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Favoriting July 3, 2013: Loaded with radio-enhancing drugs.

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Who could resist a novel whose authors make "extensive use of onomatopoeic terms, which they have often invented themselves and that are positioned within the dialogue"?



Artist Track Album Approx. start time
Lee Morgan  Yes I Can, No You Can't (edit)   Favoriting The Gigolo  0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Dokkerman and the Turkeying Fellaz  Plan B   Favoriting Mongoose  0:03:55 (Pop-up)
Vic Goddard & The Subway Sect  Ambition   Favoriting Twenty Odd Years - The Story of ...  0:06:29 (Pop-up)
Field Mouse  You Guys Are Gonna Wake Up My Mom   Favoriting You Guys Are Gonna Wake Up My Mom (single)  0:09:22 (Pop-up)
Future Bible Heroes  Keep Your Children in a Coma   Favoriting Partygoing  0:12:34 (Pop-up)
 
Jenny O.  Automechanic   Favoriting Automechanic  0:19:29 (Pop-up)
Gotye vs. Richard Gotainer  Somebody I Used to Décalco   Favoriting Mighty Mike Mashes  0:23:15 (Pop-up)
Sun Ra and his Solar Arkestra  Eve   Favoriting Sun Ra Visits Planet Earth/Interstellar Low Ways  0:26:19 (Pop-up)
The Golden Chords  Wake Me, Shake Me   Favoriting Introducing the Sweet Chariot  0:31:31 (Pop-up)
Tony Seymour ("Onword T")  Baby Be Like Vodka   Favoriting Tales from the Black House  0:34:22 (Pop-up)
 
Neil Young  The Loner   Favoriting Neil Young  0:44:34 (Pop-up)
Lane Steinberg (as Wall of Orchids)  Give the Devil His Due   Favoriting Wall of Orchids  0:47:55 (Pop-up)
Melody's Echo Chamber  Be Proud of Your Kids   Favoriting Melody's Echo Chamber  0:52:20 (Pop-up)
 
Dorothy Hindman (composer); Laura Gordy (performer)  Fin de Cycle (for Piano and Digital Media)   Favoriting Tapping the Furnace  1:23:56 (Pop-up)
 
Brian Dewan  Loathsome Idols   Favoriting The Operating Theater  1:36:43 (Pop-up)
Dani House  Alien Kidd   Favoriting Have You Seen Dani House?  1:42:06 (Pop-up)
Queen  Killer Queen (tack piano track)   Favoriting Ebony and Ivory Revisited (Dave Mandl's 2013 premium CD)  1:44:47 (Pop-up)
Kenny Chesney  No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems   Favoriting No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems  1:47:55 (Pop-up)
Natalia Lafourcade  Ella es Bonita   Favoriting HU HU HU  1:51:03 (Pop-up)
Soul Parasol  Massah Johnny   Favoriting Soul Parasol  1:54:09 (Pop-up)
 
Lester "Roadhog" Moran & The Cadillac Cowboys  The Saturday Morning Radio Show (No. 1)   Favoriting The Complete Lester "Roadhog" Moran and the Cadillac Cowboys  2:02:19 (Pop-up)
Prism  Hello   Favoriting Clay's Classics V (Clay Pigeon's 2013 premium CD)  2:10:12 (Pop-up)
Tera Melos  Sunburn   Favoriting X'ed Out  2:12:42 (Pop-up)
Beck, Bogert, & Appice  Superstition   Favoriting BBA  2:16:18 (Pop-up)
Jimmy Owens  Charlie Parker Will Be Remembered   Favoriting Peaceful Walking  2:20:46 (Pop-up)
Django Bates  Hi Lili Hi Lo   Favoriting Quiet Nights  2:28:56 (Pop-up)
 
The Finches  Nightswimming, AR   Favoriting Human Like a House  2:38:29 (Pop-up)
Ariel Pink  Pink Slime   Favoriting Mature Themes  2:42:16 (Pop-up)
Craig Elkins  Crazy Party   Favoriting The Dark Side of the Valley  2:44:31 (Pop-up)
Monty Python  Treadmill Lager   Favoriting Another Monty Python CD  2:47:39 (Pop-up)
4" Be 2"  All of the Lads   Favoriting 12" single produced by John Lydon  2:50:11 (Pop-up)


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Listener comments!

Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:05pm
Alison Porchnik:

Rogue Freemasons? I'd learn Italian just to read this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:05pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...reading reading reading...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:06pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...is there any book left after the e-mail??...
Avatar 3:07pm
Denise in DC:

I can believe it happening in Illinois.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:08pm
Alison Porchnik:

I always knew the true seat of American power was somewhere in Illinois. Maybe Joliet.
Avatar 3:09pm
Denise in DC:

Maybe if we rearrange the letters of "Moscovia" . . .
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:09pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- squeezed like oranges! I smell Pulitzer...& oranges...
Avatar 3:09pm
Droll:

. o O ( An attempt has been made... Indeed. )
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:10pm
Parq:

" . . . contains scenes of explicit eroticism" -- well why the heck didn't you just say so at the outset?
  3:11pm
Robert:

Duane's intro to Irwin gave me an idea: a mash-up of Joe Frank with Joe Franklin. Both of them use a lot of pauses, so it should be convenient to interdigitate each other's monologs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:12pm
Irwin:

Author/agent pitch courtesy of listener Laura L.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:12pm
Caryn:

"Commissar" of an Illinois town? Rebellion "using computer science"? Hackers "squeezed like oranges"? "Short cyborgs" as a name for anything? The elimination of all descriptive phrases? Dialogue that "continues without pause (I'm assuming with no chapter breaks)? Pseydonym cribbed from either Burroughs or ER? Ooookaaayyyy...
Avatar 3:13pm
still b/p:

"hackers wriggle"......mmmmm-mmmm-mmm.
  3:15pm
Robert:

Lately I've been the unpaid agent of Halton Adler Mann, an old journalist who's now blind, broke, and in a nursing home and with no keyboard, but still wants to get his stuff out there, so I xcribe it (even do a little copy editing) over the phone and e-mail it as submissions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:16pm
Caryn:

@Parq: I think you were supposed to guess that all the orgies and black masses would include the explicit eroticism before they even mentioned it.

Also, does the end of the plot summary mean that in the end, the heroes will be non-rogue Freemasons, who suddenly come out of nowhere to kick rogue Freemason ass and save the hackers?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:17pm
Parq:

Dug that Field Mouse track, by the way.
  3:18pm
Robert:

Since he didn't have a private phone, it was fun the scene around him in the nursing home when Halton dictated his erotica to me. A lot more fun than his op-eds or poetry.
  3:18pm
berbo:

Why bother publishing? Send the script directly to Nicolas Cage!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:21pm
Caryn:

I'm now suspecting that this is not so much a half-Dan Brown, half paranoid cyber thriller book, but the Freemason version of "Battlefield Earth". Let's tell a pulpy action story while hammily trying to lure people in. The whole Freemasons "regain the nobility of intent and action that has distinguished them in their historic and social path over the centuries" thing leads me to think so. If in one of the twists "Ermes the Mentor" turns out to be some major Freemason poobah, I will consider my theory proven correct.
Avatar 3:24pm
still b/p:

"We....are....hammily,
I got dizzy fiction in me..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:27pm
Irwin:

"As absorbing ... as the web"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:29pm
Caryn:

I think the kicker is the "many facts narrated actually happened" bit. Really? Which bits would those be?
Avatar 3:30pm
Droll:

Caryn, The wriggling and orange squeezing. Not necessarily in that order.
Avatar 3:31pm
Droll:

Caryn, We can safely assume all the sex scenes are fictional.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:32pm
Caryn:

