Acorns: Ken's show

Listener comments!

6:16am cory:

geez, did i beat ken in?

♥ 6:17am -Ken:

You did! Morning Cory!

6:17am cory:

hiya Ken!

6:38am Wild Neil:

PEACE all. Hi Ken and Cory. In work early. Key almost didn't work.

6:41am cory:

morning Neil

♥ 7:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, folks. Get your Hazmat suits ready!

7:53am ſºſº (:

Good morning, Kens, cory, Wild Neil!

♥ 8:13am -Ken:

Just got to the station.. any requests?

8:23am Mark Williams:

how about some Bunnydrums, Ken? They do a mean cover of TV Eye if you wanted to give that a spin.

8:24am Listener Robert:

Yeah, I request that you turn around, go back, and get the doughnuts you forgot to bring.

8:29am cory:

how about khlam?

8:29am Listener Robert:

Today's GIF poem: Don't come apart at the seams. Put on a new face, all lit up. Don't harp on the news that leaves you goggle-eyed. Take things in your own hand, dance like the whole galaxy's musical, turn your nack on the Big Apple, and, uh, get your vision tested.

8:32am ſºſº (:

Requests:
- Anything by Peter Wyngarde

Non-requests:
- Anything by Colleen Lovett
- Anythng by Anthony Newley

Wish requests:
- Killdozer - Tuckles the Goose (That Chases People)
- Suicidal Tendencies - I finally drank the Pepsi

8:33am Listener Robert:

Good, I got one comment saved I can used to countermand cory's Khlam request. But what if someone requests something else awful? I got no powers left!

8:35am cory:

sun ra and merzbow?

♥ 8:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

How about some Neil Diamond mashups?

♥ 8:45am -Ken:

Great requests and non-requests everybody! Anybody know any good neil diamond mashups?

8:46am Jack:

Haven't heard Wild Man Fischer in a long time.

8:46am ſºſº (:

Does a Neil Young + King Diamond mashup counts?

8:51am Mark S:

Haven't heard any of these Neil Diamond mashups but this is what I found:

Taylor Swift and Neil:
www.youtube.com...

Michael Buble and Neil

www.youtube.com...

♥ 8:52am -Ken:

Yes f0f0 it does. Please direct me to it

8:53am Mark S:

forget the buble it's just someone playing piano

8:54am Mark S:

The Taylor Swift one is terrible

8:54am Wild Neil:

How about "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill? I know its not a mashup, but a cover. Still.

8:56am Mark Williams:

Killdozer's Neil Diamond cover, yes?

9:02am melinda:

Howdy Ken

♥ 9:03am geoff mcq:

Morning Ken, morning all.

♥ 9:03am Sem:

SM Ken, Felder-haters, Neil Diamond celebrators, folk from all over, good morning.

♥ 9:04am geo in jc:

Kid Koala! Thanks Ken

9:04am abestos:

hazmat guys takin me away 2day

♥ 9:05am Planet Tyler:

Guten morgen all. Long live Neil Diamond. Long live Joe Frank.

9:06am morphe:

First time in long time in real time!!!!
How does one transition from clay to ken???
without closing and opening??? And, how do people write in before the playlist is active? I do not plan to, just curious???? Beware, as the Irish mother said "be careful... curiosity killed the cat..."

♥ 9:06am dale:

here's one but it sort of sucks.

soundcloud.com...

9:06am combokid:

RIP to the great Joe frank, who I can practically hear narrating his own death.

♥ 9:06am MD:

First 100Daze! Long live Gov. Slenderman!!!

9:07am thanks ken:

i guess the ban plan is lifted

9:07am dan in wisconsin:

Good Vibrations covered by Psychic TV?

9:08am show show:

RIP Joe Franks ..the man with the brilliant mind

♥ 9:08am Sem:

Nice, nice, nice.

9:09am Ramon vs Ramon:

Is it controversial to request The Cramps - Bikini Girls with Machine Guns?
Also KP9000 - Malagueña would b nice electronica. Spanish Paco De Lucia - anything.

9:09am dan in wisconsin:

Or "Only Love Can Break Your Heart" also covered by PTV...

9:12am Ramon vs Ramon:

KP9000 - Malamalanga (my bad).

https://m.soundcloud.com/kp9000/malamalanga

9:14am ſºſº (:

Ken,

Unfortunately that Neil Young and King Diamond is on my wish requests. BUT I found this:

Karaoke of Some guy signing a Neil Diamond's tune in the King Diamond style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WJzoKVaoNE

Sweet Caroline - by Tragedy: All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees & Beyond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJHG8yJAuEg

Mochipet - Neil Diamond vs. King Diamond vs. The Lion King
https://mochipet.bandcamp.com/track/neil-diamond-vs-king-diamond-vs-the-lion-king

9:14am lixiviated life:

The paradox of station manager Ken. Ken has a great program and plays music I like but he is a manager, which I despise!

9:14am dan in wisconsin:

The Cramps are great. "Caveman is a personal favorite, along with "Primitive".

9:14am r.d. fox:

Why do birds fall down from the sky every time you walk by? (LOL Vicki)

♥ 9:15am steveo:

i really like this trombone version of carry on my wayward son www.youtube.com... it's a little long, though

9:15am Wild Neil:

The butt trumpet is pretty choice.

9:16am chris in london:

I was just going to request people like us. Nice one Ken!!

9:17am #memo to morphe:

This is all accomplished by the use of Russian AI bots controlled by Adam Schiff and a vast right wing conspiracy

♥ 9:17am steveo:

that's the one where they use a distortion pedal

9:18am LP Steve:

This is one Killdozer cover that is not appreciably different from the original.

9:18am mb:

Hello Ken. Very intense hazmat report this morning. Thanks.

9:19am ?:

Controversial requests is Ken's speciality, Ramon vs Ramon.

9:19am explanation:

r.e. fox ...the birds die b-cuz of methane from Uranus

9:19am Mark S:

not even the chair

♥ 9:20am MD:

NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:20am Roberto:

Now that he's retiring from touring maybe Neil can devote more time to writing for Killdozer.

♥ 9:20am steveo:

so true, Mark S.

♥ 9:20am MD:

CHEESEBURGER!!!

9:21am ſºſº (:

Bring the controversial requests on! That's why WFMU bought the goat alarm for.

9:21am The hazmatics:

we ripped off our name from the plasmatics

9:21am dan in wisconsin:

"RU 486" by the Pain Teens

♥ 9:22am Planet Tyler:

Uh oh someone's getting handsy at fmu. Is garrison keillor stopping by?

♥ 9:24am AnAnonymousParty:

A butt trombone would be funnier though, IMO.

