WFMU: The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from April 2, 2021

Listener comments!
	8:42pm MOM: My daughter is now a master, I couldn't be more proud!
	9:43pm Leland Meadows: Almost, masters Mom. Tonight is our final class tonight where they let the public attend. We have learned so much over the past 12 weeks with the masters and hope everyone else will dream in velvet as we do.
	9:54pm Constance De Witt: We have learned so much indeed, hope you all will learn a couple of things too!
	♥ 10:01pm ultradamno: C&L! Loving lovers of lovilicious lovetatiousness
	♥ 10:01pm Bro Mance: I’m learning and loving
	♥ 10:02pm Kat in Chicago: Nothing says romance like Brassica oleracea.
	♥ 10:02pm Scott67: Lovvvverrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzz!! 😎🤙💜💜
	10:02pm Leland Meadows: I have learned so much from the master Fabio Lanzoni.
	♥ 10:03pm Bra Mance: I can’t believe it’s not butter... spray.
	♥ 10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I just want everyone know that I just trimmed my fingernails.
	10:03pm Constance De Witt: What makes romance work for you?
	♥ 10:03pm Franco Twinkie: Lard.
	10:04pm Constance De Witt: I have learned that it's important to keep trimmed fingernails for make your lover happy.
	10:04pm Leland Meadows: Con Con loves 12 Dozen Long Stem Roses laid out on a sandy beach where we walk hand in hand. Original romance!
	♥ 10:04pm Bra Mance: I can’t believe I’m not bitter.
	♥ 10:04pm Franco Twinkie: I've been told.
	♥ 10:04pm Scott67: Wait!!! WHAT??? Final episode???
	10:05pm Constance De Witt: Scott worry not - just the last of a series of 12 classes about romance that we attended!
	♥ 10:05pm Aitch: Do we get a diploma after the last lesson? I'm nervous about the exams
	10:05pm Leland Meadows: Final class of the Romance Masterclass Scott. You will be a master after just one lesson. Next week we will be able to do amazing things in love and life.
	♥ 10:05pm Bro Mance: Scott we just got this station back we CANT have any more upsets.
	10:06pm Leland Meadows: We have been pondering creating a romance kit for a future marathon, with certificate Aitch. So yes, oh god yes!
	♥ 10:06pm Scott67: You are freaking me out Constance! I am trimming my nails as I write.
	♥ 10:06pm chresti: Good elvenening Constance and Leleland!
	♥ 10:07pm Bro Mance: There will be some grief and trauma counseling for the “steamr” debaucle on next Thursday’s primal ice cream if you want to call in with grievances.
	♥ 10:07pm Aitch: Do your toes too Scott, things getting weird
	♥ 10:07pm ultradamno: A respectful handshake over breakfast is morning touching though.
	♥ 10:07pm Rich in Washington: Hi Con Con and Le Le!
	♥ 10:07pm Franco Twinkie: After this, I'm afraid it's back to the dumpster enclosure where negotiations for love are more haphazard and random.
	♥ 10:08pm Kat in Chicago: My fist might need some physical therapy after all that pumping yesterday
	♥ 10:08pm Franco Twinkie: What about the ironing board!?!
	♥ 10:08pm Scott67: Always Aitch,mix only for the bedsheets. 💅
	♥ 10:09pm Rich in Washington: I use those huge surgery room lamps. Don't judge me.
	♥ 10:09pm Bro Mance: Cover the ironing board with tin foil!
	♥ 10:09pm Bro Mance: Always put a table cloth on top of your “little box”
	♥ 10:10pm Kat in Chicago: I gave up on romance some time ago, but I'm moving into a new apartment next week so maybe I can pick up some decorating tips at least
	10:10pm Constance De Witt: Always have some books ready to sit on when you're in your soft chair!
	10:10pm Leland Meadows: Be sure to put books under your chair cushions and USE those Xmas lights!
	♥ 10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Kat, just do the dishes with extra hot water and you'll be pumping that fist like a leather daddy before you can burn a frozen pizza.
	10:10pm Constance De Witt: Kat - Barb has a few tricks for you!
	♥ 10:11pm Bro Mance: Romantic if you are a crazy control freak!
	♥ 10:11pm Kat in Chicago: Nice diaper, Fabio.
	♥ 10:11pm Franco Twinkie: Can I wipe myself with the table cloth?
	♥ 10:11pm ultradamno: "Time for you to get busy", that's pretty racy of Barb
	10:12pm Cp304: oh my
	♥ 10:12pm Franco Twinkie: The broom closet?
	♥ 10:12pm ultradamno: That is not enough to take what Fablio has to release.
	♥ 10:13pm Bro Mance: Kat - ask barb if she will show you how to make “fist splints” for tired fists and wrists.
	♥ 10:13pm ultradamno: err, Fabio, The Old Codger trained me wrong.
	♥ 10:13pm Scott67: I just had a Covid Test, so will have to wait for it to come out on video.
	♥ 10:14pm Bro Mance: Remember when Fabio got hit in the face by a goose while he was on a rollercoaster?
