WFMU: Hits From The Crypt: Playlist from February 21, 2014

Listener comments!
	9:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Snow is melting....it's heating up!
	9:01am Guido (Cologne): Hello Keili and everyone!
	9:04am glenn: woohoo!
	9:06am common: hello keili, ken, guido, glenn! Friday!!!
	9:06am KRYPT: Whaddup Keili, I bet you're a bit Scottish no?
	9:06am P-90: Hi Keili and everyone @Ken: it's 37F and 0 mph in Manhattan, which feels mad warm at this point, yeah everything's drippin and slippin
	9:07am Ken From Hyde Park: Congratulations on your heart, Guido. I won't have funds until March.
	9:07am chris: Hi Keili, Hi everyone time for some tunes!
	9:09am Keili: Hey everybody! Let's start this weekend right! Make sure to catch my live set and interview with Flagland in about an hour and a half! @KRYPT - that's a whole half of me! My name is supposed to have a dh at the end (Keilidh)!
	9:11am chris echolalia radio: Keili's beastin Keilidh. Now that would be a dance event!!!
	9:14am P-90: Ah-ha, that's where "Keili" comes from, it's unmistakably Scots-Gaelic with the "dh" in place
	9:14am bibi: hi all. guido, you dont stick anymore to yr guten tzag ? schade.
	9:17am Guido (Cologne): Guten TZAG Bibi! I did the TZAG already this morning. But an extra TZAG especially for you!
	9:18am bill k: This is a great set already.
	9:18am common: is she talking about patton oswald in this tune? i'm having hearing troubles.
	9:20am KP: Super start, Keili
	9:22am mike east: I am so grateful it is Friday... But I forgot my headphones again so I'll have tune out for the bus trip. Dang.
	9:23am Keili: @p-90 - yup yuppp! @KP - thank you! <3 @mike east - aw it's no problem! Just glad you're here!
	9:24am KRYPT: @Keili, knewed it! Greeting from the old country.
	9:26am Bob in DC and/or VA: Howdy Keili and all Beasters everywhere!
	9:27am northguineahills: heavy head nodding to Keili's gnod.
	9:28am mike east: There is no more welcoming show on wfmu than this one. Remember that next week...with your wallet
	9:29am braveness23: B23 here! Hi Keili
	9:29am jeg: what s her facebook again?
	9:30am DANNY PRYOR!!!: Knock knock. Who's there? Your friend.
	9:30am tombom: do you have a cold? i hope it goes away soon if you do!! sorry i only just tuned in but woo yeah keili
	9:31am Guido (Cologne): best source for Capsule-LP in Europe?
	9:32am bibi: the title fits the tune, and thats a good point.
	9:33am chris echolalia radio: Flemmish Royality?
	9:34am Keili: @mike east - Aw wow! <3 @tombom - aw thank you tomzbomz! @jeg - D.j. Keili Wfmu @Danny - BROO
	9:35am bibi: frédéric d'helsinge will pop up soon, a bit disappointed maybe. suomi just lost to sweden, sorry for that frédéric.
	9:35am Joshua K: Hola Amigos
	9:35am Keili: @chris - I try to avoid phlegm-related words
	9:35am Keili: hey anyone know how to pronounce this? haha: Naadyn - Förstår Mig
	9:35am Alessia: Hi Keili, and everybody!
	9:36am Keili: Hi Alessia! Hi Joshua K!
	9:37am chris: @Keili I was trying to play on Belgian - My Fail
	9:37am Cheri Pi: Keili, I AM here and checking in, otherwise working quietly behind the scenes.
	9:38am tim from champaign: Howdy!
	9:38am KRYPT: Phlegmatic (not ha!) Aristocracy :)
	9:38am Joshua K: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
	9:39am Joshua K: ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
	9:39am Cheri Pi: Förstår Mig ="fishtole may" is what it sounds like when the google translate lady says it. translate.google.com...
	9:39am Keili: Yay Cheri!
	9:39am bibi: joshua's phonetic proposal seems relevant.
	9:41am Cheri Pi: Naadyn = Noddin'
	9:42am tim from champaign: Keili - do you have any jokes? I've been out of the loop and haven't heard any in a long time. This is the only one I got and it's scraping the bottom of the barrel. I asked my friend's 4 year old son to tell me a joke and he said "Why did T Rexes eat meat? Because they were meat eaters."
	9:43am Keili: @tim - omg I'm in love with that joke though
	9:44am tombom: that's a good joke. i love that sort of joke
	9:45am Rev. Turnip Druid: I shall name my first capybara Fishtole May.
	9:46am glenn: so, three irish guys walk out of a bar....
	9:46am tim from champaign: @glenn -.....yeeeesssssss?
	9:46am Keili: @glenn - they do?
