The Khlam Before the Storm: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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6:16am Ken:

Morning everybody!

6:29am Asheville Jon:

Good morning Ken and all.
Thank goodness it's Wednesday.

6:54am f߉f߉ (:

Good morning, Ken, Asheville Jon!

What a great collection of hypnotic ageeteebeetepotsbees we have for today!

8:16am Asheville Jon:

greetings f߉f߉

8:21am Robert:

Is the Monaco racer showing us what traction is like out there now?

8:36am Marcel M:

Morning Ken and friends

8:38am f߉f߉ (:

Hola, Marcel M!

I like the title of today's show! They usually get their titles a week after. Khlam't wait to listen to today's one!

8:44am common:

good Wednesday people

8:44am Marcel M:

Hi FOFO!

8:44am Marcel M:

It had been so long since I've heard Khlam, when it was played on the last show it was like music to my ears

8:46am egal:

All verklahmt.

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8:55am Ken From Hyde Park:

I looked out my front window this morning and I saw a familiar snow pile. Then I went outside and piled even more snow on it.

8:56am cory:

mornin all

8:57am SeanG:

Howdy doody

8:59am Asheville Jon:

blast from the FMU past:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBta3lvIS3g

8:59am Asheville Jon:

www.youtube.com...

9:03am Sem Chumbo:

Hiya, Ken, and thems thats listening too.

9:03am Marcel M:

Is there a rat pelt on top of that bird Putin is flying on?

9:03am redkayak:

Hi all!

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9:05am Ken:

Red Kayak, hi! Hi everybody

9:09am redkayak:

@marcel, if you google "woodpecker & weasel" you'll be up to speed. Almost as famous as those llamas :)

9:11am Marcel M:

@Redkayak: wow! haha! Thanks for filling me in. "He said: "I heard a distressed squawking noise and feared the worst."

Thats my favorite line.

9:16am redkayak:

The addition of Putin only makes it better

9:17am redkayak:

Okay.....I have papers to grade.....later folks!

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9:18am Ken:

Addition? I cant figure out why everybody photoshopped him out of it.

9:18am People Like Us:

Hi Ken :)))

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9:19am Ken:

Hi PLU! Cant wait for our drive to the UK NO-Go zone in two weeks!

9:19am Polyus:

That explains all these recent Russian incursions into European airspace I've been reading about.

9:20am People Like Us:

I know, I hope you have your disguise ready

9:22am Tome:

good morning fearless leader and everyone

9:25am SeanG:

love muuro

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9:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

My idea for this week is that there should be some WFMU flags that people could buy. Those nylon decorative flags like people hang on their porches in the summertime; usually with images of flowers or ladybugs. I'd like to fly the Woof Moo logo in my yard.

9:26am kuba:

oh hey, people like us! the transmediale show was great fun, thank you!

9:27am People Like Us:

oh, glad you liked it Kuba

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9:27am Ken:

Ken from HP, I love that idea! Flags with the woof-moo logo.

9:27am People Like Us:

I like the idea of WFMU flags

9:28am βrian:

Are there any thongs amongst the choices of marathon swag?

9:28am Tome:

....agrees with the above wholeheartedly

9:29am Tome:

... agrees with the above of the above wholeheartedly

9:29am People Like Us:

bunting flags that say w-f-m-u then wfmu picture in nice bright colours

9:30am βrian:

In university towns, fans of one spurt or another fly flags on their car aerials. WF-MU would be a pleasant alternative.

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9:31am Webhamster Henry:

Muuro in Slo-mo!

9:31am People Like Us:

a wfmu smelly wf-mu dog scent hangy thing for the car

9:32am βrian:

Perhaps a semaphore mascot for the station ...

9:32am huhu:

wfmu car air freshener

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9:32am Webhamster Henry:

There have been WFMU in-scent-ives in past marathons!

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9:33am Webhamster Henry:

Sadly, the scratch-n-sniff map of NJ never came off. (Yes, still waitingfor mine)

9:33am βrian:

Wrong demographic re the air fresheners.

