I must arise and whip up some breakfast now. Kids are home today because of impending snow storm. If you can play the "Don't Eat Chicken Fat" song, I can tell them how our gym teacher in elementary school had us do jumping jacks to that song.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I'm so full of lemons.
If I eat any more lemons I'd have to vomit first.
Sometimes I'll eat 2 or 3 lemons in a single day.
I love lemons!
I can't be any clearer than that.
I love lemons!
I'll eat every lemon in New York City.
I can't even go into Korean grocers anymore because I'll eat all the lemons.
I'll say "Where's the lemons? Gimme the lemons! Get the lemons!"
And they say, "We know how very much you love lemons, and we know you very rarely have the money for any of our lemons, so get outta here, because you can't afford our lemons! But we know how much you love lemons, so get outta here, you can't afford the lemons!"
I'll punch somebody in the head for some lemons.
Give me all your lemons!
I love lemons!
Gimme the lemons!
Now!
I love it!
I love lemons!
Gimme your lemons!
I spent three days last week waiting for the electrical inspector. As it turns out, the later they are, the more annoyed *they* tend to be. @#$% inspectors....
9:52am
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Jokerfan guy rules!!! More of him please! I'm actually web searching now for a song with a lemon theme from him.
9:52am
P-90:
Takes a lot to get ANYthing done over there, doesn't it?
Curious chain of command at the station
I was just rolling on the floor when "Paris 1919" started to play. This is a perfect day, heading into my studio now! I love snow days!!! How about a little Lou Reed?
This is one of my all time favorite tunes. Paris 1919
10:09am
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Talking about Hoffman...What about playing the funny Jesus Christ Super Star soundbite ? It can count as a mini-tribute. And has no date rape jokes in it!
The DSM has a name for that. The Bamboo Leaf Complex.
10:36am
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still b/p,
I know. There's even people that think Pandas should go extinct to save money for saving other species. That's is SO morally wrong. Dogs should go the way of the dodos first.
We could arguably say The Alvarius B song is a Ken's classic. I remember the day Ken played it for the very first time. I have fond memories from that show.
The fox flatters the crow to get him to drop the cheese.
11:28am
CeeDubbles:
Ah Cibo, they opened for Beck at the Supper Club for his Odelay release. I was with the drummer from Missing Foundation, he got lost in the crowd but ended up on stage
Looks like Duane is gonna be late because of the inch of snow that fell and all. So I'll be going into extra innings, till 12:15 or so. Sure am glad I played Ding now!
Where is my ice-pocalypse?! I told my boss it was too hazardous to come into work today, so I need ice to hail down from the sky in buckets! LOTS OF ICE! Where is it?! Come on! Fuck you, sky!