	9:47am bibi: i got it, it's a french song by polnareff sampled very very slowly. smart.
	9:47am tim from champaign: My favorite joke to tell while I'm in a bar is "So a guy walks into a bar and there he is!"
	9:48am tim from champaign: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
	9:48am Toots: Helen Keller walked into a bar... and a stool... and a table...
	9:49am Joshua K: A guy walks into a bar and he says "Ow!"
	9:49am bibi: @tim the one with the kangaroo is cute too.
	9:51am glenn: see, it's funny because everybody knows once an irish guy walks into a bar, he's there forever. honestly, you people.
	9:51am glenn: :)
	9:51am Cheri Pi: good one Joshua
	9:51am tim from champaign: good one Josh! bibi- oh yeah, that's a good variation.
	9:53am KRYPT: What is the difference between a dynastic firstborn son and and a gorilla's mom?
	9:53am Guido (Cologne): Very old European joke: "Mum! I don't want to go to America!" "Shut up and keep swimming."
	9:54am Joshua K: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
	9:54am bibi: well, its a good one but i dont remeber it, help me.
	9:54am KRYPT: One is an "Heir apparent" and the other is a "Hairy parent"
	9:55am bibi: had to google it "A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says That'll be $15. The kangaroo takes the money out of his pouch , pays the bartender and sits there quietly sipping his beer. After a while the bartender says You know, we don't get many kangaroos in here. The kangaroo replies At these prices, I'm not suprised."
	9:55am Alessia: All the jokes I know are politically not correct and I can't share them with you..
	9:55am glenn: what did the guy say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill, wearing sunglasses?
	9:58am glenn: nothing. he didn't recognize them.
	9:58am bibi: alessia, your church sex jokes are way too indecent for us ;)
	9:58am northguineahills: I like where this set is going.... fun!
	9:58am common: Heehee! Good one, glenn!
	9:58am monodons: The person that wrote the Pearl & Dean music walks into a BARRRRBARRRRBARBARBARBARBABABARBARRRRRBARBARBARRRRRRRRRRBAR!
	9:58am glenn: i can't think of a single politically correct joke that IS funny, so fire away.
	9:59am common: i only know one joke, but it's too long.
	10:00am tim from champaign: @guido and glenn - excellent! @bibi - oh! I see. A whole different joke. Nice. A carrot walks into a bar and orders a hamburger. The bartender says "Sorry but we don't serve food here."
	10:02am glenn: There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!" The farmer looked puzzled and replied, "What's time to a pig?"
	10:04am tim from champaign: Damn - that's deep, glenn.
	10:07am glenn: and funny.
	10:07am Alessia: After 12 years a slave I don't feel like joking again.
	10:08am Guido (Cologne): ... scored out 'O', don't pronounce ...
	10:09am Alessia: But-hey! I know this: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
	10:10am Danne D: Yay :) Hi Keili :) Hi Everyone :)
	10:10am Joshua K: Its so much work choosing all that dj swag
	10:10am glenn: nothing?
	10:11am glenn: how do you start a blonde out in small business?
	10:12am Keili: I love all your jokes guys. I've missed them so much. You're all wonderful geniuses. Danne D!!
	10:12am Alessia: No well..you inflate it, Glenn.
	10:13am glenn: give her a big business.
	10:15am Alessia: I really liked that glenn. Well done.
	10:17am Guido (Cologne): ... kinda budhist pig joke (just read) ...
	10:18am bibi: in case you didnt notice, check out my id pic. im virtually blond. but im not belgian.
	10:20am glenn: thanks. i'm here all week. try the buffet.
	10:20am Alessia: AT LEAST you are not Belgian. Just joking, I love belgium, it's like the land of hobbits to me.
	10:22am Sean: A woman walks into a bar and the bartender asks her what she would like. She replies "I am in the mood for a double entendre", so he gives it to her.
	10:22am glenn: fucking belgians. they ruin everything. well, except for waffles.
	10:22am chris: nice nice nice! Love the last couple o tracKs
	10:24am tim from champaign: Man, if I ever decide to cash in my chips and drink and eat myself into oblivion, I'm heading to Belgium.
	10:24am Alessia: Nice version!
	10:25am LovecraftDude888: in hell today...no sense of humor...I moved to new apt. in early December, and nothing but fucking NOISE since....some assholes moved out around other side of bldg. and renovations and LOUD LOUD since, esp. the past few days and today I thought my walls were gonna collapse. I'm really pissed off. Cannot sleep..cannot rest....wishing I hadn't moved at all. This sucks, folks. L.I. is DUMB DUMB DUMB
	10:25am Danne D: now I want waffles all of a sudden :(
	10:25am bibi: actually, i really like belgians at music. nearly as much as japanese.
