Bloody Tail Trapper: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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6:17am -Ken:

Happy Good Morning everybody

7:43am Michael:

Hi Ken and good morning. Just got to my desk.

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7:53am AnAnonymousParty:

Good Happy Morning. Got my headphones on, waiting for something to happen.

8:15am cory:

high everyone

8:21am ͰoͰo (:

Good morning, Ken, AnAnonymousParty, cory, Michael!

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8:32am -Ken:

Oh man I'm so freaked out. ALso bleeding a little. Had a very traumatic incident in the elevator right when I arrived this morning. Cant believe I gotta go on the air.

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8:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good gravy! The WFMU blood bank needs to restock! I hope you're not AB negative.

8:38am Michael:

Use that freak out Ken. And file for worker's comp.

8:38am ͰoͰo (:

Sorry to hear, Ken! Have a speedy recovery.

However, if you happen to die -God forbid!- from your injuries while deeying..Could you please make sure to turn on the autopilot to play Khlam?

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8:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

Seven Second Delay idea: Match up callers' blood types so they can be emergency donors to each other. How many different waivers would that need?

8:40am Listener Robert:

So what tempo DOES he use for fucking?

8:40am ͰoͰo (:

Great idea, Ken FHP!

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8:43am -Ken:

Panic attack. blood. dogs barking so scared so cold

8:49am Michael:

Sorry Ken - hang in there. We're here for you.

8:51am Losermom:

Oh, man, a bloodbath.

8:51am Lizardner Dave:

You could let Clay run long. Sounds like he's got the material.

9:00am moose:

too exciting! overstimulated

9:01am Bronwyn Bishop:

morning ken and everyone

9:02am People Like Us:

hope you are alright Ken

9:02am ͰoͰo (:

At least Ken's cognitive DJ abilities seem unaffected.

9:02am Bronwyn Bishop:

the fmu elevator is the scariest damn elevator there is and thats saying something, because when you're going down IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MOVING! i never use it if i can help it :0

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9:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

How lucky that Don McLean wasn't the one who got hurt. Lawyer city!

9:03am zmzz:

zombie attire to start today

9:03am melinda:

This is great music

9:04am maestroso:

Hedningarna!!!!!

9:09am Dave in Vermont:

aggressive gif day

9:09am adampsyche:

Morning Ken! Great to meet you at the fair! Also awesome Cramps cover going on now.

9:10am themutante:

Powerful start to the show, Ken.

9:10am melinda:

Nice Fly.

9:10am John in Bklyn:

That previous tune sounded like Gibby!

9:11am Wild Neil:

Peace all. They Live. Gotta watch it sometime....

9:15am Stevel:

Capturing the spirit of the times, this morning!

9:15am Dave in Vermont:

How's your anger level today, Ken?

9:19am Listening Out There:

Requesting "You Light Up My Life"....

9:21am zmzz:

i can tell Ken's voodoo noir mood this morning..

9:25am JakeGould:

Don’t die on me, bro!

9:26am Lixiviated Life:

also, don't breathe, cheat or step on me.

9:26am MD:

Dyin's easy...

9:27am MD:

Living is HARD!!!

9:28am ͰoͰo (:

I infer the elevator incident involved dogs battling zombies. Probably Ken was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

9:28am Aaahrabic:

Good Morning fellow KenFriends of the Earth. Are corn weenies good for breakfast?

9:28am MD:

Good Morning Motley Freeform Crew!!! All ova da world!!!

9:28am Lixiviated Life:

... not my rules

9:29am John in Bklyn:

That's so selfish. The other person is dying and everybody says 'Don't die on ME'! Sheesh!

9:30am John in Bklyn:

I wish that could be Melania saying it to president Piggy in the Oval Office.

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9:32am Threemoons:

Heyo.

9:32am People Like Us:

this John Barry track is brilliant

9:33am People Like Us:

NO KEN IT'S GREAT

9:33am Passaic River Blues:

I am vibing on Ken's hate.

