WFMU: Ken: Playlist from April 27, 2022

Listener comments!
	7:30am ḞởḞở (: Happy National Scheisse Day!
	🚽 7:32am -жеи: Is it National Scheisse Day again already?!
	🚽 8:29am -жеи: I need a trope badly, and it turns out that National Scheisse Tag is not until next Wednesday.
	🚽 8:36am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning! How about "people eating things"?
	🚽 8:43am -жеи: KFHP cant believe I havent done that! Ive done chewing and smelling and tasting but not eating
	🚽 8:56am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken, Ken, ḞởḞở and all the Freed Forms here in-gathering!
	🚽 8:56am Krys O.: Hullooo! Chew your human well before swallowing.
	8:59am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, ḞởḞở, KFHP, Handy, Krys O.!
	🚽 9:00am HyperDose: Good morning, mister Freedman! 🍳🥧 Hi Freeform friends! 😃
	9:01am TerrDE: please rise for the national anthem
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, Androu B.!
	9:01am ḞởḞở (: Hi, Friends of Egg & Ken!
	9:01am Num Nums: Good Morning DJ Station Manager Ken sniffsniff* smells like Clorox in here, or is that what legal weed smells like?…I wouldn’t know… never have smoked legal dope.
	9:01am cory: morning all
	9:01am Brendan: Free Drumstick
	9:02am Num Nums: Waterpark theme?
	9:02am ḞởḞở (: Another bird you can't change is the Emu.
	9:02am PKNY: Surprisingly funky drum track on "Freebird"!
	🚽 9:02am Webhamster Henry: This makes for a tolerable FreeBird.
	9:02am Erin in TO: I'm as free as a bird now
	9:02am RB: Was just saying to my sweet wife Nyiri, wouldn’t it be swell if Ken opens the show with an obscure version of Freebird …… and then it happened . Can’t be just a coincidence …. No way
	🚽 9:02am Will the Sound Guy: Good morning Ken and all!!! Staysh!!! 🤘🏻🤘🏻☠️☠️☠️
	9:03am timinoak: Fibrillation
	9:03am queems: good morning station manager ken & all
	🚽 9:04am HyperDose: I'd sell a kidney to be able to play drums again
	9:04am JeremyB: Good Morning!
	9:04am Fredericks: Is it possible that Freebird is less than the sum of its parts?
	🚽 9:05am Handy Haversack: I can get you a cheap kidney to sell at enough of a markup to get those drums, HyperDose!
	9:06am dday: @Ken: It's NATIONAL HELP A HORSE DAY...or is it national help the whores day? Where's my glasses ???
	9:06am Androu B.: If the theme is Going to be eating, it might as well be breakfast related...or at least be of a "vore fetish" nature. GM, HperDose, TerrDE,Brendan, PKNY, Henry, Erin, RB, Will, Num Nums, timinoak queems, & the rest of the Freebirds here and abroad!
	9:06am melinda: hi folks
	9:06am bradford: man that registered sex offender can play!
	🚽 9:07am Ken From Hyde Park: Remember to give the drummer some. 🪘
	9:07am TerrDE: hey Androu
	9:07am Cal in Dothan: If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
	9:08am Num Nums: @Cal I don't know anything about horses, I am a fisherman, I bait the hooks. I am a master baiter.
	9:08am McGroovey: It's so amazing to hear the creative process at work, as the artists we know and love create the great works of art we admire.
	🚽 9:08am Will the Sound Guy: It's back on n
	🚽 9:09am DjLorraine: Gmorning. I admit when TOPT played Downed by Cheap Trick i realized i was singing “Oo wee oo, it's not the first time" instead of “over you, it's not the first time“. Hehe
	9:09am Androu B.: @Cal in Dothan That depends. First, id have to ask myself, "Do I REALLY know Jack that well?"
	🚽 9:09am Will the Sound Guy: Jared Dines is hilarious
	🚽 9:09am Handy Haversack: This will all make sense when it turns out that Britney is a bird. And you can't change her so don't even try!
	9:10am dday: Boogie Woogie Commies...My Favorite Band
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: @Handy I appreciate it! Need a house though, which are like half a mil, right?. Would you and K8 be willing to help a pal out and sell one kidney each? 🙏🏾‍
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: haha that sexual intercourse line was the opener for a Mickey Avalon album
	9:11am medson: Intercourse? Street corners?
	🚽 9:11am PaulRobeson1922: Boogy wooogie
	9:11am Fredericks: Is this why you moved to Michigan, Kenneth?
	🚽 9:11am Webhamster Henry: I have a drum + vocals isolated version of the Shaggs' Foot-Foot. jhhl.net...
	9:11am Cal in Dothan: Deadline!
	🚽 9:11am Handy Haversack: We sure this isn't Jack Lalanne?
	9:11am dday: Jack Van Limp
	9:11am McGroovey: Hey, I have a Jack van Impe record. I think it's called The Coming War with Russia. I got it in a thrift store in Oneida, NY, in 1986.
	9:11am Pale Son: Filthy old Herman's Hermits.
	9:11am TerrDE: Jesus H Christ , you heathen
	9:12am Kat in Chicago: I picked up this album in a Salvation Army thrift store in the 80s. Still have it.
	9:12am prof.fuzz: mornin' y'all. ken! handy! hyperD! will! mcG!
	9:12am Erin in TO: I'm disappointed that rock n' roll has not resulted in this promised future of sex on every street corner and free prisoners
	9:12am Num Nums: I always wondered where Mom got her talking points, now I know.
	9:12am dday: this guy must've binge listened to Why Don't We Do it in the Road
	🚽 9:12am Handy Haversack: prof.fuzz!
	9:13am medson: I'm still waiting for everyone I run into to offer me drugs as I was promised as a kid.
	9:13am Listener John from NJ: Good thing that most rock & roll songs don't last 29 minutes long.
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1922: No Milk Today you maniac
	9:13am McGroovey: Good morning to all who are awake.
	9:13am Erin in TO: @medson Right??? I was promised free drugs
	9:14am timinoak: Something hot about the way this guy says Rock n Roll.
	9:14am Brendan: Rock sounds great. This guy could be a promoter.
	9:14am TerrDE: We are the forces of Chaos and Anarchy. Everything you say we are, we are
	9:14am Erin in TO: Blaming your illegitimate babies on rock music is just a reflection of how sex ed is failing people, if that's how you think babies happen
	9:14am BVP: Omg I think I just got pregnant! 🫃🏻
	9:15am The Oscar: I used to laugh and laugh watching Jack and Rexella Van Impe on TV in high school. Every week they'd just talk about how the world was JUST about to end, plus Rexella looked like an alien.
	🚽 9:15am karlward: medson: I'm about to go on a walk here in North Jersey, which is overrun with street gangs that dress as different periods of glam rock.
	9:15am Erin in TO: Ken wants us all to have illegitimate babies!
	🚽 9:15am karlward: I got roughed up yesterday by a guy who might have actually been the lead singer of Cinderella
	9:15am Brendan: Wait Bill Graham promoter. Billy Graham evangelist.
	9:15am medson: @BVP you'll have to be sent away now
	9:15am W Trenton Vinny: now I’m really curious about this rock stuff
	🚽 9:16am geo in jc: The jams have officially been kicked out.
	9:16am Androu B.: @-жеи You should share the Jack Van Impe sermon with KOTJ Joe. He'd use the "Kick Out The Jams" part for his intro.
	9:16am dday: the blues had a baby because it had sex on every street corner in 'merica. I saw it happen & did not try to stop it
	9:16am Gowanus Kings: OK, it was funny for a while. But now I just muted it.
	🚽 9:16am karlward: I'm just hoping I run into the T Rex gang today, not the Slade gang. Those Slade guys are scary.
	9:16am Phin The Hyooman: I went to the High Water Festival this weekend and none of that happened. I thought I had a great time, now I feel like I have to reassess my experience...
	9:17am medson: Just be careful Karl. Please
	9:17am The Oscar: I... don't think that's how roses grow.
	🚽 9:18am HyperDose: Morning prof.fuzz, Will, Handyman, McGroovey, PR1920! @Erin If rock and roll caused pregnancy, I'd be like Vince Vaughn in that movie where he has 50 kids!
	9:18am Listener John from NJ: That preacher seemed stuck on that sex on the street corners
	9:18am Andy: Booooooring!
	9:19am Erin in TO: @HyperDose I'd be in a lot of trouble too!
	9:19am Num Nums: I listened to rock, then got a blow job on the sidewalk, does that count as sexual relations, even with a stranger?
	9:20am Barney Grubbs: I have a soft spot for Jack & Rexella van Impe as early champions of the Accorgan
	9:20am Bernardo: Preachers right. I listened to rock n roll - now I have 2 illegitimate babies from open street corner sex.
	9:20am ḞởḞở (: Hola, Handy H, Androu B, cory, HyperDose!
	9:21am Listener John from NJ: @Num Num. Yup.
	9:21am Bernardo: Lmfao @brendan @BVP
	9:21am Num Nums: I was afraid of that Listener John.
	9:22am Brendan: I am the weed . Find me.
	🚽 9:22am Webhamster Henry: The return of FIND ME!
	9:22am Androu B.: Yeti Bob, you out there? Give us a sign!
	9:22am TerrDE: you know, the preachers that warned what Rock would lead to where we are now were 100% right... Thank goodness
	9:22am Glistener MW: Found you!!!
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: We insomniacs know all the entertaining televangelists. I remember Herbert W. Armstrong of The Plain Truth.
	9:24am Num Nums: @Krys O. Herbert W. Armstrong was a regular on our house AM radio. Man, what torture!
	9:24am Androu B.: THE DOOR IS LOCKED??? So how will you get to the bathroom, -жеи?
	🚽 9:26am HyperDose: @Erin Now if we're talking about living inside a movie, I'd be Steve Martin in The Jerk...or Three Amigos!. Can't decide. Howdee ḞởḞở! Still haven't run out of unicode errors to exploit?
	9:26am Dr Joe: A hydrophone is an underwater MICROPHONE, not a percussion instrument, I'm not sure what you call a water drum, but it's not a hydrophone.
	9:26am TerrDE: MC 5. we laughed out loud at the first album , then used it as a frisbee till it shattered... but I m kinda coming around too after seeing youtube vids
	9:27am dday: Dr. joe ..they are membranophones
	9:27am Erin in TO: @HyperDose Choose Three Amigos for sure. I loved that movie growing up but haven't seen it since I was like 12...probably due for a rewatch
	🚽 9:27am Webhamster Henry: You don't have to wear your mask on Flight F.I.N.A.L.
	9:27am iiibeat: My mom used to screen Van Impe and his wife . . lol Yes. The Rapture!!!
	🚽 9:28am Rich in Washington: As someone whose bought numerous Jack Van Impe records in an apparently fruitless search for certain samples, I finally found that 1977's The Hooked Generation is the one full of weird sample gold. THE BEAT! LOUDER FASTER LOUDER FASTER!
	9:29am TerrDE: Love Chille
	9:29am vanya moscow: Hi everyone, hi Ken! Hanging with my girlfriend, she's webcam model. Listening to your show, talking about how my relationship with Ken is akin to her relationships with her fans. Ken, if you can read me, please say hi to Vanya and Anastasia so she believes me
	9:30am iiibeat: The accidental conception. What if he had pulled out??
	🚽 9:30am Handy Haversack: Rise of the illegitimate babies! Let's take what's ours! Street-corner sex for everyone!
	🚽 9:30am -жеи: Vanya and Anastasia, welcome!! Still in Moscow?
	9:31am ḞởḞở (: Tͫ̔̉͗̓̃̐̄͛͐́͟͝҉̞̯͓̳̬̙̙̲̥̣͙o̵̾̂ͥ̈́̂ͦ́̚͏̮͈… ̓ͫͭͬ̑͊͛̍͂͆͗ͥ̊ͫͬ͒͟҉̤͖̪̼͖ͅi̡̜̼̤̗͕̝̖͔̹̬̬̳̯̬… ̢̦̝̗̭͙̼̭̯̪͍̖̳͉̗̝͇͚̋̑̋̂ͧ̓ͦ̓̓ͣ͑ͫ̂ͥ͊ͫ́̚͢͜͠t… ̑ͦ͑ͩ̂͐̄̇̓͆̈ͭ̅̏̓̉̉̋҉҉̛̯̰̗̬͔̭͙̳̺͙͞͡h̜̦̤̫͈̟… ͆ͬͨ̎͛ͪ̓͠͏͠҉̺̜͉̥̣̝̙̤̦̙͜r̛̩̣̫͊̍̈͊̅͞ͅę̶̛̳̺̰… ̛͔͎̞̪͓͇̯͖̲̦͕̙̜̭̻̅̿̆̓̓ͦ̑̔ͭͤ̾̎̽̔̎̌̚̚ͅͅc̴̛͔… ̷̸̡̖͍̻̫̙͈̜̣̋̃̔̿͌̊̽͊ͣͭ̂͊̃̌ͯ̓̅͛I̴̛̩͓̘͍̳̙͇… ̹͉͖͍͕͇̤̲̰̭̤̰̻̮̩͈ͩͨ̽̈́ͯ̿̕͞ͅẗ̡̛̠̯̣̺̮͕̫̝̳͇͙… ͭ̉͂͐̒̎͊ͫͤ̚͟͏͉͍͇̩̫̗͡f̷̤̤͉̟̼͙͎͍͔̮̦̘̠͕̩̝̤͈͎… ̶̶̵̨̡̫̫͔̣͚̠͎͍̬͉̼̯̲͕̃̐̉ͦ̚ȏ̺̮̙̙̗̗͔̤̳̋ͥͫͮ͂͛… ̧̮̭̻̣̯̟̅̄̂̒ͦ͆͌̐̊̄ͭ͘͝͠͠c̸̡̨̩̲̩̹͓̼̟̟̽̾͊ͬ̿ͫ… ̵̴̨̘̘̙̻̭͉ͩ͆̽̅ͨͨ̎̈̓͑͂̈́͆͊͒͋̔̚͡W̢̘͉̳̺͍͍̺͐… ̸̧̱͚̲̱̩̹̪͉̦̲̗̫̘͈͇̣ͥ̆̔ͣͭͤ̃̏ͥͤ̀̈ͧͭ͛ͨ̽͡o̵ͣ̊… ̴̲̞͇̘̗̭͉̋̌͂͐ͩͭ̒͂̈͂̒͛ͩ̂̓͆ͮ̂̒͡ͅȏ̴̢̝̠̤̖͇̦͇͕… ̶̨̛̜̥̮̠̦̗̳̜̺̾̇͊̄̌̆͆͛̅̐ͨ̾̔̄̋͋ͦ͠ͅṪ̶̢̛̜̖̝̫… ̡̛̘̞̺̗͚̯̻́͑̀̄̈͌̀́͟Ņ̶͙̘̹͙̜̣͙̌ͮ̆ͦ͊̐ͣ͑ͬ͊ͯͥͦ… ͗̓͒̽́ͬ̒̓҉͚̥͖̝͎͓͙̯̪͇͚̺̮͘ͅhͮ̃͑̐͆̊ͭ͆ͫͧ͂̍͜͏͈… ̡̛̺̯̬̱̰̜̍̐ͬ͂͗ͫ̅͆ͥ̏̋͋ͬ̾̚͘o̧̧̩̳̥͔͔̲̯̗̩̥̺̠͈… ̀͌̌͛͆̈̃̾͏̧͖̼͙͜͢͠c̠̼͖͓͎̲͔̹̳͔͓̺̭͋ͨ͂̔ͭͥ̃̾ͧ̊… ̵̢͇̪̼̹̱̭̇̉̆̍̈́ͪ͒̍̇̎̚͢Z̛̥̜͕̱͚͖̘̦̣̰̝̟̔ͤͪ͊̏… ͔̞̘̘͙͙̓̈̈́̉͗ͬ̓̌ͬ͊̾̑̿̈́͝͝ͅḨ̶̶̸̲̰͉̣͍͖̳̹́ͩ… ̡̢̅̈̅ͧ̅ͪ͂̅̐̇̂ͦͤ̈́ͬ́͐̃̚͠҉̩̬̣͔͍̮͍w̵̙̹͎̳͎͍̥… ̴̵̵̡͙͔͚̹̞̙͚͕͉̱̩̮̼̓̐̋ͣ̑ͥ͊ͣ… ̨̗͇̥̱̳̭̰͕̥͔̩̻͎̜͉͔̆͛ͥ͛͆̄ͦͦ͂̃ͨ̚̚͜… ̷̷̢ͥ̒ͫ͊ͭ̂͐ͥͭ̑͘… ̵̺̭̖̲̙̬͙͙̪̝̖̼͈͍̝͈̜̦̒ͯ̀ͬ̊͋͐ͪ̚͜… ̢̡̀̿ͣ̅̋̎̊̀ͪ̐̅̈ͦͦ̃̚̚̕͏̺̞̟̞̘͍͔̯̗̪̖̘̣͍̹ͅZ̸…
	🚽 9:31am Will the Sound Guy: 🔥🔥🔥
	9:31am Erin in TO: The Neutron Dance of Destruction is the only correct way to welcome the apocalypse
	9:31am Num Nums: @iiibeat, I am guessing that's how the Milky Way was made?
