Nausea: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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5:46am -Ken:

Morning all!

5:58am Jack Tourette:

Hi Ken!

Twerky turkey or funky chicken?

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6:07am -Ken:

Hi Jack! Good question!

6:46am Jack Tourette:

It's my KOTD [koan of the day]. It'll seem more zen-like if the GIF is pulled from the final playlist.

7:05am Jack:

Good morning! That's a very handsome Gelada baboon.

7:12am maestroso:

G'morning Ken and Jack. The new website looks good. No glitches to report.

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7:14am -Ken:

No glitches yet today, anyway.

8:10am Dan B From Upstate:

Great news. My corporate overlords have deigned to bump me from ie9 to ie11 over the course of my vacation, so the new website works great at work.

It's freaking beautiful, by the way. Great job.

8:14am Planet Tyler:

Good morning all! Hey Ken, I'm a month behind on this great news but did you know there is now video proof of the Jersey Devil? wgntv.com...

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8:18am -Ken:

That looks more like a winged jackalope to me...

8:19am Dan B From Upstate:

I thought this was the Jersey Devil. i.imgur.com...

8:23am Planet Tyler:

Alas, Jackalopes can't fly cos their horns are too heavy

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8:31am -Ken:

Mighta sawed off his horns for ballast, like Hellboy did.

8:38am Marcel M:

Morning Ken and friends.

8:42am Planet Tyler:

Very logical Ken. I believe now you are right.

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8:48am -Ken:

You gotta think these things through, Tyler.

8:58am Marcel M:

That demon gif thing is pretty cool.

9:00am northguineahills:

Clay!

9:01am thedunkel:

Morning Ken and fellow fans of the Ken Show (now with more Ken)!

9:01am P-90:

I was in the other room but the moment this started I knew it was ...him

9:03am Marcel M:

Haha. CLAY!

9:04am Marcel M:

Awesome photo!

9:06am Ike:

Jersey devil gizzards?

9:06am Chris in Midwood:

That's Clay?! *swooon*

9:06am Marcel M:

@Ken: Are you using the new Star Wars theme on Waze?

9:07am Listener Robert:

Is Kenzo DB still the one to whom to bring up discontent about the Web pages?

9:08am Ike:

Hey, this thing is working again on my prehistoric smartphone! Cool. Uh oh, now I'll get less done at work again. Hmm.

9:08am dale:

mincemeat pie would be the worst to throw back up

9:08am Neil, Wild:

This Clay Pigeon is NUTS!

9:10am dale:

it's like a gilbert and sullivan fanfare. or maybe gilbert o'sullivan....

9:11am Neil, Wild:

This is like Alice's Restaurant for homeless derelicts...who are schizophrenic...

9:14am northguineahills:

@Neil, Wild: Clay Pigeon is on WFMU Thursdays from 6-7pm.

9:14am Marcel M:

FUGS!!!

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9:15am Slazenger:

"I ruined things by my overindulgence" I Love the Pigeon.

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9:15am Slazenger:

Don't play any crap today Mark. You are so loved. How many years you doing this now?

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9:17am Slazenger:

Friggin Ken. Where the hell is my head at. Yosamite got me all banged up. I had a phobia of Yosamite.

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9:17am -Ken:

Jaysuss Slazenger stop asking such hard questions. What year is it right now?

9:18am Roberto:

Can we get a shout-out to the vegans amongst the giffery?

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9:19am -Ken:

A Vegan GIF you say? hmmmmmm

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9:20am Slazenger:

umm.

9:20am Roberto:

Yes, something seitanic perhaps.

9:21am Marcel M:

Oh my god haha... this is awesome.

9:22am rsj:

i thought it was still halloween

9:22am Roberto:

I like it! Thanks, Ken.

9:24am Listener Robert:

"For the record..." reminds me that I haven't listened to Dave Emory in a while. I'm not much interested in his content these days, but in how his voice is recovering, if it's still improving. It feels really bad when someone with a great gift like his voice has it snatched away like that.

9:26am Tome:

hasenpfeffer

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9:28am Rich in Washington:

this record needs to be reissued.

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9:30am -Ken:

We're still podcasting Dave's show Robert.

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9:32am Rich in Washington:

What's going on with Dave Emory? I haven't heard...

9:32am bobdoesthings:

good morning.

9:32am dale:

thhis makes tom waite's 'franks wild years' sound like a lullabye.