9:34am Nick from Indy:

Has anyone heard "The Happy Valley Band"? it is music played to a computer, then the computer recomposes the song (horribly). It is truly a bad thing that happened. - indexical.bandcamp.com...

9:34am People Like Us:

oh my god

9:35am melinda:

That's horrible.

9:35am steve:

oh no! poor doggie

9:35am zmzz:

oh at least you didn't butt f..cked by Dingo

9:35am Roberto:

Yep, cats got 'em too. Narsty.

9:35am steve:

good lord

9:35am Bronwyn Bishop:

omfg this is a horror story poor lil dingo

9:35am r i s k y:

THE HORROR!!!!

9:36am rsj:

oh man, that's man/dog turture, the squirrels powering the elevator really let her have it!

9:36am Frangry:

LOLA!!!!!!!!

9:36am Lizardner Dave:

This is very upsetting. I could give a shit less about Ken's hand but I feel terrible for the dog.

9:36am thegeoffmcq:

Oh Jesus, what a nightmare. Poor poor doggie. Poor poor Ken.

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9:36am Threemoons:

Planeria. No T. Sorry about all the drama! Feel better!

9:36am SSS:

I don't think another dingo is called for.

9:37am Nick from Indy:

Love Föllakzoid

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9:37am Threemoons:

As opposed to a "Panterria"==a metal band; if you cut it in half it makes 2 new metal bands and some promo items.

9:37am melinda:

Keep an eye out for infection from dingo bite.

9:37am Barney Grubbs:

Dingoes are tough. our beagle/dingo jumped out the car window at 30 mph to meet another dog and didn't seem too bothered by it. but tail loss is probably another story

9:37am Kat in Chicago:

Ken! It sounds like both you and the dingo need medical attention. Maybe you should put Khlam on repeat or something?

9:37am McGreivey:

I was sleeping peacefully to bad things, and then bloody dingos ate my nap.

9:37am SSS:

I hope the dog is sedated at a vet. Maybe you too, Ken.

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9:37am Threemoons:

yeah seriously dude wash that wound out well and try to find some gauze or cut up a T-shirt or something. Neosporin is your friend right now.

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9:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

Let her gnaw on some wombat for a while to provide comfort.

9:40am Bronwyn Bishop:

i had an australian cattle dog, they're dingo-adjacent, and she used to escape from her pen and run a mile up the road to the dairy farm and try to herd the cows. dingos are the best

9:40am ?:

Ken poor dingo needs vet visit to check what sounds like a crush injury to her tail. could be serious. my sympathies to you both!

9:41am Vincent Nifigance:

Mad Max had an Australian Cattle Dog in the Road Warrior.

9:42am Nick from Indy:

Australian! was it the ghost of Daevid "Dingo Virgin" Allen?

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9:42am Threemoons:

Or a Panterrier, the most metal dog ever!

9:43am ͰoͰo (:

This story has something for everyone. People that love elevators, people that love dogs, people that love blood, people that love dog's anal sacks.

9:43am SSS:

Human on elevator on lettuce dog piglet violence. It has all led to real estate moron violence on the world.

9:44am Nick from Indy:

Sounds like lyrics to a "Deep Freeze Mice" song...

9:44am Barney Grubbs:

Our cattle beagle used to herd our daughter onto the school bus which was amusing until she got nipped on the leg on the way on to the bus and then went to the school nurse with a nice bruise. no more kid-herding.

9:49am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Best of luck to the dingo and you.

Now play us a great vocal ruined by a terrible instrumental.

Is it you, Ken, or Irwin Chusid, or both who hate[s] Steely Dan vocals but loves the rest?

9:50am JakeGould:

I hope the dingo’s tail is in good shape and she gets well.

9:52am Nick from Indy:

"PEG" by Steely Dan (with DINGOs Barking Vocals) - static.echonest.com...

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9:54am Ken From Hyde Park:

Better stock up on bleach. The next boy dog that boards the elevator is not going to go for your hand.

9:55am ͰoͰo (:

Everyone was saying the other day Leather Nun's vocal singer reminds them of Iggy Pop? I think it it sounds more like Lou Reed!

