Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 13, 2013 Favoriting

-жеи's avatar View -жеи's profile Favoriting

The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

Wednesday 6 - 7pm (EST) | On WFMU | 91.1, 90.1, 91.9 FM & wfmu.org
WFMU LIVE Audio Streams (Get help):   Pop-up  |  128k AAC  |  128k MP3  |  32k MP3

iTunes Feed Also available as an MP3 podcast. More info at our Podcast Central page.

<-- Previous playlist | Back to Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken playlists | Next playlist -->


Favoriting March 13, 2013: Marathon Week 2: Wheel of Fate and Stockade Radio

Listen to this show: Pop-up listen Pop-up player!


The 2013 Seven Second Delay Wheel of Fate Fundraising Episode

Every $15 pledger gets the punchline to this joke, written by Evan Breckman:

"Which is more horrrible, a boy jumping off the Empire State building, or a boy jumping off the Empire State building with snakes on his head?"

For every $1000 raised, Andy or Ken spin the WHEEL OF FATE!

Here are the items on the Wheel of Fate tonight. Andy or Ken will:


Have hot wet noodles poured into their underwear;

Drink body shots! Drink a shot out of the other guy's belly button;

Give the other host a piggyback ride around the phoneroom while the rider high fives all the volunteers;

Receive a lapdance from a male volunteer;

Talk on-air in babytalk for 2 minutes;

Commission Black Velvet artist Jorge to make a realistic velvet painting of them romantically intertwined;

DJ a music show with Andy's iPod (if Ken) or co-host Ken's morning show (if Andy);

Stuff their faces with marshmallows until they can no longer utter the phrase "Chubby Bunny" in a discernible manner;

Sing a karaoke song of the other's choosing on the air;

Give everyone in the phoneroom ten bucks;

Get a lapdance from their co-host;

Crawl through the volunteers' legs as they get whacked on the butt;

Use The Eagles as bed music for his next show (if Ken) or do a Satanicpornocultshop special (if Andy);

Perform one of Andy's songs in its entirety;

Disrobe down to a towel and have FMU volunteers stroke them and say positive, encouraging things like "Andy, you're so powerful."

Tell a boiler story or do a tabletop drum solo;

Following the Wheel of Fate segment, there will be a brief DJ battle. Following that, Ken and Andy will try to reach a grand total for the show. If it is reached, then Ken and Andy will do a show in April from Washington Square Park in NYC while locked into a stockade.

Artist Comments Approx. start time
Ken & Andy 
 
0:00:00 (Pop-up)


<-- Previous playlist | Back to Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken playlists | Next playlist -->

RSS feeds for Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: RSSPlaylists feed | RSSMP3 archives feed

| E-mail Ken,E-mail Andy | Other WFMU Playlists | All artists played by Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken |

Listen on the Internet | Contact Us | Music & Programs | WFMU Home Page | Support Us | FAQ

Live Audio Streams for WFMU: Pop-up | 128k AAC | 128k MP3 | 32k MP3    (More streams: [+])


Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
G:

Still not ready, eh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
G:

Trying to trim some time off that interminable two hours
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Caryn:

Of course, Ken's willingness to do the bathroom licking last week suddenly made much more sense after today's revelation about Rammstein and the WFMU toilets...
Avatar 6:04pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Bad day for us here. Looking forward to 7SD helping to put me at ease and relax. Go get em, guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
G:

It's only a 115 minute show now. Whew!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
cklequ:

Nice, the punchline is from is an Evan joke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Caryn:

I'm so hoping for the wheel to land on that DJing challenge. I want that to happen!
Avatar 6:07pm
Andrea:

Uh oh: twitter.com...
Avatar 6:07pm
hamburger:

are all the outcomes evenly spread on the wheel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
G:

Andy zeroed right in on the actual out-of-pocket option
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Caryn:

Hoping the show will take my mind away from the fact that a third adverse reaction to my antibiotics has made itself known...
  6:08pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

It says "RAPE" on the wheel.

