Spiral Dance: Ken's show

Listener comments!

6:02am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Comma zero, everybody.

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6:02am -Ken:

Morning Murakami!

6:15am (((Murakami Whywolf):

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6:21am (((Murakami Whywolf):

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6:23am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Is the spiral-dancing woman from an industrial musical?

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6:34am -Ken:

@Murakami, Im not sure - I think it's a Bauhaus ballet

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6:47am geo in jc:

Yes Oskar Schlemmer's dances

7:28am f͠of͠o (:

Hi, Ken, people!

Thanks, Murakami, for your service! Now everyone can check the notorious BIG GIFs

7:32am Listener Robert:

Meet on the roof for a hot time under the moon or in the hedges. If things spiral out of control, square dance, or at least dance on or with the squares. Spin past the graveyard, sing monochromatically, and light up a Dutch Master.

7:45am Losermom:

Good foggy morning!

8:03am Listener Robert:

Darn, I forgot to work in the furry guy peeking around the corner.

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8:03am -Ken:

Well done Robert. King of the Big GIF Poetry Recap

8:06am Wild Neil:

Peace all. Where is the gif of the rock band with the spinning twin drummers from?

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8:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning and happy birthday, belated.

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8:20am -Ken:

Davee, out of context, that came off creepy af. sorry

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8:20am -Ken:

@Wild Neil - Estonia's Winnie Puhh

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8:21am -Ken:

Thank you Ken from HP!

8:24am f͠of͠o (:

Damn! I missed Davee's comment. Probably it was about tacos. Because we all know Ken doesn't like people commenting about tacos. Specially if they are creepy af.

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8:32am NotARealDoctor:

Good morning, Ken. I'd like to suggest a marathon premium if that's okay. Would you consider offering tickets on a WFMU DJ cruise? Like how some organizations do these cruises and bring a couple of DJs for people to interact with. Only instead of booking a Royal Caribbean or Disney cruise, we would do it on the Staten Island Ferry.

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8:38am AnAnonymousParty:

GM all.

GIF 9: "Sigh, if he thinks he's blowing in my ear I've got a long night ahead of me."

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8:43am -Ken:

@AAP, a horrifying prospect. Thank you.

8:52am Lizardner Dave:

Next year either you or Matt should put out a marathon premium called "Fucking With Felder" featuring all your 11am Tuesday-Wednesday radio hi jinks.

9:01am Linda Lee:

Good morning Ken!

9:02am melinda:

Hi Ken and listeners!

9:03am KRYPT:

".......Ken's got his apron on......", Well played yesterday, sir.

9:03am Nick S.:

Mornin', Ken! Did you have a birthday?

9:04am f͠of͠o (:

Pro-felders,

Heavy Metal is bad for everybody's health, end of story. And it has been scientifically proven. You wouldn't eat mercury, arsenic, lead or any other heavy metals from the periodic table, would you? See?! We need a total Heavy Metal ban!

9:04am Linda Lee:

-Ken, did you catch "Music of Mind Control" last night? fabulous song at 6:50 by 'the left hand of darkness' called 'i wanna get stoned'. thought of you straightaway. brilliant.

9:06am queems:

good morning!

9:06am f͠of͠o (:

Whenever I read the word 'stoned' I also think about Ken, Linda Lee. Or about Lil Dicky's Pillow Talking (feat Brain).

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9:06am ifeelfatnsassy:

Agree with Linda Lee... both of those tracks would be right at home on this show. Maybe with some more Poppy.

9:06am Orpheusviking:

I would like to request Police Car by Larry Wallis, thank you.

9:08am Linda Lee:

Lil Dicky's Pillow Talking? oh my. must find it.

9:09am Listener Bob in PGH:

@ Wild Neil: they are Winny Puhh. They are from Estonia.

9:10am krissy b:

I LOVE THIS SONG KEN

9:10am KRYPT:

'Linda Lee, did I hear you had a 19 year old cat, or was it a dream?

9:11am geoff mcq:

More Spiritualized! What a day! Thanks Ken!

9:11am Leelee:

2nd Spiritualized song this a.m., yay :)

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9:11am -Ken:

@Linda Lee - I did hear that! It was amazing. I have to get a copy of it from Micah. You know me well Linda!

9:12am Linda Lee:

i do try.

9:12am Lizardner Dave:

Ken I think your cat-free Internet filter is broken.

9:12am Linda Lee:

@KRYPT ~ yes i do! amazing beast too.