	9:32am Glistener MW: Amen, Handy! It always cracks me up when I talk about being an illegitimate baby, and someone callously says “Well, why don’t you just TRY being less-illegitimate??”
	9:32am Okasa: Wow, @ḞởḞở. Outstanding!
	9:33am Num Nums: FoFo, that is awesome. An amazing image that I can't begin to understand how you did that.
	9:33am Androu B.: @Rich Ever heard Meat Beat Manifesto's "It's The Music"? Jerry Falwell at his most, er, reverent.
	9:33am ChukAmok: Is a series of drumming .gifs ever really complete without some Moon the Loon? 64.media.tumblr.com...
	🚽 9:33am Rich in Washington: Oh oh, ḞởḞở (! Did you take the brown acid?
	9:34am turtles: This song works much better than it sounds like it would.
	🚽 9:34am Handy Haversack: They'll all be illegitimate soon enough, GMW! Oh, hey, society. That's a pretty nice institution of marriage you got there. Be real shame if someone were to ... expose it as gender peonage and destroy it in a paroxysm of freedom and justice!
	9:34am teod: a healthy sprinkling of diacritics
	9:34am ḞởḞở (: HyperDose, It looks my unicode exploit doesn't work anymore in this new comment board. Long time comments might remember my smoke post from 2012.
	🚽 9:34am DjLorraine: Do we need for the electronic street sign to show us when it's time for sex?
	9:34am ChukAmok: Has ḞởḞở hacked the matrix of the comments? Have comments gone freeform, beyond the boundaries of the commenter?
	9:35am TerrDE: I had sex w my girlfriend on Rehoboth Beach at the height of the season. How ? under a towel and very slowly. Unfortunately the results were like Eleanor Rigby's funeral .
	9:35am Bernardo: - Fofo def hacked the comments board. Pretty cool.
	🚽 9:35am Rich in Washington: Androu B/! Yes! Love that track! That Swaggart 'It's the Music' sample is also the locked groove ending of Poison Idea's Pick Your King LP. Fun fact: PI's guitarist Pig Champion did a late night radio show in my town and would often play Jimmy Swaggart clips.
	🚽 9:35am Handy Haversack: DjLorraine, this is going to be the best Community Board meeting ever!
	🚽 9:36am PaulRobeson1922: Isle of Wight… red light Tͫ̔̉͗̓̃̐̄͛͐́͟͝҉̞̯͓̳̬̙̙̲̥̣͙o̵̾̂ͥ̈́̂ͦ́̚͏̮͈… ̓ͫͭͬ̑͊͛̍͂͆͗ͥ̊ͫͬ͒͟҉̤͖̪̼͖ͅi̡̜̼̤̗͕̝̖͔̹̬̬̳̯̬… ̢̦̝̗̭͙̼̭̯̪͍̖̳͉̗̝͇͚̋̑̋̂ͧ̓ͦ̓̓ͣ͑ͫ̂ͥ͊ͫ́̚͢͜͠t… ̑ͦ͑ͩ̂͐̄̇̓͆̈ͭ̅̏̓̉̉̋҉҉̛̯̰̗̬͔̭͙̳̺͙͞͡h̜̦̤̫͈̟… ͆ͬͨ̎͛ͪ̓͠͏͠҉̺̜͉̥̣̝̙̤̦̙͜r̛̩̣̫͊̍̈͊̅͞ͅę̶̛̳̺̰… ̛͔͎̞̪͓͇̯͖̲̦͕̙̜̭̻̅̿̆̓̓ͦ̑̔ͭͤ̾̎̽̔̎̌̚̚ͅͅc̴̛͔… ̷̸̡̖͍̻̫̙͈̜̣̋̃̔̿͌̊̽͊ͣͭ̂͊̃̌ͯ̓̅͛I̴̛̩͓̘͍̳̙͇… ̹͉͖͍͕͇̤̲̰̭̤̰̻̮̩͈ͩͨ̽̈́ͯ̿̕͞ͅẗ̡̛̠̯̣̺̮͕̫̝̳͇͙… ͭ̉͂͐̒̎͊ͫͤ̚͟͏͉͍͇̩̫̗͡f̷̤̤͉̟̼͙͎͍͔̮̦̘̠͕̩̝̤͈͎… ̶̶̵̨̡̫̫͔̣͚̠͎͍̬͉̼̯̲͕̃̐̉ͦ̚ȏ̺̮̙̙̗̗͔̤̳̋ͥͫͮ͂͛… ̧̮̭̻̣̯̟̅̄̂̒ͦ͆͌̐̊̄ͭ͘͝͠͠c̸̡̨̩̲̩̹͓̼̟̟̽̾͊ͬ̿ͫ… ̵̴̨̘̘̙̻̭͉ͩ͆̽̅ͨͨ̎̈̓͑͂̈́͆͊͒͋̔̚͡W̢̘͉̳̺͍͍̺͐… ̸̧̱͚̲̱̩̹̪͉̦̲̗̫̘͈͇̣ͥ̆̔ͣͭͤ̃̏ͥͤ̀̈ͧͭ͛ͨ̽͡o̵ͣ̊… ̴̲̞͇̘̗̭͉̋̌͂͐ͩͭ̒͂̈͂̒͛ͩ̂̓͆ͮ̂̒͡ͅȏ̴̢̝̠̤̖͇̦͇͕… ̶̨̛̜̥̮̠̦̗̳̜̺̾̇͊̄̌̆͆͛̅̐ͨ̾̔̄̋͋ͦ͠ͅṪ̶̢̛̜̖̝̫… ̡̛̘̞̺̗͚̯̻́͑̀̄̈͌̀́͟Ņ̶͙̘̹͙̜̣͙̌ͮ̆ͦ͊̐ͣ͑ͬ͊ͯͥͦ… ͗̓͒̽́ͬ̒̓҉͚̥͖̝͎͓͙̯̪͇͚̺̮͘ͅhͮ̃͑̐͆̊ͭ͆ͫͧ͂̍͜͏͈… ̡̛̺̯̬̱̰̜̍̐ͬ͂͗ͫ̅͆ͥ̏̋͋ͬ̾̚͘o̧̧̩̳̥͔͔̲̯̗̩̥̺̠͈… ̀͌̌͛͆̈̃̾͏̧͖̼͙͜͢͠c̠̼͖͓͎̲͔̹̳͔͓̺̭͋ͨ͂̔ͭͥ̃̾ͧ̊… ̵̢͇̪̼̹̱̭̇̉̆̍̈́ͪ͒̍̇̎̚͢Z̛̥̜͕̱͚͖̘̦̣̰̝̟̔ͤͪ͊̏… ͔̞̘̘͙͙̓̈̈́̉͗ͬ̓̌ͬ͊̾̑̿̈́͝͝ͅḨ̶̶̸̲̰͉̣͍͖̳̹́ͩ… ̡̢̅̈̅ͧ̅ͪ͂̅̐̇̂ͦͤ̈́ͬ́͐̃̚͠҉̩̬̣͔͍̮͍w̵̙̹͎̳͎͍̥… ̴̵̵̡͙͔͚̹̞̙͚͕͉̱̩̮̼̓̐̋ͣ̑ͥ͊ͣ… ̨̗͇̥̱̳̭̰͕̥͔̩̻͎̜͉͔̆͛ͥ͛͆̄ͦͦ͂̃ͨ̚̚͜… ̷̷̢ͥ̒ͫ͊ͭ̂͐ͥͭ̑͘… ̵̺̭̖̲̙̬͙͙̪̝̖̼͈͍̝͈̜̦̒ͯ̀ͬ̊͋͐ͪ̚͜… ̢̡̀̿ͣ̅̋̎̊̀ͪ̐̅̈ͦͦ̃̚̚̕͏̺̞̟̞̘͍͔̯̗̪̖̘̣͍̹ͅZ̸…
	9:36am ḞởḞở (: ChukAmok, Wait. Did it go beyond the boundaries of the comment? It didn't in my browser
	🚽 9:36am DjLorraine: Talk about Jay-walking!!
	9:37am Okasa: ḞởḞở, yes, in my browser your comment spilled above and below your comment section.
	9:37am Jim the Poet: No blues no jazz no shirt no shoes no problem
	🚽 9:38am Ken From Hyde Park: No doubt, Jim!
	🚽 9:38am Krys O.: Which are worse: bass player jokes or drummer jokes?
	9:38am ?: Jarnow's ecstatic finale
	9:38am ChukAmok: ḞởḞở Yes, it did!
	🚽 9:38am HyperDose: @f0f0 New black metal band logo? @Handy Thank you for ruining hetero relationships. Now I'm non-binary as a direct result of your influence!
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: This was fantastic. I was cathecting left and freaking right.
	9:39am Your Ace From Exchange Place: Damn that sounds good!
	9:40am Dr Joe: @dday: Thanks for the clarification, but this is what Wikipedia says about membranophones: " membranophone is any musical instrument which produces sound primarily by way of a vibrating stretched membrane. It is one of the four main divisions of instruments in the original Hornbostel-Sachs scheme of musical instrument classification." and later "Water drums are also sometimes treated as a distinct category of membranophone. Common in Native American music and the music of Africa, water drums are characterized by a unique sound caused by filling the drum with some amount of water.[7]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Membranophone
	9:40am Bryant in TO: It's true! The Monkees don't play their own instruments or even sing their own songs! ...Well, this one song...this one time. Fantastic, cathartic marathon finale
	9:41am John In Bklyn: Only one Monkee left.
	9:41am ḞởḞở (: Thanks, Okasa. I might need new spectacles 'cos I can't see the smoke post in all its glory.
	9:42am Bryant in TO: As it is with Micky, so shall it be with Ringo
	9:44am abbazabba: This is awesome! I did not expect Jessie Jarnow's signing voice to sound like this
	9:44am Brendan: MFMU has it’s own Wrecking Crew , Scott, Matt, Irwin, John and many more. They could’ve had the surviving Monkees do it but whats the point.
	9:44am Jim the Poet: Amazing
	9:45am ChukAmok: What was the smoke post of 2012? Is it an anniversary year for a comment?
	9:45am Bones: that was truly incredible
	🚽 9:45am Handy Haversack: You are very welcome, HyperDose. Future is looking bright now! So great. Thanks for playing that, Ken!
	9:45am Brendan: Jessie’s voice has a nice fragile quality to it. Reminds me of Rick Danko
	9:46am Bryant in TO: Always thought this would be a good funeral song
	9:46am The Oscar: I've heard it said that people who don't know music like the Monkees, people who do know music hate the Monkees, and people who REALLY know music LOVE the Monkees.
	9:48am Androu B.: Next cover of "The Porpoise Song" should incorporate the synonymous Douglas Adams line "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
	9:48am Daybreaks Thinking Thoughts 💭: Goodbye…Goodbye…Goodbye… I mean hello!
	9:49am Therese: This is providing a nice counterpoint to the GODDAMN PILEDRIVER operating at the end of my block.
	🚽 9:49am HyperDose (Free/Form): You inspire me to be a better cat father, Handy 💚
	9:49am ḞởḞở (: ChukAmok, Is a tradition of mine to post the smoke comment here in Ken's show once every decade. This tradition started in september 2012. 'other david' was the first one that came up with the smoke analogy.
	9:49am TerrDE: Bryant, yes, especially if they drowned
	🚽 9:49am Webhamster Henry: So how come Ann Magnuson doesn't have a show on the Sheena stream or something yet?
	9:50am Stanley: Earwig-o!
	🚽 9:50am AnAnonymousParty: Conversely, people who know monkeys love music.
	🚽 9:50am PaulRobeson1922: OUT OUT OUT
	9:51am Daybreaks Thinking Thoughts 💭: Handy, How are you doing mentally after yet another Covid close contact on Monday? Has K8 exiled you to protect herself for Saturday’s event? Or was she also exposed?
	9:52am Androu B.: I'm getting Funkadelic vibes from this Edgar Broughton track.
	🚽 9:53am Handy Haversack: I'm a little blue, Daybreak, that's for sure.
	9:53am TerrDE: Attention WFMU tech. The APP on my Android 10 tablet keeps shutting off. Just fine on my Android 5 phone.
	9:54am Clermont: Reminds me of the Fugs’ exorcism of the Pentagon in the anti war march on Washington
	9:54am ḞởḞở (: Handy, Are you a Smurf ?
	🚽 9:54am PaulRobeson1922: @Daybreak @9:48: good morning baby! Hello, hello, , goodbye! Goodbye Looking back across the years Other matters disappear In the murmur I can hear Familiar voices loud and clear Hello, hello, hello, hello, goodbye! Goodbye!
	🚽 9:55am HyperDose: The percussion in today's programme is on point and appreciated, Staysh. Having a big life change today. New mattress is arriving and I get to build a bed!
	9:56am McGroovey: Not the ACCORDION? Oh, the evils of rock'n'roll.
	9:56am Num Nums: I keep 'putting hands' on my screen for healing but that only launches unwanted apps!
	🚽 9:56am Webhamster Henry: The Accordion is the Devil's Instrument!
	9:57am TerrDE: God only knows what Daddy was doing to you when no one was there
	🚽 9:57am PaulRobeson1922: What a soothing voice this preacher man has
	9:57am John In Bklyn: This sounds like the same guy sampled on Helter Stupid. "Louder and faster, louder and faster!!!"
	🚽 9:57am HyperDose: Imagine if that guy knew who Weird Al was
	🚽 9:59am -жеи: I was trying to find Jack Van Impe's "the BEAT! The BEAT!" but alas I could not locate it within that hour long sermon...
	9:59am Androu B.: @ Webhamster Henry I think Stashu heard you and probably has something to say to you about that!
	9:59am unpopularfred: I never had had the inclination to imagine, let alone the desire to see a cat on LSD, which thanks to this preacherman, I now do.
	10:00am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Hey Ken when the pandemic is over how about another meet and greet up near the mount hope area ? Like you did in Wurtsboro around 20 years ago ?
	10:01am (Murakami Whywolf))): Any preacher trying to convince people that 'Masculinity=Drinking to excess' is one step in usefulness above the general run.
	🚽 10:01am PaulRobeson1922: OUT OUT OUT OUT Demon OUT Demon OUT Demon OUT OUT OUT in the name of Belly Belly belly Love
	10:01am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Here's `The Beat bit Dr Jack Van Impe - An Important Message https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwEQslK8z7Q
	🚽 10:02am PigeonsAndRust: OUT BRITNEY OUT OUT BRITNEY OUT
	🚽 10:02am -жеи: Many thanks Master f0f0!
	10:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): Duh; I meant to write: Any preacher trying to convince people that 'Masculinity=Drinking to excess' IS STUPID is one step in usefulness above the general run.
	10:03am McGroovey: Hey, the claw machines are eating the Malibu Diner in Hoboken today. I just drove by. Oh, the humanity. Soon to new high rise apartments, undoubtedly.
	🚽 10:03am -жеи: OH NO!!!
	🚽 10:03am Webhamster Henry: Maybe there's a sitar Mac The Knife that can be the new bed music.
	🚽 10:03am HyperDose: Sleuth master f0f0 for the win! I was looking for a transcript in hopes of zeroing in on the line. At least Jack was right about Russia.
	10:04am ḞởḞở (: I'm not sure it's the same but he says "it is just the lyrics, it's the BEAT!.... It's just not the word. ,ITS THE BEAT!"
	10:05am (Murakami Whywolf))): Webhamster Henry: Those of us with faith still await the resurrection of Luca Brazzi.
	🚽 10:05am DjLorraine: I planted 6 beet seeds, coincidence?
	10:05am YETI BOB: Wow, he makes Rock and Roll sound better than it even is.
	10:05am TerrDE: Lewd and Pulsating
	10:06am McGroovey: The jungle...we know what that's code for.
	10:06am Glistener MW: ohhhhh shite! Here it comes!
	🚽 10:06am HyperDose: Wonder if he's who sent the Free Britney protesters up from the flames of hell. They march to the beat...THE BEAT!
	10:06am ḞởḞở (: First let's do rock, then we roll. Then WE DO BOTH!
	🚽 10:06am -жеи: The Malibu Diner is the home of so many illegal Hudson County deals
	🚽 10:07am AnAnonymousParty: Where can I get some of that Rock and Roll stuff? Just curious about the beat he's talking about.
	10:08am McGroovey: I want to start a Half Man Half Biscuit cover band. Maybe called .... Half Mayonnaise Half Biscotti?
	10:08am Roberto: NSD is the hit WFMU needs right now.
	10:08am Glistener MW: These past few Wednesdays may be the only occurrence in history of Half Man Half Biscuit ever being in “regular rotation”. <3
	🚽 10:08am Webhamster Henry: Van Impe ranting is on Radio Archival Oddities, a Ken marathon premium cassette from the last century.
	🚽 10:08am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Tuned in for this song...perfect way to start today IMHO.
	10:09am (((Murakami Whywolf): I'll check my old calendar: '1974-05-01: Task: Sex on the streets. Location:America' He was right—we were _planning_ it…but then half a million of us were sick that morning, and two million of us had a thing we had to get to, and we kept putting it off….
	🚽 10:09am HyperDose: 💨☕ Had it ready for ya, 🌙🌙🌙!
	10:10am ḞởḞở (: This Half Man Half Biscuit is not the same as the previous ones we heard here. This one is comprised of the second half man from last week, and the first half biscuit from two weeks ago.