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9:34am Ken:

Yeah, we did a WFMU Air Freshener and it almost killed me it was so toxic. I picked them up at the factory, drove 'em back to WFMU and grew an extra limb.

9:35am mauri:

Ken, but was it fresh?

9:36am People Like Us:

Ken, our cat hates this music right now, his ears are back

9:36am Brendan:

Hi Ken,
Just tuning in to the sounds of Russian troll baby. Thanks for keeping it scary.

9:36am People Like Us:

yes we buy air fresheners then I get a migraine then we throw them in the bin

9:36am βrian:

Now, a perfume-free air freshener might work.

9:36am bobdoesthings:

good morning

9:37am f߉f߉ (:

From the intertubes:

" Tipi & Silvester Stallone
Finnish psychedelic folk from the late 80's. Casios, ancient finnish instruments, wacky lyrics alternating between scatologic and genuinely touching. "

I'd be great to listen to their genuinely touching songs too.

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9:37am Rich in Washington:

there was a news story recently about someone making music scientifically designed for cats.
my cats weren't convinced.

9:40am βrian:

WFMU sole inserts?

9:40am Brendan:

Wet dogs are natural air fresheners. So are 99 cats in one house.

9:41am cory:

wfmu waterpipes?

9:42am cory:

* for tobacco use only

9:44am huhu:

piano player looks like he's tickling the ivories with some balls in his hands.

9:45am Lizardner Dave:

Can't wait for Ken to say "Schlammpeitzger".

9:47am gower champion:

NJ wrong state for air fresheners

9:47am SeanG:

schlamm and khlam

9:49am f߉f߉ (:

I know how to pronounce Schlammpeitziger!

Schla - It's pronounced as 'chalk'
Mmpeit - is prononced as 'amputee'
Ziger - pronounced as 'zinger'

'Chalk-amputee-zinger'

9:51am f߉f߉ (:

Hey, people! It's Dean Deacon! The man that brought us Crystal Cat!!!

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9:53am Ken:

f0f0 I challenge. Where is Guido?!

9:53am kuba:

@fifi, if it was spelled Tschokämpiutiesinger, you would be correct

9:54am jan:

Liking this "Learning to Relax" track.

9:55am Asheville Jon:

I love animals. THEY TASTE GREAT!

9:57am Asheville Jon:

Ken, when is the next video show going to be?

9:58am f߉f߉ (:

But that IS the correct pronounciation of Schlammpeitziger...in Tagalog. I guess I should have said that before.

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9:59am Guido from Cologne:

Guido is @ work at his new job and unfortunately not able to listen live.

10:03am f߉f߉ (:

kuba,

If I have a band I'll name it Tschokämpiutiesinger. If fans can't pronounce it i''ll add the " & Silvester Stallone", as a safe pronounciation option.

10:03am Brendan:

Pep rally

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10:04am Guido from Cologne:

Allright I can listen to a little bit.
But currently I have no real idea how far the social media restrictions go here, i know that there are some.

10:05am Okasa:

Sorry to check in so late, but a quick "Hail!" to Commissar Ken and to all the loyal WFMU party faithful. Hail Yes!

10:06am common:

well done ken

10:07am βrian:

Medium rare ken.

10:07am Brendan:

Pat Boone was a key player in the Cambodian Psychedelic Scene

10:08am Correction:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8nGNbk7oQ were the first not Nena Hagen

10:10am Sem Chumbo:

Until he hijacked Pol's pot, @Brendan.

10:11am Pappy With A Khaki Sweatband:

Where's that 'Canada can't' sample from?

10:11am Marcel M:

And then the drugs kick in...

10:11am People Like Us:

there's some old woman playing along with this song in the left speaker

10:12am People Like Us:

Nihilist Spasm Band, Pappy

10:13am Marcel M:

Sea of Caucus.. hehehe.

10:14am Murakami Whywolf:

Not Nina Hagen, The Tubes: they're not shouting 'Ich/Sie glotz' /glotzt TV' (thanks, Google).

10:14am gower champion:

A Sea of Caucasians separates Jersey City from us here in Newark.

10:15am Asheville Jon:

is she saying "cut diamonds" or "god dammit"?

