WFMU: Ken: Playlist from October 6, 2021

Listener comments!
	7:58am F💸F💸 (: Good morning, Egg, Ken and friends!
	🚽 8:12am -Ken: Good morning f0f0!
	8:39am Androu B.: Good Moaning, Mr. Fearedman! (Intentional misspelling to compliment the theme of Halloween and Hellraiser) BOOenos Dias, F💸F💸 !
	🚽 8:45am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, F💸F💸! And hello also Androu B. and Ken! Talking Egg, our arrangement is still in effect. Oh, Ken, mentioned this yesterday, but if you want them, pix of the WFMU o'lanterns are in my profile or I can find the originals. Poor alcohol choices our theme for the day then?
	🚽 8:46am -Ken: Help me! My laptop has fallen and it cant get up
	🚽 8:46am -Ken: And I need a trope 'o the day
	🚽 8:47am -Ken: Not sure what you mean, Handy. I see the jackolanterns. are they missing for you somewhere? And thank you Handy for sporting my still beating heart in a petri dish!
	🚽 8:48am Handy Haversack: That beating heart looks pretty keen! Sorry, Ken, I am being obscure. I meant like these: www.wfmu.org... www.wfmu.org...
	8:54am Androu B.: I'm glad you asked, Ken! (Oh, and sorry about your laptop. Been there before...but only once, thankfully.) So how about this: For the first week of Hellraiser, how about a...TORTURE theme, perhaps centering on the tried and true torturing racks of the Heraldic Age.
	🚽 8:55am Krys O.: Lakes of Fire would be nice to see.
	9:00am adampsyche: this is not the michele with one L/matt warwick version
	9:01am SnackGirl in BK: Morning Ken and friends!!
	🚽 9:01am bukowski.: GM SM et al!
	🚽 9:01am -Ken: Morning everybody!
	9:01am steveo: Good heavens, is it Wednesday already? Hi Ken and ev'rybody. Lord knows I can't change.
	9:01am Strandlund: Good Morning Ken and everyone!!
	9:02am Hugo (NL): Hi! Could you play the version of Michele and Matt as well? :-)
	9:02am StringOFperils: Holding my barbecue lighter high: the eternal flame of rockness
	9:02am winston legthigh: hi/bye this band is awful.
	🚽 9:02am -Ken: The laptop lives!!!!
	🚽 9:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning. Lighters up! 🕯️
	9:02am Glistener MW: an all-Freebird show would be pretty easy to put together /crowdsource. BONUS: it would allow for a LOT of bathroom breaks!
	9:02am Juli: Currently blasting freebird in quiet neighbor hitting the vape pen on a walk bc forgot headphones I am sure my neighbors love this
	9:02am MD: F$#%In KEN!!! Good F^%$in Morning All!!!! at the end of the world...XO
	9:02am Androu B.: And a Ghoul Moaning to all the Freed Forms (and Birds) here and abroad!
	9:03am Strandlund: Hallelujah!!
	9:03am SnackGirl in BK: Juli - my neighbors hate me too, don't worry!
	🚽 9:03am David (in London): Afternoon Staysh and all groovers here assembled. Let the nonsense begin!
	9:03am WO Town Wick: Yes, Ken! You are one cheeky bird that cannot change
	9:03am F💸F💸 (: Hola, Handy and Androu! Que susto de verlos!
	9:04am Stanley: Ominous opening track to this week's descent into absurdity Hell-o Ken and everybody
	9:04am B R M: hello all
	🚽 9:05am Handy Haversack: Hey there, David, Ken FHP, steveo, Stanley, and all the Freed Forms! Why does everyone think birds are so free? Never been to a live poultry slaughter is my guess.
	9:05am Juli: Oh god please no cock rock :(
	9:06am F💸F💸 (: Hola, David in London! Welcome back!
	9:06am MD: OH NO!!! NOT A THEME!!!! just what we needed!!!
	9:06am dave wuz here: this motorized chair drives me up the fucking wall
	9:06am Glistener MW: Freebird - Nintendo version by Brad Smith: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPr9DoKL04
	9:06am StringOFperils: This should be the official anthem of the Moon
	🚽 9:07am HyperDose: Phallic rock lives!!! 🐓
	🚽 9:07am DjLorraine: Ken i value Micheal K Williams reporting in Blackmarket RIP Sept 6, 2021
	9:07am Matt from OK: Please end this torture now
	🚽 9:08am AnAnonymousParty: Having been in bands where playing Freebird was obligatory I tend to tune it out anymore, but this is awesome.
	🚽 9:08am -Ken: I need 100 Beating-Hearts-In-a-Dish in order to restore my heart to normal operating condition so please pledge $10 or more and get that widowmaker beating! PLEDGE HERE PULLEDGE NOW!! pledge.wfmu.org...
	9:08am StringOFperils: I got the shotgun. You got the turntables.
	🚽 9:08am David (in London): This would good as a koto solo. FoFo, amigo, glad to see your happy smiling egg. I mean, face.
	9:08am SadSackSuperman: Oh,no! Did Lynyrd Skynyrd die?
	9:09am Erin in TO: If it's going to be all Freebird, I demand the Garbage Feelings cover Michele played yesterday
	9:09am steveo: RIP Julius the cat. He was only six years old and he was semi-feral; he was hard to fully know, and we miss him a lot. photos.app.goo.gl...
	9:09am TerrDE: LUNA ! check out her Voodoo Chile on YouTube
	9:09am StringOFperils: *Omar (in case you think I'm psycho)
	9:09am queems: this is so good
	9:09am Waka: Knarly, dude!
	9:10am F💸F💸 (: So how much is the pledge to stop the Freebird renditions ?
	🚽 9:10am Will the Sound Guy: Good morning Ken and all!!! Free dem birds 🐦🐧🕊️🦃🦅🦆🐤🐔🐣
	9:10am queems: rip julius!!!!
	9:10am adampsyche: yeah this is fine by me, perfect working music, all guitar/no vocals
	9:10am dave wuz here: "get to the working overtime part!"
	9:11am onthetrain: Is this a harmonica solo or what !
	🚽 9:11am HyperDose: Sending all my hugs to you Steveo. He was a husky king who lived a short, but clearly happy life on his terms. <3
	9:11am BillyLundun: Hey Ken, great set! Play freebird next!
	9:12am nathan: i imagine that ken is the devil with the spear in the gif. we're all the little gray dudes. the freebird harmonica solo is coming out of the mouth of the imp on the rock
	9:12am Too Obtuse: Rest easy, Julius. :(
	🚽 9:12am David (in London): onthetrain - copy that. It's frackin' wonderful.
	9:12am IronDoe: It's going to be another one of those shows, isn't it? LOL
	🚽 9:12am -Ken: In winston legthigh really gone? Can we talk about him now?!
	9:12am onthetrain: Ken play stairway to heaven; the Mongolian throat music version next !
	9:12am nathan: play Toxic!
	🚽 9:12am David (in London): Eleanor Party Girl is really shaking a tailfeather to this. She loves to party that one.
	9:13am StringOFperils: Will this harp solo be longer than Murder Most Foul ?
	🚽 9:13am Threemoons: Morning all! Saying Hi before hitting the showers...
	🚽 9:13am Handy Haversack: So sorry to hear it, steveo. RIP Wild Julius.
	9:13am Too Obtuse: @StringOfPerils hahahahahaha
	🚽 9:13am Will the Sound Guy: Sorry steveo for your loss 🐾🐾
	🚽 9:14am Ken From Hyde Park: Happy Birthday Eve, Handy! Sorry to hear the news, steveo.
	9:14am Waka: FREE BIRD!!!
	9:14am F💸F💸 (: From Free Britney to Freebird. Oh well.
	9:14am steveo: thanks everyone. he's a free as a bird now
	9:15am TerrDE: Ken thanks for playing Luna Lee. Everyone should check out her channel on YouTube. She's such and excellent musician. Killer covers of hard rock.
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Sorry, Steveo. :(
	9:15am Rick from SC: This trumpeter ain't half bad.
	9:15am Glistener MW: Marchbird Freeslav.
	9:15am cuspidor: this aint no jr. high band
	🚽 9:15am Webhamster Henry: HEY! I requested Stan Freberg!
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: Guess I have to donate again if I want Ken to stick around so he can adopt me
	9:16am Erin in TO: I am so glad my junior high band didnt make us play Freebird
	9:16am nathan: wind on the mic, or the raging inferno?
	9:17am F💸F💸 (: Wild Julius the cat, what a very good cat you were.
	9:17am morphe': FoFo and David van Der Stoke - cannot find yerBugs on the Windscreen ???? other stuff pops up but not ye???? ps... In NYC now but back to Spain soon... Having US passport Renewal issues so may be stuck in the EU with my Irish PP. A visit to London may be in the cards =>>so perhaps we meet at that pub on the corner of Church street where the 73 turns south???
	9:17am steveo: Ken -- you have the power to seize efd's slot and do this for 6 hours right???
	🚽 9:17am Webhamster Henry: Pooeyfluted: www.youtube.com...
	9:17am MD: We are ALL to Blame for this!!!! EMBRACE IT NATION OF THE STATION!!!
	9:17am StringOFperils: I keep expecting Deep Purple's LAZY to kick in any second
	🚽 9:18am Threemoons: And @steveo sorry RE the fluff....
	🚽 9:18am David (in London): morphester! That would be fantastic. Email me at daonamusic@outlook.com when you have a date in mind. I can coordinate with FoFo.
	🚽 9:18am -Ken: That was the wind from the Sousaphone section hitting the telephone's condensor mic. Sorry about that. Next time I shall use a windscreen.
	9:18am Androu B.: @steveo My sympathies to you, buddy. Next month marks one year since the passing of my lil' 8-ball Nemo. Not a day passes that he doesn't linger in my thoughts. @Handy My best wishes for you on your approaching Big Day!
	9:18am Ike-O: Peace and greetings from Vegas babies - @ken thank you for hitting the spots that I didn’t know were sore :)
	9:19am MD: For those of you still locked up at home....LET THE MEDITATION BEGIN!!!!
	🚽 9:19am AnAnonymousParty: Is this a funeral or a skating rink?
	9:20am Waka: Love the cock a doodle doo.
	9:20am Fredericks: Did Ken have another heart attack?
	9:20am bk845: Oh, thank god it restarted...I was worried there!
	9:20am morphe': We (harsh Bklyn folk) used to to joke that the best thing Lynard Skynard ever did was crash the plane
	9:20am adampsyche: YES
	9:20am Fletchernyc: Oh man.
	9:20am prudy: this is hell...
	🚽 9:20am -Ken: Threemoons, David in London, Handy and all the other heartbeaters,l thanks so much! That means a lot to me. Thank you.
	9:20am mariano: Damn it, if only I'd been able to complete my scat version of the Freebird solo before this broadcast...
	9:20am SnackGirl in BK: we _heart_ you, Ken!
	🚽 9:20am -Ken: Shit. My laptop has other ideas about this show
	9:20am Michele with One "L": I like my version better
	9:20am queems: LOLLLLLLL
	9:20am asheville jon: SHITTYFLUTE!!!
	9:20am bobobob: luv l Skynyrd
	🚽 9:20am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken FHP, Androu! Mariano, call in! We're doin' it live!
	9:20am kham: shittybird!
	9:21am Juli: Michele do wanna hear
	9:21am F💸F💸 (: morphe', Bugs On Windshields is currently in talks with a major record label for the release of our first album featuring David in the Octobass and me in the Badgermin. P.S. It would be great to see you here!
	🚽 9:21am HyperDose: This was made to be a ringtone
	🚽 9:21am AnAnonymousParty: The intermodulation distortion is the icing on the cake.
	9:21am queems: i hope my colleagues enjoy this one as much as i do
	9:21am Erin in TO: Shittyflute is the best Freebird so far
	🚽 9:21am -Ken: AAP. Will, KFHP, thanks for the artificial respiration!
	9:21am Fredericks: "Juli: Currently blasting freebird in quiet neighbor hitting the vape pen on a walk bc forgot headphones" How'd you get in the neighbor?
	9:21am mariano: Really sorry to hear about your loss, SteveO.
	9:21am StringOFperils: Yeah! Take it to the bridge!
	🚽 9:21am -Ken: And when I say respiration I mean the heart beat equivalent of that of course
	9:22am Fletchernyc: Sweet scheisse.
	9:22am Tony: Kenny. . .
	9:22am F💸F💸 (: The free bird just shat on me.
	9:22am Juli: Lmao at least this exists
	9:22am mariano: Handy: Happy upcoming birthday, and you're right -- fuck it, we'll do it live!
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Heartbeatspiration. It's real. Look it up, people!
	9:22am dave wuz here: ok party's over, you clowns don't need to go back to the big top but you can't stay here
	🚽 9:22am -Ken: LOOK AT THAT! Kham got a heart not despite Shittflute but BECAUSE OF IT! BE LIKE KHAM!
	9:22am FLiP: Hell flutes
	9:23am BillyLundun: I'm really glad I'm using the good speakers today, because the fidelity is really appreciated on Shittyflute's freebird.
	🚽 9:23am David (in London): mariano, you old roister-doister you.
	9:23am Juli: Haha 😂 Fred
	9:23am mariano: Heya, David! Seems like it's been ages. How are you, sir?
	9:23am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: hey, I am trying to work…
	9:23am Rick from SC: Freebird was our class song. Parsippany HS, 1979
	9:23am Andrew Waterloo: Shittyflute plays you backwards.
	9:24am Juli: I’m not cheap just in the negative rn, Ken 🙃😞
	9:24am gauche knee: Julius was a beautiful beast! Sorry steveo, may your wild one rest easy.
	9:24am MyAcademy: Laughing too hard to start working. Sorry employer. Thank you Ken.
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: Your playing, while technically accurate, lacks passion.
	9:25am Erin in TO: I wasn't going to donate until my next pay, but I couldn't let Shittyflute go without a donation
	🚽 9:25am -Ken: Bukowski, snackGIRL! you both rule too. Thank you both!
	🚽 9:25am David (in London): mariano. All good thanks my man.
	9:25am Fletchernyc: This might actually be the most WFMU song ever played.
	9:25am steveo: epic slide whistle solo is not a phrase i use lightly
	🚽 9:26am David (in London): This flute is so shitty that it makes my local sewage treatment facility look like the cocktail bar at the Savoy.
	9:26am Juli: I will get my icons haha I actually think I just got a job!
	9:26am Stephen O: I can smell the brimstone
	9:26am FLiP: Shittyflute gets you some funny looks in the office. lol
	9:26am morphe': This is not "...MAY BE HELL..." Painful purgatory awaiting some release.. please gott
	9:26am Stan from Bokeelia: Freebird was our class song, too. Rainier HS, 1983. It beat out Van Halen's Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
	9:26am gauche knee: TIL: the words Free Bird are in the song FreeBird. Thanks for the education I didn’t know I wanted, Ken!
	9:27am Andrew Waterloo: I am trying very hard to hold a straight face.
	🚽 9:27am bukowski.: thanks -Ken, you're the only person i would pay to play this
	9:27am Tony: I really hope we finish this set with the Garbage Feelings cover
	9:27am SnackGirl in BK: Juli!! Yay!! Now I need one before October ends
	🚽 9:27am Handy Haversack: David, that much is true. I really feel like I can live in this zone for quite a while.
	9:27am kham: I hope Neil Young will remember - a southern man don't need his flute around anyhow
	🚽 9:27am Webhamster Henry: This is a hard act to segue.
	9:27am Erin in TO: @FLiP laughing at shittyflute with headphones in also gets you some funny looks at the office
	9:27am Juli: Good luck! Yeah some employer sought me out on INDEED I am still applying to better jobs tho
	9:28am Satan: Freebird? Oh, Hell no! All y'all, GTFO! NOW!
	9:28am timinoak: haha kham
	9:28am Fletchernyc: Me too! Michele and Matt killed it yesterday!
	9:28am morphe': ps. please gott also do not turn Clay on to the painful flute !!!! Is that my Donkey Cocateau calling???
	9:28am chris_in_space: Shittyflute is the best worst thing I've heard on FMU—maybe of all-time.
	9:28am Michele with One "L": FREEBIRD!!!!!!
	9:29am A Bee: How can I pledge to end this
	9:29am Juli: Where? Damn the karaoke? When does that happen?
	9:29am MD: Can we hear a Motorhead version...Please...YOU GOT ME KEN!!! IM THINKING OF SWITCHING TO CNN OR THEBBC...
	9:29am eva: good morning. this is shitty.
	🚽 9:29am HyperDose: FREEFORM LIVES! \m/
	9:29am FLiP: @Erin Haha! That totally would. lol
	🚽 9:29am Erin in TO: Ken has enriched my life with this show in ways I didn't know it needed
	9:29am Deep Fried Dutch Butter Man: Yo, Ken!!!! Play FREEBIRD!!!! <waves Bic lighter above his head>
	9:29am Sean in Glen Rock: epic af
	9:29am Juli: The never ending version….oh wait praise the ancestors
	9:29am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Everybody needs shittyflute in their lives.
	9:30am Strandlund: Does Wing do Freebird?
	🚽 9:30am Vivian: Is this the end?
	🚽 9:30am Ken From Hyde Park: This guy sounds like he's on acorns.
	🚽 9:31am Erin in TO: @Strandlund we can only hope
	9:31am queems: pulling out all the stops today
	🚽 9:31am Webhamster Henry: He's on nrocas. There it is - I thought this was going to be another Institutionalized show today.