	🚽 10:10am PaulRobeson1922: I heard the people all singing Like they never sung before Singing in key and strumming Everything they heard from you
	10:11am sydnius: A “man-biscuit” superposition
	10:12am ḞởḞở (: Schönen NationalSheissetag !!!
	10:12am mom: banging to the beat- one way or another. damn kids!
	10:12am (Murakami Whywolf))): Has anyone ever done any good manipulations of "Perversion for Profit", a long short warning of the dangers of pornography. It starred the great-voiced George Putnam, the inspiration for Porgie Tyrebiter's dad.
	10:13am Rich in Bristol: Thanks for the appreciation, Ken!
	🚽 10:13am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Murakami WhyWolf I know, it's impossible to keep up. Between the Jewish Hidden Agenda and the Feminist Agenda, I am BOOKED. AND my brother and his husband also have to catch up on the Insidious Gay Agenda! And all the Zoom meetings during lockdown were a pain to coordinate also.
	10:13am YETI BOB: ½\|man> + ½\|biscuit>
	10:14am YETI BOB: sydnius: that's fantastic, never thought of it that way before. Ken: Volker Kriegel
	10:14am Glistener MW: @FoFo: 😂😂😂 I shudder to think of what ghastly/ungodly combinations of fractions of men and fractions of biscuits the future holds!
	10:14am UWS Joe: Good morning Ken, staff and listeners! Have a happy hump day
	10:14am sydnius: Complex conjugates. Radical 2.
	10:14am prof.fuzz: no one has ever clearly articulated which half of the man and the biscuit we're getting. it's like the mermaid thing: top-woman + bottom-fish OR top-fish + bottom-woman inquiring minds want to know. also, i'd pay to see a dizney remake called "the little wormaid" (half-woman half-worm).
	10:14am Rich in Bristol: Half Man Half Biscuit have a lyric for my hometown: "The Y is for Yate / The kind of town referees come from"
	🚽 10:15am Rich in Washington: 1/2M1/2B are brilliant
	10:15am The Oscar: Didn't Negativland use it as well? I want to say either on "U2" or "Helter Stupid?"
	10:15am Jon: Dave Picke Set Mathar: Electric Guitar [Amplif.], Acoustic Guitar [Unamplif.], Sitar – Volker Kriegel
	10:16am Bill: Everyone talks about Bez but no one remembers Cressa, the analogous early member of the Stone Roses
	10:16am Num Nums: We can expect to be forced from rubber biscuits to digital biscuits which will buzz-kill the bounce.
	10:17am Stanley: English pronunciation alert Broughton pronounced 'Braw-ton'
	10:18am ḞởḞở (: Glistener MW, You are saying that like you haven't heard ⅙ Man ⅚ Biscuit
	10:18am YETI BOB: sydnius: I was just wondering if the normalization was right there! Thanks. (I get the square roots but why are complex conjugates needed? Just for extra fun?)
	🚽 10:18am Will the Sound Guy: FYI 90.1 is intermittently dropping Left or Right... It did drop altogether for 5 seconds...
	10:18am (Murakami Whywolf))): Did Ann Magnuson and Kramer ever reconcile?
	10:18am queems: i waded back unwillingly and i didn’t care for it
	10:19am YETI BOB: sydnius: and are we implicitly assuming that the \|man> and \|biscuit> states are orthogonal?
	🚽 10:19am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @-жеи: it's spelled "Scheisse."
	10:19am deleted: dont say scheisse here, you will be deleted
	🚽 10:19am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Hyperdose thank you! Could use both about now
	🚽 10:19am HyperDose: @Will He's twisting the dusty pan pot like a weirdo!
	10:20am YETI BOB: Threemoons: Or Scheiße
	🚽 10:20am PaulRobeson1922: I’m a fan… but not of Prog Rock Comedy
	🚽 10:20am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @YetiBob Yeah, I know, couldn't be arsed to pull up my foreign language emoji menu...
	10:21am Sam: Frisian
	10:21am The Oscar: Will we hear Christopher Guest's "Art Rock Suite" off National Lampoon's Goodbye Pop album? Easily the best prog rock comedy I've ever heard.
	10:21am Sam: No, it's part of the Netherlands
	10:21am Glistener MW: which of the thirteen Puppet Master films was “Master of Puppets” originally written-for?? I can never remember. Performed by “The Charles Band” or something like that.
	10:21am Jon: @-жеи Dave Pike Set Mathar: Electric Guitar [Amplif.], Acoustic Guitar [Unamplif.], Sitar – Volker Kriegel
	10:22am Sam: I always thought Dutch sounds like German with a Scottish accent
	10:23am Sam: When I was in Amsterdam I watched one of the local channels from northern Holland and there was a drama in Frisian on! With Dutch subtitles on the screen. I was able to get the gist of it at times.
	10:23am Moses: Peace De Resistance please!
	10:24am ḞởḞở (: Jon, Yes. German Volker Kriegel is the Sitar player in that track. How anyone would forget his name, Ken!?
	10:24am janimpala: hey Ken - that language is called "Friesian". My family is from one of those North Sea islands a few Km from the Danish border. My relatives spoke it, along with low German (Plattedeutsche). So few people still speak it now, that there's government funded school lessons to teach it.
	10:24am Gerry from Miami: STAYSH, I do believe Fruaian was part of a "Jeopardy!" question last week.
	10:25am Hörer Christoph: Friesland is in the north west of Germany, west of Hamburg. The rest of Germany shares "Ostfriesenwitze" , jokes about the East Frisians, that are supposedly particularly dumb.
	10:25am Sam: Oh, isn't there a Dutch part too? Around Leeuwarden and Gronigen.
	10:26am (Murakami Whywolf))): YETI BOB: I kind-of assumed that they were locally orthonormal, but I was worried about semiclassical corrections' messing that up…I might have to remember my de Sitter graviton propagator stuff now (easier to calculate in a maximally symmetric manifold)….
	10:26am janimpala: and yes, my elders spoke like the old Katzenjammer Kids comix characters.
	10:26am sydnius: Ich finde dieser nicht so gut für die NBQ
	10:26am Gerry from Miami: Sorry, mistyped "FRISIAN."
	10:27am Sam: My maternal grandparents spoke only oompa-loompa.
	10:27am sydnius: Also, YETI, yes they are eigenvectors
	10:28am Hörer Christoph: Indeed, it's the only part of Germany where they drink tea. And they have very different names, street names, surnames, everything. Interesting the English language connection. I had no idea.
	10:28am Daybreaks Thinking Thoughts 💭: Sorry so missed it been working/grading, but thanks @PaulRobeson1928 for the kind mention if you are still out there baby!
	10:28am ḞởḞở (: Scheisse in low German is spelled ˢᶜʰᵉᶦˢˢᵉ
	10:28am sydnius: The real problem is that planck has nothing to say about middle-sized objects.
	10:28am (((Murakami Whywolf): janimpala: I'm sure surprise at your childhood antics really brought out the accent, as well as making large exclamation points fly from their heads, and even knocking them over backward.
	🚽 10:29am -жеи: This is Frisian right here baby! SING IT ZEA!!!!
	10:29am janimpala: my dad's mom's accent was further mangled by learning English in the Bronx.
	🚽 10:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Enjoy the rabbithole... en.wikipedia.org...
	10:29am janimpala: Yes, in fact that is what happened Whywolf!
	10:30am Num Nums: haha, he said, "testiculator" (I think)
	🚽 10:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @janimpala: Fascinating; IIRC some parts of Frisia are called "little England" in some other parts of Germany....
	🚽 10:31am -жеи: Wait till you hear him say "dwaan as wy gjin..."!! He singing of the pain of being Frisian
	10:32am dday: @Dr. Joe: I see. I only knew what I said from a discussion I had with a drummer friend about drumming underwater & the topic of water drums came up. He mentioned membranohone, so I deferred to the pro :)
	10:33am Num Nums: I can feel his pain DJ Ken, last night was really Frisan here after a nice warm day yesterday
	10:35am ḞởḞở (: Rowwen Hèze has a song called Droemvlucht sung in both Frisian and North Limburgish. the frisian bit is sung by legendary Fado Frisian singer Nynke Laverman.
	10:36am dday: McGroovey: How many quarters do you need to work the claw machine?
	10:36am fred: Is Zea the current singer of The Ex?
	10:37am ḞởḞở (: Finally, lyrics we can all relate to.
	10:37am ḞởḞở (: Zea is the current singer of The Z
	10:39am ?: Friesland is in Holland too.
	🚽 10:39am -жеи: @fred, I think so, but I'm not positive
	🚽 10:39am -жеи: Yes, Friesland was subsumed by Holland and Germany
	10:40am dday: There's a quarter of a man in the market With a quarter of a car so its easy to park it He gets to the counter he saves what he can But he only saves a quarter he's a quarter of a man
	10:40am (((Murakami Whywolf): sydnius: Not Planck as such, but I recall QM-based estimates for how long an unsharpened pencil could stand on-end on a oerfectly flat table…. Teller, with all his faults, was brilliant: on a train, in about three minutes, he calculated (from the fine-structure constant and the gravitational acceleration at sea level) the maximal height of a mountain on Earth being around 30,000 feet.
	10:41am ?: Where you moving to Ken ?
	10:41am ḞởḞở (: Also known as Half Tracyann Half Danny
	10:42am Ryansterlingvirtue: 1/8 of camera obscura
	🚽 10:42am -жеи: @f0f0 that really is a much better name for them. It gets to the heart of the matter: ownership rights
	10:43am ḞởḞở (: Ryansterlingvirtue, 1/8 Camera Oscura 1/1 Crybaby
	🚽 10:44am PaulRobeson1922: @Daybreak <3 l heard you singing Like one last song in the middle of the night
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: Internet at work went out again. Now the world will never see my clever retort to ḞởḞở!
	10:45am Num Nums: Wow, just recovered from being sucked into a Frisian rabbit hole on Wikipedia.
	🚽 10:45am HyperDose: Heading home, Handy?
	10:45am ḞởḞở (: Shame, Handy! Was it related to the smurf comment? When I said that I was drunk. Sorry.
	10:46am Ryansterlingvirtue: yessssss
	🚽 10:47am Handy Haversack: It was, ḞởḞở!
	10:47am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: thanks for the QM refresher
	10:47am will from croton: luvin the show
	🚽 10:48am Handy Haversack: This LP arrived yesterday.
	🚽 10:48am Krys O.: Elisha Cook Jr. was excellent as the hophead drummer in Phantom Lady.
	10:49am ḞởḞở (: Ken, you evil man. You just made me google to check Melenas' song 'Donde Estas Los Banos? ' It so glaringly obvious it doesn't exist! Why I felt for that!
	🚽 10:50am HyperDose: Dias Raros will forever be my favorite Melenas release because of En Madrid
	🚽 10:50am David (in London): Belated greetings Staysh and assembled lunatics.
	10:51am uppercase character: Where are you the bathrooms?
	🚽 10:52am HyperDose: Because she wouldn't dare stop by the WFMU second Saturday sidewalk sale and ask where the bathroom was.
	10:52am ḞởḞở (: Welcome to the lunatic asylum, David!
	10:53am Num Nums: knowing where los banos are at a Phish concert won't do you any good, you'll still have to pee in public (due to rock and roll-and satan) because the lines too long.
	10:53am sydnius: YETI: I wish I was better at it, but it's been a lifelong osbession, purely amateur
	10:53am Num Nums: Fresian mi colan. Classic
	10:55am ḞởḞở (: Num Nums, That reminds me of the Rush concerts' phenomena https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_womens_bathroom_at_last_nights_rush_concert_
	10:55am sydnius: I look at t'Hooft and shudder at what a different TYPE he is. Qué Sera.
	10:55am ¥€₮Í ßØß: The Ex have a new singer? I thought Arnold de Boer took over for G.W. Sok.
	10:56am Brendan: Back from meeting, did I miss any Prog?
	10:57am ¥€₮Í ßØß: aha, "Arnold de Boer is also playing under the monicker Zea and is part of Dutch band The Ex."
	10:57am Blix: Coincidence...I just watched the Phantom Lady last night where those Elisha Cook gifs come from.
	🚽 10:57am HyperDose: Will WFMU be doing a benefit for prog rock to spread prog rock awareness?
	10:58am G: Prog Rock Hate! Lowhanging fruit since 1975.
	10:58am Num Nums: Yeah, FoFo, at the Phish show in Upstate NY IIRC the chicks shamed the guys for taking up space in the line and were told to pee on the fence nearby like the polite gents. Eventually the gals just hiked thier summer dresses and squatted in place. I was on 'srooms and it took me a while to understand my social fax paus.
	10:59am sydnius: I can hear the Jon Anderson plea on MeTV
	10:59am Alvy Singer: What month and day do Prog Rock fans hate? 4/4
	11:00am Brendan: Fofo, it’s true. I used a ladies room at a Nissan Pavilion Rush show. Completely empty at the moment.
	🚽 11:00am -жеи: @G, I am a Prog Rock Lover, I have played more than you can shake a soggy stick at. I am also a lover of Prog Rock Comedy, as are the masses. Sorry you are so lonely out there on the ice all by your lonesome
	11:00am G: @Alvy: They love 5/4, 7/8, and 9/8 though
	11:00am James Douglas: I hope the prog rock jokes do not include any references to Keith Emerson's death and Brain Salad Surgery.
	11:01am sydnius: Emerson, Lake and Palmer supported me in my civil case
	11:01am dday: 9/8...the ultra-fun to dance to beat
	11:01am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: I studied QFT and read some of t'Hooft's papers, 30+ years ago. I wrote a thesis on gauge theory & topology. I wandered away from such things to do more applied math/computational physics, which involves a lot of fluid and thermodynamics, but I never use the quantum stuff. PV=NRT, baby.
	🚽 11:02am David (in London): Station Manager Ken, how do you avoid setting off the Prog Detector (programmes passim)? Do you disable it beforehand with your special Station Manager skeleton keys?
	11:02am G: @-жеи: I'm in New Mexico. There's snow on the grass above 7000 feet elevation. Mostly no ice anywhere.
	🚽 11:02am PaulRobeson1922: Ah April. It’s national poetry month in America. Fitting because in our society there is no place for a poet
	11:02am Alvy Singer: How many prog bands does it take to screw in a light bulb?" One, but it takes them 20 minutes to do it! If its on stage, make that 30 minutes so everyone can solo.
	11:02am sydnius: Ahh, bulk system statistics. get that pesky i out of here.
	11:03am sydnius: oh no, phonons <dies>
	11:03am chresti: Hi Ken and Programme Participants!
	🚽 11:03am -жеи: @David in London, yes, I can control the prog alarm with an app on my phone
	🚽 11:03am Handy Haversack: Jim Price has set up such powerful Tull vibrationary resonances that the Prog Detector can't even tell if it's air keyboards or Grendel at this point. Taking down the system from within!
	🚽 11:04am David (in London): Chrestikins!
	11:05am Brendan: Its a trick question. Prog bands have lighting directors. Oh. And “lasers”…
	🚽 11:07am Will the Sound Guy: I have set the controls for the heart of the Prog!!!
	11:08am solo mon: I find prog rock Amon düll too.
	11:08am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: hahaha. actually i'm glad i got out of the field, high-energy/particle physics seems like the coolest thing but the field is not doing so well right now, people waiting for some kind of breakthrough since the 80s, the swampland of string theory, etc. still fascinating of course but maybe more fun to be an amateur than a pro.
	11:09am sydnius: The W mass anomaly sure is exciting!
	🚽 11:09am -жеи: Watch me on little cat feet sneaking my way towards Prog while nobody notices...
	11:09am Erik: Just in case anyone was wondering whether WFMU is hip to "alt-right psychedelia"....
	11:10am Num Nums: Fine form today DJ Ken.
	11:10am Alvy Singer: Why is YES a woman's favorite prog band while having sex? Because you'll never hear her scream out "Genesis, Genesis, Genesis!
	11:10am Brendan: WFMU - more prog than you can shake a stick at.
	11:10am ḞởḞở (: YETI BOB, You wrote a thesis on gauge theory & topology? Do you approve of Yes' Tales from Topographic Oceans?
	11:10am TerrDE: ELP tour between 1 and Tarkus, Dario Palace Theater, Providence RI. First song everyone stood up. Second song, everyone stood on their seat. Third song, everyone stood on the arm rests w their hands on their neighbors shoulders so no one would fall and remained there for 2 hours...I still don't know why Lester Bangs could not appreciate the energy
	🚽 11:11am HyperDose: The visual of Ken crawling across the floor is almost as disturbing as this: i.pinimg.com...
	11:11am ¥€₮Í ßØß: ḞởḞở: Topography is not topology. So I say "No" to Yes.
	11:11am Dean: Station Manager Carl Sandburg?
	11:12am sydnius: I'm a side 1 & 2 TfTO meself. 3 & 4 leave me a little flat.
	🚽 11:12am Handy Haversack: Somebody say it!!!
	11:12am PKNY: VVVOOOOOOIIIIIIVVVVVVOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
	🚽 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Voivod! !! !!!
	11:12am Andrew Waterloo: VVVVVVOOOOIIIIIVOOoooDDDDD!!!!!!
	11:13am PKNY: HHHAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKKKVVVVVVOOOOOOOOIIIIVVVVOOOOODDDDDDWWWWIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD!!!!
