Ken, what a thrill it was seeing the infamous Dell in action Sunday night.
9:02am
annie:
morning ken
9:02am
cribley:
Hail Zatumba.
9:03am
listener mark:
Good Morning Ken.
Good Morning All.
9:04am
JJZ:
This music is so hot I might be scalded if I don't wear protective clothing.
9:08am
dei xhrist:
yay! If I can't get Id M ThefT Able, Zatumba fits the bill right ready.
9:09am
Ken:
Hello everybody!! Thanks to all who pledged or helped!!
9:09am
texas scott:
good morning,Ken.
I was challenged earlier this week by several listeners...
They said that if I survived wednesday's shows,
I would be a true,die-hard wfmu fan.
So far,so good....
9:09am
cribley:
Wow, Ken. I think you found the opposite of Sly.
9:09am
amy:
ken, i have a dell laptop that is yours for the destroying if you want it...
9:11am
Lizardner Dave:
Good morning all.
9:12am
annie:
scott, hold on..... you ain't seen nuthin yet
9:12am
NEGATOR:
Ken, you're on! I would give a testicle to this station if I could afford it (accident). You are my favorite DJ of all-time! Keep up the great effort and I'll keep giving back. Even with your back problem, nausea, kitty tranquilizer addiction (Tramadol), badly needing to urinate bladder (lake show), Shitty Dell equipment, etc......
9:14am
BSI:
This Blandon track is hauntingly close to Bonzo Dog Band's "my pink half of the drainpipe"... or is it that the coffee hasn't kicked in yet?
9:15am
Happy Listener:
Glad to hear that the marrathon went well, Ken! Thanks for all the great shows.
9:15am
Ken:
Dell / Tascam in the house! Thanks to Mark Slaughter for figuring out the audio problem in time for the marathon - save my ass!!
9:16am
Bäd R☺nald:
Morning folks.
"my pink half..." is hilarious BSI!
9:17am
Unclear on the concept:
I liked that song from "Man of La Mancha" sung in Spanish. Hey, I've got a cool idea! What if we did a production of the show where the whole story is *set* in Spain?
9:17am
gigantor:
This may be the best Corn Weenie yet!
9:19am
Ken:
Unclear on the Concept, that's completely insane! Man of La Mancha is set on 47th Street!
9:19am
annie:
i'd love to see a remix of the taped excerpts from o'reilly's book "those who trespass"
9:20am
listener mark:
90.1 is off the air!!!!!
9:20am
Lizardner Dave:
Will "The Larry Tapes" ever be available for purchase? Seriously, I'd kick in an extra fifteen bucks on top of what I pledged for a copy. Don't even need the keychain.
9:24am
annie:
wow. that was quick!!
9:24am
Ken:
90.1 is off the air?! I think we'll be hearing a lot more Jonathan Kane while I look into it. Shite!
9:26am
PMD:
Ken, morning. and, oh, go to hell.
9:30am
Ken:
OK 90.1 is back on the air. That's two T1s down in three days! It's all AIG's fault!!! Who hates AIG?!!!
9:32am
annie:
ok, i'll bite... i do!
9:32am
-max-:
Morning Ken, Sweden, Zatumba, et al...
Still working on photos from the finale. I did get a shot of the infamous wardrobe malfunction. I'll clear that one with you, Ken, before I post it.
Thank you to everyone who helped ensure that this miracle known as WFMU lives on!
9:32am
listener mark:
90.1 is back!!!!!
9:33am
Ghengis Jung:
I hate AIG!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
9:34am
cribley:
AIG ate my peanut butter sandwich.
9:34am
texas scott:
AIG can SUCKITT!!!
9:35am
PMD:
AIG will burn in hell for sending fmu off the air.
I love how they're scared of LAWYERS... oh poor them... they'd be SUED if they didn't hand out millions of dollars...
9:35am
Jøe Steele:
How does Nicolas Cage keep getting work?
9:35am
JD:
AIG are demons, DEMONS!
9:35am
Ike:
AIG is also operating all those Caribbean and Haitian pirate radio stations that interfere with non-commercial stations. I hate AIG with the passion of a thousand fiery nuns!
9:35am
listener mark:
my brother was killed at the AIG hat factory!!
9:35am
triish:
hey, don't knock the reptiles and insects of this planet by making such a comparison!
9:35am
HotRod:
SUCKITT!!!
9:36am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG kicked my cats this morning
9:36am
Joshua K:
Humans rule, AIG can suck it.
9:36am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG gave me crabs!!!!
9:36am
The Man:
I love AIG, screw you all.
9:37am
Listenerer David:
I throw my shoe at AIG
9:37am
BSI:
where's MY bonus? eh?
Until it arrives, AIG may continue to suckit.
9:37am
Ike:
Jøe Steele, AIG is making sure Nic Cage keeps getting hired.
9:38am
Ken From Hyde Park:
Know what? AIG makes me mad!
9:38am
dentron:
Just think of the bailout disasters that didn't get blown up by the media... AIG is just the tip. Sick.
9:39am
Pieter:
AIG will steal all our corn !
9:39am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG WILL ATONE!!!!!!
9:39am
NEGATOR:
AIG is run by Mugwumps!
9:39am
gumby:
AIG is an Obama's MAMA!
9:40am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG serves fried babies in it's cafeteria.
9:40am
dei x:
It's Madoff, deliberately, and personally because he is not a Woof Mooer.
9:41am
NEGATOR:
AIG is run by Mugwumps and talking assholes.