	♥ 10:15pm Franco Twinkie: I'm loosing altitude, snap this popper under my nose, we still have 45 minutes to go.
	♥ 10:15pm Scott67: Deep nasal penetration was something very new & stimulating to me. Eye watering in fact! 👃🤺
	♥ 10:15pm Bro Mance: Subconscious Fillings?
	10:15pm Cp304: this guy should be on HSN
	10:16pm Ursula1000: good evening!
	♥ 10:16pm Franco Twinkie: Like dat?
	♥ 10:16pm Bro Mance: U1k!!!!
	♥ 10:16pm Scott67: I have the Barry White voice for this show, at the moment.
	10:18pm Leland Meadows: So much safe sax.
	10:18pm Constance De Witt: Mystic Moods Orchestra AND Candy Dulfer - who are the brains behind this amazing series of Romance Conferences?
	10:19pm Leland Meadows: Oh wait, it's getting a little wild now. Feeling a bit dizzy.
	♥ 10:20pm coelacanth∅: this is safe sex music. abstinence music in fact.
	♥ 10:20pm Franco Twinkie: It's a good thing this camera has a motion stabilizer, I'm starting to tremble.
	♥ 10:20pm ultradamno: There is only maximum closeness when dancing with Fabio
	♥ 10:21pm Kat in Chicago: As a matter of fact, my new apartment has a decorative fireplace.
	10:21pm Cp304: i remember our ottoman.. i threw it a few times.. back in the day..
	♥ 10:21pm Scott67: Don't add extra candles anywhere else!! 🕯
	10:21pm Hams: what about a space heater?
	♥ 10:21pm Bro Mance: Safe sax?!
	♥ 10:22pm Franco Twinkie: Can't we just clear the table and eat after?
	♥ 10:22pm ultradamno: Oh, what a delicious electronic pun...
	10:22pm Cp304: yeah Bro, you put a glove over the Reed
	♥ 10:23pm Bro Mance: Fabio has a nice decorative fireplace.
	♥ 10:23pm Scott67: I'm hungry! 😎🤙🌮
	♥ 10:23pm coelacanth∅: i had a beautiful apartment years ago with a decorative fireplace in my bedroom. if i'd expected to be there for 9 years i would've paid to have it become a functional fireplace. i stored a pile of banned books in it.
	♥ 10:24pm chresti: Did someone say enema?
	♥ 10:24pm Franco Twinkie: Can I use your rolling pin to make a pie?
	♥ 10:24pm Kat in Chicago: nice, coel
	♥ 10:26pm Franco Twinkie: What is that thing poking out of your ear Con Con?
	♥ 10:26pm Scott67: Ummm!! My jeans are tight.👖
	10:26pm Constance De Witt: It was Leland poking my ear with a K-Tel record. uff!
	♥ 10:26pm Bro Mance: Moan ments in love.
	10:27pm Leland Meadows: Ordering Hey Love now Con Con!!!
	♥ 10:27pm Franco Twinkie: LaWanda Page?
	♥ 10:27pm ultradamno: Oh, the places it'll go
	♥ 10:27pm Bro Mance: I never K and TEL
	10:28pm Cp304: i think the last KTel record i had was the lollywinks
	♥ 10:28pm Bro Mance: Night terrors??
	♥ 10:29pm Kat in Chicago: That's what I heard too, Bro
	♥ 10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Squeeze her till cottage cheese come out of her nostrils.
	♥ 10:29pm coelacanth∅: Leland - something about old spice deodorant ...go ahead, whisper it
	♥ 10:29pm chresti: Impraisa?
	♥ 10:30pm coelacanth∅: Constance and Leland are growing up by leaps and bounds
	♥ 10:31pm Scott67: Ohhh yeaahhh!
	♥ 10:31pm Franco Twinkie: My back hurts, can I get a Fresca and just watch for awhile?
	♥ 10:32pm Bro Mance: Dill salad and hot dog water. Romance is served.
	♥ 10:32pm Scott67: I have coconut oil on my shirt now?
	♥ 10:33pm Franco Twinkie: That queefing is music to my ears!
	♥ 10:33pm chresti: Wonderful signs in the tropics.
	♥ 10:34pm Bro Mance: Ally Mcbeal baby!!!!
	♥ 10:35pm ultradamno: The area around Fabio is like a roving fertility rite, that's true
	♥ 10:36pm Scott67: Flip 5 more pages & see how to avoid a baby.
	♥ 10:36pm Franco Twinkie: I can't. The pages are stuck together. Just describe it to me.
	♥ 10:36pm Bro Mance: Don’t do it ! Don’t make a baby !
	10:38pm Ursula1000: who else is woofing down popcorn to this?
	♥ 10:38pm Bro Mance: Maybe ally mcbeal will give you her baby.
	♥ 10:39pm ultradamno: I thought Leland was the baby
	♥ 10:39pm chresti: Babies cry a LOT, not very romantic.
	♥ 10:39pm ultradamno: Oh, there we go.