Did I read that right?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
PMD:

I can believe I didn't get through because I didn't call. But I'm excited to listen!
Avatar 6:09pm
Nick the Bard:

Get the wheel going, I had to run around all over to find those damn marshmallows
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Caryn:

Hang on, the wheel has an option entitled "rape". That doesn't seem to match any of the items listed on the playlist page. WTH?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
G:

It's a very gentle rape.
  6:09pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Who rapes whom, and how?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Mike Noble:

noodle underpants was sort of my idea!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
cklequ:

It's in all caps, so you know it's legitimate rape.
Avatar 6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

Now Andy was also being soaked for both of Tom Scharpling's Marathon shows, right? That's mainly why we pledged there...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Mike Noble:

i wanted it to be a full pair of pants, tied at the ankles, filled with cold chinese noodles!
  6:11pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Full contact lap dance?
Avatar 6:11pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Ang and Laura on the webcam!
Avatar 6:11pm
Rev. Turnip Druid:

No worries. Famous billionaire TV writers' bodies have a way of shutting that down.
Avatar 6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: One host should have a gentle rape, the other should have a rental grape.
Avatar 6:14pm
kevin g:

I kind of feel like Evan's joke is already great without the punchline.
Avatar 6:14pm
hamburger:

hmm how comes last year's wheel of fate isn't available on the archives?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Caryn:

Heh! Rev., I see you're practising for your reign's political aspects.
Avatar 6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

You can say "butthead" as an insult to someone, as long as you don't mean the anus on the head.
Avatar 6:16pm
Dan B From Upstate:

@hamburger: some financial details were revealed that they probably don't want easily available.
  6:17pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Piggyback Rape!!!
Avatar 6:17pm
Matt from Springfield:

@hamburger: I walked out of work for the day, pledged on my cellphone and listened to the Archive later to make sure they got it (Feb 29 2012, so I pledged for Leap Day, to support an extra day of operations). But then I noticed it was pulled--maybe they're going to pull it to re-air later as a "special".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
G:

Can Andy really lift Ken up?
Avatar 6:17pm
hamburger:

ah
  6:17pm
curtis:

hey ken,andy and all other ... greets from berlin (ger)
Avatar 6:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: Ken's the little puppet, who pulls the strings on his master--of course Andy can lift him up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Mike Noble:

i think they should give the 3 producers more screen/mic time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
G:

Andy got to stand still, not carry Ken around the room. I'm saying Andy can't really give a piggyback ride to a grown man with the shape he's in :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Caryn:

The producers all seem very young and attractive. How is Andy complaining about that?
Avatar 6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

But that's only two producers per Andy! How do they manage that difficult host??
Avatar 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

OTOH, they're not counting the corrections officers who control Andy's transfer to his radio detention...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
G:

(Ken really wanted to get the towel one.)
Avatar 6:23pm
Andrea:

TOWEL POWER
Avatar 6:23pm
Matt from Springfield:

Can we cancel the towel-ego-trip by pledging to the next level?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Bank Rob:

they'll stroke Ken and say MOROSELY, "you're so powerful, Ken..."
Avatar 6:24pm
Matt from Springfield:

Sing "Fly Me To The Moon", Andy!
  6:24pm
Simon:

Can anyone else not see the video, or is it just me?
  6:24pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Is this the RAPE???
  6:25pm
Rick in WO Town:

Video is not safe for work anymore!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
amanda c:

for the record, i was the first $75 pledge!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Caryn:

Andy, you slap or pinch yourself to find out if you're asleep, not the microphone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
G:

This is the feel-up
  6:27pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

My un-see button don't work!
Avatar 6:27pm
Matt from Springfield:

Ctrl+UN+C
Avatar 6:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

Evan is so NOT your entire writing staff!!
If that was the case you'd actually be FUNNY!! ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Bank Rob:

How can I become a volunteer or producer who gets to hang out with these wonderful people and drink Dogfish head beer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
amanda c:

i think ken forgot that we can actually see them this week. rape denial.
Avatar 6:31pm
Windy City:

Love you guys, even from damaged bandwidth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Caryn:

Seriously, Ken, you are in for a nasty surprise if you land on that "rape"... But apparently, Andy has become the "boy who cried 'rape joke'" and is not believed.
Avatar 6:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Rob: you'd probably have to bring in the Dogfish Head beer (at least occasionally, and alternate with other contributors). And be in the Jersey City area. And that's about it!
Avatar 6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