9:25am dan in wisconsin:

"Copy" by the Plastics

9:25am Nick S.:

K-X-P - Cymbalim! That's my request, Ken. Good morning!

9:27am Ramon vs Ramon:

I was looking for a Neil Diamond track in Spanish and found this crazy live song. I didn’t like it but it’s kind of a novelty. https://youtu.be/ucTbHmlt2h8

♥ 9:28am maestroso:

Trad. Attack! Great sound, love this.

9:29am Nick S.:

RIP Joe Frank. One of, if not, the greatest radio writer/performer of all time. I have WFMU to thank for introducing me to his work. His obits have almost all been hilarious. I'd like to know why he got fired from KCRW. Anyone know?

9:30am ſºſº (:

Nick S,

Irwin will devote 3 hours of Joe Frank in his show today. Come and join them/us!

9:31am Nick S.:

I always listen to Irwin's show for almost decades now. Can't wait.

♥ 9:31am karlward:

@dan in wisconsin: you're from Houston?

How about some 30footFALL? Maybe "Attack of the Flaming Egos." youtu.be...

♥ 9:32am MD:

Euro Vision!!! MY LOVELY HORSE!! FATHER TED AND DUGGEL!!!

♥ 9:32am steveo:

no why would you hate poor old neil

9:32am dan in wisconsin:

Wasn't Joe Frank on NPR around midnight for some time? I think that's where I was turned on to him.

9:33am northguineahills:

Eurovision is Europe-wide and Australia.

♥ 9:33am MD:

Euro Vision!!! MY LOVELY HORSE!! FATHER TED AND DUGGEL!!!

♥ 9:33am Krys O.:

I feel the same way about Longfellow Serenade, but I don't hold it against Neil.

♥ 9:34am dale:

what about the big apple circus' grandma the clown?

9:35am Mark S:

they were boring dirty limericks?

9:35am therapy:

for hating Neil diamond syndrome watch Dave Chappelle's haters ball award show

♥ 9:35am MD:

AND A BUCKET!!!

♥ 9:35am MD:

IN A BUCKETTTT!!!!

9:35am dan in wisconsin:

Maybe some early Ministry, something off of Twitch or With Sympathy, or possibly something off of Cover Up, like "Bang A Gong" or "Lay Lady Lay"?

♥ 9:35am Devin B.:

Strong odds he used the word 'phallus'

9:36am Sam:

My lovely lovely lovely horse!
That was the most hilarious episode ever.

9:37am Vincent Nifigance:

Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind...!

♥ 9:37am dkrawc:

a beauty who goes to Macalester --- Oh her face, her libs, her ballast, her --- Tiny blue kilt -- And the way she is built --- Could make a petrified phallus stir -- GK

♥ 9:37am dale:

i mean GRANDMA THE FRICKEN' CLOWN? who would think that a guy who dresses up in senior drag would be a pervert?

9:37am LP Steve:

Yep, "phallus" is in the punch line.

♥ 9:38am dale:

can't spell phallus without all of us.

♥ 9:38am karlward:

@dan in wisconsin: OK now I'm getting the feeling that we knew each other in Houston or something. Not only have I never heard anyone mention Pain Teens if they aren't from Houston, but also I used to listen to Ministry's Twitch all the time when I lived in Houston. "Just Like You" was my jam.

♥ 9:38am dkrawc:

best though is the choice of books they used to cover the whiteboard --- "Let's Pretend This Never Happened"

♥ 9:39am MD:

LECK----TRICITY!!!

♥ 9:39am Devin B.:

I hope to hell the woman's name wasn't Alice

♥ 9:39am Webhamster Henry:

That electricity quote is from a scary Eric Bogosian routine.

9:39am Okasa:

Heil SM Ken! Heil Ken's Horde!

♥ 9:40am duke:

Band names generated by neural net botnik.org...

♥ 9:40am dkrawc:

'I'm sorry my limerick made you feel bad,'"

♥ 9:41am Sem:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice...

9:43am JakeGould:

Hey Ken! CBS News Radio just seriously said this, “If you really want to kill your diet, go eat with a fat person at an all you can eat buffet.”

The context is that if you eat with people who eat healthy you will tend to be healthy. If you eat with a fatty fat ass, you will become a fatty fat ass.

9:43am ſºſº (:

When calling in please remember it is NOT "WMFU" like someone said last week. Geez! It's WFUM!

9:44am Brendan:

There once was a man from Niagara
Who ate a pack of Viagra
His wife had a headache
And without a shred of malice
She called her sister and told him to go see Alice.

♥ 9:45am -Ken:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice...
I Love NPR!
From Near and From Far!
____________________________________

9:45am (Murakami Whywolf))):

We shared an house with a Neil Diamond fan who _assured_ us that N.D. had written "Free Man in Paris". When we told him that it was a Joni Mitchell song, he objected 'But it's written from a male point-of-view!' we informed him that 1,) She could write good, and 2.) she added the words 'he said' near the beginning.

Not to over-indulge in stereotype, but he liked to lift weights. He was 6'2",heavily-muscled,and a Caltech student—yet another reason why a sitcom I won't name 'can bite me' for being filled with badly-limned characters in nerdface.

9:46am Nick S.:

"Heaving as if o'er a mountain real, Bosoms of (Her Name Here), Allow grotesque Garrison to cop a feel." - Limerick scribbled by that boring lame dude that screwed up my radio forever.

♥ 9:46am Rob W:

Just to make sure you're all aware of this: Ken used the Keillor limerick bit to great humorous effect, but the point of the MPR study is not that Keillor was taken down for minor things but that he DID commit numerous serious offenses. By the way... if you you're wondering, the limerick IS posted online, here: www.thecut.com...

9:46am Sam:

There once was a man named Garrison
Whose favorite activity was harrassin'
He felt up some girl
And lost his whole world
The whole episode was embarrassin'

♥ 9:47am steveo:

when i get fired, I hope it's over a much better limerick than garrison's

♥ 9:47am melinda:

"badly-limned characters in nerdface" haha! Thanks for that, Murakami.

9:48am Nick S.:

Ken, this would go well after this Folkazoid! www.youtube.com...

9:48am JakeGould:

There once was a man from Nantucket.
He ate all his chicken from a bucket.
Tripped on his cat.
Fell on his face flat.
Yet only thought to reach out to grab a stray chicken McNugget.

9:48am (((Murakami Whywolf):

My money's on "There once was a man from Aberystwyth….“ which was supposedly Swinburne's favourite. I really miss Keillor's daily narration of the "Writer's Almanac"; by all means shun the real monsters, but there's such a thing as auto-impoverishment.

♥ 9:48am Planet Tyler:

But alas, The Writer's Almanac w/ GK was perfect.