9:13am pantz:

The Smiths debut album was released 34 years ago today, so that creaking in my bones is justified.

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9:14am ChrisVB:

Good morning!

9:14am Linda Lee:

@pantz ~ what? :-D

9:16am Uncle Michael:

@pantz: who?

9:20am pantz:

First base :(

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9:20am AnAnonymousParty:

"And the kittens go, meow, meow,, meow, meowmeow...",

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9:21am -Ken:

@LizDave, thanks for the alert! It had a race condition. Reset it.

9:21am Sebastian:

hey there!

9:22am KRYPT:

@Linda Lee, that is an impressive "Moggy", as cats are sometimes referred to here :)

9:25am Uncle Michael:

I pay extra for more cats.

9:26am KRYPT:

You must have plenty "Cat skills" L.L. (groan with me now)

9:26am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone

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9:27am Krys O.:

The ballerina is from the Oskar Schlemmer Triadisches Ballet.

9:28am holland oats:

thumz up on the 'this is pop' doc

9:30am tadpoles:

#Krys O ....they were screened at the Whitney a year or so ago...mesmerizing!

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9:32am geo in jc:

I Love Schlemmer

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9:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

Earn hearts today and charge it to this month's credit card cycle. Give the marathon a running start! pledge.wfmu.org...

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9:33am Krys O.:

Chips was a collection gathering all of the Dukes material.

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9:34am Krys O.:

What in the World was on the 25 O'Clock EP.

9:37am Sebastian:

did not know that Billy Graham was still alive until recently

9:38am Stanley:

Hi KRYPT Carlton Melton at Nice 'n' Sleazy tomorrow night. Was going to go but now can't. (What with the Japanese food they serve, that's my kinda gig)

9:40am Sebastian:

'His catchphrase was “the Bible says”. His unquestioning belief in Scripture turned the Gospel into a “rapier” in his hands, he said.'

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!

9:41am melinda:

I like the OCS

9:42am holland oats:

two things i learned from selling at the last record fair - there's not enough purell in this world, and nobody doesn't like the oh sees

9:47am Cecile:

Hallo! Wie geht's?
I got an assignment from my German teacher today. He told me to listen to Du Hast by Rammstein.

9:48am Tater:

Sounds like Perry and Kingsley

9:48am melinda:

Nice vibe today.

9:50am Sebastian:

love Chris Morris!

9:50am judy from croton:

This is delightfully hilarious

9:50am Sebastian:

Cecile, fire your teacher

9:51am judy from croton:

Random sodomy!

9:51am Cecile:

My teacher is AWESOME.

9:52am judy from croton:

Runny sneeze!

9:52am Cecile:

He knows who Einsturzende Neubaten are. And also Inspector Rex. (He's from Wien.)

9:53am βrian:

Bill Withers — safe at any speed.

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9:54am -Ken:

New Phone Number for Residents of East Banana for the top of the hour national anthem and legal Station ID: 201-536-9368

9:56am Sebastian:

everybody knows Kommissar Rex!

9:56am Cecile:

I know that now!
That show is so fucked up. I can't look away.

9:56am dale:

i smelled a goat alarm but you carefully avoided it.

9:57am kimzilla:

Aww, love the Jim Price traffic update!

9:58am Sebastian:

if he's from Vienna, ask him about Major Kottan, that should get you some bonus points!
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9:58am melinda:

I need to catch JIm Price more often.

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9:59am -Ken:

LEGAL ID: WFMU East Orange. WMFU Mount Hope. In New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 fm and online at wfmu dot org. East Banana School closings coming up on the 15s. Keep listening to wfmu.

10:00am f͠of͠o (:

Every German I know hates Rammstein. Why oh why?! Is it because locals don't like their lyrics because they actually undestand them? Don't let your prejudice succumb to the power of the Rammy!

10:01am f͠of͠o (:

I vote for Cecile to do the legal ID...

...In German!!!

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10:03am -Ken:

As long as it takes, people.

10:03am βrian:

Fred could do it in French, perhaps.

10:04am f͠of͠o (:

Hey! We are not living in the Dark Ages! We have telephones!

SO call the damn phone number!

10:04am Cecile:

My Viennese friend likes them.

Here's Conchita announcing the awards for best concert video. Rammstein are in the audience, but they didn't win. The award went to a schlager singer.They look sad.
www.youtube.com...