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9:55am Devin B.:

I accidentally stepped on my pup's tail a couple years ago. Took forever to heal, but there was no permanent damage. The vet said some dogs get what they call "happy tail syndrome," where they repeatedly injure themselves by wagging too much and with too much force and whacking their tails into hard edged furniture or whatever.

9:59am Sam:

Lots and lots of angst in the gifs this morning.

9:59am ͰoͰo (:

Thanks, Ken, for helping me prove my point.

9:59am what the parrot saw:

you should go the doctor, or somethin'

10:00am Nick from Indy:

Dr John?

10:00am what the parrot saw:

dr bombay

10:01am Nick from Indy:

Dr Johnny Fever?

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10:01am Rich in Washington:

Call it WFMU/Bowie syndrome, but when I thought I heard more than one Iggy track in a row, I had to go check my news feed.

10:02am Nick from Indy:

Maybe some LOOP would feel good now?

10:03am Jeff in Western Mass:

Wake

10:04am 67tele:

for us latesters, what the heck happened?

10:04am Nick from Indy:

Record Fair attack

10:05am tallbuildings:

I can't tell if the 3rd gif is Burt Reynolds or Daniel Day Lewis...

10:06am Passaic River Blues:

@It's DDL about to drink your milkshake.

10:06am Roberto:

I feel bad for you and the dingo, Ken, but I have to say this is making for some great radio.

10:07am Nick from Indy:

Ken had a copy of La Monte Young – The Well-Tuned Piano 81 X 25 (5xLP + Box) in his hand with a $20 tag on it. A rabid record collector attack him. Tragic, terribly tragic....

10:07am Sam:

You know why classrooms in Australia always have two teachers?

10:07am ͰoͰo (:

67tele,

The WFMU's elevator ate dingo's tail whilst dog ate Ken's hand.

10:08am Sam:

Because it takes two to make a dingo write

10:09am Roberto:

Oh right, that's the final scene where DDL bludgeons that poor schlub with a bowling pin.

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10:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

See? Gnawing on wombat chills a body right down.

10:10am Sam:

Plant the tail in the ground, and give it some very very expensive fertilizer. I've grown plenty, it just takes work.

10:10am 67tele:

ouch! Man I am always a little leery of them elevators. Good luck to you both. Thx for info I-oI-o (, I knew I was kind of setting myself up by asking)

10:10am MD:

A DINGO ATE MY DINGO!!!

10:11am fm Mike:

Wait, you have a pet dingo...?

10:11am Sam:

Fuck elevators, they're nothing but trouble

10:12am cee:

i think dingoes is a code word for pee pee

10:13am miles:

I'm breathing...why can't he make up his mind as to WHAT THE AFFIRMATION IS FOR

10:13am Nick from Indy:

Sorry, I still like some Elevators (especially The 13th Floor Elevators)

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10:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

They're probably pretty used to it. Many a salt water croc has nipped dingo tails through the ages.

10:13am People Like Us:

ha ha ha ha

10:13am People Like Us:

nice

10:14am Passaic River Blues:

Bowie's turn on "Extras" was an achievement in and of itself. So good!

10:14am rsj:

ken looks like your hands are smaller, just saying thanks to dingo, not making any coorelations with small handed strongmen...

10:14am Roberto:

FWIW, Lindy Chamberlain never claimed a dingo ate her baby, but rather that one "took" her.

10:14am Brendan:

@Ken, years ago my dingo-boxer-shepherd- x mutt jumped out my driver side door instead of waiting for me to come round and i closed the door on the last few inches of her tail. She let me know in a loud way. She lived a good long life, but I still need therapy.

10:14am melinda:

pug, pug!

10:15am geo in jc:

Thanks Ken!

10:15am Sam:

Jew's harp?

10:15am Listener142985:

Me love Olga.

10:15am βrian:

Blues skies over the isthmus, finally. Always love to hear Olga on the "juice harp."

10:16am fm Mike:

OH THIS IS THAT RUSSIAN LADY!!!

10:16am miles:

yeah tell us late comers what happened

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10:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

Olga!