	9:31am Sebastian: He's not on acorns, he's on snroca
	9:31am steveo: a+, kfhp
	9:32am StringOFperils: He's saying the other cowboys went that way >
	9:32am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Can't hear the acinomrah bit
	9:32am steveo: niatsabaS dna
	9:32am kham: garzambozia for breakfast
	🚽 9:32am bukowski.: -Ken, if you need more demented, unlistenable music, look no further: youtu.be...
	9:32am Sebastian: ho skcuhs
	9:33am Deep Fried Dutch Butter Man: Cool. That gum I like is coming back into style…
	9:33am FLiP: @Ken from Hyde Park: Almost spit my coffee out at that one. Haha
	9:33am Androu B.: If it wasn't for the fact that "Freebird" has connotations to the Confederacy attached to it, I'd enjoy it more.
	🚽 9:33am David (in London): I think Snroca is the name of my new Portuguese math rock band.
	9:35am MD: Worship Satin! Not Polyester!!!
	9:35am Maulydaft: Good lord this is why I don't listen to Ken's show! hahahaha! But at the same time, this is why I listen to WFMU :D :D
	9:35am Listener Phillip (the bronx): Good morning station manager "staysh" @Ken-
	9:35am Listener Robert: Back in the 1980s and early 1990s ISTR there were A FEW WFMU DJs who frequently played records backwards. On purpose.
	9:35am TerrDE: ah, I remember the summer when that was number one for six weeks
	9:36am BillyLundun: hello little eggy face
	🚽 9:36am HyperDose: Who thought it would be a good idea to give Ken a pedal board? What's next, a phase shifter?
	9:36am LP Stevenson: Dude. Your beef is with Michele. Stop taking it out on us.
	🚽 9:36am notϱniʜƨɒW ni ʜɔiЯ: !nɒtɒƧ liɒH
	9:36am Listener Phillip (the bronx): HAIL SATAN 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 to your followers this gloomy cloudy cold morning here in bronx little italy
	9:37am MD: Hell Raiser!!!! Beer Drinkin!!!
	9:37am Jeff in Brooklyn: hi @Androu - what are the confederacy connotations of freebird? i am unaware
	9:37am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: David, Party girl Eleanor is indeed enjoying the show. I saw her moving back and forth at least once in her rocking chair.
	9:38am queems: oh man i will be tuning in for that
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: The Talking Egg whispers of the true freedom of birds. All shells will be broken. What emerges? The Egg knows.
	9:38am Listener Phillip (the bronx): I must apologize for missing the first 30 min of your show today. Forgive me sir🎃🎃🎃
	9:39am Juli: What is wrong w your feelings, Ken?
	🚽 9:40am Will the Sound Guy: We've got you Ken
	9:40am P-90: Are we SURE the “K” isn’t supposed to be silent? How?
	9:40am Juli: Shittyflute was amaze and so was the Chinese version obvs
	🚽 9:40am Webhamster Henry: (Korean instrument Gayageum , whatevs)
	9:40am ChukAmok: @Jeff in Brooklyn Well, Skynyrd frequently flew a confederate flag, but a lot of bands did back then too (eg. MC5).
	9:40am TerrDE: Luna is Korean and living in Houston w her husband and son.
	9:41am YETI BOB: D(iL): I don't want to post an FB link, but I just did a quick search and there's someone named Aq Snroca फेसबुकमा छ. (I am easily amused)
	9:41am Juli: Oh nice, ty!
	9:42am Listener Phillip (the bronx): HAIL SATAN🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 OUR LORD & MASTER. bow your heads you heathens!!! In respect to our master🎃🎃🎃
	🚽 9:42am -Ken: Did I say Chinese? I meant to say Korean
	9:43am Michele with One "L": I can't believe you didn't play my version. Ken!
	9:43am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Verrronica is the Chinese one, Ken.
	🚽 9:43am David (in London): Count Yeti Bob. Great work! I'll try and draft him / her into the band immediately! I wonder if they realise the absolute joy of their name...
	🚽 9:43am Webhamster Henry: All trilled 'R' set please!
	🚽 9:44am David (in London): Yeti Bob, plus we could give Aksak Maboul some serious competition with a name like Aq Snroca...
	9:44am Jeff in Brooklyn: @chuckamok - thanks, I had forgotten that.
	9:44am Androu B.: @Jeff in Brooklyn If you're not familiar with Lynyrd Skynyrd, they shamelessly sport the Confederate flag at all of their live shows, which today is considered a symbol of the ugly history of systemic racism and enslavement.
	9:44am mariano: Stan: My friends and I rigged the ballot box to make our class song "Electric Funeral" but the Baptists who ran the school would have none of it. Surprisingly though they were OK with "Stairway to Heaven" being the theme of our senior prom ('87). And because they wouldn't countenance a dance on school property, it was held in a hotel ballroom complete with a full bar. God bless the Bible Belt.
	9:45am pocket vito: C'est une question de souris
	9:45am YETI BOB: D(iL) I love it, can I be in the band?
	9:45am Jeff in Brooklyn: @Androu - thanks
	9:46am Listener Phillip (the bronx): Satan be praised! They had red potatoes on sale at CTOWN ♥️♥️♥️🤘
	9:46am mariano: Whatever happens with David's band, remember, I'm lead triangle.
	🚽 9:46am -Ken: @Yeti, MicheLe, thanks for supporting my still-beating heart and WFMU!
	🚽 9:47am David (in London): Yeti Bob, absolutely. You're on lead tromba marina. And mariano's triangle is 8ft along each side.
	🚽 9:47am Handy Haversack: You're right, Mariano.
	🚽 9:48am -Ken: I feel nauseous and faint so if everything goes to silent, Joe McGasko or Scott, please come in to Studio B and turn on Yakety Sax please
	9:48am Stillwell Coney Islander: Here's to Ken's still-beating ❤️!!
	🚽 9:49am Erin in TO: @-Ken please don't die on air. Or at all
	🚽 9:49am Ken From Hyde Park: Do or do not resuscitate, -Ken?
	9:49am OnTheTrain: Ken can we get the tuba version of Stairway ?
	🚽 9:49am Webhamster Henry: Felix Kubin is a palette cleanser.
	9:49am kham: It's a Ken Klassic
	9:50am pocket vito: Those who sell propane in life are doomed to burn in propane fire in the great beyond
	9:52am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: David, mariano, YETI, As the manager of your band, I already got you a gig for a very special confederate rock event https://www.cafeoto.co.uk/Lynyrd-Skynyrd-opening-act-Snroca
	9:53am Franco Twinkie: Those who manufacture propane at home are bound to sleep by themselves.
	9:54am StringOFperils: I need antipane. I need pane relief.
	9:54am βrian: I more into methane production, myself — augmented with hydrogen sulfide and various compounds.
	🚽 9:55am David (in London): FoFo, I knew we could rely on you to get the band off to a swinging start. You are the prime Svengali of London Fields. Have you ordered the spangled jumpsuits we discussed?
	🚽 9:55am HyperDose: 🎵 Propane, propane. It's time to start the game 🎵
	🚽 9:55am Ken From Hyde Park: I'd be interested in hearing some songs from the methane flute genre.
	9:55am pocket vito: I'm into methane-phetamines and morphine-phetamines.
	🚽 9:56am David (in London): I've got to hop off for an hour to harvest some organs. Back for the final hour.
	9:56am Androu B.: For a while now, I've been proposing a song parody to Weird Al called "Propane" which is a take on Eric Clapton's "Cocaine".
	9:57am Franco Twinkie: Chana masala is good place to start if you want a large methane cloud hovering over your house.
	🚽 9:57am David (in London): She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Petomane.
	9:58am Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories.
	9:58am βrian: I prefer my chickpeas a bit crunchy.
	9:58am Androu B.: And the video would make reference Hank Hill.
	9:59am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Oh, David! Jumpsuits?! I thought you said spangled ass-pants! Damn. I already ordered them.
	🚽 9:59am HyperDose: Hell, Norway or the Darvaza gas crater?
	🚽 9:59am PaulRobeson1920: Warm greetings from the Cab of a 14ft box truck in Greenpoint! Sounding great, Ken!!!! Freeformmmmhm, allrighttt
	🚽 10:00am Krys O.: My ex and I had dinner with Felix Kubin at the Town Pub in Bloomfield years ago. Such a swell gent.
	10:00am Listener Phillip (the bronx): @Androu B. Back in the 80s when Cyndie Lauper came out with ",girls just wanna have fun" my friend Screwy Louie? Re wrote the song lyrics to say ",girls just wanna get Fkd"
	10:01am Mister Dobalina: I wonder how Danzig is doing at the Home Depot lumber department?
	10:02am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Believe it or not Ken interviewed Felix Kubin eons ago in one of his shows. Remember Ken? Any interesting anecdote about the time you met the legend? A better anecdote than the one from the Obama the Rainbow guys?
	10:03am pocket vito: Elmo is a false idol!
	10:03am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Scaring Egg!!
	10:04am StringOFperils: Sickle-Me Elmo
	10:05am Mom: Did Ken find his trope? Popular in screen media is throwing a whole lovingly prepared lasagna in the trash to symbolize hurt.
	🚽 10:05am Handy Haversack: The Egg with Teeth! Tremble, O World!
	10:05am pocket vito: I stayed at a haunted Bed and Breakfast once - and they served some eggs just like this fella. Scariest breakfast ever. Plus the marmalade was unsweetened and super sour!
	🚽 10:05am Krys O.: Some documentation of the Felix Kubin visit from 2010: youtu.be...
	10:06am MD: what's the frequency Kenneth!!!???
	10:06am P-90: Oh, is THAT the frequency, Kenneth?
	10:07am Franco Twinkie: A double yolked egg is a thing of eternal fascination and a pleasure to defile.
	10:07am Tom from Stirling: Oh yeah, Rhys Chatham. And Glenn Branca too boot. Must be Hellraising time.
	🚽 10:07am Webhamster Henry: Pledge to get Ken's radio unsafe Kubin anecdote emailed to you.
	🚽 10:08am Handy Haversack: Webhamster, is it too late to get it printed on the back of the Taylor Ham shirt?
	10:08am bobobobob from Plasticland: i lent my drums to Glenn Branca when he played at UWM milwaukee ..he put me on the pest list
	10:09am Tom from Stirling: If you gotta go where you gonna go? Bring the port - a - potty. The Path train will accept your story.
	10:10am StringOFperils: Isn't there a WFMU Tote-a-Potty? In the store?
	🚽 10:11am Webhamster Henry: @Handy Some volunteer could hand write it on the back with a Sharpie.
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: I'll be there next Friday, writing hand at the ready!
	10:13am Tom from Stirling: The RedSox won the game last night. Did ya hear?
	10:13am F💸F💸_______________💖📻🎃: At least no signs yet of the Talking Pie
	10:14am Androu B.: Funny coincidence: the Johnathan Kane track is in the same key as EFD's DJ break theme.
	10:15am P-90: See? The event that could have had an inviting, hipster-cute name like “Ye WFMU Open Aire Record Faire” is unfortunately now known as “NO BATHROOM Record Sale.” This is why we can’t have nice things. Because you guys can’t remember to go before you attend.
	10:15am Juli: You leave Elmo alone!
	10:15am Franco Twinkie: Since the demographic of WFMU listeners Skewes old to ancient, how do you make any money at this yard sale without having a bucket to piss in?
	10:16am Fletchernyc: The eternal question. Re. Boys and their cute butts.
	🚽 10:16am HyperDose: Talking Pie™ only comes out if you've been REALLY naughty. shudders
	10:16am Stanley: Here he comes now.
	10:16am Juli: No way young ppl love records and such
	10:17am Juli: Wait no I mean young ppl love FMU too and records
	10:17am SnackGirl in BK: There are plenty of young listeners! I used to be young, for example
	10:17am holland oats: hannett 👍
	10:18am Juli: They aren’t hoping on the message board I am sure haha
	🚽 10:18am HyperDose: 2nd gen listener here! "goo goo freebird ga ga" 🍼👶🏾
	10:18am Franco Twinkie: As I was Snackgirl - during the Nixon administration.
	🚽 10:19am Handy Haversack: I don't know about the station, Franco, but I make money at the record sales by selling Handy's Pee Jugs. Patent pending!
	10:19am Juli: The Accu playlist is not a playground for children. 😡. No IDK they could be all around us.
	10:19am Androu B.: I wouldn't willingly go to Hell, per se, unless there's someone who needs to be saved from it's ravages.
	10:19am steveo: the artist on the bobs burgers track appears to be "St. Vincent" see www.youtube.com...
	10:21am Franco Twinkie: Handy, it's a growth market for sure. Yesterday I peed in the street in Pasadena, but not because I wanted to
	10:21am pocket vito: Don't think right, it's all twice :)
	10:21am Androu B.: Neil Cicierega track incoming....
	10:22am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: You are such youngsters, people! When I started listening to WFMU, radio wasn't even discovered yet. DJs would post you (via horse mail) the musical sheets of everything they played so you had to play the music on your own at home.
	10:22am holland oats: rip bob goat
	10:23am Juli: Sigh We didn’t ask to be born but here we are listening to Bob Dylan on the radio. 🥺🤩🥳🥰
	10:23am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: RIP Bobs Burgers Dylan
	10:23am SnackGirl in BK: When I was young, Dylan played NJ. Those were the days!
	10:24am pocket vito: Why can't this bastard sing in tune?
	10:24am Mister Dobalina: It's uncle Robert, on the radio!
	10:25am Juli: Don’t think spite, it’s all plus thrice…
	10:25am Mister Dobalina: I was training to have a Dylan free 2021, thanks for ruining it, Ken!!
	10:26am Franco Twinkie: My first radio was a crystal set from Radio Shack, FoFo, but here I am!
	10:26am yippie: I don't ask for ashtrays, I drop ash on the floor table bed computer . . .
	🚽 10:26am HyperDose: Must have been nice when piano rolls came out in the mid-1890's, huh F0F0? Hands-free listening! I definitely would have gotten that prune juice premium.
	🚽 10:26am -Ken: Juli, how CAN i NOT play Dylan at this moment. Have you seen the news?!!
	10:26am Androu B.: @pocket vito I think he was just laying down the foundation for rap music. Zimmy was truly ahead of his time.
	10:28am Juli: I am sure you will let us know v soon 🤫🤭😌😌😌😝🥳😏🤩🤩🤩😎🥸🥸❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🤍🖤💜❤️🧡💛💚💙🔍📌📈📨🎉🧽🧽🔮🪓⌛️⏳📺🎞💽🏹
	10:28am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Wow, Franco Twinkie! Cyrstal radios looked like fun!
	10:28am yippie: while your eyes cry I'm not scared of animals like you
	🚽 10:28am Handy Haversack: Why are there so many hot air balloons over Jersey City right now?
	10:28am pocket vito: Thanks for all the color Juli!
	10:29am Franco Twinkie: So much stuff had not yet been invented when Bob Dylan ruled the air waves. He was an alternative to doing your homework.
	10:29am pocket vito: She's your lover now, take her she's 15?
	10:29am Juli: 🤣
	10:29am Mister Dobalina: It shoulda been Dylan playing at Ken's & Andy's upcoming show instead of Thompson.
	10:30am Wenzo Toad: Mornin’ Ken, Keniacs... what’s the word on the balloon accident?
	10:30am yippie: I thought he forgot the words
	10:30am ChukAmok: @Handy Sounds like New Mexico has finally had enough and is invading JC!
	10:30am pocket vito: Ken cries wolf so much, when he announced Norm McDonald died I didn't believe it for a second.
	10:30am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Bob died in a freak hot air balloon accident. The truck transporting the balloons run over him.
	10:30am Wenzo Toad: wait his balloon crashed in his dogs grave?
	10:31am Brooklyn Clay: Ex touring manager - manager Jeff Rosen still very much alive
	10:31am Mortricia: That must have been a big dog.
	10:31am pocket vito: Hot air balloons and dog graves are a dangerous mix
	10:33am A Chris: Funeral pyres for pets are the way to go and could in no way turn into a freakish accident.
	10:33am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: He had a very long and fat Dachshund dog. Hence the depth and width of the grave.
	10:33am TVP: Whoa, how deep of a grave was he digging?
	10:34am pocket vito: Literally digging your own grave
	10:34am Lizardner Dave !: The dog wasn't even dead. He was put down two days after Brigden died.
	10:34am mb: Hey Ken and all u guys
	10:34am Stevel: [taking notes]
	10:34am queems: erosion though
	10:34am pocket vito: Do like Hunter S. Thompson and blast your dead pet into space
	10:34am Androu B.: That truly was a "grave error". (Showing myself out the door now.)
	10:35am MD: He's gone to da dogs...
	10:35am Fletchernyc: Booze?
	10:35am Brendan: The proper way to bury and eulogize a dog: https://youtu.be/w9PAwTAF9og
	10:36am ander: preach
	10:36am feedbackloop: Maybe he had to remove already buried loot/drugs/treasure to put the dog underneath it.
	10:36am MD: Let's not be so Grave....Please
	10:36am queems: maybe he fell in and broke his neck?
	10:36am Mister Dobalina: Or leave grave digging to experienced professionals who dig graves for a living.
	10:36am pocket vito: Maybe it would be appropriate to play Knuckles the Dog
	🚽 10:37am Ken From Hyde Park: He wound up on the permanent graveyard shift.
	10:37am Franco Twinkie: Most sensible people go Home Depot and and contract a young man in the parking lot to dig graves in their backyard.