9:33am SeanG:

I love when Dave Emory says, "milieu"

9:37am Dan B From Upstate:

Wow. Young Andy Richter.

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9:38am Slazenger:

Ahhhhh!

9:38am SeanG:

you were hammered Ken!

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9:39am Slazenger:

Ken, Ken, is this a recording of your job interview?

9:42am Neil, Wild:

Ken, you are a legend amongst DJs. Thank you.

9:42am Marcel M:

That montage from UCB was... Amazing. My favorite part of that episode was Ken making fun of the Mountain Goats guy for having Christian leanings.

9:45am bobdoesthings:

39 mins of sister ray?!?! oh man., hope the site goes down ::fingers crossed::

9:46am Neil, Wild:

Charcoal tablets from the Russian, Ukranian or Polish store would help you...I hope it isn't another rerun of last week when you played a twenty minute long Neil Young song...maybe that was somebody else...

9:46am Michele:

HEY GUYS!

9:47am Boris:

It's missing the "Why do you hate salamanders?" line

9:48am SeanG:

blow some chunks on the air!

9:48am Neil, Wild:

Just go puke, you will feel better...

9:49am Dan B From Upstate:

Something I learned as a kid: If you are going to vomit, make sure you plug your nose while doing it, otherwise, it'll come out of your nose as well as your mouth. Yes, really.

9:49am SeanG:

Hi Foodbed!

9:50am Marcel M:

Hi Michele!

Ken, its amazing you didn't throw up that UCB night... or did you? Impressive if not.

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9:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

Can someone post some pictures of nauseous Ken?

Hi, Michele. How are things?

9:52am Ike:

Ken rules the salamanders!

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9:52am -Ken:

Thanks for the tip Dan. Jesus Christ. I aint faking this.

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9:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

Attention, WFMU staff. Bring a bucket to Studio A, on the double! And paper towels! And maybe a mop.

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9:57am -Ken:

Michele can you come in and take over till Noon? Me no feel good

9:57am Mark S:

I'm skeptical, I never had vomit come out of my nose

9:59am Marcel M:

Oh I've had vomit come out of my nose.... Its really not pleasant. Especially if you didn't chew so good.

10:00am Mark S:

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10:01am Rich in Washington:

Get better, Ken!

10:02am dale:

i got some bad chinese food once and lo mein noodles were coming out my nose when i threw up.

10:04am original famous sugarwolf:

The last time I threw up it was noodles, but not my nose, thank goodness!!

It was in the middle of the street though, which was annoying.

10:04am vanya moscow:

Nice music, Ken

10:07am Mark R.:

Makes one wonder what nipple clamps smell like, exactly.

10:08am Greg from ZONE 5:

Woke up, thought it was Friday, thought Marty opened his show with Clay Pigeon. Stupid brain.

10:09am Neil, Wild:

That is awesome that you are integrating vomiting motif so thoroughly into your show...

10:09am common:

woke up to stcky sticky just now and thought it was thursday. what's going on greg?

10:13am Greg from ZONE 5:

@common: Probably tryptophan?

10:15am bobdoesthings:

I also thought it was friday. we're all messed up!

10:17am Mark S:

It is Friday!

10:22am Chris M.:

feel better, Ken!

10:24am common:

@greg: is there tryptophan in beer?

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10:24am Ken From Hyde Park:

You boiled the water before you brushed your teeth, right Ken?

10:25am no-hell-no:

go to the doctor

10:26am Dan B From Upstate:

Ken will join Regis and Kelly and spin the Wild Wild Terrorist Trivia wheel to see what today's prize will be.

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10:26am Rich in Washington:

try to force yourself to eat something. It might make you feel crappy at first but will bring your blood sugar up and at least you'll have something substantial to yodel out.

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10:27am Rich in Washington:

..cuz there ain't nothing pleasant about the dry heaves...

10:28am Roberto:

Wow, you've got my non-vomiting record beat. I think it was 1998 for me.

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10:28am Vomit Child in Washington:

1966? That's the year I was born!

10:28am rsj:

shotgun a beer, it's been too long since you did that

10:29am common:

that's the nicest vomit story i've ever heard, ken.

10:29am Listener Robert:

Wow, almost 50 yrs. w/o vomiting?!

10:29am sara:

#adorablevintagepuke sorry ken

10:29am bobdoesthings:

now a days you can get that appp where you can speak to a "real" doctor through your phone.. or like my cheapo health insurance from Oscar.. I once had strep.. used my Oscar health ins app and a "real" doctor called me and gave me a prescription for antiobitoics just after a 5 min phone call.. crazy. never saw a doctor never went to an office.. no one looked in my throat..