10:04am melinda:

I called last week, I don't want to call again and hog the spotlight

10:04am Cecile:

I'm in enough doo-doo at work. I will pass this week.

10:05am Passaic River Blues:

That one was with feeling!

10:05am Torbjørn:

Good job, shouting man.

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10:05am -Ken:

Well done, whoever that was!

10:05am Chud:

I do what I can

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10:05am Ken From Hyde Park:

There ya go. That met FCC requirements.

10:06am Linda Lee:

@KRYPT ~ indeed, yes, on both counts

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10:08am AnAnonymousParty:

Play that beatfiddle, Jimi!

10:08am f͠of͠o (:

Ken, form HP,

What a voice! It surely met the FCC requirements but I believe it failed to meet the ones from the Control of Noise at Work Regulations 2005. But thanks, I loved it! What? Can't hear you!

10:10am Sebastian:

I'd rather listen to the goddamn Scorpions than to Rammstein. It has to do with understanding the lyrics, since you asked...

10:11am listener Rey:

GOAT ALARM!

10:11am BronwynB:

gary lucas sounds like sped up gary wilson

10:11am listener Rey:

WOW a Beefheart cover?!!

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10:11am -Ken:

Sebastian, hush. Rammstein is in the record library right now and he is a delicate flower.

10:12am LCBD:

I love Nona Hendryx. One of my favorite concerts of all time.

10:12am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Anyone know if Jimi Hendrix could play the violin at all well?

For that matter, anyone else using anaAndroid device that's startedsto replace spaces with thetfirstfcharacter of the previous word, sometimes? ItImight be a SwiftKey® bug….

10:12am Cecile:

I prefer the Scorpions to Rammstein, but I do think it's funny I have their song as an assignment. Also, the movie XXX with Vin Diesel is not the same without those lunatics shooting fire cannons.

10:12am asheville jon:

Of all the stuff i’ve heard on fmu in the last few months, this Captain Beefheart cover album/group thing has really turned me off. Don’t like it at all. #feldernation

10:14am f͠of͠o (:

Ken,

Sebastian just said the most, worst atrocious blasphemy I ever heard in this comment section by saying Scorpions is better than Rammstein. That shouldn't go unpunished. Bring the Rammy!

10:14am Cecile:

Listener Rey, Lucas and Hendryx have been working on this for awhile and should be touring the world with it soon.

10:14am Mark S:

this misses the trombone that was on the original

10:14am Sebastian:

Ken, we must be talking about different Rammsteine!

10:14am (((Murakami Whywolf):

melinda:
Considerate idea; I'll refrain this week as well.

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10:16am -Ken:

Sebastian, no pretty sure it's the same Rammstein - Austrian Fascist metal Pop Band?

10:16am f͠of͠o (:

Wait...what?! Cecile? You too prefer Scorpions over Rammstein?! Oh, lord! What's going on with the commenters today!? They are delirious! I know what is going on! It's the Heavy Metal effect! We must stop that cancer from spreading!

10:16am Sebastian:

oh, also: I listened to some Lisa Germano today, her song Red Thread is about Andy Breckman, right? it has to be!
lyrics.wikia.com...

10:17am βrian:

"Rammstein is a German Industrial metal band, formed in 1994 in Berlin." (Says the 'pedia.)

10:17am Sebastian:

Ken: no, see, I'm not talking about the Austrians, I'm talking about the German one!

10:17am Cecile:

he didn't say they were better. He said he preferred them. I like Rammstein, but I like the Scorpions better.

10:17am RayL:

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!

10:18am Sebastian:

rats

10:18am f͠of͠o (:

YEAAAAAAH!!!!

I mean

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

10:18am ultradamno:

World of Beef live on Irene Trudel's show www.wfmu.org...

10:18am Sebastian:

I blame Cecile

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10:19am -Ken:

Rammstein says he is really from Austria and that he's the same one, but now you've really hurt his feelings and he wont come out of the bathroom. Im playing this song to try to undo your damage, Sebastian and Assville Jon.

10:19am Mark S:

wunderbar

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10:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Boy it'd sure be neat to have a Rammstein ring tone. Where, possibly, could anyone acquire such a thing?

10:19am northguineahills:

My favorite Rammstein song! " Amerika is wunderbar!" jaja!

10:19am zopa:

USA! USA!

10:19am Cecile:

I'm sorry Sebastian. I hope this softens the blow.
www.youtube.com...

