Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from December 14, 2022 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting December 14, 2022: Ken and Andy Diagnose Your Skin Disease

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Listener comments!

  6:00pm
beej:

Huzzah!
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

DINNER AT ANDYS, THE THREADED EDITION
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Deano de los Muertos:

How could this idea go wrong?
  6:01pm
Sam:

Irwin's got such a great singing voice
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Deano de los Muertos:

Such a great theme song 🎙
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Aaron in Minneapolis @6:00
And we may need to stitch up some of these skin conditions with it, if surgery's required!

Hi there everyone! "Show some skin" tonight!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Kenzo, once you iron out the bugs with threadding, you should tackle inline images, perfect for shows like this, what could possibly go wrong?
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StringOFperils:

Sarcoma My House
Avatar 6:03pm
HyperDose:

Perfect show to eat dinner to. Bone apple queef everyone! 🍴😁🍲
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
  6:04pm
Retinox:

Harumpf ☺️
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Deano de los Muertos:

I’m eating over the kitchen sink, in proper DaA form
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Aaron in Minneapolis:

Somebody should playlist every zinger or tangent Andy says and then we can comment on it.
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Matt from Springfield:

I have a boil, or pustule on the left part of my collar bone that occasionally flares up. Right now it's a dormant bump, but sometimes it bulges out, like a large wide pimple, and with a hot rag (if necessary a rub of Desitin, or even icky black Ichthammol if it won't burst) - I squeeze the pus out and hold a tissue over the bleeding until it clots. No mere whitehead gunk, this cream colored pus smells. Now, how's your dinner, everyone! ;D
Avatar 🚂 6:08pm
herb.nyc:

an old boss of mine said "being a dermatologist is great. you can't kill yr passengers but you can't cure them either. so they'll come back again."
  6:08pm
The World:

Great show as always. Thanks for bringing the Brothers Fred and Alan to the public airwaves. They are great funny real hilarious. We need to laugh
  6:08pm
beej:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kESYZHJZLs
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PaulRobeson1922:

Citizen dermatologist is one step above citizen othertologist
  6:09pm
Retinox:

Zits at Andy's?!
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Doug in MP:

Dermatologists are pretty terrible. Maybe try taking colder showers? Oh yeah, that happens when you get older. Oh no, we can't do anything about that.
  6:10pm
Phred:

I once heard of a citizen proctologist
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Matt from Springfield:

Evidently pus is produced from dead blood cells and enzymes: "Pus consists of a thin, protein-rich fluid (historically known as liquor puris) and dead leukocytes from the body's immune response (mostly neutrophils). During infection, macrophages release cytokines, which trigger neutrophils to seek the site of infection by chemotaxis. There, the neutrophils release granules, which destroy the bacteria. The bacteria resist the immune response by releasing toxins called leukocidins. As the neutrophils die off from toxins and old age, they are destroyed by macrophages, forming the viscous pus. Bacteria that cause pus are called pyogenic."
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StringOFperils:

Andy has no skin in the game.
  6:10pm
hear, hear:

I thought Andy didn’t drink?
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PMD:

Maybe they could just watch pimple poppers
  6:11pm
Retinox:

Andy Pimple popper?!
  6:11pm
Harwa:

Put a potato on it Peter!
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HyperDose:

You can definitely tell that Peter keeps them high and tight 👖
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Doug in MP:

Poor Peter, roaming around Boonton looking like the toxic avenger
  6:12pm
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↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08
sounds like a sebaceous cyst. My brother gets them
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Hunterian:

Singular dinnertime programming
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Retinox @6:09
ZITI is Dinner at Andy's tonight! ;)

Citizen-dermatologists/dermatology photographers unite!
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Hunterian:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:12
Ziti. Heh.
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dale:

does duct tape on a wart actually work?
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Roberto:

Can we talk about the cyst on my cat's back?
  6:14pm
Jackie G:

Its finger pop poppin time! Pimple poppin' time!
  6:14pm
Retinox:

