Active Shooter Training Wheels: Ken's show

Listener comments!

6:42am People Like Us:

herro

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6:42am -Ken:

Morning all - it's great to almost be back!

6:42am People Like Us:

DARGGHGHH! Stop it

6:43am cory:

hi kens and non-kens

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7:02am -Ken:

stop what Vicki?

7:03am People Like Us:

you made me jump up there

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7:05am -Ken:

I did no such thing

7:05am People Like Us:

did

7:12am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Hello, Ken, cory, Vicky!

Great to have you almost back, Ken! When you are away it feels like Wednesday never happened.

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7:41am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken: It's almost great to have you back.

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7:41am -Ken:

aww thank you f0f0 and AAP

8:17am sphere:

hello all

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8:23am -Ken:

Hello sphere! Any requests anybody? Better getting them now than during.. and please let me know of formats or URLs

8:38am Marcel M:

G'morning Ken and friends.

Welcome back Ken.

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8:43am -Ken:

No requests? It's OK. I have tons of annoying crap to play.

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8:43am -Ken:

Hay Marcel!

8:44am Yvang:

Hello! Annoying is my favorite kind of crap!

8:44am Marcel M:

Ok, Ken, play, "Dub Will Tear Us Apart," by Jah Division.

8:45am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Request:
- Porest - Field Recordings

Non-request:
- A cory's request

8:46am Marcel M:

And/or that Walrus cover by Boris and Merzbow that you didn't get a chance to play that other time.

8:47am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Ops. Correction:

Porest - The Field Recording

From his fantastic new album!

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8:48am -Ken:

Now we're talkin!

8:49am cory:

actually, that's what i was going to request

8:51am Marcel M:

I like that boat gif at the top. Is that from something? It looks like a dreamy scene.

8:52am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

cooory!!!

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8:53am -Ken:

That's the final scene of "Children of Men"

8:55am cory:

sry, had to go kidnap a dog
did i miss anything?

8:55am Marcel M:

Ah! Thanks

8:55am maestroso:

Good morning Ken and welcome back!. "Children of Men" looks like a movie to see.

8:56am cory:

and now we have to go for a walk

8:58am Marcel M:

@Cory: And next you'll have to feed him... It never ends!

9:01am People Like Us:

hurray

9:01am Marcel M:

Haaa

9:02am bobdoesthings:

goodmorning

9:02am Jack:

Is the flashing red and black satanic gif from "Berberian Sound Studio"?

9:02am Todd Rundgren:

Ony 22 mins on a LP? Nope, not even close.

9:03am Mark S:

this is rockin

9:03am Marcel M:

Gotta watch that surface noise Todd... take it easy.

9:04am Wild Neil:

Peace Ken et al.

9:04am Marcel M:

Words of wisdom:

18:00-20:00 = Very Good
20:00-22:00 = Good
22:00-24:00 = Fair
Above 24:00 = If you insist.

9:05am MD:

Bring da Rock My Friend!!!

9:05am MD:

Hello World-wide Freeform Mob!!!

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9:07am Ken From Hyde Park:

Greetings, noise makers and noise takers! And Drumpf, the faker!

9:07am Torbjørn:

Porest is great. I don't fully understand how he fits into the Sublime frequencies / Bishop brothers scene, but I absolutely love that it does.

9:08am People Like Us:

he has been making field recordings for decades, that's how

9:10am Mark S:

POREST
TITLE Modern Journal of Popular Savagery

www.forcedexposure.com...

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9:10am -Ken:

Sorry ! Had to bail out on Porest after Fuck #4!

9:11am People Like Us:

warned you about that one!

9:11am People Like Us:

he's sending a bleeped one to the station

9:11am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Oh, no! Did Ken triggered the dump button? Couldn't hear the end of the Porest song. The version on Vicki's show is censored.

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9:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

Congrats on your new prime minister, Vicki. I hope things work out.

9:12am People Like Us:

never heard of her

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9:12am -Ken:

Warnings are for Hootie & The Blowfish. And little girls.

9:13am People Like Us:

I have some bleeps if you want them (helping)

9:13am Planet Tyler:

Greetings Ken and Kenettes, Kensians, Kensites. Unfortunately I have to go to "Active Shooter" training soon.

9:13am People Like Us:

well actually they are other swear words but they conceal the first ones

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9:14am -Ken:

Tyler, please report back. I have to give the WFMU staff active shooter training also but I cant find a spoon.