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10:30am Rich in Washington:

I had a friend in high school who would chug nearly an entire gallon of water and then go somewhere public and heave it up in an impressive geyser.

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10:31am Webhamster Henry:

How nice to invite Buddy Scott to Thanksgiving!

10:33am Brendan:

Morning Ken, piece of hot meat anyone?

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10:34am Webhamster Henry:

This is spooky - I was just playing the Hollerin' record yesterday.

10:35am Rai:

No SSD tonight, I take it. Who's filling in?

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10:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

Look at the calendar. One month until Christmas, which is on a Friday this year. Just 30 more shopping days to go. Hanukkah starts on Sunday, December 6.

10:41am Brendan:

Howlin Wolf

10:43am P-90:

Sleepwalk: truly a tune for all seasons, any holiday or occasion

10:44am sphere:

Totally, P-90. Good morning all.

10:44am Mark R.:

Rai, look under the Special Programs. At the very top (in small type, in parentheses, are the upcoming fill-ins--there are a lot in the next 24 hours!)

10:44am Brendan:

Love that Sheeptalk

10:45am Dan B From Upstate:

"Sailing By" at 10:45 am? Calling it quits, Ken? No one would blame you.

10:46am Rai:

Thanks Mark

10:46am sara:

fingers crossed

10:50am Asheville Jon:

AAAAAAHHHHH the main page! I can't handle change!

10:51am Green Mountain Man Mark:

Hey I am here today! On our way to Thanksgiving listening as a family in car.

10:51am Asheville Jon:

Hey Ken, didn't you puke during your summer trip to New Mexico a few months ago? Bad food truck food?

10:52am Brendan:

People like us are the luckiest people of all 'cept maybe those people they made Soylent Green out of.

10:53am Chud:

Snooker loopy nuts are we...

10:54am sara:

jon, i know right? i'm mostly used to it except that it's so white

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10:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

Heh....Irwin's been playing this South Park tune lately.

10:57am Asheville Jon:

sara: it's just so different, i don't know if i can handle it. i am scared and scarred

10:58am Dan B From Upstate:

Matt and Try have been killing it with original songs this season.

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11:00am Webhamster Henry:

More Obama: wfmu.org...

11:00am sara:

jon, stop you're making it even whiter

11:01am Brendan:

Billy Bragg's had a few

11:03am Irwin:

"Do They Know It's G8 Time?" is by Galaxia (Steve Wallis)

11:04am sara:

never thought i would hear a censored version of this gem

11:06am Brendan:

Awesome

11:08am Mark S:

David Buoy

11:08am common:

david queen!

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11:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

Cyndi Luper?

11:10am sara:

david bouie

11:10am famous original sugarwolf:

Cyndi Looper

11:10am Mark S:

Not Dean Martin!

11:10am PKNY:

I'm glad my man didn't leave Boy George out of the Culture Club condemnation.

11:10am Mick:

This is far more amusing than it should be. "The movie Ghostbusters"

11:10am jan:

He mentioned Morris Day and the Time! Now that is an obscure reference.

11:10am cee:

yes church universal is some next level shit. invocation is amazing. let's us be thankful for that

11:10am sara:

cindy looper

11:10am maestroso:

Scooby dooby doo??

11:10am dale:

rebbe jackson's 'centipede' was pretty satanic.

11:10am pappywithakhakisweatband:

Cindy Looper ... why hasn't anyone claimed that as a song or group name yet ...

11:11am Green Mountain Man Mark:

Op. Someone did't like it and turned Ken's show off. Now I am left looking at the gifs on my phone.

11:12am SeanG:

COCKTAIL

11:13am cee:

yes my favorite tune from the ken show!!

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11:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

"You were working as a waitress in a something something ... " How does that go again?

11:13am Asheville Jon:

I am fully convinced that Ken really does love Human League.

11:13am cee:

you were werkin'

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11:14am Webhamster Henry:

Kurt G. played this in case you want a detailed analysis of Total Eclipse of the Heart: www.youtube.com...

11:14am Dan B From Upstate:

I'm guessing one of these days Ken will mess with us and just play the original "Don't You Want Me" and we won't see it coming. Well... at least until the second line of the song...

11:14am brain implant:

fuck yeah

11:14am sara:

don't you bundt me?