10:19am Sebastian:

well, I'm REALLY sorry!

10:20am northguineahills:

check out the video!

10:20am βrian:

I can see why it would be easy to confuse them with other metal bands.

10:20am Sebastian:

@Cecile: can't watch that in Germany thanks to GEMA

10:20am Cecile:

The rhythm guitar on this is everything, and I love how easy Meine's vocal just floats over the riff.

10:20am Losermom:

@ Ken from Hyde Park the Zedge phone app has a bunch of them.

10:21am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Rammstein are Fascist? Does that mean they're nostalgic for Dolfuß and the Maiverfassung?

10:21am Cecile:

You probably can just play Big City Nights in your head, then.

10:23am Cecile:

Right now is the guitar solo. It's Matthias Jabs's turn.
Big City Nights! You keep me burning!

10:23am queems:

lovely

10:24am Sebastian:

I can hear it!

10:24am Roseanne:

I like this.

10:24am Roberto:

Can this be the new national anthem?

10:24am Cecile:

AWESOME.

10:24am Roberto:

It's much more inclusive than the current one.

10:25am queems:

i relate to all of these songs

10:25am Kurt corbain:

we're good at what we do worse
and for this blessing we sure are cursed

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10:26am Webhamster Henry:

Very Patriotic today!

10:26am joe mulligan:

Ken, could you play U.S.S.A. by the Butthole Surfers? loving this USA set!! USA! USA! USA!

10:27am Okasa:

Hey. Super fun happy show today, huh?

10:27am queems:

i didn’t realize we had a direct phone line into the oval office

10:27am Chapelhillian:

I felt much better once I read this was King Missile

10:28am some_guy:

Isn't this Dan Carlin? (His Hardcore History podcast is not to be missed.)

10:28am melinda:

This is funnier now that I have heard the unedited Dan Carlin speaking at length.

10:29am Cecile:

Billy Graham died today.

10:29am convoy_pt2:

Turn this religious right crap off

10:30am not Dennis leary:

I'm an asshole
(UNCENSORED VERSION)
best patriot song I know

10:30am f͠of͠o (:

Talking about national anthems. Did you guys hear Spain is looking to put lyrics into their instrumental national anthem?

Yep. So far the 'best' version has been from the former pop start Marta Sanchez. Yes. The Spanish equivalent of Mariah Carey. The most corny lyrics you can imagine.

10:31am RayL:

Tell it to the Donner party

10:31am βrian:

Is it offensive to say Graham was a cracker?

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10:31am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Losermom - True, but likely less rewarding, ultimately, than receiving a bunch of nifty ringtones as a marathon premium.

10:31am Sebastian:

lol, ßrian

10:31am northguineahills:

@fofo: yes, there is no way there will be a consensus in Spain. Francoism, and regional identities won't allow it.

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10:32am JtotheK:

hi ken, hi everyone.

10:32am Hollywood cannibal club:

10:33am f͠of͠o (:

northguineahills,

Yes. They say every word from Marta Sanchez' national anthem rhymes with Franco. hahaha.

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10:33am thriftstoreleather:

that was great, Ken

10:33am DumDumGuy at the Gates of Dawn:

Not breakfast but perhaps an early lunch

10:33am Bobby Whirlwind:

It's not breakfast cereal and that's the problem.

10:33am northguineahills:

The best thing I can say about Billy Graham was what I read in a Johnny Cash anecdote. They were friends and used to go to Jamaica together, and listen the reggae from their vacation home on the porch from a few blocks away uphill. (what else they were doing wasn't explicitly stated).

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10:34am AnAnonymousParty:

This Joe Frank episode is awful.

10:36am Asheville Jon:

yeah, BG dead. surprised this whole area isn't shut down for the day

10:37am dgg:

the best thing you can say about billy graham sounds like the worst thing you can say about johnny cash.

10:38am Andrea:

Oh, I am have flashbacks from being a teenager from King Missile and BRAK!!!! Thank you.

10:38am dgg:

you're on acorns!

10:38am Passaic River Blues:

@dgg: hahaha

10:39am queems:

excellent

10:39am The little train that COULD:

I do ok for a retard

10:39am northguineahills:

Wait, Brak did institutionalized w/ a jaw harp??!!! This is Ken's wet dream!

10:39am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Space Ghost institutionalised Andy Daly!

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10:39am AnAnonymousParty:

Ah Brak, the voice I hear in my head whenever someone TYPES IN ALL CAPS.