	10:39pm Cp304: sketti here Ursula.. i feel like it's the late seventies again and i'm sittin at the top step listening to my babysitter and her boyfriend..
	10:39pm Leland Meadows: Me Me Me, they served us complimentary popcorn during the sex act.
	10:40pm Ursula1000: @Cp304 totally!
	10:40pm Constance De Witt: oh CP there you go, you had a free lesson from the Masters of Romance!
	♥ 10:40pm coelacanth∅: and they smell. and worst of all the eventually turn into adult-like creatures
	10:40pm Cp304: yes, thank you so much constance.. i'll try this next chance I get
	♥ 10:41pm chresti: That's what happens if you don't have a baby, your partner becomes a giant baby.
	10:41pm Ursula1000: Fabio! Look out for that goose! And.....too late.
	♥ 10:41pm Scott67: And the arresting officer.
	♥ 10:41pm Bro Mance: There’s lots of stuff you can do and you still can technically stay virgins.
	♥ 10:42pm ultradamno: That's a power trio
	♥ 10:43pm coelacanth∅: isn't that the purpose of children? to work?
	♥ 10:44pm Scott67: 🍷🍷
	♥ 10:45pm Franco Twinkie: I think hot dogs in a classic beurre blanc would hit the spot right about now.
	♥ 10:45pm ultradamno: The paved the way for Unit 3 & Venus and Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players
	10:46pm Cp304: that mystic moods never disappoints
	♥ 10:46pm coelacanth∅: somebody snuck in a case of roma wine you guys. it's back there by the emergency exit. just pass the bottles around.
	♥ 10:46pm Franco Twinkie: Anyone want to do a dab?
	♥ 10:47pm chresti: I think it's Fabio's wine. He sells it on the side.
	10:47pm Cp304: sure, i gotta werk early tho
	♥ 10:47pm Bro Mance: LOL U1k obsessed w that moment
	10:48pm Cp304: Mama Dia!
	♥ 10:48pm Bro Mance: Making a twist on taco salad tonight- nacho salad! Is that romantic or what.
	10:48pm Leland Meadows: Con Con, on the phone with Mama Dia now ordering 'Great Italian Love Songs' and inviting her over to dinner with Jean this month if that is okay.
	♥ 10:48pm Franco Twinkie: It's starting to smell funny in here.
	♥ 10:49pm coelacanth∅: Mama Dia knows how to use a knife, but she doesn't have to
	10:49pm Leland Meadows: Jean Shaw and Mama Dia will become the best of friends in Den #4!
	10:49pm Cp304: i gotta get that album
	♥ 10:50pm solo mon: Jean loves a good Italian 🚬
	10:50pm Leland Meadows: Sourires / Smiles is a winner Cp ... Close Encounters and Good Bad Ugly is on it too. A.L.'s favorite album!
	♥ 10:51pm coelacanth∅: i remember those 2 from one of my sister's boyfriend's frat's toga parties
	10:51pm Cp304: taco bell drive thru girl will shurely be mine if i play that mama dia album in pick up
	♥ 10:51pm Aitch: I think I need the Fabio album
	♥ 10:52pm ultradamno: This life is too bright, someone turn down the lights
	♥ 10:52pm Franco Twinkie: Fabio, when you get done wiping yourself on that bolster cushion, will you grab that tub of lard by the bed and help me make some tortillas?
	10:52pm Cp304: Close encounters! ok, im in
	10:52pm Hank: Hello torchers!
	10:52pm Leland Meadows: Mama Dia is picking all of us up in her bus. She will be here at the top of the hour.
	10:53pm Constance De Witt: CP you ARE a Master of Romance. Ready for the coaching program!
	10:53pm Constance De Witt: Good evening, Hank!
	10:53pm Cp304: lol
	10:53pm Leland Meadows: Hank! We wish you and Mom were here with us!
	♥ 10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Hank, what are you doing here? I though you were painting the laundry porch?
	10:54pm Hank: I am listening in the background while ironing shirts
	♥ 10:54pm chresti: Oh look, they're in Hollywood!
	♥ 10:54pm Kat in Chicago: Nice black satin diaper, Fabio.
	♥ 10:54pm ultradamno: Fabio had to chuckle recalling the humor of women
	10:54pm Constance De Witt: I wish your could iron Fabio's loincloths, Hank
	♥ 10:55pm chresti: Fabio's a comedian too!
	10:55pm Cp304: wow.. thanks so much for the lessons yal.. I will apply this at every drive thru, gas station, and grocer from now on
	♥ 10:56pm chresti: Barb is all business.
	♥ 10:56pm solo mon: “Hand feed a chocolate”
	♥ 10:57pm Franco Twinkie: A glass of hot urine would be kind of nice before dinner.
	♥ 10:57pm coelacanth∅: <hahaha . ...totally worth the counter space!
	♥ 10:57pm ultradamno: I share Fabio's disbelief that isn't butter
	♥ 10:57pm Scott67: Not gonna sleep tonight!