	10:26am LovecraftDude888: I'm ready to shoot some Belgian bullets through the wall right now....or at least AK-47s
	10:26am Keili: @lovecraft - oh no :( :( :( I love you, though!
	10:26am pierre: Belgium is fantastic for sense of humor AND music (and carbonade)
	10:28am glenn: it's funny -i spend all week making insane amounts of noise being a carpenter, but if my neighbour mows his lawn on the weekend, i want to kill him.
	10:28am LovecraftDude888: Keili...thanks. I'm not having a good week here, but today took the cake. 8 a.m....right off, massive massive noise. still going on now prob. all day long and Sat. too. I was gonna go out to see APB tonight in Suffolk but I doubt it...I can't even relax here. Better off going and sleeping in car.
	10:28am Alessia: They are really good at music because Belgium is boring and there's nothing else to do.
	10:28am LovecraftDude888: Glenn..haha!
	10:29am Alessia: Ciao Pierre!
	10:31am Cork: yes flagland is awesome!
	10:31am nickybones: Antwerp is cool, though!
	10:31am Alessia: Keili how did you get to know WOW?
	10:32am tim from champaign: @Alessia - even drinking Belgian beer and eating awesome Belgian cheese and chocolates?
	10:33am Cork: flagland had justin bievers mug shot as their twitter main photo for like a week and at first i thought i had followed justin biber i almost took myself to the asylum
	10:35am LovecraftDude888: then I dunno who will end up moving in around the way later on....I hate apts. I'm ready to move to a park bench.
	10:37am Alessia: @tim and let's not forget they DOUBLE fry french fries! If I think about it twice Belgium doesn't look so bad.
	10:37am LovecraftDude888: Glenn...I'm ready to hire you and spend $2000 to soundproof this whole apt.
	10:38am Keili: @alessia - happy internet accident!
	10:39am common: tim: belgian beersies? mmmmm.
	10:39am Alessia: @Lovecraft this might be a stupid question but have you tried talking to them about all the noise and stuff?
	10:39am Joshua K: Hooray for the internet ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／
	10:40am LovecraftDude888: although it won't help this noise./I can't even eat french fries anymore too much fat and carbs for me....mizzable
	10:40am Keili: @lovecraft - waitwaitwaitwait... you "can't eat french fries"?? What does that mean? It would seem we've got a bigger problem to deal with.
	10:41am LovecraftDude888: what the new co./landlord mgmt.? nah, I spoke to the super. two weeks ago already and he was just like we're renovating this unit and another one downstairs opposite side, and between 8-4 p.m. every day or almost...no idea how long it'll go on. another month I bet.
	10:41am LovecraftDude888: I was told i supp. have Type 2 Diabetes last August....but it's not that severe. #s not super high. Im' managing it.
	10:42am Rev. Turnip Druid: Tornado watch for DC! WHEEEEEEE!!!!
	10:42am LovecraftDude888: so as far as apt., nothing I can do, a couple of idiots moved out after New year's they were jerks anyway...complained about one CD I had on low here cause walls thin and no soundproofing at all. So absurd. I hate this shit.
	10:42am LovecraftDude888: Tornado watch..great!
	10:43am LovecraftDude888: I'm getting off soon to go bang my head against wall.....then maybe back on WFMU later today if I have the energy. Uncool day.
	10:43am chris: @bibi Flemmish Royality
	10:44am Rev. Turnip Druid: Tornadoes: Makes sense. After all that cold, 65 degrees today. So clearly the earth needs to throw up. Right here.
	10:45am glenn: truth be told, it's physically impossible to soundproof something 100%, and it would also cost more like about 75k. also, i don't have a green card.
	10:45am tim from champaign: @Alessia - oh yeah! I forgot about the DOUBLE fried frying technique. now I want some double fried fries.
	10:46am Greg from Bloomfield: I am pro-Flagland.
	10:47am LovecraftDude888: Glenn: Yeah true..esp. an apt. 75K ok...not happening. ah well. well construction like this you can't even filter it out...the walls have been banging and vibrating super loud all day so far here. I dunno what they were doing..knocking one down?
	10:48am Alessia: Btw have you heard about The Van Pelt reunion?
	10:50am LovecraftDude888: i read these apts. from 1964 and they've been renovating heavily the past 2 yrs. here. So...that figures. turnover and upgrading.
	10:52am glenn: who knows? any work much beyond painting or installing new fixtures means a certain amount of demolition. to alessia's question - work makes noise. you can't avoid it, but there are pretty strict guidelines you have to follow - i.e., you are only allowed to work between 8:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m., or something like that, depending on where you are.
	10:53am Mike East: Alright, I made it! Just in time to catch some live rawk!
