WFMU: Ken: Playlist from January 4, 2023

Listener comments!
	🚽 8:02am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken! Glad you're back. And I'm back. And we're all back! Let the freeforming begin! Oh, I've missed you giant toilet rabbit.
	8:03am f⊘f⊘ (: Happy New Year, Egg 'n Ken!
	8:04am f⊘f⊘ (: Feliz Ano Nuevo, Handy! And Feliz Año Nuevo too!
	🚽 8:08am Handy Haversack: ¡Feliz año nuevo, f⊘f⊘! We're going to need to keep the tildes flowing!
	8:25am HeWhoWantsJeans: Good morning, Happy New Year and all that! It's me, the AnswerPhone guy. Decided to join up because I wanted to be in the chat for this - the big big day.
	🚽 8:31am -жеи: Morning all!
	🚽 8:32am HyperDose: Welcome back, freeform dad! 😃
	8:32am HeWhoWantsJeans: Freeform Dad has entered the building!
	8:33am LouFancy: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @8:25 Happy new year AnswerPhone guy, love the project.
	8:34am HeWhoWantsJeans: Thanks Lou! Been doing this for like 13 years (I think?) and it's a real treat to see folks appreciate it.
	8:36am NotAButtFace: Well... I'm here... I blame Jeans for what may come of my participation
	🚽 8:36am Krys O.: Howdy, Ken! Got the Kaopectate at the ready.
	🚽 8:38am -жеи: @HeWhoWantsJeans, thank you for introducing Dorothy and Mildred to the world! For those of you who don't realize, the original tapes came from: answerphone.tumblr.com
	8:42am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ -жеи @8:38 Thank you for immortalizing Dorothy, Mildred and spreading the word! If anyone has questions or needs anything from me, feel free to reach out. This project is on Facebook, Twitter and the email is contact@answerphone.org.
	🚽 8:47am Handy Haversack: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @8:42 And spare skipper pins? Seriously, thanks for all the work!
	8:51am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Handy Haversack @8:47 I gotta remember, when Danny and Carey come over, somebody who knows Skipper Pens, you know. Thanks. :)
	8:58am Asheville Jon: i'm ready for the hershey-squirts-a-thon!
	9:00am NotAButtFace: and so it starts
	9:00am MD: MEAT!!!!?
	9:00am NotAButtFace: oh wow... uhm... im sorry
	9:00am schnall: This is just like the Academy Awards of loose poop.
	🚽 9:01am Webhamster Henry: A bottle of Kaopectate for the Winner!
	9:01am MD: MEAT AND KLHAMS!!!!
	🚽 9:01am Krys O.: ↳ schnall @9:00 Huzzah!
	🚽 9:01am The Butterman: already amazing!
	9:01am HeWhoWantsJeans: Haha. Starting things out with Buttface.
	9:01am Stanley: Right. Protective clothing on. Let's do ths!
	🚽 9:01am PaulRobeson1923: O o oh
	9:01am Brian in Charlottesville: Bring it
	9:01am WTVinny: wow
	9:01am mndave: Don’t dance with me, Stanley! Not NOW
	9:01am Wind: KEEEEEENNNNNNNNN yes you ken!
	9:01am f⊘f⊘ (: UNLEASH THE DIARRHEA!
	9:01am Crownless Gander: Holy cow, this one's amazing.
	9:01am dday: Oh My Gawd !!!
	9:01am A. Bee: OMG this is amazing
	9:01am Asheville Jon: it's the poopy polka!
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: Woop woop!
	🚽 9:02am The Butterman: it'll be like a Gallagher show!
	🚽 9:02am Krys O.: Need a pallet of baby wipes.
	9:02am HeWhoWantsJeans: I kept telling Buttface that this was a gem. But man, Buttface kept downplaying it.
	9:02am LouFancy: incredible!
	🚽 9:02am lazy pierogi: bravo!
	9:02am dave: Hahahaha
	9:02am luka: delightful
	9:02am timinoak: And with that, happy new year jefe de el wfmu!
	9:02am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "Clown Shoes (Diarrhemix)" by "Not a Butt Face" What a horrifically wonderful song!
	9:02am NotAButtFace: Consider that the first song I've ever released... oops
	9:02am Wind: ↳ Handy Haversack @8:02 LOL! he's like come sit down next to me ....let's have a long talk!
	9:02am Robm: Now this show has gone to shit:) LOVE IT
	🚽 9:03am HyperDose: ↳ The Butterman @9:02 In that case I'm putting on my official WFMU Cha Cha Heels splash poncho!
	9:03am fm Mike: ↳ luka @9:02 And it's luka with the entrance! Helloooo @luka!
	9:03am MD: How could I have forgotten! IT’S POOP DAY! HAPPY POOP DAY GANG! Ain’t shite sweet!!!???
	🚽 9:03am Handy Haversack: ↳ NotAButtFace @9:02 Well done!
	9:03am luka: ↳ fm Mike @9:03 hny fm Mike!!
	9:03am Creston: Ken me and everyone in the restaurant I work at have been eagerly waiting for this since you announced it last year
	9:03am TerrDE: Good morning Ken and formless masses....Was that the new Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift collaboration ?
	🚽 9:04am lazy pierogi: great inter-lewd here
	9:04am fm Mike: ↳ MD @9:03 WAIT!!! TODAY IS POOP DAY!!?!?!? @kEN YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PLAY THE BAND DIARRHEA PLANET!!! NO BACKSIES!!!
	9:05am f⊘f⊘ (: Yes, fm MIke! Today is National Shite Day! Rejoice!
	9:05am fm Mike: Also, where is Stashu. This feels like her. Dance with me Stanley! DANCE!
	9:05am Fredericks: Carl Finch from the Brave Combo?
	9:05am A Bee: Happy diarrhea day to all who celebrate! Peto cheers 🥂
	🚽 9:06am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ -жеи @8:38 Good Stuff
	9:06am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "Clown Shoes (Diarrhemix)" by "Not a Butt Face" So good.
	9:06am Rock Ridge Chess Club: Maybe we'll hear some Vandals soon.
	9:06am dday: diarrhea day??? are the banks closed? Is there mail delivery?
	9:06am Chris Hiatt: ↳ -жеи @8:31 Welcome back, Ken. Happy New Year!
	9:07am dave wuz here: corporate says if you shit your pants you can go home.
	9:07am fm Mike: ↳ dave wuz here @9:07 Hrrrrrrnnnnnngh!
	9:07am f⊘f⊘ (: dday, Yes, it's Diarrhea day and everything is closed except for the toilets.
	🚽 9:08am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Ah, nice. Hoping some autoharp gets worked in. Way to go, WHH!
	9:08am schnall: Webhamster!
	🚽 9:08am Krys O.: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Fantastic, Henry! ROFLMAO!
	9:08am f⊘f⊘ (: And here i was thinking My Sweet Lord was already a perfect song.
	9:09am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Oh, my sweet Dorothy.
	9:09am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Yes!
	9:09am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" This is inspired
	🚽 9:09am Krys O.: No way I can explain my hysterical laughter to my coworkers....
	🚽 9:09am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Can I vote for my own song? YES I CAN!
	9:09am chresti: GM Kendor and programme participants! Listening from blustery east Bay Area
	9:09am fm Mike: ↳ Krys O. @9:09 Oh my goooood lmao
	9:09am WTVinny: wow
	9:10am dale: diarrhea lady may get sued by the 'he's so fine' people.
	9:10am Dictater: Nooo this is insane, Im on mushrooms and trying to make dinner good god.
	9:10am bradford: this is so good
	9:10am Colleen: Fantastic
	9:10am Crownless Gander: Literally Ling OL!
	9:10am Strandlund: Fantastic!!
	9:10am Wind: ↳ -жеи @8:31 Morning-жеи, is it possible to comment on the memes...in the future? I love the python with the toilet paper! Cobra?
	🚽 9:10am Webhamster Henry: ↳ dale @9:10 I was actually going to sneak in a He's So Fine, but decided to concentrate on the the task at hand.
	9:10am chresti: WebHam strikes again!
	9:11am Wind: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" love it!
	9:11am Androu B.: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING & HAPPY FIRST SHOW OF THE NEW YEAR, -ЖЕИ & FREED FORMS! ¡Hola Handy, Hiper Dosis, y f⊘f⊘!
	9:11am Robm: ↳ Krys O. @9:09 Somethings are not very easily explained:)
	9:11am Annette: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Love this
	9:11am chresti: Ha Dale
	9:12am f⊘f⊘ (: Welcome,Androu B! Hope you made a DarRhemix too!
	9:12am yippie: this girl is Kusobaba
	9:12am queems: LOLLLLL
	9:12am Panther: I love when you can tune in to WFMU and hear a song like this that you can hum along to
	🚽 9:12am The Butterman: This makes me nostalgic for corn weenie and cake. Or rather this day will live in infamy for years to come.
	9:12am HeWhoWantsJeans: Going down a real Dorothy-hole with this one. Goin right into the bowels.
	9:12am fm Mike: Reminds me of this picture: tinyurl.com...
	9:12am luka: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" someone made this song good, didn’t think it possible
	9:12am fm Mike: ↳ queems @9:12 Goooooood morning @queems!
	9:13am NotAButtFace: its Diarrhea Lady Connoisseur
	9:13am Androu B.: ¡Y Buenos Dias de el Nuevo Año à ti, Webcui,Enrique!
	9:13am fm Mike: Mmm, what a great day @Ken! I say, with this classy music in the background, I must make this a black-tie affair!
	9:14am HeWhoWantsJeans: I am floored that people submitted enough material to more than flood an entire program.
	9:14am Fredericks: ↳ fm Mike @9:12 This site can’t be reachedThe webpage at tinyurl.com... might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address. ERR_UNSAFE_REDIRECT
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:14 You said flood, heh heh heh.
	🚽 9:15am Webhamster Henry: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:14 We will overflow the Wednesday Morning Toiletslot
	9:15am alan the painter: Ken, Ken, thank you for this mess!
	9:15am ike-o: Peace and poopy pants
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: This is coming from the man who played three hours of Toxic covers
	9:15am Bryan B: This is simply amazing! Dorothy is truly a gem.
	9:16am HeWhoWantsJeans: Complaints about Dorothy? Oh, those sweet virgin ears, I suppose.
	9:16am chresti: Bone idee Ken!
	🚽 9:16am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, Androu! Are all normies scared of poop?
	9:16am Sebastian: thank you, Ken!
	9:16am X: NICE WORK HENRY!!!!
	🚽 9:16am PaulRobeson1923: Everybody has to make common
	🚽 9:16am D Rok: Great. Now whenever I hear a bell I'm going to want to hear diarrhea. Pavlov says it's so.
	🚽 9:16am Beast of Boonton: Sounded like a dinner bell
	9:16am Sebastian: legit going to the toilet now btw!
	9:16am HeWhoWantsJeans: Oh my God, this is going to take two Programs? You absolute units.
	9:17am fm Mike: ↳ Fredericks @9:14 Ahhh pooey! Here is the phrase to google search then: "when i say smile vs when i say poop"
	9:17am dale: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:10 that was a fine toe tapper. wish i had my act together and downloaded audacity or something. i had a 'concept.' but just didn't get my ass in gear.
	9:18am TerrDE: "My Sweet Ass" is my fav so far
	🚽 9:18am Webhamster Henry: The surfeit of remixes might be due to the fact that I made three of 'em.
	9:18am f⊘f⊘ (: I'm praying there's a prog version of a Diarrhea Lady remix
	9:18am dday: did anyone do "Diarrhea Rhapsody?" I had that one in mind but I don't have the equipment to put it together "Oh,Diarrhea,Diarrhea, Oh Diarrhea let me go"
	9:19am Asheville Jon: f⊘f⊘, there probably is, but it's 47 minutes long, so ken might not be able to play it all in one shot
	9:19am holland oats: Ken brought all the GIFs
	9:19am Eggmaniac: ↳ The Butterman @9:12 Hello from NH. Glad to see you're painting the town brown.
	9:19am yippie: I can't believe Vicki didn't change it to diarrhoea lady. I've been lied to about British spelling rules my whole life.
	9:19am Androu B.: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:12 Sorry to say, I had to bow out of this one, although it was a much inspired idea, and I did have a few ideas rolling around in my head. But, as usual, life only allows so much free time before I have to get back to what really matters.
	9:19am ?: How to force people to change the station.
	9:20am LouFancy: Inspired idea Mr. Spokesman
	🚽 9:20am DjLorraine: Ready for an earful
	9:20am HeWhoWantsJeans: Man, Spokesman and Buttface were drinkin from the same fountain and the Circus. This is a blast.
	9:20am ike-o: Ooh avant garde
	9:21am WTVinny: I'm in some sort of state of resting astonishment
	🚽 9:21am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese and Milk" by "Stark E... A WFMU classic!
	9:22am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "The Gifted Mrs. Dorothy" by "Industry Spokesman" I like this one. Really exploring the source material. Arty.
	9:22am dale: lactose free milk we assume.
	9:23am unpopularfred: The way she pronounces the K in milk is truly satanic
	9:23am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese and Milk" by "Stark E... This is giving me strong EBN vibes. I need to look into this more.
	9:23am X: Good call on interspersing other pieces Ken! Great show as usual.
	9:23am Bryan B: Already some quality entries! The gifts keep coming.
	🚽 9:24am HyperDose: That sample played at 9:24 close enough!
	9:24am Asheville Jon: wow, garbage time 9:42 sneaking in there!
	🚽 9:24am ifeelfatnsassy: Ooof. This should've played at 9:42.
	9:24am f⊘f⊘ (: Androu B, Maybe that was the problem! Had you had those ideas rolling around in your bowel instead of your head. Anyway. true, let's get back to what really fecal matters.
	9:24am Androu B.: Now I understand why she pooped in the bed: because somebody was breaking her toilet! It all makes sense now!
	9:25am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" JESUS.
	9:25am chresti: Eeeeee
	🚽 9:25am lazy pierogi: winner winner squirt juice dinner
	9:25am Asheville Jon: this one might fall under the 'evil' category
	9:25am fm Mike: This remix XDDDDDD DX
	9:25am Ballpark Frank: This Garbage Man remix is next level!
	9:25am LouFancy: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" Amazing mashup
	9:25am Dave Conehead: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👩🏻‍🦼🧑🏾‍🦯🪂👍
	9:25am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" This is making me regret limiting myself to ONLY Dorothy lines. this is insane
	9:26am fm Mike: ↳ dale @9:22 With this playlist? Definitely not xD
	🚽 9:26am Webhamster Henry: Lotta clicky-stars this morning!
	9:26am Rob (Jerzcity): Early front (and back and down the legs) runner
	9:26am Cassettivity: this is blowing my mind
	9:26am f⊘f⊘ (: Ken, Can you play some of the hate mail you received from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Karen with the robot voice?
	9:27am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "YY Milk" by "DJ Cummerbund" This is a noticeable improvement on the original.
	9:27am ranjit: ↳ Song: "YY Milk" by "DJ Cummerbund" this is an achievement
	9:27am Destroit: Hahaha. This show is diarrhific
	9:27am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:26 I know someone who does a spot on Dorothy impression.
	🚽 9:27am Webhamster Henry: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:26 It would be like the "Letters to Kenny G" segment of whatever Kenny G's show was called at the time.
	9:28am Pete from Hoboken: There is some amazing talent out there with a lot of free time!
	9:28am Bryan B: I am out of practice now, but it may get practiced again after this marathon
	9:28am TerrDE: Yes, then the Cheese goes to Pizzarea s that are really child brothels. Yes, Milk loving, Cheese loving One World Government Satanists are planning Concentration Camps for those w out the milk digesting gene. The test ? Drink a gallon of milk, if diarrhea, off to the camp.
	9:29am dale: anal magic. fittingly.
	9:29am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Bryan B @9:28 It's like riding a bike.
	9:29am JG: Finally. Rush on FMU
	🚽 9:29am Karl Ward: Is that Hulk Hogan? Who is playing the keytar?
	9:29am Brendan: Milkshake , cheese , milk .... these are catalyst songs for the main diareah theme. Nicely currated Ken.
	9:29am muckgeist: Sometimes, not often, but sometimes...the world just makes SENSE. Like, now. Right the half now.
	9:30am TerrDE: glad to hear the Prog band lifted
	9:30am fm Mike: OHHHHHHHHHHHH HE PLAYING THE BEE-AHTLES!!!
	9:30am TerrDE: ban
	9:30am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Baby Got One Problem" by "DJ Strayriffs" Oh, Dorothy certainly has One Problem.
	9:31am Androu B.: You do realize we're giving Wisconsin some plug time with all this talk about dairy products?
	🚽 9:31am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "Baby Got One Problem" by "DJ Strayriffs" Pre-clicky-starred!