9:14am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

BEEP the FCC!

9:15am Torbjørn:

@People Like Us, right, but my understanding of Sublime Frequencies stuff has been that there isn't a lot of "media jamming" / Negativland satire (or whatever we are calling it) on there. They have always seemed more "serious", in a sort of anthropological way. On the other hand, Sun City Girls often has a tongue-in-cheek thing going on. I see Porest is doing the Tusk festival, maybe I'll have to do some research in Newcastle.

9:15am Planet Tyler:

@Ken - I did a lot of drills at my old job. Find a locked room with no windows, turn out the lights and don't forget snacks

9:17am People Like Us:

True, Torbjørn - Mark is playful/humorous with Porest
are you in Newcastle?

9:19am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Planet Tyler,
Just to double check...Is it a training to prepare you to become an active shooter? I heard that people in the USA love guns and shooting quite a lot but never heard it was being institutionalised!

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9:20am Rich in Washington:

I need to do active shooter training but I work primarily with electrical and software engineers, so they'll be easy to outrun.

9:20am bobdoesthings:

definition from googles: An Active Shooter is an individual actively engaged in killing or attempting to kill people in a confined and populated area; in most cases, active shooters use firearms(s) and there is no pattern or method to their selection of victims. Active shooter situations are unpredictable and evolve quickly.

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9:20am Rich in Washington:

they're like Daleks, as long as you're going upstairs, you're safe.

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9:21am -Ken:

You've fallen behind f0f0, it's required at most jobs these days.

9:21am Torbjørn:

@People Like Us, I'm about 2 hours north-east of Newcastle, on the west coast of Norway. Getting to Newcastle isn't all that difficult, and I've had my eye on Tusk for some time. Love that they put their shows on Youtube.

9:22am Planet Tyler:

@ ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(: It's what to do if someone comes in a-blazing. I work in govy museums so...targets. The building I work in now has a history of being a bomb target! We have lots of (bad, not WFMU-type) crazies in the US of A!

9:22am Goyim in the AM:

A passive shooter is just a fat dude in a lawn chair, lazily taking folks out but without getting very upset about it. They are impossible to drill against.

9:23am Wild Neil:

In our active shooter drill they taught us how to jam a gun by grabbing and blocking its action (opening above the trigger where the rounds are ejected and fed) if we have to resort to that....I think I have this Chrome, I got it in Ventura, CA after trying to surf small waves there...they had a cool review posted on it and I break it out about every two years...cool stuff...

9:24am People Like Us:

eh what

9:24am People Like Us:

Ken what

9:24am People Like Us:

tell Ken to stop that

9:25am Planet Tyler:

Remember the drill is for dealing with Malheur Ranch Stupidians - leave 'em be, make endless fun of them on the internet and send boxes of dildos

9:26am Cecile:

Swans. Still bringing the funny.

9:26am Marcel M:

I didn't know Swans covered you, Vicki.

9:26am People Like Us:

nor did I

9:28am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

If someone is reading this and you are an active shooter, please DO NOT walk into the WFMU building...at least not on a Wednesday.

9:28am Cecile:

That training is heartbreaking to me. I've had it at work and school. Ducking under desks. Auto locking doors. My God.

9:30am People Like Us:

no they don't

9:31am Mark S:

A personal record!

9:31am melinda:

Good morning Ken & commenters.

9:32am Cecile:

Ken if you want, I can direct you to someone who has conducted it.

9:32am Wild Neil:

@Goyim-LOL! Nice!
@Cecile-I found the active shooter drill disturbing as it made me think "this could happen...here..."

9:32am Cecile:

Porest for President.

9:32am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

My definition of slow is that I have been listening to PLU for about 8 years but just three weeks ago during this show I realised 'People Like Us' can be interpreted in two ways. .

9:33am bobdoesthings:

@keN - Where do you bury your archives? how deep do you make the hole?

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9:34am AnAnonymousParty:

I heard the archives are stored deep in an old salt mine.

9:34am Cecile:

Also, who's on Instagram? I just joined. I'm dowdydiva on that.

9:34am Wild Neil:

@Fofo-THREE....PEOPLE Like us

9:35am People Like Us:

Ken - just emailed you two CLEAN Porest track versions

9:36am melinda:

@Cecile: nice handle.

9:37am Marcel M:

Its clicky star fever over here.