	10:38am WO Town Wick: I don't get that this "news" is funny. But maybe I can't tell the difference between funny and a hole in the ground.
	10:40am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: 'Never dig a grave on your own', the most important lesson I learned today as the manager of Snroca .
	🚽 10:40am PaulRobeson1920: To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
	10:40am chresti: Morning Ken and programme participants raising hell! Listening from Griffith Park
	10:41am Wenzo Toad: but why was he burrying Bob Dylan’s dog? i think the dog knew something
	🚽 10:41am -Ken: Sorry, I typed that in the wrong place, but WO Town Wick, the only thing to remember about a hole in the ground is to never stick your head at the bottom of it.
	10:43am Brendan: On the trail head at the lake near me, somebody posted a sign ‘Lost dog missing one leg.’ Later, someone wrote ‘ now missing rest of dog’
	10:43am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Only put your head in the sand holes.
	10:43am WO Town Wick: Got it Ken. I have suffered from speluncaphobia for decades so no chance
	🚽 10:43am Threemoons: Like this Heroin Cover. Reminds me of the Peru Ubu cover of it that I heard over at GTDR yesterday.
	10:44am MD: Romney looks like he eats planets!!!
	🚽 10:44am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: But needs more cowbell.
	🚽 10:45am -Ken: @WO Town Wick: Because the sides of the hole could collapse and bury your head alive, and your upper body might be strong enough to extract yourself, so you could suffocate slowly, and die (that's why not to do it)
	10:45am Photoline: Hell yeah!
	10:45am StringOFperils: @Brendan > Ha ha ha
	10:45am Nick S.: RIP Dick Romney!
	10:46am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Speluncaphobia, that's gonna be my new band name. Featuring David in the Katzenklavier ("cat piano"), mariano in the tromba marina, and YETI BOB in the triangle...whether you guys like it or not.
	10:46am Alvy Singer: Nitwit Romney looking a bit like Max Headroom.
	🚽 10:46am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: THANK YOU STAYSH!!
	10:47am Ryansterlingvirtue: lots of truth in this song
	10:47am Franco Twinkie: Just say no to to backyard burials. There I've said it, I'll go forage for low hanging fruit now.
	10:48am pocket vito: I agree Franco, I bury all my bodies in the front. So I can keep an eye on 'em.
	10:49am bobobobobob: No Fentanyl HERoin....bobobob in Georgia
	10:49am Mister Dobalina: Cow bells & screaming goats always make this show mo' special!
	🚽 10:49am Webhamster Henry: Knuckles!
	🚽 10:49am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: When my Mom's cat died at 16, she wrapped him in a towel, dug a hole near the woods, buried him, and then put a TON of rocks over the grave so that raccoons/coyotes/the local black bear wouldn't dig him up. This is at the edge of a State park on her property line; if you go further uphill there are still a few foundations for ancient Dutch barns/huts and a few odd tulips growing where over the aeons squirrels dug them up and re-planted them.
	10:49am βrian: Don't bury your bodies where you raise your carrots, I say.
	10:50am Brendan: Very good, sir. Very very very very good.
	🚽 10:50am Ken From Hyde Park: Go, Knuckles!
	10:50am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Very good song. But not as goos as Ruckles The Racoon Who Plunders Humans.
	10:51am prudy: Threemoons: Thats what I did with my 18 year old cat in the Catskills this past summer...
	10:51am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: good*
	🚽 10:51am Webhamster Henry: Don't fall in Knuckles' grave.
	🚽 10:51am HyperDose: This is making me want to revisit the Tread documentary
	10:51am StringOFperils: Mitt Romney's head looks like a ham
	10:51am Juli: Fuck this song is sad af 😢
	10:51am zopa: Excelsior!
	🚽 10:51am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: It was surreal...one day when I was about 16 we walked miles up hill and there...in the middle of the woods, was a line of rocks...followed by 4 or 5 fancy, frilly tulips, all in a row, like something out of a Dutch still life....we were on our way up to a hidden grove of black walnut trees that were isolated up on a rocky hill, away from the blight.
	10:52am bobobobob frm Milwaukee: Madison's Killdozzzzer but what about the Appliances frm Mad town???
	10:52am chresti: ooh nice beating hearts!
	🚽 10:52am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @StringofPerils don't insult ham that way
	🚽 10:52am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @prudy sorry for your loss, but yeah, the rocks are a must.
	🚽 10:53am HyperDose: This one's for you, chresti! 💓
	10:53am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: keep bringing those tips, people! My hitman is taking notes on how to bury properly!
	10:53am StringOFperils: I'm sorry You're right. Ham needs an advocate here. I apologize. The best thing is to stop looking at it.
	🚽 10:54am karlward: I came as soon as I heard
	10:55am Franco Twinkie: One last thing before I go foraging: I was in Nepal standing on a bridge watching bodies burned on wooden pyres then kicked into the river. Downriver people were washing carrots to sell at the farmers market in Kathmandu.
	10:55am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: It's the freaking Talking Pie! RUUUN!
	10:55am chresti: Aww thanks HyperDose!
	10:56am Stevel: bobobobob frm Milwaukee: Appliances! Probably the first act I saw when I moved to town n '81.
	10:57am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Note to self: Avoid fairtrade carrots from Nepal sold in Waitrose.
	10:57am chresti: So far I'm only allowed to have the pumpkin by the big cheeses.
	10:57am prudy: Threemoons: thanks...
	🚽 10:57am Handy Haversack: F💸F💸! All our transgressions are coming back again! In berry-filling form! Avert your eyes!
	🚽 10:58am Ken From Hyde Park: @Franco - Circle of life and all that.
	10:59am StringOFperils: Looks like nice fluffy crust, tenderly coaxed into shape by Quasimodo.
	🚽 11:00am HyperDose: Hurry, there are definitely enough "tickets" for everyone! www.eventbrite.com...
	11:00am TVP: No bathrooms, but are there bedrooms?
	🚽 11:01am -Ken: No bedrooms! What else have I missed?
	11:01am pocket vito: Abraham Lincoln had an atomic wombat also. Named Jimmy.
	11:01am bobob dublon milwaukee: Steve!! did see the band i was in Plasticland in mad town??
	🚽 11:02am Krys O.: I liked the Metropolitan Pavilion because I didn't have to take the G train to get there.
	11:02am Franco Twinkie: I would gladly go to a record fair at the Met if it was in the room with all the chain mail and suits of armor, otherwise forget it.
	🚽 11:03am HyperDose: No dumbwaiter shaft I can hide in?
	11:03am chresti: Any hotplates?
	11:03am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Don't worry, Handy! In any minute virtuous Talking Cheese Cake is gonna save us from the evil Talking Pie.
	11:03am bobobobob: i thot The Appliances were better musicians than Killdozer...my opinion
	🚽 11:03am Krys O.: No cooking of any kind, chresti. Not even popcorn.
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: But Krys, if it ever comes back to Greenpoint, we can have a listener hang in our yard and I can point out the best of the local establishments!
	11:05am adampsyche: this whole album is great
	🚽 11:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Ice? Can we fill our ice buckets at the record sale?
	🚽 11:06am Krys O.: Thanks, Handy. Appreciate the offer. I used to hang out in Greenpoint/Wmsburg in the 80s/early 90s when friends lived there. I've been to Rekkid Fairs there too.
	11:06am Photoline: Gotta lava it
	🚽 11:07am Krys O.: Like air, ice is is not free.
	🚽 11:08am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Staysh in all seriousness when CAN we use the bathrooms? I'd be coming in from NYC; last potty stop is in the World Trade Center; IIRC there are no public facilities at the Exchange Place PATH, and I am not sure if that crappy mini-mall near Deloitte and Touche (which we all called Toilet and Douche when I worked there) is even OPEN and they don't have public restrooms either. Being a Female Person of a Certain Age, I will most DEFINITELY have to pee at some point. Also, when will Monty Haul reopen?
	🚽 11:09am karlward: About time for those WFMU branded portajohns to show up
	11:09am Androu B.: Never thought I'd hear a Moombaton Remix of a Metallica tune. This is amazing!
	🚽 11:09am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Karlward in all seriousness if part of our Hellraiser money went towards a Porta Potty Rental Slush Fund I would be OK with that.
	11:10am ChukAmok: @karlward That'll be the new SWAG when they run out of watches.
	🚽 11:10am HyperDose: Don't you mean a flush fund? o.O
	11:10am queems: i just slip into the hyatt and use their bathrooms
	🚽 11:10am Webhamster Henry: As a non for profit venue guy I can say: porta potties are $$$
	🚽 11:10am Krys O.: @Threemoons: Being of a similar demographic, I suggest taking melatonin as it can relieve urgency issues. I learned about that side effect personally.
	11:10am queems: just look like you're supposed to be there and nobody says anything
	🚽 11:10am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @queems not familiar where the Hyatt is compared to WFMU HQ??
	11:11am ChukAmok: How much must I pledge to adopt the pit behind the WFMU building?
	11:11am mariano: I'm glad someone's finally shining a light on Bruce Dickinson's early days as a Monkee.
	11:11am queems: @threemoons right outside exchange place path, on the water
	🚽 11:11am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Krys O can't take melatonin; specifically told not to by my neurologist. Oddly enough they are OK with CBD and similar.
	🚽 11:11am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Webhamster Henry Oh?
	11:11am ratso: Wow, nice to hear Bruce Dickinson on FMU.
	11:11am Ryansterlingvirtue: best mashup ever?
	11:12am βrian: Doug's first band in high school was Urgency Issue.
	🚽 11:12am Krys O.: Hmmm, melatonin is benign and has analgesic qualities, but I'd listen to the doc. :(
	🚽 11:12am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Queems OH THAT Hyatt? I never thought of ducking in there. Usually when I am down there it is for a gig, and if I really have to go, I just used the johns at my office at Toilet and Douche. Hah! Mentally I totally forgot about that huge ass Hyatt.
	🚽 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park: What's the cost of a Jersey City latrine permit? Volunteers with shovels could start digging immediately.
	11:13am chresti: Did not know that about melatonin, Krys O, I have to "go" like every 20 minutes.
	🚽 11:14am HyperDose: @ChukAmok You'll have to pry that lot out of the cold, dead hands of the bourgeoisie
	🚽 11:14am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Also, pro tip: If you go into the huge building at the end of the waterfront that houses Toilet and Douche, you DO need to show your work ID to get through the turnstiles. HOWEVER if you go in the entrance closest to the stupid mall thing, and look to your right, there used to be and probably still are nice bathrooms near where the UPS/FedEx drop boxes were the last time I checked. Been a few years but places like that tend not to change.
	11:14am ChukAmok: @HyperDose That is my intention.
	11:15am Birdman: KEN
	11:15am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: I volunteer to dig holes for WFMU latrines.
	🚽 11:15am karlward: There were no bathrooms for any of the shows on the last Black Sabbath tour, nobody complained, but you have one sidewalk sale with no bathrooms and everybody loses their minds
	11:16am OnTheTrain: @ Ken From Hyde Park , Did you not know JC is "America's Golden Door" .. Because someone pissed on it. jerseycityonline.com...
	🚽 11:16am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Krys O people with certain neurological conditions have all kinds of quirks depending on your ailment/condition. For example, I am also prohibited from taking...Nutrasweet. It metabolizes down to an analog of a neurocompound and can cause seizures in some people. FWIW I can't even TASTE aspertaine oddly enough. A zillion years ago, was at a diner with the folks and they mixed up my Coke and my bro's Diet Coke and I took one sip and tasted...bitter brown seltzer water.
	11:16am ChukAmok: @karlward They didn't need bathrooms on that tour as long as there was an Alamo nearby.
	🚽 11:17am -Ken: Thanks Birdman for pledging to the wednesday morning timeslot and keeping my heart pumping, albeit artificially! You "Rock!"
	11:17am queems: @threemoons yep! it's been a while since i've been in there, but if you go up the escalator to the lobby, you'll eventually see signs
	11:17am Photoline: Dial O U 25 or 6 2 4 812
	11:17am pocket vito: If only they cared as much about putting in public bathrooms as they do about putting public wifi everywhere
	🚽 11:17am -Ken: As do you Karlward, you "rock" too
	🚽 11:17am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Queems good to know. FWIW I have never been stopped or questioned from using a hotel can.
	11:17am Wenzo Toad: play politicians in my eyes do it do it -very special
	11:17am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Who needs bathrooms when most Black Sabbath concert goers wear adult diapers?
	🚽 11:18am -Ken: And Birdman. he really REALLY rocks!
	11:18am queems: @pocket vito they can't steal your data as easily from public bathrooms
	🚽 11:18am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @PocketVito I WISH that since the waterfront is SUPPOSED to be public property, that they would put up some public cans.
	11:19am Androu B.: I was wondering recently if Mike Nesmith was still alive. Apparently he is because I was just perusing his IMDB account and there was no date of death noted there. It also made me wonder why the Liquid Paper empire went belly-up.
	🚽 11:19am Krys O.: @chresti: Here is some technical info: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...
	11:19am pocket vito: I'm sure Apple is working on a way to let you piss your pants in public without putting down your phone. The iDiaper.
	11:19am Bimbus Bambus: Seamless transition.
	11:19am Photoline: Build Back Better Afghanistan
	11:19am Mister Dobalina: On todays menu at the FMU high school cafeteria, Bangers & Mash! Yum!
	🚽 11:20am HyperDose: Yeah, but how many cheap, brittle adapters will you have to buy, Pocket Vito?
	11:20am pocket vito: Oh this is the song Tony Soprano was listening to when he had a panic attack and crashed his car
	🚽 11:20am -Ken: I need 100 people to get that beating heart badge in order to plug in my real heart again. It seems like it's not fair, but I don't make the rules. My superhot Proctologist does, and she said I need 100 heart badges.
	11:20am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: I heard abou it, pocket vito. But apparently it's gonna be called iCrapMyself
	11:20am Birdman: @-Ken My pleasure.
	🚽 11:20am -Ken: Thanks Bimbus! Wasn't that incredible? Kind of like God's Own Segue
	🚽 11:20am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Krys O thanks for linky! My Mom could have used this years ago; now that she's on heavy chemo, no more melatonin or any other supplements for her. OTOH at least thank G-d she got hooked up with medical weedage and it's the ONLY thing that lets her eat.
	🚽 11:21am karlward: "Sale on the sidewalk / Bathrooms out of reach"
	11:21am Enriquito of The Cranford: Myslovitz!
	11:21am pocket vito: I hate to break it to you Ken, but those aren't hearts, they're upside down butts
	11:22am pocket vito: Ha Fofo, good one
	🚽 11:22am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Hey @Staysh got one for you: www.youtube.com...
	11:23am steveo: not only is Mike Nesmith alive, he's currently on tour with "The Monkees". Red Bank, NJ on Oct. 19
	🚽 11:23am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Also this: www.youtube.com...
	11:23am Alvy Singer: You know what they say about proctologist, you start at the bottom and you stay there.
	11:23am mariano: Ok, Ken, just gave and hoping the icons appear. If not, dibs on the next place in line to chain myself to Monty Hall in protest.
	11:24am Androu B.: @pocket vito ...or upside-down Devil Bunny tails!
	11:24am Franco Twinkie: You too Ken? When I told my Mom I had a super fox stick her finger up my ass she just about died laughing.
	🚽 11:24am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @mariano FREEFORM RADIO MEANS FREE TO GO! BRING BACK PUBLIC POTTIES AT WFMU!!
	11:24am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: ALSO don't forget to pledge to my own very own SCAM-A-THON (Send Coins for Audio Music) to fofo@hotmail.com My Commenter Premium includes personalised comments and a bucket full of As with umlauts.
	11:25am Hopey Sockmonkey: Currently The Monkees are Mike and Micky (and yes, they are on tour)
	11:25am mariano: Threemoons: In the words of the Good Book, you gotta go, you gotta go.
	🚽 11:25am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Staysh don't think we've done this one yet either: www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:25am Ken From Hyde Park: Your upside-down butt is there, mariano!
	🚽 11:25am -Ken: If anybody's pledge icons dont appear, I AM THE MAN to fix that as long as you are supposed to have a bloody bleeding beating heart being kept afloat by soviet scientists then I am YOUR MAN
	🚽 11:26am Krys O.: I have a signed copy of Nesmith's rarities CD.
	🚽 11:26am HyperDose: @mariano If there was a fourth wise guy, he definitely would have brought toilet paper
	11:26am βrian: I don't like pumpkin icons, sadly.
	🚽 11:26am Krys O.: Just pledged, though there might be lag.
	🚽 11:27am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: And this classic: www.youtube.com...
	11:28am Ryansterlingvirtue: anyone else seeing dry cleaning in NY next month?
	11:28am mariano: Lol, HyperDose! Yes, Ken, I need help with the icons, please drop everything you're doing and make it the station's first priority! Seriously though, do one-off pledges not count, or is there a minimum? Been giving $20 here and there, though I'm also a SFL-er.
	🚽 11:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Just found this also: www.youtube.com...
	11:29am mariano: Hey hey, my heart appeared, never mind!
	🚽 11:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Mariano IIRC $100 for the heart
	🚽 11:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I could do this all day, @Staysh www.youtube.com...
	11:31am Birdman: If you’re an icons enthusiast, WFMU is your station.
	11:32am YETI BOB: ICON DIG IT!
	11:32am Androu B.: @Krys O. That's very interesting! Do you have the lowdown on why the Liquid Paper company went bankrupt?