9:49am JakeGould:

@RobW: “Well, that’s the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are suffering from PTSD, all the men are creeps, and all the children are too young to fully understand what has happened.”

9:50am ſºſº (:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice
but then again that didn't prevent the #MeToo brigade
to ruin his life again!

9:51am judy from croton:

Dirty limericks are protected under the Why Else Exist law.
I so love limericks.

9:51am dan in wisconsin:

Devo does a mean cover of the Elvis song "Don't Be Cruel". I love Devo.

♥ 9:51am Planet Tyler:

How'd My Lovely Horse get tangled up in all this? And the Pain Teens? I cant step away for a minute.......

9:51am Sam:

He got the name from the women who were always telling him "Woah! Be gone!"

9:51am Mark S:

needs work fofo

♥ 9:51am melinda:

@Rob W thanks for the link. And eww.

9:52am Ramon vs Ramon:

Ok, found several covers of Neil Diamond and really liked this one: Roberto Jordan y los Zignos, Mexico, 1967 - Pronto Seras Mujer (Girl, you’ll be a woman soon). Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/69tmJ4ai534

9:53am ſºſº (:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice
but that didn't prevent the #MeToo brigade
to ruin his life AND work again!

Done, Mark S.

9:53am Sam:

I heard one of the guys from Car Talk was accused of molesting a Lamborghini.

♥ 9:53am Sem:

Let me show you by pointing my phallus.

9:53am Okasa:

Yeah, I remember reading something recently about Square Dancing being resurrected and promoted in the early 20th Century by Henry Ford so that white kids wouldn't be dancing to black music.

9:54am Okasa:

Couldn't find anything about it on Snopes, so it must be true.

9:55am Nick S.:

Right on!

9:55am Mark S:

much better fofo

9:55am Aaron Working In Newark:

Can you play Heavy Metal st 11, since you ruined for #feldernation yesterday?

9:56am Vincent Nifigance:

@Sam, hey it's a legitimate sexuality, didn;t you ever hear about the guy who had sex with The Love Bug and Airwolf? www.telegraph.co.uk...

♥ 9:56am -Ken:

Dont forget! The legal station identification is:
WFMU East Orange
WMFU Mount Hope
In Rockland County and new York City at 91.9 FM
and online at WFMU dot org

♥ 9:56am Planet Tyler:

Did Henry Ford write any anti-semitic limericks?

9:57am ſºſº (:

For the non-native English speakers: East Orange is pronounced 'East Banana'.

9:58am JakeGould:

“A beauty who goes to Macalester —
O, her face, her limbs, her ballast, her
Tiny blue kilt
And the way she is built
Could make a petrified phallus stir.”

Garrison should have been fired just for writing that.

9:58am Mark S:

no Henry Ford's chosen form was the sonnet

9:58am (((Murakami Whywolf):

melinda:
John Hodgman wrote, paraphrasing 'Given what our country needs to survive, maybe we shouldn't make fun of smart people every week on T.V.. '.

Okasa:
Since there's nothing on Snopes, I'll guess that Ford used the term 'Afro-Hebraic jass "music" degeneracy'.

9:59am Vincent Nifigance:

"There once was an anti-semitic,
Whose literary form was limerick..."

9:59am ſºſº (:

Nice one whoever requested K-X-P!

♥ 10:00am MD:

CALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:01am Vincent Nifigance:

That was a good one.

10:01am Mark S:

is this Gibby Haines?

♥ 10:01am MD:

FMU FANS GONE WILD!!!!!!!!

♥ 10:01am steveo:

wow!

10:01am ſºſº (:

This is the moment when Ken puts on the Zebra Truck tune and puts his finger hovering over the dump button.

10:02am (Murakami Whywolf))):

JakeGould:
I disagree: limericks are supposed to be more clever than good, and you get extra points for not 'There once was a man'-ing.

10:02am JakeGould:

There once was an anti-semitic,
Whose literary form was limerick.
Didn’t like the Jews.
His friends were fews.
And died alone in a basement when he got sick.

10:02am Carlyle Marc:

Hi everyone out there... or are we in here?

♥ 10:02am MD:

SAVE US KEN!!!!!!!

10:02am queems:

o boy

10:02am ſºſº (:

That was wonderful, Vanilla Ice

10:03am Mark S:

I was right Garrison's limerick was boring

10:03am dan in wisconsin:

Maybe some Strawberry Switchblade, "Deep Water"?

10:04am cory:

for a second i thought this was going to be 9 to 5

10:04am Aaron Working In Newark:

Ken, members of Felder Nation fully expect an apology for yesterday's hijacking, and Heavy Metal at 11. Thank you.

10:05am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Why do I suddenly need to hear "Tokyo Shoeshine Boy", as heard in the movie "M*A*S*H"? Oh wait, it's because in the movie it starts with 'This is Radio Tōkyō!'.

10:05am Okasa:

Henry Ford's newspaper, the Dearborn Independent, published the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", and called Jazz "Yiddish moron music".

♥ 10:06am Andrew Waterloo:

Columbo Limerick www.youtube.com...

10:06am Vincent Nifigance:

What has so enraged 'The World Garbaggio Fe(L)der(N)ation'? I missed yesterday's show.

10:07am @berbo:

Speaking of drummers: according to the movie, Gene Krupa was corrupted by jazz cigarettes.

♥ 10:07am melinda:

Dressing up a boner reference in fancy language doesn't give it a pass, especially when directed at an employee.

10:08am JakeGould:

@VincentNifigance: Ken cut off the transmission of the song and went on a rambling old man rant during the whole length of the song as it went on the air, but Matt had no idea since he could hear it in the studio.

10:09am Carlyle Marc:

This is great, so was Shitkid!!

10:09am ſºſº (:

Aaron Working in Newark,

What happened? What hijacking? Did the Antifez show up or something?

10:09am @berbo:

Ironically, Shitkid is not from a shithole country; she's actually from Sweden. Sweden is the new Nordway.

10:10am Vincent Nifigance:

@JakeGould Truly these are the actions of a dictator...

10:10am dan in wisconsin:

@Carlyle Marc Agreed. This is really great.

10:10am JakeGould:

“Nothing lasts in the Yiddish game—styles of clothing, movies nor songs; it is always something new, to stimulate the flow of money from the popular pocket into the moron music makers’ coffers.”

Sounds like WFMU’s business model to me!

www.jrbooksonline.com...

♥ 10:10am Guido from Cologne:

This is awesome!

10:10am Vincent Nifigance:

I like this. Wish that little dust bunny would fuck off out of the CD player.

10:11am JakeGould:

@VincentNifigance: In times of fascism, even anti-facists tend to become fascists so people can listen to their moron music.