	🚽 9:31am HyperDose: ↳ fm Mike @9:30 I would totally riff to this if I was strapped with a Hofner
	9:31am fm Mike: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:30 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
	🚽 9:32am Krys O.: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:31 Same here!
	9:32am fm Mike: ↳ HyperDose @9:31 "my good lord!"
	9:32am HeWhoWantsJeans: "How does it feel to Poop In the Bed?"
	9:32am Androu B.: Dorothy, yuu're not in the can, sis, anymore.
	9:32am fm Mike: "Ken's Poop-Time Extravaganza!" should be on a shirt.
	🚽 9:33am Webhamster Henry: I hope Ken finds lots more Kaopectate ads.
	9:33am Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @9:32 *you're
	9:33am AlanthepainterBolle: This is so inspiring, on the pot, conning out fine…ploop…
	9:34am f⊘f⊘ (: Lets listen to that Baroque Pepsi Power playlist
	9:34am fm Mike: Shattup Nerd! xD
	9:34am fm Mike: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:34 Does sound like a banger of a playlist!
	9:34am HeWhoWantsJeans: Yes. Getting into that Evil Stuff.
	🚽 9:35am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" I was going to drop Dorothy into a 70s exploitation horror movie trailer, but didn't get around to it.
	🚽 9:35am HyperDose: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" 💩🥷🔪🩸
	9:35am A. Bee: Thank you Ken for this contest. It gave me a reason to live my John Carpenter dreams.
	9:35am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" Haunted by the solid poops of your past, visited by the significantly less viscous shits of your present, afraid of the bloody blockages of the future
	9:36am JetBoy of Astoria: Good day diarrhea fans!
	9:36am Androu B.: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:33 My idea was basically to use the jingle from one of those recent Pepto Bismol TV ads.
	9:36am f⊘f⊘ (: This is spoopky
	9:36am Wind: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" Professor DumDum would like this one
	9:36am dale: the power of poop compels you!
	9:37am HeWhoWantsJeans: Gonna need more black tea to get out of that bloody horror diarrhea hole.
	9:37am f⊘f⊘ (: Great job, A. Bee!
	9:37am Brian in Charlottesville: Alas The job compels me. Thank you, Ken!
	9:38am dale: as per that wnyc article, wfmu IS that crappy little station...
	9:38am Androu B.: Is it time for Harry & The Funhouse already?
	9:38am A. Bee: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:37 Thank you!
	9:38am HeWhoWantsJeans: I do not envy Ken having to choose a winner of a Skipper Pen for this. It's already Sophie's Choice and we only just started!
	9:39am Wind: ↳ Song: "Waltzinblack" by "The Stranglers" This has a nice Flow to it...
	9:39am Wind: ↳ Song: "Waltzinblack" by "The Stranglers" This has a nice Flow to it...
	9:39am fm Mike: On a related note... I would like a bidet.
	9:39am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ fm Mike @9:39 We installed one when Covid times hit and it's very much worth it.
	9:40am f⊘f⊘ (: But joking aside, today is the day Western world celebrates Baby Jesus' first diarrhea. Coincidence?
	9:40am Wind: ↳ fm Mike @9:39 you and me both...we're running out of trees...I mean toilet paper.
	9:40am Crownless Gander: ↳ fm Mike @9:39 Ask for one for your bday!
	9:40am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Crownless Gander @9:40 The ol B'Day Bidet!
	9:40am dale: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:40 it was all the figs.
	9:41am Bryan B: That was a haunted funhouse of a remix!
	9:41am A. Bee: ↳ Song: "Heart Pill" by "Hjorten" Oh this is GOOOOOOOD
	9:41am Wind: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:39 There's a whole culture where people don't shake hands with one particular hand. The one they wipe with...
	9:41am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Heart Pill" by "Hjorten" We're rollin deep into the EVIL SEGMENT now.
	9:41am JetBoy of Astoria: Have we got any Diarrheamix fans in Portugal?
	9:42am X: Loving Hjorten's piece!
	9:42am fm Mike: If anybody will listen to me, I want to say that I hate my new apartment for not having windows that open up to the rising sun. No one tells you, but having the sun enter directly into your room makes your brain click on.
	9:43am Wind: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 It makes a huge difference! I used to live in a place facing south west...
	🚽 9:43am JtotheK: ahoy ken, hi everyone. seasonal greeting and pleasant tidings.
	9:43am I am listening: I am listening
	9:43am música especular I speak some Portuguese and … l: Mandrake!
	9:44am NotAButtFace: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 I do the graveyard shift, have done for years. The sun is a distant memory.
	9:44am música especular I speak some Portuguese and … l: Do you know why I drink rainwater?
	9:44am Wind: ↳ NotAButtFace @9:44 so sad
	🚽 9:44am JtotheK: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" whoa. this was ... quite something.
	9:45am muckgeist: i am enjoying a spicy giardiniera of doro'rrhea giardia
	🚽 9:45am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... The American Thekenschlampen!
	9:45am fm Mike: ↳ Wind @9:43 THAAANK YOU! It's been hell for me trying to wake up. & @NotAButtFace, you're telling me! I work a closing shift, and I now realize I am an old man. I miss working with the sun in the morning.
	🚽 9:46am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, -жеи and mix. What have I stepped into here?
	🚽 9:46am HyperDose: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... Nice to see Jan Terri inspiring a new generation of karaoke queens
	9:47am Wind: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:46 a big mess:)
	9:47am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 I've been advocating to re-arrange our room so the sun rises right in our faces. But the damn tiny bedroom sucks for furniture. Maybe one day...
	🚽 9:47am PaulRobeson1923: Bright red Blood
	9:48am Wind: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:47 we can always go outside and face it
	🚽 9:49am Krys O.: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... I just mentioned the Audio Kitchen to Rich in Washington last week. Got me to listen to a couple of shows again. So great.
	9:49am Bryan B: Mr. Tinberg is the best!
	9:49am Androu B.: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:47 Two words:Feng Shuei
	9:49am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... I am honored that we had some Audio Kitchen involved in this. If only we ever crossed paths. Rest in Power.
	9:49am f⊘f⊘ (: HeWhoWantsJeans, Have you tried moving the sun around your room?
	9:49am X: WOW. The D lady came from an answering machine?!!! Amazing.
	9:50am Fredericks: One for the other party. Please drown in your own shit. We had a station out of Cleveland WMMS, it was awesome back then. They played this every Saturday at 1 AM. I waited for it.
	9:50am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ X @9:49 Yep! Likely a machine I found down in Rochester, Minnesota - I think. I've recorded over 500 machines so my memory is a bit fuzzy...
	9:50am gauche knee: 💕💕💕audio kitchen! 💕💕💕
	🚽 9:51am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Song: "Heart Pill" by "Hjorten" Shook the floor!
	🚽 9:51am DjLorraine: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 😵💔🌅
	9:51am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:49 Hell yeah. Just let me rearrange the galaxy for a minute.
	9:52am fm Mike: This background music sounds like the funeral march from the second Godfather movie.
	🚽 9:52am Webhamster Henry: I have about 10 years of my incoming phone messages on cassette. It's an amazing audio diary! I also have my highly produced outgoing messages right here: www.echonyc.com...
	9:53am unpopularfred: It will be the only sitcom that’s three hours long
	9:54am chresti: PROG Variety Show!
	9:54am Wind: I don't know how some people survive solitary confinement without the light and warmth of the sun.
	9:55am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:52 Oh man! Awesome. I'll have to check this out. Would you want to exchange email addresses or something? If you're up for it, drop me a line. I'd love to talk more with ya! contact@answerphone.org if you're game.
	9:55am Wind: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:52 wow
	9:57am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "That Ain't The Story" by "Erik Tinberg" way to go Jeans. This belongs as part of some menu/title music for a discount bin PS2 FPS
	9:57am dale: i sued to listen to cordless phone conversations and baby monitors onmy scanner. wish i had some recordings of those.....the girl leaving the guy and he just wants breakup sex one more time....
	🚽 9:58am HyperDose: I love how she says "I pooped the bed?" as a question
	9:59am Androu B.: ↳ Fredericks @9:50 The Buzzard! I was never in the Cleveland area, but that station was legendary! I came across an online radio channel called Wolf Rock which originates from that area. I beliveve it was launched by some former DJ's from that station.
	9:59am HeWhoWantsJeans: YES! You're rolling in Angry Cabin Guy!
	10:00am Androu B.: Who is this, Casey Kasem?
	10:00am FCC: I also have 10 years of recordings of Ken's tapped phone. Anyone interested?
	🚽 10:00am HyperDose: ↳ Androu B. @10:00 I think he's calling Mel Gibson back
	10:01am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Androu B. @10:00 Casey got real into The Gym.
	10:01am f⊘f⊘ (: MsMcwigan!
	🚽 10:02am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" Another WFMU classic!
	10:03am Crownless Gander: I haven't heard this! It's amazing!
	10:03am BillyLundun: This dog tale is an epic for the times!
	10:03am HeWhoWantsJeans: Boy, this Lost Dog is a damn Epic.
	10:04am Spankyflop: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" She sounds like Scott Thompson from the Kids in the Hall.
	10:04am NotAButtFace: This Saga is amazing
	10:04am fm Mike: Missus McWiggun sounds like a sweetheart xD
	10:04am Crownless Gander: ↳ Spankyflop @10:04 Yes!!!
	10:04am dale: don't let this woman baby sit for your kids. 'your baby got out and is gone. i'm sorry. goodbye.'
	10:04am JeremyB: We better find out what happened to that dog or there's gonna be a riot of really strange people storming the studio!
	10:04am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" Someone wrote a whole damn song to Dorothy? This is amazing.
	10:04am Wind: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" epic
	10:05am fm Mike: ↳ BillyLundun @10:03 Billy Lundun! My man!!!
	10:05am f⊘f⊘ (: 3:55PM Tuesday "Boy brought back the dog and we ate it. Sorry! Bye."
	🚽 10:05am Webhamster Henry: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:55 Sure - I love this stuff, but it's hard to find a gold mine like Dorothy. My best thrift store find was an Edison Voicewriter with a number of recorded discs from 1967.
	10:06am schnall: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" This is so sweet. I'm wiping a tear from my eye. Well, I thought it was a tear, but it's bright red...
	10:06am f⊘f⊘ (: schnall, Is there blood all over?
	10:06am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Webhamster Henry @10:05 That sounds incredible! I've never heard of the Voicewriter, even! I look forward to your email, 'Hamster :)
	10:07am schnall: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:06 You just don't get rid of that.
	10:07am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" Was this inspired by a Dorff skit on The Carol Burnett Show?
	10:07am BillyLundun: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" Dunno if there is an actual winner but I have a feeling this one could be it!
	10:07am gauche knee: Mildred 💗
	10:07am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ schnall @10:07 ooooooh
	10:08am Wind: ↳ Song: "Casio Havasi" by "Anadol" smoooooth like...well...you know
	10:08am muckgeist: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" Hot for Mildred!
	10:08am Mister Dobalina: Some real talent material being submitted. Good up the good work FMu contributors.
	10:10am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" Never get tired of that gif! Love those two Goldies!
	10:11am f⊘f⊘ (: I didn't have the time to do a Lady Diarrhea remix BUT I did make an operetta entitled "Madama Diarrea". A tale of unrequited love between an old lady and a toliet.
	10:12am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Casio Havasi" by "Anadol" Request to segue with a Trio tune (any will do).
	10:12am Wind: museumofmagneticsoundrecording.org...
	10:12am pot8o: i did make something called "my life in the bush of diarrhea" but never got around to submitting it
	10:13am Bryan B: "Just one minute" lol "Ohhhhhh"
	10:13am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:12 I love that album and I'd love to hear your piece.
	10:13am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Dorothy's Quest" by "DJ Jesuspants" Oh no Dorothy! Are you OK?
	10:14am f⊘f⊘ (: Phil's Baby!!!!
	10:14am Bryan B: We are not in Kansas any more Dorothy
	10:14am Brendan: She's back!
	10:14am Androu B.: I just know somebody used that Fleisch Lego track on their submission.
	10:14am Wind: ↳ Wind @10:12 "Acoustic" era, 1877 to 1925 "Electrical" era, 1925 to 1945 (including sound on film) "Magnetic" era, 1945 to 1975 "Digital" Era, 1975 to the present
	10:14am pot8o: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:13 i'm not on my computer right now (and probably won't be for another few hours) so i unfortunately can't send it right now
	10:15am Roberto: LYING on a quilt, Unknown. Lying.
	10:16am PMD: Just turned it on. Thought at first it was Ilivia
	10:16am fm Mike: This sounds so intimate, like I should not be listening to it.....
	10:16am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:14 No worries! Would you wanna keep in touch? Hit me up at contact@answerphone.org
	10:17am f⊘f⊘ (: HeWhoWantsJeans, I remember seeing like 3 tapes of Lady Diarrhea in your tumblr but one wasn't available for download. Were they all used in the remix contest?
	🚽 10:17am HyperDose: This is very high and tight. Definitely following proto.
	10:18am JetBoy of Astoria: I pegged that Tennessee accent
	10:18am Asheville Jon: i wish i could find a girl like this
	10:18am PMCwhenever: wow Phil’s baby will be a deep resource for the coming AI Botz
	10:19am βrian: There's that plane.
	10:19am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:17 They should've all been available via Ken. I know Tumbler changed options at some point so _sometimes_ the Download option is present, _sometimes_ it isn't. And I've been doin this so long that it's a pain to back-manage, sometimes. If you didn't get what you wanted from Ken or need anything, feel free to drop me a line. I'd gladly get you what you want / need.
	10:19am Creston: I think in love
	10:19am Creston: I’m
	10:19am f⊘f⊘ (: Oh, Lady D, I love you so much ! So in love.
	10:20am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Unknown" This is fantastic. A real raw, intimate recording. Just pure of soul.
	10:20am Joey!: I heard this years ago. I think it's from 1972 and this girl is sitting in the middle of a field in Secaucus Meadows, NJ.
	10:20am Wind: ↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Unknown" I want some of what she's having...
	10:20am TerrDE: is this testimony from a Manson trial ?
	🚽 10:21am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Heyo...gooood morning Here for the DiarRhemix! Will all the results be downloadable anywhere for our listening pleasure? When will the winner be announced?
	10:21am enocaster: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" This one was great! I also ended my (not yet aired) remix with the same "Bye Bye" sample!
	10:21am Wind: ↳ Joey! @10:20 she's on a whole...nother...level ;)
	10:21am f⊘f⊘ (: Joey!, Amazing! Is Shatanooga nearby Secaucus Meadows?
	10:21am A. Bee: ↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Unknown" Really reminded me of "Little Fluffy Clouds" lady from that Orb song.
	🚽 10:21am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @10:21 I betcha they will be collected on Ken's next Marathon Premium!
	10:22am Wind: ↳ Song: "Appopopoulisberg" by "Jimmy Haskell" GREEK flavored diarrhea song....I LOVE that license plate!
	10:23am Wind: ↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @10:21 good question
	10:23am f⊘f⊘ (: HeWhoWantsJeans, Oh, thanks! I'll double check. Ever since Ken has played Lady D I think I keep hearing soundbites from two tapes but never from the third one.
	10:23am JetBoy of Astoria: @A bee - dead on!
	10:23am Joey!: Im not sure. Snake Hill is nearby and that's where all the debris from the old Penn Station got dumped. So i hope she wasn't sitting on a marble column!!
	🚽 10:24am Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @10:21 Good morning. The winner will be announced next week.
	10:24am f⊘f⊘ (: Go for Jessica, man! She's the one!
	🚽 10:24am PaulRobeson1923: I hope diahreah lady is ok
	10:24am Brendan: Snapping both fingers high above head
	10:25am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @10:24 Ken got swamped with submissions. Y'all flooded his inbox. Not even the Scatter Rugs could contain them.
	10:25am Wind: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @10:24 do we get to vote?
	10:25am fm Mike: ↳ Brendan @10:24 Very Greek! Oop-Pah!
	10:26am BillyLundun: How have I not heard Jimmy Haskell?
	10:26am pot8o: ↳ Wind @10:25 hopefully if we do we get to vote for multiple they're all hilarious
	10:26am Brendan: The Ed Grimley hyper dance.
	10:26am f⊘f⊘ (: Is it true the first prize of the Diarrhea remix contest is a broken toilet mini figurine?
	10:26am Wind: ↳ Song: "A Pacsirta" by "Sándor Déki Lakatos & his Gypsy B... oh the those hun-garians....Fan-tastic! I think I am a born gypsy
	10:26am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "A Pacsirta" by "Sándor Déki Lakatos & his Gypsy B... oh man now THIS hits the spot
	10:27am Wind: ↳ NotAButtFace @10:26 super talent
	🚽 10:27am -жеи: Please feel free to email me or just say here which remixes are your faves. It's not a vote but Im interested in your opinions. I'll announce the lucky weiner next week.
