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Favoriting January 2, 2017: It's 2017, dammit. Where are the silver suits and meals in pill form we were promised?! Anyway, Jo Firestone joins Dave in Studio A for a night of mayhem and such. Bring a change of pants.

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Glen Campbell  Wishing Now   Favoriting  
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The Kinks  Do You Remember Walter?   Favoriting  
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Dinosaur Jr.  Tiny   Favoriting  
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The Group  People in the Night   Favoriting  
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Bettye Swann  (My Heart Is) Closed for the Season   Favoriting  
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Negative Approach  Fashionable Idiots   Favoriting  
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Scorpions  I'm Leaving You   Favoriting  
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Jo Firestone live in-studio!     
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Listener comments!

Avatar 9:01pm
Dennis D:

howdy
  9:01pm
BriJet:

Hiiii
Avatar 9:02pm
daveB from before:

Yo! HNY HILLISITINES & DH!
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amy:

Hi guys
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daveB from before:

DennisD for the win!
  9:02pm
goodgollymissmollie:

Hello!
Avatar 9:02pm
Linda Lee:

Happy New Year everyone!! Happy New Year Dave! Brijet! Dennis D! daveB! amy!
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Dennis D:

Yo amy
  9:02pm
DebbieFromBefore:

Hi Dave and FOD - HAPPY 2017
  9:03pm
Moreguinness:

hey sexy singles
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Dennis D:

hi LL
  9:03pm
P-90:

Hill-y New Year!
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amy:

Hey Linda! Hey Dennis!
  9:03pm
BriJet:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Angel Witch '17!
Avatar 9:04pm
fleep:

Greetings!
  9:04pm
JakeGould:

Ha!
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daveB from before:

I know which Angel Witch you be, but what Doobie you be?
Avatar 9:04pm
DaveHill:

Hey, everybody!
Avatar 9:04pm
Monstrositor:

Howdy, Hillfolk!
  9:05pm
Danne D:

Let"s go Devils!
  9:05pm
DebbieFromBefore:

For the new year, I had a vegan donut.
  9:05pm
Danne D:

(at game with my nephew - will check in later gang) :)
Avatar 9:05pm
Linda Lee:

excellent! how was it?
  9:05pm
MadameLuke:

Hello Hill People!!! You're sexy this year.
  9:05pm
P-9O:

Hey Danne D, Dennis, Linda Lee, BriJet, etc, etc.
Avatar 9:06pm
amy:

Hi Dave
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Dennis D:

hola P-90
  9:06pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Dave! Hey everyone! Happy New Year!
  9:06pm
Danne D:

@debbie 2017 sounds terrible already :(
  9:07pm
DebbieFromBefore:

Hey, Hey, Hey, Dave is back!
Avatar 9:07pm
Dennis D:

Hi Jimmy
  9:07pm
DebbieFromBefore:

hahaha, Danne D, it actually was good.
Avatar 9:07pm
fleep:

Vegan donut - no egg, no milk? What is it made of?
  9:07pm
BriJet:

Davy, do you have the plague again?!
  9:07pm
P-9O:

...and Ken, Jake, fleep, amy...
  9:07pm
Rickwaukee:

Feel like this could be the best GDDH show so far this year. LOL
  9:07pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Den D, how ya' goin' Man?
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Dennis D:

kale
  9:08pm
BriJet:

Devils suck!
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Linda Lee:

Happy New Year Jimmy! Hola P-90! HNY to all the sexy goddamn singles all over the world!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Which Jo Firestone is here tonight? Dr. Gameshow Jo or Dedications Jo or Jo in a different form? Happy to have her here again regardless of what form she takes.
  9:08pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Ha!
  9:08pm
Supermeowy:

greetings all mighty Hill People!! How is everyone doYng?
Avatar 9:09pm
Monstrositor:

Thank you, Dennis D, for getting the kale party started for 2017.
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Dennis D:

Just about normal or what I call normal Jimmy
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Dennis D:

:)
  9:09pm
MadameLuke:

Didn't the Flower Tossers cover this song? On the Door Kicker album?
  9:10pm
BriJet:

Hi everyone I'm hungry!
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daveB from before:

swoon! My favorite Glen track!!!
  9:10pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Happy New Year Linda!
  9:10pm
DebbieFromBefore:

Donuts from here: http://thelab.com/goodtown-doughnuts-and-red-blue-vintage-grand-opening-january-6th
Avatar 9:11pm
Linda Lee:

thank you!
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Monstrositor:

Hi, BriJet! Why not help yourself to some kale, followed by a vegan donut?
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DaveHill:

Double Campbell!
  9:12pm
Danne D:

"Donuts"

From a lab.

:(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12pm
Uncle Michael:

Best single ever recorded.
  9:12pm
P-9O:

Hoping for Special Guest Appearances from Supermeowey, Matt von Springfield, and of course the inevitable YngDave. Someday that guy will figure out how to use the comments board. Who knows? Unlikelier things have happened. Look who got elected President.
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amy:

It's a two-fer ... Monday
  9:13pm
goodgollymissmollie:

I appreciate the double Campbell
  9:13pm
BillDolanBDC:

Song about my favorite antacid
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Dennis D:

He'll need a computer first for chat
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daveB from before:

You had me googling to see if Glen Campbell died!!!!
  9:13pm
BillDolanBDC:

GAVISCON!!! OH GAVISCON!!!
  9:13pm
P-9O:

Brilliant how the Viet Nam War subtext sneaks up on you in this one...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14pm
Uncle Michael:

Me too, daveB.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I would like to think that Glen Campbell is resting comfortably this evening. Wishing him a happy new year.
  9:14pm
MadameLuke:

Bill Dolan - 1, mere mortals - 0
  9:14pm
Rickwaukee:

I could be watching Celebrity Apprentice or The Bachelor, so...
  9:14pm
arkansas_heath_rudabaugh:

Hi
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Dennis D:

hi
  9:15pm
MadameLuke:

Hi
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daveB from before:

Phew! @uncle Michael
  9:15pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Bill D Punster par excellence...(phonetic)
  9:16pm
DebbieFromBefore:

Dave without Luci is no fun...just saying....
Avatar 9:17pm
James Fernandez:

this bus accident gif is horrific
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Monstrositor:

I think I graduated with good ol' Hairless Ted.
Avatar 9:18pm
daveB from before:

Hey Jimmy! Happy new year
  9:18pm
P-9O:

@Ken: I would like to think that Glen Campbell is actually listening right now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18pm
Art:

Philosophy explained with donuts:
www.openculture.com...
  9:18pm
JimmyfromKearny:

1987 First Year Law at S.H. Law...yeah, that worked out great..
Avatar 9:19pm
amy:

James I favorited that one! I'm a monster.
  9:19pm
Danne D:

@Bill I've thought of that one too but dared not say it out loud lest I get a stern talking to.
  9:19pm
MadameLuke:

Jimmy - new year new you
  9:19pm
BillDolanBDC:

I have never delighted in so much reverb in m life
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Ike:

Glad to know that I'm a sexy single.
  9:20pm
goodgollymissmollie:

I was born in 87!
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Linda Lee:

lovin that everything & nothing ~
  9:20pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Happy New Year Dave B...thank you again for your help last year Bro...
  9:20pm
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Old troll. New name.
  9:20pm
DebbieFromBefore:

Poor Glen won't remember he heard Dave play his music.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Hey, P-9O. That would be great indeed.
  9:20pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Happy New Year Dave B...thank you again for your help last year Bro...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

DUDES WE MADE IT TO 2017
  9:21pm
Stephen Radford:

Evening everybody!
  9:21pm
MadameLuke:

Stephen!
  9:21pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Thank you Madam Luke!
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James Fernandez:

Hey Aaron!
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Dennis D:

Stephan, hi
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amy:

Hey Stephen!
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James Fernandez:

Amy, I didn't even know you could favor the gifs!
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Dennis D:

oops Stephen
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Mr ShoutHouse itself!
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Linda Lee:

Aaron!! can you believe it? :-)
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daveB from before:

Of course, Jimmy!
  9:22pm
BillDolanBDC:

JAMES!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

House arrest over at the Prudential Center, yes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23pm
Ike:

@Aaron, yep. This means celebrities are going to magically stop dying now, right?
  9:23pm
MadameLuke:

Yng already! No foreplay!
  9:23pm
BillDolanBDC:

Danne has a Chico Rash.
Avatar 9:23pm
daveB from before:

Hello Stephen! Looks like you sent jersey city and environs your English climate! Please take it back
  9:23pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Aaron!
  9:24pm
MadameLuke:

It's cold and rainy here too. Cut it out
  9:24pm
Whopper Sr.:

Jimmy Webb. Thanks!
  9:25pm
JimmyfromKearny:

There's wolves on the Moors! Hello Stephen R!
  9:25pm
BillDolanBDC:

Kashir
  9:25pm
BriJet:

House arrest would be less annoying than the ROCK!!!! I live near there lots of nutjobs over there haha
  9:25pm
Moreguinness:

what kind of animal doesn't know Yngwie?
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James Fernandez:

chronic flatulence should def. be considered an ailment
  9:25pm
Stephen Radford:

We have clear skies. You getting the rains?
  9:25pm
P-9O:

OK, let's register that domain: TheRoomClearingFartofBensonhurst.org
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

@Aaron - Did you track down the speech from Ken you were looking for? Someone posted that it was in the 2013 marathon finale.
  9:26pm
MadameLuke:

Mal-amutes?
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Monstrositor:

Room-clearing farts can be a symptom of something larger, like IBS or colitis or somesuch.
  9:26pm
Moreguinness:

can't play the drinking game tonight dammit!
  9:26pm
BriJet:

@Stephen it was drizzling today in Newark NJ
  9:26pm
BillDolanBDC:

Still drinking half as much tonight without the Luci drinking game.
  9:27pm
P-9O:

TWO drinks plus psoriasis, this early? you're killin me
  9:27pm
MadameLuke:

Moreguinness - tummy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I had that once. It was from eating too much chili.
  9:27pm
JimmyfromKearny:

I always wanted to know YngDave's views on religion/spirituality...
Avatar 9:28pm
daveB from before:

Cold & rainy...starting to clear though
  9:28pm
BriJet:

god has everything doiiii!
  9:28pm
BillDolanBDC:

I prefer Serpent Almond Joy over Serpent Mounds.
Avatar 9:28pm
amy:

"the thing" LOL
  9:28pm
moreguinness:

yeah...still rocking some stomach BS
Avatar 9:28pm
Monstrositor:

I wonder if YngDave's the kind of guy who curses at god everytime he spills a drink or loses his keys.
  9:28pm
BriJet:

God would be a grandma if it ever took a human form ;)
  9:29pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Trying Theism for the last three years...not going too well...
Avatar 9:29pm
fleep:

Sometimes you feel like a nut of Satan, sometimes you don't
  9:29pm
MadameLuke:

Moreguinness - that's bullshit. Sorry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29pm
Ike:

Are the aliens stealing OUR WOMEN?
  9:30pm
MadameLuke:

fleep - that entire sing is now in my head. And I know every word. Sad.
  9:30pm
JakeGould:

If aliens are coming to Earth to probe us, why aren’t we sending things out into space to probe them?
  9:30pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Feel better moreguinness...
  9:30pm
P-9O:

The Serpent Mount was constructed by the PreColumbian Adena Culture 800-1,000 years ago. Its precise purpose still a mystery.
Avatar 9:31pm
Linda Lee:

YngDave likes the books that inspire brooding.
  9:31pm
BriJet:

I'm teetotaling this year so I'll just eat too many M
  9:31pm
Rickwaukee:

is wacko space alien theories an ailment?
  9:32pm
BillDolanBDC:

YngMom check in please
  9:32pm
P-9O:

Hot! can't wait for those Macho Sluts Basement Tapes Sessions
  9:33pm
YngDave Lover:

Startpage.com. sends your query to google thru their portal. Google doesn't see your info.
Avatar 9:33pm
DaveHill:

YngDave rules!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33pm
Ike:

@BriJet, hmmm! Looks like the app Ampersand Curse strikes again! they still haven't fixed it, I suppose. No ampersand nor anything typed after it will get through on the app.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Aliens, please come to earth in a couple weeks and take our new president! His VP, too!
  9:33pm
DJ E:

Union County is my home county!..... drop him!
Avatar 9:34pm
fleep:

Ken, that leaves us with Paul Ryan. Keep going.
  9:34pm
Moreguinness:

thanks Jimmy...nothing major.
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James Fernandez:

sounds like kidney stones
  9:34pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Prostatitis?
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Linda Lee:

aren't bladder stones pretty painful? he's not talking about pain.
Avatar 9:35pm
Monstrositor:

Could be prostatitis. And Jimmy wins this round.
  9:35pm
practitioner:

Tell him to go see an acupuncturist in NYC that specializes in prostate and bladder conditions.
  9:35pm
MadameLuke:

Ocean Spray is all sugar. Bad decision.
  9:35pm
P-9O:

New regular feature: The Urethra Blotter
Avatar 9:36pm
Monstrositor:

Prostatitis can happen to dudes in their 20's
  9:36pm
BillDolanBDC:

Urethra Franklin
  9:36pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Monstrositor...
  9:36pm
practitioner:

Maybe don't masturbate too much. Prostate is inflamed. If he's an athlete then it might be caused by tight groin and hamstring muscles. for certain
  9:36pm
BillDolanBDC:

Drip Van Winkle
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Linda Lee:

P-90 ~ brilliant. can't wait.
  9:37pm
MadameLuke:

Can we all agree not to date his guy?
Avatar 9:37pm
Monstrositor:

Yes, Jimmy?
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fleep:

The oversharing
  9:37pm
BillDolanBDC:

Richard Wart
  9:37pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Ha! Bill Dolan! Killing!
  9:37pm
goodgollymissmollie:

WOWZERS
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daveB from before:

Doctor Bill Dolan nails the diagnosis
  9:37pm
BriJet:

HE SHOULD GO TO A DOCTOR!
  9:37pm
JakeGould:

I hate this unprotected sex kid. Wear a condom!
  9:37pm
MadameLuke:

Does he know his dick is his genitalia? Or is this call a dare?
  9:37pm
BriJet:

oh Bill haha
  9:38pm
BillDolanBDC:

This is the most lighthearted STD/Prostate conversation ever
  9:38pm
BriJet:

Language
  9:38pm
Moreguinness:

urethra franklin?
  9:38pm
P-9O:

One shot or two for "dick wart"?
  9:38pm
Stephen Radford:

I'm
Not
Gonna touch anything
Of this guy!!! Promise Kim!
  9:38pm
herb.nyc:

Happy new year to all. Since YngDave mentions books, I read Daniel Clowes "patience", so so good. It relates to a non-fiction bk I've put on hold at library, "time travel" by James Gleick. -take care, herpes
  9:38pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Urologist in this guy's future...
  9:38pm
Supermeowy:

how bout wear a condom, kiddo!
  9:39pm
moreguinness:

bill you beat me...as always.
  9:39pm
MadameLuke:

Dave please ask him his online dating name. For America.
  9:39pm
THC:

please hang up, kid
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Linda Lee:

yeeesh
  9:39pm
P-9O:

"Western Wear" is not a disease, but it def gets a shot
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Ike:

@MadameLuke BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  9:40pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Losing your Johnson...a fate worse than death?
  9:40pm
MadameLuke:

I feel dirty
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Monstrositor:

I hope the last caller has something that renders him sterile
  9:41pm
BillDolanBDC:

I'm turning my head and coughing as a show of support.
  9:41pm
MadameLuke:

Callers are afraid they'll catch something
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Matt from Springfield:

Good evening everyone, and welcome to the season premiere of "21st Century", season 17!

In the last season, the U.S. Presidency was taken over by a squealing, orange, disemboweled colon, puppeted by a Russian horse trainer. Half of all known celebrities died, and the world was microwaved with metal on the rim, so the sparks continue to fly. How this will affect the world is yet to be seen.

Meanwhile, Dave Hill (Esq.) has a plan to save the world by playing his guitar and throwing velvet pants to people: but will this prove sufficient? Tune in to find out...
Avatar 9:42pm
fleep:

Happy New Year, Matt
  9:42pm
Old Jersey:

Bring out Firestone.
  9:42pm
BillDolanBDC:

The Tragically Hip Check
  9:42pm
MadameLuke:

Dave - derby girls suffer the same thing. "I could knock them over right now" It's a burden
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Matt from Springfield:

HNY to you too, fleep and everyone else!
HI Dave and Hillsters! :)
  9:44pm
MadameLuke:

Spoiler- someone is someone else's father, also other stuff
  9:44pm
Fizzwood:

Man, the caller before this guy! What a wiener!
  9:44pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Brilliant Matt from Springfield!
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Linda Lee:

that's what she said, Fizzwood
  9:45pm
BillDolanBDC:

James, what's red and really bad for your teeth?
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Matt from Springfield:

Hiya Jimmy O'Kearny! Vadda vorld!
  9:46pm
Old Jersey:

Man, caller before this guy... was a plant. Hello. That's the formula.
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fleep:

A brick
  9:46pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Bill D - M-80s?
  9:46pm
Stephen Radford:

Come on Bill...
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amy:

Not enough people use the term "the full razzmatazz"
  9:46pm
DJ E:

Dave's doctorate is actually in "Hot Jams", also a Master's in "Sick Riffs"
  9:47pm
BillDolanBDC:

A brick.
  9:47pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Hey Matt, especially loved the 2d paragraph...
  9:47pm
Stephen Radford:

A plant? From where/whom?
  9:47pm
MadameLuke:

But James - how do you test your 9volt batteries?!?!?!!
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Matt from Springfield:

"Francie Byrne" - good Irish name.
  9:49pm
Old Jersey:

Mr. Radford, did you ever listen to this man's predecessor?
  9:49pm
P-9O:

Is Jo stuck on the friggin' PATH train? Again?
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Matt from Springfield:

I love this segment, anyway, loving history.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

There are some nice Bluetooth-connected electric toothbrushes available on Amazon for under $200.00 if you have unspent Christmas money laying around.
Avatar 9:51pm
Matt from Springfield:

He changed his name? How mercurial.
  9:51pm
Moreguinness:

no more tooth talk please
  9:51pm
P-9O:

Mercurius: the first Satanist Pope
  9:51pm
MadameLuke:

I agree. I'm dentist-phobic
  9:52pm
BillDolanBDC:

Mercurious. Bi curious. Whatever makes him happy.
  9:52pm
Stephen Radford:

Tooth talk is scary...
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Matt from Springfield:

"De Mysteriis Dom Mercurius", right?
  9:53pm
Stephen Radford:

Bricks are bad for everything to do with human anatomy
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Monstrositor:

Does this writer guy now wish he'd stayed and pushed both Trump and Simmons out the window?
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Matt from Springfield:

@Stephen: It's the price of our larger brains - smaller, more sensitive and painful teeth.
  9:54pm
MadameLuke:

He's Mercurious than I
  9:54pm
DJ E:

"In Gene Simmons' hotel room in New York".... no story that starts that way can end well for anyone.
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Matt from Springfield:

KISS Koffeehouse at Klemson.