	11:13am neil quarantino: My first rock concert was pre-Tarkus ELP at Upsala College
	11:13am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: Tommaso Dorigo is worth reading on the W anomaly (he's a bit skeptical) www.science20.com...
	11:13am sydnius: But homology tells us that all 3d is 2d Reimann
	11:13am Sam: They just don't have that Shatner charsima
	11:13am Alvy Singer: What do you call a 100 copies of ELP's Brain Salad Surgery in a dust bin? A good start.
	🚽 11:13am David (in London): HyperDose, well thanks a lot man, that's my mental tranquillity absolutely ruined.
	11:13am G: I searched the archives for prog band names awhile back. Some bands get played a fair amount, some (e.g., Italian bands etc.) not that much -- say7-10 times in 20 years. Just sayin! 😇
	🚽 11:14am Handy Haversack: Well done, team!
	11:14am Photoline: Loud enough to burst your air drums
	11:14am chresti: Davidkins!
	11:14am ¥€₮Í ßØß: David (in London) - hello old friend. "Half Man Half Biscuit" triggered a conversation about quantum mechanics and I got so absorbed in that I forgot to say hello.
	11:14am Listener John from NJ: hey, i've got a silver machine too!
	11:15am chresti: Olo solo mon@11:08
	11:15am Alvy Singer: What kind of music does Bernie Sanders listen to? Progressive Rock
	11:15am Rev. Barky Dildo: The vocals are slightly imitating Lemmy, which is perfect.
	11:15am ?: Where you moved to Ken ?
	11:15am Num Nums: Keith Emerson managed to play a grand piano upside down (he and the piano both upsides down). Therefore, I expect to Robert Randolph to play Voodoo Chile on steel guitar behind his back or at least with his teeth.
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Don't worry Yeti Bob, I experienced your spooky action at a distance nonetheless.
	11:15am G: Regressive Rock just don't get no respect.
	11:16am ḞởḞở (: On behalf of Cheri Pi: VOIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
	11:16am Chris: Is Cheri Pi still around?
	11:16am Sam: I'm guessing Bernie Sanders also loves New Orleans ragtime
	🚽 11:16am HyperDose: Tranquility, mental stability...these are all just words, David 🤠 @Reverend Canine Sex Toy - First thing I heard too. Long live Lemmy \m/
	🚽 11:16am David (in London): I've got a silver machine, too, and it's an old hand-operated can opener. Frankly I don't think it's exciting enough to write a song about.
	11:17am TroyD8: Thanks for the Floyd!
	11:17am sydnius: @Ken: How did you find my ringtone?
	11:17am Brendan: I smoked some ‘Lumbian Gold w/ Jack Van Impe at a Bruford concert. Say what you want about that man but he loved kittens and prog.
	11:17am chresti: All the more reason you should, Davidkins.
	11:18am Num Nums: Yeti Bob, nothing less would be expected and BTW your hair is a mess!
	11:18am Hubig Pie: If you listen to The Melvins Interstellar Overdrive with earbuds, you just might get the vertigo
	🚽 11:18am Ken From Hyde Park: I think I've seen Cheri Pi visit Sheila's chat on Fridays.
	11:18am Listener John from NJ: is this still voivod?
	11:18am Alvy Singer: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to progressive rock? It saves time.
	11:18am Photoline: That Voivod outro was a bit "Spirit of Radio" (Rush) mixed with "Sandy Allen" (Split Enz)
	11:18am ḞởḞở (: Oh, YETI BOB! Your topology just broke my lonely heart (much better than a broken heart though)
	🚽 11:19am PaulRobeson1922: Are The Byrds Prog?
	🚽 11:19am David (in London): ḞởḞở ( - I hate to think of you as the owner of a lonely heart. Chrestikins - Well, side two of the next DAONA release will be a 20-minute epic about my can opener , then. Dedicated to you...
	11:20am Photoline: We are all Proglodytes
	11:20am Sam: I like Prague rock, but I prefer the rock of Gibraltar.
	🚽 11:20am HyperDose: Sounds like he's shuffling through his 8-tracks
	🚽 11:21am Rich in Washington: Speaking of prog (etc), Klaus Schulze has unplugged his last patch cord.
	11:21am Dean: Wakeman was not a founding member of Yes.
	11:21am Brendan: This is great
	11:22am Bo: So straight he’s a weirdo
	11:22am MD: Yes! You should only play Prog. Rock composed in Prague! RIGHT???? I CHALLENGE YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU! XO…
	11:22am G: Rick has been a card for decades
	11:23am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Nutter
	11:23am Dean: He's channeling Youngman.
	11:23am Sam: He stole that joke from Bill Cosby
	🚽 11:23am Rich in Washington: love the story of Wakeman eating Indian food under his synth setup in concert
	🚽 11:23am Handy Haversack: Stay classy, Rick.
	11:23am Num Nums: ouuuuuh Wakeman delivers on the Prog joke!
	11:23am ḞởḞở (: Wait..Pause it, Ken! Let me put my Rick Wakeman costume set while I listen to this!
	11:23am Alvy Singer: What is the difference between a Pink Floyd gig and a Camel gig ? A : In a Pink Floyd gig, the entire audience knows every musician's name, whereas in a Camel gig, the entire audience knows the name of every member of the audience.
	11:24am Brendan: Ken the other great R&RHOF speech is Alex Lifeson’s 5 minute bla bla bla speech
	11:24am Chris Hiatt: His King Arthur album is my most interesting 25 cent vinyl purchase.
	11:24am G: @Rich: Rick was no fan of the Howe/Anderson Topographic project. Was way bored on tour. A lot of the keyboards on side 4 are White.
	11:24am josh in the uk: Didn't know they held the rock 'n' roll hall of fame ceremony at Butlins
	11:25am Little Danny: This is amazing
	🚽 11:25am Rich in Washington: Good god, that's effing hilarious!
	🚽 11:25am David (in London): Carry On Up the Prog.
	11:25am TroyD8: Klaus Schulze = legend
	11:25am Hughie Considine: I feel completely inducted ... if you know what I mean.
	11:26am Roberto: Rick Wakeman nails Prog Rock comedy!
	11:26am ḞởḞở (: I'm ready! I'm now fully dressed in my cape, my long straight gold hair wig, and minimoog.
	🚽 11:26am PaulRobeson1922: Amazing
	11:26am gauche knee: That was fan f’ing tastic!
	11:26am Num Nums: @Sam, that is hilarious, took me a few minutes to get that joke, that WAS a joke, right?
	11:26am Dean: Do I remember correctly that Wakeman failed to recognize Bruford on stage?
	11:26am ?: wakeman killing it
	🚽 11:26am David (in London): FoFo - Is it dress-down Wednesday for you then?
	🚽 11:26am HyperDose: You can say that again, Little Danny and Paul Robeson! AMAZING
	🚽 11:28am PaulRobeson1922: WFMU you know
	11:29am sydnius: 😍 blippy prog am best prog
	11:29am TerrDE: first prog rock tune, Nightmare by Artie Shaw. Sounds like King Crimson backing Jeff Beck playing a guitar line written by Jimmy Page
	11:31am ḞởḞở (: PROG ALERT ! PROG ALERT! Quick, engage the Korg Trident and fire up the Roland JD-800!
	11:32am Dean: Earlier than Shaw, Jean-Féry Rebel, Les Elemens, which opens with Le Cahos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnlaCenlNHk
	11:32am ḞởḞở (: David, Every prog day is dress-down day for me...Wait...can you hear that?!
	11:33am ḞởḞở (: IT'S SCHLAMMPEITZIGER!
	11:33am Little Danny: hyper ❤️️
	🚽 11:33am PaulRobeson1922: WFMYouKnow
	🚽 11:34am HyperDose: By way of Germany, it's PROGOSAURUS REX! 🦕
	11:34am ḞởḞở (: By the way, Schlammpeitziger is pronounced... Schlammpeitziger. Yes. Just as it is written. I know that because I did a German introductory course in 1998. So trust me on this one!
	11:35am Hughie Considine: I thought the "h" was silent like the 'P' in bed
	11:37am TerrDE: thanks Dean, I ll 'tube it after the show. 6 hours per day is my FMU limit except on 2 Joes in a Row day.
	🚽 11:39am Rich in Washington: My fave Klaus Schulze album is 1977's Body Love, or Klaus Does A Porno, as I like to call it.
	🚽 11:39am -жеи: I need another Prog Rock Comedy segment for next week, if anybody has any ideas....
	11:39am chresti: LURCH 💙
	11:40am dday: YOU RANG!
	11:41am ḞởḞở (: Ken, "The Brian Pern documentaries are a British comedy spoof-documentary series about a fictional ageing rock star, Brian Pern, the former frontman of the 1970s progressive rock group Thotch." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Pern
	🚽 11:43am -жеи: Thanks f0f0 - does The Mighty Boosh have any prog materielle?
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: Ken, just bring on Fabio and Clay and have them discuss prog.
	11:44am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Tribute to Prog Rock - Bill Bailey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKY0fZZ0cc4
	🚽 11:44am HyperDose: Yeah Brian Pern is aces. Haven't gotten around to watching Mighty Boosh yet.
	11:44am ḞởḞở (: Consider Frank zappa too. Ultimate prog rock joke.
	🚽 11:44am Will the Sound Guy: I agree with Handy, record a 3 hour conversation with Clay and Fabio .... Plenty of material will be created 🔥
	🚽 11:45am David (in London): Ken, generally the Boosh leans more towards glam (Vince) and jazz (Howard) than prog per se.
	11:45am judy from croton: Gee I like this song very much
	11:46am judy from croton: Perfect groove
	🚽 11:46am HyperDose: We all know that just winds up being Clay roasting Fabio's wardrobe choices for three hours. Not saying that isn't my favorite yearly show...but it is.
	11:47am Gerry from Miami: Is it just me or is Spiritualized incorporating a bit of J.J.Cale's "Call Me the Breeze" into that "Run" track? Many have recorded the song straight up-- Skynyrd, Johnny Cash et al.
	11:47am nathan: @david jazz-FUNK
	11:48am ḞởḞở (: Prog rock comedy? Perhaps that Robert Wyatt song with Ivor Cutler
	🚽 11:48am Rich in Washington: Well, there's always National Lampoon's Art Rock Suite.
	11:48am Num Nums: Thanks Ken, I need to run to the pee jar, the car is getting hot and the laptop battery isn't going to last until noon. Thanks everyone.
	🚽 11:49am HyperDose: Sote is German by way of Tehran
	🚽 11:49am David (in London): Nathan, ha ha, yes. Howard gets thumb-envy of the hitch hiker, doesn't he?
	11:49am ChukAmok: Moon related: Animal!: c.tenor.com...
	11:51am PMD: Maplewood! Say hi to my house!
	11:51am blee: Get to the dispensary at 4:20, it's not that hard, Ken.
	11:52am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Genesis being inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame to Hall of Fame by Robin Williams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Uhhiqf7MA
	11:52am iiibeat: On The Rapture First dream: Disembodied head of Christ appears in the sky. Myself and friend, "Noooooooooo!". Second dream: Headless body bursts through balcony door, wobbly ambulating. Myself and same friend, "Noooooooo!". Imps
	11:52am W Trenton Vinny: Go Maplewood! Birthplace of Ultimate Frisbee…
	11:53am Feldy: No Eagles please
	🚽 11:53am HyperDose: If only Bayonne had a dispensary with on-site cultivation (I'd be running it)
	11:53am ḞởḞở (: Ken "Tenacious D's [...] The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage", is pretty much a prog parody, including flute solo"
	11:53am PMD: Go to Roman Gormet while you are there.
	11:54am Carmichael: Good morning, Kenneth. It's been a tough day; could you just turn off the goddamn Eagles?!
	11:54am iiibeat: Put Genesis P Orridge into The Hall of Fame.
	🚽 11:54am HyperDose: I miss those Roman Gourmet subs. Grilled chicken with basil pesto was my jam.
	11:54am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Comedian MST3k takes several digs at prog rock (including Rick Wakeman) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46nS8HdWVsg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Akw_7yWxw
	11:55am Dean: A friend recommends Waters and Geesin's "Our Song" from Music From the Body, scatological prog rock humor: https://www.thetoptens.com/songs-featuring-fart-sounds/
	🚽 11:55am Handy Haversack: Must ... dance ... to ... forget ... !
	11:56am dday: this is making me sleeeepy
	🚽 11:56am David (in London): Carefully Handy, or I may stab you with my steely knife.
	11:56am Dean: Here's the full track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGe8iK0jvE
	🚽 11:56am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks for another amazing show! Gotta finally make coffee now that I am no longer naked.
	11:56am timinoak: Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:56am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken! Forms were freed!
	11:56am TerrDE: fun fact: Native Sussex County Delawarians pronounce it Egg L s
	11:56am Giselle: I had to go find that show after hearing that.. Mummy or Ambulance!
	11:57am iiibeat: Mummy!
	11:57am Androu B.: Thanx so much, жомяаде -жеи! A pleasant rest of the day to all the Free Eagles here and abroad! Hasta la proxima, ḞởḞở y Handy!
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): Thanks Station Manager Ken.
	11:57am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	11:57am TroyD8: Body love & Timewind are my favorite Klaus Schulze albums
	🚽 11:57am PaulRobeson1922: Thanks Ken!
	11:57am radioronan: Thanks Ken!
	11:57am TerrDE: thanks Ken
	11:57am Dean: More prog rock humor: Cosmic Jokers
	🚽 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks for today's 'narchy!
	11:58am iiibeat: Crucify and mummify. Fry, fry, fry!
	11:58am Brendan: Ken!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: Thank you for bringing the prog and a little sunshine into our Wednesday mornings, Ken! 🎸🌤️
	11:58am ParUbi: Just joined! Miss anything?
	11:58am ḞởḞở (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great music, gifs and comments! Till next episode, people. And remember: loosen up and get an ambulance and/or mommy!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: P.S. Can someone in Maplewood pick me up a zip of Blueberry? Thanks!
	11:59am Roberto: I vote for Aaron from MPLS to fill in next week.
	11:59am Brendan: Ken find me!
	11:59am TroyD8: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am FriendlyPie: Class dismissed! Everybody go home except for HyperDose. Please stay after class. I'm Professor Friendly Pie and today I'll teach you an important lesson. Please have a seat in that dark room.
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Happy to wait in the crawlspace for Aaron's fill-in next week!
	12:02pm FriendlyPie: Let me just put you this straitjacket so you won't be able to move so you can fully immerse yourself in our educational experiment
	12:03pm FriendlyPie: Wait. Where are you? Can't see anything in this dark room. EGG!! Turn on the lights!
	🚽 12:04pm HyperDose: Because WFMU is educational. I remember writing a letter to "The Man" about that!
	12:06pm FriendlyPie: Egg? Talking Tofu? Talking Pepper? Where are you guys?! DOn't leave me alone in the dark with the HyperDose!
	🚽 12:07pm HyperDose: Oops, was that door supposed to be open? 💨🚪 Looks like I'll have some company while I wait here for next week's show! Who's ready for a round of go fish?
	12:09pm Narrator: And once again our HyperDose hero narrowly escapes a certain death!
	🚽 12:10pm HyperDose: Just hope I don't start feeling peckish...for Pie's sake
	12:11pm Narrator: Somebody call an ambulance and mummy for FriendlyPie!
	12:11pm FriendlyPie: Shut up, Narrator. Just shut up.
	6:00am nougatlad: I only caught the last half hour but I give it a 95/100, solid A :)

Ken: Playlist from April 27, 2022

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April 27, 2022: No Drummer Jokes

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Drummy McDrummerface	Freebird (Isolated Drums, backed with "Annoying Things Drummers Deal With)			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Jack Van Impe	Various Radio Broadcasts			0:09:50 (Pop-up)
MC5	Ramblin' Rose "Ramblin' Rose" by "MC5"	Live 1970		0:14:26 (Pop-up)
Uakti	Ravel's Bolero "Ravel's Bolero" by "Uakti"			0:17:45 (Pop-up)

The Megatallica Sisters	Master of the Neutron Dance of Destruction			0:29:24 (Pop-up)
Savak	No Blues No Jazz "No Blues No Jazz" by "Savak"	Human Error / Human Delight	*	0:34:09 (Pop-up)
Jesse Jarnow w/ the Hoof & Mouth Sinfonia	Listen To The Band (Monkees Cover)	WFMU Marathon 2022 Finale		0:37:35 (Pop-up)
Bongwater (with Ann Magnuson)	The Porpoise Song			0:45:06 (Pop-up)
Edgar Broughton Band	Out Demons Out (2001 Remaster)			0:49:38 (Pop-up)
Black Grape	In The Name Of The Father			0:57:32 (Pop-up)
The Dave Pike Set	Mathar "Mathar" by "The Dave Pike Set"			1:01:06 (Pop-up)
Half Man Half Biscuit	National Sheisse Day			1:05:39 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Rockabye Baby Ensemble	Toxic and Other Family Favorites			1:11:42 (Pop-up)
Carambolage	Rampenlicht / City Grossmarkt	Self Titled		1:22:18 (Pop-up)
Zea	Fuort / Wat Moatte Wy Dwaan As Wy Gjin Jild Hawwe	Witst Noch Dat D'r Neat Wie (Remember There Was Nothing)	*	1:27:23 (Pop-up)
Tracyann & Danny	2006 "2006" by "Tracyann & Danny"			1:36:02 (Pop-up)
Superchunk	This Night f. Tracyann Campbell	Wild Loneliness	*	1:41:40 (Pop-up)
Melenas	Donde Estas Los Banos? "Donde Estas Los Banos?" by "Melenas"	Self Titled		1:46:21 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Moon Duo	No Fun "No Fun" by "Moon Duo"			1:49:35 (Pop-up)
Der Blutharsch and the Infinite Church of the Leading Hand	Wish I Weren't Here	Dream Your Life Away	*	2:05:02 (Pop-up)
Voivod	Silver Machine "Silver Machine" by "Voivod"			2:11:30 (Pop-up)
Pink Floyd	Interstellar Overdrive with Rick Wakeman Acceptance Speech			2:19:05 (Pop-up)
Sote	I'm Trying But I Can't Reach You Father	Majestic Noise Made In Beautiful Rotten Iran	*	2:27:44 (Pop-up)
Schlammpeitziger	Gorschio's Glimmergoo			2:32:37 (Pop-up)
Spiritualized	Run "Run" by "Spiritualized"			2:37:29 (Pop-up)
m.b.v.	New You "New You" by "m.b.v."			2:41:08 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	7:30am ḞởḞở (: Happy National Scheisse Day!