	🚽 10:27am Webhamster Henry: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:26 Cimbalom alert!
	10:27am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:26 Only the Highlander can posses the Skipper Pen.
	10:27am Creston: I wonder is there a people like us diarrhea remix
	🚽 10:27am -жеи: ↳ BillyLundun @10:26 Yeah, Jimmy Haskell has a rather incredible history as a producer
	🚽 10:28am Webhamster Henry: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:26 It's a family sized bottle of paregoric.
	🚽 10:28am -жеи: ↳ Creston @10:27 Alas, there is not. Vicki is extremely busy right now
	10:30am Roberto: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" Toilet paper roll call!
	10:30am enocaster: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" This is mine!
	🚽 10:30am HyperDose: Diarrhea Cumbia coming up?
	10:30am paddy in matawan: What was the thing to search for to find the clips from Napster?
	10:30am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" Oh I am a fan of Supercuts, so a catalogue of all the names is a great idea
	10:31am BillyLundun: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" I can get behind this one!
	10:31am JetBoy of Astoria: The listeners are showing some amazing talent. Great contest.
	10:31am Okasa: Herb. Oh yeah.
	🚽 10:31am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" Extra points for the Party Girls drop!
	🚽 10:32am Handy Haversack: Howard? Are you OK?
	10:32am Wind: ↳ -жеи @10:27 it's a tough choice! I trust your picks
	10:32am Hjorten: I was at work and couldn't hear my remix live :(
	10:33am Beetlemuse: Awesome your on WFMU Eric! You've made the big time kid!
	10:33am f⊘f⊘ (: Can we payola you to pick up a winner, Ken?
	10:33am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Hjorten @10:32 Easy. Just subject your coworkers to the stream.
	10:34am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Beetlemuse @10:33 Thanks Beetle! Beetle is another collector and archivist of found recordings. Their collection can be found at www.youtube.com...
	10:34am mb: Hello SMK and crew
	10:36am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" This one had me lolling! Give the prize to Curtis B!
	10:36am X: Check out the Netflix film Altes Geld for some exquisitely bizarre Germanic angst-filled cinema.
	10:37am enocaster: ↳ NotAButtFace @10:30 Thank you!
	10:37am Wind: ↳ X @10:36 ok
	10:38am egould: Mildred realized a “stark relief”! Or maybe it was Doris?
	10:38am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Herz Ist Trumpf" by "Trio" Thank YOU for dignifying my request, -жеи!
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1923: The 4th of the month? Good day to be born
	10:39am f⊘f⊘ (: All proceedings from the sale of the Mrs Dorothy remixes will go to The STOP Diarrhoea Initiative and to the International Centre for Diarrhoeal Disease Research.
	10:40am Okasa: Didn't Phil's Baby say she went to a church in Chattanooga?
	10:41am Beetlemuse: That phil's baby recording she mentioned going to church in chatanooga, which is in TN
	10:42am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:39 Donate now and receive a complimentary Scatter Rug.
	10:42am chresti: The butting friendship
	10:43am enocaster: ↳ Androu B. @10:36 Thanks so much!
	10:44am TerrDE: just think of all the remixes when all the private conversations Alexis and Siri overheard and recorded are dumped
	10:44am pot8o: this jim price one should be interesting
	10:45am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:44 This one is amazing. A real slapper.
	10:45am X: @TerrDe Apple and Amazon have an immense archive we'll never hear.
	10:45am Wind: ↳ Song: "Dorothy Remix" by "Liza and Jim Price" winner!
	10:45am Androu B.: ↳ enocaster @10:43 Srsly, that was genius!
	10:45am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Dorothy Remix" by "Liza and Jim Price" wow. this is a BOP
	10:45am dale: yoko really is crappy.
	10:46am BillyLundun: ↳ Song: "Dorothy Remix" by "Liza and Jim Price" coming out strong!
	10:46am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ BillyLundun @10:46 Rushin right down on the Scatter Rugs.
	10:46am chresti: If yoko called me I might have an”accident” in my pants
	10:47am BillyLundun: Did DJcumberbund make an entry? Did anyone speak to their agent?
	10:48am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Happy New Year Ken
	10:49am Mister Dobalina: Gosh, you Diarrhea beats producing peeps are GOOD!
	10:49am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... This should be essential to my future plans.
	10:50am sydnius: 🎙️bumps are the best
	🚽 10:50am Elena: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... Brilliant.
	10:51am Kat in Chicago: takes notes
	10:51am Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @10:49 ...he said with tongue firmly planted in cheek.
	10:51am Don S: NEAL ADAMS IS BACK!
	10:51am TerrDE: Echo on everything works for Matt...
	10:52am Wind: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... ambivalence and uncertainty!!!
	10:52am McGroovey: ↳ BillyLundun @10:47 Yes. Near the top of the show.
	10:52am f⊘f⊘ (: This is Irwin Chusyd, right?. I mean, Chusid. Or is it Shusid? Wait.. Chuzid? I'm not sure now.
	10:52am βrian: Bad form is good for 'em.
	🚽 10:52am -жеи: The Squeaky Chair!
	10:52am fm Mike: Loving this FMU guideline xD
	10:52am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... "really GRAB the mic"
	10:52am f⊘f⊘ (: i know, Ken! I miss the squeaky chair so much!
	10:52am The Oscar: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... This is wonderful.
	🚽 10:53am PaulRobeson1923: Talk like they do in Texas but slower
	10:53am Roberto: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... What happened to SM Ken's voice?
	10:53am Stanley Crook.: Squeaky chair!
	10:53am Bryant in TO: What's the technical term for that scrambly sound in the recording? Reminds me of my childhood CRT TV
	10:53am f⊘f⊘ (: Roberto, That's Ken early 90s voice.
	10:53am efd: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... Completed circle dept.: Neal Adams' triumphant (?) return to WFMU on my show in 2015: wfmu.org...
	10:53am sydnius: ↳ Bryant in TO @10:53 "digital noise" is fun
	10:54am chresti: How about forgetting your glasses?
	10:54am Wind: ↳ efd @10:53 a must hear!
	10:54am Roberto: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:53 I guess Irwin sounds the same because he had already gone through puberty by that time.
	10:54am Stanley Crook.: Can this be your new show theme please? I’d like to hear this every Wednesday when Clay hands over to you
	10:54am Androu B.: You'd think Irwin would te a professor emeriitus at the Columbia School of Broadcasting by now.
	🚽 10:54am HyperDose: ↳ Bryant in TO @10:53 Electromagnetic interference?
	10:55am Brendan: This describes many of my favorite DJs
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: ↳ efd @10:53 The Connells on that playlist, efd!
	10:55am The World.: Have Fred and Alan on Your show. They are great and hilarious
	10:55am Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @10:54 *be
	10:56am Stanley Crook.: Or this should be played at the beginning of Wake
	10:56am Wind: Irwin---are u a bit overthinking things?
	🚽 10:56am HyperDose: .....are you there....has Ken found you....
	🚽 10:56am -жеи: ↳ The World. @10:55 Thanks Fred! I wish they really were available for a weekly show! They're not unfortunately
	10:57am Dave in Vermont: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... what year is this from?
	🚽 10:57am HyperDose: ↳ The World. @10:55 The FCC would be kicking down the studio door if that holy trinity congregated for a show!
	10:57am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... Irwin should be Andy's co-host on his show.
	🚽 10:58am -жеи: ↳ Dave in Vermont @10:57 I think it's from '86
	10:58am Michele with One "L": ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... INCREDIBLE
	10:59am Michele with One "L": ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... I've taken all these tips to heart and now I have a hit show!
	10:59am bill OHara: wonderful . lol
	10:59am AnotherJon: Holy Crap. Gold!
	10:59am timinoak: Instantly aging this poor man and creating the old codger...
	10:59am Feldy: "I wanna hit that high" like George Micheal
	11:00am The World.: Read emails
	🚽 11:00am Elena: ↳ Dave in Vermont @10:57 Oct-Nov 1985
	11:00am HeWhoWantsJeans: Man, _this chair_.
	11:00am SeaCreature: Late 70s, early 80s FMU was 50% off-mike cronies, iirc
	11:00am Wind: the squeaky chair is THE BEST lol
	🚽 11:00am HyperDose: Did the squeaky chair ever win an award?
	11:00am Wind: ↳ HyperDose @11:00 right?
	11:00am Feldy: Sage advice that applies to life in general
	11:00am Kat in Chicago: I think I’m ready for my first air shift
	11:01am Bryant in TO: ↳ HyperDose @10:54 Sounds reasonable. But now why are they trying to interfere? And who are they? So many questions...
	11:01am love2laf: I think the dog-in-studio was left out of this list, might be time to update this piece!
	11:01am bill OHara: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:00 the squickky chair
	11:01am Brendan: also remember to kvetch about the studio temperature and how an unamed dj in one of the previous time slots left things a mess
	🚽 11:01am HyperDose: ↳ Wind @11:00 Could honestly have it's own show
	11:01am holland oats: shoutout to all the creators these are brilliant
	11:02am Dave in Vermont: @HeWhoWantsJeans, Did Mildred know that Dorothy was recording their conversations?
	11:02am f⊘f⊘ (: Squeaky chair passed away in 1991. I think.
	11:02am unpopularfred: Dorothy is sitting in a room, different from where we are
	11:02am The World.: Where’s Fred and Alan. The best in story telling and comedy
	🚽 11:02am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" I think this is what we hear when we die, at the moment of transition out of this vale of tears.
	🚽 11:03am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" Faster is better
	11:03am enocaster: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" If Dorothy was sitting in a room with Lucier.
	11:03am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Dave in Vermont @11:02 I don't think so! I've found a number of answering machines with conversations. I think what happens is that the machine picked up when Mildred did, but they didn't know or care.
	🚽 11:03am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Handy Haversack @11:02 “We are more than guessers in a vale of tears…”
	11:04am HeWhoWantsJeans: A _lot_ of people were confounded by answering machines. I love folks who are frustrated when they get technical issues and it records them. A lot of feedback and "turn that damn thing off"
	11:04am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" That's some heavily maladjusted reverb!
	11:04am Brendan: Squeaky chair was in the Manson cult
	🚽 11:05am Handy Haversack: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:04 Isn't that how we caught Nixon?
	11:05am sydnius: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" fantastic!
	🚽 11:05am HyperDose: ↳ Bryant in TO @11:01 That's the price of having too much fun
	11:05am muckgeist: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" I'm very much enjoying the experience of this one.
	11:05am Bobby: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" i hope this doesn’t get stuck in my head today
	🚽 11:06am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" With all due respect to people who like "music," this one is my fave so far.
	11:06am luka: this goes nicely with the sewer work taking place on my street
	11:06am f⊘f⊘ (: Ken, Lady Constipation called and she's not happy with today's show.
	11:06am TerrDE: Definitely not this one.
	11:06am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" Feels like I'm sitting in bed with a TV on, just watchin' it, you know?
	11:06am Stanley Crook, Durham, U.K.: Lyrics: huhibipiclicirrrrrrrraaabbbbaaawawawawaright
	11:06am Androu B.: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:04 I love folks who tak advantage of the mssage record feature by leaving a crank message to blow off telemarketers and scammers.
	11:07am TerrDE: Stop it.
	11:07am JetBoy of Astoria: I feel like breakin some toilets
	11:07am enocaster: Look what I did with my last comment.
	🚽 11:07am Handy Haversack: The Lucier LP on the homepage had me sitting in a room full of coveting the other day. Well done, enocaster!
	11:07am muckgeist: My entry would have been better if I'd more indulged my inner Cliff Baldwin.
	11:08am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" That was the finest of ear cancer I have ever heard. If I had to vote, I would not vote on that one. \\
	11:08am Joey!: Hi. Concerning "Phil's Baby"..i had heard it years ago on something like WNYU..and from what i remember, the girl is from the south, but had moved to NYC. There is even film footage to go with her recording,but im not sure who filmed it. It was a static shot of reeds blowing in the wind. I do remember that that said it was the middle of Secaucus Meadows she was sitting in {brave girl}. I believe she lived on the west side somewhere. I never forgot it. I cannot find anything about it in any search, so if anyone does or has any other info about it, let me know. Thanks Ken!
	11:08am Joey!: ..oh, and the year was 1972.
	11:08am Stanley Crook, Durham, U.K.: Breaking the toilet!
	11:10am f⊘f⊘ (: Handy, I agree. There's acute diarrhea remix and a cute diarrhea remix. Cliff Baldwin's one is on the latter.
	11:10am Bryan B: I used to refer to my answering machine as "The obligation machine" because every message meant I needed to respond or do something. Now I have some nostalgia for them as I used to record goofy outgoing messages for other people and also because of the glory that is Answerphone! Thank you Erik Tinberg (and Ken for this show).
	11:10am Dave in Vermont: fast-forward your CDs on-air. That's something Ken and Iriwn left out. Oh was that before CDs?
	11:11am timinoak: Handy-- I thought the same about the sounds during dying
	11:11am KingOfJunk: That was an awesome diarrhemix
	11:11am f⊘f⊘ (: Joey! Holy crap! if there's film footage of Phil's Baby!
	🚽 11:11am HyperDose: Staysh pee break
	11:12am JetBoy of Astoria: I’ve heard this whole thing and the fast forwarding is for the best
	11:12am f⊘f⊘ (: I'd say Staysh dee (as in D) break
	11:12am Beetlemuse: your listening to a blue whale's mixtape
	11:13am flat tire: hi! where do you go online to find out where and when alot of these bands are playing in nyc?
	11:15am chresti: I Am Sitting In A Room (excerpts) by Alvin Lucier (I Am SItting In A... what's the word? hang on brb)—— I like!
	11:16am timinoak: Beeline song is epic
	11:16am Uncle Marty: Bandsintown
	🚽 11:16am -жеи: ↳ flat tire @11:13 flat tire, good one!! hahaha
	11:16am f⊘f⊘ (: flat tire, They are all playing in the Poopapalooza nyc festival this summer.
	11:16am TerrDE: The app has stop working as of 11:11
	11:16am McGroovey: I need to dig out my old answering machine cassettes. One of them is one of those little ones that I have no way to play anymore.
	11:17am JetBoy of Astoria: For anyone looking for NYC shows, I suggest the Brooklyn Vegan website
	11:17am Dave in Vermont: ↳ TerrDE @11:16 that's just the programming; keep listening
	🚽 11:17am -жеи: ↳ TerrDE @11:16 Anybody else having issues with the app or the streams?
	11:17am chresti: I get a little sad thinking of Dorothy alone crapping her pants
	11:17am JetBoy of Astoria: No issues with the stream or app here
	11:17am Tom from Swan's Island: I wasnt sure if it was the music or the stream.
	11:17am pot8o: ↳ -жеи @11:17 stream's working fine on my end
	🚽 11:18am Krys O.: ↳ -жеи @11:17 Listening to the MP3 stream via VLC with no issues.
	🚽 11:18am Handy Haversack: ↳ -жеи @11:17 AAC stream via VLC coming in strong in Manhattan.
	11:18am fm Mike: ↳ -жеи @11:17 Not me. I'm streaming off my phone, and commenting on the computer.
	11:18am Bobby: App is all good
	11:18am Tom from Swan's Island: It was breaking up about 5 minutes ago but I dismissed it as the music.
	11:18am TerrDE: The website stream just stopped too
	11:19am Wind: ↳ -жеи @11:17 nope
	11:19am chresti: No issues with stream as long as there’s electricity and internet
	11:19am Androu B.: ↳ -жеи @11:17 Also listening through VLC and coming in fine here.
	🚽 11:19am Handy Haversack: "Have a nice day, you dork!" With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!
	11:20am Feldy: stream is working for me
	11:20am A. Bee: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" Oooh I'm really into this '90s bop.
	11:20am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" _mmmyeah_
	11:20am BVP: Mom?
	11:20am chresti: * iOS app
	11:21am Trimegistus: Ken the stream is loud and clear 80 miles east of NYC at the beach.
	11:21am Leber_Eisnessss: 10 years later, I see Ken is still annoying
	11:22am TerrDE: Verizon getd overwemed sometime s when tourist are here but they should be gone. Ill call a friend to check, weird
	11:22am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" Yeah...
	11:22am f⊘f⊘ (: Telepathic stream is fine too
	11:23am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" Well it's nice to hear the whole story - AHHHHHHHHH WHAT!!!
	11:23am mndave: I really hope someone out there is in a NYC cab with this playing.
	11:23am Dave in Vermont: That Gary is a real rock.
	11:23am Beetlemuse: I forgot how much of a cliffhanger that call ends on! too bad :(
	11:24am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "In Der Stadt Und Auf Dem Land (In The City And On... Mark Hurst should have this one on his playlist.