Since it's almost Easter, and the challenge is called "Chubby Bunny", instead of eating plain marshmallows they should eat Peeps until they can't talk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Caryn:

@Rob: you contact the volunteer coordinator. Easy peasy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
G:

My uncle lives over the back fence from the Dogfish Head beer guy. They are building a new factory on Delaware. Someone is drinking it, that's for sure...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Bank Rob:

Got it! Thanks, kids!
Avatar 6:34pm
Andrea:

What do you want to hear them get on the wheel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
amanda c:

noodle underwear!! just cuz andy is dreading it so much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
G:

We'd like to see how "RAPE" is actually interpreted.
Avatar 6:35pm
Sigurdur:

Hi all people
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Caryn:

Clearly, Ken was so exposed to bacteria and viruses by all his licking that his tolerance was higher once the food poisoning bacteria came a-calling.
Avatar 6:35pm
Andrea:

Paddy Waggon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Mutant:

I'm enjoying this direct involvement in the torture
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Bank Rob:

Check his ID if he writes that check
Avatar 6:36pm
Matt from Springfield:

No prob, Rob!

Hello Sigurdur!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
cklequ:

All you Dogfish Head people are lucky.
My state's absurd laws don't allow it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Caryn:

Gotta give it up for Andy for that ground glass line. Zing!
Avatar 6:37pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Mithirades, was it, you stabbed himself because he inoculated himself from every poison and couldn't die?
Avatar 6:37pm
Sigurdur:

Peter edin cara,,,, sara ....
Avatar 6:38pm
kevin g:

Times like this, you're truly greatfull for webcam technology.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Mutant:

Punish the rich guy!
Avatar 6:38pm
Matt from Springfield:

@cklequ: Say WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT??!!!

Are you in Alabama? I've heard about their limited sales of beer brands due to a narrow range of permitted beers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
amanda c:

he's not gonna fit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
chinchilla:

the wheel of fate truly is the finest moment of the marathon.
Avatar 6:38pm
Sigurdur:

hahahhahaha
Avatar 6:39pm
hamburger:

aw feel bad for andy - didn't think that was possible
Avatar 6:39pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Mutant: EAT The Rich Guy!
Avatar 6:39pm
Sigurdur:

yeeeep
Avatar 6:39pm
Bad Ronald:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Mike Noble:

with my last pledge i attempted to trick ken into reading a short william carlos williams poem on the air. FAIL
Avatar 6:40pm
Chris M.:

someone will have a gif of that, right?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
cklequ:

@Matt: Rhode Island (luckily, i don't have to go too far in any direction to get it).

Small state, small brain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Caryn:

@Matt: Mithridates VI, yep.
  6:42pm
ed:

Andy's only 58?
Avatar 6:42pm
Sigurdur:

The plummer issssssssssss
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
amanda c:

ken will have a j/gif of it i'm sure.
Avatar 6:42pm
Andrea:

Chris M - I made a video that is being uploaded to YouTube right now....
Avatar 6:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

"WFMU: Use our restrooms! They're cheaper, and safer, than some restaurants!"

Thanks Caryn (I trusted your Classical Greek knowledge would come through :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
amanda c:

wait- ken had no idea it actually said rape?! that was really hilarious.
  6:44pm
Arne:

I am just coming back from Yo La Tengo's live show in Berlin. They are in truly fine form - and they can't wait to come live onto WFMU's marathon, so they said on stage. It'll be something like 4am local time here in Berlin.
Avatar 6:44pm
Sigurdur:

you freaking guyyyyyyyssssssss are aWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEESSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Avatar 6:44pm
Andrea:

Andy snuck RAPE on there before the show. He was very sneaky about it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Caryn:

Ken should check the wheel now that Andy has been alone with it again. For all he knows, 90 % of the post-it notes now say "rape".
Avatar 6:45pm
Sigurdur:

wANKERS
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

Is the Ustream working for anyone? I just got home and it's not working for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
amanda c:

good point @caryn!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
amanda c:

un-fail mike!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
cklequ:

Isn't Yo La Tengo on tomorrow morning?
They're coming straight from Berlin to this?
Avatar 6:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: It will bite Andy back, since "rape" doesn't specify who is on the *receiving* end.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Caryn:

@cklequ: they will be broadcasting from Berlin
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
cklequ:

That makes more sense...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Mutant:

Needs more Andrea
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
PMD:

Wish I could watch and comment on playlist at same time.
Oh, duh, multiple windows.
Avatar 6:48pm
Andrea:

I screwed up filming this... but enjoy nonetheless! www.youtube.com...
Avatar 6:49pm
Andrea:

@cklequ They will be joining us from a studio in Berlin during Faye's show tomorrow! 9-12
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Mutant:

Now that's a quick turnaround!
  6:50pm
uncle flowed:

Listen geniuses… Not called stockades they're called stocks. Stockades are fortresses stocks are the colonial punishment that you were talking about so get it right or get an education.
  6:50pm
uncle flowed:

Listen geniuses… Not called stockades they're called stocks. Stockades are fortresses stocks are the colonial punishment that you were talking about so get it right or get an education.
Avatar 6:51pm
Sigurdur:

IS A PLACE WHERE DOCTOR LVE NEEDS TO STAY
Avatar 6:51pm
Sigurdur:

LOVE
Avatar 6:52pm
Sigurdur:

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHA
  6:53pm
conrad:

"It'll be something like 4am local time here in Berlin."

No, it will be 3-6pm I think.
Avatar 6:53pm
Sigurdur:

CuM On !!!
Avatar 6:54pm
Sigurdur:

Ring ring ring
Avatar 6:55pm
Srdjo:

yeah +6 hours = berlin, belgrade...
Avatar 6:55pm
hamburger:

does the punchline come through the email?
Avatar 6:55pm
Sigurdur:

Ken and golden helll should consider matiing...... hehehehe
  6:56pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

What's more dangerous: licking a toilet, or doing an Andy body-shot?
Avatar 6:57pm
Sigurdur:

OK
Avatar 6:57pm
Andrea:

Am I right? Does anyone more more 7SD?
  6:57pm
Reason:

Making Andy pledge just the difference to the next level and not a full $1000 is an incentive for listeners not to pledge a lot when it gets close to another spin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Mutant:

Hopefully there is no navel lint
Avatar 6:58pm
hamburger:

stalling for more than 5 minutes should to equate to an extra spin / previous spin exception invalid!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Caryn:

Andy's changing the post-its again!
  6:59pm
Reason:

Pretty buff, btw.
Avatar 6:59pm
Srdjo:

ken and iggy pop have the same personal trainer
  6:59pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Is that a "FUZZY NAVEL?"
Avatar 7:00pm
Paddy Wagon!:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Mutant:

Good one
Avatar 7:01pm
kevin g:

And then times like this make you rethink your earlier feelings about webcam technology.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:02pm
G:

Dear God.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:02pm
chinchilla:

that was one of the funniest things i ever did saw.
  7:02pm
Reason:

Greatest 7SD moment after the waterboarding.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:02pm
Caryn:

@Reason: half of the challenges are there just to give Ken a possibility to show off his torso.
Avatar 7:02pm
Chris M.:

i can't believe he swallowed!
  7:02pm
Courtney:

I've been listening to SSD for 10 years, and that was the all time highlight.
Avatar 7:03pm
Andrea:

I got the video! It's going up on YouTube now...
Avatar 7:03pm
Sigurdur:

Life is beatiful
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:03pm
G:

Andy swallows. Now we know.
Avatar 7:03pm
hamburger:

hmm.. andy didn't bring his listerine for that
Avatar 7:04pm
Dan B From Upstate:

That... Was amazing!
  7:04pm
MISTER JOHNNY:

Is Andy gonna sing "Railroad Bill?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:05pm
G:

If he actually did the navel shot with swallow, what's gonna happen when RAPE comes up?
Avatar 7:05pm
Matt from Springfield:

Last year they wouldn't be on at this time--I'd hate to say it, but thank you indirectly, DJ/Rupture!
Avatar 7:05pm
Sigurdur:

Slowwwww Death
Avatar 7:06pm
Sigurdur:

sooooo slowwwwww
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:06pm
G:

That was a little Tom sarcasm, that last comment he left
Avatar 7:08pm
Matt from Springfield:

Stick around until EFD, Andy! Then, you might get a Jo Jo Gunne!!
Avatar 7:08pm
Sigurdur:

Yeah Man Ring Ring Ring
Avatar 7:12pm
Matt from Springfield:

The Trojan Safeway! Why didn't I think of this before!
Avatar 7:12pm
Chris M.:

i need more spins. EVERYBODY PLEDGE!
Avatar 7:12pm
Andrea:

Can we top body shot? What do you want to see?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:12pm
G:

alternate title: Cape Fruit
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:13pm
Mutant:

This is making me rethink not getting the stickers. I thought they were just stickers...
Avatar 7:13pm
Andrea:

$475 away!!!
  7:14pm
Reason:

Manson Family Fruit Stickers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:14pm
Caryn:

This whole fruit discussion goes into my "top 7SD moments of the year" list.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:15pm
cklequ:

That fruit sticker bit might have been the best thing i've ever heard on this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:15pm
G:

Captain Jack is actually on a loop in Andy's masturbatorium
Avatar 7:15pm
Holly in NC:

Hi all - just fyi for me, "rape" is never funny.
See y'all during efd's show, I hope! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:15pm
Caryn:

Aw, now I'm thinking of "Gilmore Girls"...
  7:15pm
Reason:

All the Billy Joel you need for today: http://gawker.com/5990118/billy-joel-stuns-vanderbilt-with-once+in+a+lifetime-answer-to-students-question
Avatar 7:16pm
Bad Ronald:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar 7:16pm
Nick the Bard:

Leave the Billy Joel on, please?
Avatar 7:16pm
Sigurdur:

OOOOOOoo YeAAAhhhh........ fucking ring please
Avatar 7:17pm
Matt from Springfield:

Yeah, Nat Roe's Reverse AC Chartsweep!
Avatar 7:17pm
Chris M.:

i just got a migraine.
Avatar 7:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn,cklequ YES! That is what 7SD is all about!
  7:18pm
cosmic matrix:

good arrangement, decent singing, decent song.... annoying yes, but decent also yet.
Avatar 7:18pm
Dan B From Upstate:

I HATE that I like this billy Joel song. But I'd never admit to liking it...
  7:19pm
cosmic matrix:

dan b, there is a little bit of music snobbery going on here. it's okay, to be expected.
  7:19pm
cosmic matrix:

play ALLENTOWN!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:19pm
G:

@Dan B: Don't worry, we won't report this violation to the Hipster Credential Committee
  7:20pm
Webster:

Now play Roseanna by Toto
  7:20pm
cosmic matrix:

hey, ken, just throw the track though some thick FX!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:20pm
amanda c:

nothing can be worse than the michael buble song that he played this morning.
Avatar 7:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

Ahem, this track was the beginning of Billy's "Glass Houses" album, you Billadummies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:21pm
Caryn:

@Dan B: that was one of the Billy Joel songs I like. This one, though... ugh. I do think that breaking glass noise at the start is him crashing his car into another house, though, so there's that.
Avatar 7:21pm
Sigurdur:

YeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh
  7:21pm
cosmic matrix:

then play africa by poco
Avatar 7:22pm
Sigurdur:

its smoko timeoooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:22pm
G:

and owner of a lonely heart
  7:22pm
Webster:

Oh no CM, Africa is Toto too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:23pm
amanda c:

hey ken, do you know where i can get some weed around randolph, nj?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:23pm
Caryn:

Aw, the ustream objected to this song so much it went off...
Avatar 7:23pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I've seen potheads who subtracted better.
Avatar 7:23pm
Nick the Bard:

Booooo, leave the Billy Joel on
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:24pm
G:

"Thwacket!" was what the very first NJ governor's wife used to call out loudly when hubby was hitting the right spot.
Avatar 7:24pm
Matt from Springfield:

Everybody CLAP!!
Avatar 7:24pm
Windy City:

Yea!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:24pm
cosmic matrix:

webster, for real? man. i will NEVER get this straight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:27pm
cosmic matrix:

i guess i'm not the only one: wiki.answers.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:27pm
G:

em pathetic things
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:27pm
cosmic matrix:

i miss the video feed... did sandy steal it?
Avatar 7:27pm
Matt from Springfield:

Tom is rubbing it in tonight! :)
Avatar 7:28pm
Sigurdur:

Ill get wet
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:29pm
G:

the feed is still there. i see it. the problem is on your end! :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:29pm
Mutant:

Chubby bunny time!
Avatar 7:29pm
hamburger:

Andy gets some nice premiums ;) / cop out
Avatar 7:29pm
Sigurdur:

Meira Bogi,,,,,, shot the glass
Avatar 7:30pm
jk:

Chubby Bunny has caused at least two deaths, both from suffocation due to the throat being blocked with marshmallows.

On June 4, 1999, 12-year-old Catherine "Casey" Fish died after choking on four marshmallows while playing Chubby Bunny. The contest was scheduled for the annual Care Fair held at Hoffman Elementary School in Chicago's North Shore area. It was to be supervised, but Casey and some of her friends began playing while the teacher was momentarily away. She collapsed, and was taken to Glenbrook Hospital, where she died a few hours later. Fish's parents subsequently sued the school district and appeared on Oprah to warn about the dangers of Chubby Bunny.[3][4][5]

On September 12, 2006, Janet Rudd, 32, from London, Ontario, Canada died in a Chubby Bunny competition at the Western Fair. St John Ambulance volunteers came to Rudd's aid with a defibrillator and suction equipment, but were unable to remove the blockage in the unconscious woman's throat.[6]
Avatar 7:31pm
Sigurdur:

hahahahhahha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:31pm
chinchilla:

oh my the danger!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:31pm
G:

County Morgue-y Bunny
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:31pm
cosmic matrix:

where feed??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:31pm
Mutant:

I had no idea that was a real thing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:32pm
G:

wfmu.org front page has the feed. click on ustream there and you can see the feed at upstream
Avatar 7:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: It wouldn't work for 7SD, without a morbid side to it.
  7:33pm
Courtney:

I can't wait to see how my Ken n Andy n Chris plate looks next to my Ken n Andy n Barack plate.
Avatar 7:33pm
Sigurdur:

Jipppi ..... love love love
Avatar 7:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

Master bator-builder?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:34pm
cosmic matrix:

@G, thanks!! ...i swear it wasn't there before...
  7:35pm
Trixie 1927:

I have plans for those stickers...MWAHAHAHA!
Avatar 7:36pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

That rescue requires a shop-vac.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:36pm
G:

Stockade Building Ed: Don't forget to lose the keys.
  7:37pm
Ralphine:

That looks like a pillory to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:37pm
Kayle in Toronto:

"We'll unlock them when we reach our 2014 fundraising goal"
  7:37pm
Webster:

Hey, a bit o trivia regarding Poco. The cover art for their hit album Legend was created by Phil Hartman, who later became the popular comedian who was murdered by his mentally disturbed, drug addled wife.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:38pm
G:

Shhh, don't tell them, Ralphine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:39pm
Caryn:

A Prius? Oh, Ken, that's a crappy car! You can be environmental in way better wheels.
Avatar 7:41pm
Sigurdur:

oooooo sooo sLoW
Avatar 7:42pm
Matt from Springfield:

Marshmallows are like glass shards on the mouth!!
Avatar 7:42pm
Andrea:

Pledge from Ira Kaplan from Yo La Tengo! See him perform with the band live from Berlin 9am-12pm tomorrow (Thurs) on Faye's show
Avatar 7:42pm
Matt from Springfield:

Poop on a COP CAR, in the stocks, in Washington Square Park!!!
  7:42pm
Reason:

Matt from Springfield: :D
Avatar 7:43pm
glenn:

matt, if you ever come to toronto, we're going to greg's ice cream shop for some roasted marshmallow ice cream. the best thing in the universe.
  7:43pm
James:

You're talking about a pillory not stocks!
  7:43pm
Reason:

A lot of poop jokes on 7SD in this age of Obama, btw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:44pm
cosmic matrix:

i remember stephen bishop playing this song on TV with one of those little electonic autoharp synths...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:44pm
cosmic matrix:

when dem called.
Avatar 7:44pm
Matt from Springfield:

The 3rd Dog Night isn't as good as the 2nd, or 4th.
Avatar 7:45pm
Matt from Springfield:

Is this Stephen Bishop?!??
  7:45pm
g:

Falsetto is disturbing.
Avatar 7:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

Thanks for staffing the phone room, BGZ! :D

Thanks Reason :) And I'd love to try that, glenn!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:46pm
Kayle in Toronto:

You gotta listen to the whole Dog Night series in order to get the true experience
Avatar 7:46pm
Sigurdur:

wILLY MY MAN YOU SCREAM STONE DD
Avatar 7:47pm
Andrea:

BODY SHOT: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:47pm
cosmic matrix:

oh, the suzuki omnichord.
Avatar 7:47pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Andrea: Unfortunately I can't make it for the live Yo La Tengo from Berlin tomorrow, but my ♥ 4 YLT = ∞! :)
Avatar 7:47pm
Matt from Springfield:

YES! Got it! :)
"Charming Guitar Player"
Avatar 7:48pm
Dean Wormer:

ahhhhh. animal house love. double secret probation for EVERYBODY..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:49pm
tomasz.:

their juke album from last year was great
Avatar 7:49pm
Matt from Springfield:

John Landis' epiphet for his friend Stephen B. in all his movies; Kentucky Fried Movie "Charming Guy", Blues Brothers "Charming Trooper", Twilight Zone Movie "Charming G.I.", etc.
  7:50pm
Poomaster:

Love Andy's soft-rock, late-70s-hit ipod selections. "On and On"....OMG.
Avatar 7:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Dean: Well, only one thing we can do now: Road Trip!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:50pm
Kayle in Toronto:

The new pope *did* say "let's start this path... of fraternity". Catholic Animal House.
Avatar 7:50pm
Andrea:

Tom called again...
Avatar 7:51pm
Andrea:

And Andy rolls..... SWITCH
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:51pm
Mutant:

Double switch!
Avatar 7:51pm
Andrea:

And Ken rolls.... SWITCH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:51pm
Bank Rob:

THE DOUBLE SWITCHAROO!
Avatar 7:52pm
Andrea:

KARAOKE time!
Avatar 7:52pm
hamburger:

classic 7sd anti climax :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:52pm
Bank Rob:

a capella karaoke?
Avatar 7:53pm
Sigurdur:

aLLLLL DRIEDDD UP
Avatar 7:53pm
Bad Ronald:

The Body Shot Kills!
Avatar 7:53pm
kevin g:

take my ears. please!
Avatar 7:54pm
Matt from Springfield:

@hamburger: Great, as I'm very against 7SD climax!
Avatar 7:55pm
hamburger:

hah - perfect ending
  7:55pm
Reason:

I am loving this.
Avatar 7:55pm
Matt from Springfield:

Meet the new tricks. Same as the old tricks.
  7:56pm
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:

VA-VA-VOOM?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:56pm
chinchilla:

yup great anti-ending
Avatar 7:56pm
Andrea:

Did you guys watch the body shot video yet? www.youtube.com...
Avatar 7:57pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Isn't "losing my religion" a seven second delay euphemism for anal sex?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:57pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Zats...I was out until just now. Did I miss much?
Avatar 7:58pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

What Scharpling didn't say is they made his show so much better by comparison!
Avatar 7:58pm
glenn:

doesn't andy have another nipple to pierce?
Avatar 7:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

Thanks guys! Great thank you present!
Avatar 7:59pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Poor, poor Lamin has to pick up the pieces yet again.
  7:59pm
Reason:

Dan B: No, just gay sex.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:59pm
Mutant:

Good job guys
Avatar 8:01pm
Matt from Springfield:

All right! G'night Ken and Andy and volunteers and pledgers!
Bottom
Comment!
Name
Email
(C) 2024 WFMU. Generated by KenzoDB, written 2000-2024 by Ken Garson