@Mme Luke: AAAAAAUGH! ;)
  9:55pm
Moreguinness:

who the hell drinks warm gin?
  9:55pm
MadameLuke:

Gene Simmons is an asshole. Met him. He's a pig
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amy:

@moreguiness you make a good point
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Matt from Springfield:

Terrible, and being a pig isn't even kosher!
  9:56pm
Moreguinness:

talk about buncakes
  9:56pm
MadameLuke:

Bill Dolan - they've handed you Big Bottom Massacre.
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Monstrositor:

"Big Bottom Massacre" a/k/a "Sully Part 2"
  9:56pm
P-9O:

I'm already tearing up in anticipation of Dave's Carrie Fisher tribute
  9:57pm
ScottC:

I used to work for the official KISS licensor and the amount of garbage that we pumped out was sick. Every month the samples got piled up in the lunch room and we picked over it. I have tons of that shit.
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Matt from Springfield:

KINKS!!!!!!!!! WALTER!!!!!!!!!
VILLAGE GREEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!
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Erma Gherd:

I'm here, what did I miss?
  9:59pm
BillDolanBDC:

James just said D Generation X.
  9:59pm
DJ E:

According to Wikipedia, Vulcan was a hypothetical planet that they thought might exist to explain certain movements in the sky.
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Matt from Springfield:

As long as I'm here, you didn't, Miss ;)
Hi Erma! Welcome!
  10:00pm
MadameLuke:

Horrible teeth and genitalia stuff. I can't unhear it.
  10:00pm
BillDolanBDC:

I love this tribute to Walter Schreifels
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Erma Gherd:

Hi Matt! Happy New Year! I'm just finishing up the Carrie Fisher special on HBO. Back soon.
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James Fernandez:

@bill, I really did say that, didn't I?
  10:01pm
BillDolanBDC:

Hoping the next call is about genitalia with teeth.
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Matt from Springfield:

Didn't know there was a Carrie F. special, but knowing HBO I'll find it re-played sometime late at night days later.
  10:02pm
BillDolanBDC:

You did James. You are ALWAYS creating super groups
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Matt from Springfield:

@Bill: Vagina dentata:
en.wikipedia.org...
  10:02pm
MadameLuke:

Bill Dolan - I believe you're referring to the film "Teeth"
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Erma Gherd:

It's "Wishful Drinking" on demand - one-woman show that is pretty great, @Matt
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Ms. Sim:

I tell you what, I'm not feeling 2017. Not at all. In fact, I'm feeling like I need to find a 2016 train and leap in front of it.
  10:03pm
BillDolanBDC:

Wasn't Vagina Dentata the second Police album?
  10:04pm
JakeGould:

What happened to Bareback Bozo?
  10:04pm
Moreguinness:

d generation x ray specks
  10:04pm
JakeGould:

Hakuna dentata!
  10:04pm
JeffHQ:

What's the score here, what's next? F (reedom) train.
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks Erma, I have on-demand.
  10:05pm
Moreguinness:

bill you're like a mythical beast
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Matt from Springfield:

Digging this The Group..reminds me of The Move.
  10:06pm
BillDolanBDC:

Who keeps bumping the turntable Dave?
  10:06pm
MadameLuke:

JakeGould bwahahahahaa!
  10:07pm
BillDolanBDC:

Danne D Generation X-Ray Spex
  10:07pm
StephenRadford:

I wrote essays on vagina den ta-ra and Shakespeare. It's all connected
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James Fernandez:

I am Bill? What else have I said. I have a bad habit of doing that
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Matt from Springfield:

@Jake: Eight Crazy Teeth

@Stephen: Phew, it checks out!
  10:08pm
MadameLuke:

Stephen that some kind of wonderful
crazy right there
  10:08pm
BillDolanBDC:

I still blame you for creating the supergroup Asia in the 80s.
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DaveHill:

Jo coming up next!
  10:09pm
BillDolanBDC:

I won't even bring up Coverdale Page right now.
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James Fernandez:

They're better than Aja the album at least
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Matt from Springfield:

@James: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
(breaks scented candle on bar edge)
  10:10pm
BillDolanBDC:

Asa Akira. There. I said it.
  10:10pm
daveB from before:

Does Dave play all his hot jams off his MacBook or is it a mix of that
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James Fernandez:

probably best that Dave answers that himself daveB
  10:11pm
daveB from before:

Still waiting for "Round
  10:12pm
Moreguinness:

Nice Dave!!!
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James Fernandez:

I shan't @MattfromSpringfield
  10:12pm
daveB from before:

Night Ranger
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DaveHill:

Scorpions!
  10:12pm
StephenRadford:

Vagina Santana? Auto correct gone mad!
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DaveHill:

It is all formats, DaveB!
  10:13pm
JakeGould:

Udo know what we want!
  10:13pm
BillDolanBDC:

Really hoping Klaus Meine from Scorpions and Meineke Mufflers can finally get something together.
  10:13pm
daveB from before:

This goddam phone app cuts off my
  10:13pm
JakeGould:

@StephenRadford: The Force is strong in this one.
  10:14pm
JakeGould:

@ daveB: Don’t use an ampersand! “&”
  10:14pm
BillDolanBDC:

Vagina Dan Tanas would be a great restaurant in West Hollywood
  10:14pm
JeffHQ:

Your tendies order is headed to Brooklyn's shore. Please send gratuity. Thank you for riding SHIFT.
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Matt from Springfield:

Dave Hill is once again sponsored by Firestone! Welcome back Jo!
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daveB from before:

Nice! FMU with the reel to reels of steel!
  10:16pm
JeffHQ:

Led-ications?
  10:16pm
goodgollymissmollie:

Hooray for Jo!
  10:16pm
P-9O:

Happy New Year, Jo!
  10:17pm
Moreguinness:

saw scorps once with bon Jovi opening for them...because I'm old
  10:17pm
BillDolanBDC:

I'm having a parentheseizure
  10:17pm
JeffHQ:

Sour silk.
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daveB from before:

Thanks & Hi Jake Gould
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi, Jo. Sorry that I dozed off during your show the other night. Just plain got too sleepy. Happy New Year!
  10:18pm
DJ E:

Jo Firestone back on WFMU. 2017 is already a success.
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Matt from Springfield:

Bill, are you all ri(()(()((((((((((())()(()())()((((((((((((())))))(((())))))((())))))))((()((((()((((())))))))))))((((()))))((())))))))))))()))))))))))))))))))((())((((((((((((()))(())()()()()()()))((
  10:19pm
JeffHQ:

Rated G-rents
  10:20pm
StephenRadford:

Vulcan is a planet within star system 40 Eridani which is orbited by another binary star system Eridani B and C.
  10:20pm
BillDolanBDC:

Matt, you are violating the Hippocratic oath
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Folsom:

I'm regulated to the couch in the basement when I come over.
  10:21pm
JeffHQ:

Guys, I live in an attic, no false news.
  10:21pm
StephenRadford:

A trip.e star system can be seen with a naked eye. NUDE ASTRONOMY!
  10:22pm
BillDolanBDC:

I'm reading Flowers in the Attic
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Matt from Springfield:

@Dave: Well at least all families are stacked as much as they could in each room. It's those spoiled grandkids with their OWN GUEST ROOMS who need to check their privilege!
  10:22pm
Marc15:

My old room became my Dad's "office" when I moved out
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Matt from Springfield:

@Bill: You're right, I suppose I should stop selling compounded diet supplements-slash-sleep aids now.
  10:23pm
JeffHQ:

(sweats thru 4 layers on January train platform)
  10:23pm
Marc15:

The Tarot Card Show
  10:23pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Pete "the Killer" who was Sally Balls' brother...
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FiltheeAndie:

Words!
  10:24pm
JakeGould:

*yawn*
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Matt from Springfield:

@Marc15: It's these older houses built w/o Mancaves, some bedroom needs to be sacrificed. Also why "masculine" culture in the U.S. used to be so focused on the basement/garage/shed - mid 20th cen. suburbanization.
  10:25pm
JeffHQ:

What light thru yonder window shakes?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

"The Caller Who Knew Too Much"
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Matt from Springfield:

@Jimmy: Petie Balls? Or is it the maiden name Sally Killer Balls?
  10:26pm
Rickwaukee:

Wait, can we go over that phrase again, in more detail?
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Matt from Springfield:

sinister - left
dexter - right

Ask commenter sinister dexter about it.
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daveB from before:

This is like the story the two dudes tell each other in "The Crying Game"
  10:26pm
JeffHQ:

Late night writer job for Peter.
  10:26pm
MadameLuke:

Don't know what to wear - pumperknicker
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Matt from Springfield:

Let's test that myth. You first, Peter.
  10:28pm
Moreguinness:

the world's on heroin
  10:28pm
JakeGould:

That guy who never wears a condom and has a dick wart is this close to getting any disease.
  10:28pm
Parma:

Clevelanda est omnis divisa in partes tres
  10:28pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Matt, from "Goodfellas" (1990), the intro scene..."There was Jimmy and Tommy and me..."
  10:29pm
BillDolanBDC:

Cure all is Syphilisterine
  10:29pm
Marc15:

@Matt From Springfield You are right
  10:30pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Oh, Matt, you were way over my head....:)
  10:30pm
BillDolanBDC:

The song Baby's Got Back is all about the venom in the tail. Thank you.
  10:31pm
MadameLuke:

Peter Peter Peter...tsk tsk
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Matt from Springfield:

@Jimmy: Sometimes I'm over my own :)
  10:31pm
StephenRadford:

3:30 am is too late for shots... Too early for coffee
  10:31pm
Chris:

whats the number
  10:31pm
JakeGould:

“You sound like you’re 18? You sound like a child!” This guy is on fire…
  10:31pm
BillDolanBDC:

Jo Firestone Roses
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Ken From Hyde Park:

201-209-9368
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James Fernandez:

to call in Chris? 201-209-9368
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James Fernandez:

ha, thanks Ken!
  10:33pm
StephenRadford:

Called to do bingo... Like jury service?
  10:33pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Jo Firestone Tires of Peter's humor...just kiddin' Pete...:)
  10:34pm
Marc15:

Before 1973, I would have had a Mental Disorder. It is called being gay
  10:35pm
BillDolanBDC:

YES!!!
  10:35pm
Moreguinness:

Stephen...yes it's mandatory
  10:36pm
BillDolanBDC:

Am I the only one that pronounces the T in CHIPOLTE and does not say "Chi-pole-hay"?
  10:36pm
JakeGould:

Dos Toros is okay… Food truck tacos are better.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Stephen: Bucks Fizz? Sedate, yet not heavy, and preparing you for morning. (I used to listen to Julie's show when it was on 3-6 a.m. here - coffee started around 5 or 5:30 a.m. but feeling drowsy before then wasn't a problem).
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Matt from Springfield:

@Bill: I say the T, but I freq. say "Chi-pot-il", for fun..
  10:37pm
Supermeowy:

we're covering lots of ailments tonight - dick warts to food poisoning. is anyone else drunk???
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FiltheeAndie:

Sit on the toilet and puke in a trash can, like a lady.
  10:38pm
MadameLuke:

For me it's "chi-polt-le"
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Matt from Springfield:

@Jake: But a "food truck", run by Millennials with capital investments and reality show cameras. NOT "food carts", like ones in DC and other places whose sausage always gives you botulism, yet someone still apparently orders!!
  10:38pm
BillDolanBDC:

They gave Dave an ultomoatoe
  10:38pm
Moreguinness:

what a night not to be drinking...so many awesome ailments
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mello:

really loving this bagel chat right now. also, hi jo!! and dave!
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James Fernandez:

puking and the butt at the same time is a special kinda magic
  10:40pm
Wade:

Do we drink twice for puke/diarrhea at the same time or is it covered under the ailment of food poisoning?
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James Fernandez:

double order of shots Wade
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Matt from Springfield:

@James: A "number 5" - I called vomiting "number 3", so a 2 and 3 at the same time would be a 5. Good times.
  10:40pm
BillDolanBDC:

I'm seeing Puking and The Butt at ABC NO RIO next week. Have an extra ticket if anyone is interested.
  10:41pm
Moreguinness:

why do they call it the runs...that's the last thing you can do under those circumstances
  10:41pm
Supermeowy:

BillDolanbdc - isn't that band a little soft?
  10:42pm
JeffHQ:

@Bill: Final tomane countdown.
  10:42pm
Wade:

Oh man, I'm hammered, James!
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Matt from Springfield:

Tom Petty's "American Girl"!!! Actually about a U. Florida girl who jumped off the dorm in the 70s!
  10:42pm
BillDolanBDC:

YES!!!
  10:43pm
Marc15:

The girl the song commits suicide
  10:43pm
StephenRadford:

I saw actress Jane Horrocks (Bubbles in absolutely Fab) pee on stage as lady Macbeth. True story
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Dennis D:

Wade, how was that ham?
  10:44pm
BillDolanBDC:

Is that true Matt?
  10:44pm
StephenRadford:

Lady Macbeth was sleepwalking... She peed. Creative choices...
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Manolo is on line 2, right?
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Matt from Springfield:

@Stephen: BWHOA, was that part of the show?? Huh.
I would totally dig her as Bubbles doing that!
  10:44pm
BillDolanBDC:

Wade was my favorite Star Wars character. Ham Solo.
  10:45pm
JakeGould:

@BillDolanBDC: You know that “Keep the Han in Hanukkah!” joke, right? Now you do!
  10:46pm
StephenRadford:

Yeah she talked about it in an interview. She wanted to push boundaries I guess.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Bill: Apparently not, admitted as just a rumor. HOWEVER, north Florida doesn't seem like such a good place:

"According to Carl Van Ness, the University of Florida's former historian, there have been many suicides in the school's history, but since the university does not keep a file of them, he "doesn't know for sure" if any of them involved a jump from Beaty Towers. University of Florida spokesman Steve Orlando said that no one has committed suicide by jumping off Beaty Towers, which would be a difficult endeavor since the dorm rooms have narrow windows and no balconies."
  10:46pm
BillDolanBDC:

I needed that
  10:46pm
BillDolanBDC:

Funky Cold Edina
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Matt from Springfield:

Shit, what's the daily rate and locations of jumpers in Gainesville??!
  10:46pm
StephenRadford:

Not exactly erotic if you know the story of Macbeth
  10:46pm
JakeGould:

Always keep a pair of jeggings for guests.
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Erma Gherd:

I am a never nude and I love pajamas.
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daveB from before:

J from K, please call in and sing before I go sleepy sleep
  10:47pm
MadameLuke:

That's a weird choice Stephen
  10:47pm
JeffHQ:

Close to the potfest
  10:48pm
Wade:

Hi Dennis! It turned out really great! Brown sugar, Mt Dew
  10:49pm
BillDolanBDC:

David Copperfield had a food truck?
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Dennis D:

hurray for ham!
  10:50pm
JimmyfromKearny:

ER would triage you..
  10:50pm
JeffHQ:

One way return flight is cheaper..
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

I just tuned in, in this Supermowey?
  10:50pm
BillDolanBDC:

Helen just said "Copay" and I thought she said "Chipolte".
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Matt from Springfield:

@Wade: That sounds like a mixed drink, even without the ham. I'd call that the "Brown Acid". Maybe w/ dark rum to give even more sour taste.
  10:50pm
Exile:

I'd rather die in public. I live by myself and they wouldn't find me for weeks
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Matt from Springfield:

I'm doing my part too, Dave!!!!!

HI Aaron!
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Erma Gherd:

@aaron, I think it is someone named Helen!
  10:51pm
joshjoshjosh:

Omg please play songs
  10:51pm
BillDolanBDC:

I'm seeing Semen & Feces at Irving Plaza Friday if anyone wants to go.
  10:51pm
Wade:

Oh, man! That sounds awesome, Matt!!!
  10:52pm
MadameLuke:

@aaron this isn't Meowy but SHE SHOULD CALL!!!
  10:52pm
BillDolanBDC:

Myth Busta Rhymes
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Matt from Springfield:

If the baby is older than 6 months (when the immune system is more stabilized), it might be a good idea for low-level exposure to germs like that. Possibly might build resistance.
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Josh, sorry wrong show, this is the blabby blabb show
  10:52pm
Marc15:

I've been on the subway barefoot and I'm okay
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Erma Gherd:

I love talking animal movies and talking baby movies.
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Matt from Springfield:

Dave Hill doing voices as a baby and donkey in "Cleveland's Little Jerk" and the sequel "Cleveland's Little Ass"! Rated GG Allin.
  10:54pm
Supermeowy:

I have such a great food poisoning story!!!
  10:54pm
BillDolanBDC:

Babe in the City thought the subway was a pig sty
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Dennis D:

I saw a llama on Fifth Ave once
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Matt from Springfield:

Then call in, Meowy!!
  10:55pm
JeffHQ:

Fast Fish In the Big Field
  10:55pm
SteveFromStatenIsland:

Babe Pig In the City was made by the director of Mad Max Fury Road, George Miller
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Who is on phones tonight by the way?
  10:56pm
Marc15:

Next thing you know llamas will be playing BINGO Bryant Park
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Matt from Springfield:

@Dennis: Back in the old days of Sesame Street, when it was magical:
www.youtube.com...
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Oe does it ring until Dave answers?
  10:56pm
BillDolanBDC:

I love the Swedish band GOATS
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Dennis D:

Might have been the same llama
  10:57pm
BillDolanBDC:

I'm currently wearing Goat Wrangler jeans
  10:57pm
JeffHQ:

Man Who Glares at Goats
  10:58pm
Wade:

Yes, call in Meowy!
  10:59pm
Rickwaukee:

Oooh, thought someone had a hot Yahtzee game going.
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Matt from Springfield:

Jimmy the Lion from Kearny, and his PRIDE!!!! :D
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DaveHill:

Jimmy!
  11:00pm
JeffHQ:

Jimmy Esq
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Matt from Springfield:

Dinner Theater sans Dinner? Is there at least Booze?

"Hey, that's MY face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it!!"
  11:01pm
Danne D:

at least jimmy is getting some (scorpions) tail
  11:01pm
MadameLuke:

Jimmy!!
  11:01pm
Moreguinness:

Barris is great
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Matt from Springfield:

"Each side of the dreidel bears a letter of the Hebrew alphabet: נ‎ (Nun), ג‎ (Gimel), ה‎ (He), ש‎ (Shin), which together form the acronym for "נס גדול היה שם‎" (Nes Gadol Hayah Sham – "a great miracle happened there"). These letters were originally a mnemonic for the rules of a gambling game played with a dreidel: Nun stands for the Yiddish word nisht ("nothing"), He stands for halb ("half"), Gimel for gants ("all"), and Shin for shtel ayn ("put in"). In Israel, the fourth side of most dreidels is inscribed with the letter פ‎ (Pei) instead, rendering the acronym, נס גדול היה פה‎, Nes Gadol Hayah Poh—"A great miracle happened here" referring to the miracle occurring in the Land of Israel."
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James Fernandez:

I'm on the phone Aaron. Youcalling in?
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daveB from before:

That's like three too many comedians...more Dave, less them
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Matt from Springfield:

Sappho of Lesbos - she wrote her ode to Aphrodite, spiritual as well as erotic.
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amy:

"all that dead bird sex"
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James Fernandez:

pigeons are cool. they don't give a good goddamn about anything!
  11:03pm
BriJet:

I heart Tesla... :)
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Dennis D:

sex with a pigeon sounds tight
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Matt from Springfield:

I like Clay Pigeon...
  11:04pm
Wade:

He and the pigeon got married.
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Dennis D:

I used to have a pigeon coop on my roof in Inwood
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Matt from Springfield:

@Dennis: Yours or someone else's? Was there a practical use for the pigeons?
  11:06pm
BillDolanBDC:

HALL & GOATS
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amy:

Yes @dennis, more on this pigeon coop please
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Matt from Springfield:

Check in for food poisoning symptoms, so that you don't check out.
  11:07pm
Moreguinness:

pidgeons...better known as Rock Doves!!
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Matt from Springfield:

Pre-law, pre-med, what's the difference??
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Dennis D:

they were my pigeons, I bought them, no practical use , we used to try to capture of coop owners birds by flying your birds near theirs and when the two flocks intersected some birds may join yours or so of yours may join his
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Matt from Springfield:

The Kinks, "Better Things" :)
And Dystopia claims Jimmy!...

