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9:09am -Ken:

Morgen all!

9:10am Haiku Henry:

Morning Staysh!

9:11am CrankyOldMisterLenny:

Off to a rolling start here! If you have Clay Pigeon saying "No, that's just crazy, what are you talking about?" you know you're getting somewhere! Later I'm going to listen to that HazMat report a few times in the archive, I was laughing most of the way through that one. I really do wish we got that "newsreel" style of news more, and I still dare to dream of a Hazmat compilation someday!

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9:12am Webhamster Henry:

Hi Friends-of-Ken!

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9:12am Beast of Boonton:

Spiritualized sounded like Cracker.
Hi Ken

9:13am fleep:

Dawnish greetings

9:14am Okasa:

HiDeHo Station Meister Ken. And a great good morning to all of Ken's flock.

9:15am Diezel Tea:

Hello Ken and leftover glisteners. Choice pick on the Spiritualized, Kenny boy.

9:18am The Butterman:

I only listen for the GIF’s

9:20am zopa:

are there any complaint recordings looming on the horizon?

9:21am sphere:

hullo

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9:22am Guido from Cologne:

Abwärts!

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9:24am Guido from Cologne:

"More"
More money, more monkeys, more weapons, more pornos.

9:26am Chi Bill:

F'n A! Go Ken!!!!!

9:30am Phillippe Bastille:

Hey Rookie. Hi everyone else.

9:32am steveo:

good morning; my spouse saw two different people wearing wfmu t-shirts at the food co-op on sunday!

9:33am FװFװ (:

How come Roudoudou has a box set if no has ever heard of them?

9:35am Diezel Tea:

I should move to Oakland and stay on the internet.

9:38am Nick S.:

Big Stick! Love this band.

9:38am FװFװ (:

File this set under Polyphyletic group of fungi eukaryotic organisms.

9:39am Diezel Tea:

KILLDOZER!!! (kinda)

9:40am Nick S.:

Sukiyaki!

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9:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Killdozer!

9:40am Roberto:

Mm hmm now that's good whalin'.

9:40am kentuckywoman:

I thought I recognized this! Also, I'm going to need a minute to process all of these noises.

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9:41am Webhamster Henry:

I have an aircheck tape of Maki of Pizzicato 5 singing Sukiyaki as one of Ken's rare in-studio guests.

9:42am FװFװ (:

Did you know the FCC (Federal Cetaceous Commision) has banned that whale track?

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9:42am -Ken:

Thanks Cranky, I must admit, I never expected to render Clay Pigeon speechless.

9:42am Passaic River Blues:

@WH: wow! That's pretty fantastic.

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9:42am -Ken:

Sorry about that! I had to hit the dump button three times during Killdozer so I had to bail out and go to the whales

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9:43am Webhamster Henry:

More Whales! And more Octopuses too.

9:45am Rory:

Save the whales!

9:45am joshjoshjosh:

Gutted that you didn’t play the full song of Ue wo Muite Arukou / Sukiyaki Song

9:46am Lixiviated Life:

Yo, Kinny
(hello all others)

9:47am Rory:

I always get that damn scene from Cheech and Chong randomly stuck in my head.

9:47am FװFװ (:

According to my theory El Circulo refers to the Antartic Circle. So one could argue the song is about keeping the Royal Navy from entering the area close to the Falkland Islands/Malvinas.

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9:47am -Ken:

Dont be gutted Josh. Pick up those intestines and stick 'em back where they belong

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9:48am AnAnonymousParty:

I just had to prove I was a robot with a captcha that had "select photos that contain asses". That one was tough

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9:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

A hot dog is or is not an aerodynamic sandwich?

9:51am Rory:

Hey society, can you stop sucking all the time?

9:52am Lixiviated Life:

that mollusk is getting a bit "Handsy"

9:52am FװFװ (:

AAP,

C-mon! One can easily find a donkey in a picture!

9:54am anon:

so in love w ken

9:55am Rory:

Gothic Murder Porn

9:56am Phillippe Bastille:

Love the music, not sure if I want to clicky star this tune and have the band and song names show up in my favorites.

9:56am melinda:

Enjoying the tunes

9:57am Phillippe Bastille:

Ah, the hell with it {click}

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9:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Those touchy-feely tentacles on that octopus are going to cause a goat alarm.