	11:25am chresti: “The bathroom’s full of blood”……”oh yeah, that happens”
	11:25am Wind: ↳ Song: "In Der Stadt Und Auf Dem Land (In The City And On... yes this sounds Techtonic!
	11:25am Brendan: Back from the baño, where the stream was steady and uninterrupted
	11:25am luka: lord jesus
	🚽 11:25am HyperDose: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" Amber Heard is gonna love this. Someone tweet at her!
	11:26am gauche knee: no issues with stream or app here.Been listening & commenting via phone & computer (all iOS)
	11:26am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" look, I'll say this, it sure is catchy!
	🚽 11:26am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" I think we can all relate to this one.
	11:26am chresti: Best poop in the bed mix!
	11:26am Dave in Vermont: ↳ Brendan @11:25 TerrDE, have you tried staying in the bathroom for best reception?
	🚽 11:26am anne: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" i think this one's my fave but they're all so good!
	11:26am BobbyG: I’m cracking up at my desk
	11:27am f⊘f⊘ (: This Remix sounds familiar. Is it from the Party Girls remix contest?
	11:27am chresti: @Looking for Poop In The Bed by Greg Reinfeld (DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest)
	11:28am BobbyG: I have outdoor speakers at my office in Baltimore and this is blasting out onto Harford Rd.
	11:28am Uncle Marty: bad bad Stasha
	11:28am Mister Dobalina: DayuM! The diarheMix hits keep droppin' ... wOwZers!
	11:29am Wind: TY-FCC- go Poop yourself!
	11:30am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ BobbyG @11:28 THANK YOU
	11:30am luka: it’sa vinyl
	11:30am TerrDE: app is ok now.
	11:31am Androu B.: ↳ luka @11:30 "Licorice Pizza" even!
	11:31am SPLAT: balls hahaja
	11:31am chresti: Live and Not Learn, is what I like to say
	11:31am egould: Whatever happened to “Irwin”?
	11:32am efd: a familiar tale, the tale of Neal Adams
	11:34am Androu B.: ↳ efd @11:32 Wasn't Neal Adams also the actual name of U2 guiitarist The Edge?
	11:34am gauche knee: How to be a FMU DJ & this entire ep has brought me SO much joy. Brava to all who submitted!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: Now, a real high-low player would try to win both.
	11:35am Listener John from NJ: I don't think any Diarrhea Remix Contest could be better than this one, so there's no need to do another. Please, PLEASE do not have another, ever again.
	11:35am PMD: Andy has $$$ again apparently!
	11:35am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Listener John from NJ @11:35 I submit: Angry Cabin Guy remix next.
	11:36am tonyb: Steve Stein didn’t submit a remix? : ( Disappointed.
	11:36am Beetlemuse: that cabing guy was mental. whos says they're going to cut a dog's voice box out!?
	11:37am Wind: ↳ Listener John from NJ @11:35 Lol !!! yes please don't ken
	11:37am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" and all the voices cried out in a great and terrible display
	11:37am unpopularfred: Actually, when I hear that bell, I expect Paranormia to come on
	11:37am Androu B.: I wonder if Mr. Fab contributed, as well.
	11:37am Beetlemuse: Angry cabin guy calls Dorothy LOL
	11:38am Wind: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" make it stop!
	11:38am Wind: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" make it stop!
	11:38am Listener John from NJ: @Station Manager Ken: I'm told there is at least one CD of music composed by Teodor Adorno (relased 1980s or 1990s). Have you heard it or ever played it on the air?
	11:38am JetBoy of Astoria: Re cabin guy - yeah, I thought he’d just say slit it’s throat, but no, gotta cut out the voice box. Woof indeed.
	11:38am Androu B.: ↳ unpopularfred @11:37 I'm reminded that Mary Wing will be on shortly after this.
	11:39am TerrDE: i just got in from the lawn. the apps now playing everything FMU has ever played at the same time
	11:39am f⊘f⊘ (: ↳ Wind @11:38 Death by a thousand Diarrhea Ladies.
	11:39am chresti: @WC WC WC by Bubble King (DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest)< A gaggle of Dorothys
	🚽 11:39am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" When they said there was a diarrhea party line, this is not what I was expecting.
	11:39am SPLAT: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" pain
	11:39am MD: THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IVE EVER HEARD
	11:39am Cecile: Hi, K- Oh, dear Lord. Nope.
	11:40am JetBoy of Astoria: It’s always the damn dogs
	11:41am Stanley Crook, Durham, U.K.: Best show ever
	11:41am Brendan: That darned cat
	11:41am Dave in Vermont: I hear Owen Wilson looking for cat care but don't see a track to match my comment to.
	11:42am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price" _oooooo_
	11:42am Wind: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price" That Jim Price's got Talent with a capital T
	11:42am Crownless Gander: ↳ Dave in Vermont @11:41 Ha ha!
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: If this gets into a dramatic reading of Gravity's Rainbow, I might need to duck out for a sec.
	11:44am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price" This one's a runner-up.
	11:44am f⊘f⊘ (: Sounds like this guy never had delicious maggot popsicles.
	🚽 11:44am Krys O.: ↳ Wind @11:42 Heck yeah!
	🚽 11:44am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" Maybe you try a different brand of smokes?
	11:44am FletcherNYC: This makes me want to start smoking again
	11:44am bradford: pass me a pall mall!
	11:44am dave wuz here: greasy grimey gopher guts
	11:45am Tom in St. Paul: clearly this guy belongs to the Maggots and Slime School of Poetry
	11:45am The Oscar: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" William S. Burroughs' "Just Say No" campaign was weird.
	11:45am Crownless Gander: His voice sounds like he smokes at least a pack a day.
	11:45am aaronfromMI: Ok ok, I'll never smoke again Mom!
	11:45am sydnius: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" this guy is getting the turkey vultures super excited
	🚽 11:46am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" Digger Smolken enjoys a smoke break.
	11:46am Androu B.: In some Third World countries, maggots are a delicacy.
	11:46am TerrDE: Richard demonstrates why only Karen was allowed a mike on Carpenter's records. He claimed this was the next Super Star.
	11:46am KingOfJunk: I think I saw this guy read at St Marks
	11:46am f⊘f⊘ (: Krys O remix is another gem too!
	11:46am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence" I got the Bloody Diarrhea Blues.
	11:46am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence" aaaweeeeh YEAH tickle them ivories... well... they used to be white... now they've got some streaks on em
	11:47am Wind: ↳ FletcherNYC @11:44 eeewwww...im glad im over that stage of my life! although cigarette smoke does smell good if you're just passing by someone who just lit up.
	11:48am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence" This too shall pass.
	11:49am f⊘f⊘ (: HMM!
	11:49am Beetlemuse: Smooth move Ex-lax!
	11:49am KingOfJunk: I like this blues version as well!
	11:49am Androu B.: Correction: This POO shall pass.
	🚽 11:50am Krys O.: ↳ Wind @11:47 I quit smoking 23 years ago and I loathe 2nd hand smoke. Ugh.
	🚽 11:50am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken and all the participants. It's been a blast! Kaboom!
	11:51am Alice: Brilliant tribute
	11:51am Diarrhea Lady: Great news folks! Turns out it wasn't blood at all, but I'd just had WAY too much sweet-and sour-shrimp and must have gotten a bad shrimp. All good now.
	11:52am TerrDE: I wonder if anyone used Kevin Meaney saying "oh my God, I pooped the bed" in his Choco leet bit.
	11:52am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Diarrhea Lady @11:51 Oh thank God. We were worried about you for years.
	🚽 11:52am PaulRobeson1923: I love Willie too!
	11:53am Androu B.: ↳ Krys O. @11:50 I've never smoked and I used to be accustomed to secodhand smoke when I was hanging out in nightclubs. My tolerance level today isn't as high, but it hasn't gone down much either.
	11:53am Wind: ↳ Diarrhea Lady @11:51 That would have been more of a pink color...who the hell has pink blood?
	11:53am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Between the Sheets" by "The Hard Woods" well this is going to go places
	11:54am aaroninPhilly: I've had a headache all day from drinking last night but this show has totally helped.
	11:54am HeWhoWantsJeans: It's true. Dorothy is simply irresistible.
	11:54am tonyb: Ken’s bell reminds me of Hector Salamanca’s wheelchair bell…
	11:55am gauche knee: So glad you’re ok, Lady D!
	11:55am Wind: see you at dinner folks :) great SHOW good to have you back -жеи !
	11:55am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Between the Sheets" by "The Hard Woods" STOP THE PRESSES! WE HAVE ANOTHER STRONG CONTENDER!
	11:55am f⊘f⊘ (: The real winner for me today was the rotavirus, the most common cause of diarrhoeal disease. Without it we would not have diarrhea ladies remixes to sing along to.
	11:56am gauche knee: Ok, that Simply Irresistible just made my top 5 ( although I missed the 1st set)
	11:56am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "There Is A Stain That Never Goes Out" by "Tenacio... Yes! The first one aired, I think! The Found Footage Festival even di a lil video for this one a few weeks back on VCR Party.
	🚽 11:57am anne: oh damn this one's stellar too
	11:57am Creston: This is my favorite so far
	🚽 11:57am Handy Haversack: Wait, how can it be over? Shouldn't it happen again and again and again? We'll be back! Many thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! All sorts of stuff was freed! Later on, freeformists! ¡Adios, Androu, f⊘f⊘, y rotavirus!
	🚽 11:57am Webhamster Henry: You can go from Ken's bell to Mary Wing's on the Drummer stream right after the show.
	11:57am Androu B.: Every time a bell rings, a certain Mary gets her "Wings"!
	11:57am Dave in Vermont: ↳ Song: "There Is A Stain That Never Goes Out" by "Tenacio... weird seeing one of these tracks that I clicky-starred on a previous occasion
	11:57am NotAButtFace: THanks for all the fun folks! It's been a (looser then usual) blast!
	11:57am Wind: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @11:55 Go Rota Virus! you have killed a many human animals....
	11:57am HeWhoWantsJeans: youtu.be...
	11:57am TerrDE: yeah, this is a good one
	11:58am f⊘f⊘ (: Tenacious B > Tenacious D
	11:58am Creston: I like the first one played to
	11:58am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ NotAButtFace @11:57 A real Loose Stool kind of Wednesday.
	11:58am Stanley: Time to go to the can. Thanks Ken and comenteers.
	11:58am Mister Dobalina: Another banger!
	🚽 11:58am Webhamster Henry: I was on the phone, so I'm going to have to take a heart pill, buy my skipper pin and clean up the blood by listening to the archives.
	11:58am Mary Wing: ↳ Webhamster Henry @11:57 Unfortunately, no show today from me, sorry!
	11:58am happymaan: Breaking the toilet
	🚽 11:59am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Mary Wing @11:58 D'oh! well, I can ring my own bell at home then.
	11:59am Mister Dobalina: Everyone is a winner, you all get one of those oversized, long WFMU stickers!
	11:59am McGroovey: Sayonara, diarrhoea.
	11:59am happymaan: I need a new sticker, my car got into a crash.
	11:59am f⊘f⊘ (: Finally, unfortunately, the diarrhea has come to an end.
	12:00pm sydnius: all the entrants are winners, except that one guy
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Thanks, Ken! This was super duper fun. Alicia B's was my favorite!
	12:00pm HeWhoWantsJeans: Weird to hear my name on the air. But shit yeah. Thanks for your support Ken and to everyone for participating. Love you all.
	12:00pm f⊘f⊘ (: Thanks, Ken and Friends of Egg! Great show as usual: music, comments, gifs and Diarrhea remixes! Till next episode, people! Take care and remember: did you poop in the bed!?
	12:00pm Dave in Vermont: And now for a DJ who clearly didn't take to Ken and Irwin's tutelage.
	🚽 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks for today's programme, -жеи. Flush with remixes!
	🚽 12:00pm PaulRobeson1923: GOOD JOB
	🚽 12:00pm Rich in Washington: Thanks Ken! Drink lots of fluids!
	12:00pm Androu B.: Thanks, -жеи! Can't wait for the next batch of Rheamixes! Stay Free, Forms! ¡Hasta la proxima, Handy, HiperDosis, f⊘f⊘, y Webcui Enrique!
	12:00pm HeWhoWantsJeans: If anyone wants to reach me, it's Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter and email! Hit me up. Sign me up for pills. contact@answerphone.org
	12:00pm Wind: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @12:00 you deserve it!
	12:01pm KingOfJunk: Wasn’t that a mash up with Tube Tapes
	12:01pm f⊘f⊘ (: Special thanks to rotavirus, old ladies, answering machines and of course, HeWhoWantsJeans!
	12:01pm Crownless Gander: That was a great episode! Thanks and stay regular!
	12:01pm Mister Dobalina: Super pooper fun, indeed..
	12:01pm TerrDE: Britney Spears revealed as a Goddess and Ken Her Prophet is still my fav, but todays might be close . Thanks Ken, enjoy the day, kifssecond
	12:01pm HeWhoWantsJeans: See ya next week!
	12:01pm f⊘f⊘ (: This show was a real party pooper.
	12:02pm HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @12:01 A soft finish.
	🚽 12:02pm -жеи: ↳ KingOfJunk @12:01 Oh you're right KingofJunk, that was the tubebar tapes! I knew I recognized him...
	🚽 12:02pm -жеи: Bye everybody!
	12:03pm Wind: ↳ -жеи @12:02 god bless lady D
	12:03pm chresti: Thanks!
	12:12pm Dave in Vermont: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:57 I just went to that youtube link- amazing Ken and FMU mentions- the host of this show really loves FMU-
	12:16pm Too Obtuse: Dorothy + Red = True Love

Ken: Playlist from January 4, 2023

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January 4, 2023: The Great Diarrhemix Pooptacular

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Music behind DJ: Kaopectate Corporation	1990 TV Commercial			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Not a Butt Face	Clown Shoes (Diarrhemix)	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	0:00:35 (Pop-up)
Carl Finch	Mall Muzak "Mall Muzak" by "Carl Finch"	True Stories		0:02:10 (Pop-up)
Webhamster Henry	My Sweet Diarrhemix	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	0:07:15 (Pop-up)

Industry Spokesman	The Gifted Mrs. Dorothy	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	0:18:13 (Pop-up)
Stark Effect	Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese and Milk			0:21:13 (Pop-up)
Eggnyet	D'rrhea Mattyshake "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		0:23:35 (Pop-up)
DJ Cummerbund	YY Milk "YY Milk" by "DJ Cummerbund"			0:25:29 (Pop-up)
DJ Strayriffs	Baby Got One Problem	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		0:29:33 (Pop-up)
Alicia B	Diarrhea Horror Remix "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	0:33:31 (Pop-up)
The Stranglers	Waltzinblack "Waltzinblack" by "The Stranglers"	The Men In Black		0:36:41 (Pop-up)
Hjorten	Heart Pill "Heart Pill" by "Hjorten"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	0:40:30 (Pop-up)
Sterling Hayden	"Sterling Hayden"			0:43:07 (Pop-up)
Unknown	All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight	Audio Kitchen's Sing Along With The Music		0:43:33 (Pop-up)

Erik Tinberg	That Ain't The Story	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	0:56:46 (Pop-up)
Tom This Is Your Last Warning	Angry Cabin Guy	Answerphone.Tumbler.com Thanks Erik!!		0:59:20 (Pop-up)
Mrs McWiggin	Lost Dog "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin"	Outtakes from the 2003 365 Days Project - Part I		1:01:18 (Pop-up)
Lou Fancy	Mildred Is A Great Friend	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	1:04:07 (Pop-up)
Anadol	Casio Havasi "Casio Havasi" by "Anadol"			1:06:49 (Pop-up)
DJ Jesuspants	Dorothy's Quest "Dorothy's Quest" by "DJ Jesuspants"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	1:11:41 (Pop-up)
Unknown	Phil's Baby "Phil's Baby" by "Unknown"	The Relay Project Sampler		1:13:35 (Pop-up)
Nefarious Grasshopper	The Diarrhea Odor	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		1:19:47 (Pop-up)
Jimmy Haskell	Appopopoulisberg "Appopopoulisberg" by "Jimmy Haskell"	California 1999		1:21:12 (Pop-up)
Sándor Déki Lakatos & his Gypsy Band	A Pacsirta	Violins Tziganes		1:24:46 (Pop-up)
Curtis B	Roll Call "Roll Call" by "Curtis B"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		1:29:19 (Pop-up)
Trio	Herz Ist Trumpf "Herz Ist Trumpf" by "Trio"			1:31:52 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Frederick Nietzche	Many Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. One Survived	OST		1:35:49 (Pop-up)
Liza and Jim Price	Dorothy Remix "Dorothy Remix" by "Liza and Jim Price"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	1:45:01 (Pop-up)
DJ Yoda	DJ Song "DJ Song" by "DJ Yoda"			1:46:23 (Pop-up)
DJ Neal Adams with Irwin and Ken	How to be a WFMU DJ			1:48:23 (Pop-up)
Cliff Baldwin	D Lady "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	2:00:26 (Pop-up)
Alvin Lucier	I Am Sitting In A Room (excerpts)	I Am SItting In A... what's the word? hang on brb		2:07:02 (Pop-up)
Jason Wright	Diarrhea Highway "Diarrhea Highway" by "Jason Wright"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		2:12:23 (Pop-up)
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone	Beeline	Answering Machine Music		2:14:31 (Pop-up)
Timmy the Tapeworm	Diarrhea Lady Edit	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	2:19:01 (Pop-up)
Komischer Läufer	In Der Stadt Und Auf Dem Land (In The City And On The Country)	The Secret Cosmic Music Of The East German Olympic Program 1972-83 (Volume One)		2:22:43 (Pop-up)
Greg Reinfeld	Looking for Poop In The Bed	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		2:24:54 (Pop-up)

Bubble King	WC WC WC "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	2:36:02 (Pop-up)
Jim Price	Diarrhea Lady Remix "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price"			2:41:54 (Pop-up)
Wanna Be Ex-Smoker	I Choose Breathing	The Audio Kitchen's Leftover Hairy Eggs Vol 1		2:43:19 (Pop-up)
Guy Lawrence	The Diarrhea Blues "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence"	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	2:45:39 (Pop-up)
Unknown	WIllie Nelson Song "WIllie Nelson Song" by "Unknown"	Default's Greatest Hits		2:50:01 (Pop-up)
The Hard Woods	Between the Sheets	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		2:51:34 (Pop-up)
Scott Brill	Irresistable Diarrhea Lady	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest		2:55:57 (Pop-up)
Tenacious Bird of Prey	There Is A Stain That Never Goes Out	DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest	*	2:55:54 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🚽 8:02am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken! Glad you're back. And I'm back. And we're all back! Let the freeforming begin! Oh, I've missed you giant toilet rabbit.