	10:54am LovecraftDude888: i haven't even turned on stream since it's just more noise....lemme go rest....lay there...back later, friends. yeah he said 8 a.m.-5 p.m. most days, I'm assuming they won't be done over there till later March. I dunno. and then have to worry who moves in around the way here. Stiffs.
	10:55am LovecraftDude888: i can hear guy on other side of wall banging at wall with a ball peen hammer or something like that....mallet hammers, etc. nice. I was gonna get light soundproofing tiles and things wall hangings but it won't do much good here.
	10:58am LovecraftDude888: hearing circ. saws, too. heehee landlords never tell you when this is gonna happen..someone moves out, they just go right in and start work all that matters is $. I know from experience.
	10:59am LovecraftDude888: sorry Keili...gonna get off and get back on later if the noise subsides..if not...not. have a good Friday all and wish me luck!
	11:00am LovecraftDude888: I just hope a bolt doesn't get shot right thru wall and into my head
	11:00am jt: I like how these guys shred and thats from an old grumpy dude.
	11:00am LovecraftDude888: might be better off...gonna shred landlords haha
	11:03am glenn: well, i'm sorry, but as long as they have all the permits and follow the letter of the law, they're well within their rights to improve their property. you're gonna have to suck it up.
	11:06am Keili: @lovecraft - sorry :(! Have a wonderful weekend!
	11:12am tim from champaign: I say "sweatin' like a mofo" or sweatin' like a mug".
	11:14am some other guy: I think horses are the only animals that sweat basically just like people, rather than in some weird way.
	11:27am Guido (Cologne): Girl-section. Instant star-click.
	11:29am Joshua K: (ノ^_^)ノ (ノ^o^)ノ(ノ^_^)ノ (ノ^o^)ノ(ノ^_^)ノ (ノ^o^)ノ
	11:41am Mike East: digging this set
	11:44am chris: Small Wonder what a beautiful song. Love it
	11:45am JosephTeilhard: Keili: I love your curation. What inspires and guides your music selection?
	11:47am Keili: @joseph - my parents started it. and then it's all driven by my feels. and my attitude.
	11:47am Keili: @joseph - and bands who play all-ages shows all around the world and are also nice.
	11:48am JosephTeilhard: wow you're so well adjusted. haha ;)
	11:49am JosephTeilhard: great stuff.
	11:49am Keili: thanks so much!
	11:50am maestroso: Keilidh (I love that spelling) I second Joseph's sentiments. Great show.
	11:51am Guido (Cologne): Luckily we do not have the ages thing that strict over here, as far as the venue is non smoking and spectators under 18 come with one parent.
	11:58am Guido (Cologne): Missed certain parts of the show, but as always enjoyed! Thanks Keili! CU next week!
	11:59am Joshua K: I liked these musics
	12:21am Caleb: woohoo!!! Spanish to English https://spanishto-english.com/
	12:22am Peyton: Hello everyone!!! bullet force http://bulletforcegame.com/

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February 21, 2014: feat. Flagland!

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Dean Turner	Beastin' The Airwaves! Jingle	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Duck Sauce	Barbra Streisand (DJ Keili RMX)
anamanaguchi	Beastin' The Airwaves! Jingle	0:00:37 (Pop-up)
Michael Jordan	Beastin' The Airwaves! Jingle	0:00:43 (Pop-up)
Capsule	DELETE "DELETE" by "Capsule"	0:01:20 (Pop-up)
Monogamy	SVVEET NVTHING "SVVEET NVTHING" by "Monogamy"	0:07:27 (Pop-up)
Ghost Planet	The Clear Light "The Clear Light" by "Ghost Planet"	0:12:35 (Pop-up)
Blvck Ceiling	Body Electric "Body Electric" by "Blvck Ceiling"	0:15:57 (Pop-up)
Lesphinxx	Chill Kill "Chill Kill" by "Lesphinxx"	0:19:56 (Pop-up)

BATHAUS	Gaze Way "Gaze Way" by "BATHAUS"	0:30:23 (Pop-up)
Naadyn	Förstår Mig "Förstår Mig" by "Naadyn"	0:34:39 (Pop-up)
Black Rainbovv	LUV ME/PLS LUV ME "LUV ME/PLS LUV ME" by "Black Rainbovv"	0:45:35 (Pop-up)
MØ	Say You'll Be There "Say You'll Be There" by "MØ"	0:53:23 (Pop-up)