	🚽 11:32am Erin in TO: All these beating hearts on my screen are kind of hypnotic
	🚽 11:32am Handy Haversack: Mariano's workin' in the Kremlin with an upside-down butt!
	11:32am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Why pledge to Ken and wait forever for your icon to appear?! Pledge to me instead and get your icon instantly ! I have a wide range of cool icons such a Brick and a Matryoshka doll.
	🚽 11:32am -Ken: YOU the man mariano!
	🚽 11:32am Ken From Hyde Park: That much is true, Handy.
	🚽 11:33am -Ken: I see what you're doing there f0f0 you non-pledgin' icon counterfeitin' no good LIMEY
	11:34am mariano: Handy: in Australia that butt would be right-side-up (though it would go down the drain counterclockwise). Where's Scott67 when you need him for corroboration...
	11:35am YETI BOB: They still make Liquid Paper
	11:35am Marie: Hey, late to the party, but glad to be here to hear and see. Hi Ken! Hi everybody!
	11:35am StringOFperils: I pledged almost a week ago, and still no icons. do you hear me complaining?! Oh...
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: F💸F💸's an iconoclast! Tremble before him, O pledgers! Math checks out, Mariano. Ahhhh. The One True Talking Egg has returned to us. In the words of the Talking Egg, all our icons appear.
	11:36am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: I already send the bitcoins to officialken@yahoo.com as per your request.
	🚽 11:36am Krys O.: @Androu B: Nesmith's mom sold the company to Gillette back in 1979. He had nothing to do with them going bankrupt or whatever. She sold Liquid Paper to the Gillette Corporation for USD $47.5 million in 1979 (worth $174.73M in 2021). At the time, her company employed 200 people and made 25 million bottles of Liquid Paper per year.[8]
	🚽 11:36am David (in London): Back in the room. Is Bob Dylan still alive?
	11:37am mariano: Ken (@11:33): I want to use that quote as a blurb on the cover of my autobiography unless there are complex and arcane legal issues. Welcome back, David -- so much has happened in your absence. Upside-down Russian rumps going down the drain counterclockwise, the works...
	🚽 11:37am Handy Haversack: Kind of, David. His butt's upside-down and being used as his heart. But now it's called an Australian heart, which you might recognize as a figgy serial killer.
	11:38am Listener Robert: "Bee purple" is a term used by physiologic psychologists for the color we think bees perceive from a mixture of ultraviolet and orange light.
	11:38am Marie: He was on fire!
	🚽 11:38am Rich in Washington: I give that episode four and a half Beales.
	11:39am Juli: I think we are all pretty much smoking rn… Lol I want to sue Face Face
	🚽 11:39am Baja Joe: Mark rules!
	🚽 11:39am David (in London): Christ, I turn my back for five minutes and you've all gone (even more) berserk. Someone please do a Mark Hurst / Institutionalised mash up immediately.
	11:39am Androu B.: @YETI BOB Well, I'm hard pressed to find any store that carries it. Would Office Max/Office Depot sell it?
	11:39am Jeff in Brooklyn: Mark Hurst was EPIC Monday
	🚽 11:39am Erin in TO: Mark was on fire Monday, it was amazing
	🚽 11:39am Glistener MW: Monday's TechTonic was incredible. We (WFMU, and humanity) are lucky to have Mark.
	🚽 11:39am Handy Haversack: "How many genocides is it going to take?"
	11:40am PMD: I would have expected a higher volume
	11:40am admiral crisp: That was a great techtonic. Mark was fired up
	11:40am queems: this is the energy i want to bring into 2022
	11:40am brainiac: Mark is mad as hell
	🚽 11:40am PaulRobeson1920: Mark is speaking the truth! Facebook has consistently disregarded the public good in the name of avarice
	11:40am PMD: @queems, yes
	🚽 11:40am Ken From Hyde Park: Mark has posted this link before: www.deletefacebook.com
	11:40am Franco Twinkie: Mark was amazing! Even though people were going " Er, Mark, it's up again." He was unstoppable!
	11:40am Juli: F Facebook No more posting
	🚽 11:40am Glistener MW: @David: I shall! I'll send the mashup to Ken in case he winds up doing the Institutionalized show this month
	11:41am ChukAmok: PREACH.
	11:41am luka: PREACH MARK
	11:41am MD: TESTIFY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:41am MD: TESTIFY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:41am chresti: Evil Zuckmonster!
	11:41am Juli: No more Instagram…? Time to make a website
	11:41am MD: TESTIFY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:41am Listener Phillip (the bronx): I use twitter. But I have no followers😭 I cant find anyone on twitter that will talk to me😭😭😭😭
	11:42am YETI BOB: Androu: www.officedepot.com...
	🚽 11:42am David (in London): Glistener MW: bonus points to you for pro-activity and nous!
	🚽 11:42am Handy Haversack: I can't believe I had to miss Techtonic to have dinner with K8's folks. I mean, I like them and all. But TECHTONIC!!
	11:42am Juli: Time to go listen to this
	11:42am mrdonutsu: This is where I always have to turn Mark off. Cannot stand these pompous rants.
	11:42am @gizzypop666: I'll talk to you Listener Phillip
	11:42am Hopey Sockmonkey: Everyone has a whiny excuse.
	11:42am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: StringOFperils, Don't worry, my brother! I have a cool icon for you: 🧦
	11:42am Bimbus Bambus: bye, donut man
	11:43am Juli: Nah I am done w the Social Media
	11:43am mrdonutsu: Now I'm back!
	11:43am chresti: Dammit! No beating heart!
	11:43am StringOFperils: @f@f@ > Thanks bogus icon man!
	🚽 11:43am Webhamster Henry: Pledge enough and get Ken's Party Girls comp CD.
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: I hope Eleanor gave permission for this.
	11:43am !?: @threemoons: I just checked out that sweet fat bottom Alabama video, those two songs fit together like hand and glove.
	11:44am Marie: Sounds like that weiner, "Tucker"
	11:44am Androu B.: Thanks, YB! Good to know it's still around!
	11:44am Juli: Lmao lmao
	11:44am Listener Phillip (the bronx): 54 yrs old on the 21st. No friends 😭 cant get anyone to talk to me on twitter even though I follow them😭😭😭
	11:44am Franco Twinkie: That performance was one for the books. It codified everything Mark had be grousing about for just about ever, and it came to pass.
	🚽 11:44am PaulRobeson1920: Foresight!! Mark’s on it- like Neil Postman!!!!
	11:44am mrdonutsu: Just can't deal with anyone barking like that, regardless of the content — as if they have all the answers and everyone else should JUST.DO.WHAT.I.SAY.
	11:45am paul b: That Mark Hurst thing was beautiful - I had missed that Monday because I had to catch the bus home
	11:45am YETI BOB: mrdonutsu: he's right though. all FB employees should just walk.
	🚽 11:45am David (in London): A Party Girl from the Old Testament? You crazy party girl Bathsheba.
	11:46am brainiac: I think they call that a "call to action," if I'm not mistaken.
	11:46am chresti: Mark Zuckerberg LOVES sword waving party girls!
	11:46am Megaroni: Sir Ken! Hell Raisin’ it
	🚽 11:46am Glistener MW: This mashup is incredible! Although I'd rather picture Tr*mp as the Diarrhea Lady than as the Party Girl
	11:46am Photoline: Evangelicals have always been mentally ill
	11:46am StringOFperils: Hah! Herzog doom voice
	11:46am Carmichael: "Overwhelming fornication."
	🚽 11:46am Rich in Washington: if fornication isn't overwhelming, you're doing it wrong, Werner.
	11:46am YETI BOB: of course it won't happen because the money's too good. this is basically a regulatory failure IMO
	🚽 11:47am Krys O.: @chresti: I think that also applies to Elon MuskySmell.
	11:47am Carmichael: C'mon, David. Who do you think Mary Magdelene was, a WCTU member?
	11:47am Juli: 😳🙄
	🚽 11:47am PaulRobeson1920: “ What we are talking about here is not blasphemy but trivialization, against which there can be no laws. In Technopoly, the trivialization of significant cultural symbols is largely conducted by commercial enterprise. This occurs not because corporate America is greedy but because the adoration of technology pre-empts the adoration of anything else. Symbols that draw their meaning from traditional religious or national contexts must therefore be made impotent as quickly as possible —that is, drained of sacred or even serious connotations. The elevation of one god requires the demotion of another. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me” applies as well to a technological divinity as any other.” - Neil Postman in Technopoly
	11:48am βrian: Herzog: "Buh Twy?"
	11:48am Juli: Big time burn the Bible
	11:48am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: For the people that missed latest Techtonic show: https://www.facebook.com/mark.hurst/techtonic-podcast
	🚽 11:48am PaulRobeson1920: Mark! Mark is telling the truth!
	11:48am Juli: Apologies
	🚽 11:48am David (in London): Carmichael, I thought she was a specialist in bridge engineering..? (Sorry, bad Oxford joke).
	11:48am Owen: Porest! Hell Yes.
	11:48am Photoline: Replace religion with robot sex worship
	11:49am iiibeat: Maybe the Facebook outage is a distraction from The Pandora Papers . .
	11:49am Androu B.: Speaking of calls to action, Hollywood filmmakers are planning to go on strike.
	🚽 11:49am Rich in Washington: Hi Aziz!
	11:49am teod: ugh, field recordings
	11:49am Marie: This garbage could only take root in a sea of ignorance
	11:50am pocket vito: Free Britney for all my friends!
	🚽 11:50am Glistener MW: Thank you for getting me into Porest, Ken!
	11:50am Photoline: Another 7/11 happens every day
	11:50am Juli: 😡
	11:51am Androu B.: LLTR!!!
	11:51am egould310: Yeah this is pretty weird.
	11:52am Juli: This is poisoning my aura
	11:52am Roberto: This is almost as great as Down With Culture.
	11:52am Juli: 🤣🥲
	🚽 11:52am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken! Take care!
	11:52am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: From Mark Hurst to Mark Porest to Mark Zuckerberg. This show has all marks!
	11:53am Roberto: Oops Down with Culture. Prepositions not to be capitalized unless they are at the beginning of a phrase.
	11:53am Androu B.: This is as PROPHECY FORETOLD!
	11:53am Juli: Wow this shit sucks
	11:53am Juli: Haha
	11:53am StringOFperils: Ha ha ha ha ha
	🚽 11:53am Rich in Washington: I demand a Mark Hurst vs Mark Zuckerberg cage match!
	11:53am Juli: Like in the content manner
	11:54am Lizardner Dave !: Eet is a Britney Day. Brrr...
	🚽 11:54am PaulRobeson1920: Thanks, Ken! Thanks, MARK HURST!! Peace&loVe ya’ll!!! & BIG Thanks -WFMU!!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:54am Juli: Nice Hell theme played out to the end, Ken
	11:54am FLiP: We all float down here.
	11:54am chresti: Thanks Ken! Love Porest!
	11:54am Roberto: Unless the artist chooses to capitalize them, which would be acceptable seeing as it's a proper noun and standard English conventions don't necessarily apply.
	11:54am Birdman: We are already dead.
	11:55am StringOFperils: Wow! These are really clear pictures.
	11:55am mariano: No need to get all maudlin, David. Thank you, Ken!
	11:55am Bimbus Bambus: Britney 2024
	11:55am Juli: Do not perpetuate darkness my loves
	11:55am Hopey Sockmonkey: Is this the place for the free britney?
	11:55am Juli: Bbl lol
	11:55am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: You know you're old when people diss Porest.
	11:55am brainiac: Well done, Ken Your broadcast has once more reached mighty Cthulhu while he slumbers under the waters, and elicited from him a chortle.
	🚽 11:56am David (in London): Thanks Ken. A load of first class bollocks today. Later groovers. (Thanks for rescuing that dying joke mariano...)
	11:56am Tony: f r e e b r I t t a n y
	11:56am Androu B.: Thanks Mr. Freeform Man and all the Freed Forms here and abroad! Muchas Gracias y hasta la proxima, F💸F💸!
	11:57am Juli: Haha my PTSD 🥲🤣🤫🤭🤣
	11:57am radioronan: Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:57am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thank you for getting me going on this Hump Day!
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): FoFo, we need liquid refreshment at the Cat & Mutton again soon. Adios amigo.
	11:57am StringOFperils: Read it like Chris Walken
	11:57am βrian: Mary Wing is on the Drummer Stream, if that's your fancy: wfmu.org...
	11:57am Marie: I have a ticket!
	11:58am Stillwell Coney Islander: Adiós!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: Thanks for the hang, Ken, Egg, Pie, and freeformites! Drafting up the adoption papers now. You should have them by the end of the week. 📝
	11:58am brainiac: Don't forget to perpetuate darkness!
	🚽 11:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Ken. Hearts to you! 🖤🖤🖤
	11:58am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great GIFs, icons, comments, grave anecdotes and music as usual. Take care, people! Till next episode and remember: do not put your head inside the grave hole.
	11:58am !?: @krys O.: Elon MuskySmell ! Hehehe, that was a good one.
	🚽 11:58am Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta la semana proxima, F💸F💸! Thanks, Ken! Brilliant stuff. Later on, Freed Forms. Keep those butts beating!
	11:58am please stop the spam: please!
	11:59am Hopey Sockmonkey: Thanks for the show, Ken!
	11:59am Juli: Do as you wish and wish as you do…if you are into that misery shit 🤣
	11:59am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: David, Yes! It's about time.
	🚽 11:59am DjLorraine: Thanks Ken (and Mark Hurst)
	11:59am Carmichael: Really really!
	11:59am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Nos vemos pronto, Androu B
	11:59am Juli: FTW :)
	🚽 11:59am -Ken: Thank you all! Thanks 3especially to those who have pledged!!
	11:59am Franco Twinkie: And a jolly time was had by all. Thanks Ken.
	12:00pm F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Que te vaya bien, Handy!
	12:00pm Juli: Burn the bible
	12:00pm SnackGirl in BK: Cheers, all! Great show, Ken!
	12:00pm Listener Phillip (the bronx): Welcome back mister FUNK🎃🎃🎃
	12:01pm Listener Phillip (the bronx): Welcome back!! Mister FUNK🎃🎃🎃
	12:01pm Talking Egg: Thanks for coming folks!! Please take your personal belongings with you and get out NOW
	12:02pm Talking Pie: Where is HyperDose Talking Egg? You promised me he would be here!
	12:03pm Juli: Just saying can’t we focus on PAN
	12:03pm Juli: The darkness isn’t lols drugs and shit haha
	12:03pm Elon Musk: Hi Juli
	🚽 12:04pm HyperDose: This is my 21st post. I'm risking life and limb by being here!
	12:05pm Talking Pie: It's here! Get him Talking Egg! Take him to my lair!!
	12:06pm Juli: Sex is Pan and other gods just saying Satan is prolly cool and darkness may v well be cool but really I mean like lemme think about it more haha ✌️ Peace out
	12:06pm Juli: 🤣 Elon Musk
	🚽 12:07pm HyperDose: Damn, Juli hitting us with the hard truth today! Would love to stay here in purgatory, but the romaine & tomatoes at the produce shop are calling my name. Smell ya later, Egg!
	12:08pm Talking Pie: You let him escape Talking Egg! Oh you dumb egg!

Ken: Playlist from October 6, 2021

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October 6, 2021: Heckraiser Week One

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Leo Moracchioli	Freebird "Freebird" by "Leo Moracchioli"
Luna	Freebird Solo: Gayageum Version			0:05:05 (Pop-up)
Will Wilde	Freebird Solo: Harmonica Version			0:09:47 (Pop-up)
CMS Elementary Southern Rock Junior High School Cocaine and Pep Ensemble	Freebird			0:13:52 (Pop-up)
Dr Bob Knupp	Freebird Death March			0:16:47 (Pop-up)
Shittyflute	Freebird "Freebird" by "Shittyflute"			0:19:46 (Pop-up)
Sknumpihc Eht	Dezilanoitutitsni "Dezilanoitutitsni" by "Sknumpihc Eht"			0:30:34 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: STP High Stepping March Slav Recumbent DNA Elementary School Band	March Slovvy			0:35:37 (Pop-up)
Mega Bog	Weight Of The Earth On Paper	Life, and Another	*	0:46:45 (Pop-up)
Felix Kubin and Coolhaven	There Is A Garden			0:49:07 (Pop-up)
Clan Caiman	Asoma "Asoma" by "Clan Caiman"	Title Track	*	0:52:21 (Pop-up)
Palo Alto	Différence et Répétition	Title Track (En Francais)	*	0:56:00 (Pop-up)
Glenn Branca	Lost Chords "Lost Chords" by "Glenn Branca"	The Ascension: The Sequel		0:59:56 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Jonathan Kane	Gripped "Gripped" by "Jonathan Kane"	Live At Issue Project Room, February 2010		1:03:35 (Pop-up)
Bob?	I Don't Wanna Be This Bad "I Don't Wanna Be This Bad" by "Bob?"	Bobs Burgers Music Album		1:13:38 (Pop-up)
John Cooper Clarke	I Dont Wanna Be Nice			1:15:52 (Pop-up)
Johnny Cash	Dont Think Twice "Dont Think Twice" by "Johnny Cash"	Live April 1968 (prev unreleased)		1:19:56 (Pop-up)
Bob Dylan	She's Your Lover Now Take 15	The Cutting Edge Deluxe Edition		1:21:37 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Rock a Dry Baby	The End "The End" by "Rock a Dry Baby"			1:28:21 (Pop-up)
Matmos	In The Shape of Beasts "In The Shape of Beasts" by "Matmos"	Don't Stick Your Head In A Hole. WO Town Wick		1:39:30 (Pop-up)
Thurston Moore & Bobby Gillespie	Heroin	I'll Be Your Mirror: A Tribute to the Velvet Underground & Nico	*	1:42:28 (Pop-up)
Killdozer	Knuckles The Dog (Who Helps People)	Uncompromising War On Art Under The Dictatorship Of The Proletariat		1:49:39 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Mark Twain's Atomic Wombat	I Wanna Be Your Dog			1:54:34 (Pop-up)
Noonday Underground	Follow The Light	On A Quiet Night		2:02:54 (Pop-up)
Mexican Institute of Sound	Sad But True feat. La Perla & Gera MX	The Metallica Blacklist	*	2:05:52 (Pop-up)
DJ Schmolli	The Trooper Believer (Iron Maiden vs The Monkees)			2:10:12 (Pop-up)
Tony Bluetile	25 or 6 to War "25 or 6 to War" by "Tony Bluetile"	The E.P.s of T.B.	*	2:14:09 (Pop-up)
Bee Purple	You Should Be Smokin' "You Should Be Smokin'" by "Bee Purple"			2:19:13 (Pop-up)
Squid	G.S.K "G.S.K" by "Squid"			2:24:12 (Pop-up)
Dry Cleaning	Every Day Carry "Every Day Carry" by "Dry Cleaning"	New Long Leg	*	2:27:34 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: DMT Clog Dancin' Freebird Singin' DNA Mashin' Elementary School Band	FreetheBird Why Doncha			2:35:10 (Pop-up)
Dan Warren / Dan Carlin / Party Girl Announcer Man	Congressional Blood Party Girl Orgy Mix			2:43:07 (Pop-up)
Porest	The Field Recording (FCC Remix)	Modern Journal of Popular Savagery		2:48:18 (Pop-up)

Jim Price	Party Girl Song Esperanto Psilocybin Flemish Free Britney Remix			2:59:19 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	7:58am F💸F💸 (: Good morning, Egg, Ken and friends!