10:39am cory on the couch:

yay brak!

10:39am zopa:

this needs some zorak

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10:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Come to think of it, all I want is a Pepsi, too.

10:41am bb:

brak should do "cake" nnext

10:41am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Brak was way cool.

10:41am ChrisB.:

Thought this was Crazy Guggenheim.

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10:41am AnAnonymousParty:

Anyone who has a magic toenail is cool.

10:42am Henry:

this is the best

10:42am tadpoles:

Oskar Schlemmer Gifs rule over anything aural.

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10:42am Webhamster Henry:

Kiki IS great - and NOT ON ACORNS.

10:42am voices:

My I phone talks dirty in my brain

10:43am f͠of͠o (:

Considering both the legalisation of drugs and the demonization of sugary drinks are on the up, in the future the lyrics would be:

- "No, mom! I'm not drinking Pepsi"
- "Don't tell me that! You are on Pepsi!"
- "Why don't you just pass me one drug"
- "No! You are on Pepsi!"
- "Just one drug and she will not give it to me!"

10:44am Sam:

It's a beautiful wall! Ha

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10:45am AnAnonymousParty:

Is this going to seque into the AJAX liquor store bit?

10:46am Cecile:

Big City! Big City Nights!

10:46am Listener Bob in PGH:

HAR-MON-EEE-CUH!!!

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10:47am Rich in Washington:

I remember when this song was getting loads of airplay on late night radio and heavy rotation on MTV, one KBOO DJ, no doubt sick of hearing it, played two copies at once - somewhat DJ Screw style. It was hilarious. Wished I'd taped it.

10:48am βrian:

I'm guessing Billy got a very big surprise when he got to the gates, or the river Styx.

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10:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Wasn't Institutionalized a Legendary Stardust Cowboy hit?

10:49am Andrew Waterloo:

Institutionalized feels more appropriate than ever.

10:49am Lixiviated Life:

so what now?

10:49am Uncle Michael:

I like Zorak singing "Zingor."

10:50am Sam:

He lost his license? He should check under the couch cushions!

10:50am Asheville Jon:

hey UM, how's it going?

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10:50am Krys O.:

Chiropractors and osteopaths are almost like voodoo in my book. Apologies to voodoo practitioners.

10:51am ultradamno:

@AnAnon, you mean Paralyzed?

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10:52am Krys O.:

Chris Morris! Check out the Jam TV episodes.

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10:52am Rich in Washington:

Blue Jam is fantastic! So freaking surreal and profane. I made the mistake of leaving a show playing at my desk at work once. Never again.

10:52am Steiner in Whately:

Why boop? when you can something.

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10:52am Rich in Washington:

The missing child segment. Ugh. Morris is a freaking dark genius.

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10:53am AnAnonymousParty:

There are long ass sets, and then there are long ass sets. I believe we've experienced both kinds on the show.

10:53am Okasa:

Pop quiz... what do jazz legend Bix Beiderbecke and Chiropractic "medicine" have in common?

10:53am Cecile:

if you're from New Zealand, there are long as sets.

10:54am βrian:

@AnAnonymousParty: It's why we have hyphens.

10:55am KRYPT:

One favourite phony news headline by Chris Morris, delivered with BBC newsreader gravitas ,was "Pious old lady killed by falling duck vulva". Boy British radio has never been such fun since.

10:55am Uncle Michael:

Anyone got a link for the all-institutionalized show in Ken's archives?

10:55am dgg:

@Okasa: I don't know - what?

10:56am Okasa:

@dgg - Both from Davenport, IA.

10:56am βrian:

I've had some good results from chiropractors. The good ones will tell you, that if you don't feel the need, there's no need to come back.

10:56am Bobby Whirlwind:

The Blue Jam radio series was brilliant. I remember listening live when it got pulled off air for airing an obscene remix of Princess Diana's funeral

10:58am Mark S:

this has a New Order vibe

10:58am Cecile:

Bix and Chiropractic started in Davenport, Iowa?

10:58am f͠of͠o (:

Uncle Michael,

It's in one of the first Wake and Bake shows. Yes. Ken made one of the best show on the history of radio not for us but for other listeners! Bwaaaaha!

10:59am KRYPT:

@Bobby Whirlwind "My eyebrows were crusted with Di's dried crack juice", an except from James Hewitt's kiss and tell memoirs, allegedly.