@Bill: I'm ashamed I haven't thought of that yet!
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Dennis D:

When I wasn't shooting heroin I'd do my pigeon thing
  11:08pm
MadameLuke:

Darn it! I was swooning!!!
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Matt from Springfield:

Hmm, interesting Dennis. Pigeon Power Plays.
  11:08pm
BillDolanBDC:

Better ThYngs
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Dennis D:

but mostly we'd get our coops robbed by the Puerto Ricans in Washington Heights
  11:09pm
BillDolanBDC:

I'm seeing Sweat Blister Thursday night in Brooklyn.
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Matt from Springfield:

Tip: Don't try to burn off your own genital warts. Call in a drunken friend to do it.
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StephenRadford:

Jimmy. ! Didn't want that to end.
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Dennis D:

I am going to write a story about my pigeon days soon
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Matt from Springfield:

What a scuzzbag, YngDave! For not using a scuzzbag!
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

I AM ON HOLD, STAND BY FOLKS
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Matt from Springfield:

@Dennis: I look forward to that. The free concerts in the Park like JA sound like another good story idea.
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Matt from Springfield:

Anxiously awaiting, Aaron!
  11:12pm
JakeGould:

That 2% is when the sex is too amazing.
  11:12pm
MadameLuke:

Wow!!!
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James Fernandez:

Sweat Blister is opening for Doorknob Herpes
  11:13pm
JakeGould:

@DennisD: I love pigeon racing! There are still some coops around NYC.
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Dennis D:

Matt from there is a central park concert story on my second CD
  11:13pm
MadameLuke:

I don't want more babies but I'm willing to...coach?
  11:13pm
BillDolanBDC:

YngDave starring in BIG LOVE
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

OMFG 2017 JUST DROPPED A YNGDAVE BOMBSHELL 2016 AINT GOT NOTHING ON THIS
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Matt from Springfield:

The textbooks say that barrier methods like condoms are 98%* effective, IF they are used completely properly at every usage. It's the quick, sloppy, or under-influence application that can leave room for error.
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Dennis D:

The last coop in manhattan I knew about was on Ave A
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amy:

@dennis can't wait to hear it!
  11:14pm
Gladgirl:

Wrap that thing Y'ing. Worry more about the bugs than the babies.
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Dennis D:

We didn't raise homing pigeon's we had what they called fancies
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Matt from Springfield:

@Dennis: I may pick that up, I enjoyed your description of that story earlier.

Wooooo! YngDave goes Hebraic!
  11:14pm
JeffHQ:

L'chaim latte
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Dennis D:

you raced homers
  11:15pm
JakeGould:

Passover bread prayer.
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Erma Gherd:

Yng Dave is Jewish?
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amy:

@james LOL
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

YET ANOTHER BOMBSHELL
  11:15pm
MadameLuke:

I profiled YngDave as Italian as well
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Matt from Springfield:

@Erma: Half-Jewish. Implying it's on the father's side, and P-90 has estimated the other half must be Italian.
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FiltheeAndie:

Yng Dave is the best Jewish Italian
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Matt from Springfield:

James, James, James... :)
  11:17pm
JeffHQ:

Light matchbooks and toss them off the hotel elevator atrium.
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Erma Gherd:

@MFS I got distracted and didn't hear that. I grew up with a lot of Jewish people and I know "baruch atah adonai aloheynu mala chalom" but Yng ran with the rest of it!
  11:17pm
BillDolanBDC:

Maybe yu thought he was Italian because of Michelangelo's YngDavid statue.
  11:17pm
MadameLuke:

I went to catholic school for 12 years. It's because of the folk mass that I was forced to play guitar. Praise Jeebus!
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Matt from Springfield:

@MadameLuke: You too, great anthropology at work!

@FiltheeAndie: Latkes with veal meatballs!
  11:17pm
Wade:

Dennis, why would they steal the pigeons? Would they sell them?
  11:19pm
JeffHQ:

YngBrew Hammer
  11:19pm
Gladgirl:

Dennis D
Mother Pigeon
https://www.facebook.com/tinatrachtenburgartist/
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Dennis D:

they would keep them or sell them, they had their own coops, but since the Heights overlooked Inwood they could see our coops from their roofs and we couldn't see there's
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Folsom:

I heard YngDave's bris was a Rough Cutt.
  11:20pm
JeffHQ:

50 First Blokes
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FiltheeAndie:

Thinking about going to this Philly show but it's 2 hrs away
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Matt from Springfield:

@Erma: The first four words are pretty standard to most prayers, "Blessed are you, Lord God" - and I haven't been to a seder but I suppose the part about bread was at the end.
  11:20pm
JimmyfromKearny:

James: "I'm over here now!"
  11:21pm
BillDolanBDC:

Leave now and drive in 15 minute increments.
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Dennis D:

thanks Gladgirl
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pillow_out:

coach?
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Matt from Springfield:

The full bread prayer would be:
"Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz"
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Dennis D:

I wish I could find a roof for a COOP NOW
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JeffHQ:

The heat in my Spine is brutAaLll
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Dennis D:

I read at Nuyorican cafe on New Years day a few years ago
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Matt from Springfield:

Slam poetry sentence #14: "Don't play me like that!"
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Dennis D:

its more the cadencxe with that slam poetry thing
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Folsom:

"Action Jackson!"
  11:24pm
JeffHQ:

41 year old haiku slam
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Matt from Springfield:

@Dennis: Does Spanish Harlem still have a good cultural scene, like that cafe with prose/poetry readings? Years ago I know they did, I'd like to see that Puerto Rican culture when I'm up there.
  11:25pm
MadameLuke:

I belong to a fantasy slam poetry league. My guy's stats are epic.
  11:26pm
JeffHQ:

Give me life or give me latkes!
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Dennis D:

I'm not sure Matt, my ex gf lives there and has been trying to get me down there but I don't know much about that scene, sorry
  11:26pm
BillDolanBDC:

Can I near rhyme RUBA with Uber?
  11:26pm
Moreguinness:

slam poetry fantasy league... is freaking brilliant
  11:27pm
Danne D:

Madame Luke you might like this: http://www.cosmicbaseball.com/
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Dennis D:

Spanish Harlem used to have great heroin, and its known for the highest incidence of rape now
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Is this Peter the know it all from Shut Up Weirdo? sheesh
  11:28pm
MadameLuke:

Hang up! Who's with me?
  11:28pm
JeffHQ:

No justice no peace of mind here.
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks Dennis. Things always seem to be changing anyway, but I'll look into that and other neighborhoods before I take a trip to NYC. Find something interesting.
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Dennis D:

I have a weird relationship with poetry. Most people call me a poet even friends and I feel my writing has nothing to do with poetry, I feel I'm too low brow for poetry
  11:30pm
JeffHQ:

Sing a song.
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Matt from Springfield:

PUN-derdome??!
  11:30pm
MadameLuke:

@DanneD that's amazing! And being a Phil Ochs fan I'll have to read more later!
  11:30pm
JeffHQ:

Past her snacks-dome
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Matt from Springfield:

Fred FLINTstone!!!