	10:57pm Cp304: toasted
	♥ 10:57pm Scott67: Again!
	♥ 10:57pm chresti: Haha butter toaster!
	♥ 10:58pm Kat in Chicago: I'd rather have a Hello Kitty toaster tbh
	♥ 10:58pm Franco Twinkie: But it is Ultra, dick butter.
	10:58pm Cp304: encore encore!
	10:58pm Hank: I would be pleased, Con. Fabio, such a gentleman
	♥ 10:58pm chresti: Bravo! Encore!
	10:58pm Cp304: i can't believe it..
	♥ 10:59pm Scott67: Butt Butter!
	♥ 10:59pm solo mon: IT’S HUUGE
	10:59pm Constance De Witt: That was amazing wow! Thank you Fabio!
	♥ 10:59pm ultradamno: @Franco I guess that explain the size of the toaster, nothing smaller could accommodate the input
	10:59pm Leland Meadows: Oh wow, that was amazing. However, we just read that Amway is the parent company. We did learn some helpful bedroom and island tips!
	♥ 10:59pm Kat in Chicago: Well, I'm more confused about romance than ever, but I feel supported in my Xmas light decorating choices.
	♥ 11:00pm coelacanth∅: haha
	11:00pm Leland Meadows: Going out to buy Xmas lights tomorrow. Stocking up for our home and all of our neighbors.
	♥ 11:00pm solo mon: Butter spread
	11:00pm Leland Meadows: Desperately
	♥ 11:00pm chresti: Such tiny toasts from the giant toaster!
	♥ 11:01pm Franco Twinkie: Okay big boy, go wash that thing in the backyard, and then get the hell out of here. I'm expecting my parents to show up any minute.
	11:01pm Cp304: who's on the 808?
	11:01pm Leland Meadows: Tiny Toasts!
	♥ 11:01pm Scott67: Makes his spread look bigger.
	♥ 11:01pm coelacanth∅: so, being practically a recluse, all my "xmas" light ambience is wasted?
	11:02pm Leland Meadows: Sweet Dreams and have a wonderful weekend friends!
	11:02pm Cp304: that cover is unreal
	♥ 11:02pm Franco Twinkie: That Italian sub will feed a family of four.
	11:02pm Cp304: love yal.. butta time
	♥ 11:02pm solo mon: No WWYAWAWW
	♥ 11:02pm coelacanth∅: chresti, i've known women that had that same complaint about their previous toasters
	♥ 11:02pm Scott67: Thanks Constance & Leland! ✌😎💜💜🍍
	♥ 11:03pm chresti: Thank you Leland and Constance!
	♥ 11:03pm solo mon: WWYAWAWW
	11:03pm Hank: thank you kids! happy easter!
	♥ 11:03pm Franco Twinkie: Bravo! You sick fucks,
	♥ 11:03pm Kat in Chicago: I saw a bunny on my way home tonight :)
	♥ 11:04pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Constance and Leland and Barb and Fabio!
	♥ 11:04pm chresti: Is Fabio a painter now?
	11:04pm Constance De Witt: Thank you everyone!! Affectionately, me!
	♥ 11:04pm Kat in Chicago: oops, I hate this song. have a warm and wonderful weekend y'all, I'm out!
	♥ 11:05pm chresti: Kat, that's gotta be a good sign.
	♥ 11:07pm chresti: @the bunny

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April 2, 2021: You Are Cordially Invited To Learn Romance From The Masters

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You Are Cordially Invited To Learn Romance From The Masters

Artist	Track	Album	Year	Approx. start time
The Masters of Romance	Welcome "Welcome" by "The Masters of Romance"			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Fabio	About Romance "About Romance" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:01:40 (Pop-up)
Sounds Galactic	Touch Me In The Morning	Nova... Sounds Of The Stars	1974	0:03:17 (Pop-up)
Barb	Rendezvous #1 "Rendezvous #1" by "Barb"	Romantic Scenarios For Two	2006	0:07:36 (Pop-up)
Fabio	On Inner Beauty "On Inner Beauty" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:11:07 (Pop-up)
The Mystic Moods Orchestra	Love Theme From a Rhapsody	Moods for a Stormy Night	1975	0:12:37 (Pop-up)
K-Tel	Dare to Wear the Multi-Color Mood Ring	Gold or Silver Settings with Kroma Stone $5.00 - Shipping & Handling not included	1975	0:14:35 (Pop-up)
Fabio	On Films "On Films" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:15:22 (Pop-up)
Candy Dulfer featuring David A. Stewart	Lily Was Here	Lily Was Here	1989	0:16:20 (Pop-up)
Barb	Rendezvous #2 "Rendezvous #2" by "Barb"	Romantic Scenarios For Two	2006	0:20:17 (Pop-up)
The Sounds Of Love...	Scented Wind	A to ZZZZ	1972	0:21:17 (Pop-up)
K-Tel	Hey Love "Hey Love" by "K-Tel"	3 Records / 2 Cassettes - $19.98 + $4.00 Shipping & Handling	1986	0:26:16 (Pop-up)
Fabio	On Slow Dancing "On Slow Dancing" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:27:45 (Pop-up)