9:41am
Dei x:
Rilly, Ronald? I'm changing my lunch plans. Jetpool anyone?
9:42am
-max-:
Worse yet, the former head of AIG is suing AIG (which means us, the public, since we now own it!) because the shares he held went down in value. So many bastards....
9:42am
Jøe Steele:
I shoulda known.
9:42am
annie:
joke for st pat's day...
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Joke-For-St-Patrick-s-Day-by-the-web-090317-39.html
9:43am
texas scott:
A I G, branch of the SLEESTAK NATION!!!
9:43am
Joshua K:
I bet if you asked dave emory he could tell you how AIG is tied to the islamo-fascist neonazi milieu
9:44am
annie:
say millieu again, he loves that word. say it!!
9:45am
--johnny--:
AIG, foxnews and jesus can gargle my balls! AIG did 9/11!!!
9:46am
BSI:
mucous, please!
9:47am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG ATE ALL THE CORN WEENIES!!! REALLY REALLY!!!!
9:49am
Ken:
Joshua- Dave Emory was on that 4 years ago! He knew what big meanies AIG were long before anybody else!
9:50am
jaypee:
Wait, was that a secret Bill O'Reilly creepy porn sample I just heard?
9:51am
NS Andy:
Wow- I just accidentally had a description of waterboarding running on Democracy Now while Flipper was playing. I thought that you were doing it.
Now I understand.
9:51am
annie:
jaypee it is taken from "those who trepass" his book...
9:51am
missinlink:
AIG->GAI->GAY. Homosexuality is the reason for the downfall of AIG and the reason BOBOMAMA is your presidente comrades. WATCH FOXNEWS FOR THE TRUTH. I AM A SERIOUS GUY.
9:52am
NEGATOR:
Listen to Free your mind... in one headphone speaker. Sounds very cool.
9:52am
Bäd R☺nald:
Obama Received a $101,332 Bonus from AIG:
http://tinyurl.com/aigbama
9:52am
Joshua K:
Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder (ISBN 0-7679-1381-7) is a 1998 novel by US television personality Bill O'Reilly.
The antagonist is a tall, "no-nonsense" television journalist named Shannon Michaels, described as the product of two Celtic parents, who is pushed out by Global News Network, and systematically murders the people who ruined his career.
9:53am
cribley:
missinlink: I detect latent conservatism in your sarcasm.
9:53am
jaypee:
Thank you annie, couldn't remember the name of his "book".
Ken, more Bill O'Reilly please, I crave general grossout and shivers.
9:54am
JCityJensen:
Morning Ken!
9:54am
Momager:
My sister went to Marist with O'Reilly. She said he was the douche who would pick out the tiniest, weakest, ugliest young freshman woman and make her the focus of his ridicule. His "douchedom" is inate - not a charater.
9:55am
annie:
frikkin conservatives are nasty people. every which way you look at it
9:56am
texas scott:
hey missinlink,don't dis the gays like that.
9:56am
Momager:
I don't know. I live in the Slope. There's nothing meaner than an angry hippie.
9:58am
potmanpaul:
...i should be so lucky! salutations ken, and boy are you popular today!
9:58am
texas scott:
free your ass and your mind will follow
9:58am
annie:
yeah, but we don't shy from OUR perversions. we embrace them!! just read the personals in utne reader sometime, boy are there some kinky hippies out there!
9:59am
PMD:
Kinky hippy. Isn't that redundant?
9:59am
Momager:
YO PdaP! DJ Mama here! How's the weather over there?
10:00am
Ghengis Jung:
Brainticket!!!
10:00am
jaypee:
PMD, I think you're talking about stinky hippy, not kinky.
10:00am
missinlink:
AIG DID 9/11 WITH THE BLESSING OF ACORN AND NOBABABAMAMA. I HAVE DEFINITIVE PROOF.
10:00am
BSI:
Kranky Hippy, here.
psychedelic cynics represent!
...and yes, infinite thanks for the Brainticket...
10:01am
annie:
watch it PMD, i know where you live and i'll drive my vw microbus down there and plant pot seeds on your yard!!
10:01am
texas scott:
damn,missinlink....you might want to go with decaf next time.
10:02am
momager:
So true, so true. I am permanently scarred from seeing the naked hippies at the "tantric sex class" on HBO's "Real Sex" - nothing worse than naked, angry hippies.
10:02am
sugarwolf:
hey Momager, my mother went out with one of O'Reilly's Marist drinking buddies when she was at college, she said he was a jerk then, too.
10:03am
annie:
at least we wear our kinkiness and crankyness on our sleeve!! o'reilly has to hide it in "fiction"
10:03am
PMD:
annie, and who says that would be a bad thing?? you fell into my trap... hehaho
10:03am
Ken:
Missinlink speaks the truth! You can tell because he uses all caps.
10:03am
Lizardner Dave:
I'll say it again: put the Larry tapes in the WFMU store and I'm buyin'.
10:04am
postmanpaul:
dj mama mia!! you should bia over hia, it's a beautiful hot sunny spring morning. and if it carries on like this i'm heading for the beach!
10:04am
PMD:
Isn't stinky part of kinky? for some...
10:04am
annie:
PMD- your secret is out, no new book deals for you!
10:05am
momager:
to pdap: I used to live with this Irish guy who, upon walking outside to a warm, rainy day, would say, "Aaaah! It's a beautiful Irish summer day Let's head for the beach!"
10:06am
Momager:
missinlink: you talkin' bout Alec Baldwin?