	🚽 8:12am -Ken: Good morning f0f0!
	8:39am Androu B.: Good Moaning, Mr. Fearedman! (Intentional misspelling to compliment the theme of Halloween and Hellraiser) BOOenos Dias, F💸F💸 !
	🚽 8:45am Handy Haversack: ¡Hola, F💸F💸! And hello also Androu B. and Ken! Talking Egg, our arrangement is still in effect. Oh, Ken, mentioned this yesterday, but if you want them, pix of the WFMU o'lanterns are in my profile or I can find the originals. Poor alcohol choices our theme for the day then?
	🚽 8:46am -Ken: Help me! My laptop has fallen and it cant get up
	🚽 8:46am -Ken: And I need a trope 'o the day
	🚽 8:47am -Ken: Not sure what you mean, Handy. I see the jackolanterns. are they missing for you somewhere? And thank you Handy for sporting my still beating heart in a petri dish!
	🚽 8:48am Handy Haversack: That beating heart looks pretty keen! Sorry, Ken, I am being obscure. I meant like these: www.wfmu.org... www.wfmu.org...
	8:54am Androu B.: I'm glad you asked, Ken! (Oh, and sorry about your laptop. Been there before...but only once, thankfully.) So how about this: For the first week of Hellraiser, how about a...TORTURE theme, perhaps centering on the tried and true torturing racks of the Heraldic Age.
	🚽 8:55am Krys O.: Lakes of Fire would be nice to see.
	9:00am adampsyche: this is not the michele with one L/matt warwick version
	9:01am SnackGirl in BK: Morning Ken and friends!!
	🚽 9:01am bukowski.: GM SM et al!
	🚽 9:01am -Ken: Morning everybody!
	9:01am steveo: Good heavens, is it Wednesday already? Hi Ken and ev'rybody. Lord knows I can't change.
	9:01am Strandlund: Good Morning Ken and everyone!!
	9:02am Hugo (NL): Hi! Could you play the version of Michele and Matt as well? :-)
	9:02am StringOFperils: Holding my barbecue lighter high: the eternal flame of rockness
	9:02am winston legthigh: hi/bye this band is awful.
	🚽 9:02am -Ken: The laptop lives!!!!
	🚽 9:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning. Lighters up! 🕯️
	9:02am Glistener MW: an all-Freebird show would be pretty easy to put together /crowdsource. BONUS: it would allow for a LOT of bathroom breaks!
	9:02am Juli: Currently blasting freebird in quiet neighbor hitting the vape pen on a walk bc forgot headphones I am sure my neighbors love this
	9:02am MD: F$#%In KEN!!! Good F^%$in Morning All!!!! at the end of the world...XO
	9:02am Androu B.: And a Ghoul Moaning to all the Freed Forms (and Birds) here and abroad!
	9:03am Strandlund: Hallelujah!!
	9:03am SnackGirl in BK: Juli - my neighbors hate me too, don't worry!
	🚽 9:03am David (in London): Afternoon Staysh and all groovers here assembled. Let the nonsense begin!
	9:03am WO Town Wick: Yes, Ken! You are one cheeky bird that cannot change
	9:03am F💸F💸 (: Hola, Handy and Androu! Que susto de verlos!
	9:04am Stanley: Ominous opening track to this week's descent into absurdity Hell-o Ken and everybody
	9:04am B R M: hello all
	🚽 9:05am Handy Haversack: Hey there, David, Ken FHP, steveo, Stanley, and all the Freed Forms! Why does everyone think birds are so free? Never been to a live poultry slaughter is my guess.
	9:05am Juli: Oh god please no cock rock :(
	9:06am F💸F💸 (: Hola, David in London! Welcome back!
	9:06am MD: OH NO!!! NOT A THEME!!!! just what we needed!!!
	9:06am dave wuz here: this motorized chair drives me up the fucking wall
	9:06am Glistener MW: Freebird - Nintendo version by Brad Smith: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPr9DoKL04
	9:06am StringOFperils: This should be the official anthem of the Moon
	🚽 9:07am HyperDose: Phallic rock lives!!! 🐓
	🚽 9:07am DjLorraine: Ken i value Micheal K Williams reporting in Blackmarket RIP Sept 6, 2021
	9:07am Matt from OK: Please end this torture now
	🚽 9:08am AnAnonymousParty: Having been in bands where playing Freebird was obligatory I tend to tune it out anymore, but this is awesome.
	🚽 9:08am -Ken: I need 100 Beating-Hearts-In-a-Dish in order to restore my heart to normal operating condition so please pledge $10 or more and get that widowmaker beating! PLEDGE HERE PULLEDGE NOW!! pledge.wfmu.org...
	9:08am StringOFperils: I got the shotgun. You got the turntables.
	🚽 9:08am David (in London): This would good as a koto solo. FoFo, amigo, glad to see your happy smiling egg. I mean, face.
	9:08am SadSackSuperman: Oh,no! Did Lynyrd Skynyrd die?
	9:09am Erin in TO: If it's going to be all Freebird, I demand the Garbage Feelings cover Michele played yesterday
	9:09am steveo: RIP Julius the cat. He was only six years old and he was semi-feral; he was hard to fully know, and we miss him a lot. photos.app.goo.gl...
	9:09am TerrDE: LUNA ! check out her Voodoo Chile on YouTube
	9:09am StringOFperils: *Omar (in case you think I'm psycho)
	9:09am queems: this is so good
	9:09am Waka: Knarly, dude!
	9:10am F💸F💸 (: So how much is the pledge to stop the Freebird renditions ?
	🚽 9:10am Will the Sound Guy: Good morning Ken and all!!! Free dem birds 🐦🐧🕊️🦃🦅🦆🐤🐔🐣
	9:10am queems: rip julius!!!!
	9:10am adampsyche: yeah this is fine by me, perfect working music, all guitar/no vocals
	9:10am dave wuz here: "get to the working overtime part!"
	9:11am onthetrain: Is this a harmonica solo or what !
	🚽 9:11am HyperDose: Sending all my hugs to you Steveo. He was a husky king who lived a short, but clearly happy life on his terms. <3
	9:11am BillyLundun: Hey Ken, great set! Play freebird next!
	9:12am nathan: i imagine that ken is the devil with the spear in the gif. we're all the little gray dudes. the freebird harmonica solo is coming out of the mouth of the imp on the rock
	9:12am Too Obtuse: Rest easy, Julius. :(
	🚽 9:12am David (in London): onthetrain - copy that. It's frackin' wonderful.
	9:12am IronDoe: It's going to be another one of those shows, isn't it? LOL
	🚽 9:12am -Ken: In winston legthigh really gone? Can we talk about him now?!
	9:12am onthetrain: Ken play stairway to heaven; the Mongolian throat music version next !
	9:12am nathan: play Toxic!
	🚽 9:12am David (in London): Eleanor Party Girl is really shaking a tailfeather to this. She loves to party that one.
	9:13am StringOFperils: Will this harp solo be longer than Murder Most Foul ?
	🚽 9:13am Threemoons: Morning all! Saying Hi before hitting the showers...
	🚽 9:13am Handy Haversack: So sorry to hear it, steveo. RIP Wild Julius.
	9:13am Too Obtuse: @StringOfPerils hahahahahaha
	🚽 9:13am Will the Sound Guy: Sorry steveo for your loss 🐾🐾
	🚽 9:14am Ken From Hyde Park: Happy Birthday Eve, Handy! Sorry to hear the news, steveo.
	9:14am Waka: FREE BIRD!!!
	9:14am F💸F💸 (: From Free Britney to Freebird. Oh well.
	9:14am steveo: thanks everyone. he's a free as a bird now
	9:15am TerrDE: Ken thanks for playing Luna Lee. Everyone should check out her channel on YouTube. She's such and excellent musician. Killer covers of hard rock.
	🚽 9:15am Krys O.: Sorry, Steveo. :(
	9:15am Rick from SC: This trumpeter ain't half bad.
	9:15am Glistener MW: Marchbird Freeslav.
	9:15am cuspidor: this aint no jr. high band
	🚽 9:15am Webhamster Henry: HEY! I requested Stan Freberg!
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: Guess I have to donate again if I want Ken to stick around so he can adopt me
	9:16am Erin in TO: I am so glad my junior high band didnt make us play Freebird
	9:16am nathan: wind on the mic, or the raging inferno?
	9:17am F💸F💸 (: Wild Julius the cat, what a very good cat you were.
	9:17am morphe': FoFo and David van Der Stoke - cannot find yerBugs on the Windscreen ???? other stuff pops up but not ye???? ps... In NYC now but back to Spain soon... Having US passport Renewal issues so may be stuck in the EU with my Irish PP. A visit to London may be in the cards =>>so perhaps we meet at that pub on the corner of Church street where the 73 turns south???
	9:17am steveo: Ken -- you have the power to seize efd's slot and do this for 6 hours right???
	🚽 9:17am Webhamster Henry: Pooeyfluted: www.youtube.com...
	9:17am MD: We are ALL to Blame for this!!!! EMBRACE IT NATION OF THE STATION!!!
	9:17am StringOFperils: I keep expecting Deep Purple's LAZY to kick in any second
	🚽 9:18am Threemoons: And @steveo sorry RE the fluff....
	🚽 9:18am David (in London): morphester! That would be fantastic. Email me at daonamusic@outlook.com when you have a date in mind. I can coordinate with FoFo.
	🚽 9:18am -Ken: That was the wind from the Sousaphone section hitting the telephone's condensor mic. Sorry about that. Next time I shall use a windscreen.
	9:18am Androu B.: @steveo My sympathies to you, buddy. Next month marks one year since the passing of my lil' 8-ball Nemo. Not a day passes that he doesn't linger in my thoughts. @Handy My best wishes for you on your approaching Big Day!
	9:18am Ike-O: Peace and greetings from Vegas babies - @ken thank you for hitting the spots that I didn’t know were sore :)
	9:19am MD: For those of you still locked up at home....LET THE MEDITATION BEGIN!!!!
	🚽 9:19am AnAnonymousParty: Is this a funeral or a skating rink?
	9:20am Waka: Love the cock a doodle doo.
	9:20am Fredericks: Did Ken have another heart attack?
	9:20am bk845: Oh, thank god it restarted...I was worried there!
	9:20am morphe': We (harsh Bklyn folk) used to to joke that the best thing Lynard Skynard ever did was crash the plane
	9:20am adampsyche: YES
	9:20am Fletchernyc: Oh man.
	9:20am prudy: this is hell...
	🚽 9:20am -Ken: Threemoons, David in London, Handy and all the other heartbeaters,l thanks so much! That means a lot to me. Thank you.
	9:20am mariano: Damn it, if only I'd been able to complete my scat version of the Freebird solo before this broadcast...
	9:20am SnackGirl in BK: we _heart_ you, Ken!
	🚽 9:20am -Ken: Shit. My laptop has other ideas about this show
	9:20am Michele with One "L": I like my version better
	9:20am queems: LOLLLLLLL
	9:20am asheville jon: SHITTYFLUTE!!!
	9:20am bobobob: luv l Skynyrd
	🚽 9:20am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Ken FHP, Androu! Mariano, call in! We're doin' it live!
	9:20am kham: shittybird!
	9:21am Juli: Michele do wanna hear
	9:21am F💸F💸 (: morphe', Bugs On Windshields is currently in talks with a major record label for the release of our first album featuring David in the Octobass and me in the Badgermin. P.S. It would be great to see you here!
	🚽 9:21am HyperDose: This was made to be a ringtone
	🚽 9:21am AnAnonymousParty: The intermodulation distortion is the icing on the cake.
	9:21am queems: i hope my colleagues enjoy this one as much as i do
	9:21am Erin in TO: Shittyflute is the best Freebird so far
	🚽 9:21am -Ken: AAP. Will, KFHP, thanks for the artificial respiration!
	9:21am Fredericks: "Juli: Currently blasting freebird in quiet neighbor hitting the vape pen on a walk bc forgot headphones" How'd you get in the neighbor?
	9:21am mariano: Really sorry to hear about your loss, SteveO.
	9:21am StringOFperils: Yeah! Take it to the bridge!
	🚽 9:21am -Ken: And when I say respiration I mean the heart beat equivalent of that of course
	9:22am Fletchernyc: Sweet scheisse.
	9:22am Tony: Kenny. . .
	9:22am F💸F💸 (: The free bird just shat on me.
	9:22am Juli: Lmao at least this exists
	9:22am mariano: Handy: Happy upcoming birthday, and you're right -- fuck it, we'll do it live!
	🚽 9:22am Handy Haversack: Heartbeatspiration. It's real. Look it up, people!
	9:22am dave wuz here: ok party's over, you clowns don't need to go back to the big top but you can't stay here
	🚽 9:22am -Ken: LOOK AT THAT! Kham got a heart not despite Shittflute but BECAUSE OF IT! BE LIKE KHAM!
	9:22am FLiP: Hell flutes
	9:23am BillyLundun: I'm really glad I'm using the good speakers today, because the fidelity is really appreciated on Shittyflute's freebird.
	🚽 9:23am David (in London): mariano, you old roister-doister you.
	9:23am Juli: Haha 😂 Fred
	9:23am mariano: Heya, David! Seems like it's been ages. How are you, sir?
	9:23am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: hey, I am trying to work…
	9:23am Rick from SC: Freebird was our class song. Parsippany HS, 1979
	9:23am Andrew Waterloo: Shittyflute plays you backwards.
	9:24am Juli: I’m not cheap just in the negative rn, Ken 🙃😞
	9:24am gauche knee: Julius was a beautiful beast! Sorry steveo, may your wild one rest easy.
	9:24am MyAcademy: Laughing too hard to start working. Sorry employer. Thank you Ken.
	🚽 9:25am Handy Haversack: Your playing, while technically accurate, lacks passion.
	9:25am Erin in TO: I wasn't going to donate until my next pay, but I couldn't let Shittyflute go without a donation
	🚽 9:25am -Ken: Bukowski, snackGIRL! you both rule too. Thank you both!
	🚽 9:25am David (in London): mariano. All good thanks my man.
	9:25am Fletchernyc: This might actually be the most WFMU song ever played.
	9:25am steveo: epic slide whistle solo is not a phrase i use lightly
	🚽 9:26am David (in London): This flute is so shitty that it makes my local sewage treatment facility look like the cocktail bar at the Savoy.
	9:26am Juli: I will get my icons haha I actually think I just got a job!
	9:26am Stephen O: I can smell the brimstone
	9:26am FLiP: Shittyflute gets you some funny looks in the office. lol
	9:26am morphe': This is not "...MAY BE HELL..." Painful purgatory awaiting some release.. please gott
	9:26am Stan from Bokeelia: Freebird was our class song, too. Rainier HS, 1983. It beat out Van Halen's Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
	9:26am gauche knee: TIL: the words Free Bird are in the song FreeBird. Thanks for the education I didn’t know I wanted, Ken!
	9:27am Andrew Waterloo: I am trying very hard to hold a straight face.
	🚽 9:27am bukowski.: thanks -Ken, you're the only person i would pay to play this
	9:27am Tony: I really hope we finish this set with the Garbage Feelings cover
	9:27am SnackGirl in BK: Juli!! Yay!! Now I need one before October ends
	🚽 9:27am Handy Haversack: David, that much is true. I really feel like I can live in this zone for quite a while.
	9:27am kham: I hope Neil Young will remember - a southern man don't need his flute around anyhow
	🚽 9:27am Webhamster Henry: This is a hard act to segue.
