Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from April 5, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

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Hopey Sockmonkey:

I am looking forward to this!
  6:01pm
beej:

Se-der! Se-der! Se-der!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Magenta:

Hey! Popping in here after an absence to say that I'm looking forward to this! I've actually never been to a Seder before.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
bill:

I have my extra large crackers ready
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Magenta @6:01
Hey, Magenta. Hope you've been well.
  6:01pm
morphe':

↳ Hopey Sockmonkey @5:59
As an old Jew in NYC once said to me:
YA GOTTA TAKE THE BITTER WITH THE SOUR>>>"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

↳ Magenta @6:01
Neither have I! Hoping to actually learn something.
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Matt from Springfield:

Happy Pesach, delayerim!
Hi Ken and Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
dale:

was there ever an 'enema boys' theme song?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
mndave:

Seder? I hardly know 'er! Please fix that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Magenta:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:01
I have, thanks for asking! Hope you and K8 have been well too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
sydnius:

↳ morphe' @6:01
somehow I’m sure that is why my family holidays include garlic cloves (to be eaten raw) dipped in honey with whiskey chaser
  6:03pm
morphe':

Andy in a Bikini => AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

↳ bill @6:01
Hmmm, all I have on hand are ritz and cheezits. (I'm sure it'll be fine)
  6:03pm
ACIDCAJUAL88:

Make your way to Wonderland that’s under 200 pounds 199.9.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
common:

hit it to pops!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

isn't pickle ball just paddle ball? with pickles?
  6:04pm
Listener Robert:

My friend Don here thought there wouldn't be one mention on radio of Rosh Hashana. I told him of course not, considering it's Passover. So he said there wouldn't be one mention of THAT holiday. I told him I was sure it would come up on WFMU. He said, of course, on WFMJew. All these years listening and I don't remember that joke's being made before.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Pickleball with young kids. Sounds like a Catholic thang.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ sydnius @6:03
That'll cost you $22 at NYC cocktail bars.
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Fredericks:

It's a four way street.
Avatar 6:06pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:04
"Hey, it's organic."
"Really?"
"I guess, it grew somewhere, right?"
Avatar 🚂 6:06pm
herb.nyc:

Kinda related but not, yet it is- I was at the courthouse Trump rally yesterday. And was interviewed by this nice man-
“Hostile Homelands:
Why an India-Israel Alliance is a threat to peace everywhere”, book by Azad Essa. Journalist w Middle East Eye
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
sydnius:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:04
…$22 a shot? do I need a discount card?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:06
I'm a seventh-level vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:04
Or a grandpa thing - play ball with the kids, and make them retrieve it every time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

pismo beach is a bugs bunny thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Pismo Beach and all the clams you can eat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
melinda:

hi everyone!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:07
"Wow!" *awestruck Lisa Simpson*...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

wrap party at the old spaghetti factory?
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HyperDose:

Did Ken just say Bayonne in French?
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

He takes away your chametz
And replaces it with treyf
  6:08pm
morphe':

↳ Magenta @6:03
Magenta - have to meet someone on Friday en Paris at the intersection of B. Magenta and r. Vinaigries on Friday ..
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mandy:

hiiii
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Magenta:

↳ morphe' @6:08
I have heard about the Magenta section of Paris! I plan to visit if I ever make it out there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

loser jews having a ham and cheese sandwich with all the lights on.
  6:11pm
morphe':

↳ dale @6:07
Wednesday is PRINCE SPAGHETTI DAY .. just ask Anthony

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/anthony-martignetti-dies-prince-spaghetti-ad-commercial-tv-north-end/
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Matt from Springfield:

"Uncle Andy's Tit-Twister"? They might have it at Wal-Mart nowadays, still can't say in on the Air.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Monty Hall
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Magenta:

One Passover I got a tattoo and ate a bacon cheeseburger. I had forgotten it was the holiday and by the time I remembered it was too late to change my tattoo appointment.
  6:12pm
yippie:

do you guys like the Hebrew version or the Yiddish version of the four questions better?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
sydnius:

↳ morphe' @6:11
You’re not going to believe this… ate some tonight! 👻
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Art:

Do you need a goy to be server? I did that once in college.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
dale:

↳ morphe' @6:11
awwww...rip anthony.
  6:12pm
Danne D:

Andy hid it where he does his drug deals?!?
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herb.nyc:

At the anti-trump courthouse rally yest, I found a bag of matzoh. Woo hoo.
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Matt from Springfield:

That's a ripoff! Award the porn star, to the doorman...
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HyperDose:

No Party Down spoilies!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
robotmlg:

so when do I drink the first glass of wine
  6:14pm
morphe':

↳ sydnius @6:12
Did not know it still existed .... Prince Spaghetti ..Mazoltoff ..
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

I thought Mr Breckman meant the crossroads, where the deal to make the "Monk" movie was finalised….
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
sydnius:

↳ robotmlg @6:13
the mugs are pretty clear that it’s always wine O'Clock
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
cosmic matrix:

SAY, did you know DER is a lot of clipping going on here??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
bill:

horseradish
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HyperDose:

↳ Art @6:12
Are you a shabbos goy?
  6:15pm
yippie:

it's a great time to sing the Pesach Chaim classic Learn Chumash with Rashi
Avatar 🚂 6:16pm
I.M.Pufnstuf:

They named the $5 billion dollar water wall flood control for Venice MOSE...and it doesn't always work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
sydnius:

My aunt had a terrible case of burning bush
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Handy Haversack:

Aaron, the priest.
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robotmlg:

moses's brother is Aaron
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Art:

↳ HyperDose @6:15
No just a seder goy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

christopher robin is the christ child.
  6:18pm
Danne D:

from Minneapolis?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
bill:

mumbly the prophet
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

I thought Moses was also The Omega Man?
  6:18pm
morphe':

That was not Moses..that was Charelton Heston .. stop re-writing western history...
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Matt from Springfield:

That's right, Andy, you SHALL NOT QUESTION the "messageboard" (sic)!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
LastWhiteRhino:

One of Noah's sons was named Ham ...go figure...
  6:19pm
Glistener MW:

Moses’ brother was Erin?
  6:19pm
Dean:

Arnold Schoenberg wrote an entire opera about this, Moses und Aron.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
bill:

you're out of seder! (seder means order)
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mandy:

as a catholic, i feel left out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

moses also like his soylant green.
  6:19pm
morphe':

The Matzoh was hidden at the stop rest on the NJ TPK .. please re-tell that ken ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

and kissing chimpanzees.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
robotmlg:

the youngest is supposed to ask the questions, is Andy the youngest one here?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
LastWhiteRhino:

O Seder makes your life easier...
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Is their a kosher version of Soylent Green? Asking for a friend.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:17
Furthermore from the House of Levi, patriarch of Jacob. Hence the "Levite" priests and "Levin" names.
  6:21pm
Glistener MW:

Those are my favorite kinds of other-peoples’-kids: shy and incomprehensible
  6:21pm
Iantheterrible:

I'm very gentile but I am reading everything right to left to feel included
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Art:

I'm wearing Levis right now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I'd be into a pedicure from jesus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
sydnius:

↳ Art @6:21
<dungaroos
  6:21pm
melissa fleischman:

This is as close to a Seder as I am getting this year - thank you Ken and Andy!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ mandy @6:19
Like me, attend this virtual seder tonight, and wash your feet of the matter tomorrow..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dans507:

Moses isn't mentioned in the Haggadah? That's like telling the story of WFMU without mentioning Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:20
And that's how Levittown was founded.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
dale:

my wife does foot peels. thankfully she stall has both of them.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ robotmlg @6:20
They should get Nadia, or one of Andy's grandkids to call in to ask the questions.
  6:23pm
Listener Robert:

I didn't expect the Passover mention I predicted to Don to come this early. Thinking ahead to tomorrow, I told him that if Pseu Braun is in, she'd have things to say about it for sure. And then I thought it likely Kevin Nutt would mention it. But you two have short circuited the suspense. Don's napping anyway.
  6:23pm
G:

Can you have a Seder at a Chinese restaurant?
  6:23pm
Iantheterrible:

Is Moses part of the MCU?
  6:23pm
Dean:

Monty Hall! That's where you make a deal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
bill:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:23
this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dans507:

↳ G @6:23
Where else?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I would call with my earlier guess, but I'm working
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
dans507:

Unleavened bread is bread made without any ingredients.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
PMD:

Love taxpayers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
sydnius:

mnah mnah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
dale:

shoprite used to give out matzah crackers for free. one year our box had moth larva on them. i only discovered that after i bit into one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
bill:

OMG, 26 minutes already... when do we eat!
  6:26pm
Dean:

She's on an overpass to Passover.
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Matt from Springfield:

Jew-venile?!
  6:27pm
therblig:

If you steal matzoh, do they send you to Unleavenworth?
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ Iantheterrible @6:23
marvel.fandom.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
dale:

the jewveniles should be a band name.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Can we just passover the Passover?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
dale:

matt beat me.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:27
Though I agree with your take on the band name!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

take his name. and his money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dans507:

The first question: Why is this seven-second delay different from a regular six-second delay?
Avatar 6:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

Dreck-man?! ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
sydnius:

andy run you’re surrounded
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
LastWhiteRhino:

Is this caller "Ken"dra Freedman ????
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HyperDose:

So I lose my library privileges if Andy adopts me? PASS
Avatar 6:30pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ LastWhiteRhino @6:29
Good Glord! I thought we exorcised her years ago!!
  6:30pm
Dean:

Jesus, see me @@6:23 up yonder^
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ therblig @6:27
I think that's where they send you if you eat leavened wheat on Passover.
Avatar 6:32pm
HyperDose:

Ken Burns of the yeast ova here
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

they never had sourdough?
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Matt from Springfield:

Nazis! Have you seen their slave-labor architecture? It's like a Riefenstahl film in that place!!
  6:33pm
Listener Robert:

Are you going to see if Elija's waiting outside the station? See if Elija wants to use the bathroom.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
sydnius:

↳ dale @6:32
they didn’t even know to put the lime in the coconut
  6:33pm
Dean:

I'm confused. What does Häagen-Dazs have to do with Passover?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
bill:

Is someone going to call in and sing Metallica's passover song, Creeping Death?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
2/3 of the Perrin Family:

no no, there was yeast they just left so quickly it didn't have time to rise. Let it rise!!!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ sydnius @6:33
And certainly no time to drink em bot up.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Nobody understood yeast back then; at best they'd use a bit of the old dough for a starter. Sourdough takes a long time to rise, and the idea is that we had to leave so quickly and unexpectedly that the dough didn't have time to rise.
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dday:

Best I can do is Wasa Crackers
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dans507:

↳ Dean @6:33
They provided the ice cream at the first Seder, I think. I hope it was unleavened ice cream.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

The price you could get for lamb's blood would somewhat depend on how they felt about their firstborn.
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Matt from Springfield:

Lambsblood, opening for the Jew-veniles at the Kosher Dungeon, this week on the one day between Pesach and Shabbat.
  6:35pm
Dean:

Ben & Jerry's got the contract later?
  6:36pm
Dean:

Jew d'Nile?
Avatar 🚂 6:37pm
I.M.Pufnstuf:

You can now get unleavened bread at any Pizza place in the Tri-State area. Some restrictions may apply.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
bill:

↳ Dean @6:36
ha! Jew-of-the-Nile
  6:37pm
Dean:

"Do you know the second question?" is a trick question, because it is the second question.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
sydnius:

So, what I learned is that Horsey sauce is kosher.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

My favourite question is the one about leaning to one side as one eats, as was in former times the custom of the nobility. In Orthodox homes people generally get this right and have been leaning, often with a pillow on an adjacent chair; elsewhere, everyone starts leaning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
dans507:

↳ Dean @6:35
Not for the Seder, but I think they got the ice cream concession at the Resurrection. Biblical scholars still argue over that.
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dday:

The Angel of Death Skipped over the homes with the lambs blood on the door" So the Holiday is called Skipover?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Anyone create a fake online name Judy Yism before?
  6:39pm
Sam:

The best pulled pork can be found in Andy’s masturbatorium.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
sydnius:

doo doo doo doo doo
Avatar 6:40pm
Matt from Springfield:

An ananathema?
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Afroman's mother's lemon pound cake is not kosher for Passover, unfortunately.
  6:40pm
Dean:

I think we have archaeological evidence that both firms were operating in competition around the Mount of Transfiguration. Ice cream pint containers were not at the time compostable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @6:34
enemathama.
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Roberto:

I prefer to think of myself as a grammar martyr.
  6:40pm
Dean:

David Jones wrote a book-length poem, The Anathemata.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
melinda:

haha
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
mndave:

Educational AND Informational programming
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
dale:

shorry - wasn't directed to murakami.....
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:39
Good one!
  6:42pm
Dean:

(Not David Jones of The Monkees, nor Bowie. Another guy.)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
PMD:

Ken pronounces the h?
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Matt from Springfield:

"Ashkenazi foods
Matzah brei – Matzo softened in milk or water and fried with egg and fat; served either savory or sweet"

Is this "Jewish toast"?
en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
sydnius:

↳ PMD @6:42
Khen?
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dday:

↳ Dean @6:42
There's just no keeping up with the Joneses
  6:43pm
G:

Life isn’t crappy now?
Avatar 🚂 6:43pm
I.M.Pufnstuf:

Parsley and salt water with Vodka is tasty.
Avatar 6:43pm
HyperDose:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @6:40
Biggest letdown of 2023 so far
  6:43pm
melissa fleischman:

I do enjoy the parsley in salt water.
  6:43pm
Dean:

There must be as many Joneses as there are Sun Ra and Ken Vandermark albums.
  6:44pm
yippie:

just be careful not to drip the salt water on your matza
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
melinda:

3 cheers for parsley
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Asheville Jon:

parsley is vile
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

↳ HyperDose @6:43
but it is a whole pound and will knock you over
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HyperDose:

What about cilantro?
Avatar 🚂 6:45pm
I.M.Pufnstuf:

"So when does the drinking begin?" Said the bored Jew at the table....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Asheville Jon:

cilantro is worse!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
sydnius:

↳ Asheville Jon @6:44
parsley is essential to good caesar
  6:45pm
timinoak:

great show! thank you.
  6:45pm
Listener Robert:

So...eez a race.
  6:45pm
yippie:

this year my horseradish root looks like an ulna
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

↳ HyperDose @6:45
cilantro is great with tacos and salsa
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

it's a heartburn thing.
  6:46pm
Dean:

Re-Klein?
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HyperDose:

↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:46
and guac (which I will never charge you extra for)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

so a seder sounds like thanksgiving.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

↳ HyperDose @6:46
thank you HD, love guac
  6:47pm
G:

Drag couches around the Seder table and lie on them. Voila, reclining.
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dday:

Who is picking up the check?
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:46
It is quite comparable, particularly gathering family and friends around the table.
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HyperDose:

omg Andy 😭
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
LastWhiteRhino:

Noah ?
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cosmic matrix:

i always liked the parsley dipped in salt water.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

↳ G @6:47
you have to dress your couches in drag... can you do that in Florida?
  6:48pm
Dean:

Is this Gwen Stefani? "I'm a girl"?
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dday:

The Andy Interrogation Hour
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dale:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:47
is there argument and fights over politics?
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dday:

↳ LastWhiteRhino @6:48
I don't know-a
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sydnius:

↳ dale @6:48
I hope there’s “Boggle”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
dale:

no oatmeal scotchies?
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

I know about the Exorcist. That's when green pea soup left Linda Blairs mouth.
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dday:

↳ dale @6:48
that's Thanksgiving
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:48
Not sure myself, but perhaps after, when the wine has been consumed.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

one of our clients gifted us some charred matzoh... a whole box... 📦 tasted like burnt cardboard
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Am I the only goy that buys matzoh because he likes it?
  6:50pm
G:

Not Boggle. Cards Against Humanity.
  6:50pm
Sam:

Why do we chew ground glass this night?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I was really hoping for more seder tonight
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dans507:

Did they have parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme at the first Seder? Did Simon & Garfunkel play a set?
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dday:

↳ G @6:50
Oblique Strategies?
  6:51pm
Dean:

The lyrics originally were, "Parsley, sage, salt water, and thyme."
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HyperDose:

↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:50
Could have made some incredibly mediocre smores
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ PigeonsAndRust @6:50
I used to buy 'Holyland' brand matzoh at Trader Joe's markets because I liked the taste, and sometimes when my gut's bad it's about the only thing I can eat. Now they don't have that brand, it's likely that the Russian war in the Ukraine is responsible.
  6:52pm
G:

@dans507: That was so long ago they were still called Tom and Jerry.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

On a WKRP episode, there was a bitter Herb when Jennifer refused to go out with him.
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Listener Robert:

So slaves don't get heartburn.
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Matt from Springfield:

"WFMU: The Bitter Quantum-Realm"
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LastWhiteRhino:

↳ dday @6:49
If you know Noah like I know Noah, you'd know no one at all...
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Will thee Sound Guy:

I've had matzoh that is good
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dale:

this is what my research shows...

Tonight we all recline: Tonight, because of the intensity of the divine revelation that occurred on this night, and which reverberates each year, kulanu mesubin, we all recline—we are all imbued with an innate devotion to the divine
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Matt from Springfield:

Not surprising, Andy's joined the Paying for Parking (and/or Wearing a Mask) is WORSE THAN SLAVERY crowd.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Was Pharaoh Freedman the opening act for Pharaoh Sanders?
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chris in the redwoods:

i really like a good Hillel sandwich
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dday:

↳ LastWhiteRhino @6:53
New Jimmy Durante?
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LastWhiteRhino:

Mano-Mano-schewitz this show leaves something to be desired.
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N'Lo:

Good job Noa!
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Matt from Springfield:

Was that ringtone the Chi-Lites "Have You Seen Her?"
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dday:

Is this going to be the only sober guy in Jersey City?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy runs downstairs, opens the door and proceeds directly to his automobile.
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LastWhiteRhino:

I'm listening to this show in shlomo-motion.
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dday:

1/4 sheet laced with LSD..go for it
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sydnius:

a quarter sheet, that’s a lot 😗
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HyperDose:

WFMU is so educational, tonight I discovered that Andy misgendering children is my new favorite thing
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Listener Robert:

Have Dan sit in for Elija, who seems to be late as usual.
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Roberto:

"Ken and I." Feh.
  6:57pm
N'Lo:

The Fifth Question! Will Bill eat Jersey City drain pipe matzoh???
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LastWhiteRhino:

↳ dday @6:54
Hot cha-cha-cha.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

kiryas joel just blasted a minute long siren... is it sundown?
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Enjoy your flour cardboard with parsley saltwater. Winner!
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Matt from Springfield:

Boxzas Motzas.

Well nothing much happened, as is the norm for 7SD!
Thanks Ken & Andy, Chag Pesach!
Have a good night everyone!
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N'Lo:

Thanks fellas! Making me feel a little more w snarky family tonight. Shalom!
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dday:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:55
Andy running ? The ambulance awaits
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Is "Happy Passover" the correct greeting? (Not "Merry Passover," or other wording, I mean.)
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melinda:

this was a great show, thanks guys
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Thank you Andy, Ken, callers, and accu peeps!!!
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G:

Don’t forget to declare that big 20 bucks as taxable income.
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dale:

happy passover slash easter to all who believe in a god.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:59
Yes. Additionally you could say "Chag Sameach" (happy festival) or "Chag Pesach" (happy Passover).
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Typical movie producer statement."$20 is the next best thing to $20K!"
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HyperDose:

Thanks boys!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:59
You too! "Accu-peeps"!
  7:00pm
Sam:

It seems like every show now ends with Andy paying somebody.
  7:01pm
Listener Robert:

↳ Sam @7:00
You left out the crucial word "...off."
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Sam @7:00
Seven Soaking Delay.
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?:

↳ Listener Robert @7:01
count 1 of the indictment...
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bill:

Calling my accountant now
  8:43am
Ed:

My jewish wife wants pizza tonight. Do I lie and tell here that the sourdough pizza dough is unleavened? Passover Pizza.
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