Lakutis	Mumra (prod. Spvce) "Mumra (prod. Spvce)" by "Lakutis"	0:56:59 (Pop-up)
Devin KKenny	dk2.mp3 (tell me) "dk2.mp3 (tell me)" by "Devin KKenny"	0:58:24 (Pop-up)
Hot Sugar	Everybody's Parents Will Die (Live)	1:02:09 (Pop-up)

Ava Luna	PRPL "PRPL" by "Ava Luna"	1:11:51 (Pop-up)
The Ditzies	Dance of the Ditzies "Dance of the Ditzies" by "The Ditzies"	1:15:27 (Pop-up)
Les Cactus & the Rumpy Pumpkins	Bone Machine	1:19:29 (Pop-up)
Daily Ritual	Crisis "Crisis" by "Daily Ritual"	1:19:34 (Pop-up)
Dum Dum Girls	There Is A Light That Never Goes Out	1:21:52 (Pop-up)
WOW	Dove Sei "Dove Sei" by "WOW"	1:26:00 (Pop-up)

Flagland	LIVE @ WFMU! "LIVE @ WFMU!" by "Flagland"	1:30:41 (Pop-up)
Flagland	Interview @ WFMU "Interview @ WFMU" by "Flagland"	2:02:40 (Pop-up)

Finally Punk	Boyfriend Application	2:23:07 (Pop-up)
Puffyshoes	I Want A Boy "I Want A Boy" by "Puffyshoes"	2:25:23 (Pop-up)
Dead Rabbits	You Came Along "You Came Along" by "Dead Rabbits"	2:27:27 (Pop-up)
The Hundredth Anniversary	Wreckers	2:32:16 (Pop-up)
Annika	Fallout "Fallout" by "Annika"	2:35:52 (Pop-up)
Small Wonder	Until I Open My Wings	2:40:11 (Pop-up)
Hana Vu	? "?" by "Hana Vu"	2:46:10 (Pop-up)
Honey Natural	Thin Skin "Thin Skin" by "Honey Natural"	2:49:25 (Pop-up)
Globelamp	Breathing Ritual "Breathing Ritual" by "Globelamp"	2:53:11 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Snow is melting....it's heating up!
	9:01am Guido (Cologne): Hello Keili and everyone!
	9:04am glenn: woohoo!
	9:06am common: hello keili, ken, guido, glenn! Friday!!!
	9:06am KRYPT: Whaddup Keili, I bet you're a bit Scottish no?
	9:06am P-90: Hi Keili and everyone @Ken: it's 37F and 0 mph in Manhattan, which feels mad warm at this point, yeah everything's drippin and slippin
	9:07am Ken From Hyde Park: Congratulations on your heart, Guido. I won't have funds until March.
	9:07am chris: Hi Keili, Hi everyone time for some tunes!
	9:09am Keili: Hey everybody! Let's start this weekend right! Make sure to catch my live set and interview with Flagland in about an hour and a half! @KRYPT - that's a whole half of me! My name is supposed to have a dh at the end (Keilidh)!
	9:11am chris echolalia radio: Keili's beastin Keilidh. Now that would be a dance event!!!
	9:14am P-90: Ah-ha, that's where "Keili" comes from, it's unmistakably Scots-Gaelic with the "dh" in place
	9:14am bibi: hi all. guido, you dont stick anymore to yr guten tzag ? schade.
	9:17am Guido (Cologne): Guten TZAG Bibi! I did the TZAG already this morning. But an extra TZAG especially for you!
	9:18am bill k: This is a great set already.
	9:18am common: is she talking about patton oswald in this tune? i'm having hearing troubles.
	9:20am KP: Super start, Keili
	9:22am mike east: I am so grateful it is Friday... But I forgot my headphones again so I'll have tune out for the bus trip. Dang.
	9:23am Keili: @p-90 - yup yuppp! @KP - thank you! <3 @mike east - aw it's no problem! Just glad you're here!
	9:24am KRYPT: @Keili, knewed it! Greeting from the old country.
	9:26am Bob in DC and/or VA: Howdy Keili and all Beasters everywhere!
	9:27am northguineahills: heavy head nodding to Keili's gnod.
	9:28am mike east: There is no more welcoming show on wfmu than this one. Remember that next week...with your wallet
	9:29am braveness23: B23 here! Hi Keili
	9:29am jeg: what s her facebook again?
	9:30am DANNY PRYOR!!!: Knock knock. Who's there? Your friend.
	9:30am tombom: do you have a cold? i hope it goes away soon if you do!! sorry i only just tuned in but woo yeah keili
	9:31am Guido (Cologne): best source for Capsule-LP in Europe?
	9:32am bibi: the title fits the tune, and thats a good point.
	9:33am chris echolalia radio: Flemmish Royality?
	9:34am Keili: @mike east - Aw wow! <3 @tombom - aw thank you tomzbomz! @jeg - D.j. Keili Wfmu @Danny - BROO
	9:35am bibi: frédéric d'helsinge will pop up soon, a bit disappointed maybe. suomi just lost to sweden, sorry for that frédéric.