9:37am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Thanks, Wild Neil. Now that I think about it there a fourth meaning! people like US (as in the USA)

9:37am bobdoesthings:

@cecile - im pretty sure mine is bobdoesthings FWIW..

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9:38am -Ken:

Thanks Vicki - which tracks?

9:38am Cecile:

Neil, ITA, it made it real.

9:39am melinda:

I feel like Instagram and twitter are inevitable but I haven't made the leap yet.

9:39am People Like Us:

The Field Recording
Soapbox Cutter
- two of the best tracks I think, apart from the first one!

9:40am bobdoesthings:

@melinda - twitter is a snoozefest.. instagram is still fun though.

9:41am Boutros Boutros Betsy:

Is this going to be a spooky Halloween in July show?

9:41am Cecile:

Take it slow. And curate!

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9:42am -Ken:

Boutros Betsy, why yes as a matter of fact!

9:43am Cecile:

Thanks Bob and Marcel!

9:44am melinda:

Twitter seems the least appealing, yet necessary for promoting projects, etc. I used to really like Flickr but they changed their design and it now sucks, haven't checked my account in ages.

9:46am Cecile:

Two of my favorite songs into a new favorite song!

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9:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken & Vicki for pre and prime minister of Pooeyfluteland! Different national pooeyanthem every day.

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9:49am -Ken:

I am currently detoxing from all Social Media except for the WFMU playlist boards, baby!

9:51am Cecile:

I'm using Twitter as a stream of conscious brain dump and BS session. I want to keep Instagram more tight and art-oriented.

9:51am People Like Us:

dibs on the pooeyflute premium

9:52am Polyus:

Yeah, seems like social media had never been more toxic.

9:52am Cecile:

Flickr I also barely use. I'm going to delete that and my photo bucket account now I think.

9:52am rsj:

totally with you on the anti-squirrel set!

9:52am Wild Neil:

On one of the boards somebody said they wanted to make a balsa wood guitar. Shittyguitar? It might sound terrible...or awesome!

9:53am People Like Us:

I hope you don't mind fart noises, Ken

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9:53am Rich in Washington:

Is the Porest album actually out? Forced Exposure says it's not coming out until the end of the month.

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9:53am Rich in Washington:

I could easily do Shittyguitar. Without even trying.

9:54am People Like Us:

Porest says (over in facebook right now):
"it can be explained this way:
this record is on an egyptian label
it's an import in the US"

9:55am People Like Us:

.. "so .... they'll be at forced exposure soon
it's on european shelves"

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9:55am Rich in Washington:

ah, hence the widely different prices everywhere.

9:55am Roberto:

Is he saying "keep farting the fight?"

9:55am People Like Us:

it's 125,000 pounds in the UK

9:56am Roberto:

If so, I'm already there.

9:56am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

AOL message boards still serve all my social media requirements since circa 1996. Why should I use Twitter, Facebook or Instagram?

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9:56am Rich in Washington:

I would imagine Exiled Records in Portland - the city's best record store, IMO, will have it very soon.

9:56am People Like Us:

yayyy

9:56am Mochi Pierre:

My wife's grandfather made a guitar out of a bedpan and a Gibson neck--he called it the Shi-tar.

9:56am Roberto:

SHITTTTTYYYYYYFLUTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE

9:57am People Like Us:

it's NOT A NOSEFLUTE KEN

9:57am bobdoesthings:

I just burst out laughing at this take on me cover.. wow.

9:58am Roberto:

My day just got exponentially better.

9:58am melinda:

Took me a bit to recognize this one but, yow! I love it.

9:58am Cecile:

Ken, could you play som more of that Warning?

9:58am Wild Neil:

Horrible song anyway...covered horribly. Pure awesomeness.

9:59am Marcel M:

haaaaaaa

9:59am em:

this is sublime.

10:00am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

I'd like to see the shittyflute live on the next Super Bowl. Undoubtedly the greatest show on earth (the shitty flute that is).

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10:01am Ken From Hyde Park:

My brother in-law usually makes a guitar every winter. He makes them with a theme like a '57 Chevy or a salute to the Tuskegee Airmen and they raffle them off for fundraising.

10:01am Cecile:

I love that song.

10:01am People Like Us:

this is a nice tune

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10:02am Vivian:

Good morning everyone! I thought Ken added Dancing Queen to this song. Nope, someone in the office is playing it really loud on computer speakers..

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10:03am -Ken:

More Warning coming up Cecile.