	🚽 7:32am -жеи: Is it National Scheisse Day again already?!
	🚽 8:29am -жеи: I need a trope badly, and it turns out that National Scheisse Tag is not until next Wednesday.
	🚽 8:36am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning! How about "people eating things"?
	🚽 8:43am -жеи: KFHP cant believe I havent done that! Ive done chewing and smelling and tasting but not eating
	🚽 8:56am Handy Haversack: Morning, Ken, Ken, ḞởḞở and all the Freed Forms here in-gathering!
	🚽 8:56am Krys O.: Hullooo! Chew your human well before swallowing.
	8:59am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, ḞởḞở, KFHP, Handy, Krys O.!
	🚽 9:00am HyperDose: Good morning, mister Freedman! 🍳🥧 Hi Freeform friends! 😃
	9:01am TerrDE: please rise for the national anthem
	🚽 9:01am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, Androu B.!
	9:01am ḞởḞở (: Hi, Friends of Egg & Ken!
	9:01am Num Nums: Good Morning DJ Station Manager Ken sniffsniff* smells like Clorox in here, or is that what legal weed smells like?…I wouldn’t know… never have smoked legal dope.
	9:01am cory: morning all
	9:01am Brendan: Free Drumstick
	9:02am Num Nums: Waterpark theme?
	9:02am ḞởḞở (: Another bird you can't change is the Emu.
	9:02am PKNY: Surprisingly funky drum track on "Freebird"!
	🚽 9:02am Webhamster Henry: This makes for a tolerable FreeBird.
	9:02am Erin in TO: I'm as free as a bird now
	9:02am RB: Was just saying to my sweet wife Nyiri, wouldn’t it be swell if Ken opens the show with an obscure version of Freebird …… and then it happened . Can’t be just a coincidence …. No way
	🚽 9:02am Will the Sound Guy: Good morning Ken and all!!! Staysh!!! 🤘🏻🤘🏻☠️☠️☠️
	9:03am timinoak: Fibrillation
	9:03am queems: good morning station manager ken & all
	🚽 9:04am HyperDose: I'd sell a kidney to be able to play drums again
	9:04am JeremyB: Good Morning!
	9:04am Fredericks: Is it possible that Freebird is less than the sum of its parts?
	🚽 9:05am Handy Haversack: I can get you a cheap kidney to sell at enough of a markup to get those drums, HyperDose!
	9:06am dday: @Ken: It's NATIONAL HELP A HORSE DAY...or is it national help the whores day? Where's my glasses ???
	9:06am Androu B.: If the theme is Going to be eating, it might as well be breakfast related...or at least be of a "vore fetish" nature. GM, HperDose, TerrDE,Brendan, PKNY, Henry, Erin, RB, Will, Num Nums, timinoak queems, & the rest of the Freebirds here and abroad!
	9:06am melinda: hi folks
	9:06am bradford: man that registered sex offender can play!
	🚽 9:07am Ken From Hyde Park: Remember to give the drummer some. 🪘
	9:07am TerrDE: hey Androu
	9:07am Cal in Dothan: If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
	9:08am Num Nums: @Cal I don't know anything about horses, I am a fisherman, I bait the hooks. I am a master baiter.
	9:08am McGroovey: It's so amazing to hear the creative process at work, as the artists we know and love create the great works of art we admire.
	🚽 9:08am Will the Sound Guy: It's back on n
	🚽 9:09am DjLorraine: Gmorning. I admit when TOPT played Downed by Cheap Trick i realized i was singing “Oo wee oo, it's not the first time" instead of “over you, it's not the first time“. Hehe
	9:09am Androu B.: @Cal in Dothan That depends. First, id have to ask myself, "Do I REALLY know Jack that well?"
	🚽 9:09am Will the Sound Guy: Jared Dines is hilarious
	🚽 9:09am Handy Haversack: This will all make sense when it turns out that Britney is a bird. And you can't change her so don't even try!
	9:10am dday: Boogie Woogie Commies...My Favorite Band
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: @Handy I appreciate it! Need a house though, which are like half a mil, right?. Would you and K8 be willing to help a pal out and sell one kidney each? 🙏🏾‍
	🚽 9:10am HyperDose: haha that sexual intercourse line was the opener for a Mickey Avalon album
	9:11am medson: Intercourse? Street corners?
	🚽 9:11am PaulRobeson1922: Boogy wooogie
	9:11am Fredericks: Is this why you moved to Michigan, Kenneth?
	🚽 9:11am Webhamster Henry: I have a drum + vocals isolated version of the Shaggs' Foot-Foot. jhhl.net...
	9:11am Cal in Dothan: Deadline!
	🚽 9:11am Handy Haversack: We sure this isn't Jack Lalanne?
	9:11am dday: Jack Van Limp
	9:11am McGroovey: Hey, I have a Jack van Impe record. I think it's called The Coming War with Russia. I got it in a thrift store in Oneida, NY, in 1986.
	9:11am Pale Son: Filthy old Herman's Hermits.
	9:11am TerrDE: Jesus H Christ , you heathen
	9:12am Kat in Chicago: I picked up this album in a Salvation Army thrift store in the 80s. Still have it.
	9:12am prof.fuzz: mornin' y'all. ken! handy! hyperD! will! mcG!
	9:12am Erin in TO: I'm disappointed that rock n' roll has not resulted in this promised future of sex on every street corner and free prisoners
	9:12am Num Nums: I always wondered where Mom got her talking points, now I know.
	9:12am dday: this guy must've binge listened to Why Don't We Do it in the Road
	🚽 9:12am Handy Haversack: prof.fuzz!
	9:13am medson: I'm still waiting for everyone I run into to offer me drugs as I was promised as a kid.
	9:13am Listener John from NJ: Good thing that most rock & roll songs don't last 29 minutes long.
	🚽 9:13am PaulRobeson1922: No Milk Today you maniac
	9:13am McGroovey: Good morning to all who are awake.
	9:13am Erin in TO: @medson Right??? I was promised free drugs
	9:14am timinoak: Something hot about the way this guy says Rock n Roll.
	9:14am Brendan: Rock sounds great. This guy could be a promoter.
	9:14am TerrDE: We are the forces of Chaos and Anarchy. Everything you say we are, we are
	9:14am Erin in TO: Blaming your illegitimate babies on rock music is just a reflection of how sex ed is failing people, if that's how you think babies happen
	9:14am BVP: Omg I think I just got pregnant! 🫃🏻
	9:15am The Oscar: I used to laugh and laugh watching Jack and Rexella Van Impe on TV in high school. Every week they'd just talk about how the world was JUST about to end, plus Rexella looked like an alien.
	🚽 9:15am karlward: medson: I'm about to go on a walk here in North Jersey, which is overrun with street gangs that dress as different periods of glam rock.
	9:15am Erin in TO: Ken wants us all to have illegitimate babies!
	🚽 9:15am karlward: I got roughed up yesterday by a guy who might have actually been the lead singer of Cinderella
	9:15am Brendan: Wait Bill Graham promoter. Billy Graham evangelist.
	9:15am medson: @BVP you'll have to be sent away now
	9:15am W Trenton Vinny: now I’m really curious about this rock stuff
	🚽 9:16am geo in jc: The jams have officially been kicked out.
	9:16am Androu B.: @-жеи You should share the Jack Van Impe sermon with KOTJ Joe. He'd use the "Kick Out The Jams" part for his intro.
	9:16am dday: the blues had a baby because it had sex on every street corner in 'merica. I saw it happen & did not try to stop it
	9:16am Gowanus Kings: OK, it was funny for a while. But now I just muted it.
	🚽 9:16am karlward: I'm just hoping I run into the T Rex gang today, not the Slade gang. Those Slade guys are scary.
	9:16am Phin The Hyooman: I went to the High Water Festival this weekend and none of that happened. I thought I had a great time, now I feel like I have to reassess my experience...
	9:17am medson: Just be careful Karl. Please
	9:17am The Oscar: I... don't think that's how roses grow.
	🚽 9:18am HyperDose: Morning prof.fuzz, Will, Handyman, McGroovey, PR1920! @Erin If rock and roll caused pregnancy, I'd be like Vince Vaughn in that movie where he has 50 kids!
	9:18am Listener John from NJ: That preacher seemed stuck on that sex on the street corners
	9:18am Andy: Booooooring!
	9:19am Erin in TO: @HyperDose I'd be in a lot of trouble too!
	9:19am Num Nums: I listened to rock, then got a blow job on the sidewalk, does that count as sexual relations, even with a stranger?
	9:20am Barney Grubbs: I have a soft spot for Jack & Rexella van Impe as early champions of the Accorgan
	9:20am Bernardo: Preachers right. I listened to rock n roll - now I have 2 illegitimate babies from open street corner sex.
	9:20am ḞởḞở (: Hola, Handy H, Androu B, cory, HyperDose!
	9:21am Listener John from NJ: @Num Num. Yup.
	9:21am Bernardo: Lmfao @brendan @BVP
	9:21am Num Nums: I was afraid of that Listener John.
	9:22am Brendan: I am the weed . Find me.
	🚽 9:22am Webhamster Henry: The return of FIND ME!
	9:22am Androu B.: Yeti Bob, you out there? Give us a sign!
	9:22am TerrDE: you know, the preachers that warned what Rock would lead to where we are now were 100% right... Thank goodness
	9:22am Glistener MW: Found you!!!
	🚽 9:23am Krys O.: We insomniacs know all the entertaining televangelists. I remember Herbert W. Armstrong of The Plain Truth.
	9:24am Num Nums: @Krys O. Herbert W. Armstrong was a regular on our house AM radio. Man, what torture!
	9:24am Androu B.: THE DOOR IS LOCKED??? So how will you get to the bathroom, -жеи?
	🚽 9:26am HyperDose: @Erin Now if we're talking about living inside a movie, I'd be Steve Martin in The Jerk...or Three Amigos!. Can't decide. Howdee ḞởḞở! Still haven't run out of unicode errors to exploit?
	9:26am Dr Joe: A hydrophone is an underwater MICROPHONE, not a percussion instrument, I'm not sure what you call a water drum, but it's not a hydrophone.
	9:26am TerrDE: MC 5. we laughed out loud at the first album , then used it as a frisbee till it shattered... but I m kinda coming around too after seeing youtube vids
	9:27am dday: Dr. joe ..they are membranophones
	9:27am Erin in TO: @HyperDose Choose Three Amigos for sure. I loved that movie growing up but haven't seen it since I was like 12...probably due for a rewatch
	🚽 9:27am Webhamster Henry: You don't have to wear your mask on Flight F.I.N.A.L.
	9:27am iiibeat: My mom used to screen Van Impe and his wife . . lol Yes. The Rapture!!!
	🚽 9:28am Rich in Washington: As someone whose bought numerous Jack Van Impe records in an apparently fruitless search for certain samples, I finally found that 1977's The Hooked Generation is the one full of weird sample gold. THE BEAT! LOUDER FASTER LOUDER FASTER!
	9:29am TerrDE: Love Chille
	9:29am vanya moscow: Hi everyone, hi Ken! Hanging with my girlfriend, she's webcam model. Listening to your show, talking about how my relationship with Ken is akin to her relationships with her fans. Ken, if you can read me, please say hi to Vanya and Anastasia so she believes me
	9:30am iiibeat: The accidental conception. What if he had pulled out??
	🚽 9:30am Handy Haversack: Rise of the illegitimate babies! Let's take what's ours! Street-corner sex for everyone!
	🚽 9:30am -жеи: Vanya and Anastasia, welcome!! Still in Moscow?
	9:31am ḞởḞở (: Tͫ̔̉͗̓̃̐̄͛͐́͟͝҉̞̯͓̳̬̙̙̲̥̣͙o̵̾̂ͥ̈́̂ͦ́̚͏̮͈… ̓ͫͭͬ̑͊͛̍͂͆͗ͥ̊ͫͬ͒͟҉̤͖̪̼͖ͅi̡̜̼̤̗͕̝̖͔̹̬̬̳̯̬… ̢̦̝̗̭͙̼̭̯̪͍̖̳͉̗̝͇͚̋̑̋̂ͧ̓ͦ̓̓ͣ͑ͫ̂ͥ͊ͫ́̚͢͜͠t… ̑ͦ͑ͩ̂͐̄̇̓͆̈ͭ̅̏̓̉̉̋҉҉̛̯̰̗̬͔̭͙̳̺͙͞͡h̜̦̤̫͈̟… ͆ͬͨ̎͛ͪ̓͠͏͠҉̺̜͉̥̣̝̙̤̦̙͜r̛̩̣̫͊̍̈͊̅͞ͅę̶̛̳̺̰… ̛͔͎̞̪͓͇̯͖̲̦͕̙̜̭̻̅̿̆̓̓ͦ̑̔ͭͤ̾̎̽̔̎̌̚̚ͅͅc̴̛͔… ̷̸̡̖͍̻̫̙͈̜̣̋̃̔̿͌̊̽͊ͣͭ̂͊̃̌ͯ̓̅͛I̴̛̩͓̘͍̳̙͇… ̹͉͖͍͕͇̤̲̰̭̤̰̻̮̩͈ͩͨ̽̈́ͯ̿̕͞ͅẗ̡̛̠̯̣̺̮͕̫̝̳͇͙… ͭ̉͂͐̒̎͊ͫͤ̚͟͏͉͍͇̩̫̗͡f̷̤̤͉̟̼͙͎͍͔̮̦̘̠͕̩̝̤͈͎… ̶̶̵̨̡̫̫͔̣͚̠͎͍̬͉̼̯̲͕̃̐̉ͦ̚ȏ̺̮̙̙̗̗͔̤̳̋ͥͫͮ͂͛… ̧̮̭̻̣̯̟̅̄̂̒ͦ͆͌̐̊̄ͭ͘͝͠͠c̸̡̨̩̲̩̹͓̼̟̟̽̾͊ͬ̿ͫ… ̵̴̨̘̘̙̻̭͉ͩ͆̽̅ͨͨ̎̈̓͑͂̈́͆͊͒͋̔̚͡W̢̘͉̳̺͍͍̺͐… ̸̧̱͚̲̱̩̹̪͉̦̲̗̫̘͈͇̣ͥ̆̔ͣͭͤ̃̏ͥͤ̀̈ͧͭ͛ͨ̽͡o̵ͣ̊… ̴̲̞͇̘̗̭͉̋̌͂͐ͩͭ̒͂̈͂̒͛ͩ̂̓͆ͮ̂̒͡ͅȏ̴̢̝̠̤̖͇̦͇͕… ̶̨̛̜̥̮̠̦̗̳̜̺̾̇͊̄̌̆͆͛̅̐ͨ̾̔̄̋͋ͦ͠ͅṪ̶̢̛̜̖̝̫… ̡̛̘̞̺̗͚̯̻́͑̀̄̈͌̀́͟Ņ̶͙̘̹͙̜̣͙̌ͮ̆ͦ͊̐ͣ͑ͬ͊ͯͥͦ… ͗̓͒̽́ͬ̒̓҉͚̥͖̝͎͓͙̯̪͇͚̺̮͘ͅhͮ̃͑̐͆̊ͭ͆ͫͧ͂̍͜͏͈… ̡̛̺̯̬̱̰̜̍̐ͬ͂͗ͫ̅͆ͥ̏̋͋ͬ̾̚͘o̧̧̩̳̥͔͔̲̯̗̩̥̺̠͈… ̀͌̌͛͆̈̃̾͏̧͖̼͙͜͢͠c̠̼͖͓͎̲͔̹̳͔͓̺̭͋ͨ͂̔ͭͥ̃̾ͧ̊… ̵̢͇̪̼̹̱̭̇̉̆̍̈́ͪ͒̍̇̎̚͢Z̛̥̜͕̱͚͖̘̦̣̰̝̟̔ͤͪ͊̏… ͔̞̘̘͙͙̓̈̈́̉͗ͬ̓̌ͬ͊̾̑̿̈́͝͝ͅḨ̶̶̸̲̰͉̣͍͖̳̹́ͩ… ̡̢̅̈̅ͧ̅ͪ͂̅̐̇̂ͦͤ̈́ͬ́͐̃̚͠҉̩̬̣͔͍̮͍w̵̙̹͎̳͎͍̥… ̴̵̵̡͙͔͚̹̞̙͚͕͉̱̩̮̼̓̐̋ͣ̑ͥ͊ͣ… ̨̗͇̥̱̳̭̰͕̥͔̩̻͎̜͉͔̆͛ͥ͛͆̄ͦͦ͂̃ͨ̚̚͜… ̷̷̢ͥ̒ͫ͊ͭ̂͐ͥͭ̑͘… ̵̺̭̖̲̙̬͙͙̪̝̖̼͈͍̝͈̜̦̒ͯ̀ͬ̊͋͐ͪ̚͜… ̢̡̀̿ͣ̅̋̎̊̀ͪ̐̅̈ͦͦ̃̚̚̕͏̺̞̟̞̘͍͔̯̗̪̖̘̣͍̹ͅZ̸…
	🚽 9:31am Will the Sound Guy: 🔥🔥🔥
	9:31am Erin in TO: The Neutron Dance of Destruction is the only correct way to welcome the apocalypse
	9:31am Num Nums: @iiibeat, I am guessing that's how the Milky Way was made?