♥ 10:12am MD:

from an S....Hole Nation???

10:12am morphe:

That background sound to call in to do the Station Id- freak brothers - frankencense??? Sounds a lot like YOUNG MARBLE GIANTS???

Sounds a lot like

10:13am (Murakami Whywolf))):

HENRY FORD said 'All history's bunk!'
But EDISON's TOPSY's got junk!'
'I oft take a pass'
'At her dead, giant, arse'
'While THOMAS A. slides up her trunk.'

♥ 10:13am MD:

What About Grandma The Clown???!!!

10:14am partyfinger:

Keillor reportedly wrote an “off-color limerick” about a young female employee at the bookstore he owns, Common Good Books, and suggested she made him aroused.
According to reports, the limerick, below, was publicly posted in the bookstore.

A beauty who goes to Macalester —

O, her face, her limbs, her ballast, her

Tiny blue kilt

And the way she is built

Could make a petrified phallus stir.

10:15am Carlyle Marc:

@Sam: I would molest a Lamborghini, but prefer a really nice '67 GTO.

10:15am Nick S.:

"As tight as Gibraltar's rock, Feeling as the song of Prufrock, Please get upon Keillor's jock." -Keillor's Whiteboard scribble

10:15am Mark S:

I heard your social security number is for sale on the dark web

10:15am JakeGould:

So anyone get the new LP, “Moron Music” by Petrified Phallus?

♥ 10:15am Devin B.:

There once was a dirt-bag named Keillor
Whose limerick prompted a squealer
To rat the man out
As he'd left no doubt
His intent was to creepily feel her

10:15am mary:

music behind the DJ=?

10:16am Sam:

Stop fucking titillating me Ken!

10:16am j-bklyn:

garrison keillor limerick should become a WFMU contest

10:16am Mark S:

consider me not titillated

♥ 10:17am steveo:

the limerick itself is just dumb; but one can see why it would make for an uncomfortable workplace situation since the person it's about it allegedly real

10:18am Sam:

To be fair, he was speaking from the heart when he mentioned the petrified phallus

♥ 10:18am disantlor:

@mary its Neu! I think of Neu '75?

♥ 10:18am Devin B.:

William Carlos Williams said limericks are news that stays news.

♥ 10:18am dale:

i'm titillated AND buttilated!

10:18am down the rabbit:

I'll be going down that dark dank hole vicariously thru you ken...you and Andy "made me do it"...Squeaky Fromme

10:18am PMD:

It should be possible for listeners to activate the sexual-harassment alarm.

10:19am ſºſº (:

I visited a dark web marketplace the other day and the most controversial items for sale that I found were an e-book about penis enlargement and a hacker service that will get you 100 followers on Twitter a day. Everything else that I saw can easily be bought on any Wal*Mart in the USA (i.e. guns, drugs (in the back of the store though, etc).

10:19am yippie:

oh yesssssss

10:19am meow:

cat

♥ 10:19am steveo:

schlampen on sunshine!

♥ 10:19am Andrew Waterloo:

A panic button in every office!

♥ 10:20am dale:

the rolling stones can sing 'you make a dead man cum' all day long though and no one gives a shizzle.

10:21am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone

10:21am ſºſº (:

Or better yet, Andrew, a panic button in every orifice.

♥ 10:21am Krys O.:

Now I have bad memories involving Katrina and the Waves Walking on Sunshine and the owner of Crazy Eddie's. I worked in the records dept. and Kelso, as Eddie Antar wanted to be called, screamed that he wanted us to play that song non-stop during the opening of the Livingston store. He banged on the counter, "I want Sunshine, Sunshine!"

♥ 10:21am dale:

i personally don't wanna live in a world without ribald party jokes, scatalogical humor or ass twitching gifs.

10:21am JakeGould:

There once was a man named Trump.
Who spotted a pornstar he wanted to hump.
Turned on the TV.
“Shark Week” he did see.
And instead fell asleep in his bed like a lump!

10:22am (((Murakami Whywolf):

The harassing element of the limerick would have been not just its lubricity, but that an actual person present on whom he might have 'been hitting' were named in it. I can see that as being actually unpleasant, especially given that the person being named couldn't slash back.

Keillor would not have expressed love for N.P.R., as his show wasn't N.P.R., and he's expressed irritation at N.P.R.'s non-stop news and current events programming, saying that you can learn more of value from Bach than from this hour's most important thing in the world.

10:22am morphe:

Ken - SCHLAFFEN --- War sind ABWARTS und DIE TODLICHE DORIS??? Cannot get to the umlauw(sp?) keyboard

♥ 10:23am dale:

krys o - that is inhumane

♥ 10:23am Krys O.:

@dale: It was hell working for those criminals.

♥ 10:24am хтinа:

one of my college english professors had us write "sad limericks" to prove that its structure was inherently comedic

10:24am Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

dude...where did you find this version? hahaahah

10:25am Sam:

In all seriousness, none of this is surprising. Guys like Keillor are so lame and repressed, so G rated and crowd pleasing all the time, that they don't have a normal outlet for their sexual thoughts. Guys like Keillor are a dime a dozen, and it always comes out in some creepy poetry or snide remarks or their art. I've known so many men like that, and they make me super uncomfortable. Always the super likeable guys who just have to make some horrible double entendre about your coworker or whatever. Cut the act and be normal, so you don't have to be a repressed creep all the time.

10:25am JakeGould:

There once was a man named Crazy Eddie.
To open new stores he was always ready.
“Walking on Sunshine” he did enjoy.
To his employees he would annoy.
So he pounded his fist and shouted into the mic.

♥ 10:25am MD:

Prof. Dum Dum's Love Child!!!

♥ 10:27am dale:

jakegould - you have to work 'our prices are insane' in there.

♥ 10:28am dale:

....or maybe 'he didn't beat the wiz' which just sounds nasty.

10:28am golden_gorilla:

Thank you for Helge Schneider! He is a legend.

10:29am Sam:

There once was a limerick with too many syllables
To the point that it was almost untelligible
The middle was weak
It didn't even rhyme
But the impression it left was indelible

10:29am ſºſº (:

When you translate Mueran Humanos into English they instantly become a German band :

"Die Humans"

♥ 10:30am AnAnonymousParty:

There one was a man from Nantucket.

Who kept all his change in a bucket.
When the bucket got full,
and too heavy to pull,
he got a trailer from UHaul to truck it.

10:30am Ramon vs Ramon:

Cool song Ken. Danke schein.

10:31am K-Boh:

Play king coya... fits the theme

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPM9q0tgNnU

♥ 10:32am Megaroni:

Rockin' my world this morning DJ master Ken!