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10:07am Rich in Washington:

Ken From Hyde Park: at first I read that as Tuskegee Experiment and thought that's one weird guitar!

10:07am Marcel M:

@Ken: Is there a tone setting on the verb? Turn that shit to the left.

10:08am Cecile:

Thanks, Ken!

10:08am People Like Us:

POOEY

10:09am bobdoesthings:

@ken - Dead Or Alive - bon jovi and George Michael -careless pleasure

10:10am Roberto:

Bon Jovi -- Dead or Alive

10:10am the Canterbury wood-elf:

@Ken: Pretty sure it was Jon Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead Or Alive" (figured that out in the last few seconds). Pretty disturbing stuff all 'round.

10:10am Cecile:

Bon jovi's Wanted. Dead or Alive.

10:11am Spankyflop:

You shouldn't be embarassed that you are unfamiliar with a Bon Jovi tune. Even if you are from NJ

10:11am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Kudos to Ken for choosing an anatomical diagramme that get the wonderful weirdness of the internal portions of the clitoris about right (though really, it looks much like a Martian war-machine from George Pal's "War of the Worlds").

10:12am Marcel M:

I can't wait to hear Jim at the RNC!!!!

10:12am ((Murakami Whywolf):

s/get/gets/1

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10:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

That was regular noise or God-awful noise?

10:13am Listener142985:

poultry!!!!

10:13am People Like Us:

chopping

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10:14am Webhamster Henry:

You need a WFMU throwback moment: The Crow Call record!

10:14am ((Murakami Whywolf):

No polite way of saying this: I'm glad Bronwyn isn't going...we really can't afford to lose her.

10:15am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Yes, crows please. Please.

10:15am Yvang:

Seems like some violence is expected there.

10:18am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Ken: I just saw the fatal flaw in your hope that Donald Trump was sent to destroy the Republican Party: that could be accomplished by destroying America or all human life on Earth.

10:19am Cecile:

Ok, this was my dream Saturday after drinking. Espresso and vodka. Ken summons all apocalypses everywhere by a magical incantation. Planes are falling from the sky and there are Godzillas everywhere. I am writing new, filthier lyrics for Cee-Lo's Fuck You for a contest. But my math test is still happening, even though a giant orbital laser is cutting grooves in the road right behind me. Fortunately, I studied.

10:20am People Like Us:

I was just editing The Monkees here

10:20am Wild Neil:

@Cecile-that dream is AWESOME. Thank you for sharing. Multiple Gozillas is just the icing on the cake!

10:21am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Now the disco hen and the World's Crappiest Candy animated images are flashing in perfect synchrony...a Chrome/tablet 'feature' or a Sign?

10:23am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Cecile: are they the same Godzilla in appearance? And what maths are on the test?

10:24am bobdoesthings:

hmm is this a new Kropotkins album?

10:25am melinda:

The thought of a WFMU DJ at the Republican convention is pretty damned exciting.

10:25am Kat in Chicago:

Still love this Kropotkins record.

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10:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Rich - Yikes, no. The WW2 fighters. news.cuna.org...

10:26am bobdoesthings:

oh nevermind.. this was their first album.. dang, I have the other three

10:26am Cecile:

They are all different colors and sizes and one was wearing a Mayan headdress.

It looked like graphing and geometry, but there were Egyptian hieroglyphics in there too.

10:26am sphere:

i wonder if the Republican National Committee tracks what you actually broadcast to the public. this should be interesting.

10:27am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

((Murakami Whywolf),

Exactly my thoughts about Ken' wish.

10:28am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Do you write lyrics in real life, Cecile?

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10:31am -Ken:

f0f0 and Murakami: no reward without risk

10:32am Cecile:

I don't fofo. But they were funny if they didn't scan in real life. "I've tried to solve this word problem 50 times and the answer still keeps coming up "Fuck You"

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10:33am -Ken:

@Sphere, I think the RNC might be a little preoccupied next week.

10:34am Huge:

Sounds like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords, when he's being funky.

10:36am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Because I've been watching "Brain Dead", Bug Face Man looks like Tony Shalhoub to me.

10:36am Cecile:

Haha. I also want Jemaine to cover some Kevin Ayers songs.

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10:38am -Ken:

I saw FOTC a few weeks ago at The Heath in NYC, they were incredibly great and funny. And tons of new material.

10:38am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Cecile: I used to hear the Devo lyric `I've got a gut feeling' as `I've got a God: Zilla'.