	8:03am f⊘f⊘ (: Happy New Year, Egg 'n Ken!
	8:04am f⊘f⊘ (: Feliz Ano Nuevo, Handy! And Feliz Año Nuevo too!
	🚽 8:08am Handy Haversack: ¡Feliz año nuevo, f⊘f⊘! We're going to need to keep the tildes flowing!
	8:25am HeWhoWantsJeans: Good morning, Happy New Year and all that! It's me, the AnswerPhone guy. Decided to join up because I wanted to be in the chat for this - the big big day.
	🚽 8:31am -жеи: Morning all!
	🚽 8:32am HyperDose: Welcome back, freeform dad! 😃
	8:32am HeWhoWantsJeans: Freeform Dad has entered the building!
	8:33am LouFancy: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @8:25 Happy new year AnswerPhone guy, love the project.
	8:34am HeWhoWantsJeans: Thanks Lou! Been doing this for like 13 years (I think?) and it's a real treat to see folks appreciate it.
	8:36am NotAButtFace: Well... I'm here... I blame Jeans for what may come of my participation
	🚽 8:36am Krys O.: Howdy, Ken! Got the Kaopectate at the ready.
	🚽 8:38am -жеи: @HeWhoWantsJeans, thank you for introducing Dorothy and Mildred to the world! For those of you who don't realize, the original tapes came from: answerphone.tumblr.com
	8:42am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ -жеи @8:38 Thank you for immortalizing Dorothy, Mildred and spreading the word! If anyone has questions or needs anything from me, feel free to reach out. This project is on Facebook, Twitter and the email is contact@answerphone.org.
	🚽 8:47am Handy Haversack: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @8:42 And spare skipper pins? Seriously, thanks for all the work!
	8:51am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Handy Haversack @8:47 I gotta remember, when Danny and Carey come over, somebody who knows Skipper Pens, you know. Thanks. :)
	8:58am Asheville Jon: i'm ready for the hershey-squirts-a-thon!
	9:00am NotAButtFace: and so it starts
	9:00am MD: MEAT!!!!?
	9:00am NotAButtFace: oh wow... uhm... im sorry
	9:00am schnall: This is just like the Academy Awards of loose poop.
	🚽 9:01am Webhamster Henry: A bottle of Kaopectate for the Winner!
	9:01am MD: MEAT AND KLHAMS!!!!
	🚽 9:01am Krys O.: ↳ schnall @9:00 Huzzah!
	🚽 9:01am The Butterman: already amazing!
	9:01am HeWhoWantsJeans: Haha. Starting things out with Buttface.
	9:01am Stanley: Right. Protective clothing on. Let's do ths!
	🚽 9:01am PaulRobeson1923: O o oh
	9:01am Brian in Charlottesville: Bring it
	9:01am WTVinny: wow
	9:01am mndave: Don’t dance with me, Stanley! Not NOW
	9:01am Wind: KEEEEEENNNNNNNNN yes you ken!
	9:01am f⊘f⊘ (: UNLEASH THE DIARRHEA!
	9:01am Crownless Gander: Holy cow, this one's amazing.
	9:01am dday: Oh My Gawd !!!
	9:01am A. Bee: OMG this is amazing
	9:01am Asheville Jon: it's the poopy polka!
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: Woop woop!
	🚽 9:02am The Butterman: it'll be like a Gallagher show!
	🚽 9:02am Krys O.: Need a pallet of baby wipes.
	9:02am HeWhoWantsJeans: I kept telling Buttface that this was a gem. But man, Buttface kept downplaying it.
	9:02am LouFancy: incredible!
	🚽 9:02am lazy pierogi: bravo!
	9:02am dave: Hahahaha
	9:02am luka: delightful
	9:02am timinoak: And with that, happy new year jefe de el wfmu!
	9:02am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "Clown Shoes (Diarrhemix)" by "Not a Butt Face" What a horrifically wonderful song!
	9:02am NotAButtFace: Consider that the first song I've ever released... oops
	9:02am Wind: ↳ Handy Haversack @8:02 LOL! he's like come sit down next to me ....let's have a long talk!
	9:02am Robm: Now this show has gone to shit:) LOVE IT
	🚽 9:03am HyperDose: ↳ The Butterman @9:02 In that case I'm putting on my official WFMU Cha Cha Heels splash poncho!
	9:03am fm Mike: ↳ luka @9:02 And it's luka with the entrance! Helloooo @luka!
	9:03am MD: How could I have forgotten! IT’S POOP DAY! HAPPY POOP DAY GANG! Ain’t shite sweet!!!???
	🚽 9:03am Handy Haversack: ↳ NotAButtFace @9:02 Well done!
	9:03am luka: ↳ fm Mike @9:03 hny fm Mike!!
	9:03am Creston: Ken me and everyone in the restaurant I work at have been eagerly waiting for this since you announced it last year
	9:03am TerrDE: Good morning Ken and formless masses....Was that the new Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift collaboration ?
	🚽 9:04am lazy pierogi: great inter-lewd here
	9:04am fm Mike: ↳ MD @9:03 WAIT!!! TODAY IS POOP DAY!!?!?!? @kEN YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PLAY THE BAND DIARRHEA PLANET!!! NO BACKSIES!!!
	9:05am f⊘f⊘ (: Yes, fm MIke! Today is National Shite Day! Rejoice!
	9:05am fm Mike: Also, where is Stashu. This feels like her. Dance with me Stanley! DANCE!
	9:05am Fredericks: Carl Finch from the Brave Combo?
	9:05am A Bee: Happy diarrhea day to all who celebrate! Peto cheers 🥂
	🚽 9:06am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ -жеи @8:38 Good Stuff
	9:06am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "Clown Shoes (Diarrhemix)" by "Not a Butt Face" So good.
	9:06am Rock Ridge Chess Club: Maybe we'll hear some Vandals soon.
	9:06am dday: diarrhea day??? are the banks closed? Is there mail delivery?
	9:06am Chris Hiatt: ↳ -жеи @8:31 Welcome back, Ken. Happy New Year!
	9:07am dave wuz here: corporate says if you shit your pants you can go home.
	9:07am fm Mike: ↳ dave wuz here @9:07 Hrrrrrrnnnnnngh!
	9:07am f⊘f⊘ (: dday, Yes, it's Diarrhea day and everything is closed except for the toilets.
	🚽 9:08am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Ah, nice. Hoping some autoharp gets worked in. Way to go, WHH!
	9:08am schnall: Webhamster!
	🚽 9:08am Krys O.: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Fantastic, Henry! ROFLMAO!
	9:08am f⊘f⊘ (: And here i was thinking My Sweet Lord was already a perfect song.
	9:09am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Oh, my sweet Dorothy.
	9:09am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Yes!
	9:09am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" This is inspired
	🚽 9:09am Krys O.: No way I can explain my hysterical laughter to my coworkers....
	🚽 9:09am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Can I vote for my own song? YES I CAN!
	9:09am chresti: GM Kendor and programme participants! Listening from blustery east Bay Area
	9:09am fm Mike: ↳ Krys O. @9:09 Oh my goooood lmao
	9:09am WTVinny: wow
	9:10am dale: diarrhea lady may get sued by the 'he's so fine' people.
	9:10am Dictater: Nooo this is insane, Im on mushrooms and trying to make dinner good god.
	9:10am bradford: this is so good
	9:10am Colleen: Fantastic
	9:10am Crownless Gander: Literally Ling OL!
	9:10am Strandlund: Fantastic!!
	9:10am Wind: ↳ -жеи @8:31 Morning-жеи, is it possible to comment on the memes...in the future? I love the python with the toilet paper! Cobra?
	🚽 9:10am Webhamster Henry: ↳ dale @9:10 I was actually going to sneak in a He's So Fine, but decided to concentrate on the the task at hand.
	9:10am chresti: WebHam strikes again!
	9:11am Wind: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" love it!
	9:11am Androu B.: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING & HAPPY FIRST SHOW OF THE NEW YEAR, -ЖЕИ & FREED FORMS! ¡Hola Handy, Hiper Dosis, y f⊘f⊘!
	9:11am Robm: ↳ Krys O. @9:09 Somethings are not very easily explained:)
	9:11am Annette: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" Love this
	9:11am chresti: Ha Dale
	9:12am f⊘f⊘ (: Welcome,Androu B! Hope you made a DarRhemix too!
	9:12am yippie: this girl is Kusobaba
	9:12am queems: LOLLLLL
	9:12am Panther: I love when you can tune in to WFMU and hear a song like this that you can hum along to
	🚽 9:12am The Butterman: This makes me nostalgic for corn weenie and cake. Or rather this day will live in infamy for years to come.
	9:12am HeWhoWantsJeans: Going down a real Dorothy-hole with this one. Goin right into the bowels.
	9:12am fm Mike: Reminds me of this picture: tinyurl.com...
	9:12am luka: ↳ Song: "My Sweet Diarrhemix" by "Webhamster Henry" someone made this song good, didn’t think it possible
	9:12am fm Mike: ↳ queems @9:12 Goooooood morning @queems!
	9:13am NotAButtFace: its Diarrhea Lady Connoisseur
	9:13am Androu B.: ¡Y Buenos Dias de el Nuevo Año à ti, Webcui,Enrique!
	9:13am fm Mike: Mmm, what a great day @Ken! I say, with this classy music in the background, I must make this a black-tie affair!
	9:14am HeWhoWantsJeans: I am floored that people submitted enough material to more than flood an entire program.
	9:14am Fredericks: ↳ fm Mike @9:12 This site can’t be reachedThe webpage at tinyurl.com... might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address. ERR_UNSAFE_REDIRECT
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:14 You said flood, heh heh heh.
	🚽 9:15am Webhamster Henry: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:14 We will overflow the Wednesday Morning Toiletslot
	9:15am alan the painter: Ken, Ken, thank you for this mess!
	9:15am ike-o: Peace and poopy pants
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: This is coming from the man who played three hours of Toxic covers
	9:15am Bryan B: This is simply amazing! Dorothy is truly a gem.
	9:16am HeWhoWantsJeans: Complaints about Dorothy? Oh, those sweet virgin ears, I suppose.
	9:16am chresti: Bone idee Ken!
	🚽 9:16am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, Androu! Are all normies scared of poop?
	9:16am Sebastian: thank you, Ken!
	9:16am X: NICE WORK HENRY!!!!
	🚽 9:16am PaulRobeson1923: Everybody has to make common
	🚽 9:16am D Rok: Great. Now whenever I hear a bell I'm going to want to hear diarrhea. Pavlov says it's so.
	🚽 9:16am Beast of Boonton: Sounded like a dinner bell
	9:16am Sebastian: legit going to the toilet now btw!
	9:16am HeWhoWantsJeans: Oh my God, this is going to take two Programs? You absolute units.
	9:17am fm Mike: ↳ Fredericks @9:14 Ahhh pooey! Here is the phrase to google search then: "when i say smile vs when i say poop"
	9:17am dale: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:10 that was a fine toe tapper. wish i had my act together and downloaded audacity or something. i had a 'concept.' but just didn't get my ass in gear.
	9:18am TerrDE: "My Sweet Ass" is my fav so far
	🚽 9:18am Webhamster Henry: The surfeit of remixes might be due to the fact that I made three of 'em.
	9:18am f⊘f⊘ (: I'm praying there's a prog version of a Diarrhea Lady remix
	9:18am dday: did anyone do "Diarrhea Rhapsody?" I had that one in mind but I don't have the equipment to put it together "Oh,Diarrhea,Diarrhea, Oh Diarrhea let me go"
	9:19am Asheville Jon: f⊘f⊘, there probably is, but it's 47 minutes long, so ken might not be able to play it all in one shot
	9:19am holland oats: Ken brought all the GIFs
	9:19am Eggmaniac: ↳ The Butterman @9:12 Hello from NH. Glad to see you're painting the town brown.
	9:19am yippie: I can't believe Vicki didn't change it to diarrhoea lady. I've been lied to about British spelling rules my whole life.
	9:19am Androu B.: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:12 Sorry to say, I had to bow out of this one, although it was a much inspired idea, and I did have a few ideas rolling around in my head. But, as usual, life only allows so much free time before I have to get back to what really matters.
	9:19am ?: How to force people to change the station.
	9:20am LouFancy: Inspired idea Mr. Spokesman
	🚽 9:20am DjLorraine: Ready for an earful
	9:20am HeWhoWantsJeans: Man, Spokesman and Buttface were drinkin from the same fountain and the Circus. This is a blast.
	9:20am ike-o: Ooh avant garde
	9:21am WTVinny: I'm in some sort of state of resting astonishment
	🚽 9:21am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese and Milk" by "Stark E... A WFMU classic!
	9:22am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "The Gifted Mrs. Dorothy" by "Industry Spokesman" I like this one. Really exploring the source material. Arty.
	9:22am dale: lactose free milk we assume.
	9:23am unpopularfred: The way she pronounces the K in milk is truly satanic
	9:23am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese and Milk" by "Stark E... This is giving me strong EBN vibes. I need to look into this more.
	9:23am X: Good call on interspersing other pieces Ken! Great show as usual.
	9:23am Bryan B: Already some quality entries! The gifts keep coming.
	🚽 9:24am HyperDose: That sample played at 9:24 close enough!
	9:24am Asheville Jon: wow, garbage time 9:42 sneaking in there!
	🚽 9:24am ifeelfatnsassy: Ooof. This should've played at 9:42.
	9:24am f⊘f⊘ (: Androu B, Maybe that was the problem! Had you had those ideas rolling around in your bowel instead of your head. Anyway. true, let's get back to what really fecal matters.
	9:24am Androu B.: Now I understand why she pooped in the bed: because somebody was breaking her toilet! It all makes sense now!
	9:25am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" JESUS.
	9:25am chresti: Eeeeee
	🚽 9:25am lazy pierogi: winner winner squirt juice dinner
	9:25am Asheville Jon: this one might fall under the 'evil' category
	9:25am fm Mike: This remix XDDDDDD DX
	9:25am Ballpark Frank: This Garbage Man remix is next level!
	9:25am LouFancy: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" Amazing mashup
	9:25am Dave Conehead: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👩🏻‍🦼🧑🏾‍🦯🪂👍
	9:25am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" This is making me regret limiting myself to ONLY Dorothy lines. this is insane
	9:26am fm Mike: ↳ dale @9:22 With this playlist? Definitely not xD
	🚽 9:26am Webhamster Henry: Lotta clicky-stars this morning!
	9:26am Rob (Jerzcity): Early front (and back and down the legs) runner
	9:26am Cassettivity: this is blowing my mind
	9:26am f⊘f⊘ (: Ken, Can you play some of the hate mail you received from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Karen with the robot voice?