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10:17am Ken:

Nihilist Pappy Band, Spasm

10:17am Rico Youngblood:

Looks like the Sea of Elitists separates Columbia Island from CUNY Island.

10:19am Michael:

Nihilist Robert Stack

10:20am Asheville Jon:

YEAH!!!! HALL AND OATES!!!!!!

10:20am Listening Out There:

Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold Blue Black White Gold

10:21am Wendy del Formaggio:

Haulin' oats! I love them.

10:21am Kneecole:

Old school cool <3

10:21am oks:

wow wow wow hall and oates :D!!!

10:22am egal:

One of the last keyboard driven pop songs.

10:22am DJ Mysterious Mystery:

WOWOWOWOWOWOW I'm singing out loud to this. Thanks a lot!

10:22am f߉f߉ (:

Ken, you love Hall and Oates, don't you? There's a SSD obscure old episode where you confess this. It's ok, nothing to be ashemed of, it's not embarrasing. We all love Hall and Oates.

10:22am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Is this yacht rock?

10:22am emdot_ambient:

This song only makes sense when heard after Half Japanese.

10:22am Asheville Jon:

kinda surprised at this, as Ken said he would never play h&o on his show.

10:22am common:

my first concert

10:23am Brendan:

This song begs for soundneffects

10:23am pappywithakhakisweatband:

Ken: Thanks ... should have guessed ... "No Canada!" .... looks like they are still at it www.thisainthollywood.ca...

10:23am Sem Chumbo:

The .gif has a certain je ne c est quoi, as well.

10:24am People Like Us:

Yay, Ken's playing Hall and Oates

10:24am GeesyCreesy:

Speaking of Hall and Oates, my favorite collection of covers is The Bird and the Bee's Interpreting the Masters Volume 1: A Tribute to Hall and Oates. I still revisit it.

10:24am Pappy With A Khaki Sweatband:

Ballin Oates soundcloud.com...

10:25am cobradan:

I am from Philly and Hall and Oates are never to be played in my auditory range. It is not fucking FUNNY. HALL AND OATES IS FUCKING AWFUL. NEVER EVER EVER FUCKING PLAY THEM AGAIN.

10:26am Chris M.:

wow, this Grin song is so great.

10:26am cobradan:

I can't donate to your show since you played them.

10:26am Asheville Jon:

hmm, next thing you know Ken will be playing David Gates & Bread on his show!

10:27am f߉f߉ (:

@ cobradan.

Oh, dear.

10:27am YETI BOB:

Ken: Other than Jilly Boel, are there any artists who are banned from WFMU airplay?

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10:28am Ken:

I hear you Cobradan. Which song do you wanna hear, Rich Girl, or Sara Smile? Your choice.

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10:28am Webhamster Henry:

So Ken, has one of H&O become a serial killer? Because I recall a staff meeting that specifically stated that the only reason not to weed their records would be if one of them died or became a serial killer.

10:28am Asheville Jon:

SARAH SMILE!!!!

10:28am cobradan:

Nice Klammmm as a pallete cleanser.

10:29am Roberto:

Me gusta esta version.

10:29am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

sinfonía agridulce

10:29am Kneecole:

I really like this journey we're on this morning

10:29am Brendan:

Ken es un hombre spectacular.

10:30am common:

great record cover!

10:30am GeesyCreesy:

Sarah Smile and Rich Girl at the same time. You can be just like GirlTalk or something.

10:31am cobradan:

Wait this isn't Klamm is Mexican Institute Of Sound related to them.

10:31am Brendan:

Frijoles para mi compadres. No air freshener.

10:31am βrian:

Brigitte et Jane? Épatant !

10:31am f߉f߉ (:

People, pleeeaase!!

You're Spanish is atruciously !

Repeat after my:

I have a bleu cat - 'Yo la tengo'

10:32am Marcel M:

Woahhhhh! Hey Ja

10:33am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

This cover is 1000 times better than the original.

10:33am derbridge world wide:

tasty

10:33am Marcel M:

I am sauce.. haha

@Jennique: Agreed!