10:07am
cribley:
sounds like mike rowe wants me to take my pants off.
10:07am
PMD:
32kmp3 was spitting and burping for me. I had to switch to 128k. I don't really understand how they are different except for the numbers...but I usually go with lower to have less drag on the work network... which may be nonsense...
10:07am
missinlink:
NOBUMA and the JEWS are controlling the media. THE DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND SHADOW GOVERNMENT HAS A CONTROLLING INTEREST IN ALL RADIO STATIONS INCLUDING THIS ONE. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH LIKE ME.
10:08am
postmanpaul:
...my kind of irishman.
10:08am
jaypee:
missinklink, that's awesome. I love the JEWS and have a keen interest in DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND SHADOW GOVERNMENTS.
10:09am
momager:
missinlink: you forgot about the Scientologists and Mormons!
10:09am
missinlink:
meet me over at freerepublic.com for more TRUTH and ENLIGHTENMENT
10:09am
The Man:
Puh-lease... I know the truth.
10:09am
stingy d:
i'm so tiled...
10:09am
Budgie:
Where's my present, Jerk?
10:09am
maria:
AIG execs should be forced to turn over 10 percent of their 'bonuses' to wfmu. can you imagine?
10:10am
annie:
check out that st pat's joke, it's a hoot!,, scroll up
10:10am
dave:
clear channel runs the country?
10:10am
jaypee:
Oh, missinglink is a freeper. It's all so clear now.
10:11am
Ken:
Missinlink - I dont believe you anymore. For some unknown reason you're just not as convincing as you used to be. I dont know what it is. I was right with you at first, but now... I dont know. It all kind of rings hollow.
10:11am
cribley:
hory clap, it is bill o. i may end up buying one of his books after all.
10:11am
Bäd R☺nald:
Hey Stingy thanks for the Class Set, it's nice!
10:11am
texas scott:
hey,Ken i think missinlink is a collective
10:11am
cribley:
nah, i'll go to the library.
10:12am
cheri:
hello everybody--this past sunday i became a godmother to my nephew....i'm very happy!!!
10:12am
mooose:
Hey, my favorite song!
10:13am
stingy d:
no problem ronald, i'm just glad that didn't get ignored!! cool!
10:13am
annie:
maybe guteneberg will deem "those who trespass" archives-worthy and get it online!!
10:13am
texas scott:
congrats,cheri!!
10:13am
cribley:
Apparently the audio book is abridged. I guess even He couldn't stand to read the whole thing.
10:14am
PodSean:
....LOVE this.
10:14am
BSI:
HEY!
AIG just phoned in with a Mouse of Today Pledge!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............
oh, wait, can they do that?
10:14am
momager:
That's awesome news Cheri! But does that mean you have to promote Catholicism to the kid?
10:15am
stingy d:
so i joined twitter, and now i'm following you ken... muha muhaha muHahHAHAHCOUGHFCOUGH!!!!!!
10:15am
joshua K:
Could WFMU make use old web servers, like ones that are a generator or two behind? I wonder if my boss wants to get rid of any.
10:16am
Momager:
Great show Ken! Have a nice day everyone! Sick me has to take sick Johnny Cash to pediatrician!
10:16am
yakov:
in communist twitter, ken follows you.
10:16am
missinlink:
BY THE WAY I'M NOT HOLLOW-I'll ring you're hollow. NOW I'M MAD. MADDER THEN EVER. HOLY MOSES I'M PISSED. I'M LOOSING MY GRIP ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! NOBAMA! JEWS! LIBERALS! GAYS! DAMMIT!
10:17am
stingy d:
hey get lost you commie creep!
10:18am
SYCOPHANT:
KEN, I LOVE YOU AND WFMU
10:18am
annie:
What the HELL is twitter? and how can we get rid of it?
10:18am
dei x:
why do the jews control the media? because they're better at writing jokes.
10:19am
momager:
Well, as I said, on my way to Doctor to do just that!
10:19am
stingy d:
annie... i'm afraid it's going to be official. it appears to be like text messaging for the your community of friends and associates.
10:20am
n/a:
off with those pants
10:20am
eewww..:
do i have to?
10:20am
momager:
Sycophant: you sound an awful lot like KH - and if you're not in school, you're dead!
10:21am
Jøe Steele:
Does this mean you're gonna play Hanna Montana?
10:21am
jeremy, the listener:
what am i supposed to do once i have my pants off?
10:21am
Lizardner Dave:
Smell that? It's the smell of the comments stream being shut down.
10:23am
~L:
Your daughter is so smart!!!
10:24am
randy:
you looked beautiful
10:24am
dc pat:
Ken! You can say "asshole"??
10:25am
PMD:
I want to hear the real flipper. You know, they call him FLIPPER, FLIPPER, he lives in a world full of wonder...
10:25am
Doug from DC:
Ken, Bob Iger's on the phone. He wants to know what you said to Nicholas Cage to make him so upset. He's locked himself in Studio B and won't come out.
10:25am
Parq:
Ken, you *didn't* look like an asshole, you looked -- oh god, how can I put it, RADIANT! I think you should seriously consider that look for the next time you have to meet with Auricle's mortgage lender
10:25am
Ghengis Jung:
Hooray for Ableton!
10:26am
missinglink:
i didn't post that last comment either - wait, which one DID i post?
10:26am
annie:
tell em about the other pipe, ken. say it!!
10:27am
sugarwolf:
Ken, I thought your necklace was very stunning.