10:39am Cecile:

I saw them in Minneapolis. Likewise, and they did hysterical things with the projection screens.

10:40am Polyus:

The new GOP platform adopted ahead of the convention is really something, read it if you have time. They are even pushing conversion therapy as an official plank this time around.

10:41am Cecile:

Whywolf - awesome!

10:43am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Ken: of course, no reward without risk...my point is that if you're going to risk someone, choose wisely.

10:45am Cecile:

Wow they really are anti-science. Conversion therapy couldn't even fix its most vocal proponent.

10:46am SheWolf:

Jealous you managed to see FOTC at the Heath Ken. I saw them there a few years ago though. Excellent show and venue.

10:46am People Like Us:

Ken's playing Steely Dan

10:46am sphere:

@Polyus - The fringe elements of the GOP seem to be all-in this election. I would not be surprised if they had a Flat Earth plank.

10:47am Listener142985:

wow, what a surprise this is...

10:47am Cecile:

THE DAN

10:47am Cheri Pi:

Th' Dan!

10:48am melinda:

Steely Dan always sounds summery to me.

10:48am Cecile:

The lyrics are pretty perfect.

10:49am βrian:

Flat earth plank? Hmm, there is a kind of internal consistency in that image.

10:50am Wild Neil:

The Feelies?

10:51am the Canterbury wood-elf:

Flat Earth Theory is pretty strong right now in New Age and online conspiracy theory circles. I've met a couple in the "real" world too. The globularists aren't quite running scared, but...

10:51am Stanley:

Can I just say: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

10:51am Goatpuncher:

(shudders) We need Steely Dan conversion therapy to convert Dan fans into sane people! Nyuk nyuk.

10:52am drr:

weird...I just turned this on...I'm sitting in the shadow of the U Texas tower.

10:53am Stanley:

Yup, the problem to the US gun problem is, like, er, give more people more guns. I think that's it.

10:55am ((Murakami Whywolf):

'I hear my insides/The mechanised hum of another world' has always been pretty chilling to me...now it's really disturbing, but appropriately. Of course, there's also Kinky Friedman's take on Whitman, which I don't want to hear right now.

10:55am bobdoesthings:

The Muffs and The Coathangers.. recipe for abortion? (too far?)

10:55am Listener142985:

Re: Steely song, If only all active shooters had this approach: 'I don't want to shoot no one.' Sigh.

10:57am Dean:

Seems to me Steely Dan calls for both active shooter and sexual harassment training.

10:58am Goatpuncher:

All right, yeah, go Geraldine R. Dodge Foundation, go! I'm a big fan.

10:58am melinda:

@bob: it does sort of suggest that.

10:58am drr:

Open carry goes into effect at U Texas pretty soon. Some of the students are planning to protest by open carrying dildos to class, though that is still against the rules.

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10:59am AnAnonymousParty:

You mean 'active shooters' aren't those guys in the Olympics that ski around and shoot rifles at targets?

10:59am Dean:

They could open carry Steely Dan records.

10:59am bobdoesthings:

@melinda- phfeww.. thanks, i was feeling gross about myself with that one.

11:00am Wild Neil:

@AnanonymouseParty-no, those are ACTIVE shooters. active SHOOTERS are the guys shooting up citizens.

11:00am melinda:

@drr: I read about the open-carry dildo protest and think it's an excellent idea.

11:01am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Stanley: if American men didn't feel like we had a right to pull the Righteous Man With A Gun avatar over ourselves when too many people looked at us funny.....

11:01am People Like Us:

good luck, everyone

11:01am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

I prefer Steely DNA over Steely Dan or DNA

11:02am People Like Us:

this song reminds me of being in hospital

11:02am Active Shooter:

I used to work for Steely Dan, my job was to put the hole in the center of each and every LP that left the factory. Then Sony came along with their fuckin' CDs and ruined everything.

11:02am cory:

NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD!!

11:03am melinda:

@bob: it's a bad feeling wondering if you've made a comment board blunder, I've been there.

11:04am Dean:

Manually placed LP holes? For as eccentric a band as Steely Dan?

11:04am melinda:

I often have a case of Dispepsi.

11:05am People Like Us:

same one again please

11:06am Stanley:

@((Murakami Whywolf): Sorry, no offence meant (exits quickly and into a cab)

11:07am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

My favourite part of Negativland's Pepsi song is the uncanny Hispanic voiceover. No discernible accent whatsoever. So neutral it sounds it is scary.