9:59am sphere:

Alice's evangelical background is showing, i think.

10:00am I:

i’m a loser baby.

10:01am Brendan:

Ken! Your summery goodness is really coming through the stream here. Did I miss any Rush?

10:02am Henry:

it's Ge-LAR, she will have you know

10:02am sphere:

Mind blown (so to speak).

10:03am queems:

lol

10:03am Sir Richard Slouch:

Preach on, Brother Alice!

10:04am Rory:

Dead babies? Horny Teens? Station Manager Ken is getting creepy af this set.

10:04am Antonio_Polcaro:

Is this from Southland Tales lol?

10:05am melinda:

limp sukiyaki

10:05am steveo:

well that was something

10:05am FװFװ (:

I believe Sarah Michele Geller recorded that song as a prequel to Clearance Carter's Strokin'

10:05am sphere:

@steveo - and i sincerely wish i had never heard it.

10:06am Roberto:

GellAR, not GellER.

10:06am jim:

can we not do pronoun jokes

10:06am rsj:

It's all the bieb

10:06am Antonio_Polcaro:

Hahaha my coworker just lent me his copy of Southland Tales !

10:07am Brendan:

I think we should warn our kids (and our kid’s kids) about this so called ‘teen horniness’

10:07am FװFװ (:

It's actually SarÁ Michele (pronounced as Michelin) Ge-LAR

10:07am joshjoshjosh:

It’s clearly a sukiyaki conspiracy ... a sukiyakispiracy?

10:08am sphere:

"I am dead to me!" - new SM Ken classic.

10:11am Brendan:

You need a talking Frenchman to balance out the birds. Its all in the mix.

10:11am melinda:

omg that text lingo decoder is hi-larious

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10:15am Guido from Cologne:

Impressions from the 1968 "Negresco" spy/crime-movie:
www.youtube.com...
(Klaus Doldinger)
Early Klaus Lemke directing, who later on became a "no-budget" underground movie maker.

10:18am steveo:

falling deep into the Ken Zone

10:20am Dengronjo:

Ich bin ein Mitglied der Matmos!!

10:20am Brendan:

Um!

10:20am Brendan:

Vunderbar!

10:22am Dengronjo:

Ich freue mich auf die lizenzgebühren!!!

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10:23am AnAnonymousParty:

Man, that guy is going to break the record for 'number of records broken over the right knee'.

10:23am FװFװ (:

They don't tell us where they go.

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10:26am Webhamster Henry:

I thought "Marshall's Been Snookered" might have been a good segue after that Losfeld, but that's why you are a DJ and I'm not.

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10:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Any shout-out drug songs to El Chapo today? Sentenced to life in prison this morning.

10:28am Doobois:

Can we please get an official ruling on just how fun this?

10:28am Doobois:

OK then.

10:29am Dengronjo:

10/10 El Chapo ist ein guter kerl

10:33am Okasa:

BTW - Do Kyun is the onomatopoeia for swallowing in Japanese. ;)

10:36am zopa:

Finally! Soothing water music.

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10:36am Webhamster Henry:

I didn't know Cibo Matto did an Aguas De Março!

10:36am FװFװ (:

And here I was thinking DJ Cummerbund made his mashups drawing names from a hat.

10:37am FװFװ (:

CIIIIIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAATTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I'm in love with Cibo but to be frank, I prefer Matto's singing abilities.

10:38am Andrew Waterloo:

you've got to know your chicken

10:38am Brendan:

Cool in the Pool is in my brain

10:38am herb.nyc:

drat, i missed dj cummerbund? bec i was watching dance vidlet of merce cunningham's, but he's dead!

10:38am FletcherNYC:

Can’t believe I missed Teen Horniness!!

10:39am steveo:

just goes to show, Henry, if we keep listening, eventually we'll know everything

10:39am Andrew Waterloo:

@steveo: that's why Ken had to take a break

10:45am zopa:

Divino Nino has a Kenschlampen groove

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10:52am Webhamster Henry:

"They" is pretty safe!

10:54am Dave the Spazz:

Lets all settle on Ze/zir

10:54am Grammer Police:

They ARE pretty safe

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10:56am JtotheK:

@Ken - is there a velvet portrait of the 'Push Push' Herbie Mann album cover floating around FMU anywhere?