Maurice Dalle	Thème de Nadia "Thème de Nadia" by "Maurice Dalle"	La scie enchantée - Volume 1	1976	0:29:10 (Pop-up)
Fabio	On Tropical Islands "On Tropical Islands" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:31:50 (Pop-up)
Calvin Keys	Maria's First "Maria's First" by "Calvin Keys"	NuLeaf	1987/2020	0:33:11 (Pop-up)
Fabio	On Surprises "On Surprises" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:39:57 (Pop-up)
Christian Di-Maccio	Feelings "Feelings" by "Christian Di-Maccio"	Tête d'affiche avec Christian Di-Maccio	1977	0:41:07 (Pop-up)
The Mystic Moods Orchestra	A Very Precious Love	Moods for a Stormy Night	1975	0:44:10 (Pop-up)
K-Tel	Mama Dia Presents Great Italian Love Songs	8 Track Tape $4.99 or Cassette $6.99 - Shipping & Handling not included	1974	0:47:09 (Pop-up)
Daniel Langlois	Ah! Pour l'amour / What I Did For Love	Sourires Smiles	1980	0:47:56 (Pop-up)
Christian Di Maccio, Karolle Di Maccio & Robin Di Maccio	You Light Up My Life	En direct D’Hollywood	1980	0:51:14 (Pop-up)
Fabio	On Humor "On Humor" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:53:44 (Pop-up)
Barb	Rendezvous #3 "Rendezvous #3" by "Barb"	Romantic Scenarios For Two	2006	0:55:03 (Pop-up)
Fabio	Ciao "Ciao" by "Fabio"	Fabio After Dark	1993	0:56:15 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:42pm MOM: My daughter is now a master, I couldn't be more proud!
	9:43pm Leland Meadows: Almost, masters Mom. Tonight is our final class tonight where they let the public attend. We have learned so much over the past 12 weeks with the masters and hope everyone else will dream in velvet as we do.
	9:54pm Constance De Witt: We have learned so much indeed, hope you all will learn a couple of things too!
	♥ 10:01pm ultradamno: C&L! Loving lovers of lovilicious lovetatiousness
	♥ 10:01pm Bro Mance: I’m learning and loving
	♥ 10:02pm Kat in Chicago: Nothing says romance like Brassica oleracea.
	♥ 10:02pm Scott67: Lovvvverrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzz!! 😎🤙💜💜
	10:02pm Leland Meadows: I have learned so much from the master Fabio Lanzoni.
	♥ 10:03pm Bra Mance: I can’t believe it’s not butter... spray.
	♥ 10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I just want everyone know that I just trimmed my fingernails.
	10:03pm Constance De Witt: What makes romance work for you?
	♥ 10:03pm Franco Twinkie: Lard.
	10:04pm Constance De Witt: I have learned that it's important to keep trimmed fingernails for make your lover happy.
	10:04pm Leland Meadows: Con Con loves 12 Dozen Long Stem Roses laid out on a sandy beach where we walk hand in hand. Original romance!
	♥ 10:04pm Bra Mance: I can’t believe I’m not bitter.
	♥ 10:04pm Franco Twinkie: I've been told.
	♥ 10:04pm Scott67: Wait!!! WHAT??? Final episode???
	10:05pm Constance De Witt: Scott worry not - just the last of a series of 12 classes about romance that we attended!
	♥ 10:05pm Aitch: Do we get a diploma after the last lesson? I'm nervous about the exams
	10:05pm Leland Meadows: Final class of the Romance Masterclass Scott. You will be a master after just one lesson. Next week we will be able to do amazing things in love and life.
	♥ 10:05pm Bro Mance: Scott we just got this station back we CANT have any more upsets.
	10:06pm Leland Meadows: We have been pondering creating a romance kit for a future marathon, with certificate Aitch. So yes, oh god yes!
	♥ 10:06pm Scott67: You are freaking me out Constance! I am trimming my nails as I write.
	♥ 10:06pm chresti: Good elvenening Constance and Leleland!
	♥ 10:07pm Bro Mance: There will be some grief and trauma counseling for the “steamr” debaucle on next Thursday’s primal ice cream if you want to call in with grievances.
	♥ 10:07pm Aitch: Do your toes too Scott, things getting weird
	♥ 10:07pm ultradamno: A respectful handshake over breakfast is morning touching though.
	♥ 10:07pm Rich in Washington: Hi Con Con and Le Le!
	♥ 10:07pm Franco Twinkie: After this, I'm afraid it's back to the dumpster enclosure where negotiations for love are more haphazard and random.
	♥ 10:08pm Kat in Chicago: My fist might need some physical therapy after all that pumping yesterday
	♥ 10:08pm Franco Twinkie: What about the ironing board!?!
	♥ 10:08pm Scott67: Always Aitch,mix only for the bedsheets. 💅
	♥ 10:09pm Rich in Washington: I use those huge surgery room lamps. Don't judge me.