10:34am Whosondephone:

HA... HA... Ha... Ha... Ha...

10:34am Roberto:

Shake it in a manner in which a Polaroid picture ought not be shaken.

10:37am Dan B From Upstate:

The David Lee Roth over the Hey Ya make me want to ask if you'll play some of the David Lee Roth singing along with two hours of Love Train. That's quality.

10:38am egal:

The Stanfurd band alienates Cal grads fyi.

10:38am Dean:

Do you have to plug it in? Because if you have to plug it in it won't work. That's just a fact of life when it comes to electronics.

10:39am Marcel M:

I feel that way about every 2 weeks of my life

10:42am sphere:

WFMU: The only station who describes their marathon as a "potlatch on ayahuasca."

10:42am asm1582:

alienating Cal grads is a good policy in general

10:42am βrian:

Calvin has grads? Does Hobbes know?

10:43am Dean:

Try the angelic voice.

10:43am egal:

asm1582: I will calmly overlook your comment and carry on :(

10:44am Dean:

Graduating California aliens is a good policy, too.

10:45am sphere:

hear hear, Dean.

10:46am asm1582:

egal: wise choice - you were no doubt pleased that ken referred to them as the "Leland Stanford, Jr. High School" band

10:46am Marcel M:

Hookworms be playing soon

10:46am Okasa:

@f߉f߉ Ha!! The only Spanish I know, is "Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas." I believe it to mean "Which way to the tobacconist."

10:47am MD:

marathon madness is on the way!!!

10:48am MD:

calling all soldiers of the FREEFORM!!!

10:48am egal:

asm1582: I am pleased.

10:48am MD:

WE MUST muster AROUND THE vILLAGE gREEN!!!

10:49am asm1582:

always wanted to know how to say hovercraft en espanol

10:49am Planet Tyler:

The Hookworms are SO GOOD. And they are playing the Austin Psych Fest, which looks terrific.

10:50am Asheville Jon:

" Ken:
Kurt. I would NEVER play Hall and Oates. "
Wed. 6/6/12 9:58am

10:51am Asheville Jon:

;) wfmu.org...

10:52am f߉f߉ (:

Captain Spanish to the rescue of asm1582!

Hovercraft = 'Aerodeslizador'.

10:53am Marcel M:

Conmigo, contigo... divertido!

10:54am amEdeo:

Gifs are good for your health.

10:54am f߉f߉ (:

Never is a funny word, isn't it Asheville Jon?

10:54am Asheville Jon:

it sure is f߉f߉

10:57am Sem Chumbo:

@Okasa: hehehe.

11:01am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Leonard Nimoy! I was such a fan of the show "In Search Of"

11:02am Asheville Jon:

In Search Of was great.

11:02am Sem Chumbo:

I wanna learn how to play wheelcover like that blonde.

11:02am Brian C.:

Perfect spock gif

11:03am Parq:

the Space Hippies Jam Session bit is one of my favorite Spock scenes too -- that and the "unquestionably -- right!" scene from "Piece of the Action".

11:03am People Like Us:

I sampled him singing in Star Trek on a PLU album - "Bitter Dregs": mediamogul.seas.upenn.edu...

11:04am KOTJ:

I read Henderson the Rain King by Saul Bellow last fall. Henderson takes his plane ride to Africa and contemplates how he has looked at clouds from both sides.....I wonder if....whatever.

11:04am f߉f߉ (:

Sorry for the misunderstanding, asm1582.. Captain Spanish didn't noticed Okasa's comment because he was too busy fighting off Nazi Grammars.

11:04am Carmichael:

Heya Kenneth and devout followers.

11:05am Okasa:

@Sem Chumbo: Hehehe!

11:05am Doctor Severin:

Spock lived in his own self-made purgatory, like everyone. His was no worse than anyone else's.

11:06am Parq:

Preach, brother.

11:06am Asheville Jon:

hey ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ
www.youtube.com...

11:06am still b/p:

For those about to Spock...we won't mute you.

11:07am Skirkie:

I made a negative comment about Nimoy singing on Michael Shelley's show once and he called me an idiot.