Of course, I don't live in Illinois, so for all I know, it's citizens have been been encouraged to rebel against mysterious cults and rapist/paedophile killer Commissars for years now. BTW, does "paedophile killer" mean he's a paedophile and a killer, or that he kills paedophiles? Enquiring minds want to know.
  3:33pm
Laura L:

It will be quick and intuitive as it unravels over its 500-page surge! Should I publish it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:34pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...Sure!: It's very interesting - like infocancer - the wrong kind of cells multiplying...
Avatar 3:34pm
Droll:

LL, It'll need it's own imprint.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:35pm
Caryn:

@Laura: you should quickly and intuitively fight the urge to surge to your local printing press to publish it. It's clearly all part of the Confraternity's plot. Somehow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 3:36pm
Parq:

Who had the big hit with "Wake Me Shake Me"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:37pm
Irwin:

The Blues Project, produced by Tom Wilson, who also produced the Sweet Chariot series.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:37pm
Caryn:

Also, I question calling the book "Hacker's Diary" if it consists only of non-stop dialogue. Surely that goes against the expectation of a diary format put forward by the title?
Avatar 3:46pm
Droll:

I thought e-books and self-publishing were going to make it possible for the authors to skip middle-men like LL and go straight to their fans.
  3:47pm
mott:

Thank you Irwin for playing Joe Frank episodes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:48pm
Irwin:

Glad to, Mott.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:50pm
Caryn:

@Droll: well, sure, but you can't expect this book to get into e-book format very easily, what with those pesky "short cyborgs" interfering with their nefarious hacking saborage?
  3:51pm
berbo:

That tune was pretty catchy. Is that from the soundtrack to that new Johnny Depp movie?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 3:56pm
Irwin:

Melody's backing band: Tame Impala.
Avatar 3:58pm
Sean D. Daily:

I would read "Hacker's Diary". I would read it SO HARD.
Avatar 4:00pm
Dr. Goot:

Boy meets data.
  4:01pm
Marmalade Kitty:

Good evening!
  4:02pm
Marmalade Kitty:

Good afternoon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:02pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...there may be explicit eroticism...
Avatar 4:03pm
Sean D. Daily:

"I don't want to be combative from the start but DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Avatar 4:03pm
Denise in DC:

Why have I never heard of Joe Frank before?
  4:04pm
Marmalade Kitty:

Irwin, you resemble a young Tony Benn, (British Labour politician), in your avatar photo
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:04pm
Stevel:

Holo-cacasta-affliction!! FTW!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:06pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...but we're @ home while he plays scrabble awlright.
Avatar 4:07pm
Sean D. Daily:

"I didn't say 'great period of racism". I said, 'totally awesome period of racism'."
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:07pm
Webhamster Henry:

This is so Franky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:07pm
Irwin:

"I'm not around when your listeners play Scrabble."
Avatar 4:08pm
Denise in DC:

I just googled the guy and am mortified at my ignorance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 4:08pm
Parq:

"How the triangles were produced"? Denise, don't feel bad, I did it too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:08pm
Caryn:

Oh, those darn triangles in the desert...
  4:11pm
Marmalade Kitty:

This is funny!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:11pm
rsj:

this guy is great, my favorite old joe frank had this guy...classic! i think this is the same conversation though...
  4:12pm
Brett:

I love Joe Frank! That balloon pop thing is hilarious.
Avatar 4:13pm
Sean D. Daily:

When Interviewers Attack! (dunh dunh DUUUUUNNNNNNH...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:13pm
jmd:

No, you go on! NO, YOU"RE a ridiculous direction!
  4:15pm
God:

This has made my day
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:15pm
rsj:

definitely the same conversation...the part about when how he holds the rev. swagert's pants while he was doing his thing...holy crap a twilight reference so this is new!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 4:15pm
Parq:

"Outside of the 'Twilight' series"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:15pm
Irwin:

@God: Why haven't you paid your pledge?
  4:15pm
?:

this fucking great Im laughing my ass off
  4:16pm
jan:

Irwin- Is this Joe Frank piece scripted or transcribed? Great work- either way.
  4:17pm
?:

Bong hits were never better
  4:19pm
God:

The check is in the mail
Avatar 4:19pm
Sean D. Daily:

And with the vehicular manslaughter, the interview takes an uncomfortable turn.
  4:21pm
Joseph:

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. Thank you Irwin and JOE FRANK!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:21pm
ChrisB.:

Think Joe Frank will ever get back together with Hamilton and Reynolds?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:24pm
Stevel:

Redefining "awkward"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:24pm
jmd:

great date tips!
Avatar 4:24pm
Droll:

This Joe Frank episode also makes extensive use of onomatopoeic terms, which they have often invented themselves and that are positioned within the dialogue.

Is this some kind of fad I'm missing out on?
Avatar 4:25pm
Lewis:

I love Munster Cheese!
Avatar 4:25pm
Roberto:

Dammit, I'm trying to work here! Cut it out!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 4:25pm
Parq:

"Outside of the 'Twilight' series"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:27pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

'an improvisation'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

Live listen and live Joe Frank today!
Great piano, very Bethanyesque.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:37pm
Caryn:

That was David Cross? Hey, I thought it sounded familiar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:39pm
Matt from Springfield:

Lee Morgan B-Day Fest!

David Cross has done several voiceovers over the years--didn't realize it was him, but not surprised.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:39pm
Matt from Springfield:

BRIAN DEWAN!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:39pm
Webhamster Henry:

Brian Dewan recently turned 50.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:40pm
Irwin:

Celebrated with him @ CR10 in Linlithgo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:41pm
Irwin:

That is NOT an electric git Brian's playing--it's an electric zither he designed and built.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:42pm
Irwin:

... played thru a Leslie speaker cabinet, hence the tremolo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

Killer electric zithererist!
HBD, BD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:44pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Irwin: THAT analogue sound is what's missing in heavy metal these days!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:47pm
Irwin:

(from the 'Diario' pitch:)

"... a black mass of human sacrifice."

RACIST!!!!!
Avatar 4:48pm
Droll:

They tacked the piano?!?! How did I miss that the previous zillion listens?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:48pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...a lotta ☆s inna row - must be a good show...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

@RRN63: Each playlist is a unique constellation...all the same shape, a straight line. But with a lot better music than the stars at night.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 4:57pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...it's interesting w/iTunes how Compilation-making has changed; the constraint of a 90min. cassette or 80min.CDR is removed (I can make it 8hours for a whole workday) - & one can Shuffle it up - so it's the same songs you chose, but new segues - or just Click the top of the column & exactly reverse the order of your segues...
Avatar 5:02pm
I X Key!:

Deed Runlea there in the schedule is a neat thing about the new summer lineup
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:03pm
Matt from Springfield:

Psychedelic shoegaze to garage to hypnotic noise! I'm SO in!
Avatar 5:03pm
I X Key!:

good morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:04pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

-miss Blumin, like the Punk...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:04pm
Matt from Springfield:

@RRN63: Has random shuffling ever given you a great segue, that you didn't think of before but then changed a playlist to work that new segue in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

Oooooh! Irwin and/or BT used to play these a while back--I gotta Favorite it now so I remember it was "Lester "Roadhog" Moran & The Cadillac Cowboys" who did these skits.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:09pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- deffo comes up w/ good segues hadn't that of
- haven't bothered to make any new Playlists in a while...candidly - since getting Net @home my life basically consists of subsistence employment & listening to online streams...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

Actually you should take antique wooden nickels, now they're probably worth more than they used to be.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:14pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- as a cashier - I gotta ask why we got anything smaller than a quarter anymore.
Avatar 5:17pm
fleep:

It's pressure from the March of Dimes lobby.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:17pm
Matt from Springfield:

Former cashier myself!