	9:27am Erin in TO: @FLiP laughing at shittyflute with headphones in also gets you some funny looks at the office
	9:27am Juli: Good luck! Yeah some employer sought me out on INDEED I am still applying to better jobs tho
	9:28am Satan: Freebird? Oh, Hell no! All y'all, GTFO! NOW!
	9:28am timinoak: haha kham
	9:28am Fletchernyc: Me too! Michele and Matt killed it yesterday!
	9:28am morphe': ps. please gott also do not turn Clay on to the painful flute !!!! Is that my Donkey Cocateau calling???
	9:28am chris_in_space: Shittyflute is the best worst thing I've heard on FMU—maybe of all-time.
	9:28am Michele with One "L": FREEBIRD!!!!!!
	9:29am A Bee: How can I pledge to end this
	9:29am Juli: Where? Damn the karaoke? When does that happen?
	9:29am MD: Can we hear a Motorhead version...Please...YOU GOT ME KEN!!! IM THINKING OF SWITCHING TO CNN OR THEBBC...
	9:29am eva: good morning. this is shitty.
	🚽 9:29am HyperDose: FREEFORM LIVES! \m/
	9:29am FLiP: @Erin Haha! That totally would. lol
	🚽 9:29am Erin in TO: Ken has enriched my life with this show in ways I didn't know it needed
	9:29am Deep Fried Dutch Butter Man: Yo, Ken!!!! Play FREEBIRD!!!! <waves Bic lighter above his head>
	9:29am Sean in Glen Rock: epic af
	9:29am Juli: The never ending version….oh wait praise the ancestors
	9:29am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Everybody needs shittyflute in their lives.
	9:30am Strandlund: Does Wing do Freebird?
	🚽 9:30am Vivian: Is this the end?
	🚽 9:30am Ken From Hyde Park: This guy sounds like he's on acorns.
	🚽 9:31am Erin in TO: @Strandlund we can only hope
	9:31am queems: pulling out all the stops today
	🚽 9:31am Webhamster Henry: He's on nrocas. There it is - I thought this was going to be another Institutionalized show today.
	9:31am Sebastian: He's not on acorns, he's on snroca
	9:31am steveo: a+, kfhp
	9:32am StringOFperils: He's saying the other cowboys went that way >
	9:32am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Can't hear the acinomrah bit
	9:32am steveo: niatsabaS dna
	9:32am kham: garzambozia for breakfast
	🚽 9:32am bukowski.: -Ken, if you need more demented, unlistenable music, look no further: youtu.be...
	9:32am Sebastian: ho skcuhs
	9:33am Deep Fried Dutch Butter Man: Cool. That gum I like is coming back into style…
	9:33am FLiP: @Ken from Hyde Park: Almost spit my coffee out at that one. Haha
	9:33am Androu B.: If it wasn't for the fact that "Freebird" has connotations to the Confederacy attached to it, I'd enjoy it more.
	🚽 9:33am David (in London): I think Snroca is the name of my new Portuguese math rock band.
	9:35am MD: Worship Satin! Not Polyester!!!
	9:35am Maulydaft: Good lord this is why I don't listen to Ken's show! hahahaha! But at the same time, this is why I listen to WFMU :D :D
	9:35am Listener Phillip (the bronx): Good morning station manager "staysh" @Ken-
	9:35am Listener Robert: Back in the 1980s and early 1990s ISTR there were A FEW WFMU DJs who frequently played records backwards. On purpose.
	9:35am TerrDE: ah, I remember the summer when that was number one for six weeks
	9:36am BillyLundun: hello little eggy face
	🚽 9:36am HyperDose: Who thought it would be a good idea to give Ken a pedal board? What's next, a phase shifter?
	9:36am LP Stevenson: Dude. Your beef is with Michele. Stop taking it out on us.
	🚽 9:36am notϱniʜƨɒW ni ʜɔiЯ: !nɒtɒƧ liɒH
	9:36am Listener Phillip (the bronx): HAIL SATAN 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 to your followers this gloomy cloudy cold morning here in bronx little italy
	9:37am MD: Hell Raiser!!!! Beer Drinkin!!!
	9:37am Jeff in Brooklyn: hi @Androu - what are the confederacy connotations of freebird? i am unaware
	9:37am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: David, Party girl Eleanor is indeed enjoying the show. I saw her moving back and forth at least once in her rocking chair.
	9:38am queems: oh man i will be tuning in for that
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: The Talking Egg whispers of the true freedom of birds. All shells will be broken. What emerges? The Egg knows.
	9:38am Listener Phillip (the bronx): I must apologize for missing the first 30 min of your show today. Forgive me sir🎃🎃🎃
	9:39am Juli: What is wrong w your feelings, Ken?
	🚽 9:40am Will the Sound Guy: We've got you Ken
	9:40am P-90: Are we SURE the “K” isn’t supposed to be silent? How?
	9:40am Juli: Shittyflute was amaze and so was the Chinese version obvs
	🚽 9:40am Webhamster Henry: (Korean instrument Gayageum , whatevs)
	9:40am ChukAmok: @Jeff in Brooklyn Well, Skynyrd frequently flew a confederate flag, but a lot of bands did back then too (eg. MC5).
	9:40am TerrDE: Luna is Korean and living in Houston w her husband and son.
	9:41am YETI BOB: D(iL): I don't want to post an FB link, but I just did a quick search and there's someone named Aq Snroca फेसबुकमा छ. (I am easily amused)
	9:41am Juli: Oh nice, ty!
	9:42am Listener Phillip (the bronx): HAIL SATAN🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 OUR LORD & MASTER. bow your heads you heathens!!! In respect to our master🎃🎃🎃
	🚽 9:42am -Ken: Did I say Chinese? I meant to say Korean
	9:43am Michele with One "L": I can't believe you didn't play my version. Ken!
	9:43am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Verrronica is the Chinese one, Ken.
	🚽 9:43am David (in London): Count Yeti Bob. Great work! I'll try and draft him / her into the band immediately! I wonder if they realise the absolute joy of their name...
	🚽 9:43am Webhamster Henry: All trilled 'R' set please!
	🚽 9:44am David (in London): Yeti Bob, plus we could give Aksak Maboul some serious competition with a name like Aq Snroca...
	9:44am Jeff in Brooklyn: @chuckamok - thanks, I had forgotten that.
	9:44am Androu B.: @Jeff in Brooklyn If you're not familiar with Lynyrd Skynyrd, they shamelessly sport the Confederate flag at all of their live shows, which today is considered a symbol of the ugly history of systemic racism and enslavement.
	9:44am mariano: Stan: My friends and I rigged the ballot box to make our class song "Electric Funeral" but the Baptists who ran the school would have none of it. Surprisingly though they were OK with "Stairway to Heaven" being the theme of our senior prom ('87). And because they wouldn't countenance a dance on school property, it was held in a hotel ballroom complete with a full bar. God bless the Bible Belt.
	9:45am pocket vito: C'est une question de souris
	9:45am YETI BOB: D(iL) I love it, can I be in the band?
	9:45am Jeff in Brooklyn: @Androu - thanks
	9:46am Listener Phillip (the bronx): Satan be praised! They had red potatoes on sale at CTOWN ♥️♥️♥️🤘
	9:46am mariano: Whatever happens with David's band, remember, I'm lead triangle.
	🚽 9:46am -Ken: @Yeti, MicheLe, thanks for supporting my still-beating heart and WFMU!
	🚽 9:47am David (in London): Yeti Bob, absolutely. You're on lead tromba marina. And mariano's triangle is 8ft along each side.
	🚽 9:47am Handy Haversack: You're right, Mariano.
	🚽 9:48am -Ken: I feel nauseous and faint so if everything goes to silent, Joe McGasko or Scott, please come in to Studio B and turn on Yakety Sax please
	9:48am Stillwell Coney Islander: Here's to Ken's still-beating ❤️!!
	🚽 9:49am Erin in TO: @-Ken please don't die on air. Or at all
	🚽 9:49am Ken From Hyde Park: Do or do not resuscitate, -Ken?
	9:49am OnTheTrain: Ken can we get the tuba version of Stairway ?
	🚽 9:49am Webhamster Henry: Felix Kubin is a palette cleanser.
	9:49am kham: It's a Ken Klassic
	9:50am pocket vito: Those who sell propane in life are doomed to burn in propane fire in the great beyond
	9:52am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: David, mariano, YETI, As the manager of your band, I already got you a gig for a very special confederate rock event https://www.cafeoto.co.uk/Lynyrd-Skynyrd-opening-act-Snroca
	9:53am Franco Twinkie: Those who manufacture propane at home are bound to sleep by themselves.
	9:54am StringOFperils: I need antipane. I need pane relief.
	9:54am βrian: I more into methane production, myself — augmented with hydrogen sulfide and various compounds.
	🚽 9:55am David (in London): FoFo, I knew we could rely on you to get the band off to a swinging start. You are the prime Svengali of London Fields. Have you ordered the spangled jumpsuits we discussed?
	🚽 9:55am HyperDose: 🎵 Propane, propane. It's time to start the game 🎵
	🚽 9:55am Ken From Hyde Park: I'd be interested in hearing some songs from the methane flute genre.
	9:55am pocket vito: I'm into methane-phetamines and morphine-phetamines.
	🚽 9:56am David (in London): I've got to hop off for an hour to harvest some organs. Back for the final hour.
	9:56am Androu B.: For a while now, I've been proposing a song parody to Weird Al called "Propane" which is a take on Eric Clapton's "Cocaine".
	9:57am Franco Twinkie: Chana masala is good place to start if you want a large methane cloud hovering over your house.
	🚽 9:57am David (in London): She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, Petomane.
	9:58am Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories.
	9:58am βrian: I prefer my chickpeas a bit crunchy.
	9:58am Androu B.: And the video would make reference Hank Hill.
	9:59am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Oh, David! Jumpsuits?! I thought you said spangled ass-pants! Damn. I already ordered them.
	🚽 9:59am HyperDose: Hell, Norway or the Darvaza gas crater?
	🚽 9:59am PaulRobeson1920: Warm greetings from the Cab of a 14ft box truck in Greenpoint! Sounding great, Ken!!!! Freeformmmmhm, allrighttt
	🚽 10:00am Krys O.: My ex and I had dinner with Felix Kubin at the Town Pub in Bloomfield years ago. Such a swell gent.
	10:00am Listener Phillip (the bronx): @Androu B. Back in the 80s when Cyndie Lauper came out with ",girls just wanna have fun" my friend Screwy Louie? Re wrote the song lyrics to say ",girls just wanna get Fkd"
	10:01am Mister Dobalina: I wonder how Danzig is doing at the Home Depot lumber department?
	10:02am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Believe it or not Ken interviewed Felix Kubin eons ago in one of his shows. Remember Ken? Any interesting anecdote about the time you met the legend? A better anecdote than the one from the Obama the Rainbow guys?
	10:03am pocket vito: Elmo is a false idol!
	10:03am F💸F💸 💖📻🎃: Scaring Egg!!
	10:04am StringOFperils: Sickle-Me Elmo
	10:05am Mom: Did Ken find his trope? Popular in screen media is throwing a whole lovingly prepared lasagna in the trash to symbolize hurt.
	🚽 10:05am Handy Haversack: The Egg with Teeth! Tremble, O World!
	10:05am pocket vito: I stayed at a haunted Bed and Breakfast once - and they served some eggs just like this fella. Scariest breakfast ever. Plus the marmalade was unsweetened and super sour!
	🚽 10:05am Krys O.: Some documentation of the Felix Kubin visit from 2010: youtu.be...
	10:06am MD: what's the frequency Kenneth!!!???
	10:06am P-90: Oh, is THAT the frequency, Kenneth?
	10:07am Franco Twinkie: A double yolked egg is a thing of eternal fascination and a pleasure to defile.
	10:07am Tom from Stirling: Oh yeah, Rhys Chatham. And Glenn Branca too boot. Must be Hellraising time.
	🚽 10:07am Webhamster Henry: Pledge to get Ken's radio unsafe Kubin anecdote emailed to you.
	🚽 10:08am Handy Haversack: Webhamster, is it too late to get it printed on the back of the Taylor Ham shirt?
	10:08am bobobobob from Plasticland: i lent my drums to Glenn Branca when he played at UWM milwaukee ..he put me on the pest list
	10:09am Tom from Stirling: If you gotta go where you gonna go? Bring the port - a - potty. The Path train will accept your story.
	10:10am StringOFperils: Isn't there a WFMU Tote-a-Potty? In the store?
	🚽 10:11am Webhamster Henry: @Handy Some volunteer could hand write it on the back with a Sharpie.
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: I'll be there next Friday, writing hand at the ready!
	10:13am Tom from Stirling: The RedSox won the game last night. Did ya hear?
	10:13am F💸F💸_______________💖📻🎃: At least no signs yet of the Talking Pie
	10:14am Androu B.: Funny coincidence: the Johnathan Kane track is in the same key as EFD's DJ break theme.
	10:15am P-90: See? The event that could have had an inviting, hipster-cute name like “Ye WFMU Open Aire Record Faire” is unfortunately now known as “NO BATHROOM Record Sale.” This is why we can’t have nice things. Because you guys can’t remember to go before you attend.
	10:15am Juli: You leave Elmo alone!
	10:15am Franco Twinkie: Since the demographic of WFMU listeners Skewes old to ancient, how do you make any money at this yard sale without having a bucket to piss in?
	10:16am Fletchernyc: The eternal question. Re. Boys and their cute butts.
	🚽 10:16am HyperDose: Talking Pie™ only comes out if you've been REALLY naughty. shudders
	10:16am Stanley: Here he comes now.
	10:16am Juli: No way young ppl love records and such
	10:17am Juli: Wait no I mean young ppl love FMU too and records
	10:17am SnackGirl in BK: There are plenty of young listeners! I used to be young, for example
	10:17am holland oats: hannett 👍
	10:18am Juli: They aren’t hoping on the message board I am sure haha
	🚽 10:18am HyperDose: 2nd gen listener here! "goo goo freebird ga ga" 🍼👶🏾
	10:18am Franco Twinkie: As I was Snackgirl - during the Nixon administration.
	🚽 10:19am Handy Haversack: I don't know about the station, Franco, but I make money at the record sales by selling Handy's Pee Jugs. Patent pending!
	10:19am Juli: The Accu playlist is not a playground for children. 😡. No IDK they could be all around us.
	10:19am Androu B.: I wouldn't willingly go to Hell, per se, unless there's someone who needs to be saved from it's ravages.
	10:19am steveo: the artist on the bobs burgers track appears to be "St. Vincent" see www.youtube.com...
	10:21am Franco Twinkie: Handy, it's a growth market for sure. Yesterday I peed in the street in Pasadena, but not because I wanted to
	10:21am pocket vito: Don't think right, it's all twice :)
	10:21am Androu B.: Neil Cicierega track incoming....
	10:22am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: You are such youngsters, people! When I started listening to WFMU, radio wasn't even discovered yet. DJs would post you (via horse mail) the musical sheets of everything they played so you had to play the music on your own at home.
	10:22am holland oats: rip bob goat
	10:23am Juli: Sigh We didn’t ask to be born but here we are listening to Bob Dylan on the radio. 🥺🤩🥳🥰
	10:23am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: RIP Bobs Burgers Dylan
	10:23am SnackGirl in BK: When I was young, Dylan played NJ. Those were the days!
	10:24am pocket vito: Why can't this bastard sing in tune?
	10:24am Mister Dobalina: It's uncle Robert, on the radio!
	10:25am Juli: Don’t think spite, it’s all plus thrice…
	10:25am Mister Dobalina: I was training to have a Dylan free 2021, thanks for ruining it, Ken!!
	10:26am Franco Twinkie: My first radio was a crystal set from Radio Shack, FoFo, but here I am!
	10:26am yippie: I don't ask for ashtrays, I drop ash on the floor table bed computer . . .
	🚽 10:26am HyperDose: Must have been nice when piano rolls came out in the mid-1890's, huh F0F0? Hands-free listening! I definitely would have gotten that prune juice premium.
	🚽 10:26am -Ken: Juli, how CAN i NOT play Dylan at this moment. Have you seen the news?!!
	10:26am Androu B.: @pocket vito I think he was just laying down the foundation for rap music. Zimmy was truly ahead of his time.
	10:28am Juli: I am sure you will let us know v soon 🤫🤭😌😌😌😝🥳😏🤩🤩🤩😎🥸🥸❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🤍🖤💜❤️🧡💛💚💙🔍📌📈📨🎉🧽🧽🔮🪓⌛️⏳📺🎞💽🏹
	10:28am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Wow, Franco Twinkie! Cyrstal radios looked like fun!
	10:28am yippie: while your eyes cry I'm not scared of animals like you
	🚽 10:28am Handy Haversack: Why are there so many hot air balloons over Jersey City right now?
	10:28am pocket vito: Thanks for all the color Juli!
	10:29am Franco Twinkie: So much stuff had not yet been invented when Bob Dylan ruled the air waves. He was an alternative to doing your homework.
	10:29am pocket vito: She's your lover now, take her she's 15?
	10:29am Juli: 🤣
	10:29am Mister Dobalina: It shoulda been Dylan playing at Ken's & Andy's upcoming show instead of Thompson.
	10:30am Wenzo Toad: Mornin’ Ken, Keniacs... what’s the word on the balloon accident?
	10:30am yippie: I thought he forgot the words
	10:30am ChukAmok: @Handy Sounds like New Mexico has finally had enough and is invading JC!