10:17am melinda:

My sister has a new dingo I will get to meet when I visit next month.

10:17am ͰoͰo (:

So who watched Olga Podluzhnaya act in the Italian tv show? She did great by the way.

10:19am Whosondephone:

It drives me crazy that you are playing this. I just finished watching the entire Star Trek the original series.

10:20am SheWolf:

Poor Ken & Lola. From now on remember to take the stairs. Take the stairs. For god's sake take the stairs. www.youtube.com...

10:20am blee:

E. T. C.
Love the Minutemen. Thanks Ken!

10:20am (Murakami Whywolf))):

All rise for the Dekapodian Planetary Anthem!

10:21am ͰoͰo (:

Ken,

That photo above with your bloody hand is also showing us your porn addiction (check the background tab in the browser). And by porn, I mean, disaster porn.

10:21am SadSackSuperman:

Man, that one took a bit of the sting out of having missed Watt and the Meat Puppets in Denver last night! Thanks, Ken!

10:22am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Hmmm, has anyone ever covered "Memo from Turner"? This calls it to mind.

10:25am MD:

cAN gIRLS BE BOYS??

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10:26am Vivian:

Ken, thank you for the Col. Hampton double shot! Attended his show on Monday. So sad and bizarre.

10:27am (Murakami Whywolf))):

ͰoͰo ( :
Today on "The Debaters", we first consider the proposition 'All porn is disaster porn.'. Mr Servo, you will be taking the 'pro' position…begin.

10:27am giselle:

what a great Halifax tourism song!

10:28am (Murakami Whywolf))):

For a few seconds I thought "Halifax" was by Passionate but Sincere Joker Fan.

10:31am Tim 07030:

If I'd heard this song before I chose Belfast over Halifax for my vacation last fall, I might've chosen the other way!

10:32am ChrisB.:

Remember Col. Bruce's role as a member of Doyle's band in Slingblade? "Dot,dot,dot."

10:34am Lizardner Dave:

Yeah, me too Whywolf. It's uncanny.

10:35am cee:

man this is a tune!

10:35am ͰoͰo (:

SHIIIIIAAAAA LAAAEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

10:35am V Priceless:

this new Pere Ubu is great! : )

10:37am ChrisB.:

Legend has it that Hampton Grease Band was the worst selling album in the history of Columbia Records.

10:39am Bronwyn Bishop:

no, second worst, the worst was a yoga instruction record

10:41am cee:

wars? i hate em!

10:41am cee:

people of color? ya gotta love em!

10:41am rsj:

where can i vote for this guy?

10:42am Bronwyn Bishop:

"people of color, gotta love em" sounds like something trump would tweet right before he signs a new executive order to ban people of color forever

10:43am Blues Mandinga:

Hey!

10:43am βrian:

Fred!

10:44am ͰoͰo (:

Is Halifax song still playing? Or the band is passing to mic to other bands?

10:44am Mick:

Thanks for playing this. Saw Aquarium Rescue Unit way back when in Boston - at the time I was all "this makes my brain hurt, but in a good way, I think..."

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10:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

I saw a report recently that many people don't use all their earned vacation days. So what does the government do? Pass a law to let employers dole out time off instead of overtime pay. This leads to a vicious circle of having to put in more OT to make up for the work that piled up while you were off. Or just accumulating more unused vacation days.

10:51am βrian:

You can't make an omelette without cracking un oeuvre, right?

10:52am Brendan:

Bruce was great in Slingblade too

10:53am howard in nyc:

I had an oeuvre once, hurt like the dickens.

10:54am Losermom:

Holy crap if that's true. Damn.

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10:54am AnAnonymousParty:

We humans evolved away our tails in preparation for elevators.

10:56am Listener142985:

Had a cat that lost the skin off its tail. Technician at vet's office looked at the bloody remnant and said it was a classic case of ''de-gloving.'' Had not know there was a word for that until then.

10:56am Bronwyn Bishop:

aw a duanelet :D

10:57am ͰoͰo (:

Moral of the story: "own a pet larger than the size of an elevator so he/she has to use the stairs".