And yes--in addition to the talk about doing away with pennies, I don't particularly care for nickels either, so only dimes and above, keep it in tenths.
Avatar 5:19pm
Droll:

I was turned on to Tera Melos last week... There's recently been a stretch of solid math-pop groups like They're/Their/There, an unexpected surprise.
  5:20pm
Robert:

The Joe Frank piece had that quality he often does of sucking you in with plausibility, gradually taking you to either the absurd or the incredible. It was hilarious. This is one of those that could be mashed up with Joe Franklin as suggested above. It would be easier using this episode than the one where they were going to turn the Dominican Republic into a ski resort.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:21pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- dimes are the worst! Too small both value-wise & ergonomically...altho' nickels are worth even less & are fat & pretentious...
Avatar 5:22pm
fleep:

Without dimes you couldn't turn on a dime. How can you nickel and dime someone without nickels and dimes. A quarter for your thoughts? Please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:23pm
Stevel:

Love this take on Superstition.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:24pm
spodiodi:

I agree with Fleep.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:25pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

fleep: Exactly - no more nickel & diming!
JFrank: Plays Humor off Profundity - that had Race, Class (/Education), Religion...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:28pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- & indeed - does it w/ panache.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:29pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- well - perfect style, anyway...
Avatar 5:35pm
fleep:

What a strange arrangement, all the squawks and blurps. Onomatopoeic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:36pm
Matt from Springfield:

I can't believe Irwin got through.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:37pm
spodiodi:

Onamatopopo is big in it lee.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:39pm
Matt from Springfield:

Oh wow, CC5!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:40pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...Carmin 'A-Peace'-?? Disabuse me...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

Nightswimming, deserves a quiet cover recording.
Nice!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

Actually, not a cover, since it has a title but not lyrics of the earlier "Nightswimming"....
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

Wooooo! Pink Slime!!!!!
Forget burger + strawberry shake--Pink Slime takes care of both parts!!

This is a Lane Steinberg level of satire. I'm liking it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:46pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

-would it be amusing to get the CommentsBoards up-in-arms debating the relative merits of R.E.M.??...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:48pm
Matt from Springfield:

@RRN63: I would say that REM indeed had relative merits to them.
Not the best band in the world, but a lot of their stuff is good, and sticks with you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

With the great taste of FISH! Oh, sorry!
Avatar 5:50pm
northguineahills:

I dig REM, at least the first decade, but I can still enjoy some of their stuff through the 90s.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:51pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...no Matt - neither over-the-top enthusiasm, nor unreasoned hostility...get w/ the program man...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:52pm
davex:

Silly, silly, silly...
  5:52pm
Listening Out There:

"...frozen peas"... Orson Welles does that one...
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

Hmmm, too bad they replaced the cool 70s synth music background. That was cool background music.

@RRN63: I guess REM listeners have neither over-the-top enthusiasm, nor unreasoned hostility towards them! ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:55pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

- right Matt - bad choice on my part...
  5:55pm
Listening Out There:

...a "frozen peas" recording is on YouTube (rough audio, no moving pictures, though): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V14PfDDwxlE
Avatar 5:58pm
Droll:

In all fairness to Orson, any ad that requires someone to say "crumb-crisp coating" is crap.

Irwin, Thanks for the clue about Brian Dewan, now on my to-get list. Really looking forward to the LM show (especially the Doctor's Pipes from Neptune!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

Fab show, Irwin! Thanks!
  5:58pm
Listening Out There:

Happy 4th. Have a blast...
Avatar 5:59pm
fleep:

Thanks, Irwin.
  5:59pm
Laura L:

Already 6! Arrivederci! Thanks for a fine show and don't let anybody squeeze you like an orange unless it's what actually happened!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 5:59pm
Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

Thx as ever Irster Sir!
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