	9:32am Glistener MW: Amen, Handy! It always cracks me up when I talk about being an illegitimate baby, and someone callously says “Well, why don’t you just TRY being less-illegitimate??”
	9:32am Okasa: Wow, @ḞởḞở. Outstanding!
	9:33am Num Nums: FoFo, that is awesome. An amazing image that I can't begin to understand how you did that.
	9:33am Androu B.: @Rich Ever heard Meat Beat Manifesto's "It's The Music"? Jerry Falwell at his most, er, reverent.
	9:33am ChukAmok: Is a series of drumming .gifs ever really complete without some Moon the Loon? 64.media.tumblr.com...
	🚽 9:33am Rich in Washington: Oh oh, ḞởḞở (! Did you take the brown acid?
	9:34am turtles: This song works much better than it sounds like it would.
	🚽 9:34am Handy Haversack: They'll all be illegitimate soon enough, GMW! Oh, hey, society. That's a pretty nice institution of marriage you got there. Be real shame if someone were to ... expose it as gender peonage and destroy it in a paroxysm of freedom and justice!
	9:34am teod: a healthy sprinkling of diacritics
	9:34am ḞởḞở (: HyperDose, It looks my unicode exploit doesn't work anymore in this new comment board. Long time comments might remember my smoke post from 2012.
	🚽 9:34am DjLorraine: Do we need for the electronic street sign to show us when it's time for sex?
	9:34am ChukAmok: Has ḞởḞở hacked the matrix of the comments? Have comments gone freeform, beyond the boundaries of the commenter?
	9:35am TerrDE: I had sex w my girlfriend on Rehoboth Beach at the height of the season. How ? under a towel and very slowly. Unfortunately the results were like Eleanor Rigby's funeral .
	9:35am Bernardo: - Fofo def hacked the comments board. Pretty cool.
	🚽 9:35am Rich in Washington: Androu B/! Yes! Love that track! That Swaggart 'It's the Music' sample is also the locked groove ending of Poison Idea's Pick Your King LP. Fun fact: PI's guitarist Pig Champion did a late night radio show in my town and would often play Jimmy Swaggart clips.
	🚽 9:35am Handy Haversack: DjLorraine, this is going to be the best Community Board meeting ever!
	🚽 9:36am PaulRobeson1922: Isle of Wight… red light Tͫ̔̉͗̓̃̐̄͛͐́͟͝҉̞̯͓̳̬̙̙̲̥̣͙o̵̾̂ͥ̈́̂ͦ́̚͏̮͈… ̓ͫͭͬ̑͊͛̍͂͆͗ͥ̊ͫͬ͒͟҉̤͖̪̼͖ͅi̡̜̼̤̗͕̝̖͔̹̬̬̳̯̬… ̢̦̝̗̭͙̼̭̯̪͍̖̳͉̗̝͇͚̋̑̋̂ͧ̓ͦ̓̓ͣ͑ͫ̂ͥ͊ͫ́̚͢͜͠t… ̑ͦ͑ͩ̂͐̄̇̓͆̈ͭ̅̏̓̉̉̋҉҉̛̯̰̗̬͔̭͙̳̺͙͞͡h̜̦̤̫͈̟… ͆ͬͨ̎͛ͪ̓͠͏͠҉̺̜͉̥̣̝̙̤̦̙͜r̛̩̣̫͊̍̈͊̅͞ͅę̶̛̳̺̰… ̛͔͎̞̪͓͇̯͖̲̦͕̙̜̭̻̅̿̆̓̓ͦ̑̔ͭͤ̾̎̽̔̎̌̚̚ͅͅc̴̛͔… ̷̸̡̖͍̻̫̙͈̜̣̋̃̔̿͌̊̽͊ͣͭ̂͊̃̌ͯ̓̅͛I̴̛̩͓̘͍̳̙͇… ̹͉͖͍͕͇̤̲̰̭̤̰̻̮̩͈ͩͨ̽̈́ͯ̿̕͞ͅẗ̡̛̠̯̣̺̮͕̫̝̳͇͙… ͭ̉͂͐̒̎͊ͫͤ̚͟͏͉͍͇̩̫̗͡f̷̤̤͉̟̼͙͎͍͔̮̦̘̠͕̩̝̤͈͎… ̶̶̵̨̡̫̫͔̣͚̠͎͍̬͉̼̯̲͕̃̐̉ͦ̚ȏ̺̮̙̙̗̗͔̤̳̋ͥͫͮ͂͛… ̧̮̭̻̣̯̟̅̄̂̒ͦ͆͌̐̊̄ͭ͘͝͠͠c̸̡̨̩̲̩̹͓̼̟̟̽̾͊ͬ̿ͫ… ̵̴̨̘̘̙̻̭͉ͩ͆̽̅ͨͨ̎̈̓͑͂̈́͆͊͒͋̔̚͡W̢̘͉̳̺͍͍̺͐… ̸̧̱͚̲̱̩̹̪͉̦̲̗̫̘͈͇̣ͥ̆̔ͣͭͤ̃̏ͥͤ̀̈ͧͭ͛ͨ̽͡o̵ͣ̊… ̴̲̞͇̘̗̭͉̋̌͂͐ͩͭ̒͂̈͂̒͛ͩ̂̓͆ͮ̂̒͡ͅȏ̴̢̝̠̤̖͇̦͇͕… ̶̨̛̜̥̮̠̦̗̳̜̺̾̇͊̄̌̆͆͛̅̐ͨ̾̔̄̋͋ͦ͠ͅṪ̶̢̛̜̖̝̫… ̡̛̘̞̺̗͚̯̻́͑̀̄̈͌̀́͟Ņ̶͙̘̹͙̜̣͙̌ͮ̆ͦ͊̐ͣ͑ͬ͊ͯͥͦ… ͗̓͒̽́ͬ̒̓҉͚̥͖̝͎͓͙̯̪͇͚̺̮͘ͅhͮ̃͑̐͆̊ͭ͆ͫͧ͂̍͜͏͈… ̡̛̺̯̬̱̰̜̍̐ͬ͂͗ͫ̅͆ͥ̏̋͋ͬ̾̚͘o̧̧̩̳̥͔͔̲̯̗̩̥̺̠͈… ̀͌̌͛͆̈̃̾͏̧͖̼͙͜͢͠c̠̼͖͓͎̲͔̹̳͔͓̺̭͋ͨ͂̔ͭͥ̃̾ͧ̊… ̵̢͇̪̼̹̱̭̇̉̆̍̈́ͪ͒̍̇̎̚͢Z̛̥̜͕̱͚͖̘̦̣̰̝̟̔ͤͪ͊̏… ͔̞̘̘͙͙̓̈̈́̉͗ͬ̓̌ͬ͊̾̑̿̈́͝͝ͅḨ̶̶̸̲̰͉̣͍͖̳̹́ͩ… ̡̢̅̈̅ͧ̅ͪ͂̅̐̇̂ͦͤ̈́ͬ́͐̃̚͠҉̩̬̣͔͍̮͍w̵̙̹͎̳͎͍̥… ̴̵̵̡͙͔͚̹̞̙͚͕͉̱̩̮̼̓̐̋ͣ̑ͥ͊ͣ… ̨̗͇̥̱̳̭̰͕̥͔̩̻͎̜͉͔̆͛ͥ͛͆̄ͦͦ͂̃ͨ̚̚͜… ̷̷̢ͥ̒ͫ͊ͭ̂͐ͥͭ̑͘… ̵̺̭̖̲̙̬͙͙̪̝̖̼͈͍̝͈̜̦̒ͯ̀ͬ̊͋͐ͪ̚͜… ̢̡̀̿ͣ̅̋̎̊̀ͪ̐̅̈ͦͦ̃̚̚̕͏̺̞̟̞̘͍͔̯̗̪̖̘̣͍̹ͅZ̸…
	9:36am ḞởḞở (: ChukAmok, Wait. Did it go beyond the boundaries of the comment? It didn't in my browser
	🚽 9:36am DjLorraine: Talk about Jay-walking!!
	9:37am Okasa: ḞởḞở, yes, in my browser your comment spilled above and below your comment section.
	9:37am Jim the Poet: No blues no jazz no shirt no shoes no problem
	🚽 9:38am Ken From Hyde Park: No doubt, Jim!
	🚽 9:38am Krys O.: Which are worse: bass player jokes or drummer jokes?
	9:38am ?: Jarnow's ecstatic finale
	9:38am ChukAmok: ḞởḞở Yes, it did!
	🚽 9:38am HyperDose: @f0f0 New black metal band logo? @Handy Thank you for ruining hetero relationships. Now I'm non-binary as a direct result of your influence!
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: This was fantastic. I was cathecting left and freaking right.
	9:39am Your Ace From Exchange Place: Damn that sounds good!
	9:40am Dr Joe: @dday: Thanks for the clarification, but this is what Wikipedia says about membranophones: " membranophone is any musical instrument which produces sound primarily by way of a vibrating stretched membrane. It is one of the four main divisions of instruments in the original Hornbostel-Sachs scheme of musical instrument classification." and later "Water drums are also sometimes treated as a distinct category of membranophone. Common in Native American music and the music of Africa, water drums are characterized by a unique sound caused by filling the drum with some amount of water.[7]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Membranophone
	9:40am Bryant in TO: It's true! The Monkees don't play their own instruments or even sing their own songs! ...Well, this one song...this one time. Fantastic, cathartic marathon finale
	9:41am John In Bklyn: Only one Monkee left.
	9:41am ḞởḞở (: Thanks, Okasa. I might need new spectacles 'cos I can't see the smoke post in all its glory.
	9:42am Bryant in TO: As it is with Micky, so shall it be with Ringo
	9:44am abbazabba: This is awesome! I did not expect Jessie Jarnow's signing voice to sound like this
	9:44am Brendan: MFMU has it’s own Wrecking Crew , Scott, Matt, Irwin, John and many more. They could’ve had the surviving Monkees do it but whats the point.
	9:44am Jim the Poet: Amazing
	9:45am ChukAmok: What was the smoke post of 2012? Is it an anniversary year for a comment?
	9:45am Bones: that was truly incredible
	🚽 9:45am Handy Haversack: You are very welcome, HyperDose. Future is looking bright now! So great. Thanks for playing that, Ken!
	9:45am Brendan: Jessie’s voice has a nice fragile quality to it. Reminds me of Rick Danko
	9:46am Bryant in TO: Always thought this would be a good funeral song
	9:46am The Oscar: I've heard it said that people who don't know music like the Monkees, people who do know music hate the Monkees, and people who REALLY know music LOVE the Monkees.
	9:48am Androu B.: Next cover of "The Porpoise Song" should incorporate the synonymous Douglas Adams line "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
	9:48am Daybreaks Thinking Thoughts 💭: Goodbye…Goodbye…Goodbye… I mean hello!
	9:49am Therese: This is providing a nice counterpoint to the GODDAMN PILEDRIVER operating at the end of my block.
	🚽 9:49am HyperDose (Free/Form): You inspire me to be a better cat father, Handy 💚
	9:49am ḞởḞở (: ChukAmok, Is a tradition of mine to post the smoke comment here in Ken's show once every decade. This tradition started in september 2012. 'other david' was the first one that came up with the smoke analogy.
	9:49am TerrDE: Bryant, yes, especially if they drowned
	🚽 9:49am Webhamster Henry: So how come Ann Magnuson doesn't have a show on the Sheena stream or something yet?
	9:50am Stanley: Earwig-o!
	🚽 9:50am AnAnonymousParty: Conversely, people who know monkeys love music.
	🚽 9:50am PaulRobeson1922: OUT OUT OUT
	9:51am Daybreaks Thinking Thoughts 💭: Handy, How are you doing mentally after yet another Covid close contact on Monday? Has K8 exiled you to protect herself for Saturday’s event? Or was she also exposed?
	9:52am Androu B.: I'm getting Funkadelic vibes from this Edgar Broughton track.
	🚽 9:53am Handy Haversack: I'm a little blue, Daybreak, that's for sure.
	9:53am TerrDE: Attention WFMU tech. The APP on my Android 10 tablet keeps shutting off. Just fine on my Android 5 phone.
	9:54am Clermont: Reminds me of the Fugs’ exorcism of the Pentagon in the anti war march on Washington
	9:54am ḞởḞở (: Handy, Are you a Smurf ?
	🚽 9:54am PaulRobeson1922: @Daybreak @9:48: good morning baby! Hello, hello, , goodbye! Goodbye Looking back across the years Other matters disappear In the murmur I can hear Familiar voices loud and clear Hello, hello, hello, hello, goodbye! Goodbye!
	🚽 9:55am HyperDose: The percussion in today's programme is on point and appreciated, Staysh. Having a big life change today. New mattress is arriving and I get to build a bed!
	9:56am McGroovey: Not the ACCORDION? Oh, the evils of rock'n'roll.
	9:56am Num Nums: I keep 'putting hands' on my screen for healing but that only launches unwanted apps!
	🚽 9:56am Webhamster Henry: The Accordion is the Devil's Instrument!
	9:57am TerrDE: God only knows what Daddy was doing to you when no one was there
	🚽 9:57am PaulRobeson1922: What a soothing voice this preacher man has
	9:57am John In Bklyn: This sounds like the same guy sampled on Helter Stupid. "Louder and faster, louder and faster!!!"
	🚽 9:57am HyperDose: Imagine if that guy knew who Weird Al was
	🚽 9:59am -жеи: I was trying to find Jack Van Impe's "the BEAT! The BEAT!" but alas I could not locate it within that hour long sermon...
	9:59am Androu B.: @ Webhamster Henry I think Stashu heard you and probably has something to say to you about that!
	9:59am unpopularfred: I never had had the inclination to imagine, let alone the desire to see a cat on LSD, which thanks to this preacherman, I now do.
	10:00am Danny in Poughkeepsie: Hey Ken when the pandemic is over how about another meet and greet up near the mount hope area ? Like you did in Wurtsboro around 20 years ago ?
	10:01am (Murakami Whywolf))): Any preacher trying to convince people that 'Masculinity=Drinking to excess' is one step in usefulness above the general run.
	🚽 10:01am PaulRobeson1922: OUT OUT OUT OUT Demon OUT Demon OUT Demon OUT OUT OUT in the name of Belly Belly belly Love
	10:01am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Here's `The Beat bit Dr Jack Van Impe - An Important Message https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwEQslK8z7Q
	🚽 10:02am PigeonsAndRust: OUT BRITNEY OUT OUT BRITNEY OUT
	🚽 10:02am -жеи: Many thanks Master f0f0!
	10:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): Duh; I meant to write: Any preacher trying to convince people that 'Masculinity=Drinking to excess' IS STUPID is one step in usefulness above the general run.
	10:03am McGroovey: Hey, the claw machines are eating the Malibu Diner in Hoboken today. I just drove by. Oh, the humanity. Soon to new high rise apartments, undoubtedly.
	🚽 10:03am -жеи: OH NO!!!
	🚽 10:03am Webhamster Henry: Maybe there's a sitar Mac The Knife that can be the new bed music.
	🚽 10:03am HyperDose: Sleuth master f0f0 for the win! I was looking for a transcript in hopes of zeroing in on the line. At least Jack was right about Russia.
	10:04am ḞởḞở (: I'm not sure it's the same but he says "it is just the lyrics, it's the BEAT!.... It's just not the word. ,ITS THE BEAT!"
	10:05am (Murakami Whywolf))): Webhamster Henry: Those of us with faith still await the resurrection of Luca Brazzi.
	🚽 10:05am DjLorraine: I planted 6 beet seeds, coincidence?
	10:05am YETI BOB: Wow, he makes Rock and Roll sound better than it even is.
	10:05am TerrDE: Lewd and Pulsating
	10:06am McGroovey: The jungle...we know what that's code for.
	10:06am Glistener MW: ohhhhh shite! Here it comes!
	🚽 10:06am HyperDose: Wonder if he's who sent the Free Britney protesters up from the flames of hell. They march to the beat...THE BEAT!