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10:59am Krys O.:

I have to go and fill out a declaration regarding human trafficking and slavery for my job.

10:59am Cecile:

Epic Sax Guy!

10:59am βrian:

I would expect psychiatric analysis to have started in Davenport ...

11:00am Cecile:

He placed 3rd in Eurovision last year!

11:00am dgg:

@Krys O.: the moment of truth we all dread.

11:01am nfrae:

Institutionalized, Brought to you by Pepsi wfmu.org...

11:01am ultradamno:

Always Hollywood & Vine, no one sings about Hollywood & Bronson

11:03am Epic Sax Guy:

Take that, Kenny G! Take that, David Sanborn!

11:03am Okasa:

Palmer College of Chiropractic, founded in 1897 in Davenport, was the very first school of chiropractic in the world.

11:04am Mark S:

I guess Brix's voice has changed

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11:06am AnAnonymousParty:

And by a strange coincidence, the first Chiropractic adjustment was performed ON a davenport.

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11:06am yippie:

ken, scott williams just debuted the almighty opp over wfmu airwaves i think it was a great idea. almighty opp songs remind me of clay pigeon originals

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11:06am Rich in Washington:

No one sings about Pico and Sepulveda anymore.

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11:06am yippie:

i listened to them when i lived in LA they did a free puppit show 1 nite a month with awesome original songs

11:07am Asheville Jon:

no legal id this hour?

11:07am pantz:

Eagles of Death Metal should do a Heavy Metal cover. I would listen to that!

11:07am βrian:

I had a Chemistry professor who decided to quit academia and become a chiropractor. I have no idea how that worked out.

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11:08am AnAnonymousParty:

The last legal ID was loud enough to last two hours.

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11:10am -Ken:

OMG Look at the time! Somebody gett ready 2 dooo the legal

11:11am f͠of͠o (:

We need a gentle, quiet whispering, ASMR legal ID next time please.

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11:11am AnAnonymousParty:

That's weird, I knew a Chiropractor who decided to close his practice and become a chemist. He made meth in his basement. It really is a small world.

11:11am fcc ∅:

we're ready

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11:11am -Ken:

And whoever does the legal ID, please also backannounce the last set. The pOlice are hear and I have to deal.

11:13am northguineahills:

Sting hears everything, you should have known, Ken!

11:13am βrian:

Is it about the orange traffic cones, Ken? What's going on with that?

11:13am f͠of͠o (:

Whoever does the legal ID remember you can also whistle it. No need for words.

11:15am northguineahills:

I had a clerk yesterday ask me about my woof-moo shirt yesterday. She was genuinely curious.

11:15am Asheville Jon:

"police are hear"???? wtf

11:16am f͠of͠o (:

"police are hear"

NSA law enforcement officials?

11:16am queems:

good one

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11:17am Webhamster Henry:

It's warm today -- got any Corn Weenies?

11:17am ultradamno:

@northguineahills that happened to me with a nurse at the ER about a month ago.

11:17am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Well, noöne did the legal i.d. at 11:00, of course the police are there.

11:18am dgg:

the radio police

11:18am f͠of͠o (:

That last legal ID was as fast as little frog's fart. I salute you!

11:18am northguineahills:

@ultradamno: I hope you weren't a patient??!!

11:20am ultradamno:

I was. I very bad rash twitter.com...

Probably shingles.

11:20am Sam:

It's just the East Banana People's Guards enforcing social order. Nothing to worry about!

11:20am βrian:

One should always wear WFMU underwear, just in case they end up in the E.R.

11:21am Dean:

See the Julius Eastman story in NYT?

11:21am dgg:

@brian - so long at it is offical 7 second delay "guess that stain" underwear

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11:22am AnAnonymousParty:

I thought if you listened to free-form radio you wern't supposed to wear underwear?

11:23am Okasa:

I fully support the extra-legal activities undertaken by the East Banana People's Guard to protect our safety. Heil East Banana!

11:23am Sam:

That's why you don't want to commit a crime in China. They make you recite the Chinese alphabet backwards.

11:23am BronwynB:

waaaaaaaaaales

11:24am βrian:

You've got to wear your WFMU marathong, at least.

11:25am Dean:

Carl Stalling?

11:25am BronwynB:

cant someone else open the door for them? are u really the only one in the building? why is rod serling reciting a stalling tape?

11:25am Patty D:

What is this? A stalling tape or something?

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11:25am AnAnonymousParty:

That's not Carl Stalling.