10:57am Brendan:

Foam doesn’t gets enough love. Sea foam green color (already safely tested on kitchen mixers) needs to be unleashed on the world’s cars, houses, large appliances...Herbie Mann! Hey aqualung!

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10:58am JtotheK:

Hey, great Quincy Jones track!

10:58am fleep:

Everybody twist!

10:58am The Scientest:

foam reminds me of feces for some reason

10:58am Okasa:

Eric Dolphy is my favorite Jazz flautist.

10:59am McGreivey:

I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!!!

10:59am MD:

BIG BRITISH TEETH!!!

11:00am Brendan:

Kids we are caught in an 11:00 am quid pro quo battle between Ken and Matt. This could get ugly.

11:00am Gender Terrorist:

science proves the gender non binary... your pronouns are so passe!

11:00am steveo:

just another wacky wednesday

11:03am WmKMoss:

UnHinged Hump Day

11:04am Henry:

a little dab'll do ya

11:05am Phillippe Bastille:

I miss so much when I'm on work calls.

11:06am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Which was first, "Manic Monday" or "1999"? That is to say, which was the retooling of the other?

11:09am adampsyche:

great song

11:09am steveo:

i strongly object to the premise of this song. a hamburger is NOT a sandwich

11:09am Phillippe Bastille:

@Brendan I saw a '53 Chevy street rod at a car show in matte Seafoam Green. Almost made me cry. Matte Black? Yes. Glossy Candy Apple Red. Yes. Matte Seafoam Green? No

11:10am tim from Champaign:

Is this the John Bolton memorial set? I couldn’t have put together a more fitting tribute myself.

11:12am FװFװ (:

From grabbing bums to preparing sandwiches with buns, Dr Bootygrabber has done it all.

11:12am Okasa:

I think the term "hamburger" is short for "hamburger sandwich".

11:13am steveo:

fingers in ears *la la la*

11:15am Roberto:

Has screaming goat been replacing by cackling whale?

11:18am Hubig Pie:

Formal terminology is "hamburger sandwich with french fry garniture.

11:18am Nacho:

¿Cómo está la fanaticada de Ken? Hey Ken, may I suggest Juan Wauters? Sounds good after a Juana Molina's song

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11:19am Webhamster Henry:

I really like these whales. You should check out Weddell Seals though!

11:20am steveo:

no soy fanaticado, soy aficionado

11:21am MD:

Help Help!!! THE EAST COAST IS MELTING!!!

"Weather Changes..."

!!!

11:22am FװFװ (:

Muy bien, Nacho! Yo sí soy fanático!

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11:23am Rich in Washington:

OH YEAHr!

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11:24am Rich in Washington:

I love this album so much.

11:24am GListener MW:

Miniatures!!! What a great record

11:25am Brendan:

Someone needs to do a mashup of the goat alarm, Howard Dean’s scream (https://youtu.be/9j6xm7e5bJo) and Steve Ballmer’s shriek (https://youtu.be/C4IJM1MB0v4). The latter is a dead ringer for the alarm.

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11:25am Webhamster Henry:

You can't do Ursonate in a minute.

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11:25am Rich in Washington:

rrrrrrrr!

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11:26am AnAnonymousParty:

I've heard a lot of people say that, but I've never heard it said quite like that.

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11:27am Rich in Washington:

The most furious Ursonate I've ever heard is by Christian Bök

11:28am Hopey Sockmonkey:

I had to sign in just so I could favorite the Miniatures tracks.

11:29am Lixiviated Life:

I've heard a lot of people say
a lot of things but I'm never listening.

11:30am Lixiviated Life:

... um, what?

11:30am The Oscar:

Been busy working, but VESTIBULES!!

11:30am GListener MW:

AHHH Zalgon 26 McGee! Definitely NOT an alien

11:31am Nacho:

Hola FװFװ! Nice to read your words today? By your rotating symbol I guess your going to the movies later today in Fofoland? Wednesdays are fridays over there, right?

11:31am human meme:

Does anyone know how long it takes for these playlists to end up on the archive?

11:32am Lixiviated Life:

nano hours

11:32am Chumba:

Ken this program is a national treasure. I have no idea whats going on 99% of the time and I like that, a lot.

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11:33am Rich in Washington:

About an hour after completion of the program, I believe, human meme. I could be wrong though.