	10:06am ḞởḞở (: First let's do rock, then we roll. Then WE DO BOTH!
	🚽 10:06am -жеи: The Malibu Diner is the home of so many illegal Hudson County deals
	🚽 10:07am AnAnonymousParty: Where can I get some of that Rock and Roll stuff? Just curious about the beat he's talking about.
	10:08am McGroovey: I want to start a Half Man Half Biscuit cover band. Maybe called .... Half Mayonnaise Half Biscotti?
	10:08am Roberto: NSD is the hit WFMU needs right now.
	10:08am Glistener MW: These past few Wednesdays may be the only occurrence in history of Half Man Half Biscuit ever being in “regular rotation”. <3
	🚽 10:08am Webhamster Henry: Van Impe ranting is on Radio Archival Oddities, a Ken marathon premium cassette from the last century.
	🚽 10:08am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Tuned in for this song...perfect way to start today IMHO.
	10:09am (((Murakami Whywolf): I'll check my old calendar: '1974-05-01: Task: Sex on the streets. Location:America' He was right—we were _planning_ it…but then half a million of us were sick that morning, and two million of us had a thing we had to get to, and we kept putting it off….
	🚽 10:09am HyperDose: 💨☕ Had it ready for ya, 🌙🌙🌙!
	10:10am ḞởḞở (: This Half Man Half Biscuit is not the same as the previous ones we heard here. This one is comprised of the second half man from last week, and the first half biscuit from two weeks ago.
	🚽 10:10am PaulRobeson1922: I heard the people all singing Like they never sung before Singing in key and strumming Everything they heard from you
	10:11am sydnius: A “man-biscuit” superposition
	10:12am ḞởḞở (: Schönen NationalSheissetag !!!
	10:12am mom: banging to the beat- one way or another. damn kids!
	10:12am (Murakami Whywolf))): Has anyone ever done any good manipulations of "Perversion for Profit", a long short warning of the dangers of pornography. It starred the great-voiced George Putnam, the inspiration for Porgie Tyrebiter's dad.
	10:13am Rich in Bristol: Thanks for the appreciation, Ken!
	🚽 10:13am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Murakami WhyWolf I know, it's impossible to keep up. Between the Jewish Hidden Agenda and the Feminist Agenda, I am BOOKED. AND my brother and his husband also have to catch up on the Insidious Gay Agenda! And all the Zoom meetings during lockdown were a pain to coordinate also.
	10:13am YETI BOB: ½\|man> + ½\|biscuit>
	10:14am YETI BOB: sydnius: that's fantastic, never thought of it that way before. Ken: Volker Kriegel
	10:14am Glistener MW: @FoFo: 😂😂😂 I shudder to think of what ghastly/ungodly combinations of fractions of men and fractions of biscuits the future holds!
	10:14am UWS Joe: Good morning Ken, staff and listeners! Have a happy hump day
	10:14am sydnius: Complex conjugates. Radical 2.
	10:14am prof.fuzz: no one has ever clearly articulated which half of the man and the biscuit we're getting. it's like the mermaid thing: top-woman + bottom-fish OR top-fish + bottom-woman inquiring minds want to know. also, i'd pay to see a dizney remake called "the little wormaid" (half-woman half-worm).
	10:14am Rich in Bristol: Half Man Half Biscuit have a lyric for my hometown: "The Y is for Yate / The kind of town referees come from"
	🚽 10:15am Rich in Washington: 1/2M1/2B are brilliant
	10:15am The Oscar: Didn't Negativland use it as well? I want to say either on "U2" or "Helter Stupid?"
	10:15am Jon: Dave Picke Set Mathar: Electric Guitar [Amplif.], Acoustic Guitar [Unamplif.], Sitar – Volker Kriegel
	10:16am Bill: Everyone talks about Bez but no one remembers Cressa, the analogous early member of the Stone Roses
	10:16am Num Nums: We can expect to be forced from rubber biscuits to digital biscuits which will buzz-kill the bounce.
	10:17am Stanley: English pronunciation alert Broughton pronounced 'Braw-ton'
	10:18am ḞởḞở (: Glistener MW, You are saying that like you haven't heard ⅙ Man ⅚ Biscuit
	10:18am YETI BOB: sydnius: I was just wondering if the normalization was right there! Thanks. (I get the square roots but why are complex conjugates needed? Just for extra fun?)
	🚽 10:18am Will the Sound Guy: FYI 90.1 is intermittently dropping Left or Right... It did drop altogether for 5 seconds...
	10:18am (Murakami Whywolf))): Did Ann Magnuson and Kramer ever reconcile?
	10:18am queems: i waded back unwillingly and i didn’t care for it
	10:19am YETI BOB: sydnius: and are we implicitly assuming that the \|man> and \|biscuit> states are orthogonal?
	🚽 10:19am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @-жеи: it's spelled "Scheisse."
	10:19am deleted: dont say scheisse here, you will be deleted
	🚽 10:19am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Hyperdose thank you! Could use both about now
	🚽 10:19am HyperDose: @Will He's twisting the dusty pan pot like a weirdo!
	10:20am YETI BOB: Threemoons: Or Scheiße
	🚽 10:20am PaulRobeson1922: I’m a fan… but not of Prog Rock Comedy
	🚽 10:20am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @YetiBob Yeah, I know, couldn't be arsed to pull up my foreign language emoji menu...
	10:21am Sam: Frisian
	10:21am The Oscar: Will we hear Christopher Guest's "Art Rock Suite" off National Lampoon's Goodbye Pop album? Easily the best prog rock comedy I've ever heard.
	10:21am Sam: No, it's part of the Netherlands
	10:21am Glistener MW: which of the thirteen Puppet Master films was “Master of Puppets” originally written-for?? I can never remember. Performed by “The Charles Band” or something like that.
	10:21am Jon: @-жеи Dave Pike Set Mathar: Electric Guitar [Amplif.], Acoustic Guitar [Unamplif.], Sitar – Volker Kriegel
	10:22am Sam: I always thought Dutch sounds like German with a Scottish accent
	10:23am Sam: When I was in Amsterdam I watched one of the local channels from northern Holland and there was a drama in Frisian on! With Dutch subtitles on the screen. I was able to get the gist of it at times.
	10:23am Moses: Peace De Resistance please!
	10:24am ḞởḞở (: Jon, Yes. German Volker Kriegel is the Sitar player in that track. How anyone would forget his name, Ken!?
	10:24am janimpala: hey Ken - that language is called "Friesian". My family is from one of those North Sea islands a few Km from the Danish border. My relatives spoke it, along with low German (Plattedeutsche). So few people still speak it now, that there's government funded school lessons to teach it.
	10:24am Gerry from Miami: STAYSH, I do believe Fruaian was part of a "Jeopardy!" question last week.
	10:25am Hörer Christoph: Friesland is in the north west of Germany, west of Hamburg. The rest of Germany shares "Ostfriesenwitze" , jokes about the East Frisians, that are supposedly particularly dumb.
	10:25am Sam: Oh, isn't there a Dutch part too? Around Leeuwarden and Gronigen.
	10:26am (Murakami Whywolf))): YETI BOB: I kind-of assumed that they were locally orthonormal, but I was worried about semiclassical corrections' messing that up…I might have to remember my de Sitter graviton propagator stuff now (easier to calculate in a maximally symmetric manifold)….
	10:26am janimpala: and yes, my elders spoke like the old Katzenjammer Kids comix characters.
	10:26am sydnius: Ich finde dieser nicht so gut für die NBQ
	10:26am Gerry from Miami: Sorry, mistyped "FRISIAN."
	10:27am Sam: My maternal grandparents spoke only oompa-loompa.
	10:27am sydnius: Also, YETI, yes they are eigenvectors
	10:28am Hörer Christoph: Indeed, it's the only part of Germany where they drink tea. And they have very different names, street names, surnames, everything. Interesting the English language connection. I had no idea.
	10:28am Daybreaks Thinking Thoughts 💭: Sorry so missed it been working/grading, but thanks @PaulRobeson1928 for the kind mention if you are still out there baby!
	10:28am ḞởḞở (: Scheisse in low German is spelled ˢᶜʰᵉᶦˢˢᵉ
	10:28am sydnius: The real problem is that planck has nothing to say about middle-sized objects.
	10:28am (((Murakami Whywolf): janimpala: I'm sure surprise at your childhood antics really brought out the accent, as well as making large exclamation points fly from their heads, and even knocking them over backward.
	🚽 10:29am -жеи: This is Frisian right here baby! SING IT ZEA!!!!
	10:29am janimpala: my dad's mom's accent was further mangled by learning English in the Bronx.
	🚽 10:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Enjoy the rabbithole... en.wikipedia.org...
	10:29am janimpala: Yes, in fact that is what happened Whywolf!
	10:30am Num Nums: haha, he said, "testiculator" (I think)
	🚽 10:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @janimpala: Fascinating; IIRC some parts of Frisia are called "little England" in some other parts of Germany....
	🚽 10:31am -жеи: Wait till you hear him say "dwaan as wy gjin..."!! He singing of the pain of being Frisian
	10:32am dday: @Dr. Joe: I see. I only knew what I said from a discussion I had with a drummer friend about drumming underwater & the topic of water drums came up. He mentioned membranohone, so I deferred to the pro :)
	10:33am Num Nums: I can feel his pain DJ Ken, last night was really Frisan here after a nice warm day yesterday
	10:35am ḞởḞở (: Rowwen Hèze has a song called Droemvlucht sung in both Frisian and North Limburgish. the frisian bit is sung by legendary Fado Frisian singer Nynke Laverman.
	10:36am dday: McGroovey: How many quarters do you need to work the claw machine?
	10:36am fred: Is Zea the current singer of The Ex?
	10:37am ḞởḞở (: Finally, lyrics we can all relate to.
	10:37am ḞởḞở (: Zea is the current singer of The Z
	10:39am ?: Friesland is in Holland too.
	🚽 10:39am -жеи: @fred, I think so, but I'm not positive
	🚽 10:39am -жеи: Yes, Friesland was subsumed by Holland and Germany
	10:40am dday: There's a quarter of a man in the market With a quarter of a car so its easy to park it He gets to the counter he saves what he can But he only saves a quarter he's a quarter of a man
	10:40am (((Murakami Whywolf): sydnius: Not Planck as such, but I recall QM-based estimates for how long an unsharpened pencil could stand on-end on a oerfectly flat table…. Teller, with all his faults, was brilliant: on a train, in about three minutes, he calculated (from the fine-structure constant and the gravitational acceleration at sea level) the maximal height of a mountain on Earth being around 30,000 feet.
	10:41am ?: Where you moving to Ken ?
	10:41am ḞởḞở (: Also known as Half Tracyann Half Danny
	10:42am Ryansterlingvirtue: 1/8 of camera obscura
	🚽 10:42am -жеи: @f0f0 that really is a much better name for them. It gets to the heart of the matter: ownership rights
	10:43am ḞởḞở (: Ryansterlingvirtue, 1/8 Camera Oscura 1/1 Crybaby
	🚽 10:44am PaulRobeson1922: @Daybreak <3 l heard you singing Like one last song in the middle of the night
	🚽 10:44am Handy Haversack: Internet at work went out again. Now the world will never see my clever retort to ḞởḞở!
	10:45am Num Nums: Wow, just recovered from being sucked into a Frisian rabbit hole on Wikipedia.
	🚽 10:45am HyperDose: Heading home, Handy?
	10:45am ḞởḞở (: Shame, Handy! Was it related to the smurf comment? When I said that I was drunk. Sorry.
	10:46am Ryansterlingvirtue: yessssss
	🚽 10:47am Handy Haversack: It was, ḞởḞở!
	10:47am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: thanks for the QM refresher
	10:47am will from croton: luvin the show
	🚽 10:48am Handy Haversack: This LP arrived yesterday.
	🚽 10:48am Krys O.: Elisha Cook Jr. was excellent as the hophead drummer in Phantom Lady.
	10:49am ḞởḞở (: Ken, you evil man. You just made me google to check Melenas' song 'Donde Estas Los Banos? ' It so glaringly obvious it doesn't exist! Why I felt for that!
	🚽 10:50am HyperDose: Dias Raros will forever be my favorite Melenas release because of En Madrid
	🚽 10:50am David (in London): Belated greetings Staysh and assembled lunatics.
	10:51am uppercase character: Where are you the bathrooms?
	🚽 10:52am HyperDose: Because she wouldn't dare stop by the WFMU second Saturday sidewalk sale and ask where the bathroom was.
	10:52am ḞởḞở (: Welcome to the lunatic asylum, David!
	10:53am Num Nums: knowing where los banos are at a Phish concert won't do you any good, you'll still have to pee in public (due to rock and roll-and satan) because the lines too long.
	10:53am sydnius: YETI: I wish I was better at it, but it's been a lifelong osbession, purely amateur
	10:53am Num Nums: Fresian mi colan. Classic
	10:55am ḞởḞở (: Num Nums, That reminds me of the Rush concerts' phenomena https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_womens_bathroom_at_last_nights_rush_concert_
	10:55am sydnius: I look at t'Hooft and shudder at what a different TYPE he is. Qué Sera.
	10:55am ¥€₮Í ßØß: The Ex have a new singer? I thought Arnold de Boer took over for G.W. Sok.
	10:56am Brendan: Back from meeting, did I miss any Prog?
	10:57am ¥€₮Í ßØß: aha, "Arnold de Boer is also playing under the monicker Zea and is part of Dutch band The Ex."
	10:57am Blix: Coincidence...I just watched the Phantom Lady last night where those Elisha Cook gifs come from.
	🚽 10:57am HyperDose: Will WFMU be doing a benefit for prog rock to spread prog rock awareness?
	10:58am G: Prog Rock Hate! Lowhanging fruit since 1975.
	10:58am Num Nums: Yeah, FoFo, at the Phish show in Upstate NY IIRC the chicks shamed the guys for taking up space in the line and were told to pee on the fence nearby like the polite gents. Eventually the gals just hiked thier summer dresses and squatted in place. I was on 'srooms and it took me a while to understand my social fax paus.
	10:59am sydnius: I can hear the Jon Anderson plea on MeTV
	10:59am Alvy Singer: What month and day do Prog Rock fans hate? 4/4
	11:00am Brendan: Fofo, it’s true. I used a ladies room at a Nissan Pavilion Rush show. Completely empty at the moment.
	🚽 11:00am -жеи: @G, I am a Prog Rock Lover, I have played more than you can shake a soggy stick at. I am also a lover of Prog Rock Comedy, as are the masses. Sorry you are so lonely out there on the ice all by your lonesome
	11:00am G: @Alvy: They love 5/4, 7/8, and 9/8 though
	11:00am James Douglas: I hope the prog rock jokes do not include any references to Keith Emerson's death and Brain Salad Surgery.
	11:01am sydnius: Emerson, Lake and Palmer supported me in my civil case
	11:01am dday: 9/8...the ultra-fun to dance to beat
	11:01am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: I studied QFT and read some of t'Hooft's papers, 30+ years ago. I wrote a thesis on gauge theory & topology. I wandered away from such things to do more applied math/computational physics, which involves a lot of fluid and thermodynamics, but I never use the quantum stuff. PV=NRT, baby.
	🚽 11:02am David (in London): Station Manager Ken, how do you avoid setting off the Prog Detector (programmes passim)? Do you disable it beforehand with your special Station Manager skeleton keys?
	11:02am G: @-жеи: I'm in New Mexico. There's snow on the grass above 7000 feet elevation. Mostly no ice anywhere.
	🚽 11:02am PaulRobeson1922: Ah April. It’s national poetry month in America. Fitting because in our society there is no place for a poet
	11:02am Alvy Singer: How many prog bands does it take to screw in a light bulb?" One, but it takes them 20 minutes to do it! If its on stage, make that 30 minutes so everyone can solo.
	11:02am sydnius: Ahh, bulk system statistics. get that pesky i out of here.
	11:03am sydnius: oh no, phonons <dies>
	11:03am chresti: Hi Ken and Programme Participants!
	🚽 11:03am -жеи: @David in London, yes, I can control the prog alarm with an app on my phone
	🚽 11:03am Handy Haversack: Jim Price has set up such powerful Tull vibrationary resonances that the Prog Detector can't even tell if it's air keyboards or Grendel at this point. Taking down the system from within!
	🚽 11:04am David (in London): Chrestikins!
	11:05am Brendan: Its a trick question. Prog bands have lighting directors. Oh. And “lasers”…
	🚽 11:07am Will the Sound Guy: I have set the controls for the heart of the Prog!!!
	11:08am solo mon: I find prog rock Amon düll too.
	11:08am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: hahaha. actually i'm glad i got out of the field, high-energy/particle physics seems like the coolest thing but the field is not doing so well right now, people waiting for some kind of breakthrough since the 80s, the swampland of string theory, etc. still fascinating of course but maybe more fun to be an amateur than a pro.
	11:09am sydnius: The W mass anomaly sure is exciting!
	🚽 11:09am -жеи: Watch me on little cat feet sneaking my way towards Prog while nobody notices...
	11:09am Erik: Just in case anyone was wondering whether WFMU is hip to "alt-right psychedelia"....
	11:10am Num Nums: Fine form today DJ Ken.