	9:35am Joshua K: Hola Amigos
	9:35am Keili: @chris - I try to avoid phlegm-related words
	9:35am Keili: hey anyone know how to pronounce this? haha: Naadyn - Förstår Mig
	9:35am Alessia: Hi Keili, and everybody!
	9:36am Keili: Hi Alessia! Hi Joshua K!
	9:37am chris: @Keili I was trying to play on Belgian - My Fail
	9:37am Cheri Pi: Keili, I AM here and checking in, otherwise working quietly behind the scenes.
	9:38am tim from champaign: Howdy!
	9:38am KRYPT: Phlegmatic (not ha!) Aristocracy :)
	9:38am Joshua K: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
	9:39am Joshua K: ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
	9:39am Cheri Pi: Förstår Mig ="fishtole may" is what it sounds like when the google translate lady says it. translate.google.com...
	9:39am Keili: Yay Cheri!
	9:39am bibi: joshua's phonetic proposal seems relevant.
	9:41am Cheri Pi: Naadyn = Noddin'
	9:42am tim from champaign: Keili - do you have any jokes? I've been out of the loop and haven't heard any in a long time. This is the only one I got and it's scraping the bottom of the barrel. I asked my friend's 4 year old son to tell me a joke and he said "Why did T Rexes eat meat? Because they were meat eaters."
	9:43am Keili: @tim - omg I'm in love with that joke though
	9:44am tombom: that's a good joke. i love that sort of joke
	9:45am Rev. Turnip Druid: I shall name my first capybara Fishtole May.
	9:46am glenn: so, three irish guys walk out of a bar....
	9:46am tim from champaign: @glenn -.....yeeeesssssss?
	9:46am Keili: @glenn - they do?
	9:47am bibi: i got it, it's a french song by polnareff sampled very very slowly. smart.
	9:47am tim from champaign: My favorite joke to tell while I'm in a bar is "So a guy walks into a bar and there he is!"
	9:48am tim from champaign: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
	9:48am Toots: Helen Keller walked into a bar... and a stool... and a table...
	9:49am Joshua K: A guy walks into a bar and he says "Ow!"
	9:49am bibi: @tim the one with the kangaroo is cute too.
	9:51am glenn: see, it's funny because everybody knows once an irish guy walks into a bar, he's there forever. honestly, you people.
	9:51am glenn: :)
	9:51am Cheri Pi: good one Joshua
	9:51am tim from champaign: good one Josh! bibi- oh yeah, that's a good variation.
	9:53am KRYPT: What is the difference between a dynastic firstborn son and and a gorilla's mom?
	9:53am Guido (Cologne): Very old European joke: "Mum! I don't want to go to America!" "Shut up and keep swimming."
	9:54am Joshua K: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
	9:54am bibi: well, its a good one but i dont remeber it, help me.
	9:54am KRYPT: One is an "Heir apparent" and the other is a "Hairy parent"
	9:55am bibi: had to google it "A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says That'll be $15. The kangaroo takes the money out of his pouch , pays the bartender and sits there quietly sipping his beer. After a while the bartender says You know, we don't get many kangaroos in here. The kangaroo replies At these prices, I'm not suprised."
	9:55am Alessia: All the jokes I know are politically not correct and I can't share them with you..
	9:55am glenn: what did the guy say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill, wearing sunglasses?
	9:58am glenn: nothing. he didn't recognize them.
	9:58am bibi: alessia, your church sex jokes are way too indecent for us ;)
	9:58am northguineahills: I like where this set is going.... fun!
	9:58am common: Heehee! Good one, glenn!
	9:58am monodons: The person that wrote the Pearl & Dean music walks into a BARRRRBARRRRBARBARBARBARBABABARBARRRRRBARBARBARRRRRRRRRRBAR!
	9:58am glenn: i can't think of a single politically correct joke that IS funny, so fire away.
	9:59am common: i only know one joke, but it's too long.
	10:00am tim from champaign: @guido and glenn - excellent! @bibi - oh! I see. A whole different joke. Nice. A carrot walks into a bar and orders a hamburger. The bartender says "Sorry but we don't serve food here."
	10:02am glenn: There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!" The farmer looked puzzled and replied, "What's time to a pig?"
	10:04am tim from champaign: Damn - that's deep, glenn.
	10:07am glenn: and funny.
	10:07am Alessia: After 12 years a slave I don't feel like joking again.
	10:08am Guido (Cologne): ... scored out 'O', don't pronounce ...
	10:09am Alessia: But-hey! I know this: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
	10:10am Danne D: Yay :) Hi Keili :) Hi Everyone :)
	10:10am Joshua K: Its so much work choosing all that dj swag
	10:10am glenn: nothing?