10:34am china man:

I'm still in the garbage dump looking for the key for my millions

♥ 10:36am Tome:

Greeting and Good Morning Ken and everyone !

10:37am ſºſº (:

Trivia for those Spanish learners: Who are Katia, Tania, Paulina Y La Kim?

♥ 10:38am paul b:

Hey Ken,
I just used my WFMU browser search button to see when last a WFMU DJ played the Bunnydrums - and it was you, today - but an hour ago, long before I tuned in just now.

How does a thing like that happen?

10:38am Sam:

The four finest foxes this side of Acapulco?

10:43am JakeGould:

@paulb: Sounds like a database has some daylight savings time awareness issues.

10:44am northguineahills:

Dug that Mexi Inst of Sound, and always dig anything by Lindstrom.

10:45am morphe:

Did someone write Bunny ???
Last BUNNYBRAINS FMU Charity??? When???

10:46am Sam:

Whatever happened to Canada's top Ukrainian-Canadian performance artists Mickey and Bunny?

♥ 10:47am Yvang:

Killer gifs today!
blog.ninapaley.com...

♥ 10:48am Krys O.:

@JakeGould: NPR is inferring that we should ostracize our overweight friends and/or it is okay to dine at an all-you-can-eat buffet with our svelte pals.

10:48am morphe:

Canada's top - si - Turvy -- Band
NIHILIST SPASAM BAND

10:48am ſºſº (:

Sam,

Good guess, but no. Not at all. All these women share a common defect: they don't date the singer anymore but a perfect guy.

♥ 10:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Ken, face it, it was an orgy.

10:49am ſºſº (:

I should have finished writing that before Ken's mansplaination of the lyrics.

♥ 10:50am Ken From Hyde Park:

Shining a light on the dark web, eh?

10:51am Dean:

Mean, litigious Rooskies!

10:52am Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

Im totally buying a nice chianti for tonights seven second delay...Lets buy ACID

♥ 10:53am Tome:

most metal bands in my own opinion not all just come out of ciggarette machines ...

10:56am glenn:

this was a kiss song? i had no idea.

10:56am Aaron Working In Newark:

Very dissapointed in Station Manager Ken this week. He actually sounds like a man going off the rails.

♥ 10:56am -Ken:

Legal ID time coming up! WFMU East Orange WMFU Mount Hope In Rockland County and New York City at 91.9 fm and online at wfmu.org

10:56am ſºſº (:

AntiFez,

You're commenting right now along nine AntiFEz delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore Antifez members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20 Felder fans in the whole town. Can you dig it?! CAN YOU DIG IT?!

♥ 10:57am Sebastian:

hey everybody.
finally, I hear WFMU! listening on a train, I think I'm somewhere near Göttingen right now

10:58am ſºſº (:

Oh, no!!! AntiFez, retaliate! Attack, attack!

10:59am queems:

what a sausage fest

♥ 10:59am Tome:

kiss song ,, " I'm hung like a ____" [ covers the kids ears ]

♥ 11:00am Tome:

kielbasa close enough ...

11:00am Ramon vs Ramon:

Excellent reference FoFo. My favorite movie of all time. Seen it like 20X. Something must be wrong with me.

11:03am ſºſº (:

There's nothing wrong with you Ramon vs Ramon. Ken has played the soundbite like 200,000 more times. What's wrong with him?! Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?!

♥ 11:03am Webhamster Henry:

Is it me, or has there been more Kramer and Bongwater playing recently on WFMU?

11:04am SeanG:

digging the Kramer

11:04am dan in wisconsin:

Is this the Kramer who put out an album with Dog Bowl? Agreed, this is pretty cool.

11:06am Ramon vs Ramon:

YES. I DIG IT CYRUS. I DIG IT FoFo( DIGGING IT SUCKERS!

♥ 11:07am Lizardner Dave:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ 11:07am Sebastian:

oh you guys

11:07am Henry:

hijack

11:07am Evan From Seattle:

YESSSSSSSSS

♥ 11:07am Planet Tyler:

♥ 11:07am Lizardner Dave:

FUCK THE ANITFE!!!!!!!

♥ 11:07am Devin B.:

Ha!

♥ 11:07am Ike:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11:07am Patty D:

Is Ken taking a crap?

♥ 11:07am bk845:

Yes!! Unexpected Felder!

♥ 11:07am dale:

LIGHTER IN AIR!

♥ 11:07am Stanley:

I knew it.
GET IT OFF!!

♥ 11:07am Passaic River Blues:

THE CENTER CANNOT HOLD! FELDER IS IMMORTAL.

11:07am CeeDubbles:

Tears of joy!!

♥ 11:07am Mark Hurst:

Brilliant.

♥ 11:07am Webhamster Henry:

Hijack fight!

♥ 11:07am Sebastian:

YEEEEEESSS!!!!

11:08am olivia:

\m/ baybee \m/

11:08am Chud:

Nice Segue!

11:08am Ashley:

How much to never hear this song again

11:08am Aaron Working In Newark:

Awww hell yes!!! Felder nation 4 Life!!!

11:08am McGreivey:

Garbage smite!!

♥ 11:08am bk845:

Nice work Matt W:)

11:08am asheville jon:

#FelderNation

♥ 11:08am doctorjazz:

11 O Clock! Turnabout...

11:08am queems:

ughh

11:08am Dean:

Amateurs. None of you's got the balls to play "You Make Me Feel Like Dancin'."

11:08am tidaleneigjen:

Apparently what goes around, comes around. Station Manager Ken is being taken for a ride now.

11:08am Jeremy:

Reparations are a bitch

♥ 11:08am -Ken:

Why do people adore this version of Tonight You Belong to Me so much? I mean its good but y'all are going crazy

♥ 11:09am Sebastian:

\m/

11:09am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I don't know the Dark Web, but here's something basic to understand that I wanted Ken to explain to Andy:

All web domain addresses are four (4) or six (6) digits between 0 and 255, e.g. '243.128.1.45',that specify where in the Web you're trying to get. Those are the 'real' addresses. To turn those addresses into human-friendly addresses such as 'bigsausagepizza.gov', you need to connect to a 'Domain Name Server' (DNS). The basic thing about the Dark Web is that the usual DNSs people use don't lead there, you have to know the actual
lication—it's like saying 'The brothel is at 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W. ' instead of giving its street address and providing a labelled map to turn that address into directions.

For all I know, but it seems likely, some people set-up semi-secret DNSs for the Dark Web so that fentanylmakings.lib can do its business more easily—'likely', because that's a way markets usually work.