Joooooooo-MA!
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

SHOOT HAPPENS
  11:33pm
ScottC:

Shit happens
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Matt from Springfield:

And he's toys, dot com..
  11:33pm
JakeGould:

"Who Tooted?"
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Matt from Springfield:

A-ron!
  11:35pm
JeffHQ:

(sips Southside brew in AM staring quizzically at chat room scroll on phone)
  11:36pm
JakeGould:

This bed music sounds like savings!
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Matt from Springfield:

The money is on you, too?
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James Fernandez:

Aaron makin demands!
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Matt from Springfield:

Why would Andy B call on his own time, when his P.O. didn't even order him to WFMU? I call B.S.
  11:38pm
ScottC:

That is not Andy
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James Fernandez:

i suspect you are correct Matt
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Matt from Springfield:

Conference call!!
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James Fernandez:

but it was a decent enough impression so I allowed it
  11:38pm
ScottC:

Definitely not Andy
  11:39pm
Supermeowy:

Andy sounds more like Emo Phillips than Andy.
  11:39pm
mary:

NOT ANDY
  11:39pm
JeffHQ:

Don't Get Shilled
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Matt from Springfield:

@James: I too like that he's checking all the Andy boxes :)
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Sounds like Pat Byrne to me
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Matt from Springfield:

Good guess Aaron. I was wondering if a FMU regular was doing this.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Meowy: Emo Phillips! :)
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Ken From Hyde Park:

@Aaron - Yes...Pat pretending to be Andy Breckman.
  11:43pm
JeffHQ:

I Cant Strive at 55
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amy:

@dave Even I know who Becky Lynn Boggs is!
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DaveHill:

I think it's Pat Byrne!!!
  11:43pm
Moreguinness:

this is a total Hawking
  11:44pm
JimmyfromKearny:

This is a great Beckman...I think I know who it is...
  11:45pm
MadameLuke:

This is so good
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Ike:

A bit broad. Irwin could maybe do a better Breckman than this.
  11:45pm
JimmyfromKearny:

He also does a great Little Steven Van Zandt!
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Matt from Springfield:

Irwin would prob be more vindictive, but also more accurate.
  11:46pm
MadameLuke:

Go Danne!!!!
  11:47pm
JimmyfromKearny:

There's also shades of that misfit toy Charlie who is a water pistol that shoots Jelly....
  11:47pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Danne Boy!
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Matt from Springfield:

Parents also "kid" because they love...
look out, the next gen Yngs will be hitting the streets and basements!
  11:47pm
MadameLuke:

Tonight's show gave me a great new pick up line. 2017 is great so far
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Matt from Springfield:

That was good Alex!
  11:48pm
JimmyfromKearny:

Oh, it was not Pat Byrne, wow?!
  11:48pm
MadameLuke:

Meowy!!
  11:49pm
JeffHQ:

Val!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Happy New Year, meowy!
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Matt from Springfield:

Tsk tsk, food cart steak tartare, rookie Paris mistake.
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken in Hyde, thanks for the help the other day. The clip that was posted was from Hoof and Mouth 2013, but I was looking for an in studio clip, but thanks to you and that other guy!
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Danne D:

Kale Milk
  11:50pm
JimmyfromKearny:

SM!
  11:50pm
MadameLuke:

Gross!
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Matt from Springfield:

You DID the food poisoning story in, Valerlouvre!
  11:51pm
JeffHQ:

Nick!
  11:52pm
Moreguinness:

cow juice
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Matt from Springfield:

The juice taste was probably de-composing whey proteins of the milk.
  11:52pm
JeffHQ:

May 2017 leave us breathing.
  11:52pm
Supermeowy:

that was a close call! I had so much more to embellish on that story, but under lightning round rules, I spared everyone :-)
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Danne D:

Oooh Dave should add this story to his next crime blotter:
www.nj.com...
  11:53pm
MadameLuke:

Matt - barf
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Matt from Springfield:

Short and (juice)sweet, perfect detail Meowy :)
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Danne D:

"Excessively hairy naked guy sought in 2 incidents, cops say"
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Matt from Springfield:

@Mme Luke: Or as commenter fred von helsing once put it, "le barf".
  11:54pm
MadameLuke:

Danne - with a URL like that who needs to click through!
  11:54pm
BriJet:

@MadameLuke: Wow I'm a huuuuge Phil Ochs fan EEEK!
  11:54pm
MadameLuke:

Oui oui
  11:55pm
JeffHQ:

Let rock heal all and save the world.
  11:55pm
MadameLuke:

@BriJet - my band I mentioned elsewhere used to do Chords of Fame!!
  11:56pm
Danne D:

my 2nd idea is that Dave, Jo, and Aaron should start a detective agency
  11:57pm
Supermeowy:

@m_f_s it was a weird taste for sure
  11:57pm
Gladgirl:

Wow GoddamnDaveHillShow wheels came off the last 30 min.
So much raaaage.
  11:57pm
JeffHQ:

(places head in shower spray)
  11:57pm
Danne D:

Phil Ochs <3
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Matt from Springfield:

All right! Dave, Jo, James, callers, commenters and all you blokes, thanks for a great show and make the year your own!
Have a good night, everyone!
  11:58pm
Moreguinness:

Danne d I would watch that in any format
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Matt from Springfield:

"wheelchair fat"™ - YngDave
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amy:

You too Matt!
  11:58pm
JeffHQ:

Hi Matt. Later Matt. Go Jo go.
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James Fernandez:

I'm signin off guys! Gnite everyone!
  11:59pm
MadameLuke:

Goodnight Matt From Springberg!
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Dennis D:

have a good week everyone
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Danne D:

Have a great night everyone :)
Until next time.

I remember Walter Hudson, Dave!
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks amy, Jeff, James!
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amy:

Thanks for another great show dave
  12:00am
JimmyfromKearny:

I got the Walter Hudson reference Dave...
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Matt from Springfield:

And Dennis, Danne, Jimmy, and MadameLuke berg! (You make me feel like a Lane Steinberg project, thanks! :)
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DaveHill:

Thanks for listening, everybody! I really appreciate it!
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