11:07am Marcel M:

It sounds like Ken Demon voice on vox

11:10am steve:

looove Warning, never heard em on fmu before

11:10am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Stanley: not a bit of offence taken. It's just that, especially with 3D printing and its successors, I don't think we're going to be able to control the supply. We need better norms, including the norms for being a criminal or going nuts.

11:11am βrian:

This poor fellow needs a cough drop.

11:11am Cecile:

SIGH!

11:11am Active Shooter:

@Dean, OMG, those guys were real pains in the ass, if my aim was even slightly off they'd pitch a fit and take and shatter the thing, went through a bunch of us guys. We tried to talk them into drilling holes but they said it affected the sound ... the hole had to be punched and so quickly that the vinyl wouldn't crack. I thought they were smoking crack.

11:11am Poyus:

@Active Shooter - is it fair to say you didn't want to do their dirty work no more?

11:12am Active Shooter:

I think the last straw was when they made fun of my shoes.

11:12am ((Murakami Whywolf):

When does Vincent Price as Prince Prospero cut into this? (I like Theatre of Tragedy better, this is in the Uncanny Valley.)

11:13am John McGreivey:

Thin Lizzy guitars, and a guy who needs a new throat.

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11:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

When I heard the Steely Dan, I thought maybe K-LOVE was stomping on the 90.1 signal again.

11:14am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Worst ever death metal band out of Denton. Hail Santa!

11:14am Mikeee:

"Jesus Blood Never Failed Me Yet" please????

11:15am Wild Neil:

OK, I did it... I broke down and deposited a dollar in the machine for fritos...this eats into my horseback riding fund...

11:16am Goatpuncher:

@Dean@10:59, ugh, that's sick and perverted!

11:17am Dean:

Sorry, @Goatpuncher. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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11:18am -Ken:

Anybody listening to 90.1fm today? Is it still getting stepped on?

11:19am Dean:

This Wilkerson sounds like Bob & Ray.

Listening on stream.

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11:19am AnAnonymousParty:

"While we're not sure what exactly happened, or if in fact anything actually happened at all, we've assembled a team of experts to explain what the possible impact may be, what we should do about it and how we should feel."

11:20am Mark S:

(I think it was the rapture)

11:20am Jack:

listening at 90.1 - sounds OK to me.

11:21am People Like Us:

sorry Ken, we're talking about Steely Dan

11:22am Jack:

I read "Left Behind' but I didn't think it would be ME ?!!

11:23am duke:

Steely Dan is responsible for the Rapture

11:23am Boutros Boutros Betsy:

The signal on the cat-free internet is working, although it sounds a little old fashioned.

11:24am Jack:

I should've listened to my tribal elders.

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11:24am Webhamster Henry:

So will Jim the Poet be covering the Rapture in Cleveland?

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11:24am Ken From Hyde Park:

No evidence of stompage on 90.1 in Dutchess County. Lots of static, which is to be expected since it's quite a distance from the transmitter.

11:24am ((Murakami Whywolf):

The crude awkwardness of this Rapture documentary is comforting. (People are calling Jesus 'Christ' who wouldn't, the Rapture us <em>not</em> a traditional idea, no more that 150 years, terrible accents, bad lines-readings, bad lines....)

11:24am Henry:

Brexit was only the beginning....

11:25am Mark S:

The mark of the beast!

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11:25am Rich in Washington:

I have this record!
In fact, the Crazy Xtian section of my collection recently sprouted a 'end of the world' section.

11:25am Wild Neil:

I wonder if Ken had to go tend to cones?

11:25am ((Murakami Whywolf)))):

s/us/is/1

11:26am Sam:

Hey Ken from Hyde Park, is Rocky's Apollo Pizza in Millbrook still around?

11:26am βrian:

Oh, say. What is the status of the cones?

11:26am Billy London:

Ohh a walking credit card!

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11:26am AnAnonymousParty:

Six digit number for everybody? You're gonna need a bigger number.

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11:26am Rich in Washington:

something that's really worth tracking down, Doomheads, is the Original OG version of Left Behind. It was done as a cheesy 80s fake newscast. It's HEE-LAR-IOUS.

11:26am jan:

I just tuned in! In a panic- I haven't prepared for this at all...

11:27am βrian:

I'm getting hungry for goulash.

11:27am MD:

He's Got a Great Tan!!!