10:57am βrian:

I used to believe "awry" rhymed with "sorry."

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11:01am Threemoons:

Jesus, just got to the cube farm and saw the pic of Ken's hand. For Cthullu's sake go get some stitches in that!

11:01am Brendan:

Theres a horny dog in my neighborhood. He's got a little Tennessee Leg Hound in him. He's always looking for a piece of tail.

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11:02am Webhamster Henry:

Even though WFMU has a Morricone Island Show, it's always nice to hear Morricone on other shows!

11:03am ͰoͰo (:

KIIIIIIMM JOOOOOOOONG UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

11:04am northguineahills:

sublime Morricone....

11:04am Carmichael:

Halifax accompanied me from my home all the way to work. Good commute anticipation, Ken!

11:05am βrian:

Probably more important than stitches is antibiotics if there're any signs of infection. Hands are mighty useful.

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11:06am Threemoons:

What @Brian said. Also may want to pick up some Epson salts on the way home--get a bowl of water as hot as you can stand it, make a strong solution, and soak the devil out of that wound.

11:07am ͰoͰo (:

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN WITH CULTUREEEE!!!

11:07am Roberto:

Porest is the richest.

11:09am Nick from Indy:

As a kid I saw "Xanadu" and "Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers" in the ISIS Theater in Kokomo Indiana. Now I think that was really ISIS propaganda.

11:11am ant brain:

woah, what was that

11:12am Roberto:

"Putin Lights His Farts" would also be a good P-Riot song title.

11:12am Nick from Indy:

you can upload yer own photo - enoughputin.org

11:13am JakeGould:

“Putin on the Shits”

11:13am Nick from Indy:

Open Russia - www.khodorkovsky.com...

11:15am JakeGould:

All the ISIS hate makes it hard for me to admit to an early childhood crush: Joanna Cameron who played “Isis” on that “Mighty Isis” TV show.

11:16am ͰoͰo (:

There are not many democracy groups, are they?

11:16am Bronwyn Bishop:

jake, i used to be part of a wiccan group that worshipped the egyptian goddess isis. good thing it fell apart back in like 2010.

11:17am rsj:

killed that sax

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11:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

Is the Vladimir Putin Action Comics website still running?

11:19am JakeGould:

@Bronwyn: Ha! Another childhood crush of mine was “Wendy the Witch” who hung out with Caspar the friendly dead kid ghost. So there is a pagan thread here.

11:19am melinda:

@jake I loved that show

11:20am JakeGould:

Isis or Caspar the friendly ghost?

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11:20am Threemoons:

@Bronwyn--I think it was mandatory that if you attended school in or around Ithaca, it was in the State school charter that if you were female it was mandatory to join a Wiccan group (lol Risley had one at Cornell, informally).

11:22am melinda:

Isis

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11:22am Threemoons:

@Bronwyn--you also had to have at least one friend who lived in a filthy co-op that smelled like a health food store and feet, or actually live in one yourself (Risley was sort of both and more--I miss that place).

It also occured to me that I actually need to buy a new receiver/audio hub before I can hook up my old dual-deck tape player/recorder, but I WILL get those mix tapes out to WFMU when I can, fear not...

11:23am Nick from Indy:

Looks like the Facebook page is still up for the Vladimir Putin Action Comics (I get this error for website "We believe the link you are trying to visit is malicious. For your safety, we have blocked it." so you may want to use the Wayback Machine to 2013 to get to the website) - www.facebook.com...

11:23am JakeGould:

Boogie in the butt!

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11:23am Threemoons:

BTW am I showing my age if I say that I had the original Eddie Murphy LP?

11:24am Jim:

Put a telephone...in ya butt!

11:25am βrian:

1982 ...

11:25am JakeGould:

@Threemoons: The cover with Eddie Murphy donning a bow tie and red flower is nothing to be ashamed of.

11:25am por?!$$&9;:

This song is beautiful. Airy and odorous. Would love 2hear other Butt related compositions.

11:26am Cecile:

not really. it's not the youngest demographic in here.

