Beex Beat, Beat
Andrea Silenzi + Anonymous Ex Roommate Advice for meeting people: make sure they won't steal your laptop and sea salt shaker
Apes of God Advice for meeting girls: go to a funeral
Grandma Phyllis Advice for meeting people: Be yourself, though she cautions, 'I still don't know who I am. I know who I'm trying to be!'
Podington Bear By Grace
Laura Mayer Advice for meeting people: go to a bar that's exactly 307 paces from your mouse-infested apartment.
Dr. Robert Glover Advice for meeting women: tell them to do something for you
Riz Ortolani Cannibal Holocaust Theme
Lee Rosevere Randy's poem