11:27am Sam:

"Sex and drugs and rock and also roll"

11:27am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Oh, yeah! The Cones Chronicles!

11:27am Planet Tyler:

Hey Ken - No spoons mentioned in Active Shooter training, just depressing stuff

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11:27am Rich in Washington:

Not any of the movies. I think some evangelical imprint recently reissued it on DVD as The Original Left Behind. It even streamed on Netflix briefly.

11:27am MD:

Satan and his Big Orange Pumpkin Head!!!!

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11:28am AnAnonymousParty:

"What kind of music do you have here?" "Oh, we have both kinds. Rock, and Roll."

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11:28am Rich in Washington:

A crazy Fundy uncle left a VHS copy at my parent's house and they gave it to me. Apparently bootlegging a video tape isn't something that will get you cast into the lake of fire.

11:29am Sam:

Will it get you cast into the Bay of Fundy?

11:29am ((Murakami Whywolf)))):

Everyone! Do good things, do not do bad things!

(And `Don't listen to kids: they're so dumb, they can DROWN in a BUCKET.'----Ken, c.2000 C.E.)

11:30am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

One can get an idea of the state of affairs in the USA by counting how many times a year The Relative's song is played in Ken's show.

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11:30am AnAnonymousParty:

I just knew Pumpkin' Head Harvey was really Satan in disguise.

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11:30am Rich in Washington:

not rewinding

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11:31am Rich in Washington:

David Wilkerson is the guy who gave us The Cross and the Switchblade.

11:31am MD:

I went to the Sistine chapel...I don't remember the Orgy stuff!?!?! I went to the Boring room!!!

11:31am Mark S:

What will be more fun, Christie or Newt as Trump's veep?

11:32am Sam:

Putin will be the veep.

11:32am MD:

AMERICA LLC...RESPECT THE BRAND PLEASE!!!

11:33am Sam:

He can see Alaska from his house.

11:34am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Actually, kind of cool for those fundies to connect the relative irreligiousness of Europe (which I credit to their making life better for ordinary people but they'd ascribe to prophecies about the Whore of Babylon and the Seven-Headed Beast) with Europe getting through the Rapture in better shape.

11:35am Polyus:

I will say that Newt is the guy I would not want to have to debate.

11:35am steve:

haha who is this robo-guy??

11:35am βrian:

With extra paprika, please.

11:35am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth and acolytes.

11:35am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

stevem

His name is Julio

11:36am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Trump sees in Newt the smart kids he got to do his homework for him.

11:36am Carmichael:

Trump will pick Romney. You heard it here first.

11:37am βrian:

"She turned me into a Newt!"

11:37am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Sounds more like Corn Julio to me.

11:37am Mark S:

Now that would be really funny

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11:37am -Ken:

I am hoping for Newt but it will be Mike Pence.

11:38am Sam:

Ha, Mike Pence should be the new PM of Britain!

11:38am Mark S:

I hope not Mike Pence is too much of a bore

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11:39am AnAnonymousParty:

Nope, the Don will pick Kanye West.

11:39am Dean:

Heh, Pence. The guy digby just yesterday described as "an unctuous creep dripping with insincerity from his every pore." http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2016/07/pensive-pence-sanctimonious-wingnut.html

11:39am Stevel:

Indiana is for the Pence selection, as it might remove him from the governorship.

11:39am Sam:

He's just be SHILLING for the corporate elite.

11:39am steve:

id put money on Pence

11:40am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Romney is offended on a visceral level by D.T. (as in `Let's give America a case of the D.T.s !'). So am I; this makes me uncomfortable, but then again both Romney and I breath oxygen as well.

11:40am βrian:

Good lord, Dean! I was just mouthing the word 'unctuous' while thinking of Pence, before you posted.

11:40am Stevel:

Dean: That's pretty much spot on.

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11:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hmm...Bastille Day tomorrow. Enjoy your holiday, dear French citizens!

11:41am βrian:

Please take Scott Walker. Please.

11:41am Carmichael:

It's for party unity. Everyone will vote for Trump, so he can win and immediately resign. Voila, President Romney.

Same scenario with Hillary. That's why she'll choose Bernie. Political conspiracies are fun!

11:41am Sam:

I heard the Brexit people are investing in a giant paddle that they can use to push England out into the sea away from Europe.

11:41am Mikeee:

Life does get easier

11:42am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

The Vice Presidential pick is starting to sound like the Rapture of the Undesirable Governor.