	♥ 10:09pm Bro Mance: Cover the ironing board with tin foil!
	♥ 10:09pm Bro Mance: Always put a table cloth on top of your “little box”
	♥ 10:10pm Kat in Chicago: I gave up on romance some time ago, but I'm moving into a new apartment next week so maybe I can pick up some decorating tips at least
	10:10pm Constance De Witt: Always have some books ready to sit on when you're in your soft chair!
	10:10pm Leland Meadows: Be sure to put books under your chair cushions and USE those Xmas lights!
	♥ 10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Kat, just do the dishes with extra hot water and you'll be pumping that fist like a leather daddy before you can burn a frozen pizza.
	10:10pm Constance De Witt: Kat - Barb has a few tricks for you!
	♥ 10:11pm Bro Mance: Romantic if you are a crazy control freak!
	♥ 10:11pm Kat in Chicago: Nice diaper, Fabio.
	♥ 10:11pm Franco Twinkie: Can I wipe myself with the table cloth?
	♥ 10:11pm ultradamno: "Time for you to get busy", that's pretty racy of Barb
	10:12pm Cp304: oh my
	♥ 10:12pm Franco Twinkie: The broom closet?
	♥ 10:12pm ultradamno: That is not enough to take what Fablio has to release.
	♥ 10:13pm Bro Mance: Kat - ask barb if she will show you how to make “fist splints” for tired fists and wrists.
	♥ 10:13pm ultradamno: err, Fabio, The Old Codger trained me wrong.
	♥ 10:13pm Scott67: I just had a Covid Test, so will have to wait for it to come out on video.
	♥ 10:14pm Bro Mance: Remember when Fabio got hit in the face by a goose while he was on a rollercoaster?
	♥ 10:15pm Franco Twinkie: I'm loosing altitude, snap this popper under my nose, we still have 45 minutes to go.
	♥ 10:15pm Scott67: Deep nasal penetration was something very new & stimulating to me. Eye watering in fact! 👃🤺
	♥ 10:15pm Bro Mance: Subconscious Fillings?
	10:15pm Cp304: this guy should be on HSN
	10:16pm Ursula1000: good evening!
	♥ 10:16pm Franco Twinkie: Like dat?
	♥ 10:16pm Bro Mance: U1k!!!!
	♥ 10:16pm Scott67: I have the Barry White voice for this show, at the moment.
	10:18pm Leland Meadows: So much safe sax.
	10:18pm Constance De Witt: Mystic Moods Orchestra AND Candy Dulfer - who are the brains behind this amazing series of Romance Conferences?
	10:19pm Leland Meadows: Oh wait, it's getting a little wild now. Feeling a bit dizzy.
	♥ 10:20pm coelacanth∅: this is safe sex music. abstinence music in fact.
	♥ 10:20pm Franco Twinkie: It's a good thing this camera has a motion stabilizer, I'm starting to tremble.
	♥ 10:20pm ultradamno: There is only maximum closeness when dancing with Fabio
	♥ 10:21pm Kat in Chicago: As a matter of fact, my new apartment has a decorative fireplace.
	10:21pm Cp304: i remember our ottoman.. i threw it a few times.. back in the day..
	♥ 10:21pm Scott67: Don't add extra candles anywhere else!! 🕯
	10:21pm Hams: what about a space heater?
	♥ 10:21pm Bro Mance: Safe sax?!
	♥ 10:22pm Franco Twinkie: Can't we just clear the table and eat after?
	♥ 10:22pm ultradamno: Oh, what a delicious electronic pun...
	10:22pm Cp304: yeah Bro, you put a glove over the Reed
	♥ 10:23pm Bro Mance: Fabio has a nice decorative fireplace.
	♥ 10:23pm Scott67: I'm hungry! 😎🤙🌮
	♥ 10:23pm coelacanth∅: i had a beautiful apartment years ago with a decorative fireplace in my bedroom. if i'd expected to be there for 9 years i would've paid to have it become a functional fireplace. i stored a pile of banned books in it.
	♥ 10:24pm chresti: Did someone say enema?
	♥ 10:24pm Franco Twinkie: Can I use your rolling pin to make a pie?
	♥ 10:24pm Kat in Chicago: nice, coel
	♥ 10:26pm Franco Twinkie: What is that thing poking out of your ear Con Con?
	♥ 10:26pm Scott67: Ummm!! My jeans are tight.👖
	10:26pm Constance De Witt: It was Leland poking my ear with a K-Tel record. uff!
	♥ 10:26pm Bro Mance: Moan ments in love.
	10:27pm Leland Meadows: Ordering Hey Love now Con Con!!!
	♥ 10:27pm Franco Twinkie: LaWanda Page?
	♥ 10:27pm ultradamno: Oh, the places it'll go
	♥ 10:27pm Bro Mance: I never K and TEL
	10:28pm Cp304: i think the last KTel record i had was the lollywinks
	♥ 10:28pm Bro Mance: Night terrors??