11:25am dgg:

#FelderNation!

11:25am SeanG:

NICE!!!!!!!!!!

11:25am queems:

oh come on, this is getting ridiculous

11:25am Sebastian:

Matty!

11:25am Lizardner Dave:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

11:25am BronwynB:

merciful heavens

11:25am Passaic River Blues:

Felderized.

11:25am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I've never worried too much about the Banana Guards.

11:26am Asheville Jon:

#FELDERNATION HAHAHAHAHAHA

11:26am Torbjørn:

Viva la revolution !

11:26am Sem:

Excellent, Roi de Ordue! Felderize me, bro.

11:26am alex from weehawken:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MATTT!!!

11:26am Stanley:

Nooooooooo!! Not you too!

11:26am Brian C.:

Even I say that's pretty BOLD

11:26am Lizardner Dave:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:26am Sebastian:

\m/

11:26am Sam:

The FBI is probably there to investigate Ken's collusion with Khlam

11:26am David in London:

Forward #Felder Nation!

11:26am Old Dave:

There you go, my adopted son!

11:26am Betsy O:

Ken’s show has been hijacked!!!!!!!!

11:26am Aaron Working In Newark:

#FelderNation

11:26am Dean:

This is wandering into Howard Stern territory. Really testing limits.

11:26am alex from weehawken:

YESSS MATTTTTYYYYYYY!!!

11:26am dgg:

see what you've done ken. leave the felder alone ken.

11:27am ultradamno:

Hijinks!

11:27am Betsy O:

Ahh, he’s back,... phew!

11:27am Patty D:

@queems, would you listen to this show if it WASN'T ridiculous?

11:27am Brian C.:

At least my computer didn't lock up this time!

11:27am Sam:

Ah, that's better

11:27am queems:

i used to just dislike this song and now i legitimately fucking hate it

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11:27am geo in jc:

They were the Felderal Police

11:28am f͠of͠o (:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Don't you know, people!?! The more you hear it the more you like it?! We need to stop this madness! Quick!

Bring the strongest antidote song ever! NOW PLEASE!!!

11:28am Aaron Working In Newark:

You got feldered, son.

11:29am Evan From Seattle:

NEED MOAR FELDER!

11:29am zopa:

the worst knock-knock joke ever

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11:29am -Ken:

If only everybody on wfmu staff could be as mature as Dean, we would all be in much better shape. Jesus.

11:29am Betsy O:

Which reminds me,...It’s been a long time since I’ve been indisposed, perhaps it’s time?

11:30am Matt Warwick:

#FelderNation

11:30am f͠of͠o (:

That was clearly an coup d'etat attempt by the East Banana police and their Felder masters.

11:30am Aaron Working In Newark:

Queems is anti eggs and anti heavy metal.

11:31am bore:

ohhhh nooooo!

11:31am Asheville Jon:

at this speed, it could last until the end of the show!

11:31am Betsy O:

Anyone with mercury fillings is predisposed to liking Heavy Metal...... just sayin’

11:31am f͠of͠o (:

Yes, Ken! That's the way to do it! FIght the song back!!!

11:31am queems:

@aaron my achilles heels

11:32am Passaic River Blues:

Don Felder (DJ Screw Remix)

11:32am Dean:

Can I share that comment with my mom, Ken?

11:32am The Oscar:

I can't actually tell if what we're hearing now is Matt messing with Ken or Ken messing with Matt.

11:33am Asheville Jon:

does it really matter Oscar? :)

11:33am Patty D:

Or a Katt messing with Men.

11:33am northguineahills:

@The Oscar: It's all one of the same.

11:33am dgg:

this is what happens when you slow down the Chipmunks version of Don Felder's Heavy Metal

11:33am bore:

anal leakage audiolized

11:33am queems:

at this speed it is tolerable

11:33am northguineahills:

@PRB: jajaja!

11:33am steveo:

Ken-Matt messing with us-us.

11:34am Sam:

They're like a yin yang symbol, each one eternally messing with the other to the exact and opposite extent to which he himself is messed with

11:34am Huge:

Ken finally threw in the towel. I think he should play this every Wednesday at 11.

11:34am f͠of͠o (:

I am pretty sure Ken is fighting with Matthew in the studio. Ken wants to stop the vynil from rotating on the turntable and Matthew pushes back!

11:34am Aaron Working In Newark:

At this speed it's a bad acid trip, but I still enjoy it.