11:16am EARL:

xJUD-JUDx!!

11:16am Jeff:

WFMU: prying open your musical Overton window and sticking a two-by-four under the sash.

11:17am Barney Grubbs:

One day we will be scandalized to learn that JUD JUD actually did play instruments.

11:18am Torbjørn:

Ken, any improvements to report off after the apple ? I've always been partial to a little liquor on top of an unruly stomach, but to each his own. Jeff, "Overton window" is most definitely the coolest concept I've learned about today.

11:18am Brendan:

Ken you feelin any better?

11:26am (Eyepatch) Fox:

Halloo Torbjørn!

11:26am Sam:

On the website, when you click on "Playlist and Comments" nothing happens. I had to go to the Program Schedule and click on Ken to get to the playlist. And how come the website doesn't tell you anymore what's actually on now? You have to go to the Program Schedule to find out? That seems like a major flaw to me.

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11:29am -Ken:

Sam, what browser you using? Is this on a computer, or tablet, or what?

11:29am (Eyepatch) Fox:

Playlist and Comments link works for me!

11:29am dale:

ken needs some flat ginger ale and unsalted crackers. that'll fix 'im right up!

11:30am Torbjørn:

@fox, hey !. That was quite the evening that was had there, I enjoyed myself immensely. Had to go to the airport the next day, the struggle was real.

11:31am Sam:

A computer. Internet explorer. Windows something or other.

11:33am Marcel M:

Awesome show today Ken!!! Lovin' it.

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11:35am -Ken:

Hmm Sam, can you get me details on which version of Internet Explorer and which version of Windows?

11:35am (Eyepatch) Fox:

Sam: The website SHOULD say what is currently playing. It should be right above the Playlist and Comments link that doesn't work for you.

11:38am Sam:

Internet explorer version 10. Windows 7.

11:38am Dan B From Upstate:

You know what? Now that Sam mentions it for me on IE 11, Windows 7, it says now playing is The John Allen Show, no song or artist.

11:38am SeanG:

SCHLAMM

11:39am Sam:

For me it doesn't say anything is now playing.

11:40am Dan B From Upstate:

I just refreshed, and now it has the correct show/song. It's not like I had the page open since JA's show was on. I just opened it a minute ago and it still said John was on. Weird.

11:40am Listener Robert:

I miss not being able to look at the day's schedule & see the specials of the day at a glance, like a diner menu.

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11:41am -Ken:

That;s still there at the bottom of the page just like before Robert.

11:42am Sam:

I agree. Bring back the old website! It was more cheerful.

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11:42am Ken From Hyde Park:

For folks with web site issues, is there an email address they can notify? Would that be helpful?

11:42am Listener Robert:

Dan B, when you launch the Flash player via the window off the main page, it doesn't auto-refresh the program or now-playing, but when you do so from the playlist page, it does.

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11:43am -Ken:

You can email me with details. We still have lots of bugs to work out so hang in there with us/

11:43am (Eyepatch) Fox:

I think the new design is a bit different for those of us used to the site, but I would find it much easier to navigate and understand if I were new to WFMU.

11:44am Sam:

If you're having website problems, send a letter to "Andy Breckman Man Madison, NJ"

11:44am Dominick:

Web site working fine on Firefox 42.0
Not so fine on IE 11.
Slow loading, no display of what's currently playing or photos.
Windows 7

11:45am Listener Robert:

Oh, OK, Ken. It just must've been that the previous times I looked, there were no specials listed, but that might've been just the way it was. Maybe when the listing looks more tabular, it gives more assurance in that regard than when the cells are borderless.

11:49am (Eyepatch) Fox:

I for one am quite pleased that there are no longer borders around the tables. I find them ugly and 90's. It's so nice and clean now! And my eyes are drawn to what I should be looking at, instead of confused. I love it!

11:51am Emile:

I think the glitches and bugs are charming. Don't change a thing. An FMU website should never be fully functional. Just like its listeners.

11:51am Nick from Indy:

Having trouble with viewing the new WFMU site on my Texas Instruments TI-99/4A, though my "Hunt the Wumpus" game seems to still be working - www.youtube.com...

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11:54am -Ken:

Thank you Nick! That made me laugh

11:54am Brendan:

Not to worry folks just use your ears . Besides its as good as fixed- This guy is working on the website problems : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7acD4q0lp0

11:55am Roberto:

bebbi aminul!