	♥ 10:29pm Kat in Chicago: That's what I heard too, Bro
	♥ 10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Squeeze her till cottage cheese come out of her nostrils.
	♥ 10:29pm coelacanth∅: Leland - something about old spice deodorant ...go ahead, whisper it
	♥ 10:29pm chresti: Impraisa?
	♥ 10:30pm coelacanth∅: Constance and Leland are growing up by leaps and bounds
	♥ 10:31pm Scott67: Ohhh yeaahhh!
	♥ 10:31pm Franco Twinkie: My back hurts, can I get a Fresca and just watch for awhile?
	♥ 10:32pm Bro Mance: Dill salad and hot dog water. Romance is served.
	♥ 10:32pm Scott67: I have coconut oil on my shirt now?
	♥ 10:33pm Franco Twinkie: That queefing is music to my ears!
	♥ 10:33pm chresti: Wonderful signs in the tropics.
	♥ 10:34pm Bro Mance: Ally Mcbeal baby!!!!
	♥ 10:35pm ultradamno: The area around Fabio is like a roving fertility rite, that's true
	♥ 10:36pm Scott67: Flip 5 more pages & see how to avoid a baby.
	♥ 10:36pm Franco Twinkie: I can't. The pages are stuck together. Just describe it to me.
	♥ 10:36pm Bro Mance: Don’t do it ! Don’t make a baby !
	10:38pm Ursula1000: who else is woofing down popcorn to this?
	♥ 10:38pm Bro Mance: Maybe ally mcbeal will give you her baby.
	♥ 10:39pm ultradamno: I thought Leland was the baby
	♥ 10:39pm chresti: Babies cry a LOT, not very romantic.
	♥ 10:39pm ultradamno: Oh, there we go.
	10:39pm Cp304: sketti here Ursula.. i feel like it's the late seventies again and i'm sittin at the top step listening to my babysitter and her boyfriend..
	10:39pm Leland Meadows: Me Me Me, they served us complimentary popcorn during the sex act.
	10:40pm Ursula1000: @Cp304 totally!
	10:40pm Constance De Witt: oh CP there you go, you had a free lesson from the Masters of Romance!
	♥ 10:40pm coelacanth∅: and they smell. and worst of all the eventually turn into adult-like creatures
	10:40pm Cp304: yes, thank you so much constance.. i'll try this next chance I get
	♥ 10:41pm chresti: That's what happens if you don't have a baby, your partner becomes a giant baby.
	10:41pm Ursula1000: Fabio! Look out for that goose! And.....too late.
	♥ 10:41pm Scott67: And the arresting officer.
	♥ 10:41pm Bro Mance: There’s lots of stuff you can do and you still can technically stay virgins.
	♥ 10:42pm ultradamno: That's a power trio
	♥ 10:43pm coelacanth∅: isn't that the purpose of children? to work?
	♥ 10:44pm Scott67: 🍷🍷
	♥ 10:45pm Franco Twinkie: I think hot dogs in a classic beurre blanc would hit the spot right about now.
	♥ 10:45pm ultradamno: The paved the way for Unit 3 & Venus and Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players
	10:46pm Cp304: that mystic moods never disappoints
	♥ 10:46pm coelacanth∅: somebody snuck in a case of roma wine you guys. it's back there by the emergency exit. just pass the bottles around.
	♥ 10:46pm Franco Twinkie: Anyone want to do a dab?
	♥ 10:47pm chresti: I think it's Fabio's wine. He sells it on the side.
	10:47pm Cp304: sure, i gotta werk early tho
	♥ 10:47pm Bro Mance: LOL U1k obsessed w that moment
	10:48pm Cp304: Mama Dia!
	♥ 10:48pm Bro Mance: Making a twist on taco salad tonight- nacho salad! Is that romantic or what.
	10:48pm Leland Meadows: Con Con, on the phone with Mama Dia now ordering 'Great Italian Love Songs' and inviting her over to dinner with Jean this month if that is okay.
	♥ 10:48pm Franco Twinkie: It's starting to smell funny in here.
	♥ 10:49pm coelacanth∅: Mama Dia knows how to use a knife, but she doesn't have to
	10:49pm Leland Meadows: Jean Shaw and Mama Dia will become the best of friends in Den #4!
	10:49pm Cp304: i gotta get that album
	♥ 10:50pm solo mon: Jean loves a good Italian 🚬
	10:50pm Leland Meadows: Sourires / Smiles is a winner Cp ... Close Encounters and Good Bad Ugly is on it too. A.L.'s favorite album!
	♥ 10:51pm coelacanth∅: i remember those 2 from one of my sister's boyfriend's frat's toga parties
	10:51pm Cp304: taco bell drive thru girl will shurely be mine if i play that mama dia album in pick up
	♥ 10:51pm Aitch: I think I need the Fabio album
	♥ 10:52pm ultradamno: This life is too bright, someone turn down the lights
	♥ 10:52pm Franco Twinkie: Fabio, when you get done wiping yourself on that bolster cushion, will you grab that tub of lard by the bed and help me make some tortillas?
