He said it. Hey Ken, I bet your soul wax pals would love to mash Iced Honey with Azz Everywhere.
9:03am
Cheri Pi:
I AM NOT SPERMLESS!!!
9:04am
Dan B From Upstate:
Yeah, I think this is the perfect christmas gift to give to someone I don't like but I still have to buy a christmas gift for due to some sort of awful social pressures placed on us.
9:04am
glenn:
christ on a skateboard. make it stop.
9:04am
Ken:
Cheri, you are too. You're spermless, like a girl.
Jeremy, what did he rhyme with Lexicon?
9:05am
Cheri Pi:
You know those French men who talk through a song with a nice vibe in the background (Melody Nelson and the like) I think this is what Lou was going for.
9:06am
Mark:
this actually got a positive review in the new issue of The Wire
9:06am
Brian C.:
Dreams do come true! Been waiting for some more Lulu. I guess this is a "bad" cut? Hmm, not sure if "good" or "bad" applies to this. Pretty sure "Awesome" does!
9:06am
?:
I want to hear Barbara Streisand and Sepultura
9:07am
glenn:
well, mexican would be the obvious choice for a rhyme.
9:07am
Ken:
I LIKE it!!
9:08am
lee:
poor Lou
9:08am
Marmalade Kitty:
oops..?!
9:09am
moose:
i see him often at the dog run, lou reed- now i'll only think of 'spermless like a girl'
9:09am
Mark:
you should get the audio of Loutallica playing "White Heat/White Light"
9:10am
λɯəɹəɾ:
i had too google the lyrics because i didn't recall. he used lexicon in the middle of a line, not the end, thus making it not rhyme capable at the moment of execution.
but Mexican or even better, mexicon, would be a good rhyming partner imho.
9:12am
Mark:
The Return Of Pipecock Jackson has been reissued by Honest Jon
9:14am
Cheri Pi:
I've got Pipecock on order! Can't wait
9:14am
Mark:
I'm gonna get it too
9:18am
jan:
Ken, reporting from Amtrak NY to Baltimore- the station keeps dropping out! Signal is good now, thankfully, because I bought headphones specially for the ride !
9:18am
glenn:
so... the return of the return of pipecock jackxon?
9:20am
Cheri Pi:
I hear that Lee Perry burned down the Ark because of the coming of LuLu.
9:20am
Robert:
Jan, this is the time of year, especially in the morning, when VHF & UHF tend to bend more around the curve of the Earth.
9:20am
Mark:
"Originally released in 1980, this album is the final work to emerge from the BlackArk studio, before its permanent destruction."
9:23am
yayson:
just tuned in, is this the 18-sec song show? i really like 18-sec songs, perfect for my attention span.
9:27am
Ken:
Sorry Yayson, last week was the 18 second show. Today I'm playing only sings with a duration of 4:47. Requests?
9:28am
Gavin:
...is this the remix or the original?
9:29am
AnAnonymousParty:
Say, is that Beavis in the orange shirt?
9:31am
hamburger:
could be / or doogie howser?
9:33am
Andrew:
Or that CSI guy.
9:34am
pgw in mntclr:
Since he's in Dr. Jacoby's gang, it's probably Doogie
9:34am
still b/p:
West Side Salon. Some of those Jets actors were required to lighten their hair for shooting the picture, for a more pronounced contrast with the Sharks.
9:35am
Dan B From Upstate:
We only see his face from the side. He MUST be Beavis.
9:35am
Michele:
Yes! Tonetta! I was waiting for this.
9:37am
Gavin:
this is scary and amazing and a bit sexy.
9:39am
trish:
'scary'?
'a bit'?
Tomato tomato
9:40am
Cecile:
ah, Arto. you lost something when you stopped screaming and started singing.
9:41am
Cecile:
although I do like that one with Blond Red Head on it.
9:44am
Gavin:
argh, i cant find that Tonetta track on youtube! No freaking people out at parties for me... :(
9:46am
jet girl:
jet boy is david winters. went on to produce "Linda Lovelace for President" and have 2-year affair with her. so sayeth wiki.
9:46am
hamburger:
there are PLENTY of tonetta youtube clips to freak people out with!