♥ 11:09am doctorjazz:

(missed it yesterday)

11:09am queems:

like i get that this is a funny back and forth and all but this song just really sucks

♥ 11:09am Lizardner Dave:

I don't care if this is as scripted as pro wrestling, I love it.

♥ 11:09am karlward:

This song makes me feel like bowling.

♥ 11:09am Sebastian:

dada dap dap dap dadadadap

11:09am Ramon vs Ramon:

Excellent segeway Ken. Beautiful to hear one like this once in a while.

♥ 11:09am Sebastian:

dada dap dap dap dadadadap

♥ 11:09am Stanley:

This has got everyone out of their seats one way or another.

♥ 11:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

What the Felder is going on?

♥ 11:10am geo in jc:

WOOOOO F'ing HOOOOO!

♥ 11:10am bk845:

@Karlward - Do you want to bowl the night away?

♥ 11:10am dgg:

hahahahahhaha wtf

11:10am Dean:

Actually sounds better on a Wednesday.

11:10am asheville jon:

Pro wrestling is scripted?

♥ 11:10am -Ken:

I see

11:10am Brendan:

Attention all planets. We have assumed control.
Matt has the conn! Mutiny !

11:10am fletchernyc:

Hedging my bet on a garbage man

11:10am rbx:

I quit listening for a second and when I come back Ken's playing Heavy Metal?! What's happeninggg

11:10am SeanG:

hot riff

♥ 11:11am bk845:

You're probably thinking of that little known Leo Sayer song "You Make Me Feel Like Bowling"

♥ 11:11am maestroso:

Wait... wut?

11:11am howard in nyc:

So much sweeter on a Wednesday at 11am

11:11am Mister Dobalina:

Thank YOU! I just did the same. And this is playing?!?!?

♥ 11:11am Mick:

I'm in rbx's boat - what the whaaaat?!?

♥ 11:11am karlward:

STRIKE

♥ 11:11am dgg:

I just happened to log on. I just felt it. And this.

11:11am Ramon vs Ramon:

This song reminds me of the South Park episode about cat piss. Kenny with the girl in the rocket car! Excellent.

♥ 11:11am Planet Tyler:

My 11:11s are now ruined 2x/wk

11:11am Aaron Working In Newark:

Time to celebrate with gas station deviled eggs and cheap beer!! #feldernation

♥ 11:12am Sebastian:

I love you whacky radio people

11:13am ſºſº (:

What the heck happened?! Did I just hear sir Matt Warwick?

11:13am Mister Dobalina:

My resolution to all this, as I mentioned yesterday, was to have Matt & Ken wear sumo suits and hold a match at Monty Hall.

♥ 11:13am MD:

DREAM DATE WIT KISS......ME TOO!!!

♥ 11:13am Planet Tyler:

Maybe GK wrote the lyrics to HM on the white board

11:13am Davee:

The wacky radio people are great!

11:14am Henry:

leo!

11:14am Patty D:

Now I need to watch Slapshot

♥ 11:14am Sebastian:

oh yeah

11:14am glenn:

apparently, ken DOES have balls.

♥ 11:14am geo in jc:

Leo Sayer again "And I'm Walkin'...."

♥ 11:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

OK, now who took over the broadcast? It's playing Leo Sayer.

11:14am Dean:

BANG!

11:14am asheville jon:

The last 10 minutes have been so worth waking up for.

♥ 11:15am LCBD:

I feel like dancing!

11:15am Ramon vs Ramon:

WoW. What a classic song! “Dancing, Dancing...”

11:15am Dean:

Can't wait for the part where he sings, "You can check out, but you can never leave..."!

♥ 11:16am karlward:

Feel like bowling.

11:17am Carlyle Marc:

What's next Jilly Boel

11:17am Davee:

feel like eating

11:17am fletchernyc:

They write me letters "tell Ken Matt's great."

11:17am Ramon vs Ramon:

I’m sleepy now for some reason. ZZZZZ

11:17am Dean:

You make me feel like Danzig.

♥ 11:17am geo in jc:

Oh for the love of ...

11:18am Readie Righteous:

AAAARGHHHHHHH

11:18am Carlyle Marc:

I feel like trippin'

11:18am fletchernyc:

11:18am glenn:

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

♥ 11:18am Sem:

The Music of Your Life, 24 hours a day, on the NEW 'FMU.

♥ 11:18am dale:

this paul anka always skeeved me out.

♥ 11:18am Stevel:

Next on Professor Dum Dum's lab. "You're halving my ugly baby Jesus".

♥ 11:18am dgg:

lots of skin flute in this one

11:19am <anonymous>ſºſº (</anonymous>:

Ken,

Here's HOW TO DARK WEB

1. Download and install the Tor bundle.
2. Run the browser
3. Disable javascript
3a. type "about:config" in the search bar
3b. Click to accept
3c. type javascript
3d. Double click the Javascript key to 'disabled' it (set to false)
4. Go to the Hidden Wiki (official dark web directory)
http://zqktlwi4fecvo6ri.onion/wiki/Main_Page
4. ?????
5. Profit

11:19am Dean:

Sometimes when you say "technical problems," you mean "technical opportunities."

♥ 11:19am Sem:

Did I miss the the Don Felder segment?

11:19am CeeDubbles:

YOU CAN'T FIRE HIM - YOU DON'T PAY HIM!!

11:20am Brendan:

Ken may I suggest Dan Fogelberg’s masterpiece Sometimes When We Touch ...perhaps say ...Tuesday at oh I don’t know... 11 am

♥ 11:20am dale:

scheissenfluten

11:20am Dean:

Christopher Cross, "Sailing"

11:21am howard in nyc:

I believe as well, people are always tuning out

♥ 11:21am Sebastian:

whole damn train is avoiding looking at me, might have been the laughing....oh well!

11:21am ſºſº (:

Not to be confused with Leo Slayer. The founder of the metal band with the same surname. I think.

11:22am Sam:

That's totally what WFMU is for, provoking awkward laughter in dull places all around the world

♥ 11:22am dgg:

Address it "Station Manager Pwn'd"

11:22am Michiel:

I'd like to request the song "Heavy Metal" by Don Felder.

11:23am Dean:

Heh, "progress," right...

♥ 11:23am geo in jc:

♥ 11:23am dgg:

as thje kids today do

11:23am pencil:

@Brendan, Dan Hill.

11:23am Carlyle Marc:

Tune in turn on but don't burn out... Moderation!!

11:23am wfmu listener phillip:

what was that address again??? i missed it

11:24am still b/p:

From deep in the US interior,
Keillor labeled us all as inferior,
But his creep streak was wide,
And "Foul!" finally was cried,
Now he's out on his prairie posterior.