11:26am Bronwyn Bishop:

@por: i have some jimmy castor bunch compositions that might interest you

11:26am melinda:

I like that health food store smell.

11:27am Cecile:

RIP Col Bruce.

11:27am Cecile:

He died in the fashion of Dewey Cox from Walk Hard.

11:29am por?!$$&9;:

Thank u Bromwich. Wind sounds at different tempos and frequencies would be nice also.

11:29am por?!$$&9;:

Sorry Bronwyn.

11:30am βrian:

I miss the Herb & Spice coop in Ann Arbor. Best smells.

11:36am Bronwyn Bishop:

nah, i like bromwich

11:37am Blues Mandinga:

Hey!

11:38am Cecile:

Agh! oh no.

11:39am por?!$$&9;:

West Bromwich Albion - good football team from English Premier League.

11:40am Michele:

You and Andy should do funeral riders on SSD. Did you do that once? I feel like you might have planned your funerals one episode already...

11:41am MD:

the high lonesome of the lowdown!!!

11:42am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Mr Williams is admirably specific and exacting, but he's hardly the first—see "The Gambler's Blues", which was incorporated into "St James Infirmary".

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11:42am Threemoons:

I think that any "disaster" set requires Neubauten and/or The Chad Mitchell Trio's "I am Not a Nazi Polka."

11:43am listener monica:

this is the BEST song ever. i saw andre perform once.

11:44am cee dubbles:

sure sounds like Lanoi 's guitar on this Eno number

11:45am βrian:

Lanois's? It does.

11:45am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Also
When I die, bury me low
Where I can hear the petroleum flow
A sweeter sound I never did know
The rolling mills of New Jersey

www.goldenhindmusic.com...

11:45am cee dubble:

Daniel Lanois' - fu autokrect

11:46am Cecile:

I love you Eno. But no.

11:46am βrian:

But Eno.

11:46am PMD:

I just wanted to stop by and say that hearing Boogie in your butt right before you have to sign off for the day makes for an interesting ear worm. Dammit!

11:47am ͰoͰo (:

If you aren't re-attaching the tail you can make a nice soup out of it, Ken.

11:47am cee dubbles:

trying to work through his autobio 'Soul Mining' but too hard whilst abstaining prior to new gig hair sample drug test

11:49am Nick from Indy:

"MA, boys been drinkin' the Bongwater again!"

11:49am thekenschlampen:

we are supposed to be looking forward to more thekenschlampen on your show.

11:49am βrian:

Hair test? Damn, that's spooky. They can tell where you've been according to the strontium levels.

11:50am thekenschlampen:

i think vicki b. has the cd

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11:50am Rich in Washington:

I've been digging Clay's morning shows.

11:50am People Like Us:

sorry what?

11:51am thekenschlampen:

you have the thekenschlampen cd right?

11:51am cee dubbles:

can't hear Col Bruce & the Grease Band w/o fondly remembering Chris Beyer gone 14 years now cheeze'n'rice where is our youth gone to?

11:51am People Like Us:

no, I found it online

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11:51am Rich in Washington:

Hello PLU!

11:52am People Like Us:

herro! Had my eye on the other screen. Listening though.

11:52am thekenschlampen:

wow i really need to hear this whole cd, i guess i need to look beyond wfmu

11:53am zopa:

That mug is irreplaceable!!!

11:53am MD:

Was that the Old Codgers Brother???

11:53am ant brain:

dawww

11:53am thekenschlampen:

who is zopa?

11:53am Asheville Jon:

when do we find out who will be the permanent morning show host? King Warwick!

11:54am thekenschlampen:

i like clays evening show better personally, but if the morning show spreads his message to more people, and if clay likes mornings better, im all for him having the slot

11:54am what the parrot saw:

RIP poor dawg

11:55am zopa:

@thekenschlampen: Good question!

11:55am People Like Us:

HA!!!!

11:56am βrian:

Quite the kennel you've got there.

11:56am Michele:

Classic Olive hahaha

11:56am thekenschlampen:

thanks for getting me hooked people like us,