	10:11am glenn: how do you start a blonde out in small business?
	10:12am Keili: I love all your jokes guys. I've missed them so much. You're all wonderful geniuses. Danne D!!
	10:12am Alessia: No well..you inflate it, Glenn.
	10:13am glenn: give her a big business.
	10:15am Alessia: I really liked that glenn. Well done.
	10:17am Guido (Cologne): ... kinda budhist pig joke (just read) ...
	10:18am bibi: in case you didnt notice, check out my id pic. im virtually blond. but im not belgian.
	10:20am glenn: thanks. i'm here all week. try the buffet.
	10:20am Alessia: AT LEAST you are not Belgian. Just joking, I love belgium, it's like the land of hobbits to me.
	10:22am Sean: A woman walks into a bar and the bartender asks her what she would like. She replies "I am in the mood for a double entendre", so he gives it to her.
	10:22am glenn: fucking belgians. they ruin everything. well, except for waffles.
	10:22am chris: nice nice nice! Love the last couple o tracKs
	10:24am tim from champaign: Man, if I ever decide to cash in my chips and drink and eat myself into oblivion, I'm heading to Belgium.
	10:24am Alessia: Nice version!
	10:25am LovecraftDude888: in hell today...no sense of humor...I moved to new apt. in early December, and nothing but fucking NOISE since....some assholes moved out around other side of bldg. and renovations and LOUD LOUD since, esp. the past few days and today I thought my walls were gonna collapse. I'm really pissed off. Cannot sleep..cannot rest....wishing I hadn't moved at all. This sucks, folks. L.I. is DUMB DUMB DUMB
	10:25am Danne D: now I want waffles all of a sudden :(
	10:25am bibi: actually, i really like belgians at music. nearly as much as japanese.
	10:26am LovecraftDude888: I'm ready to shoot some Belgian bullets through the wall right now....or at least AK-47s
	10:26am Keili: @lovecraft - oh no :( :( :( I love you, though!
	10:26am pierre: Belgium is fantastic for sense of humor AND music (and carbonade)
	10:28am glenn: it's funny -i spend all week making insane amounts of noise being a carpenter, but if my neighbour mows his lawn on the weekend, i want to kill him.
	10:28am LovecraftDude888: Keili...thanks. I'm not having a good week here, but today took the cake. 8 a.m....right off, massive massive noise. still going on now prob. all day long and Sat. too. I was gonna go out to see APB tonight in Suffolk but I doubt it...I can't even relax here. Better off going and sleeping in car.
	10:28am Alessia: They are really good at music because Belgium is boring and there's nothing else to do.
	10:28am LovecraftDude888: Glenn..haha!
	10:29am Alessia: Ciao Pierre!
	10:31am Cork: yes flagland is awesome!
	10:31am nickybones: Antwerp is cool, though!
	10:31am Alessia: Keili how did you get to know WOW?
	10:32am tim from champaign: @Alessia - even drinking Belgian beer and eating awesome Belgian cheese and chocolates?
	10:33am Cork: flagland had justin bievers mug shot as their twitter main photo for like a week and at first i thought i had followed justin biber i almost took myself to the asylum
	10:35am LovecraftDude888: then I dunno who will end up moving in around the way later on....I hate apts. I'm ready to move to a park bench.
	10:37am Alessia: @tim and let's not forget they DOUBLE fry french fries! If I think about it twice Belgium doesn't look so bad.
	10:37am LovecraftDude888: Glenn...I'm ready to hire you and spend $2000 to soundproof this whole apt.
	10:38am Keili: @alessia - happy internet accident!
	10:39am common: tim: belgian beersies? mmmmm.
	10:39am Alessia: @Lovecraft this might be a stupid question but have you tried talking to them about all the noise and stuff?
	10:39am Joshua K: Hooray for the internet ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／
	10:40am LovecraftDude888: although it won't help this noise./I can't even eat french fries anymore too much fat and carbs for me....mizzable
	10:40am Keili: @lovecraft - waitwaitwaitwait... you "can't eat french fries"?? What does that mean? It would seem we've got a bigger problem to deal with.
	10:41am LovecraftDude888: what the new co./landlord mgmt.? nah, I spoke to the super. two weeks ago already and he was just like we're renovating this unit and another one downstairs opposite side, and between 8-4 p.m. every day or almost...no idea how long it'll go on. another month I bet.
	10:41am LovecraftDude888: I was told i supp. have Type 2 Diabetes last August....but it's not that severe. #s not super high. Im' managing it.
	10:42am Rev. Turnip Druid: Tornado watch for DC! WHEEEEEEE!!!!
	10:42am LovecraftDude888: so as far as apt., nothing I can do, a couple of idiots moved out after New year's they were jerks anyway...complained about one CD I had on low here cause walls thin and no soundproofing at all. So absurd. I hate this shit.