10:27am
cribley:
no wait. THIS is the opposite of Sly.
10:27am
randy:
is this from cabaret?
10:28am
Reno:
Hey Ken, how about new call letters: WHOR
10:28am
Jøe Steele:
Maybe put Nic Cage on today instead of Kenny G ...see what happens.
10:28am
Hugo:
Undoubtedly the most ominous song of the "Cabaret" movie!
10:28am
Jess:
If tomorrow belongs to me, who does today belong to?
10:28am
Ken:
Missinlink, you were so much more charismatic and convincing at the start of the thread. What happened? We need strong conservative thinkers here. But you lost it! Get back on the good foot!
10:28am
Parq:
Ken, if this is from the movie, "Unknown" is Oliver Collignon. Hooray for IMDB.
10:29am
annie:
the scene itself was very scary
10:30am
dei x:
conspiracies are bunk. Just look at all the people around you who have been "trained". Still think a long term, multi layered, subtle plan of anything is possible? s'all chaos theory.
10:30am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
Best version of waiting room yet.
10:30am
mooose:
is there filming action round the station? i'll be passing by on my bike soon and will see!
10:31am
dc pat:
yay, Fugazi.
10:31am
BSI:
You're worrying me, Freedman. Fugazi without alterations?
10:32am
Doug from DC:
Yeah
10:33am
dc pat:
it was altered a bit.
10:34am
dc pat:
did you guys ever hear Mambo Kurt's version of waiting room? hilarious.
10:35am
stingy d:
oh, so i went to eisenberg's... grilled cheese with bacon, fries. was right on target, grilled to perfection!
10:35am
Swami:
Walk me through this. . . major media outlets don't give us the clear transparent truth? When did that start?
10:36am
-max-:
Ah, Humppa!! That hits the spot!
10:36am
mooose:
These comments are weird today.
10:36am
Freddy from: West Orange Plumbing Supply:
I'd like to here some Anthony Braxton
10:37am
dc pät:
right on, thanks singy! I wonder if they have facon..
10:37am
joshua K:
I'd like to hear the soundtrack to paint your wagon
10:38am
annie:
oh, man, my speakers are dancin back and forth. i love it!
10:38am
bbell:
elakelaiset is fun to listen to on your iPod in the gym. It makes me smile on the treadmill.
10:38am
Bäd R☺nald:
Is this Making Plans for Nigel?
10:38am
dave:
gold fever
10:38am
dc pät:
I'm with FfWOPS
10:39am
stingy d:
parq might know, but they seemed like the type of guys that would look at you and go... just get without bacon.... and just stare at you some more
10:39am
HotRod:
FACON!!!!
10:39am
Parq:
Wow, these humppa lyrics are really disorienting. It took me half the song to place this melody.
10:40am
texas scott:
okay,i'll pick up where missinlink left off
Ken is a Disney whore!
10:41am
Hugo:
Always a fine selection of Helge Schneider concerts at Dime a Dozen for those of you familiar with bit torrents. Eiersalat = Eggsalad for your info. Not too sure about Elakelaiset, to be honest, but the Finns are something unto themselves (and incomprehensible to the rest of us Nordics, language-wise and otherwise).
10:42am
dc pät:
just kiddin' really...
10:45am
GP:
Mornign all..It must be a new record for comments. Don't have time to backtrack and read all, so excuse me for jumping in this pool.
10:45am
Bäd R☺nald:
Cannonball!!
10:46am
owen:
tatu RULE.
10:46am
Jessica:
Hej, Hugo. Hola, [h]everyone. Nothing like waking to the Flipper and the PFunk. I'm going to try and channel 1981-me for the rest of the day, see if I can't get something accomplished around here.
10:46am
Ken:
RStill over 100 away from the commenting record, so please blame more stuff on AIG, those inconsiderate but well intentioned one bad eggs!
10:46am
annie:
mornin gp, take the time to scroll up to the st pats joke,.... or not....
10:47am
GP:
Bad Ron..seems more like a cliff dive this morning ( correct spelling this time) !
10:47am
dc pät:
we can fill comments up with more grilled cheese talk..
10:48am
owen:
the drummer from my old (metal) band crashed his car at about 10 mph, cos he was drumming along to tatu too enthusiastically on the wheel...
10:48am
Parq:
Is that like "Can you count, suckers?", or is it "Can you count suckers?" You know, like one sucker, two suckers . . .
10:48am
Hugo:
M.A. Numminen doing Wittgenstein is ... er ... interesting. Looking at the pics from the fmu marathon final, there was someone actually sporting a Wittgenstein t-shirt. Huh??
10:48am
mooose:
I like mine with MARMITE
10:49am
GP:
M A R M I T E rules..especially on vanilla ice cream..yum
10:49am
Jess:
mmm Grilled cheese. Gots to be Alton Brown's instructions- some mozzarella, a little parm, and maybe a slice of tomato.
10:50am
Bäd R☺nald:
Clark, AIG peed on the sandwiches!
10:50am
Budgie:
Where's my present, suckers?
10:50am
jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr:
when i was in elementary school, i thought breaking a record in phys ed meant everyone standing around a garbage can while some kid actually broke a 45
10:50am
Jøe Steele:
Ha ha! Warriors.
How come I never see any members of the Baseball Furies running around?
10:50am
BSI:
Comment bulk is easy. But QUALITY comment bulk?
I, for one, refuse to get over cupcake dog. Seriously. It's a problem, I know.