Who knew that St. Paul's famous Lutheran,
Was more practiced as a low-rent Uncoutheran?
..That Guy Noir and his shtick,
Was a rank private dick,
Til yanked out like a decayed old tootheran?

11:24am Carmichael:

Heya Ken and slaves to the music. I too await the Felder.

11:24am Sam:

Station Manager Ken
P.O. Box 420
East Banana, NJ

11:25am ſºſº (:

Ken,

Some anonymised commenter posted above the instructions on how to dark web. Very helpul. I'm navigating on it now and the SWAT team hasn't showed up y...

11:25am Tonya's Mom weighs in:

That movie should have been about me damn it...it's about me all the time not that ungrateful wretch of a daughter...damn why didn't I get that abortion like I was planning on doing

11:25am northguineahills:

MBV!

♥ 11:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

Isn't Leo Slayer the guitar player in the eponymous metal band?

11:26am Carlyle Marc:

Sung to the tune of Uptown Girl: Iceberg girl she's been living in her iceberg world
She has walruses thinks are dogs in a house that's made of cross-cut logs
When the evening breeze brings on a deep deep freeze
She curls up with magazines of sleaze
The walruses our content because they ain't got no fleas
When the chilly night is gone
She goes fishing in the bright pink dawn
Her usual catch is 10 pounds of prawn
(far as I've gotten)

♥ 11:27am steveo:

leo sayer wrote some very famous songs performed by other people but his wikipedia page is very deficient in this regard

11:28am Carmichael:

This will do just nicely, Ken. Thanks!

11:29am chris in london:

thanks for playing mbv ken. lovely!

11:29am asheville jon:

Carlyle Marc: Ken played billy joel on 7SD not that long ago, maybe last week

11:30am asheville jon:

Neither Ken nor Matt are man enough to play David Gates/Bread on their shows.

11:30am Jeremy:

I'm all for this trend towards the lovely! Even the glitches can't mar it!

11:30am Dean:

This Nihilist Spasm Band? I think so. Heard them do this live.

♥ 11:31am Krys O.:

YES! Nihilist Spasm Band! Heart!

♥ 11:32am bk845:

Don Felder...That's a great idea! Play Heavy Metal for us Ken!

11:32am Carlyle Marc:

asheville jon: a request by Andy I wonder?

11:32am Dean:

The medieval miniatures suggest we should hear some early music performed by, oh, I don't know, Sting, perhaps?

11:32am Jeremy:

Cromagnon is the real heavy metal!

♥ 11:33am dale:

can we PLEASE get some melissa manchester on this station?

11:33am FRED:

WFMU means never being able to tell when a show has been hi-jacked...

11:33am Brendan:

@pencil (11:23) thanks! I was confusing my
‘Dan’s ‘ in the cauldron of bad 70’s soft rock in my head

11:33am glenn:

it occurred to me yesterday that richard thompson's responsible for at least seven of the ten best guitar solos in rock.

♥ 11:33am Sebastian:

well, this is great!

11:34am ſºſº (:

This Cromagnon tune is from 60's! Way ahead of their time.

11:35am Sam:

Get out, this is from the 60's? That's super impressive.

11:35am Ramon vs Ramon:

I believe people are inherently funny. Good or bad, don’t matter. Oh and Ken is the Dog of terrestrial/online radio. All Heil Ken!!

11:36am Dean:

Toast!

11:36am asheville jon:

YES!!! DG/BREAD!!!

♥ 11:36am dale:

don't make fun of bread - it's about david's dead daddy.

11:36am ſºſº (:

Dean,

Saying you saw the Nihilist Spasm Band live and just later requesting Sting is making me have a massive cognitive dissonance about you.

11:36am Readie Righteous:

HAAAAAA!from the "70's college makeout LP"

11:37am Sam:

Scotland is good shit. Highly recommend hiking there and checking out the pubs.

11:37am Ramon vs Ramon:

Carly Simon - You are so vain. Perfect for either man to play to the other (Ken-Matt).

11:37am Wild Neil:

I think I heard Garrison Keilor touched the bare back of a woman with his hand he was trying to comfort..I guess going "there there"......and it made her feel uncomfortable. This was like 20 years ago.

♥ 11:37am dale:

ooh, play 'diary' next.

♥ 11:37am dgg:

I've been mauled by a saber soooothing tiger

11:38am asheville jon:

Carlyle Marc: could have been an andy request. It was at the very end of the show if you wanted to check the archives

11:38am Carlyle Marc:

glenn: R Thompson is great, rolling stone ignored him in their 100 best songwriters list, so fn lame!!

♥ 11:38am doctorjazz:

Aww, missed Richard and Linda, oh well...

11:38am Readie Righteous:

I found your DAI-ry underneath the tree

♥ 11:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

Requesting "Dog and Butterfly" from Heart.

11:39am asheville jon:

WFMU: ALL LIGHT 70’s, ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT. The new format!

♥ 11:39am dale:

IF! god yes!!

11:39am Ramon vs Ramon:

WoW This song... LMAO.

11:39am Dean:

Well, ſºſº (, I suppose I suffer from a species of Stockholm Syndrome. Both Sting and NSB were imposed upon me, the former by his outsized celebrity, the latter by their being on the roster at Victo one year.

"Scotland is good shit," writes Sam. I'm presently reading Sir Walter Scott's Waverly. It is good shit.

11:39am yippie:

squeeze the melons like theyre charmin

♥ 11:39am MD:

sPECILA GUEST dj.....DARTH!!!

♥ 11:40am dale:

some helen reddy or vicki lawrence would be pleasant.

11:40am still b/p:

Joyce: "He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation."

11:40am CeeDubbles:

Heating pennies is the most Canadian think a hockey fan can ever do

11:41am Dean:

Debbie Gibson's "Lost in Your Eyes"

11:41am glenn:

ummm, except that we haven't had pennies for 10 years.

11:42am Sam:

I bet Keillor thought his "make a petrified phallus stir" line was like the cleverest thing ever. He probably knew it was inappropriate but he was so damn proud of himself he couldn't resist.

11:42am zopa:

really enjoyed the medieval gifs, SMK.

11:42am Luke from Tulsa:

Nice Song Ken

♥ 11:43am dgg:

please tell me Garrions Keilor didn't say "petrified phallus" and that you're making this all up.

♥ 11:43am Sebastian:

an arrow through the nose, did I get that right?

11:43am still b/p:

Vicki Carr, "It Must Be Him."

11:43am Carmichael:

How about Dave Loggins' "Please Come to Boston"?

11:43am glenn:

and why is tulsa the subject of so many great songs?

11:44am Carlyle Marc:

Great show Ken, so good it's actually breathing. Thanks for kickin the scheisse outta mediocrity!