	9:27am Chris Hiatt: ↳ Song: "YY Milk" by "DJ Cummerbund" This is a noticeable improvement on the original.
	9:27am ranjit: ↳ Song: "YY Milk" by "DJ Cummerbund" this is an achievement
	9:27am Destroit: Hahaha. This show is diarrhific
	9:27am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:26 I know someone who does a spot on Dorothy impression.
	🚽 9:27am Webhamster Henry: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:26 It would be like the "Letters to Kenny G" segment of whatever Kenny G's show was called at the time.
	9:28am Pete from Hoboken: There is some amazing talent out there with a lot of free time!
	9:28am Bryan B: I am out of practice now, but it may get practiced again after this marathon
	9:28am TerrDE: Yes, then the Cheese goes to Pizzarea s that are really child brothels. Yes, Milk loving, Cheese loving One World Government Satanists are planning Concentration Camps for those w out the milk digesting gene. The test ? Drink a gallon of milk, if diarrhea, off to the camp.
	9:29am dale: anal magic. fittingly.
	9:29am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Bryan B @9:28 It's like riding a bike.
	9:29am JG: Finally. Rush on FMU
	🚽 9:29am Karl Ward: Is that Hulk Hogan? Who is playing the keytar?
	9:29am Brendan: Milkshake , cheese , milk .... these are catalyst songs for the main diareah theme. Nicely currated Ken.
	9:29am muckgeist: Sometimes, not often, but sometimes...the world just makes SENSE. Like, now. Right the half now.
	9:30am TerrDE: glad to hear the Prog band lifted
	9:30am fm Mike: OHHHHHHHHHHHH HE PLAYING THE BEE-AHTLES!!!
	9:30am TerrDE: ban
	9:30am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Baby Got One Problem" by "DJ Strayriffs" Oh, Dorothy certainly has One Problem.
	9:31am Androu B.: You do realize we're giving Wisconsin some plug time with all this talk about dairy products?
	🚽 9:31am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "Baby Got One Problem" by "DJ Strayriffs" Pre-clicky-starred!
	🚽 9:31am HyperDose: ↳ fm Mike @9:30 I would totally riff to this if I was strapped with a Hofner
	9:31am fm Mike: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:30 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
	🚽 9:32am Krys O.: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:31 Same here!
	9:32am fm Mike: ↳ HyperDose @9:31 "my good lord!"
	9:32am HeWhoWantsJeans: "How does it feel to Poop In the Bed?"
	9:32am Androu B.: Dorothy, yuu're not in the can, sis, anymore.
	9:32am fm Mike: "Ken's Poop-Time Extravaganza!" should be on a shirt.
	🚽 9:33am Webhamster Henry: I hope Ken finds lots more Kaopectate ads.
	9:33am Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @9:32 *you're
	9:33am AlanthepainterBolle: This is so inspiring, on the pot, conning out fine…ploop…
	9:34am f⊘f⊘ (: Lets listen to that Baroque Pepsi Power playlist
	9:34am fm Mike: Shattup Nerd! xD
	9:34am fm Mike: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:34 Does sound like a banger of a playlist!
	9:34am HeWhoWantsJeans: Yes. Getting into that Evil Stuff.
	🚽 9:35am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" I was going to drop Dorothy into a 70s exploitation horror movie trailer, but didn't get around to it.
	🚽 9:35am HyperDose: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" 💩🥷🔪🩸
	9:35am A. Bee: Thank you Ken for this contest. It gave me a reason to live my John Carpenter dreams.
	9:35am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" Haunted by the solid poops of your past, visited by the significantly less viscous shits of your present, afraid of the bloody blockages of the future
	9:36am JetBoy of Astoria: Good day diarrhea fans!
	9:36am Androu B.: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:33 My idea was basically to use the jingle from one of those recent Pepto Bismol TV ads.
	9:36am f⊘f⊘ (: This is spoopky
	9:36am Wind: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Horror Remix" by "Alicia B" Professor DumDum would like this one
	9:36am dale: the power of poop compels you!
	9:37am HeWhoWantsJeans: Gonna need more black tea to get out of that bloody horror diarrhea hole.
	9:37am f⊘f⊘ (: Great job, A. Bee!
	9:37am Brian in Charlottesville: Alas The job compels me. Thank you, Ken!
	9:38am dale: as per that wnyc article, wfmu IS that crappy little station...
	9:38am Androu B.: Is it time for Harry & The Funhouse already?
	9:38am A. Bee: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:37 Thank you!
	9:38am HeWhoWantsJeans: I do not envy Ken having to choose a winner of a Skipper Pen for this. It's already Sophie's Choice and we only just started!
	9:39am Wind: ↳ Song: "Waltzinblack" by "The Stranglers" This has a nice Flow to it...
	9:39am Wind: ↳ Song: "Waltzinblack" by "The Stranglers" This has a nice Flow to it...
	9:39am fm Mike: On a related note... I would like a bidet.
	9:39am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ fm Mike @9:39 We installed one when Covid times hit and it's very much worth it.
	9:40am f⊘f⊘ (: But joking aside, today is the day Western world celebrates Baby Jesus' first diarrhea. Coincidence?
	9:40am Wind: ↳ fm Mike @9:39 you and me both...we're running out of trees...I mean toilet paper.
	9:40am Crownless Gander: ↳ fm Mike @9:39 Ask for one for your bday!
	9:40am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Crownless Gander @9:40 The ol B'Day Bidet!
	9:40am dale: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:40 it was all the figs.
	9:41am Bryan B: That was a haunted funhouse of a remix!
	9:41am A. Bee: ↳ Song: "Heart Pill" by "Hjorten" Oh this is GOOOOOOOD
	9:41am Wind: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:39 There's a whole culture where people don't shake hands with one particular hand. The one they wipe with...
	9:41am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Heart Pill" by "Hjorten" We're rollin deep into the EVIL SEGMENT now.
	9:41am JetBoy of Astoria: Have we got any Diarrheamix fans in Portugal?
	9:42am X: Loving Hjorten's piece!
	9:42am fm Mike: If anybody will listen to me, I want to say that I hate my new apartment for not having windows that open up to the rising sun. No one tells you, but having the sun enter directly into your room makes your brain click on.
	9:43am Wind: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 It makes a huge difference! I used to live in a place facing south west...
	🚽 9:43am JtotheK: ahoy ken, hi everyone. seasonal greeting and pleasant tidings.
	9:43am I am listening: I am listening
	9:43am música especular I speak some Portuguese and … l: Mandrake!
	9:44am NotAButtFace: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 I do the graveyard shift, have done for years. The sun is a distant memory.
	9:44am música especular I speak some Portuguese and … l: Do you know why I drink rainwater?
	9:44am Wind: ↳ NotAButtFace @9:44 so sad
	🚽 9:44am JtotheK: ↳ Song: "D'rrhea Mattyshake" by "Eggnyet" whoa. this was ... quite something.
	9:45am muckgeist: i am enjoying a spicy giardiniera of doro'rrhea giardia
	🚽 9:45am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... The American Thekenschlampen!
	9:45am fm Mike: ↳ Wind @9:43 THAAANK YOU! It's been hell for me trying to wake up. & @NotAButtFace, you're telling me! I work a closing shift, and I now realize I am an old man. I miss working with the sun in the morning.
	🚽 9:46am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, -жеи and mix. What have I stepped into here?
	🚽 9:46am HyperDose: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... Nice to see Jan Terri inspiring a new generation of karaoke queens
	9:47am Wind: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:46 a big mess:)
	9:47am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 I've been advocating to re-arrange our room so the sun rises right in our faces. But the damn tiny bedroom sucks for furniture. Maybe one day...
	🚽 9:47am PaulRobeson1923: Bright red Blood
	9:48am Wind: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:47 we can always go outside and face it
	🚽 9:49am Krys O.: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... I just mentioned the Audio Kitchen to Rich in Washington last week. Got me to listen to a couple of shows again. So great.
	9:49am Bryan B: Mr. Tinberg is the best!
	9:49am Androu B.: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:47 Two words:Feng Shuei
	9:49am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "All My Bitchy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by... I am honored that we had some Audio Kitchen involved in this. If only we ever crossed paths. Rest in Power.
	9:49am f⊘f⊘ (: HeWhoWantsJeans, Have you tried moving the sun around your room?
	9:49am X: WOW. The D lady came from an answering machine?!!! Amazing.
	9:50am Fredericks: One for the other party. Please drown in your own shit. We had a station out of Cleveland WMMS, it was awesome back then. They played this every Saturday at 1 AM. I waited for it.
	9:50am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ X @9:49 Yep! Likely a machine I found down in Rochester, Minnesota - I think. I've recorded over 500 machines so my memory is a bit fuzzy...
	9:50am gauche knee: 💕💕💕audio kitchen! 💕💕💕
	🚽 9:51am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Song: "Heart Pill" by "Hjorten" Shook the floor!
	🚽 9:51am DjLorraine: ↳ fm Mike @9:42 😵💔🌅
	9:51am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @9:49 Hell yeah. Just let me rearrange the galaxy for a minute.
	9:52am fm Mike: This background music sounds like the funeral march from the second Godfather movie.
	🚽 9:52am Webhamster Henry: I have about 10 years of my incoming phone messages on cassette. It's an amazing audio diary! I also have my highly produced outgoing messages right here: www.echonyc.com...
	9:53am unpopularfred: It will be the only sitcom that’s three hours long
	9:54am chresti: PROG Variety Show!
	9:54am Wind: I don't know how some people survive solitary confinement without the light and warmth of the sun.
	9:55am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:52 Oh man! Awesome. I'll have to check this out. Would you want to exchange email addresses or something? If you're up for it, drop me a line. I'd love to talk more with ya! contact@answerphone.org if you're game.
	9:55am Wind: ↳ Webhamster Henry @9:52 wow
	9:57am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "That Ain't The Story" by "Erik Tinberg" way to go Jeans. This belongs as part of some menu/title music for a discount bin PS2 FPS
	9:57am dale: i sued to listen to cordless phone conversations and baby monitors onmy scanner. wish i had some recordings of those.....the girl leaving the guy and he just wants breakup sex one more time....
	🚽 9:58am HyperDose: I love how she says "I pooped the bed?" as a question
	9:59am Androu B.: ↳ Fredericks @9:50 The Buzzard! I was never in the Cleveland area, but that station was legendary! I came across an online radio channel called Wolf Rock which originates from that area. I beliveve it was launched by some former DJ's from that station.
	9:59am HeWhoWantsJeans: YES! You're rolling in Angry Cabin Guy!
	10:00am Androu B.: Who is this, Casey Kasem?
	10:00am FCC: I also have 10 years of recordings of Ken's tapped phone. Anyone interested?
	🚽 10:00am HyperDose: ↳ Androu B. @10:00 I think he's calling Mel Gibson back
	10:01am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Androu B. @10:00 Casey got real into The Gym.
	10:01am f⊘f⊘ (: MsMcwigan!
	🚽 10:02am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" Another WFMU classic!
	10:03am Crownless Gander: I haven't heard this! It's amazing!
	10:03am BillyLundun: This dog tale is an epic for the times!
	10:03am HeWhoWantsJeans: Boy, this Lost Dog is a damn Epic.
	10:04am Spankyflop: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" She sounds like Scott Thompson from the Kids in the Hall.
	10:04am NotAButtFace: This Saga is amazing
	10:04am fm Mike: Missus McWiggun sounds like a sweetheart xD
	10:04am Crownless Gander: ↳ Spankyflop @10:04 Yes!!!
	10:04am dale: don't let this woman baby sit for your kids. 'your baby got out and is gone. i'm sorry. goodbye.'
	10:04am JeremyB: We better find out what happened to that dog or there's gonna be a riot of really strange people storming the studio!
	10:04am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" Someone wrote a whole damn song to Dorothy? This is amazing.
	10:04am Wind: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" epic
	10:05am fm Mike: ↳ BillyLundun @10:03 Billy Lundun! My man!!!
	10:05am f⊘f⊘ (: 3:55PM Tuesday "Boy brought back the dog and we ate it. Sorry! Bye."
	🚽 10:05am Webhamster Henry: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @9:55 Sure - I love this stuff, but it's hard to find a gold mine like Dorothy. My best thrift store find was an Edison Voicewriter with a number of recorded discs from 1967.
	10:06am schnall: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" This is so sweet. I'm wiping a tear from my eye. Well, I thought it was a tear, but it's bright red...
	10:06am f⊘f⊘ (: schnall, Is there blood all over?
	10:06am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Webhamster Henry @10:05 That sounds incredible! I've never heard of the Voicewriter, even! I look forward to your email, 'Hamster :)
	10:07am schnall: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:06 You just don't get rid of that.
	10:07am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" Was this inspired by a Dorff skit on The Carol Burnett Show?
	10:07am BillyLundun: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" Dunno if there is an actual winner but I have a feeling this one could be it!
	10:07am gauche knee: Mildred 💗
	10:07am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ schnall @10:07 ooooooh
	10:08am Wind: ↳ Song: "Casio Havasi" by "Anadol" smoooooth like...well...you know
	10:08am muckgeist: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" Hot for Mildred!
	10:08am Mister Dobalina: Some real talent material being submitted. Good up the good work FMu contributors.
	10:10am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Lost Dog" by "Mrs McWiggin" Never get tired of that gif! Love those two Goldies!
	10:11am f⊘f⊘ (: I didn't have the time to do a Lady Diarrhea remix BUT I did make an operetta entitled "Madama Diarrea". A tale of unrequited love between an old lady and a toliet.
	10:12am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Casio Havasi" by "Anadol" Request to segue with a Trio tune (any will do).
	10:12am Wind: museumofmagneticsoundrecording.org...
	10:12am pot8o: i did make something called "my life in the bush of diarrhea" but never got around to submitting it
	10:13am Bryan B: "Just one minute" lol "Ohhhhhh"
	10:13am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:12 I love that album and I'd love to hear your piece.
	10:13am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Dorothy's Quest" by "DJ Jesuspants" Oh no Dorothy! Are you OK?
	10:14am f⊘f⊘ (: Phil's Baby!!!!
	10:14am Bryan B: We are not in Kansas any more Dorothy
	10:14am Brendan: She's back!
	10:14am Androu B.: I just know somebody used that Fleisch Lego track on their submission.
	10:14am Wind: ↳ Wind @10:12 "Acoustic" era, 1877 to 1925 "Electrical" era, 1925 to 1945 (including sound on film) "Magnetic" era, 1945 to 1975 "Digital" Era, 1975 to the present
	10:14am pot8o: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:13 i'm not on my computer right now (and probably won't be for another few hours) so i unfortunately can't send it right now
	10:15am Roberto: LYING on a quilt, Unknown. Lying.
	10:16am PMD: Just turned it on. Thought at first it was Ilivia
	10:16am fm Mike: This sounds so intimate, like I should not be listening to it.....
	10:16am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:14 No worries! Would you wanna keep in touch? Hit me up at contact@answerphone.org
	10:17am f⊘f⊘ (: HeWhoWantsJeans, I remember seeing like 3 tapes of Lady Diarrhea in your tumblr but one wasn't available for download. Were they all used in the remix contest?
	🚽 10:17am HyperDose: This is very high and tight. Definitely following proto.
	10:18am JetBoy of Astoria: I pegged that Tennessee accent
	10:18am Asheville Jon: i wish i could find a girl like this
	10:18am PMCwhenever: wow Phil’s baby will be a deep resource for the coming AI Botz
	10:19am βrian: There's that plane.
	10:19am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:17 They should've all been available via Ken. I know Tumbler changed options at some point so _sometimes_ the Download option is present, _sometimes_ it isn't. And I've been doin this so long that it's a pain to back-manage, sometimes. If you didn't get what you wanted from Ken or need anything, feel free to drop me a line. I'd gladly get you what you want / need.
	10:19am Creston: I think in love
	10:19am Creston: I’m
	10:19am f⊘f⊘ (: Oh, Lady D, I love you so much ! So in love.
	10:20am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Unknown" This is fantastic. A real raw, intimate recording. Just pure of soul.
	10:20am Joey!: I heard this years ago. I think it's from 1972 and this girl is sitting in the middle of a field in Secaucus Meadows, NJ.
	10:20am Wind: ↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Unknown" I want some of what she's having...
	10:20am TerrDE: is this testimony from a Manson trial ?
	🚽 10:21am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Heyo...gooood morning Here for the DiarRhemix! Will all the results be downloadable anywhere for our listening pleasure? When will the winner be announced?
	10:21am enocaster: ↳ Song: "Mildred Is A Great Friend" by "Lou Fancy" This one was great! I also ended my (not yet aired) remix with the same "Bye Bye" sample!
	10:21am Wind: ↳ Joey! @10:20 she's on a whole...nother...level ;)
	10:21am f⊘f⊘ (: Joey!, Amazing! Is Shatanooga nearby Secaucus Meadows?