10:50am
texas scott:
i like this show REALLYREALLY
10:50am
dei x:
AIG borrowed my tupperware and microwaved rancid spagetti in it
10:52am
-max-:
AIG killed the cupcake dog.
10:52am
GP:
Someone said this first on BoingBoing so I can't take credit for it but.......All the bonuses at AIG should be paid ONLY in AIG stock..if they want a better bonus, then WORK for it like everyone else. Stock price goes up = bonus.
10:52am
dc pät:
alton brown over-complicates everything but that does sound like a winner recipe. tomato slice is essential.
10:53am
B Z:
Not AIG hot dog, but AIG weenie... Like Coney Island.
10:53am
texas scott:
AIG ate my cornweenie.
10:54am
annie:
those grilled cheese use a stick of butter right?? and do they use a croque monsieur?
10:54am
Jess:
I knew it! Nick Cage is really a robot!
10:55am
dc pat:
you know what? probably take some shit for this but I use olive oil on my grilled cheeses.
10:56am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG created ED.
10:56am
Glenn L:
Hey Texas Scott - stick around for Kenny G's show at noon.
It's the true test of the WFMU listener. If you want to hear
Chocolate City, check Kenny G's archives from just after the Pres election. He played over & over for 3 hours. His entire show. No kidding.
10:56am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG killed the radio star.
10:56am
maria:
AIG puked on my morrocan carpet
10:56am
Freddy:
Do you guys know that the Warriors remake takes place in L.A. and not New York
10:56am
GP:
Heh heh, scrolling up saw some reference to O'Reilly's book:
Check this out:
http://tiny.cc/OReally
DANGER.naughty words there!
10:56am
Dentron:
AIG causes my bike tires to loose air pressure.
10:56am
G:
Woohoo, first time I ever hadda use "pause auto-update" to catch up with a five/ten-minute backlog accummulated while I was doing actual work in another window...
10:56am
Listener Dave from NH:
AIG killed my partner - he only had two weeks left until retirement.
Worst of all, they've got diplomatic immunity. Diplomatic immunity, man.
10:57am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG is the secret force holding up the tAtu movie
10:57am
annie:
ok, pat only if it real olive oil, you know, the green stuff that hardens when the temps drop to 40
10:57am
-max-:
Can't we have our own NxNE? No way you'll get me to go to Texass.
10:58am
dc pät:
YEAH! That's the stuff annie.
10:58am
texas scott:
hey GL,i never requested chocolate city
we have an imposter,probably HotRod.
10:58am
Jess:
AIG decided we don't get to have a NXNE.
10:59am
GP:
C'mon down MAX...I done got me a cousin I need to marry off.
11:00am
dc pät:
Ken sounds like the Scrutinizer
11:00am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
11:00am
-max-:
AIG stole Ken's train whistle! Damn them! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!
11:00am
jojo:
as soon as this archive hits, I am heading down to the AIG building and setting up to reenact this show
11:01am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG extended their hand to me when I fell down. And when they started to pull me up, they just let go and I fell right on my ice cream sundae.
11:01am
joshua K:
Q. Why did AIG cross the road?
A. To sell pornography to underage middle school students.
11:01am
GP:
AIG got their chocolate in my peanut butter...wait THIS ISN"T CHOCOLATE! <hurl>
11:01am
dei x:
AIG prevented me from making a mouse pledge AND gave me a wedgie
11:02am
Bäd R☺nald:
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called AIG!
11:02am
PMD:
Ich kann es nicht mehr!
11:02am
G:
News Flash: Bad AIG salad sandwiches have sent thousands across the country to emergency rooms
11:04am
Uncle Ash:
Elakelaiset ... nice one!
Viva Flipeer - Ha Ha Ha
11:04am
Andy in Berlin:
I tuned in late - what's all this about Nic Cage being pieced together in the studio?
11:04am
texas scott:
AIG sold the brown acid at woodstock
11:05am
annie:
nothing to see here, andy just keep walking...
11:05am
The Log Lady:
I'm more concerned about the letters EAS than AIG at the moment. (Consider this a friendly reminder, if such things have not been attended to. If the task has already been completed, please disregard this reminder.)
11:06am
AIG:
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
11:06am
Doug from DC:
AIG invaded Poland.
11:07am
little johnny:
AIG stole my lunch money! And then they pushed me down and I fell into a mud puddle. When I got home my mom yelled at me, then my dad yelled at her, and now they are getting a divorce and putting me into foster care.
11:07am
G:
The EAS test is an AIG plot to chase listeners.
11:07am
Murray Van Creme:
AIG was panhandling and cussed me out when I only gave it a badly corroded dime and some pocket lint.
.
11:07am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
Terrible news guys, AIG is starting up their nuclear warhead tests again.
11:08am
BSI:
AIG sank my battleship.
11:09am
G:
Throw on a Notorious AIG track.
11:09am
owen:
AIG made itself a cup of tea without offering me one
11:11am
Budgie:
AIG called this food!
11:11am
Bäd R☺nald:
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by AIG!
11:11am
annie:
AIG took all the stuff in my in-box and switched it with stuff in the out-box. now i have to go through the star-off machine. or is it the star-on machine.
AIG sabotaged Natasha's skis, you punks. Don't mess with them.
11:13am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
11:13am
PMD:
on-star annie? you lost? hurt? baby locked in car?
AIG left a baby in the car...
11:14am
Notorious AIG:
Playahh, open the door
Lay on the floor, youve been robbed
Wake up (wake your @$% up), take off your jewels
You @#$%^&* fools, youve been robbed (this is a robbery $%#)
Playahh playahh (hater), playahh playahh (hater)
11:14am
Cecile:
AIG messed up my insides.