	11:10am Alvy Singer: Why is YES a woman's favorite prog band while having sex? Because you'll never hear her scream out "Genesis, Genesis, Genesis!
	11:10am Brendan: WFMU - more prog than you can shake a stick at.
	11:10am ḞởḞở (: YETI BOB, You wrote a thesis on gauge theory & topology? Do you approve of Yes' Tales from Topographic Oceans?
	11:10am TerrDE: ELP tour between 1 and Tarkus, Dario Palace Theater, Providence RI. First song everyone stood up. Second song, everyone stood on their seat. Third song, everyone stood on the arm rests w their hands on their neighbors shoulders so no one would fall and remained there for 2 hours...I still don't know why Lester Bangs could not appreciate the energy
	🚽 11:11am HyperDose: The visual of Ken crawling across the floor is almost as disturbing as this: i.pinimg.com...
	11:11am ¥€₮Í ßØß: ḞởḞở: Topography is not topology. So I say "No" to Yes.
	11:11am Dean: Station Manager Carl Sandburg?
	11:12am sydnius: I'm a side 1 & 2 TfTO meself. 3 & 4 leave me a little flat.
	🚽 11:12am Handy Haversack: Somebody say it!!!
	11:12am PKNY: VVVOOOOOOIIIIIIVVVVVVOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
	🚽 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Voivod! !! !!!
	11:12am Andrew Waterloo: VVVVVVOOOOIIIIIVOOoooDDDDD!!!!!!
	11:13am PKNY: HHHAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKKKVVVVVVOOOOOOOOIIIIVVVVOOOOODDDDDDWWWWIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD!!!!
	11:13am neil quarantino: My first rock concert was pre-Tarkus ELP at Upsala College
	11:13am ¥€₮Í ßØß: sydnius: Tommaso Dorigo is worth reading on the W anomaly (he's a bit skeptical) www.science20.com...
	11:13am sydnius: But homology tells us that all 3d is 2d Reimann
	11:13am Sam: They just don't have that Shatner charsima
	11:13am Alvy Singer: What do you call a 100 copies of ELP's Brain Salad Surgery in a dust bin? A good start.
	🚽 11:13am David (in London): HyperDose, well thanks a lot man, that's my mental tranquillity absolutely ruined.
	11:13am G: I searched the archives for prog band names awhile back. Some bands get played a fair amount, some (e.g., Italian bands etc.) not that much -- say7-10 times in 20 years. Just sayin! 😇
	🚽 11:14am Handy Haversack: Well done, team!
	11:14am Photoline: Loud enough to burst your air drums
	11:14am chresti: Davidkins!
	11:14am ¥€₮Í ßØß: David (in London) - hello old friend. "Half Man Half Biscuit" triggered a conversation about quantum mechanics and I got so absorbed in that I forgot to say hello.
	11:14am Listener John from NJ: hey, i've got a silver machine too!
	11:15am chresti: Olo solo mon@11:08
	11:15am Alvy Singer: What kind of music does Bernie Sanders listen to? Progressive Rock
	11:15am Rev. Barky Dildo: The vocals are slightly imitating Lemmy, which is perfect.
	11:15am ?: Where you moved to Ken ?
	11:15am Num Nums: Keith Emerson managed to play a grand piano upside down (he and the piano both upsides down). Therefore, I expect to Robert Randolph to play Voodoo Chile on steel guitar behind his back or at least with his teeth.
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Don't worry Yeti Bob, I experienced your spooky action at a distance nonetheless.
	11:15am G: Regressive Rock just don't get no respect.
	11:16am ḞởḞở (: On behalf of Cheri Pi: VOIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
	11:16am Chris: Is Cheri Pi still around?
	11:16am Sam: I'm guessing Bernie Sanders also loves New Orleans ragtime
	🚽 11:16am HyperDose: Tranquility, mental stability...these are all just words, David 🤠 @Reverend Canine Sex Toy - First thing I heard too. Long live Lemmy \m/
	🚽 11:16am David (in London): I've got a silver machine, too, and it's an old hand-operated can opener. Frankly I don't think it's exciting enough to write a song about.
	11:17am TroyD8: Thanks for the Floyd!
	11:17am sydnius: @Ken: How did you find my ringtone?
	11:17am Brendan: I smoked some ‘Lumbian Gold w/ Jack Van Impe at a Bruford concert. Say what you want about that man but he loved kittens and prog.
	11:17am chresti: All the more reason you should, Davidkins.
	11:18am Num Nums: Yeti Bob, nothing less would be expected and BTW your hair is a mess!
	11:18am Hubig Pie: If you listen to The Melvins Interstellar Overdrive with earbuds, you just might get the vertigo
	🚽 11:18am Ken From Hyde Park: I think I've seen Cheri Pi visit Sheila's chat on Fridays.
	11:18am Listener John from NJ: is this still voivod?
	11:18am Alvy Singer: Why do so many people take an instant dislike to progressive rock? It saves time.
	11:18am Photoline: That Voivod outro was a bit "Spirit of Radio" (Rush) mixed with "Sandy Allen" (Split Enz)
	11:18am ḞởḞở (: Oh, YETI BOB! Your topology just broke my lonely heart (much better than a broken heart though)
	🚽 11:19am PaulRobeson1922: Are The Byrds Prog?
	🚽 11:19am David (in London): ḞởḞở ( - I hate to think of you as the owner of a lonely heart. Chrestikins - Well, side two of the next DAONA release will be a 20-minute epic about my can opener , then. Dedicated to you...
	11:20am Photoline: We are all Proglodytes
	11:20am Sam: I like Prague rock, but I prefer the rock of Gibraltar.
	🚽 11:20am HyperDose: Sounds like he's shuffling through his 8-tracks
	🚽 11:21am Rich in Washington: Speaking of prog (etc), Klaus Schulze has unplugged his last patch cord.
	11:21am Dean: Wakeman was not a founding member of Yes.
	11:21am Brendan: This is great
	11:22am Bo: So straight he’s a weirdo
	11:22am MD: Yes! You should only play Prog. Rock composed in Prague! RIGHT???? I CHALLENGE YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU! XO…
	11:22am G: Rick has been a card for decades
	11:23am First Time Listener Long Time Caller: Nutter
	11:23am Dean: He's channeling Youngman.
	11:23am Sam: He stole that joke from Bill Cosby
	🚽 11:23am Rich in Washington: love the story of Wakeman eating Indian food under his synth setup in concert
	🚽 11:23am Handy Haversack: Stay classy, Rick.
	11:23am Num Nums: ouuuuuh Wakeman delivers on the Prog joke!
	11:23am ḞởḞở (: Wait..Pause it, Ken! Let me put my Rick Wakeman costume set while I listen to this!
	11:23am Alvy Singer: What is the difference between a Pink Floyd gig and a Camel gig ? A : In a Pink Floyd gig, the entire audience knows every musician's name, whereas in a Camel gig, the entire audience knows the name of every member of the audience.
	11:24am Brendan: Ken the other great R&RHOF speech is Alex Lifeson’s 5 minute bla bla bla speech
	11:24am Chris Hiatt: His King Arthur album is my most interesting 25 cent vinyl purchase.
	11:24am G: @Rich: Rick was no fan of the Howe/Anderson Topographic project. Was way bored on tour. A lot of the keyboards on side 4 are White.
	11:24am josh in the uk: Didn't know they held the rock 'n' roll hall of fame ceremony at Butlins
	11:25am Little Danny: This is amazing
	🚽 11:25am Rich in Washington: Good god, that's effing hilarious!
	🚽 11:25am David (in London): Carry On Up the Prog.
	11:25am TroyD8: Klaus Schulze = legend
	11:25am Hughie Considine: I feel completely inducted ... if you know what I mean.
	11:26am Roberto: Rick Wakeman nails Prog Rock comedy!
	11:26am ḞởḞở (: I'm ready! I'm now fully dressed in my cape, my long straight gold hair wig, and minimoog.
	🚽 11:26am PaulRobeson1922: Amazing
	11:26am gauche knee: That was fan f’ing tastic!
	11:26am Num Nums: @Sam, that is hilarious, took me a few minutes to get that joke, that WAS a joke, right?
	11:26am Dean: Do I remember correctly that Wakeman failed to recognize Bruford on stage?
	11:26am ?: wakeman killing it
	🚽 11:26am David (in London): FoFo - Is it dress-down Wednesday for you then?
	🚽 11:26am HyperDose: You can say that again, Little Danny and Paul Robeson! AMAZING
	🚽 11:28am PaulRobeson1922: WFMU you know
	11:29am sydnius: 😍 blippy prog am best prog
	11:29am TerrDE: first prog rock tune, Nightmare by Artie Shaw. Sounds like King Crimson backing Jeff Beck playing a guitar line written by Jimmy Page
	11:31am ḞởḞở (: PROG ALERT ! PROG ALERT! Quick, engage the Korg Trident and fire up the Roland JD-800!
	11:32am Dean: Earlier than Shaw, Jean-Féry Rebel, Les Elemens, which opens with Le Cahos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnlaCenlNHk
	11:32am ḞởḞở (: David, Every prog day is dress-down day for me...Wait...can you hear that?!
	11:33am ḞởḞở (: IT'S SCHLAMMPEITZIGER!
	11:33am Little Danny: hyper ❤️️
	🚽 11:33am PaulRobeson1922: WFMYouKnow
	🚽 11:34am HyperDose: By way of Germany, it's PROGOSAURUS REX! 🦕
	11:34am ḞởḞở (: By the way, Schlammpeitziger is pronounced... Schlammpeitziger. Yes. Just as it is written. I know that because I did a German introductory course in 1998. So trust me on this one!
	11:35am Hughie Considine: I thought the "h" was silent like the 'P' in bed
	11:37am TerrDE: thanks Dean, I ll 'tube it after the show. 6 hours per day is my FMU limit except on 2 Joes in a Row day.
	🚽 11:39am Rich in Washington: My fave Klaus Schulze album is 1977's Body Love, or Klaus Does A Porno, as I like to call it.
	🚽 11:39am -жеи: I need another Prog Rock Comedy segment for next week, if anybody has any ideas....
	11:39am chresti: LURCH 💙
	11:40am dday: YOU RANG!
	11:41am ḞởḞở (: Ken, "The Brian Pern documentaries are a British comedy spoof-documentary series about a fictional ageing rock star, Brian Pern, the former frontman of the 1970s progressive rock group Thotch." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Pern
	🚽 11:43am -жеи: Thanks f0f0 - does The Mighty Boosh have any prog materielle?
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: Ken, just bring on Fabio and Clay and have them discuss prog.
	11:44am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Tribute to Prog Rock - Bill Bailey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKY0fZZ0cc4
	🚽 11:44am HyperDose: Yeah Brian Pern is aces. Haven't gotten around to watching Mighty Boosh yet.
	11:44am ḞởḞở (: Consider Frank zappa too. Ultimate prog rock joke.
	🚽 11:44am Will the Sound Guy: I agree with Handy, record a 3 hour conversation with Clay and Fabio .... Plenty of material will be created 🔥
	🚽 11:45am David (in London): Ken, generally the Boosh leans more towards glam (Vince) and jazz (Howard) than prog per se.
	11:45am judy from croton: Gee I like this song very much
	11:46am judy from croton: Perfect groove
	🚽 11:46am HyperDose: We all know that just winds up being Clay roasting Fabio's wardrobe choices for three hours. Not saying that isn't my favorite yearly show...but it is.
	11:47am Gerry from Miami: Is it just me or is Spiritualized incorporating a bit of J.J.Cale's "Call Me the Breeze" into that "Run" track? Many have recorded the song straight up-- Skynyrd, Johnny Cash et al.
	11:47am nathan: @david jazz-FUNK
	11:48am ḞởḞở (: Prog rock comedy? Perhaps that Robert Wyatt song with Ivor Cutler
	🚽 11:48am Rich in Washington: Well, there's always National Lampoon's Art Rock Suite.
	11:48am Num Nums: Thanks Ken, I need to run to the pee jar, the car is getting hot and the laptop battery isn't going to last until noon. Thanks everyone.
	🚽 11:49am HyperDose: Sote is German by way of Tehran
	🚽 11:49am David (in London): Nathan, ha ha, yes. Howard gets thumb-envy of the hitch hiker, doesn't he?
	11:49am ChukAmok: Moon related: Animal!: c.tenor.com...
	11:51am PMD: Maplewood! Say hi to my house!
	11:51am blee: Get to the dispensary at 4:20, it's not that hard, Ken.
	11:52am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Genesis being inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame to Hall of Fame by Robin Williams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Uhhiqf7MA
	11:52am iiibeat: On The Rapture First dream: Disembodied head of Christ appears in the sky. Myself and friend, "Noooooooooo!". Second dream: Headless body bursts through balcony door, wobbly ambulating. Myself and same friend, "Noooooooo!". Imps
	11:52am W Trenton Vinny: Go Maplewood! Birthplace of Ultimate Frisbee…
	11:53am Feldy: No Eagles please
	🚽 11:53am HyperDose: If only Bayonne had a dispensary with on-site cultivation (I'd be running it)
	11:53am ḞởḞở (: Ken "Tenacious D's [...] The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage", is pretty much a prog parody, including flute solo"
	11:53am PMD: Go to Roman Gormet while you are there.
	11:54am Carmichael: Good morning, Kenneth. It's been a tough day; could you just turn off the goddamn Eagles?!
	11:54am iiibeat: Put Genesis P Orridge into The Hall of Fame.
	🚽 11:54am HyperDose: I miss those Roman Gourmet subs. Grilled chicken with basil pesto was my jam.
	11:54am ḞởḞở (: Ken, Comedian MST3k takes several digs at prog rock (including Rick Wakeman) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46nS8HdWVsg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Akw_7yWxw
	11:55am Dean: A friend recommends Waters and Geesin's "Our Song" from Music From the Body, scatological prog rock humor: https://www.thetoptens.com/songs-featuring-fart-sounds/
	🚽 11:55am Handy Haversack: Must ... dance ... to ... forget ... !
	11:56am dday: this is making me sleeeepy
	🚽 11:56am David (in London): Carefully Handy, or I may stab you with my steely knife.
	11:56am Dean: Here's the full track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGe8iK0jvE
	🚽 11:56am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks for another amazing show! Gotta finally make coffee now that I am no longer naked.
	11:56am timinoak: Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:56am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken! Forms were freed!
	11:56am TerrDE: fun fact: Native Sussex County Delawarians pronounce it Egg L s
	11:56am Giselle: I had to go find that show after hearing that.. Mummy or Ambulance!
	11:57am iiibeat: Mummy!
	11:57am Androu B.: Thanx so much, жомяаде -жеи! A pleasant rest of the day to all the Free Eagles here and abroad! Hasta la proxima, ḞởḞở y Handy!
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): Thanks Station Manager Ken.
	11:57am chresti: Thanks Ken!
	11:57am TroyD8: Body love & Timewind are my favorite Klaus Schulze albums
	🚽 11:57am PaulRobeson1922: Thanks Ken!
	11:57am radioronan: Thanks Ken!
	11:57am TerrDE: thanks Ken
	11:57am Dean: More prog rock humor: Cosmic Jokers
	🚽 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks for today's 'narchy!
	11:58am iiibeat: Crucify and mummify. Fry, fry, fry!
	11:58am Brendan: Ken!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: Thank you for bringing the prog and a little sunshine into our Wednesday mornings, Ken! 🎸🌤️
	11:58am ParUbi: Just joined! Miss anything?
	11:58am ḞởḞở (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great music, gifs and comments! Till next episode, people. And remember: loosen up and get an ambulance and/or mommy!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: P.S. Can someone in Maplewood pick me up a zip of Blueberry? Thanks!
	11:59am Roberto: I vote for Aaron from MPLS to fill in next week.
	11:59am Brendan: Ken find me!
	11:59am TroyD8: Thanks Ken!
	11:59am FriendlyPie: Class dismissed! Everybody go home except for HyperDose. Please stay after class. I'm Professor Friendly Pie and today I'll teach you an important lesson. Please have a seat in that dark room.
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Happy to wait in the crawlspace for Aaron's fill-in next week!
	12:02pm FriendlyPie: Let me just put you this straitjacket so you won't be able to move so you can fully immerse yourself in our educational experiment
	12:03pm FriendlyPie: Wait. Where are you? Can't see anything in this dark room. EGG!! Turn on the lights!
	🚽 12:04pm HyperDose: Because WFMU is educational. I remember writing a letter to "The Man" about that!
	12:06pm FriendlyPie: Egg? Talking Tofu? Talking Pepper? Where are you guys?! DOn't leave me alone in the dark with the HyperDose!
	🚽 12:07pm HyperDose: Oops, was that door supposed to be open? 💨🚪 Looks like I'll have some company while I wait here for next week's show! Who's ready for a round of go fish?
	12:09pm Narrator: And once again our HyperDose hero narrowly escapes a certain death!
	🚽 12:10pm HyperDose: Just hope I don't start feeling peckish...for Pie's sake
	12:11pm Narrator: Somebody call an ambulance and mummy for FriendlyPie!
	12:11pm FriendlyPie: Shut up, Narrator. Just shut up.
	6:00am nougatlad: I only caught the last half hour but I give it a 95/100, solid A :)

Ken: Playlist from April 27, 2022

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