9:47am
Gavin:
Dance of the Dream Man from the Twin Peaks Soundtrack???
Surely Dr. Jacoby at the bottom of your page has been telling you...
9:47am
AbeSomething:
Tonetta on SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/tonetta_gkb/tonetta777-22-god-treats-you#new-timed-comment-at-185932
9:48am
Danimal:
I'm sure you thought of Twin Peaks
9:48am
Hugh:
Finger snaps: "It's Unbelievable" by Fuck, on Cupid's Cactus. Radio friendly. And good!
9:48am
jonathan:
body language by queen.
9:48am
Gavin:
Faith No More - Edge of the World from The Real Thing Album
9:49am
I Got The Morning Munchies:
Is anyone else hungry? I could go for an extra large sausage pizza right now!
9:49am
jmd:
Aadams Family theme and Finger Poppin' TIme
9:49am
Gavin:
@AbeSomething - thanks, will check that out!
9:50am
Vicki:
"Driving Flying Rising Falling" by People Like Us samples this song on my album Welcome Abroad
9:51am
Dan B From Upstate:
Does 16 ton(ne)s have snapping?
9:51am
jet girl:
"snap your fingers" by barbara lewis. cd in library.
9:51am
lee:
swinging like Frankie S.
9:52am
Vicki:
if you have those Multitrack Masters that were floating around I see Marvin Gaye - What's Going On (2 Inch 16 Track Master) has finger clicks!
9:53am
Vicki:
Snap Your Fingers by Bobby Jonz
9:54am
Cecile:
isn't there finger snapping in a Matias Aguayo song, like Rollerskate or something?
9:54am
paul:
ADDAMS FAMILY
9:55am
Vivian:
Argh, my itunes is acting up. Will have to wait until show is archived. Curses!!
9:55am
jet girl:
"figertips pt. 2" by stevie wonder.
9:56am
still b/p:
Peggy Lee's Fever...except it suffers already from overexposure.
9:56am
slugluv1313:
Peggy Lee's and/or The Cramps' versions of "Fever" -- do those have finger snapping on them???
9:56am
jet girl:
meant "fingertips pt. 2"
9:56am
Cecile:
I still love it, sbp.
9:57am
earwax:
Snap Yo Fingers - T. Pain
9:59am
nvm:
fever, peggy lee
9:59am
paul:
ha!!!! i love "body language".
10:00am
lee:
killer queen also
10:00am
BSI:
oh Freddy, poor poor Freddy.... Your hair was the source of your power...
10:01am
Ken:
Great suggestions, thanks!
10:01am
paul:
did you mean to play "under pressure"? same album, and more snapping. but this song is sillier.
10:01am
jonathan:
thank you
10:01am
Cecile:
does Killer Joe by Benny Golson start with finger snaps.
This Queen song is a hair better than I remembered it.
10:02am
Cecile:
BSI, what are the odds of us both being hair-obsessed at the same time?
10:02am
(~_^) fofo [:
Good morning everyone!
Snap your Finger, Snap your Neck by Prong?
10:03am
oh snap:
"finger snap" by them concrete boyz.
10:03am
pgw in mntclr:
"Body Language" probably isn't Brian May's favorite Queen song
10:04am
slugluv1313:
Bobby Darin's "Mack the Knife"
10:04am
Cecile:
nice, ken. Still so sexy after all these years.
Don't hate me, but while I love the original, but I love this more.
10:05am
lee:
hildegard knef's version of fever
10:05am
Barney:
I keep picturing Rita Moreno & Animal doing Fever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yvHWyvexZA
10:05am
Vicki:
sorry - another of mine - it samples Fever!
Dancing In The Carmen by People Like Us and Ergo Phizmiz from "Rhapsody in Glue"
10:05am
BSI:
@Cecile: I just got here, did I miss some zesty hair obsession? In Freddy Mercury's case, it's a no-brainer. In my humble. When the hair went, so went the magic(k).
10:06am
(~_^) fofo [:
Ooo, Rhapsody in Glue (♥_♥)
10:07am
BSI:
Oh hell, for finger-snapping, hit up SNAKEFINGER. Lots of choices. "Here Comes The Bums" from the Chewing Hides the Sound LP comes to mind.