11:15am
d¢ pät:
My sister Nell got bit by a rat and AIG is on the moon.
11:15am
annie:
AIG knocked me down and now i can't get up!! and my on-star is broken...
11:15am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG loves Myra Hindley and Ian Brady!
11:16am
BSI:
AIG is impurifying our precious bodily fluids...
11:16am
Dentron:
AIG killed Donny.
11:16am
PMD:
AIG is the antichrist!
11:16am
Jøe Steele:
AIG cut off my hand and then told me it was my father.
11:17am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG Shot J.R.
11:17am
Negator:
AIG is run by Mugwumps and talking assholes.
11:17am
Listener James from Westwood:
AIG is behind Facebook's craptacular redesign. And it's selling users' personal data to al Qaeda.
11:17am
PMD:
soylent green is AIG!
11:18am
Cecile:
AIG is the stupid with the flare gun.
11:18am
MERSE:
AIG is antibiotic resistant bacteria
11:19am
Doug from DC:
AIG ran off with my woman.
11:19am
Jojo:
AIG stuck their big dick in the mashed potatoes, 130 billion times
11:19am
G:
AIG is A Roid's nephew
11:19am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG the loudest one laughing at the saddest wake.
11:19am
dei x:
AIG left the seat up and didn't replace the toilet paper
11:20am
GP:
AIG farted in my sleeping bag.
11:20am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG borrowed my toothpaste and didn't give it back.
11:21am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG left the cake out in the rain!!!!
11:21am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG told Gary Coleman, "That's why you're a CHILD actor and not an ADULT actor" and made him cry.
11:21am
Negator:
AIG caused my impotence and incontinence.
11:21am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG gave me a Dirty Sanchez!
11:22am
PMD:
AIG kissed a girl and liked it!
11:22am
Jøe Steele:
AIG cancelled Arrested Development
11:22am
annie:
AIG invented the spanish fly
11:23am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG is a contagious ectoparasite skin infection characterized by superficial burrows and intense pruritus (itching).
11:24am
PMD:
AIG has VD's and sex without condoms.
11:25am
-max-:
AIG kept WFMU from reaching their marathon goal!
11:25am
Negator:
AIG slipped me a Rufi and then forced me into a Bromski.
11:25am
Jess:
AIG said it would call, but it never did.
11:25am
AIG:
Dirty lies - all of it!!! Now give me more money or I'll sue your asses off...
11:26am
G:
AIG makes people spell guttural wrong :-P
(Always Imperfect "Guttural")
11:26am
Lizarnder Dave:
AIG is....oh ho ho ho ho Spider Man!
11:26am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG is picking off the Beatles one-at-a-time.
11:26am
Sarah Palin:
Ken, please play that Hank Williams song for me pretty please.
11:26am
Listener James from Westwood:
I shouted out who killed the Kennedys, when after all, it was AIG!
11:27am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG called Stella and told her not to get anything at the store and to take a cab from the train station!
11:27am
-max-:
AIG kidnapped Julio!
11:27am
Cecile:
AIG likes Garfunkling.
11:27am
jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr:
AIG told me to say hi to my mom
11:28am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG took away Stella's groove and told her she'd never get it back.
11:28am
Doug from DC:
AIG snitched me out to the man.
11:30am
PMD:
AIG killed the radio star
11:30am
Freddy:
AIG took my virginity
11:30am
Cecile:
AIG lied to Oprah about the veracity of his memoirs.
11:30am
The Man:
That's a lie. The Man already knows everything anyway.
11:30am
GP:
AIG gave me meth-teeth
11:30am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG gave Stephanie Tanner from Full House meth teeth too!
11:31am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG laughs at your puny god!
11:31am
Jeff-a-chusetts:
AIG ate the sausages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in a traffic jam.
11:31am
Freddy:
AIG stole my weed
11:31am
Jøe Steele:
AIG picked the colors on Xanadu
11:32am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG wants you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms, but also wants you to take your shirt off. Your pants too.
11:32am
Negator:
AIG dropped a duce in the Lurch.
11:32am
Jess:
AIG won't let FotC get their freaks on.
11:32am
-max-:
AIG kept me from getting my Freak On!
11:32am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG introduced Kurt to Courtney.
11:32am
Doug from DC:
AIG asked me to play Freebird
11:32am
PMD:
AIG brought clouds to a sunny day. And it took away the month of May
11:33am
annie:
AIG forced bristol to suffer a life of a single mother!!!
11:33am
BSI:
AIG deflowered me and disappeared.
...and yet I still love it so...
11:33am
Cecile:
I want to kiss this song all over its face.
Uh.
Did I say that out loud?
It's AIG's fault.
11:33am
Freddy:
AIG killed Chester Cheetah
11:33am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG dropped el duce in front of a train.
11:33am
Sean Daily:
Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo!
11:34am
-max-:
AIG kept Sean Daily from posting the first comment! Boo hoo!
11:34am
Ken:
400 comments is within reach! But somebody remind me... why do we WANT 400 comments?
11:35am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG co-produced "Let it Be" and "End of the Century"!
11:35am
annie:
AIG told me to, and i believe everything they say
11:35am
d¢ pät:
if only some one would match the comments w/ fmu pledges...