	10:52pm Cp304: Close encounters! ok, im in
	10:52pm Hank: Hello torchers!
	10:52pm Leland Meadows: Mama Dia is picking all of us up in her bus. She will be here at the top of the hour.
	10:53pm Constance De Witt: CP you ARE a Master of Romance. Ready for the coaching program!
	10:53pm Constance De Witt: Good evening, Hank!
	10:53pm Cp304: lol
	10:53pm Leland Meadows: Hank! We wish you and Mom were here with us!
	♥ 10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Hank, what are you doing here? I though you were painting the laundry porch?
	10:54pm Hank: I am listening in the background while ironing shirts
	♥ 10:54pm chresti: Oh look, they're in Hollywood!
	♥ 10:54pm Kat in Chicago: Nice black satin diaper, Fabio.
	♥ 10:54pm ultradamno: Fabio had to chuckle recalling the humor of women
	10:54pm Constance De Witt: I wish your could iron Fabio's loincloths, Hank
	♥ 10:55pm chresti: Fabio's a comedian too!
	10:55pm Cp304: wow.. thanks so much for the lessons yal.. I will apply this at every drive thru, gas station, and grocer from now on
	♥ 10:56pm chresti: Barb is all business.
	♥ 10:56pm solo mon: “Hand feed a chocolate”
	♥ 10:57pm Franco Twinkie: A glass of hot urine would be kind of nice before dinner.
	♥ 10:57pm coelacanth∅: <hahaha . ...totally worth the counter space!
	♥ 10:57pm ultradamno: I share Fabio's disbelief that isn't butter
	♥ 10:57pm Scott67: Not gonna sleep tonight!
	10:57pm Cp304: toasted
	♥ 10:57pm Scott67: Again!
	♥ 10:57pm chresti: Haha butter toaster!
	♥ 10:58pm Kat in Chicago: I'd rather have a Hello Kitty toaster tbh
	♥ 10:58pm Franco Twinkie: But it is Ultra, dick butter.
	10:58pm Cp304: encore encore!
	10:58pm Hank: I would be pleased, Con. Fabio, such a gentleman
	♥ 10:58pm chresti: Bravo! Encore!
	10:58pm Cp304: i can't believe it..
	♥ 10:59pm Scott67: Butt Butter!
	♥ 10:59pm solo mon: IT’S HUUGE
	10:59pm Constance De Witt: That was amazing wow! Thank you Fabio!
	♥ 10:59pm ultradamno: @Franco I guess that explain the size of the toaster, nothing smaller could accommodate the input
	10:59pm Leland Meadows: Oh wow, that was amazing. However, we just read that Amway is the parent company. We did learn some helpful bedroom and island tips!
	♥ 10:59pm Kat in Chicago: Well, I'm more confused about romance than ever, but I feel supported in my Xmas light decorating choices.
	♥ 11:00pm coelacanth∅: haha
	11:00pm Leland Meadows: Going out to buy Xmas lights tomorrow. Stocking up for our home and all of our neighbors.
	♥ 11:00pm solo mon: Butter spread
	11:00pm Leland Meadows: Desperately
	♥ 11:00pm chresti: Such tiny toasts from the giant toaster!
	♥ 11:01pm Franco Twinkie: Okay big boy, go wash that thing in the backyard, and then get the hell out of here. I'm expecting my parents to show up any minute.
	11:01pm Cp304: who's on the 808?
	11:01pm Leland Meadows: Tiny Toasts!
	♥ 11:01pm Scott67: Makes his spread look bigger.
	♥ 11:01pm coelacanth∅: so, being practically a recluse, all my "xmas" light ambience is wasted?
	11:02pm Leland Meadows: Sweet Dreams and have a wonderful weekend friends!
	11:02pm Cp304: that cover is unreal
	♥ 11:02pm Franco Twinkie: That Italian sub will feed a family of four.
	11:02pm Cp304: love yal.. butta time
	♥ 11:02pm solo mon: No WWYAWAWW
	♥ 11:02pm coelacanth∅: chresti, i've known women that had that same complaint about their previous toasters
	♥ 11:02pm Scott67: Thanks Constance & Leland! ✌😎💜💜🍍
	♥ 11:03pm chresti: Thank you Leland and Constance!
	♥ 11:03pm solo mon: WWYAWAWW
	11:03pm Hank: thank you kids! happy easter!
	♥ 11:03pm Franco Twinkie: Bravo! You sick fucks,
	♥ 11:03pm Kat in Chicago: I saw a bunny on my way home tonight :)
	♥ 11:04pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Constance and Leland and Barb and Fabio!
	♥ 11:04pm chresti: Is Fabio a painter now?
	11:04pm Constance De Witt: Thank you everyone!! Affectionately, me!
	♥ 11:04pm Kat in Chicago: oops, I hate this song. have a warm and wonderful weekend y'all, I'm out!
	♥ 11:05pm chresti: Kat, that's gotta be a good sign.
	♥ 11:07pm chresti: @the bunny

The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from April 2, 2021

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