11:44am Sam:

He actually wrote it on the whiteboard in the conference room, for real.

♥ 11:44am Sebastian:

I've never listened much to Neil Young, this is not half bad actually

11:44am Wild Neil:

I gotta get Neil Young's first album. Again.

11:44am asheville jon:

Let’s hear some Anne Murray!

♥ 11:45am dale:

next time matt takes over i'd like to hear some air supply

11:45am Sam:

How can you hate Neil Diamond but love Neil Young? Makes no sense.

11:45am Dean:

Mrs. Miller, "I've Got a Tiger by the Tail"

11:45am Carlyle Marc:

Neil marched last weekend in L A

11:45am Kurt:

No more Neil, it's not half good either

11:45am Brendan:

It is the ‘shite’ being Scottish.

♥ 11:45am Sebastian:

there, clicky-star

11:46am Luke from Tulsa:

Now play The First Edition (Kenny Rogers) Tulsa Turnaround

11:46am Wild Neil:

Ham and swiss cheese today for lunch on sourdough bread with 2 oranges. It
s 64 in here....no 66! Space heater going, fingerless gloves on.....
I think Neil Diamond is an excellent songwriter and singer.

♥ 11:47am MD:

STEEL NEIL!!!!!!!

♥ 11:47am dale:

neil diamond wrote a LOT of pap

11:47am asheville jon:

Sounds to me like Ken needs to put a soft 70’s show on the FMU schedule

♥ 11:47am dale:

'turn on your heartlight' not withstanding

11:48am Ramon vs Ramon:

If anyone plays Air Supply, Chicago or Julio Iglesias I SWEAR I’LL JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW!!!!

11:48am Sam:

I want an all disco show. And an all trance show.

11:48am Readie Righteous:

"god bless america" Kate Smith, now more than ever....

♥ 11:49am dale:

ha ha ha! a man needs an old maid!

♥ 11:49am steveo:

good NY parody

11:49am dan in wisconsin:

lol @ this song...

11:49am show show:

think i'll go to Tulsa one more time...the late and gloriously great Leon Russel

11:49am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Before I become an old man.

♥ 11:50am Sebastian:

I'm now in Fulda, I'm not making this up

11:50am queems:

HAHA

♥ 11:50am doctorjazz:

Could swear it was NY!

♥ 11:50am steveo:

WHAT ABOUT KANSAS

11:50am ſºſº (:

Julio Iglesias? On WFMU? I guarantee you, Ramon vs Ramon, it will never happen.

11:51am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Topanga Cañon freaks, you won't see me around.

Now play "Lemmings" as performed by the Muppets.

11:51am glenn:

he's obviously never been to northern ontario.

11:51am howard in nyc:

Wow, haven't heard that Nat Lampoon cut in decades, since I was in college in Sourhern California (safer than Alabama, safer than Ohio)

♥ 11:51am Rich in Washington:

oh wow. I always assumed this was Christopher Guest.

11:52am Carlyle Marc:

R vs R: Lional Richie too... I'll jump with you!

11:52am ſºſº (:

Kansas, Air Supply, Chicago, Journey....They all sound like the same band in retrospect to me. What we need is Heroes of Soft Rock interviews with all those mofos.

11:52am D. Lightfoot:

This is my song

♥ 11:52am Sebastian:

I kinda miss Clay throwing in some Chicago now and then like he used to - but only "kinda".

♥ 11:53am dale:

julio iglesias HAS been played on fmu

wfmu.org...

11:53am Sam:

and Toto

♥ 11:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

"Institutionalized"! Now we're getting somewhere!

11:53am Dean:

First coupla Journey albums ain't bad. Same for Chicago, Kansas. Air Supply, I'm not so sure.

11:53am Ramon vs Ramon:

Right On Carlyle Marc.

11:53am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Actually, staying stoned, staring out my basement window and screaming is my political action plan. Not any less effective than most of the others…though those who can do better, please do.

11:54am Dean:

Mrs. Miller, "Institutionalized"

♥ 11:54am dale:

you'd go nuts spending all day on a treadmill too, with nothing to chew on but a toilet paper tube

11:54am D. Lightfoot:

Play the Happy Flowers next

11:54am ſºſº (:

dale,

Thank, but no thanks for bursting my Julio Iglesias bubble.

11:55am Ramon vs Ramon:

Ken played Camilo Sesto once so anything is possible FoFo ( !!!!

11:55am Carlyle Marc:

I want a PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!

11:56am ſºſº (:

Ah, but Camilo Sesto is differnt beast from another kind. The good kind.

♥ 11:56am dale:

a chicago doc on netflix shows they were good (if you liked that sort of horn crap) but then peter cetera and david foster really hijacked them and it sucked big time

♥ 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

"You're on acorns!" Ha!
Thanks, Ken. Have a HazMat-free week.

11:57am Ramon vs Ramon:

Excuse me folks; I’m jumping out my window. Thanks dale!!! (RvsR opens 1st floor wundow and jumps).

♥ 11:58am Sebastian:

Ramon, don't do it!

11:58am Ramon vs Ramon:

I meant Ground Floor. I’m OK. See you all soon. Txs Ken. Have a gr8 rest of the week.

♥ 11:58am steveo:

bye ken; good times

11:58am Carlyle Marc:

Onto grass I hope R vs R

11:58am asheville jon:

Thanks for a highly entertaining show today

♥ 11:59am dgg:

fun show. thx ken. good luck w the dark web

11:59am ſºſº (:

Good thing is that there are two Ramons. Let's pray one survives.

11:59am northguineahills:

Thanks Ken!

♥ 11:59am Sebastian:

thank you , Ken. And also THANK YOU, MATT!!!!!

♥ 11:59am dgg:

and matt. and felder

11:59am Okasa:

Thanks everyone. Smell 'ya later.

♥ 12:00pm Matt Warwick:

Great show Ken!

12:00pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Bread a Dare' is a fire-fighter specialising in bakeries.

12:02pm bobo:

I finally made it! But sorry for being a bit late again. Still accepting requests?

8:42am achim:

great show ken
#feldernation

♥ 5:04pm dgg:

you're on acorns

6:08pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Andrew Waterloo:
Ever heard Peter Seller's character's parrot limerick in "The Magic Christian"? I can't find it on YouTube…. Well, here it is: youtu.be...

6:12pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Okasa:
About a decade later, Stalin, in very many ways right-wing, wanted to encourage ethnic dance and music even as he oppressed most of the ethnics. This led to intense interest in American folk music among American Communist Party members—not all folk music enthusiasts were Communists by any means, but members of the C.P.A. were almost required to like folk music, or at least claim to do. I'm sure all the F.B.I. and Red Squad plants were the most enthusiastic.