11:35am
GP:
AIG produced "Ishtar"
11:35am
PMD:
AIG pledged $10,000 per comment on Ken's show
11:35am
Cecile:
AIG made my phone ring in the middle of Flight of the Conchords
11:36am
Jøe Steele:
AIG shot up A-ROD with roids.
11:36am
jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr:
AIG did the backup vocals on "we built this city"
11:36am
PMD:
AIG doesn't plan to pay its pledge.
11:37am
Cecile:
AIG made Barnie post that.
11:37am
Sean Daily:
AIG made me do it.
11:37am
Cecile:
AIG wrote "we built this city". Then it got Grace Slick drunk.
11:37am
A Message From Our Sponsors:
This program is brought to you in part by ...
AIG, makers of free goulash for all of my friends.
11:38am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG doesn't need no stinkin' badges!
11:38am
Ghengis Jung:
AIG poured bleach on my clothes.
I hope I get my WFMU marathon swag soon.
11:38am
annie:
AIG forced crace to put the acid in trish's punch
11:39am
Sean Daily:
Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp bomp bomp? Well, it sure wasn't AIG.
11:39am
G:
(voice cracking with emotion)
Some men see the comments mounting toward 400 and say why.
Some dream of the comments whooshing past 400 and say why not."
11:39am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG has kept me from doing any real work for almost an hour.
11:39am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG shot the sherriff but did not shoot the depyoooteeee.
11:39am
Jess:
AIG did NOT write the book of love. They just took the credit for it.
11:39am
PMD:
AIG made a batch of koooool-aid.
And made me sneeze really loudly.
11:40am
Bäd R☺nald:
Tommy gun, AIG ain't happy unless they got one!
11:40am
jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr:
if we get to 400 comments, ken will you play "we built this city"?
11:40am
GP:
Right there with ya Pearly
AIG runs AIG..oh wait
11:40am
Cecile:
AIG beat ouf Metallica for the Best Metal Grammy
11:40am
Big Mike:
AIG ate my homework.
11:41am
Cecile:
AIG said it was going to pull out and didn't.
11:41am
jojo:
AIG does not give reacharounds
11:41am
PMD:
AIG set Mayor Barry up.
11:42am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG put nettles in my knickers
11:42am
GP:
PMD..also O.J.
11:42am
Ken:
YES! 400 comments and I play We Built This City!
11:43am
John from Oslo:
AIG censored my Corn Weenie remix
11:43am
Cecile:
AIG killed the Black Dahlia
11:43am
-max-:
AIG is killing all of the whales. And the puppies. And the kittens, too.
11:43am
annie:
AIG had the linseed oil, stashed behind the shrubbery, that made the glove shrink.
11:43am
Jeff-a-chusetts:
AIG took the god damn 409
11:43am
Cecile:
AIG broke into Bret's apartment and taped him to a wall.
11:44am
annie:
no comment!!
11:44am
efd:
If you don't hit 400 comments will you have to play "We Built This Starbuck's" instead?
11:44am
GP:
AIG let the dogs out
11:44am
Sean Daily:
AIG shot Bambi's mom.
11:44am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG payed me for a Pittsburgh Platter.
11:45am
texas scott:
AIG killed the radio star.
11:45am
Mitt R.:
Who let the dogs out?
11:45am
Lizardner Dave:
AIG rode a tank in the general's rank while the blitzkirieg raged.
11:45am
Big Mike:
It was AIG, in the library, with a lead pipe.
11:45am
PMD:
AIG made a boyscout cry. Oh, wait, that was Andy.
11:45am
efd:
(sorry about the apostrophe in "Starbucks," Ike, I had less than 4 hours of sleep last night.)
11:45am
annie:
AIJ made my cable go out last night for over two hours!! i couldn't breathe!
11:46am
PMD:
AIG is forcing people like Texas Scott to duplicate comments! And forcing annie to say no comment!
11:46am
G:
AIG *finally* killed Paul Harvey.
And now you know the rest........
of the story.
11:46am
Doug from DC:
AIG suffered from a liquidity crisis after its credit ratings were downgraded below "AA" levels, and the Federal Reserve Bank on September 16, 2008, created an $85 billion credit facility to enable the company to meet collateral and other cash obligations, at the cost to AIG of the issuance of a stock warrant to the Federal Reserve Bank for 79.9% of the equity of AIG.
11:46am
Jess:
AIG is responsible for the rebranding of Sci-Fi to Syfy.
11:46am
Hey Zeus:
AIG was born of a virgin. I was there dude.
11:46am
-max-:
AIG double-parked in front of the hydrant, then ran into the supermarket to pick up milk.
11:46am
GP:
AIG is making me watch American Idol.
11:46am
annie:
ken works for AIG!!!
11:47am
PMD:
AIG's breath is wilting my plants.
11:47am
Cecile:
AIG doesn't make clothes in plus sizes.
11:47am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG gave Keith Moon his first drink!
11:47am
Jess:
AIG always parks in the handicapped spot without a valid tag.
11:47am
PMD:
AIG parked in a disability parking space and made a guy with a cane walk from half a mile away.
11:47am
Jeff-a-chusetts:
AIG just broke up with me by voicemail :(
11:48am
Jess:
AIG is obviously broadcasting my thoughts to PMD
11:48am
G.:
AIG programs Clear Channel.
11:48am
Cecile:
OH YE GODS
11:49am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
AIG is gonna stop the comments at 395.
11:49am
Sean Daily:
NYYYAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH! AIG wrote "We Built This Starbucks!" And sung it! And did those cheesy drumpads and 1980s synth lines!