Orbital sander
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ @6:12
Ah, thanks for that lead! Wiki sez further that benign cysts on the surface tend to be "epidermoid cysts", a type of "cutaneous cyst". The symptoms seem what I and your brother occasionally get.
  6:14pm
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↳ dale @6:13
Try JB weld
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Wind:

Who thought of this disgusting! topic? some of us are having dinner....right Deano de los Muertos?
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HyperDose:

Appreciate the DJ/patient confidentiality
  6:16pm
Jackie G:

Great show. Wish I had some bread.
  6:17pm
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"Hipsters,Flipster & Pimple Poppin' Daddies, Knock Me Your Lobes"
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Matt from Springfield:

I also had a Ganglion cyst on my right wrist years ago - those are much harder, and I had a quick "surgery" to get it removed (just a brief incision over the top, and dissolving stitch layer to seal it). I can still barely feel out the cut line on the top of my right wrist.
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dale:

↳ @6:14
i'm not trying to make the wart BIGGER.
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PMD:

A Man Called Andy
A Limerick by PMD
There once was a old man who drove.
He said, "See the great white mangrove!"
It was rather gusty,
But not very busti,
He couldn't say no to the gas stove.
  6:19pm
Jackie G:

scabies! Yes! Want to see my scar?
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Wind:

My dad had one of those, Ganglion cyst, on his wrist and someone told him to hit it with a phonebook! It subsided ...
  6:20pm
Sam:

There once was a cheese-grating asshole
Who lived way up high in a castle
With 12,000 stairs,
Surrounded by bears,
And living there was such a hassle!
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dale:

the opposite of a trained dermatologist is really a trained internist.
  6:21pm
Retinox:

Phone book versus alien
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Folsom:

didn't ChatCBT write Rat Race?
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PMD:

I'm glad this is just radio
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Roberto:

Who remembers Lederhosen Lucil and her hit song "Ganglion?"
Avatar 6:22pm
Wind:

↳ Doug in MP @6:10
Right! Cold showers may do wonders...but it's difficult to get used to...long term.
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Handy Haversack:

Wind -- I tried with a dictionary, to no effect. But then I found something hard enough to do some damage to it -- my skull! Subsided easily!
  6:22pm
Sam:

I remember that Roberto! I think Irwin used to play that.
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Wind:

Bingo!
  6:23pm
Josh:

There once was a man with a sore
On his knee that he couldn't ignore
He thought, with a grin
"I'll just use a tin
And grate off this pesky sore"
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Aaron in Minneapolis @6:05
Anyone with pictures of rashes from poison ivy, oak or sumac?
Avatar 6:24pm
Wind:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:22
WoW....interesting!
  6:24pm
GC in Baltimore:

Young Theo was so apoplectic
His cranium all alopectic
But fashions soon changed in favor of mange
Now his social calendar’s Hectic
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Derp ... that wasn't meant to be a reply. I must have clicked a speech bubble by accident.
  6:24pm
Jackie G:

this show is both digusting as well as hilarious. A great way to end the year.
  6:24pm
Retinox:

Mmm coconutty
  6:25pm
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No lotion in the basket (seen on a walmart shopping cart seat)
  6:25pm
Sam:

I don’t have psoriasis so I don’t have any skin in the game.
  6:26pm
yippie:

I once found an old piece cheese/
its scent caused my nostrils to sneeze/
I ate it up quick/
just like moby dick/
throws sailors into the seas
  6:26pm
Retinox:

No soap, radio!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Albinos should call in. Haven't heard Andy dump on them in quite a while.
  6:26pm
Sam:

Wow good one yippie!
  6:27pm
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Hard to have enough skin in the game with psoriasis
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Wind @6:20
Phone books did used to be pretty huge! ;)

I'm into accuracy/perfection so I usually keep a tab open to search for correct spelling/references that I comment here. But THIS show? I have to look up the Greek based dermatology medical terminology for almost every comment! :)
  6:27pm
beej:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HzJ0pHEwWk
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dale:

i hope someone sends in a picture of their ringworm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
StringOFperils:

There once was a spot on my dial
A radio rash to beguile
It leaked in my ear
As I wept in my beer
And spread to my brain to defile.
  6:28pm
Sam:

Ken’s money bed is one quarter short
  6:28pm
Jackie G:

don't carbunkles grow on the side of boats?
  6:29pm
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since the medicare c commercials stopped, I'm inundated with psoriasis drug commercials & The Jesus Clock commercial (with the voice of James Earl Jones..Darth Vader) Jesus I am YOUR FATHER
Avatar 6:30pm
Matt from Springfield:

Not such a fan of the limerick verse, but I do say that County Limerick in Ireland is a fun place. The west of Ireland in general is great to visit.
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dale:

barnacles jackie. barnacle bill the sailor is kind of a limerick so it counts.
  6:30pm
Sam:

Have an excema cream cake
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Wind:

I recommend more sex
  6:30pm
Jackie G:

excema cream is good on rice pudding. also pie.
  6:30pm
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what about turnbuckles..carbunkles that have turned ?
  6:31pm
Sam:

You have to get an Irish computer. This one has no clue.
  6:31pm
Retinox:

Truckbunkle > carbunkle
  6:31pm
Jackie G:

↳ dale @6:30
oh yeah, barnacles. distant relation to carbuncles
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ @6:29
THAT is messed up! Maybe the verses are designed for devotions at certain times of day, but there are so many finer verses they could've used - esp. with JEJ to read them.
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Wind:

↳ Jackie G @6:24
Agree Jackie:)
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Matt from Springfield:

Also Agree Jackie, @6:30! :)
  6:32pm
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Van Morrison..King of the Limerick
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HyperDose:

Poor Nadia. Protect her at all costs. The future of freeform depends on her!
Avatar 6:33pm
Wind:

↳ Sam @6:25
Good one...would that work in reverse?
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Matt from Springfield:

Get well soon Nadia! I used to get strep as a kid, not fun.
  6:33pm
Sam:

That’s just Ken’s heart
His leaky leaky heart
  6:34pm
Smacky:

Wow I never knew someone could be tone-deaf to limericks
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dale:

they use super glue for a lot in the medical field today.
  6:34pm
Retinox:

Harleys leak "a little"
  6:34pm
Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ:

Nadia rocks!
  6:35pm
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↳ dale @6:34
sliced my finger open with a razor knife back in August. I'm on blood thinners so I figured I best get it stitched up. No dice. 1 hr in an empty ER & crazy glue $4,625.89
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HyperDose:

Ken was either a unicorn or a demon
  6:36pm
Jackie G:

Real dermatogists will sometimes cauterize the skin problem. and it goes away.
Avatar 6:36pm
Matt from Springfield:

Skin tags? Are they on sale or something??
All of them, or just their epidermis?
Avatar 6:37pm
Matt from Springfield:

YAY! Seasonal accordion on the phone!
  6:37pm
Retinox:

Skin tag deathmatch
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PaulRobeson1922:

A limerick like a WB record
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Wind:

i'm also into I'm into accuracy/perfection but I call it OCD....I did NOT know how to spell Psoriasis...I also LOVE copy/paste
  6:37pm
boris:

T pallidum t pallidum
where do you roam
anywhere it's raw
t pallidum calls home
  6:37pm
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Symphony to a Cyst..Accordion Version
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Wind:

That accordions are great...Ken misspelled it?
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Wind:

↳ Jackie G @6:36
cauterize ?
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Matt from Springfield:

#SkintagTag
  6:41pm
Retinox:

Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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dale:

↳ @6:35
just hit the dollar store and have some on hand. that's what they used to seal my cat's scrotum back up after getting fixed.
  6:41pm
Sam:

Just go see a moyhel
  6:42pm
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↳ dale @6:41
Thanks for the scrotum tip. I'll do mine later :)
  6:43pm
Jackie G:

Burn that hair off like a dermatologist would.
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Wind:

↳ @6:35
speechless
  6:43pm
Sam:

He’s making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out whose skin is fucked up
  6:43pm
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Kitty litter is good for sopping up heart leaks
  6:44pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

No luggage tags
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Wind:

Doctors used to burn off warts in the 70's...
  6:45pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