11:33am marc (the other painter):

Had a delicious cheddar cheese sandwich last night on a whole wheat bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion and grilled ground beef in a round shape patty.

11:33am Lixiviated Life:

@ Chumba
Yes, what you just typed.

11:33am Doug in JC:

@human I agree, about an hour after the program finishes

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11:34am Rich in Washington:

Wow. I can't believe I've never heard of Radio Free Vestibule before now.

11:35am FװFװ (:

Hola, Nacho! Wednesdays over here feel like one of those Sunday when you wake up and think it is Monday. Movies are banned in Fofoland (watching animated GIFs is allowed though).

11:38am Lixiviated Life:

Caleb Ewan !
Lotto Sudal !

11:39am Brett From Toronto:

That's a weird GIF of Ken dancing on a boat

11:39am Brendan:

Udon. Yeah...don’t sleep on ramen and soba either. Damn ...so many choices.

11:39am Vee_K:

More Poppy on wfmu pleaseeeee

11:39am The Oscar:

Back in the early Napster days I downloaded a bunch of early complete Radio Free Vestibule broadcasts. Not sure if they're anywhere out there in Web 2.0, but they're all great, as are their albums.

11:41am FװFװ (:

Brett from Toronto,

That's not a boat! That's Ken's Marathonnia -Ruling the Radio Waves- 2018 yatch!

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11:45am bbell:

I will listen again and again, lovely morning set!

11:48am FװFװ (:

The Oscar,

Sounds interesting. Are they a band or a bunch of comedians?

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11:48am Webhamster Henry:

It's Ken's all dump button and goat scream show.

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11:50am Rich in Washington:

I remember seeing Dawn.. on late night television as a kid. It was the first time I'd ever heard The Runaways' Cherry Bomb.

11:50am MD:

I think Ken should do his next "DJ Speaks" in DADA!!!!

YES????

11:50am jazz upholsterer:

whats with your pronoun obsession? why does it matter if a man woman or non gender conforming musician created the music.

11:51am MD:

mooka blinga finea bama tenga!

11:52am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Wasn't that Kurt Schwitters? „Merz“?

11:53am imevilnow:

Andy the painter shout out!

Tell him you all need a don cheadle mural

11:53am People Like Us:

The ECC's Moon Song is mainly F-words

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11:54am Rich in Washington:

WOW! This is hilarious!

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11:55am Rich in Washington:

Hi People Like Us!

11:55am People Like Us:

Herro Rich :)

11:55am queems:

i love this

11:55am FװFװ (:

A President of the USA talking with a chipmunk sitting at the bottom of an ocean. Those were real presidents!

11:56am Laura L:

Thanks for the Helium Speech, Ken!

11:56am MD:

I UNDERSTAND HIM...CAUSE I'M ON DRUGS....THE DRUG CALLED WFMU!!!

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11:56am Webhamster Henry:

This is so excellent - perfect for another "Radio Oddities" cassette!

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11:57am Krys O.:

I keep expecting to hear, "Alan! Talk normal."

11:58am steveo:

phone operators were pretty dumb back then, but at least the president's not an imbecile

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11:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Haha! There needs to be a helium voice app for cell phones. And a devil voice app, for that matter

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11:58am AnAnonymousParty:

"I feel a little light headed."

11:58am MD:

I cant understand the TEXAS ACCENT!!!!!

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11:59am Webhamster Henry:

The Whales are probably even deeper!

11:59am FװFװ (:

Thanks for the whales, GIfs, comments, and music, Ken and people! Till next episode and don't forget to BE HAAAAPPY!!!

11:59am Okasa:

Thanks Ken! Great show!

11:59am fleep:

KenFHP Done! play.google.com...

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11:59am Rich in Washington:

Thanks Ken. Wonderful show today!

11:59am MD:

"You've Done A Man's Job SIr!"

12:00pm Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

at last! thank you!

12:00pm fleep:

Thanks, Ken!

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12:00pm Webhamster Henry:

@Ken/HydePark unfortunately, the phone part of a phone is not directly available for fol-de-rol by the app part of the phone. You could just do it acoustically though.

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12:01pm Webhamster Henry:

Fun show today - now for some water!

12:01pm marc (the other painter):

I love Wales!!