Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 30, 2022 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting November 30, 2022: Andy Take Nana's Car Keys Away

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:58pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I can't believe I got through
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I guess I'm here for the crying grandmas.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
PMD:

I'm hungry
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Phase 2: Talk Grandma into going to bed before 7PM.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
G:

@Ken: The show does that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Secret Agent Man
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
PMD:

Your family has no choice Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
dale:

the slide whistle is worth keeping the name for.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
PMD:

what card games?
Avatar 6:06pm
Matt from Springfield:

All the disclaimer to this program.

I *disclaim* any association with this show!!
Avatar 6:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

Andy B is a good choice for unpleasant truths. His abrasive voice is honest and unrelenting: cry if you want, he REALLY doesn't care!
Avatar 6:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

TOO SOON, ANDY!!! >:(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I agree, TOO SOON
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

'you make lovin' stinky' didn't focus group well.
  6:08pm
Late Bloomer:

Ha! Too soon for sure🙈
Avatar 🚂 6:09pm
herb.nyc:

Nice, Andy makes the guests all cry at once. Reminds me of Albert Brooks making a buncha people laugh at once (I saw that on Johnny’s tonight show. I’ve posted that before. Sorry to repeat)
Avatar 6:09pm
Matt from Springfield:

Timely, Hopey, but c'mon, we ourselves just heard this afternoon. Would hate for someone to LEARN about her that way..
Avatar 6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

She IS a Welsh Witch! Her publishing label is named Welsh Witch Music now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

too soon is before she died. all bets are off here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

no one slept with momma cass.
Avatar 6:12pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Creeque Alley": rewritten to be about FM relationships and swapping.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
dale:

go where you wanna go was because michelle phillips liked to screw other guys so much.
Avatar 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

"And no one's getting kicks - except STEVIE NICKS!" ;)
Avatar 6:14pm
Matt from Springfield:

Andy is REALLY "Andy" tonight!
  6:14pm
Late Bloomer:

Omg🙉
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
PigeonsAndRust:

"Don't let the sun go down on me" was the song for that household
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Wow.
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alan the painter:

YES, u guise R funny! that's Y sillies lick me listen...
ok, fleetWoody ok butt Christeen Purrfect was!
pull that first album out, listen!
Avatar 6:14pm
Roberto:

It was too soon five minutes ago, but now it's okay.
  6:14pm
Late Bloomer:

Don’t blame acid for that!
Avatar 🚂 6:14pm
herb.nyc:

Wait, is Ken leaving the door open for Andy’s incest jokes?
Avatar 6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Roberto: This is more about John Philips' debauchery, anyway ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
dale:

if momma cass had shared that sandwich with karen carpenter they'd both be here today.
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Matt from Springfield:

TOO SOON, ANDY!!! Suppose someone found out Mama Cass died because of that joke just now!! >:(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Oh Dale you made me spit out my coffee and reach for a beer instead
Avatar 6:16pm
Roberto:

I saw Denny Doherty in a playground once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
PigeonsAndRust:

This Andy story is already amazing
  Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
SeaCreature:

Remember when John and McKenzie were in suburban nj rehab and they used to swing by The Office in Summit for Tequila Sunrises? …For lunch?
Avatar 6:17pm
alan the painter:

ok i'm woikin, climbing ladders etc. so a comment my bee a bit late...
going back to hanging a rambler hood,'61, on the wall!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

pigeonsandrust - my job here is done now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
PaulRobeson1922:

That’s outrageous… Did they ask her why there was a lock on the wheel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
StringOFperils:

What's the best gum for that?
  6:19pm
lazy pierogi:

that gum you like is going to come back in style
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
PMD:

Andy, that's convoluted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
dale:

what's the book rate for not doing a job?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I wanna know did he sell the car eventually, or scrap it or what
Avatar 6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

Bubble Yum's no good - has spider eggs in it...
And Juicy Fruit attracts sharks in the water...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

fruit stripe is the best!
Avatar 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: Depends on the person. Many publishers are currently paying Andy B. NOT to release a book! Steady side income.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
StringOFperils:

Bazooka Joe was ahead of the curve on masking.
Avatar 6:23pm
Matt from Springfield:

Maybe Bazooka Joe pulled a Van Gogh and pulled out his eye, to send to the girl who spurned him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
dale:

is andy getting $$$ for monk reruns on COZI tv?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
PMD:

Ken's extending this really well.
  6:24pm
The World:

Those brothers last week Fred and Alan were hilarious
Avatar 6:24pm
Matt from Springfield:

Well they don't wear pants on the radio anyway, so not much a stretch..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

i miss porn for the blind.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

201-209-9368 to interrupt things and get them to call Grandmas.
Avatar 6:25pm
pocket vito:

I was on a radio station for deaf people.
  Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
SeaCreature:

Is this like Radio Sorensen? Oh wait that’s video for the deaf
Avatar 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: Comma, zero, backslash...RIP
  6:26pm
The World:

Where’s Alan and Fred
  6:26pm
morphe':

Who shot himself in face because girl would not go to prom
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Roberto:

Pseni!
Avatar 6:27pm
Matt from Springfield:

@The World: They sent them home - too good, not enough failure for this timeslot.
Avatar 6:27pm
HyperDose:

Blind Melon Chitlin
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Matt from Springfield:

"Blind Mellow Jelly", from Sanford and Son...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
StringOFperils:

Blind Lemon Pledge
Avatar 6:27pm
pocket vito:

I saw Helen Keller open for Blind Melon and Def Leppard.
Avatar 6:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

<rimshot>
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Fredericks:

Blind Boys of Alabama
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
dale:

helen keller fell off a cliff and screamed her hands off.
  6:28pm
queems:

i have no business telling anyone not to drive
  Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
SeaCreature:

Perhaps the nuke football should be in the hands of someone who doesn’t remember Teaberry gum?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Just think: Andy has volunteered to do this. He WANTS to do it.
Avatar 6:29pm
Matt from Springfield:

Oooh, Andy committing fraud on Air! Do it!!
Avatar 6:30pm
pocket vito:

Don’t wait till they hit somebody
  6:31pm
Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ:

I'm sorely tempted to call. But my dad is deaf as a brick... if their caregiver answers, you'll have to work thru an accent 10 times heavier than Jeff Sarge's.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

remember when jm in the am's father drove into the river? seniors driving is not always a joke.
  6:32pm
queems:

they still sell teaberry gum
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Bucci!
Avatar 6:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

TOO SOON? TOO LATE in this case!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
StringOFperils:

My Dad lost his licence (flagged the dementia) riding up to the rear bumper of the car in front of him, honking, kvetching, etc, but the car in front of him was a speeding police car with siren on, on its way somewhere...so he got pulled over forever
Avatar 6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: Really? May his memory be a blessing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
StringOFperils:

He passed that vehicle too, now that I recall
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
PMD:

change the topic to parents dying in car accidents
Avatar 6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

Fatal flaw: Ken has just admitted they LOOK AT THE CHAT BOARD for this show!
Check. Mate. ;)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
PMD:

Josh wants his father not to drive
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Matt from Springfield:

Nice one Josh! :)
  6:35pm
Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ:

@StringOfPearls 6:27. One of my friends had a band called Blind Lemon Pledge back in the 70s.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
chris in the redwoods:

best show ever? i think so. lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
StringOFperils:

** hah! it's an old Martin Mull gag
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
PMD:

Andy has more children who can call
  6:37pm
queems:

hell yea air that dirty laundry
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Matt from Springfield:

He caused 8 accidents - but it's the other folks who *had* the accident..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Hunterian:

I need Breckman to call Fred and Alan from last week and tell them they can't drive anymore…to WFMU because they're just too funny for this time slot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

i learned long ago to stop masturbating in the car. just keep it in the masturbatorium.
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Matt from Springfield:

Fred & Alan can make us laugh in another slot...but now, Wednesday early evening? Sometimes we just need to be reminded of failure. That IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

..unless you're in the all-girls college driveway.
Avatar 6:40pm
Matt from Springfield:

@dale: My mechanic told me, "You've got to stop masturbating!" Why's that, I replied...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
StringOFperils:

Because you signed the invoice, Harry Palmer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

matt from springfield - punchline?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Hang up on this guy
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Matt from Springfield:

@dale: A variation on the classic:
"...so I can examine your car!!"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
PMD:

Define old
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Lizardner Dave !:

You can't rent a car in most states if you're older than 80.
  6:44pm
GC in Baltimore:

Hey Ken. Graham here. My dad is 88, he’s voluntarily ceased driving at night. Hoping the rest of his wind-down will be easy too. You mentioned Blind Willie McTell—my dad grew up in Atlanta where BWM was a street musician. My dad and his teenage friends used to give him rides in exchange for him buying them beer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
StringOFperils:

But you can vote twice
Avatar 6:45pm
HyperDose:

googley eyes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
PigeonsAndRust:

I hope somebody has an album called "Cornea of a Killer"
Avatar 6:45pm
Matt from Springfield:

What if the transplanted corneas CAUSED the car accident that killed the donor? Could they at least put in those corneas at half-price, or something??
Avatar 6:45pm
pocket vito:

Double O beep beep G L E
  6:46pm
castor:

“Oogles” are a real thing! But not what you think it is
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
StringOFperils:

Get off OOGLE
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pocket vito:

Stop oogling google
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Matt from Springfield:

Hair transplants from a serial killer allow them to take over your brain. Saw it in a documentary called "Treehouse of Horror".
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
PMD:

It's slang
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
PMD:

Hobo Bob!
  6:47pm
castor:

Oogles are annoying crusty hobo punks, and it’s VERY contemporary. Invented by traveler kids, I have known many in my life.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
PaulRobeson1922:

How do u spell Oogle? I’ll get the 1966 Unabridged Random House Dictionary now
  6:48pm
kevlicki:

Ken, it’s true, but oogles are what we would call the scum fuck hoboes…there’s classism everywhere!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Maybe it's ügle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Give me fifty bucks Andy and you've done God's work
  6:49pm
kevlicki:

Castor- emphasis on the “annoying”
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Matt from Springfield:

MONTY HALL RETURNS!! Door number...main entrance. Whichever one that is in the room.
  6:49pm
greg:

I've heard worse
  6:49pm
Smacky:

Oogles moved next door, there goes the dumpster.
Avatar 6:50pm
HyperDose:

Can't wait to moon walk into Monty Hall
Avatar 6:51pm
Matt from Springfield:

Remind her that driving without 'corrective lenses' is considered unlicensed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
PigeonsAndRust:

If the show fails this week he'll drag this concept into next week
Avatar 6:52pm
dday:

I'd have you call my Grandfather but he's dead> Until I was 17 we lived in Garfield in the 2 story house my Grandfather built in the 20's. We were on the first floor, my Grandparents on the second. I cannot tell you how many times Grandpa backed out the driveway & backed the Rambler into the lower bay protrusion of the house, shaking us out of whatever calm we might've had in our living room. He was like Mr. Magoo, backing out of the driveway onto the busiest street in town, usually without looking either way
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

my grandfather lost his license in the 1970s because his eyes were bad. so he drove his john deere tractor everywhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
StringOFperils:

Still time for one intervention. Hurry up and grey-park somebody!
Avatar 6:55pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Get tested!" - Dave Hill, Esq.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
PaulRobeson1922:

O•gle (ō’gɘl), V., o•gled, o•gling, n. - v.t. 1. to look at amorously, flirtatiously, or impertinently. 2. to eye; look or stare at. - v.i. 3. to look amorously, flirtatiously, or impertinently. 4. to look or stare. -n. 5. An amorous, flirtatious, or impertinent glance. [appar. <freq. (cf. LG oegeln, G äugeln) of D oogen to eye, deriv. of oog eye]
  6:55pm
GC in Baltimore:

I caught Rahsaan Roland Kirk in 1975. The concert started rather late. He explained that he’d driven down from New York and had gotten lost a couple of times!
Avatar 6:56pm
pocket vito:

“Stay hydrated!” - Dave Hill
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Matt from Springfield:

@PaulR: is that from your 1966 dictionary?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
PigeonsAndRust:

Don't do it, your grandfather is worth more than $30
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Matt from Springfield:

You know it, pocket vito! :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
PMD:

Oh, I could have had Andy call my cousin's husband
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

i hate driving at night now. i'm officially old.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
PaulRobeson1922:

@Matt: The Random House Dictionary of the English Language, The Unabridged Edition
Avatar 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

And time to hang up on this show! Thanks Ken & Andy!
Have a good night, everyone!
Avatar 6:58pm
HyperDose:

For 25 bucks haha
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pocket vito:

What did the demented guy say to his son?
“You’re driving. Me crazy.”
  6:59pm
UWS Joe:

Thanks for dinner guys! Will venmo you eventually
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Matt from Springfield:

@PaulR: An older source, nice!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
nortonjutland:

great show!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
PaulRobeson1922:

Anytime U need it! on the other side of yer screen is a 1944 Unabridged Enclypedia set and a 1966 Unabridged Random House Dictionary!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
StringOFperils:

Kind of glad that didn't work. Thanks!
  6:59pm
?:

todays show is so bad its good. the calls have all been pretty bad. Andy's right. Hang up on these goofs. Thanks Andy and Ken.

Time for Jeopardy
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HyperDose:

Thanks boys!
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pocket vito:

Can someone give Andy a ride?
  7:00pm
wenzo:

Nowhere near bottom. Solid show.
  7:00pm
Smacky:

Be ironic if he had a car crash tonight
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:02pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Thank you Andy and Ken!!!
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