I had some warts burned off in the 70’s. Holy F did that hurt.
  6:46pm
Retinox:

Yeah, the sixteen 70's
  6:46pm
Jackie G:

yeah, fire kills lots of germs and unwanted skin stuff.
  6:46pm
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Freezing,burning,slicing, popping, that's why it's called "the Practice" of medicine
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Wind:

↳ Jackie G @6:46
and witches ha!
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Damn, I'm late. I was hoping for a diagnosis.
  6:47pm
Retinox:

Hello my name is: Skín
  6:48pm
Ballpark Frank:

Take the skin tags bowling!
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Matt from Springfield:

SNL's Sarah Sherman used to appear in Adult Swim shorts as "Sarah Squirm" - a lot of her material involved props and costumes relating to body horror - watch on YouTube for a similar gross/funny combo as this episode.
  6:49pm
Sam:

There once was a man named Neil Young
Whose output was musical dung
He had lots of groupies
Like Woodstock and Snoopy
Because he was just so well hung
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Neil Yong?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

not one mention of daryl hannah.
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Wind:

I loved it! Ken 1 Andy 0
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dale:

hannah, banana, fo fana....
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Handy Haversack:

Well, thanks, guys. Enjoy the break.
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PMD:

That was very dramatic
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herb.nyc:

ken - "goooooooooooooooal!"
  6:51pm
Retinox:

Neil Jong Il
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Matt from Springfield:

"It's not a TU-MAH!"
  6:51pm
Nosh:

was that a shaky jake limerick?
  6:51pm
Jackie G:

there once was a man from up north
he tried to sing with a fourth
his name was neil young
he looked at his tongue
and saw a cyst was upon it.
  6:52pm
Retinox:

It's not a TOOmah!
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

I get limericks confused with haikus.
  6:53pm
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I'll have to wait until March for my framed & signed 8x10 colonoscopy photos. Maybe you guys can reprise this episiode ?
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Fredericks:

There once was a man named Neil Young

He sang weird because of his tongue

But with his guitar

He still got quite far

Because it made his singing sound fun.
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Wind:

well that was fun...ca va bien
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Hopey Sockmonkey @6:52
@Hopey: Personally I think haikus are much better.
  6:54pm
Retinox:

Cava is the French aloha
  6:54pm
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ombudsman
  6:55pm
Jackie G:

haikus make me think of sneezes
haiku
bless you!
  6:55pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Bicuspid?
  6:55pm
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There still is a guy called Neil Young
Why?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:54
My first reply on the new board! (thank you)
  6:56pm
Sam:

I can’t write haikus
Haikus are so hard to write
Why are they so hard?
  6:56pm
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When you wish upon a scar, your dreams...come....troooooooo :)
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Fredericks:

Sporange, no?
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Matt from Springfield:

Andy says "Go to Hell"--
Do we wait, or is it here?
Doesn't matter, chump.
  6:57pm
Jackie G:

orange
melange
  6:57pm
yippie:

haiku haiku, we do the work we do
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Hopey Sockmonkey @6:56
My pleazh! I'm liking this 'Reply' feature myself! :)
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herb.nyc:

ken and caller not gotten covid? haha, china is opening up. it's spreading. stand by, ken and caller.
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HyperDose:

Thanks boys. Have a nice vacation. Appreciate all the gifts you've given us ❤️
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StringOFperils:

An open wound is kind of a rut, if you're generous about it
  6:59pm
Elle Tor’s Husband:

Your scar joke left me in stitches
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Matt from Springfield:

An icky-yet-delightful welcome to the holidays!

Thanks Ken & Andy, have a safe restful holiday and a happy New Year! See ya later, everyone!
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Wind:

Happy Channukah....Christmas New year all things....
  7:00pm
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What did the scab, say to the scar?
I'm outta here
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StringOFperils:

Thanks Andy and Ken. That was....um...
  7:00pm
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Look at that S Car Go
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:01pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Thanks Ken, Happy Holidays! Enjoy your well deserved time off!
  7:01pm
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Waiter there's snails on her plate
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