10:07am
(~_^) fofo [:
oh, nice played Ken! (^-^)b
10:08am
Aaron in JCity:
Prong - really?? What no beg to differ???
10:08am
Cecile:
I said something was "a hair better" right after.
Freddie's hair was kinda short for News of the World, and there was good stuff there. And I think while Another One Bites the Dust isn't good Queen, it's a great song.
BSI, how can I forget that one? Classic.
10:09am
Gavin:
probably anything by Mike Patton??? Especially from Fantomas' Director's Cut album.
10:09am
Cecile:
Beatnik Party by Snakefinger also has great snapping.
10:10am
Cecile:
wow, a Prong song I kinda like.
10:11am
Randy in NC:
WFMU, All finger snapping, all the time!
10:11am
oh snap:
hot snappin' gifs:
http://tinyurl.com/82ruhcx
http://tinyurl.com/7mpt5go
10:12am
Cecile:
are you getting suggestions, Ken? I put out the call on Twitter.
10:12am
Andrew:
That is one phenomenal Jesus and Tiger painting
10:12am
Mark in DC:
It's Madison Time, hit it!
10:13am
Aaron in JCity:
Boom Snap Clap - andrew Moore - http://youtu.be/W1l4ubrzOJE
10:14am
Cecile:
Okay, I know there is a Rapture that was a black-metal band, and The Rapture who were a dark dance group, is this another The Rapture?
10:15am
Randy in NC:
@Mark in DC - Yes!
10:15am
Cecile:
This sounds like really good house/techo with a gospel feel.
10:15am
Cecile:
MARK- RIGHT ANSWER! This!!!!
10:18am
Cecile:
wow, it is the same Rapture. wow.
10:19am
Andrea on the M62:
Them Concrete Boyz is like something S.Mouse would sing
10:19am
dc pat:
wait, where'd Ken go?
10:20am
(~_^) fofo:
Vicki, Ken:
I was just reading this and thought of you guys. It might be of your interest:
An AI tool for for understanding and indexing sound
http://www.kurzweilai.net/an-ai-tool-for-for-understanding-and-indexing-sound
MediaMined is an Artificial Intelligence tool for understanding and indexing sound, a unique way for both finding and matching previously unlabeled audio files.
10:22am
Cecile:
My hair actually kinda has a Ricki-Lake-in-Harispray kind of color scheme right now...
10:22am
still b/p:
Play Snap Your Fingers by Ronnie Milsap and clear the room! Or play Bob Wills & Texas Playboys version and be blessed.
10:22am
Ken:
Thanks fofo! I need that. Does it work?
10:23am
Ken:
I dont hear no finger snapping in this tune.
10:23am
Mark:
hey how about "Do the Hucklebuck" next?
10:24am
(~_^) fofo:
Ken,
There's a demo video on that link-article at the bottom. It looks amazing.
10:26am
Ken:
I been ripped off. Last two songs in a row had NO FINGER SNAPS!
10:26am
Cecile:
well, they sing about finger snapping, at least.
And you can snap your fingers to it.
10:27am
Mark:
sounds like some snapping and cracking on the record itself
10:28am
dc pat:
I've never been comfortable with finger snapping...
10:28am
Lizardner Dave:
So there's a theme this week then.
10:29am
Cecile:
sow-wee
10:30am
Tony Soprano:
I got ya finger snappin' myoosic. I create it an' enjoy it regyooly.
10:32am
Mark:
how about musical saw next? or glass harp
10:32am
harpie:
now yer talkin'!
10:33am
Cecile:
I vote for hurdy gurdy. Then you can play both Hedningarna and Keji Haino.
10:33am
hank:
nice mouth.....
10:34am
BSI:
Hedningarna!
10:35am
Carmichael:
Good morning, Kenneth. Hello, everyone.
10:36am
Mark:
I enjoyed "Brave New World" more than 1984
10:36am
siggi:
asatru cool... and hi all
10:38am
Tongues Too ShortTo Felch With God:
The Jew's harp is sounding good played simultaneously with Bush Tetra's Can't Be Funky.
10:38am
Cecile:
YES.
10:38am
BSI:
ice rawk!