11:49am
gigantor:
This is truly horrible.
11:49am
PMD:
I thought it was vice versa. AIG's in our HEADS!
11:49am
-max-:
Wait, did we WANT to hear "Built This City"? What have we done?!!!
11:49am
BSI:
AIG is probably responsible for the Adobe InDesign/InCopy/K4 disaster of database publishing apps. And for this, they must be smooshed into bits of terrible things.
11:49am
annie:
this is terrible , must have been written by AIG
11:49am
Bäd R☺nald:
Attention all planets of the solar federation:
AIG has assumed control!
11:50am
G:
AIG Against the Machine
11:50am
PMD:
AIG is trying to crash the comment section of FMU's site
11:50am
annie:
resistance is futile
11:50am
PMD:
AIG put nicotine in cigarettes.
11:51am
jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr:
AIG also previews your comment
11:51am
Listener Dave from NH:
AIG is not responsible for this song, but they are responsible for the chopped 'n screwed remix of this song. To give them a bare modicum of credit, they did give shouts to DJ Screw and Fat Pat on the track.
11:51am
jojo:
AIG farted and made jersey smell like cheese
11:51am
GP:
Thanks Ken...this earworm is going to take a hammer to get rid of.
Is this really from a Starbucks convention or something?
11:52am
Jess:
AIG programs my spellchecker with misspelled words
11:52am
Bäd R☺nald:
I only use 10% of my brain, AIG ate the rest of it.
11:52am
Doug from DC:
AIG's death start destroyed Alderaan.
11:52am
cribley:
this is soooo fucking horrible.
11:52am
annie:
i still refuse to comment
11:52am
chris:
this version might actually be worse than the original, no small feat
11:52am
Doug from DC:
star, not start
11:52am
PMD:
AIG is tracking the IP address of all commenters and reporting it to their companies.
11:53am
-max-:
GP: Pass the hammer over this way when you are done. Thanks.
11:53am
GP:
AIG CAN defeat Chuck Norris
11:53am
Cecile:
Korpiklaani, dude. Need some.
AIG invented New Coke.
11:53am
Pearlÿ Sweets:
This sounds like Dynamite Club
11:53am
AIG:
no comments on all the comments!
11:53am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG is in love with Jodie Foster.
11:54am
texas scott:
i got chunks of AIG in my stool!
11:54am
PMD:
AIG forced Belgian monks to make nonalcoholic beer.
11:54am
annie:
AIG will not let me use those little special letters that all of you are using..
11:55am
PMD:
AIG has paid off God to be Angelia Jolie's next child.
11:55am
annie:
or else keeping it a secret
11:55am
-max-:
AIG... Holocaust... Need I say more?
11:55am
Cecile:
AIG impregnated the Octomom
11:56am
Big Mike:
AIG is the new joke writer for Seven Second Delay.
11:56am
annie:
yeah but did we make it, despite AIG!
11:56am
G:
I assume someone going to total up the comments as of show end-time and post the number...
11:56am
frenchee:
yes, Annie, it's true: AIG has disabled the diacriticals.
umlaut uproar!
11:56am
jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr:
AIG has an itch so personal, it can only talk to a doctor about it
11:56am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG took the dog out to play in the park. They took him home and refused to set him on fire!
11:58am
PMD:
AIG is making me stay in my office chair until noon even though I reallllly have to pee.
11:58am
annie:
oh thanks jeremy, now i have THAT picture in my head!!
11:58am
Cecile:
AIG has that not-so-fresh-feeling.
11:58am
tipper gore:
What's this I hear about AIG?
11:58am
G:
There are jokes on 7 Second Delay?
11:59am
Cecile:
AIG runs a puppy mill.
11:59am
PMD:
AIG enjoys enemas.
11:59am
Dentron:
AIG has the Holy Grail in a shoebox.
11:59am
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG sniffs your chairs when you're not around.
11:59am
annie:
WANDA!
12:00pm
Art Smass:
Senator, I knew AIG. He was a friend of mine. And Senator, you are no AIG.
12:00pm
PMD:
AIG has silenced Ken.
12:00pm
BSI:
AIG is about to bust loose KENNY G on your sorry asses...
12:00pm
GP:
AIG ordered the Code Red
12:00pm
Cecile:
AIG wants Tuxedomoon to open for Black Randy in San Francisco, even though Black randy wants the Mentors.
12:01pm
gerardo:
hola a todos!
congrats for your performance last sunday, ken, and for an intense 2 week marathon :D
hi, cecile :) - are you still "in charge of" ken?
12:01pm
Pearlÿ Sweets:
Yeah... Kenny G is going to have to do a real show to combat Ken's performance today.
12:01pm
PMD:
AIG wants to be the last comment
12:01pm
jξrξmy, thξ listξnξr:
post count??
12:01pm
AIG:
Cecile, how about the GoGos?
12:02pm
AIG:
Last comment! WOO HOO!
12:02pm
Bäd R☺nald:
AIG helped make Sting tantric.
12:02pm
Freddy:
AIG tripped Natasha Richardson
12:02pm
GP:
haha Cecile. I think you win with that one...man that band dude was a total d*ck
12:02pm
PMD:
AIG doesn't do station ids.
12:03pm
Ken:
486 comments all, thanks!
12:03pm
-max-:
AIG - Last comment? Not quite, camel-breath!
12:07pm
Cecile:
I wish, gerardo. It's like trying to corral a hurricane.
I'm still trying to get my head around Tuxedomoon ever drawing 300-400 fans. Ay