I still enjoyed the song.

11:07am MD:

"BITTER DREGGS!!!!" Nemoy at his BEST!!!

11:07am Asheville Jon:

ken's greatest hits?
dr. bootygrabber
corn weenie

11:08am Alexander the Dwarf:

Be wary young maidens and value your wine

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11:10am Ken:

No John, those tunes aren't even in the top 100.

11:10am YETI BOB:

can't hang with the manson, sorry

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11:11am Vivian:

Is this Charlie singing with Squeaky and the gang?

11:11am f߉f߉ (:

I used to think Spock was the past tense conjugation of Speak. I spock, you spock, etc. Perhaps that would explain why I'm not known as Captain English!

11:12am kuba:

hey ken, i just half-overheard the bit about you getting notified about song favoritings; is this live? can you see us clicking the stars as you the songs are playing?

11:12am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@Asheville Jon: Thanks! Those shows always blew my mind as a kid. I almost don't want to re-watch them with my cynical adult mind.

11:12am Mike Noble:

marathon = all tonetta. get our wallets nice and lubricated

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11:13am Ken:

Vivan - yes it was. Kuba, we can but most dont. I dont watch it happen live because its too distracting.

11:16am βrian:

I think bifurcated WFMU mittens would work as a swag item. The 'W' on the fingers, the 'FMU' in the palm. I can already see the WFMU salutes by passersby on the street.

11:17am Asheville Jon:

ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ it could be interesting to watch to see how the paranoia and predictions of the past never came to be.

11:17am efd:

speaking of David Lee Roth, someone put his isolated vocals on top of an excerpt of a Can track: soundcloud.com...

11:17am efd:

(p.s. - thanks for the show promo, Ken!)

11:17am Dan B From Upstate:

Good ol Satanicpornoculshop...

11:18am f߉f߉ (:

I heard they are changing their name to Satanicpornocultonlineshop to reach a global audience.

11:18am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Okay this is NOT better than the original.
@Asheville Jon - you have a point there.

11:19am βrian:

I just realized … that baby animal? It was a tribble!

11:21am bobdoesthings:

times like these I get the urge to pull the plug on my headphones "accidentally" and let WFMU blast out - and really freak out all the squares at work!

11:21am still b/p:

Did that turn it into a kinda skiffle Bee Gees?

11:21am People Like Us:

what was the time compressed thing?

11:23am f߉f߉ (:

What?! I always thought this song was sung by Nina Simone

11:24am bobdoesthings:

the gif for satanicpornocultshop is working well with this beat.. haha

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11:25am Ken:

PLU, that was Chris T's remix of the Bee Gee's "How Do You Mend a Broken Heart"

11:26am Wilson K:

FCC be damned!

11:27am People Like Us:

did that lady say the poo word?

11:29am chris:

ahem, nothing to hear here... she said ship, shi*p*... yeah, we're certain... we're pretty certain, anyway.. carry on..

11:29am People Like Us:

I like The Kleptones version of this on his Night at the Hiphopera

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11:29am Ken:

Goldurnit, that was supposed to have been a clean track. Shootmeinthefuckingfacefuckitallitsnotmyfaultcantcanadacant

11:30am People Like Us:

you're just trying to get banned from the marathon

11:30am People Like Us:

so you can go to your frozen lake house

11:30am Whosondephone:

DAMN!

11:32am jamesie:

its gold its blue its white its black

11:32am Brendan:

HerbAlpertalizer

11:34am Dan B From Upstate:

I wonder if there's a doubt of any sort.

11:35am northguineahills:

Nice one, Brendan! (I'd listen)

11:35am MD:

the rolling stones LLC...

11:36am f߉f߉ (:

HerbAlbertlizer - The Lonely Bull with an Agenda

We just need to mash them up, send it to WFMU, wait for them to play it in Radio Boredom and sit back and enjoy.

11:36am coelacanth:

hello, Ken.

11:36am northguineahills:

(I do have Evolution Control Committee remixing Public Enemy w/ Herb Alpert.)

11:37am f߉f߉ (:

Did I said Radio Boredom?HahAha

I mean to say Radio Boredcast.