10:39am
Cecile:
one of the best shows I ever saw in my life.
10:39am
Jenniqua:
Wow, snapping and now jews harp? Any chance you can play KAZOO songs?
10:39am
dc pat:
oh yeah, where's the Bush Tetras tribute?
10:39am
siggi:
land þitt er það
10:40am
Cecile:
ahhhhhh, Sanna.from Hedningarna such a great singer and performer.
10:41am
Carmichael:
How come nobody mentioned Finger Poppin' Time by Hank Ballard & the Midnighters? I figgered it was the obvious choice.
10:42am
dc pat:
clearly Huxley's methods are a lot more effective...
10:47am
BSI:
.....i can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies....
10:48am
holland oats:
hey ken wassup w the Arbitrary Guide? not updated past 12/15 - how am i supposed to know what i'm about to miss? or is there something you know that i don't?!? #quetzalcoatl2012
10:50am
(~_^) fofo:
Talking about the Orwell vision...I heard you guys in the USA are about to approve/pass the SOPA, a bill that could kill the Internet?
10:52am
dc pat:
this is a pretty set. Sometimes I understand the allure of pop.
10:52am
Mark:
my dog likes pizza too, in fact that dog looks just like him. you can the Niinian Harwick cd on Amazon for 1 penny - new!
10:53am
dc pat:
yes, Tom! i like the new one.
10:54am
lewis:
the new Waits release is growing on me (not literally of course)
10:54am
?:
is this the Bob Dylan Christmas album?
10:56am
(~_^) fofo:
I wish it was.
10:57am
hamburger:
this is like marchin down the street drunk with your elbows out music :)
10:57am
dc pat:
?, you are a wiener.
That was amazing. Time to buy it.
10:58am
Cecile:
I love Cher.
10:59am
Mark:
bsi was seconding cecile
10:59am
BSI:
Cecile gets credit for the Hedningarna suggestion. I'm just a coat-tail rider thing.
10:59am
Cecile:
it was me. LOL!
11:00am
(~_^) fofo:
With Cecile you can't never go wrong. (♥_♥)
11:00am
BSI:
CECILE / OLIVE in 2012!
GET OUT THE VOTE!
11:02am
Cecile:
I am pre-emptively impeaching myself.
11:03am
holland oats:
trivia pop quiz: what does ken's west side story gif have to do with twin peaks?
11:04am
siggi:
I am pre-emptively impeaching myself. lol looool
11:04am
Ken:
Im sorry Cecile. All the nice things I said about BSI go triple for you. I love you forever and foralways.
11:05am
Carmichael:
Read up the message thread, Holland.
11:05am
Cecile:
I love you, too. Ken.
11:05am
(~_^) fofo:
Holland oats,
Answer: Benjamin Horne.
11:06am
Carmichael:
Jeez, Ken's gettin' all Lionel Richie on us.
11:06am
holland oats:
@carmichael cha-might
answer: they're both weird!
11:07am
Cecile:
all my once-strong Metallica love has now gone over to Slayer and John-Bush-era Anthrax. And Voivod.
11:07am
holland oats:
+ the guy on the right looks like jack nance
11:08am
(~_^) fofo:
*sighing*
11:09am
Cecile:
Ken, you seriously need to check out Korpiklaani.
They call themselves "hummpa-metal" and they sing about drinking homemade rotgut on barren Finnish potato farms and killing missionaries as they disembark from their boats.
11:09am
Dan B From Upstate:
I love this song more every time I hear it.
11:11am
Mark:
the down side of black metal is always the vocals
11:12am
Cecile:
some bands have great vocals even if they are growly. I always liked Opeth's. And Lamb of God's actually used to be pretty good.
11:13am
Robert:
Death metal always sounds to me like someone vomiting or about to vomit.
11:13am
(~_^) fofo:
Cecile,
They sound like dissidents coming from Elakaleiset.
11:13am
russ tamblyn:
fire walk with me.
11:14am
Richard from Venezuela:
Sigh rocks.
Greetings Ken and all the listeners.
11:14am
Cecile:
Yes, Robert. Or the Cookie Monster, I've heard that.
van halen just got signed to interscope! it's 1991 all over again!