	10:30am pocket vito: Ken cries wolf so much, when he announced Norm McDonald died I didn't believe it for a second.
	10:30am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Bob died in a freak hot air balloon accident. The truck transporting the balloons run over him.
	10:30am Wenzo Toad: wait his balloon crashed in his dogs grave?
	10:31am Brooklyn Clay: Ex touring manager - manager Jeff Rosen still very much alive
	10:31am Mortricia: That must have been a big dog.
	10:31am pocket vito: Hot air balloons and dog graves are a dangerous mix
	10:33am A Chris: Funeral pyres for pets are the way to go and could in no way turn into a freakish accident.
	10:33am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: He had a very long and fat Dachshund dog. Hence the depth and width of the grave.
	10:33am TVP: Whoa, how deep of a grave was he digging?
	10:34am pocket vito: Literally digging your own grave
	10:34am Lizardner Dave !: The dog wasn't even dead. He was put down two days after Brigden died.
	10:34am mb: Hey Ken and all u guys
	10:34am Stevel: [taking notes]
	10:34am queems: erosion though
	10:34am pocket vito: Do like Hunter S. Thompson and blast your dead pet into space
	10:34am Androu B.: That truly was a "grave error". (Showing myself out the door now.)
	10:35am MD: He's gone to da dogs...
	10:35am Fletchernyc: Booze?
	10:35am Brendan: The proper way to bury and eulogize a dog: https://youtu.be/w9PAwTAF9og
	10:36am ander: preach
	10:36am feedbackloop: Maybe he had to remove already buried loot/drugs/treasure to put the dog underneath it.
	10:36am MD: Let's not be so Grave....Please
	10:36am queems: maybe he fell in and broke his neck?
	10:36am Mister Dobalina: Or leave grave digging to experienced professionals who dig graves for a living.
	10:36am pocket vito: Maybe it would be appropriate to play Knuckles the Dog
	🚽 10:37am Ken From Hyde Park: He wound up on the permanent graveyard shift.
	10:37am Franco Twinkie: Most sensible people go Home Depot and and contract a young man in the parking lot to dig graves in their backyard.
	10:38am WO Town Wick: I don't get that this "news" is funny. But maybe I can't tell the difference between funny and a hole in the ground.
	10:40am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: 'Never dig a grave on your own', the most important lesson I learned today as the manager of Snroca .
	🚽 10:40am PaulRobeson1920: To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
	10:40am chresti: Morning Ken and programme participants raising hell! Listening from Griffith Park
	10:41am Wenzo Toad: but why was he burrying Bob Dylan’s dog? i think the dog knew something
	🚽 10:41am -Ken: Sorry, I typed that in the wrong place, but WO Town Wick, the only thing to remember about a hole in the ground is to never stick your head at the bottom of it.
	10:43am Brendan: On the trail head at the lake near me, somebody posted a sign ‘Lost dog missing one leg.’ Later, someone wrote ‘ now missing rest of dog’
	10:43am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Only put your head in the sand holes.
	10:43am WO Town Wick: Got it Ken. I have suffered from speluncaphobia for decades so no chance
	🚽 10:43am Threemoons: Like this Heroin Cover. Reminds me of the Peru Ubu cover of it that I heard over at GTDR yesterday.
	10:44am MD: Romney looks like he eats planets!!!
	🚽 10:44am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: But needs more cowbell.
	🚽 10:45am -Ken: @WO Town Wick: Because the sides of the hole could collapse and bury your head alive, and your upper body might be strong enough to extract yourself, so you could suffocate slowly, and die (that's why not to do it)
	10:45am Photoline: Hell yeah!
	10:45am StringOFperils: @Brendan > Ha ha ha
	10:45am Nick S.: RIP Dick Romney!
	10:46am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Speluncaphobia, that's gonna be my new band name. Featuring David in the Katzenklavier ("cat piano"), mariano in the tromba marina, and YETI BOB in the triangle...whether you guys like it or not.
	10:46am Alvy Singer: Nitwit Romney looking a bit like Max Headroom.
	🚽 10:46am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: THANK YOU STAYSH!!
	10:47am Ryansterlingvirtue: lots of truth in this song
	10:47am Franco Twinkie: Just say no to to backyard burials. There I've said it, I'll go forage for low hanging fruit now.
	10:48am pocket vito: I agree Franco, I bury all my bodies in the front. So I can keep an eye on 'em.
	10:49am bobobobobob: No Fentanyl HERoin....bobobob in Georgia
	10:49am Mister Dobalina: Cow bells & screaming goats always make this show mo' special!
	🚽 10:49am Webhamster Henry: Knuckles!
	🚽 10:49am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: When my Mom's cat died at 16, she wrapped him in a towel, dug a hole near the woods, buried him, and then put a TON of rocks over the grave so that raccoons/coyotes/the local black bear wouldn't dig him up. This is at the edge of a State park on her property line; if you go further uphill there are still a few foundations for ancient Dutch barns/huts and a few odd tulips growing where over the aeons squirrels dug them up and re-planted them.
	10:49am βrian: Don't bury your bodies where you raise your carrots, I say.
	10:50am Brendan: Very good, sir. Very very very very good.
	🚽 10:50am Ken From Hyde Park: Go, Knuckles!
	10:50am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: Very good song. But not as goos as Ruckles The Racoon Who Plunders Humans.
	10:51am prudy: Threemoons: Thats what I did with my 18 year old cat in the Catskills this past summer...
	10:51am F💸F💸_________💖📻🎃: good*
	🚽 10:51am Webhamster Henry: Don't fall in Knuckles' grave.
	🚽 10:51am HyperDose: This is making me want to revisit the Tread documentary
	10:51am StringOFperils: Mitt Romney's head looks like a ham
	10:51am Juli: Fuck this song is sad af 😢
	10:51am zopa: Excelsior!
	🚽 10:51am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: It was surreal...one day when I was about 16 we walked miles up hill and there...in the middle of the woods, was a line of rocks...followed by 4 or 5 fancy, frilly tulips, all in a row, like something out of a Dutch still life....we were on our way up to a hidden grove of black walnut trees that were isolated up on a rocky hill, away from the blight.
	10:52am bobobobob frm Milwaukee: Madison's Killdozzzzer but what about the Appliances frm Mad town???
	10:52am chresti: ooh nice beating hearts!
	🚽 10:52am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @StringofPerils don't insult ham that way
	🚽 10:52am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @prudy sorry for your loss, but yeah, the rocks are a must.
	🚽 10:53am HyperDose: This one's for you, chresti! 💓
	10:53am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: keep bringing those tips, people! My hitman is taking notes on how to bury properly!
	10:53am StringOFperils: I'm sorry You're right. Ham needs an advocate here. I apologize. The best thing is to stop looking at it.
	🚽 10:54am karlward: I came as soon as I heard
	10:55am Franco Twinkie: One last thing before I go foraging: I was in Nepal standing on a bridge watching bodies burned on wooden pyres then kicked into the river. Downriver people were washing carrots to sell at the farmers market in Kathmandu.
	10:55am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: It's the freaking Talking Pie! RUUUN!
	10:55am chresti: Aww thanks HyperDose!
	10:56am Stevel: bobobobob frm Milwaukee: Appliances! Probably the first act I saw when I moved to town n '81.
	10:57am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Note to self: Avoid fairtrade carrots from Nepal sold in Waitrose.
	10:57am chresti: So far I'm only allowed to have the pumpkin by the big cheeses.
	10:57am prudy: Threemoons: thanks...
	🚽 10:57am Handy Haversack: F💸F💸! All our transgressions are coming back again! In berry-filling form! Avert your eyes!
	🚽 10:58am Ken From Hyde Park: @Franco - Circle of life and all that.
	10:59am StringOFperils: Looks like nice fluffy crust, tenderly coaxed into shape by Quasimodo.
	🚽 11:00am HyperDose: Hurry, there are definitely enough "tickets" for everyone! www.eventbrite.com...
	11:00am TVP: No bathrooms, but are there bedrooms?
	🚽 11:01am -Ken: No bedrooms! What else have I missed?
	11:01am pocket vito: Abraham Lincoln had an atomic wombat also. Named Jimmy.
	11:01am bobob dublon milwaukee: Steve!! did see the band i was in Plasticland in mad town??
	🚽 11:02am Krys O.: I liked the Metropolitan Pavilion because I didn't have to take the G train to get there.
	11:02am Franco Twinkie: I would gladly go to a record fair at the Met if it was in the room with all the chain mail and suits of armor, otherwise forget it.
	🚽 11:03am HyperDose: No dumbwaiter shaft I can hide in?
	11:03am chresti: Any hotplates?
	11:03am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Don't worry, Handy! In any minute virtuous Talking Cheese Cake is gonna save us from the evil Talking Pie.
	11:03am bobobobob: i thot The Appliances were better musicians than Killdozer...my opinion
	🚽 11:03am Krys O.: No cooking of any kind, chresti. Not even popcorn.
	🚽 11:04am Handy Haversack: But Krys, if it ever comes back to Greenpoint, we can have a listener hang in our yard and I can point out the best of the local establishments!
	11:05am adampsyche: this whole album is great
	🚽 11:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Ice? Can we fill our ice buckets at the record sale?
	🚽 11:06am Krys O.: Thanks, Handy. Appreciate the offer. I used to hang out in Greenpoint/Wmsburg in the 80s/early 90s when friends lived there. I've been to Rekkid Fairs there too.
	11:06am Photoline: Gotta lava it
	🚽 11:07am Krys O.: Like air, ice is is not free.
	🚽 11:08am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Staysh in all seriousness when CAN we use the bathrooms? I'd be coming in from NYC; last potty stop is in the World Trade Center; IIRC there are no public facilities at the Exchange Place PATH, and I am not sure if that crappy mini-mall near Deloitte and Touche (which we all called Toilet and Douche when I worked there) is even OPEN and they don't have public restrooms either. Being a Female Person of a Certain Age, I will most DEFINITELY have to pee at some point. Also, when will Monty Haul reopen?
	🚽 11:09am karlward: About time for those WFMU branded portajohns to show up
	11:09am Androu B.: Never thought I'd hear a Moombaton Remix of a Metallica tune. This is amazing!
	🚽 11:09am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Karlward in all seriousness if part of our Hellraiser money went towards a Porta Potty Rental Slush Fund I would be OK with that.
	11:10am ChukAmok: @karlward That'll be the new SWAG when they run out of watches.
	🚽 11:10am HyperDose: Don't you mean a flush fund? o.O
	11:10am queems: i just slip into the hyatt and use their bathrooms
	🚽 11:10am Webhamster Henry: As a non for profit venue guy I can say: porta potties are $$$
	🚽 11:10am Krys O.: @Threemoons: Being of a similar demographic, I suggest taking melatonin as it can relieve urgency issues. I learned about that side effect personally.
	11:10am queems: just look like you're supposed to be there and nobody says anything
	🚽 11:10am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @queems not familiar where the Hyatt is compared to WFMU HQ??
	11:11am ChukAmok: How much must I pledge to adopt the pit behind the WFMU building?
	11:11am mariano: I'm glad someone's finally shining a light on Bruce Dickinson's early days as a Monkee.
	11:11am queems: @threemoons right outside exchange place path, on the water
	🚽 11:11am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Krys O can't take melatonin; specifically told not to by my neurologist. Oddly enough they are OK with CBD and similar.
	🚽 11:11am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Webhamster Henry Oh?
	11:11am ratso: Wow, nice to hear Bruce Dickinson on FMU.
	11:11am Ryansterlingvirtue: best mashup ever?
	11:12am βrian: Doug's first band in high school was Urgency Issue.
	🚽 11:12am Krys O.: Hmmm, melatonin is benign and has analgesic qualities, but I'd listen to the doc. :(
	🚽 11:12am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Queems OH THAT Hyatt? I never thought of ducking in there. Usually when I am down there it is for a gig, and if I really have to go, I just used the johns at my office at Toilet and Douche. Hah! Mentally I totally forgot about that huge ass Hyatt.
	🚽 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park: What's the cost of a Jersey City latrine permit? Volunteers with shovels could start digging immediately.
	11:13am chresti: Did not know that about melatonin, Krys O, I have to "go" like every 20 minutes.
	🚽 11:14am HyperDose: @ChukAmok You'll have to pry that lot out of the cold, dead hands of the bourgeoisie
	🚽 11:14am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Also, pro tip: If you go into the huge building at the end of the waterfront that houses Toilet and Douche, you DO need to show your work ID to get through the turnstiles. HOWEVER if you go in the entrance closest to the stupid mall thing, and look to your right, there used to be and probably still are nice bathrooms near where the UPS/FedEx drop boxes were the last time I checked. Been a few years but places like that tend not to change.
	11:14am ChukAmok: @HyperDose That is my intention.
	11:15am Birdman: KEN
	11:15am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: I volunteer to dig holes for WFMU latrines.
	🚽 11:15am karlward: There were no bathrooms for any of the shows on the last Black Sabbath tour, nobody complained, but you have one sidewalk sale with no bathrooms and everybody loses their minds
	11:16am OnTheTrain: @ Ken From Hyde Park , Did you not know JC is "America's Golden Door" .. Because someone pissed on it. jerseycityonline.com...
	🚽 11:16am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Krys O people with certain neurological conditions have all kinds of quirks depending on your ailment/condition. For example, I am also prohibited from taking...Nutrasweet. It metabolizes down to an analog of a neurocompound and can cause seizures in some people. FWIW I can't even TASTE aspertaine oddly enough. A zillion years ago, was at a diner with the folks and they mixed up my Coke and my bro's Diet Coke and I took one sip and tasted...bitter brown seltzer water.
	11:16am ChukAmok: @karlward They didn't need bathrooms on that tour as long as there was an Alamo nearby.
	🚽 11:17am -Ken: Thanks Birdman for pledging to the wednesday morning timeslot and keeping my heart pumping, albeit artificially! You "Rock!"
	11:17am queems: @threemoons yep! it's been a while since i've been in there, but if you go up the escalator to the lobby, you'll eventually see signs
	11:17am Photoline: Dial O U 25 or 6 2 4 812
	11:17am pocket vito: If only they cared as much about putting in public bathrooms as they do about putting public wifi everywhere
	🚽 11:17am -Ken: As do you Karlward, you "rock" too
	🚽 11:17am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Queems good to know. FWIW I have never been stopped or questioned from using a hotel can.
	11:17am Wenzo Toad: play politicians in my eyes do it do it -very special
	11:17am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Who needs bathrooms when most Black Sabbath concert goers wear adult diapers?
	🚽 11:18am -Ken: And Birdman. he really REALLY rocks!
	11:18am queems: @pocket vito they can't steal your data as easily from public bathrooms
	🚽 11:18am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @PocketVito I WISH that since the waterfront is SUPPOSED to be public property, that they would put up some public cans.
	11:19am Androu B.: I was wondering recently if Mike Nesmith was still alive. Apparently he is because I was just perusing his IMDB account and there was no date of death noted there. It also made me wonder why the Liquid Paper empire went belly-up.
	🚽 11:19am Krys O.: @chresti: Here is some technical info: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...
	11:19am pocket vito: I'm sure Apple is working on a way to let you piss your pants in public without putting down your phone. The iDiaper.
	11:19am Bimbus Bambus: Seamless transition.
	11:19am Photoline: Build Back Better Afghanistan
	11:19am Mister Dobalina: On todays menu at the FMU high school cafeteria, Bangers & Mash! Yum!
	🚽 11:20am HyperDose: Yeah, but how many cheap, brittle adapters will you have to buy, Pocket Vito?
	11:20am pocket vito: Oh this is the song Tony Soprano was listening to when he had a panic attack and crashed his car
	🚽 11:20am -Ken: I need 100 people to get that beating heart badge in order to plug in my real heart again. It seems like it's not fair, but I don't make the rules. My superhot Proctologist does, and she said I need 100 heart badges.
	11:20am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: I heard abou it, pocket vito. But apparently it's gonna be called iCrapMyself
	11:20am Birdman: @-Ken My pleasure.
	🚽 11:20am -Ken: Thanks Bimbus! Wasn't that incredible? Kind of like God's Own Segue
	🚽 11:20am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Krys O thanks for linky! My Mom could have used this years ago; now that she's on heavy chemo, no more melatonin or any other supplements for her. OTOH at least thank G-d she got hooked up with medical weedage and it's the ONLY thing that lets her eat.
	🚽 11:21am karlward: "Sale on the sidewalk / Bathrooms out of reach"
	11:21am Enriquito of The Cranford: Myslovitz!
	11:21am pocket vito: I hate to break it to you Ken, but those aren't hearts, they're upside down butts
	11:22am pocket vito: Ha Fofo, good one
	🚽 11:22am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Hey @Staysh got one for you: www.youtube.com...
	11:23am steveo: not only is Mike Nesmith alive, he's currently on tour with "The Monkees". Red Bank, NJ on Oct. 19
	🚽 11:23am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Also this: www.youtube.com...
	11:23am Alvy Singer: You know what they say about proctologist, you start at the bottom and you stay there.
	11:23am mariano: Ok, Ken, just gave and hoping the icons appear. If not, dibs on the next place in line to chain myself to Monty Hall in protest.
	11:24am Androu B.: @pocket vito ...or upside-down Devil Bunny tails!
	11:24am Franco Twinkie: You too Ken? When I told my Mom I had a super fox stick her finger up my ass she just about died laughing.
	🚽 11:24am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @mariano FREEFORM RADIO MEANS FREE TO GO! BRING BACK PUBLIC POTTIES AT WFMU!!