11:42am duke:

What is it we're supposed to understand?

11:43am drr:

The backing track on this rivals "Sympathy For The Devil" in terms of tedium.

11:43am Mark S:

Maybe Trump will pick a Pikachu

11:43am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Sir: you've been found dead...of an overdose.

11:44am Wild Neil:

Children of Men was a heck of a disturbing movie...

11:44am Sam:

MARIJUANA KILLS!!

11:44am Henry:

Not my Robbit!

11:44am drr:

Ooh, once the cop comes in the parent moves from the right channel to the left, where the kid was before.

11:44am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Mark S. : 'Virtual Americans are Virtuous Americans!'

11:45am duke:

Pssst @Murakami, your parenthesis are unbalanced

11:45am βrian:

Dad: "How long have you been on the stuff?"

11:45am MD:

'THings get a little easier once we understand..." we are slaves to the 1%...

11:45am drr:

"You're thtupid!"

11:45am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Talking about Trump.

According to a survey from a top UK poll firm almost half of people ages 18-24 cried after knowing Brexit won the referendum.

I cannot even begin to imagine the devastating psychological impact a Trump triumph would have in my many of my US friends.

11:45am Mikeee:

Thanks Loehmanns!

11:46am Torbjørn:

The loss of your son gets easier to handle when you understand the cause of death was an overdose, I guess. Certainty > Uncertainty is the moral of the story there, I'll have you know.

11:46am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

drr: I smell a mash-up...if only by adding some 'Doo! Dooooh!!'s under the 'understands'.

11:47am Julie:

Wing for president

11:49am Dean:

You can't spell "triumph" without Trump! You can almost spell "Lincoln" with Clinton!

11:49am Bill W:

Sings it better than HRC would...

11:49am drr:

Another good mashup would me to just add the parental weeping to the entirety of the Stones song.

11:50am Jeff:

I just had a thought: Wing might be immune to Shittyflute.

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11:50am Rich in Washington:

There's a great documentary about Otway called Stardust Man that's worth tracking down. What a delightful loon.

11:51am Murakami Whywolf)))))):

I wonder how many English kids are going to flock to the newly rE.U.d Scotland...Edinburgh as the new Prague, after Holyrood gives Westminster a Glasgow Kiss goodbye.

11:51am Henry:

I just fell in love with this song...

11:52am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

PLU successfully tried Wing with shitty flute three weeks ago if I'm not mistaken. No one can escape the long arm of the shitty law.

11:53am common:

wow. sorry i missed all this. hello!

11:53am Jeff:

I'll have to listen. It seems like too much of the same sort of spice, though.

11:53am Ernst Soup:

Ernst Soup! Ernst Soup! Ernst Soup! Thanks Ken, You're a diamond!

11:53am Marcel M:

haaaa. nice

11:54am Murakami Whywolf)))))):

Faster, ShittyFlute! Kill, Kill!!

11:55am Carmichael:

Isn't Holyrood in Wales?

11:55am noob:

Saw John otway live in pub .. He was somersaulting forward from low stage still playing guitar

11:56am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

This show can't be over! I just arrived!

Aaw..Thanks anyway, Ken. Great show as usual. Till next episode people!

11:57am Stanley:

@((Murakami Whywolf): Indyref 2 - bring it on. A lot of us here in Scotland think Nicola Sturgeon must take a gamble, as there won't be another chance in our lifetimes. I'll happily welcome the kids to Edinburgh

11:59am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

That's an active shooter but he isn't very effective.

11:59am Stanley:

@noob - so did I - The Nags Head High Wycombe, do you know it?

11:59am βrian:

Dear old Auntie Christ!

12:00pm Yvang:

The NRA stroke!

12:00pm Marcel M:

Jesus.. this is rough!

Good show! Thanks Ken!

12:00pm βrian:

Off to the goulash cart!

12:00pm ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Wait. Is Wales in the UK or is it in Holyrood?

12:00pm Murakami Whywolf)))))):

Tip of the Week: 'Perversion for Profit' starring Dad Sir Tirebiter:
youtu.be...

12:03pm ((Murakami Whywolf):

Good for Scotland...but the Tories will rule the South nigh-forever.

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2:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sam - I was distracted and didn't see your pizza question. I don't get to Millbrook much, but the internet shows that the place is still around. Yay!

10:29pm A Better Me:

Kazzzooooo ruined my funeral !! Fuck the shit sound zealots