11:36am
(~_^) fofo:
weiterso,
BUMP!
11:36am
TonguesTooShortToFelchWithGod:
That Vietnamese Jew's harp record is becoming the soundtrack of my life. Just match the tempos with whatever is currently playing.
11:36am
Carmichael:
Ken, try "Bryce".
11:37am
OM:
1234, just like my luggage?
11:37am
ANONYMOUS:
We already know your password.
11:38am
trish:
passwd: superretrotrash
11:40am
Ken:
Tickets to Bardo Pond 11/19 to whoever can guess WFMU's default password
11:41am
Van Halen:
password: friedman
11:41am
Cecile:
wfmu?
11:42am
Mike East:
-guest-
11:42am
Van Halen:
password: changeme
11:42am
Carmichael:
password: UMFW
11:42am
trish:
codger
11:43am
Van Halen:
password: freeform
11:43am
Julie:
thank you for putting that Katy Perry song in my head. It is infectious and painful like pinkeye
11:43am
earwax:
password
11:44am
(~_^) fofo:
password: 91.1
11:44am
Mark:
password: ***
11:45am
pgw in mntclr:
password: Upsala
11:45am
hank:
"red"
11:45am
Van Halen:
most passwords can't have any punctuation marks such as .
11:45am
Van Halen:
pw: jerseycity
11:47am
seang:
fuck yeah
11:47am
Mark:
au contraire Van Halen, many passwords require at least one special character
11:47am
(~_^) fofo:
password: ,0,0,0
11:47am
pgw in mntclr:
how come no one's guessed "default"?
11:47am
Van Halen:
the thing is, who's trying to hack in FMU? to do what, get into their huge bank vault??? so it might be something really simple and obvious without a problem ever happening
11:47am
Van Halen:
yes, but not commas or periods
11:47am
Carmichael:
password: cornweenie
11:48am
OM:
oh god get the stalling tape!
11:48am
coelacanth:
i'm so un-satisfied
11:48am
FEMA:
uh-oh
11:50am
Van Halen:
Dear FCC, If I didn't pay attention to the EAS, how did it work as an Alert???
11:51am
Mark:
gotta disagree re commas and periods
11:51am
Carmichael:
When did Shane McGowan join the Replacements?
11:51am
AnAnonymousParty:
Somehow I've always suspected in a real emergency that would trigger a national EAS alert, we'd hear the EAS tones and then silence as the EMP takes out every non-hardened electronic device.
11:52am
seang:
everything you dream of is right in front of you
11:52am
Ken:
Sorry everybody. The password is reversecowgirl63 - That got the ole EAS unit humming allright!
11:52am
Mark in DC:
Wow, hadn't heard this Mats in awhile - tank you
11:53am
Butthead:
heh heh heh non-hardened hehheh heh heh
11:54am
coelacanth:
more...reverse cowgirl.
11:54am
Reality Check:
EAS is a 1950s setup that just can't be made relevant to seurity problems that would occur now. But people somewhere are getting paid government salaries and bennies to work on it and oversee it, so it will never die.
11:54am
#workfare:
hey @sainsburys "live well for less" like on thin air when you are on #workfare? SLAVE DRIVERS - I WONT BUY FROM YOU!
11:56am
(~_^) fofo:
Government salaries. Hmm...Sounds interesting. Here in the UK it's called taxpayer's money.
11:57am
BW:
Hey ken I'm
Listening to you on the tube!
11:57am
Reality Check:
It's taxpayer money here too, but only we can set we free.
11:58am
russ tamblyn:
just remembered! that "jets" song from west side story has finger snapping in it!
11:59am
trish:
I imagine a day when solar/wind emerg networks + wireless will negate the need for the bleat bleat.
Voices + brains > bleats
11:59am
Jeremy:
Fantastic show this week!
11:59am
(~_^) fofo:
Wonderful show, Ken! Thanks so much! Also big props to listeners' suggestions :) See ya next episode!
11:59am
coelacanth:
thanx Ken Glad to hear you again (been a while) Good show!
11:59am
Cecile:
Shipbuilding was written by Elvis Costello and Clive Langer. But Wyatt made it his own.