	11:24am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: ALSO don't forget to pledge to my own very own SCAM-A-THON (Send Coins for Audio Music) to fofo@hotmail.com My Commenter Premium includes personalised comments and a bucket full of As with umlauts.
	11:25am Hopey Sockmonkey: Currently The Monkees are Mike and Micky (and yes, they are on tour)
	11:25am mariano: Threemoons: In the words of the Good Book, you gotta go, you gotta go.
	🚽 11:25am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Staysh don't think we've done this one yet either: www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:25am Ken From Hyde Park: Your upside-down butt is there, mariano!
	🚽 11:25am -Ken: If anybody's pledge icons dont appear, I AM THE MAN to fix that as long as you are supposed to have a bloody bleeding beating heart being kept afloat by soviet scientists then I am YOUR MAN
	🚽 11:26am Krys O.: I have a signed copy of Nesmith's rarities CD.
	🚽 11:26am HyperDose: @mariano If there was a fourth wise guy, he definitely would have brought toilet paper
	11:26am βrian: I don't like pumpkin icons, sadly.
	🚽 11:26am Krys O.: Just pledged, though there might be lag.
	🚽 11:27am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: And this classic: www.youtube.com...
	11:28am Ryansterlingvirtue: anyone else seeing dry cleaning in NY next month?
	11:28am mariano: Lol, HyperDose! Yes, Ken, I need help with the icons, please drop everything you're doing and make it the station's first priority! Seriously though, do one-off pledges not count, or is there a minimum? Been giving $20 here and there, though I'm also a SFL-er.
	🚽 11:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Just found this also: www.youtube.com...
	11:29am mariano: Hey hey, my heart appeared, never mind!
	🚽 11:29am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: @Mariano IIRC $100 for the heart
	🚽 11:30am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: I could do this all day, @Staysh www.youtube.com...
	11:31am Birdman: If you’re an icons enthusiast, WFMU is your station.
	11:32am YETI BOB: ICON DIG IT!
	11:32am Androu B.: @Krys O. That's very interesting! Do you have the lowdown on why the Liquid Paper company went bankrupt?
	🚽 11:32am Erin in TO: All these beating hearts on my screen are kind of hypnotic
	🚽 11:32am Handy Haversack: Mariano's workin' in the Kremlin with an upside-down butt!
	11:32am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Why pledge to Ken and wait forever for your icon to appear?! Pledge to me instead and get your icon instantly ! I have a wide range of cool icons such a Brick and a Matryoshka doll.
	🚽 11:32am -Ken: YOU the man mariano!
	🚽 11:32am Ken From Hyde Park: That much is true, Handy.
	🚽 11:33am -Ken: I see what you're doing there f0f0 you non-pledgin' icon counterfeitin' no good LIMEY
	11:34am mariano: Handy: in Australia that butt would be right-side-up (though it would go down the drain counterclockwise). Where's Scott67 when you need him for corroboration...
	11:35am YETI BOB: They still make Liquid Paper
	11:35am Marie: Hey, late to the party, but glad to be here to hear and see. Hi Ken! Hi everybody!
	11:35am StringOFperils: I pledged almost a week ago, and still no icons. do you hear me complaining?! Oh...
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: F💸F💸's an iconoclast! Tremble before him, O pledgers! Math checks out, Mariano. Ahhhh. The One True Talking Egg has returned to us. In the words of the Talking Egg, all our icons appear.
	11:36am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: I already send the bitcoins to officialken@yahoo.com as per your request.
	🚽 11:36am Krys O.: @Androu B: Nesmith's mom sold the company to Gillette back in 1979. He had nothing to do with them going bankrupt or whatever. She sold Liquid Paper to the Gillette Corporation for USD $47.5 million in 1979 (worth $174.73M in 2021). At the time, her company employed 200 people and made 25 million bottles of Liquid Paper per year.[8]
	🚽 11:36am David (in London): Back in the room. Is Bob Dylan still alive?
	11:37am mariano: Ken (@11:33): I want to use that quote as a blurb on the cover of my autobiography unless there are complex and arcane legal issues. Welcome back, David -- so much has happened in your absence. Upside-down Russian rumps going down the drain counterclockwise, the works...
	🚽 11:37am Handy Haversack: Kind of, David. His butt's upside-down and being used as his heart. But now it's called an Australian heart, which you might recognize as a figgy serial killer.
	11:38am Listener Robert: "Bee purple" is a term used by physiologic psychologists for the color we think bees perceive from a mixture of ultraviolet and orange light.
	11:38am Marie: He was on fire!
	🚽 11:38am Rich in Washington: I give that episode four and a half Beales.
	11:39am Juli: I think we are all pretty much smoking rn… Lol I want to sue Face Face
	🚽 11:39am Baja Joe: Mark rules!
	🚽 11:39am David (in London): Christ, I turn my back for five minutes and you've all gone (even more) berserk. Someone please do a Mark Hurst / Institutionalised mash up immediately.
	11:39am Androu B.: @YETI BOB Well, I'm hard pressed to find any store that carries it. Would Office Max/Office Depot sell it?
	11:39am Jeff in Brooklyn: Mark Hurst was EPIC Monday
	🚽 11:39am Erin in TO: Mark was on fire Monday, it was amazing
	🚽 11:39am Glistener MW: Monday's TechTonic was incredible. We (WFMU, and humanity) are lucky to have Mark.
	🚽 11:39am Handy Haversack: "How many genocides is it going to take?"
	11:40am PMD: I would have expected a higher volume
	11:40am admiral crisp: That was a great techtonic. Mark was fired up
	11:40am queems: this is the energy i want to bring into 2022
	11:40am brainiac: Mark is mad as hell
	🚽 11:40am PaulRobeson1920: Mark is speaking the truth! Facebook has consistently disregarded the public good in the name of avarice
	11:40am PMD: @queems, yes
	🚽 11:40am Ken From Hyde Park: Mark has posted this link before: www.deletefacebook.com
	11:40am Franco Twinkie: Mark was amazing! Even though people were going " Er, Mark, it's up again." He was unstoppable!
	11:40am Juli: F Facebook No more posting
	🚽 11:40am Glistener MW: @David: I shall! I'll send the mashup to Ken in case he winds up doing the Institutionalized show this month
	11:41am ChukAmok: PREACH.
	11:41am luka: PREACH MARK
	11:41am MD: TESTIFY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:41am MD: TESTIFY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:41am chresti: Evil Zuckmonster!
	11:41am Juli: No more Instagram…? Time to make a website
	11:41am MD: TESTIFY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:41am Listener Phillip (the bronx): I use twitter. But I have no followers😭 I cant find anyone on twitter that will talk to me😭😭😭😭
	11:42am YETI BOB: Androu: www.officedepot.com...
	🚽 11:42am David (in London): Glistener MW: bonus points to you for pro-activity and nous!
	🚽 11:42am Handy Haversack: I can't believe I had to miss Techtonic to have dinner with K8's folks. I mean, I like them and all. But TECHTONIC!!
	11:42am Juli: Time to go listen to this
	11:42am mrdonutsu: This is where I always have to turn Mark off. Cannot stand these pompous rants.
	11:42am @gizzypop666: I'll talk to you Listener Phillip
	11:42am Hopey Sockmonkey: Everyone has a whiny excuse.
	11:42am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: StringOFperils, Don't worry, my brother! I have a cool icon for you: 🧦
	11:42am Bimbus Bambus: bye, donut man
	11:43am Juli: Nah I am done w the Social Media
	11:43am mrdonutsu: Now I'm back!
	11:43am chresti: Dammit! No beating heart!
	11:43am StringOFperils: @f@f@ > Thanks bogus icon man!
	🚽 11:43am Webhamster Henry: Pledge enough and get Ken's Party Girls comp CD.
	🚽 11:43am Handy Haversack: I hope Eleanor gave permission for this.
	11:43am !?: @threemoons: I just checked out that sweet fat bottom Alabama video, those two songs fit together like hand and glove.
	11:44am Marie: Sounds like that weiner, "Tucker"
	11:44am Androu B.: Thanks, YB! Good to know it's still around!
	11:44am Juli: Lmao lmao
	11:44am Listener Phillip (the bronx): 54 yrs old on the 21st. No friends 😭 cant get anyone to talk to me on twitter even though I follow them😭😭😭
	11:44am Franco Twinkie: That performance was one for the books. It codified everything Mark had be grousing about for just about ever, and it came to pass.
	🚽 11:44am PaulRobeson1920: Foresight!! Mark’s on it- like Neil Postman!!!!
	11:44am mrdonutsu: Just can't deal with anyone barking like that, regardless of the content — as if they have all the answers and everyone else should JUST.DO.WHAT.I.SAY.
	11:45am paul b: That Mark Hurst thing was beautiful - I had missed that Monday because I had to catch the bus home
	11:45am YETI BOB: mrdonutsu: he's right though. all FB employees should just walk.
	🚽 11:45am David (in London): A Party Girl from the Old Testament? You crazy party girl Bathsheba.
	11:46am brainiac: I think they call that a "call to action," if I'm not mistaken.
	11:46am chresti: Mark Zuckerberg LOVES sword waving party girls!
	11:46am Megaroni: Sir Ken! Hell Raisin’ it
	🚽 11:46am Glistener MW: This mashup is incredible! Although I'd rather picture Tr*mp as the Diarrhea Lady than as the Party Girl
	11:46am Photoline: Evangelicals have always been mentally ill
	11:46am StringOFperils: Hah! Herzog doom voice
	11:46am Carmichael: "Overwhelming fornication."
	🚽 11:46am Rich in Washington: if fornication isn't overwhelming, you're doing it wrong, Werner.
	11:46am YETI BOB: of course it won't happen because the money's too good. this is basically a regulatory failure IMO
	🚽 11:47am Krys O.: @chresti: I think that also applies to Elon MuskySmell.
	11:47am Carmichael: C'mon, David. Who do you think Mary Magdelene was, a WCTU member?
	11:47am Juli: 😳🙄
	🚽 11:47am PaulRobeson1920: “ What we are talking about here is not blasphemy but trivialization, against which there can be no laws. In Technopoly, the trivialization of significant cultural symbols is largely conducted by commercial enterprise. This occurs not because corporate America is greedy but because the adoration of technology pre-empts the adoration of anything else. Symbols that draw their meaning from traditional religious or national contexts must therefore be made impotent as quickly as possible —that is, drained of sacred or even serious connotations. The elevation of one god requires the demotion of another. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me” applies as well to a technological divinity as any other.” - Neil Postman in Technopoly
	11:48am βrian: Herzog: "Buh Twy?"
	11:48am Juli: Big time burn the Bible
	11:48am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: For the people that missed latest Techtonic show: https://www.facebook.com/mark.hurst/techtonic-podcast
	🚽 11:48am PaulRobeson1920: Mark! Mark is telling the truth!
	11:48am Juli: Apologies
	🚽 11:48am David (in London): Carmichael, I thought she was a specialist in bridge engineering..? (Sorry, bad Oxford joke).
	11:48am Owen: Porest! Hell Yes.
	11:48am Photoline: Replace religion with robot sex worship
	11:49am iiibeat: Maybe the Facebook outage is a distraction from The Pandora Papers . .
	11:49am Androu B.: Speaking of calls to action, Hollywood filmmakers are planning to go on strike.
	🚽 11:49am Rich in Washington: Hi Aziz!
	11:49am teod: ugh, field recordings
	11:49am Marie: This garbage could only take root in a sea of ignorance
	11:50am pocket vito: Free Britney for all my friends!
	🚽 11:50am Glistener MW: Thank you for getting me into Porest, Ken!
	11:50am Photoline: Another 7/11 happens every day
	11:50am Juli: 😡
	11:51am Androu B.: LLTR!!!
	11:51am egould310: Yeah this is pretty weird.
	11:52am Juli: This is poisoning my aura
	11:52am Roberto: This is almost as great as Down With Culture.
	11:52am Juli: 🤣🥲
	🚽 11:52am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken! Take care!
	11:52am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: From Mark Hurst to Mark Porest to Mark Zuckerberg. This show has all marks!
	11:53am Roberto: Oops Down with Culture. Prepositions not to be capitalized unless they are at the beginning of a phrase.
	11:53am Androu B.: This is as PROPHECY FORETOLD!
	11:53am Juli: Wow this shit sucks
	11:53am Juli: Haha
	11:53am StringOFperils: Ha ha ha ha ha
	🚽 11:53am Rich in Washington: I demand a Mark Hurst vs Mark Zuckerberg cage match!
	11:53am Juli: Like in the content manner
	11:54am Lizardner Dave !: Eet is a Britney Day. Brrr...
	🚽 11:54am PaulRobeson1920: Thanks, Ken! Thanks, MARK HURST!! Peace&loVe ya’ll!!! & BIG Thanks -WFMU!!!!!!!!!!!!
	11:54am Juli: Nice Hell theme played out to the end, Ken
	11:54am FLiP: We all float down here.
	11:54am chresti: Thanks Ken! Love Porest!
	11:54am Roberto: Unless the artist chooses to capitalize them, which would be acceptable seeing as it's a proper noun and standard English conventions don't necessarily apply.
	11:54am Birdman: We are already dead.
	11:55am StringOFperils: Wow! These are really clear pictures.
	11:55am mariano: No need to get all maudlin, David. Thank you, Ken!
	11:55am Bimbus Bambus: Britney 2024
	11:55am Juli: Do not perpetuate darkness my loves
	11:55am Hopey Sockmonkey: Is this the place for the free britney?
	11:55am Juli: Bbl lol
	11:55am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: You know you're old when people diss Porest.
	11:55am brainiac: Well done, Ken Your broadcast has once more reached mighty Cthulhu while he slumbers under the waters, and elicited from him a chortle.
	🚽 11:56am David (in London): Thanks Ken. A load of first class bollocks today. Later groovers. (Thanks for rescuing that dying joke mariano...)
	11:56am Tony: f r e e b r I t t a n y
	11:56am Androu B.: Thanks Mr. Freeform Man and all the Freed Forms here and abroad! Muchas Gracias y hasta la proxima, F💸F💸!
	11:57am Juli: Haha my PTSD 🥲🤣🤫🤭🤣
	11:57am radioronan: Thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:57am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thank you for getting me going on this Hump Day!
	🚽 11:57am David (in London): FoFo, we need liquid refreshment at the Cat & Mutton again soon. Adios amigo.
	11:57am StringOFperils: Read it like Chris Walken
	11:57am βrian: Mary Wing is on the Drummer Stream, if that's your fancy: wfmu.org...
	11:57am Marie: I have a ticket!
	11:58am Stillwell Coney Islander: Adiós!
	🚽 11:58am HyperDose: Thanks for the hang, Ken, Egg, Pie, and freeformites! Drafting up the adoption papers now. You should have them by the end of the week. 📝
	11:58am brainiac: Don't forget to perpetuate darkness!
	🚽 11:58am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Ken. Hearts to you! 🖤🖤🖤
	11:58am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great GIFs, icons, comments, grave anecdotes and music as usual. Take care, people! Till next episode and remember: do not put your head inside the grave hole.
	11:58am !?: @krys O.: Elon MuskySmell ! Hehehe, that was a good one.
	🚽 11:58am Handy Haversack: ¡Hasta la semana proxima, F💸F💸! Thanks, Ken! Brilliant stuff. Later on, Freed Forms. Keep those butts beating!
	11:58am please stop the spam: please!
	11:59am Hopey Sockmonkey: Thanks for the show, Ken!
	11:59am Juli: Do as you wish and wish as you do…if you are into that misery shit 🤣
	11:59am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: David, Yes! It's about time.
	🚽 11:59am DjLorraine: Thanks Ken (and Mark Hurst)
	11:59am Carmichael: Really really!
	11:59am F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Nos vemos pronto, Androu B
	11:59am Juli: FTW :)
	🚽 11:59am -Ken: Thank you all! Thanks 3especially to those who have pledged!!
	11:59am Franco Twinkie: And a jolly time was had by all. Thanks Ken.
	12:00pm F💸F💸________💖📻🎃: Que te vaya bien, Handy!
	12:00pm Juli: Burn the bible
	12:00pm SnackGirl in BK: Cheers, all! Great show, Ken!
	12:00pm Listener Phillip (the bronx): Welcome back mister FUNK🎃🎃🎃
	12:01pm Listener Phillip (the bronx): Welcome back!! Mister FUNK🎃🎃🎃
	12:01pm Talking Egg: Thanks for coming folks!! Please take your personal belongings with you and get out NOW
	12:02pm Talking Pie: Where is HyperDose Talking Egg? You promised me he would be here!
	12:03pm Juli: Just saying can’t we focus on PAN
	12:03pm Juli: The darkness isn’t lols drugs and shit haha
	12:03pm Elon Musk: Hi Juli
	🚽 12:04pm HyperDose: This is my 21st post. I'm risking life and limb by being here!
	12:05pm Talking Pie: It's here! Get him Talking Egg! Take him to my lair!!
	12:06pm Juli: Sex is Pan and other gods just saying Satan is prolly cool and darkness may v well be cool but really I mean like lemme think about it more haha ✌️ Peace out
	12:06pm Juli: 🤣 Elon Musk
	🚽 12:07pm HyperDose: Damn, Juli hitting us with the hard truth today! Would love to stay here in purgatory, but the romaine & tomatoes at the produce shop are calling my name. Smell ya later, Egg!
	12:08pm Talking Pie: You let him escape Talking Egg! Oh you dumb egg!

Ken: Playlist from October 6, 2021

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