Exalted Titles I Have Bestowed Upon Myself
The Panjandrum of Punk
The Jackanapes of Jersey City
The Mountebank of Montgomery Street
The Sultan of Surf
The Rad Daddy
The Black Hole of Rock and Roll
The Stye in the Mystic Eye
The Viceroy of Vinyl
The Beast Master
The Potentate of Power Pop
The Guru of the Garage
The King of Sunday Afternoon
The Rajah of Rrreal Rock 'n' Roll!
(Hey, isn't that a Woggles album?)