Damn yuo autokarract!

11:39am common:

yes!!!

11:39am f߉f߉ (:

Baby Animal is not dead!!!

11:40am Sometimes Jasmine:

YESSSSSS!!!

11:41am Michael:

Pizza gif + Ken = comma zero

11:41am βrian:

The fool! There are no backslashes in URLs!

11:41am dale:

good to know that isn't a chicago style thick crust.

11:42am Jeff:

No! It's too early for Baby Animal!

Even if there's a pseni-in-a-box there, too.

11:42am Dan B From Upstate:

What are those horrible things they're doing to the pisseni?

11:43am Dan B From Upstate:

This might actually be the mash up from hell.

11:43am Carmichael:

That's not a pizza! No pineapple ...

11:43am Sem Chumbo:

*suspended Congress* Now, that's obscene.

11:44am coelacanth:

i really want pizza.

11:44am Brendan:

Damnit i'm trying to transcribe the url

11:45am bobdoesthings:

@brendan,, me too.. what do you have after comma zero comma zero comma ??

11:45am f߉f߉ (:

I once tried to type in the Porn for the Blind URL.

I had to pause and rewind a lot because he spells it very fast.

When I finally fully typed it I received a 404.

Lesson learned. Don't trust blind helpers.

11:46am Sam:

Music designed by scientists for cats:
http://musicforcats.com/21-listen.htm

11:46am dale:

can't there be a site for milady? big anchovie pizza?

11:46am coelacanth:

1 800 PIZZA,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0

11:48am Mark S:

pornfortheblind.org

11:49am f߉f߉ (:

Hey! pizza,0,0,0 is my password. But I won't tell you my username. And it is not drbootygrabber (it was already taken).

11:52am Sem Chumbo:

Thx, Ken, for this Terry Riley, the rest of the show, and the yucks, intended or not. Marathon on, Ken!

11:52am Kat in Chicago:

In C making a bad morning at work much better.

11:54am jan:

Yes- Terry Riley! And a sample of Penguin Cafe Orchestra. Boy, that brings me back.

11:54am coelacanth:

mine's chitterlings,0,0,0

11:55am Kat in Chicago:

scary pizza gifs

11:55am Carmichael:

This is like the 5th time I've heard Riley this week on FMU.

11:55am coelacanth:

i'm cured! ...i don't want pizza anymore.

11:57am f߉f߉ (:

Thank you very mucho, Ken! It was an amazing show as usual. I specially liked the Mr Spock singing bit.

Till next episode, everyone! Take care!

11:57am coelacanth:

(i dont eat sausage anyway.)

11:57am Asheville Jon:

wait. it's over already?
oh well, only 6 hours until 7SD

11:57am common:

agreed fofo

11:58am Brendan:

Its almost lunchtime here in Maryland and i can safely say that sausage pizza will not be on the menu. Perhaps some sushi (queue the Fee Waybill). Ken great show. I look forward to emptying my pockets in exchange for bootleg Khlam cds next week.

11:58am coelacanth:

Thank you Ken for a wonderful 45 minutes + archives.

11:58am pocket vito:

I'll usually pay a few bucks more and order pizza from the place where it's not sentient and talking. It's worth it.

11:59am coelacanth:

sooooossshhhiiiii

12:00pm bobdoesthings:

THANKSKEN!!

12:00pm f߉f߉ (:

P.S.

I also loved today's clickbait show title!

12:00pm Sam:

Is there any way to turn Andy into a talking pizza if you reach your goal?

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12:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Fly, woodpecker, fly! Take Putin with you!

12:04pm Murakami Whywolf:

I'm going to bet that the Japanese cult in question were either Soka Gakkai or Nichiren Shoshu International.

1:53pm granmaa hans:

Hi Ken, great show! Can anyone suggest the best place online to find stuff by Leland Stanford Junior Marching Band? Ta

1:53am mary:

Wed, March 11 approx 2 a.m. Is Ken still available for adoption?
Can one adopt ken and andy on 7ss delay for 365 , or is it 730 to adopt the duo?