	10:42am LovecraftDude888: Tornado watch..great!
	10:43am LovecraftDude888: I'm getting off soon to go bang my head against wall.....then maybe back on WFMU later today if I have the energy. Uncool day.
	10:43am chris: @bibi Flemmish Royality
	10:44am Rev. Turnip Druid: Tornadoes: Makes sense. After all that cold, 65 degrees today. So clearly the earth needs to throw up. Right here.
	10:45am glenn: truth be told, it's physically impossible to soundproof something 100%, and it would also cost more like about 75k. also, i don't have a green card.
	10:45am tim from champaign: @Alessia - oh yeah! I forgot about the DOUBLE fried frying technique. now I want some double fried fries.
	10:46am Greg from Bloomfield: I am pro-Flagland.
	10:47am LovecraftDude888: Glenn: Yeah true..esp. an apt. 75K ok...not happening. ah well. well construction like this you can't even filter it out...the walls have been banging and vibrating super loud all day so far here. I dunno what they were doing..knocking one down?
	10:48am Alessia: Btw have you heard about The Van Pelt reunion?
	10:50am LovecraftDude888: i read these apts. from 1964 and they've been renovating heavily the past 2 yrs. here. So...that figures. turnover and upgrading.
	10:52am glenn: who knows? any work much beyond painting or installing new fixtures means a certain amount of demolition. to alessia's question - work makes noise. you can't avoid it, but there are pretty strict guidelines you have to follow - i.e., you are only allowed to work between 8:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m., or something like that, depending on where you are.
	10:53am Mike East: Alright, I made it! Just in time to catch some live rawk!
	10:54am LovecraftDude888: i haven't even turned on stream since it's just more noise....lemme go rest....lay there...back later, friends. yeah he said 8 a.m.-5 p.m. most days, I'm assuming they won't be done over there till later March. I dunno. and then have to worry who moves in around the way here. Stiffs.
	10:55am LovecraftDude888: i can hear guy on other side of wall banging at wall with a ball peen hammer or something like that....mallet hammers, etc. nice. I was gonna get light soundproofing tiles and things wall hangings but it won't do much good here.
	10:58am LovecraftDude888: hearing circ. saws, too. heehee landlords never tell you when this is gonna happen..someone moves out, they just go right in and start work all that matters is $. I know from experience.
	10:59am LovecraftDude888: sorry Keili...gonna get off and get back on later if the noise subsides..if not...not. have a good Friday all and wish me luck!
	11:00am LovecraftDude888: I just hope a bolt doesn't get shot right thru wall and into my head
	11:00am jt: I like how these guys shred and thats from an old grumpy dude.
	11:00am LovecraftDude888: might be better off...gonna shred landlords haha
	11:03am glenn: well, i'm sorry, but as long as they have all the permits and follow the letter of the law, they're well within their rights to improve their property. you're gonna have to suck it up.
	11:06am Keili: @lovecraft - sorry :(! Have a wonderful weekend!
	11:12am tim from champaign: I say "sweatin' like a mofo" or sweatin' like a mug".
	11:14am some other guy: I think horses are the only animals that sweat basically just like people, rather than in some weird way.
	11:27am Guido (Cologne): Girl-section. Instant star-click.
	11:29am Joshua K: (ノ^_^)ノ (ノ^o^)ノ(ノ^_^)ノ (ノ^o^)ノ(ノ^_^)ノ (ノ^o^)ノ
	11:41am Mike East: digging this set
	11:44am chris: Small Wonder what a beautiful song. Love it
	11:45am JosephTeilhard: Keili: I love your curation. What inspires and guides your music selection?
	11:47am Keili: @joseph - my parents started it. and then it's all driven by my feels. and my attitude.
	11:47am Keili: @joseph - and bands who play all-ages shows all around the world and are also nice.
	11:48am JosephTeilhard: wow you're so well adjusted. haha ;)
	11:49am JosephTeilhard: great stuff.
	11:49am Keili: thanks so much!
	11:50am maestroso: Keilidh (I love that spelling) I second Joseph's sentiments. Great show.
	11:51am Guido (Cologne): Luckily we do not have the ages thing that strict over here, as far as the venue is non smoking and spectators under 18 come with one parent.
	11:58am Guido (Cologne): Missed certain parts of the show, but as always enjoyed! Thanks Keili! CU next week!
	11:59am Joshua K: I liked these musics
	12:21am Caleb: woohoo!!! Spanish to English https://spanishto-english.com/
	12:22am Peyton: Hello everyone!!! bullet force http://bulletforcegame.com/

Hits From The Crypt: Playlist from February 21, 2014

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