	10:21am A. Bee: ↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Unknown" Really reminded me of "Little Fluffy Clouds" lady from that Orb song.
	🚽 10:21am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @10:21 I betcha they will be collected on Ken's next Marathon Premium!
	10:22am Wind: ↳ Song: "Appopopoulisberg" by "Jimmy Haskell" GREEK flavored diarrhea song....I LOVE that license plate!
	10:23am Wind: ↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @10:21 good question
	10:23am f⊘f⊘ (: HeWhoWantsJeans, Oh, thanks! I'll double check. Ever since Ken has played Lady D I think I keep hearing soundbites from two tapes but never from the third one.
	10:23am JetBoy of Astoria: @A bee - dead on!
	10:23am Joey!: Im not sure. Snake Hill is nearby and that's where all the debris from the old Penn Station got dumped. So i hope she wasn't sitting on a marble column!!
	🚽 10:24am Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @10:21 Good morning. The winner will be announced next week.
	10:24am f⊘f⊘ (: Go for Jessica, man! She's the one!
	🚽 10:24am PaulRobeson1923: I hope diahreah lady is ok
	10:24am Brendan: Snapping both fingers high above head
	10:25am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @10:24 Ken got swamped with submissions. Y'all flooded his inbox. Not even the Scatter Rugs could contain them.
	10:25am Wind: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @10:24 do we get to vote?
	10:25am fm Mike: ↳ Brendan @10:24 Very Greek! Oop-Pah!
	10:26am BillyLundun: How have I not heard Jimmy Haskell?
	10:26am pot8o: ↳ Wind @10:25 hopefully if we do we get to vote for multiple they're all hilarious
	10:26am Brendan: The Ed Grimley hyper dance.
	10:26am f⊘f⊘ (: Is it true the first prize of the Diarrhea remix contest is a broken toilet mini figurine?
	10:26am Wind: ↳ Song: "A Pacsirta" by "Sándor Déki Lakatos & his Gypsy B... oh the those hun-garians....Fan-tastic! I think I am a born gypsy
	10:26am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "A Pacsirta" by "Sándor Déki Lakatos & his Gypsy B... oh man now THIS hits the spot
	10:27am Wind: ↳ NotAButtFace @10:26 super talent
	🚽 10:27am -жеи: Please feel free to email me or just say here which remixes are your faves. It's not a vote but Im interested in your opinions. I'll announce the lucky weiner next week.
	🚽 10:27am Webhamster Henry: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:26 Cimbalom alert!
	10:27am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:26 Only the Highlander can posses the Skipper Pen.
	10:27am Creston: I wonder is there a people like us diarrhea remix
	🚽 10:27am -жеи: ↳ BillyLundun @10:26 Yeah, Jimmy Haskell has a rather incredible history as a producer
	🚽 10:28am Webhamster Henry: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:26 It's a family sized bottle of paregoric.
	🚽 10:28am -жеи: ↳ Creston @10:27 Alas, there is not. Vicki is extremely busy right now
	10:30am Roberto: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" Toilet paper roll call!
	10:30am enocaster: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" This is mine!
	🚽 10:30am HyperDose: Diarrhea Cumbia coming up?
	10:30am paddy in matawan: What was the thing to search for to find the clips from Napster?
	10:30am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" Oh I am a fan of Supercuts, so a catalogue of all the names is a great idea
	10:31am BillyLundun: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" I can get behind this one!
	10:31am JetBoy of Astoria: The listeners are showing some amazing talent. Great contest.
	10:31am Okasa: Herb. Oh yeah.
	🚽 10:31am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" Extra points for the Party Girls drop!
	🚽 10:32am Handy Haversack: Howard? Are you OK?
	10:32am Wind: ↳ -жеи @10:27 it's a tough choice! I trust your picks
	10:32am Hjorten: I was at work and couldn't hear my remix live :(
	10:33am Beetlemuse: Awesome your on WFMU Eric! You've made the big time kid!
	10:33am f⊘f⊘ (: Can we payola you to pick up a winner, Ken?
	10:33am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Hjorten @10:32 Easy. Just subject your coworkers to the stream.
	10:34am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Beetlemuse @10:33 Thanks Beetle! Beetle is another collector and archivist of found recordings. Their collection can be found at www.youtube.com...
	10:34am mb: Hello SMK and crew
	10:36am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Roll Call" by "Curtis B" This one had me lolling! Give the prize to Curtis B!
	10:36am X: Check out the Netflix film Altes Geld for some exquisitely bizarre Germanic angst-filled cinema.
	10:37am enocaster: ↳ NotAButtFace @10:30 Thank you!
	10:37am Wind: ↳ X @10:36 ok
	10:38am egould: Mildred realized a “stark relief”! Or maybe it was Doris?
	10:38am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Herz Ist Trumpf" by "Trio" Thank YOU for dignifying my request, -жеи!
	🚽 10:39am PaulRobeson1923: The 4th of the month? Good day to be born
	10:39am f⊘f⊘ (: All proceedings from the sale of the Mrs Dorothy remixes will go to The STOP Diarrhoea Initiative and to the International Centre for Diarrhoeal Disease Research.
	10:40am Okasa: Didn't Phil's Baby say she went to a church in Chattanooga?
	10:41am Beetlemuse: That phil's baby recording she mentioned going to church in chatanooga, which is in TN
	10:42am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:39 Donate now and receive a complimentary Scatter Rug.
	10:42am chresti: The butting friendship
	10:43am enocaster: ↳ Androu B. @10:36 Thanks so much!
	10:44am TerrDE: just think of all the remixes when all the private conversations Alexis and Siri overheard and recorded are dumped
	10:44am pot8o: this jim price one should be interesting
	10:45am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ pot8o @10:44 This one is amazing. A real slapper.
	10:45am X: @TerrDe Apple and Amazon have an immense archive we'll never hear.
	10:45am Wind: ↳ Song: "Dorothy Remix" by "Liza and Jim Price" winner!
	10:45am Androu B.: ↳ enocaster @10:43 Srsly, that was genius!
	10:45am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Dorothy Remix" by "Liza and Jim Price" wow. this is a BOP
	10:45am dale: yoko really is crappy.
	10:46am BillyLundun: ↳ Song: "Dorothy Remix" by "Liza and Jim Price" coming out strong!
	10:46am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ BillyLundun @10:46 Rushin right down on the Scatter Rugs.
	10:46am chresti: If yoko called me I might have an”accident” in my pants
	10:47am BillyLundun: Did DJcumberbund make an entry? Did anyone speak to their agent?
	10:48am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Happy New Year Ken
	10:49am Mister Dobalina: Gosh, you Diarrhea beats producing peeps are GOOD!
	10:49am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... This should be essential to my future plans.
	10:50am sydnius: 🎙️bumps are the best
	🚽 10:50am Elena: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... Brilliant.
	10:51am Kat in Chicago: takes notes
	10:51am Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @10:49 ...he said with tongue firmly planted in cheek.
	10:51am Don S: NEAL ADAMS IS BACK!
	10:51am TerrDE: Echo on everything works for Matt...
	10:52am Wind: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... ambivalence and uncertainty!!!
	10:52am McGroovey: ↳ BillyLundun @10:47 Yes. Near the top of the show.
	10:52am f⊘f⊘ (: This is Irwin Chusyd, right?. I mean, Chusid. Or is it Shusid? Wait.. Chuzid? I'm not sure now.
	10:52am βrian: Bad form is good for 'em.
	🚽 10:52am -жеи: The Squeaky Chair!
	10:52am fm Mike: Loving this FMU guideline xD
	10:52am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... "really GRAB the mic"
	10:52am f⊘f⊘ (: i know, Ken! I miss the squeaky chair so much!
	10:52am The Oscar: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... This is wonderful.
	🚽 10:53am PaulRobeson1923: Talk like they do in Texas but slower
	10:53am Roberto: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... What happened to SM Ken's voice?
	10:53am Stanley Crook.: Squeaky chair!
	10:53am Bryant in TO: What's the technical term for that scrambly sound in the recording? Reminds me of my childhood CRT TV
	10:53am f⊘f⊘ (: Roberto, That's Ken early 90s voice.
	10:53am efd: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... Completed circle dept.: Neal Adams' triumphant (?) return to WFMU on my show in 2015: wfmu.org...
	10:53am sydnius: ↳ Bryant in TO @10:53 "digital noise" is fun
	10:54am chresti: How about forgetting your glasses?
	10:54am Wind: ↳ efd @10:53 a must hear!
	10:54am Roberto: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @10:53 I guess Irwin sounds the same because he had already gone through puberty by that time.
	10:54am Stanley Crook.: Can this be your new show theme please? I’d like to hear this every Wednesday when Clay hands over to you
	10:54am Androu B.: You'd think Irwin would te a professor emeriitus at the Columbia School of Broadcasting by now.
	🚽 10:54am HyperDose: ↳ Bryant in TO @10:53 Electromagnetic interference?
	10:55am Brendan: This describes many of my favorite DJs
	🚽 10:55am Handy Haversack: ↳ efd @10:53 The Connells on that playlist, efd!
	10:55am The World.: Have Fred and Alan on Your show. They are great and hilarious
	10:55am Androu B.: ↳ Androu B. @10:54 *be
	10:56am Stanley Crook.: Or this should be played at the beginning of Wake
	10:56am Wind: Irwin---are u a bit overthinking things?
	🚽 10:56am HyperDose: .....are you there....has Ken found you....
	🚽 10:56am -жеи: ↳ The World. @10:55 Thanks Fred! I wish they really were available for a weekly show! They're not unfortunately
	10:57am Dave in Vermont: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... what year is this from?
	🚽 10:57am HyperDose: ↳ The World. @10:55 The FCC would be kicking down the studio door if that holy trinity congregated for a show!
	10:57am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... Irwin should be Andy's co-host on his show.
	🚽 10:58am -жеи: ↳ Dave in Vermont @10:57 I think it's from '86
	10:58am Michele with One "L": ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... INCREDIBLE
	10:59am Michele with One "L": ↳ Song: "How to be a WFMU DJ" by "DJ Neal Adams with Irwin... I've taken all these tips to heart and now I have a hit show!
	10:59am bill OHara: wonderful . lol
	10:59am AnotherJon: Holy Crap. Gold!
	10:59am timinoak: Instantly aging this poor man and creating the old codger...
	10:59am Feldy: "I wanna hit that high" like George Micheal
	11:00am The World.: Read emails
	🚽 11:00am Elena: ↳ Dave in Vermont @10:57 Oct-Nov 1985
	11:00am HeWhoWantsJeans: Man, _this chair_.
	11:00am SeaCreature: Late 70s, early 80s FMU was 50% off-mike cronies, iirc
	11:00am Wind: the squeaky chair is THE BEST lol
	🚽 11:00am HyperDose: Did the squeaky chair ever win an award?
	11:00am Wind: ↳ HyperDose @11:00 right?
	11:00am Feldy: Sage advice that applies to life in general
	11:00am Kat in Chicago: I think I’m ready for my first air shift
	11:01am Bryant in TO: ↳ HyperDose @10:54 Sounds reasonable. But now why are they trying to interfere? And who are they? So many questions...
	11:01am love2laf: I think the dog-in-studio was left out of this list, might be time to update this piece!
	11:01am bill OHara: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:00 the squickky chair
	11:01am Brendan: also remember to kvetch about the studio temperature and how an unamed dj in one of the previous time slots left things a mess
	🚽 11:01am HyperDose: ↳ Wind @11:00 Could honestly have it's own show
	11:01am holland oats: shoutout to all the creators these are brilliant
	11:02am Dave in Vermont: @HeWhoWantsJeans, Did Mildred know that Dorothy was recording their conversations?
	11:02am f⊘f⊘ (: Squeaky chair passed away in 1991. I think.
	11:02am unpopularfred: Dorothy is sitting in a room, different from where we are
	11:02am The World.: Where’s Fred and Alan. The best in story telling and comedy
	🚽 11:02am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" I think this is what we hear when we die, at the moment of transition out of this vale of tears.
	🚽 11:03am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" Faster is better
	11:03am enocaster: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" If Dorothy was sitting in a room with Lucier.
	11:03am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Dave in Vermont @11:02 I don't think so! I've found a number of answering machines with conversations. I think what happens is that the machine picked up when Mildred did, but they didn't know or care.
	🚽 11:03am PaulRobeson1923: ↳ Handy Haversack @11:02 “We are more than guessers in a vale of tears…”
	11:04am HeWhoWantsJeans: A _lot_ of people were confounded by answering machines. I love folks who are frustrated when they get technical issues and it records them. A lot of feedback and "turn that damn thing off"
	11:04am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" That's some heavily maladjusted reverb!
	11:04am Brendan: Squeaky chair was in the Manson cult
	🚽 11:05am Handy Haversack: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:04 Isn't that how we caught Nixon?
	11:05am sydnius: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" fantastic!
	🚽 11:05am HyperDose: ↳ Bryant in TO @11:01 That's the price of having too much fun
	11:05am muckgeist: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" I'm very much enjoying the experience of this one.
	11:05am Bobby: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" i hope this doesn’t get stuck in my head today
	🚽 11:06am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" With all due respect to people who like "music," this one is my fave so far.
	11:06am luka: this goes nicely with the sewer work taking place on my street
	11:06am f⊘f⊘ (: Ken, Lady Constipation called and she's not happy with today's show.
	11:06am TerrDE: Definitely not this one.
	11:06am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" Feels like I'm sitting in bed with a TV on, just watchin' it, you know?
	11:06am Stanley Crook, Durham, U.K.: Lyrics: huhibipiclicirrrrrrrraaabbbbaaawawawawaright
	11:06am Androu B.: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:04 I love folks who tak advantage of the mssage record feature by leaving a crank message to blow off telemarketers and scammers.
	11:07am TerrDE: Stop it.
	11:07am JetBoy of Astoria: I feel like breakin some toilets
	11:07am enocaster: Look what I did with my last comment.
	🚽 11:07am Handy Haversack: The Lucier LP on the homepage had me sitting in a room full of coveting the other day. Well done, enocaster!
	11:07am muckgeist: My entry would have been better if I'd more indulged my inner Cliff Baldwin.
	11:08am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "D Lady" by "Cliff Baldwin" That was the finest of ear cancer I have ever heard. If I had to vote, I would not vote on that one. \\
	11:08am Joey!: Hi. Concerning "Phil's Baby"..i had heard it years ago on something like WNYU..and from what i remember, the girl is from the south, but had moved to NYC. There is even film footage to go with her recording,but im not sure who filmed it. It was a static shot of reeds blowing in the wind. I do remember that that said it was the middle of Secaucus Meadows she was sitting in {brave girl}. I believe she lived on the west side somewhere. I never forgot it. I cannot find anything about it in any search, so if anyone does or has any other info about it, let me know. Thanks Ken!
	11:08am Joey!: ..oh, and the year was 1972.
	11:08am Stanley Crook, Durham, U.K.: Breaking the toilet!
	11:10am f⊘f⊘ (: Handy, I agree. There's acute diarrhea remix and a cute diarrhea remix. Cliff Baldwin's one is on the latter.
	11:10am Bryan B: I used to refer to my answering machine as "The obligation machine" because every message meant I needed to respond or do something. Now I have some nostalgia for them as I used to record goofy outgoing messages for other people and also because of the glory that is Answerphone! Thank you Erik Tinberg (and Ken for this show).
	11:10am Dave in Vermont: fast-forward your CDs on-air. That's something Ken and Iriwn left out. Oh was that before CDs?
	11:11am timinoak: Handy-- I thought the same about the sounds during dying
	11:11am KingOfJunk: That was an awesome diarrhemix
	11:11am f⊘f⊘ (: Joey! Holy crap! if there's film footage of Phil's Baby!
	🚽 11:11am HyperDose: Staysh pee break
	11:12am JetBoy of Astoria: I’ve heard this whole thing and the fast forwarding is for the best
	11:12am f⊘f⊘ (: I'd say Staysh dee (as in D) break
	11:12am Beetlemuse: your listening to a blue whale's mixtape
	11:13am flat tire: hi! where do you go online to find out where and when alot of these bands are playing in nyc?
	11:15am chresti: I Am Sitting In A Room (excerpts) by Alvin Lucier (I Am SItting In A... what's the word? hang on brb)—— I like!
	11:16am timinoak: Beeline song is epic
	11:16am Uncle Marty: Bandsintown
	🚽 11:16am -жеи: ↳ flat tire @11:13 flat tire, good one!! hahaha
	11:16am f⊘f⊘ (: flat tire, They are all playing in the Poopapalooza nyc festival this summer.
	11:16am TerrDE: The app has stop working as of 11:11
	11:16am McGroovey: I need to dig out my old answering machine cassettes. One of them is one of those little ones that I have no way to play anymore.