11:34am kimzilla:

This is madness. Sheer madness.

11:34am David in London:

This sounds like Chrome covering Felder. Or perhaps Felder covering Chrome. Which would be better I wonder..?

11:34am coelacanth∅:

the only good heavy metal (takin' a ride) is a fucked-with heavy metal (takin' a ride)

11:34am Dean:

Was missing Mr. Berger just last night.

11:35am Betsy O:

I never knew that Felder worked with Brian Eno!

11:36am dgg:

well, now you've done it.

11:36am Aaron Working In Newark:

Compelling radio here

11:37am Patty D:

I feel like I'm living in the Bladerunner universe except it's less sexy and has less versions.

11:38am Betsy O:

I am now convinced that there is no utopia,...

11:39am f͠of͠o (:

Oh, Ken. Make the Felder go away!

I'm feeling dizzy already, my head hurts...Something strange is happening to me. I'm also starting to grow hair a la 80's metal. Oh, the sweet sounds of Scorpions. Where are they?!

Oh. Scorpions..Where are you? I need you.

11:39am coelacanth∅:

Ken, i'd like to click the star for the last one but i wont subject my computer to all those gifs.

11:40am BronwynB:

interesting cover of one of my favorite songs...i barely recognized it at first

11:42am Betsy O:

I am now going to start taking less then one day at a time,...

11:43am Bill W:

Is Billy Graham coming?

11:43am Davee:

Christmas????

11:43am Sebastian:

it works!

11:44am Lixiviated Life:

nothing is coming.

especially not the kingdom

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11:44am NotARealDoctor:

Is this a real emergency?!

11:44am Betsy O:

Much prefer multiple Q&A tests!

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11:44am NotARealDoctor:

Oh thank god! It was only a test!

11:44am KRYPT:

Bwaaaahaha!

11:45am Davee:

Klaus!

11:46am Betsy O:

(Bill W) He is,... but as a cracker.

11:49am queems:

i loooove matias aguayo

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11:51am -Ken:

Top 'o the Hour Legal ID coming up after the next mic break - how about somebody new this time?

11:53am tadpoles:

Thanks for the show today Ken and the Oskar S. Gif's. Klaus is right out of one of them!

11:55am Lixiviated Life:

ken please stop talking

11:55am Betsy O:

Thank you Kenneth!!!

11:55am Sebastian:

Dankeschön, Ken!

11:55am f͠of͠o (:

Thanks, Ken, people! Great show as usual (except for the Felder bit). Till next episode and remember: Be happy!

BE HAPPY I SAID! >:-|

11:56am Patty D:

Can't wait. Makes my commute home so much fun.

11:56am Wild Neil:

OK, somebody announce!

11:56am Wild Neil:

Somebody new!

11:57am f͠of͠o (:

I'd vote for THE voice of Radio (aka Wild Neil) to do the legal ID but I'm afraid Ken wants someone new!

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11:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks for the show today, Ken.

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11:58am Krys O.:

Larry!!!!

11:58am Wild Neil:

201-536-9368

11:58am coelacanth∅:

i just did the legal id but i'm not sure anyone heard me

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11:58am -Ken:

Will somebody please call already so Duane can start?

11:58am Sebastian:

did you give out the phone number?

11:58am βrian:

Coming up, oppostite Duane:
100% Whatever with Mary Wing

wfmu.org...

11:59am Sebastian:

Duane should call

11:59am f͠of͠o (:

I think the fatal flaw of today's show lack of legal IDers is Ken didn't announce the new phone number over the radio.

11:59am queems:

AMAZING

12:00pm dgg:

that was grand

12:00pm Sebastian:

great!

12:00pm f͠of͠o (:

That legal ID has the hallmarks of Sam!

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12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Listener bobo can call in and give the ID later.

12:02pm bobo:

Sorry for being a bit late today. If people is not doing the legal ID perhaps you could play me a song?

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12:02pm Webhamster Henry:

I have old synthesized WFMU ids - but in general WFMU never plays recorded ids. www.echonyc.com...

12:05pm steveo:

you just have to phone them in when you hear the zebra trucks, henry :)

12:05pm steveo:

(the one you linked is cool)

10:58am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Every phone call in the last twenty years of a female relative's life consisted of her singing "Surabaya Johnny" for an hour straight.

No, that's not strictly true—sometimes it was ninety minutes.

10:59am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I dislike the meme that we got Nazis because of decadence.