	11:17am JetBoy of Astoria: For anyone looking for NYC shows, I suggest the Brooklyn Vegan website
	11:17am Dave in Vermont: ↳ TerrDE @11:16 that's just the programming; keep listening
	🚽 11:17am -жеи: ↳ TerrDE @11:16 Anybody else having issues with the app or the streams?
	11:17am chresti: I get a little sad thinking of Dorothy alone crapping her pants
	11:17am JetBoy of Astoria: No issues with the stream or app here
	11:17am Tom from Swan's Island: I wasnt sure if it was the music or the stream.
	11:17am pot8o: ↳ -жеи @11:17 stream's working fine on my end
	🚽 11:18am Krys O.: ↳ -жеи @11:17 Listening to the MP3 stream via VLC with no issues.
	🚽 11:18am Handy Haversack: ↳ -жеи @11:17 AAC stream via VLC coming in strong in Manhattan.
	11:18am fm Mike: ↳ -жеи @11:17 Not me. I'm streaming off my phone, and commenting on the computer.
	11:18am Bobby: App is all good
	11:18am Tom from Swan's Island: It was breaking up about 5 minutes ago but I dismissed it as the music.
	11:18am TerrDE: The website stream just stopped too
	11:19am Wind: ↳ -жеи @11:17 nope
	11:19am chresti: No issues with stream as long as there’s electricity and internet
	11:19am Androu B.: ↳ -жеи @11:17 Also listening through VLC and coming in fine here.
	🚽 11:19am Handy Haversack: "Have a nice day, you dork!" With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!
	11:20am Feldy: stream is working for me
	11:20am A. Bee: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" Oooh I'm really into this '90s bop.
	11:20am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" _mmmyeah_
	11:20am BVP: Mom?
	11:20am chresti: * iOS app
	11:21am Trimegistus: Ken the stream is loud and clear 80 miles east of NYC at the beach.
	11:21am Leber_Eisnessss: 10 years later, I see Ken is still annoying
	11:22am TerrDE: Verizon getd overwemed sometime s when tourist are here but they should be gone. Ill call a friend to check, weird
	11:22am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" Yeah...
	11:22am f⊘f⊘ (: Telepathic stream is fine too
	11:23am fm Mike: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Edit" by "Timmy the Tapeworm" Well it's nice to hear the whole story - AHHHHHHHHH WHAT!!!
	11:23am mndave: I really hope someone out there is in a NYC cab with this playing.
	11:23am Dave in Vermont: That Gary is a real rock.
	11:23am Beetlemuse: I forgot how much of a cliffhanger that call ends on! too bad :(
	11:24am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "In Der Stadt Und Auf Dem Land (In The City And On... Mark Hurst should have this one on his playlist.
	11:25am chresti: “The bathroom’s full of blood”……”oh yeah, that happens”
	11:25am Wind: ↳ Song: "In Der Stadt Und Auf Dem Land (In The City And On... yes this sounds Techtonic!
	11:25am Brendan: Back from the baño, where the stream was steady and uninterrupted
	11:25am luka: lord jesus
	🚽 11:25am HyperDose: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" Amber Heard is gonna love this. Someone tweet at her!
	11:26am gauche knee: no issues with stream or app here.Been listening & commenting via phone & computer (all iOS)
	11:26am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" look, I'll say this, it sure is catchy!
	🚽 11:26am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" I think we can all relate to this one.
	11:26am chresti: Best poop in the bed mix!
	11:26am Dave in Vermont: ↳ Brendan @11:25 TerrDE, have you tried staying in the bathroom for best reception?
	🚽 11:26am anne: ↳ Song: "Looking for Poop In The Bed" by "Greg Reinfeld" i think this one's my fave but they're all so good!
	11:26am BobbyG: I’m cracking up at my desk
	11:27am f⊘f⊘ (: This Remix sounds familiar. Is it from the Party Girls remix contest?
	11:27am chresti: @Looking for Poop In The Bed by Greg Reinfeld (DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest)
	11:28am BobbyG: I have outdoor speakers at my office in Baltimore and this is blasting out onto Harford Rd.
	11:28am Uncle Marty: bad bad Stasha
	11:28am Mister Dobalina: DayuM! The diarheMix hits keep droppin' ... wOwZers!
	11:29am Wind: TY-FCC- go Poop yourself!
	11:30am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ BobbyG @11:28 THANK YOU
	11:30am luka: it’sa vinyl
	11:30am TerrDE: app is ok now.
	11:31am Androu B.: ↳ luka @11:30 "Licorice Pizza" even!
	11:31am SPLAT: balls hahaja
	11:31am chresti: Live and Not Learn, is what I like to say
	11:31am egould: Whatever happened to “Irwin”?
	11:32am efd: a familiar tale, the tale of Neal Adams
	11:34am Androu B.: ↳ efd @11:32 Wasn't Neal Adams also the actual name of U2 guiitarist The Edge?
	11:34am gauche knee: How to be a FMU DJ & this entire ep has brought me SO much joy. Brava to all who submitted!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
	🚽 11:34am Handy Haversack: Now, a real high-low player would try to win both.
	11:35am Listener John from NJ: I don't think any Diarrhea Remix Contest could be better than this one, so there's no need to do another. Please, PLEASE do not have another, ever again.
	11:35am PMD: Andy has $$$ again apparently!
	11:35am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Listener John from NJ @11:35 I submit: Angry Cabin Guy remix next.
	11:36am tonyb: Steve Stein didn’t submit a remix? : ( Disappointed.
	11:36am Beetlemuse: that cabing guy was mental. whos says they're going to cut a dog's voice box out!?
	11:37am Wind: ↳ Listener John from NJ @11:35 Lol !!! yes please don't ken
	11:37am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" and all the voices cried out in a great and terrible display
	11:37am unpopularfred: Actually, when I hear that bell, I expect Paranormia to come on
	11:37am Androu B.: I wonder if Mr. Fab contributed, as well.
	11:37am Beetlemuse: Angry cabin guy calls Dorothy LOL
	11:38am Wind: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" make it stop!
	11:38am Wind: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" make it stop!
	11:38am Listener John from NJ: @Station Manager Ken: I'm told there is at least one CD of music composed by Teodor Adorno (relased 1980s or 1990s). Have you heard it or ever played it on the air?
	11:38am JetBoy of Astoria: Re cabin guy - yeah, I thought he’d just say slit it’s throat, but no, gotta cut out the voice box. Woof indeed.
	11:38am Androu B.: ↳ unpopularfred @11:37 I'm reminded that Mary Wing will be on shortly after this.
	11:39am TerrDE: i just got in from the lawn. the apps now playing everything FMU has ever played at the same time
	11:39am f⊘f⊘ (: ↳ Wind @11:38 Death by a thousand Diarrhea Ladies.
	11:39am chresti: @WC WC WC by Bubble King (DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest)< A gaggle of Dorothys
	🚽 11:39am Handy Haversack: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" When they said there was a diarrhea party line, this is not what I was expecting.
	11:39am SPLAT: ↳ Song: "WC WC WC" by "Bubble King" pain
	11:39am MD: THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IVE EVER HEARD
	11:39am Cecile: Hi, K- Oh, dear Lord. Nope.
	11:40am JetBoy of Astoria: It’s always the damn dogs
	11:41am Stanley Crook, Durham, U.K.: Best show ever
	11:41am Brendan: That darned cat
	11:41am Dave in Vermont: I hear Owen Wilson looking for cat care but don't see a track to match my comment to.
	11:42am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price" _oooooo_
	11:42am Wind: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price" That Jim Price's got Talent with a capital T
	11:42am Crownless Gander: ↳ Dave in Vermont @11:41 Ha ha!
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: If this gets into a dramatic reading of Gravity's Rainbow, I might need to duck out for a sec.
	11:44am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price" This one's a runner-up.
	11:44am f⊘f⊘ (: Sounds like this guy never had delicious maggot popsicles.
	🚽 11:44am Krys O.: ↳ Wind @11:42 Heck yeah!
	🚽 11:44am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" Maybe you try a different brand of smokes?
	11:44am FletcherNYC: This makes me want to start smoking again
	11:44am bradford: pass me a pall mall!
	11:44am dave wuz here: greasy grimey gopher guts
	11:45am Tom in St. Paul: clearly this guy belongs to the Maggots and Slime School of Poetry
	11:45am The Oscar: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" William S. Burroughs' "Just Say No" campaign was weird.
	11:45am Crownless Gander: His voice sounds like he smokes at least a pack a day.
	11:45am aaronfromMI: Ok ok, I'll never smoke again Mom!
	11:45am sydnius: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" this guy is getting the turkey vultures super excited
	🚽 11:46am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "I Choose Breathing" by "Wanna Be Ex-Smoker" Digger Smolken enjoys a smoke break.
	11:46am Androu B.: In some Third World countries, maggots are a delicacy.
	11:46am TerrDE: Richard demonstrates why only Karen was allowed a mike on Carpenter's records. He claimed this was the next Super Star.
	11:46am KingOfJunk: I think I saw this guy read at St Marks
	11:46am f⊘f⊘ (: Krys O remix is another gem too!
	11:46am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence" I got the Bloody Diarrhea Blues.
	11:46am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence" aaaweeeeh YEAH tickle them ivories... well... they used to be white... now they've got some streaks on em
	11:47am Wind: ↳ FletcherNYC @11:44 eeewwww...im glad im over that stage of my life! although cigarette smoke does smell good if you're just passing by someone who just lit up.
	11:48am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence" This too shall pass.
	11:49am f⊘f⊘ (: HMM!
	11:49am Beetlemuse: Smooth move Ex-lax!
	11:49am KingOfJunk: I like this blues version as well!
	11:49am Androu B.: Correction: This POO shall pass.
	🚽 11:50am Krys O.: ↳ Wind @11:47 I quit smoking 23 years ago and I loathe 2nd hand smoke. Ugh.
	🚽 11:50am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken and all the participants. It's been a blast! Kaboom!
	11:51am Alice: Brilliant tribute
	11:51am Diarrhea Lady: Great news folks! Turns out it wasn't blood at all, but I'd just had WAY too much sweet-and sour-shrimp and must have gotten a bad shrimp. All good now.
	11:52am TerrDE: I wonder if anyone used Kevin Meaney saying "oh my God, I pooped the bed" in his Choco leet bit.
	11:52am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Diarrhea Lady @11:51 Oh thank God. We were worried about you for years.
	🚽 11:52am PaulRobeson1923: I love Willie too!
	11:53am Androu B.: ↳ Krys O. @11:50 I've never smoked and I used to be accustomed to secodhand smoke when I was hanging out in nightclubs. My tolerance level today isn't as high, but it hasn't gone down much either.
	11:53am Wind: ↳ Diarrhea Lady @11:51 That would have been more of a pink color...who the hell has pink blood?
	11:53am NotAButtFace: ↳ Song: "Between the Sheets" by "The Hard Woods" well this is going to go places
	11:54am aaroninPhilly: I've had a headache all day from drinking last night but this show has totally helped.
	11:54am HeWhoWantsJeans: It's true. Dorothy is simply irresistible.
	11:54am tonyb: Ken’s bell reminds me of Hector Salamanca’s wheelchair bell…
	11:55am gauche knee: So glad you’re ok, Lady D!
	11:55am Wind: see you at dinner folks :) great SHOW good to have you back -жеи !
	11:55am Androu B.: ↳ Song: "Between the Sheets" by "The Hard Woods" STOP THE PRESSES! WE HAVE ANOTHER STRONG CONTENDER!
	11:55am f⊘f⊘ (: The real winner for me today was the rotavirus, the most common cause of diarrhoeal disease. Without it we would not have diarrhea ladies remixes to sing along to.
	11:56am gauche knee: Ok, that Simply Irresistible just made my top 5 ( although I missed the 1st set)
	11:56am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ Song: "There Is A Stain That Never Goes Out" by "Tenacio... Yes! The first one aired, I think! The Found Footage Festival even di a lil video for this one a few weeks back on VCR Party.
	🚽 11:57am anne: oh damn this one's stellar too
	11:57am Creston: This is my favorite so far
	🚽 11:57am Handy Haversack: Wait, how can it be over? Shouldn't it happen again and again and again? We'll be back! Many thanks, Ken! Forms were freed! All sorts of stuff was freed! Later on, freeformists! ¡Adios, Androu, f⊘f⊘, y rotavirus!
	🚽 11:57am Webhamster Henry: You can go from Ken's bell to Mary Wing's on the Drummer stream right after the show.
	11:57am Androu B.: Every time a bell rings, a certain Mary gets her "Wings"!
	11:57am Dave in Vermont: ↳ Song: "There Is A Stain That Never Goes Out" by "Tenacio... weird seeing one of these tracks that I clicky-starred on a previous occasion
	11:57am NotAButtFace: THanks for all the fun folks! It's been a (looser then usual) blast!
	11:57am Wind: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @11:55 Go Rota Virus! you have killed a many human animals....
	11:57am HeWhoWantsJeans: youtu.be...
	11:57am TerrDE: yeah, this is a good one
	11:58am f⊘f⊘ (: Tenacious B > Tenacious D
	11:58am Creston: I like the first one played to
	11:58am HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ NotAButtFace @11:57 A real Loose Stool kind of Wednesday.
	11:58am Stanley: Time to go to the can. Thanks Ken and comenteers.
	11:58am Mister Dobalina: Another banger!
	🚽 11:58am Webhamster Henry: I was on the phone, so I'm going to have to take a heart pill, buy my skipper pin and clean up the blood by listening to the archives.
	11:58am Mary Wing: ↳ Webhamster Henry @11:57 Unfortunately, no show today from me, sorry!
	11:58am happymaan: Breaking the toilet
	🚽 11:59am Webhamster Henry: ↳ Mary Wing @11:58 D'oh! well, I can ring my own bell at home then.
	11:59am Mister Dobalina: Everyone is a winner, you all get one of those oversized, long WFMU stickers!
	11:59am McGroovey: Sayonara, diarrhoea.
	11:59am happymaan: I need a new sticker, my car got into a crash.
	11:59am f⊘f⊘ (: Finally, unfortunately, the diarrhea has come to an end.
	12:00pm sydnius: all the entrants are winners, except that one guy
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Thanks, Ken! This was super duper fun. Alicia B's was my favorite!
	12:00pm HeWhoWantsJeans: Weird to hear my name on the air. But shit yeah. Thanks for your support Ken and to everyone for participating. Love you all.
	12:00pm f⊘f⊘ (: Thanks, Ken and Friends of Egg! Great show as usual: music, comments, gifs and Diarrhea remixes! Till next episode, people! Take care and remember: did you poop in the bed!?
	12:00pm Dave in Vermont: And now for a DJ who clearly didn't take to Ken and Irwin's tutelage.
	🚽 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks for today's programme, -жеи. Flush with remixes!
	🚽 12:00pm PaulRobeson1923: GOOD JOB
	🚽 12:00pm Rich in Washington: Thanks Ken! Drink lots of fluids!
	12:00pm Androu B.: Thanks, -жеи! Can't wait for the next batch of Rheamixes! Stay Free, Forms! ¡Hasta la proxima, Handy, HiperDosis, f⊘f⊘, y Webcui Enrique!
	12:00pm HeWhoWantsJeans: If anyone wants to reach me, it's Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter and email! Hit me up. Sign me up for pills. contact@answerphone.org
	12:00pm Wind: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @12:00 you deserve it!
	12:01pm KingOfJunk: Wasn’t that a mash up with Tube Tapes
	12:01pm f⊘f⊘ (: Special thanks to rotavirus, old ladies, answering machines and of course, HeWhoWantsJeans!
	12:01pm Crownless Gander: That was a great episode! Thanks and stay regular!
	12:01pm Mister Dobalina: Super pooper fun, indeed..
	12:01pm TerrDE: Britney Spears revealed as a Goddess and Ken Her Prophet is still my fav, but todays might be close . Thanks Ken, enjoy the day, kifssecond
	12:01pm HeWhoWantsJeans: See ya next week!
	12:01pm f⊘f⊘ (: This show was a real party pooper.
	12:02pm HeWhoWantsJeans: ↳ f⊘f⊘ ( @12:01 A soft finish.
	🚽 12:02pm -жеи: ↳ KingOfJunk @12:01 Oh you're right KingofJunk, that was the tubebar tapes! I knew I recognized him...
	🚽 12:02pm -жеи: Bye everybody!
	12:03pm Wind: ↳ -жеи @12:02 god bless lady D
	12:03pm chresti: Thanks!
	12:12pm Dave in Vermont: ↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:57 I just went to that youtube link- amazing Ken and FMU mentions- the host of this show really loves FMU-
	12:16pm Too Obtuse: Dorothy + Red = True Love

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