Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from May 27, 2015 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting May 27, 2015: Andy's New Career as Call Screener

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm
Marcel M:

Now this I gotta see...
  6:02pm
Listener Robert:

I hope we're encouraged to harass the screener. You know, the boy.
  6:03pm
Listener Robert:

Any letters to Andy Breckman, Madison NJ returned yet? Or acknowledged?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm
groucho:

first time I've not been out on a wednesday night in a long time, Sorry, found an open mic night near me that had a very pretty girl as a regular punter. Good news is I embarrassed myself last week while very very drunk and it looks like I'll be home alone for the next however-many Wednesday nights. So good to be listening live and not on the archive, I forgot how much I loved you folk.


...god I'm so alone
  6:09pm
JakeGould:

@groucho: “…regular punter.” That’s the way to charm the ladies.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm
Lizardner Dave:

Anyone curious as to what Andy's ABC show is? Not finding anything via google.
  6:10pm
Listener Robert:

Run out of show tunes, Andy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm
Marcel M:

Hahaha.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm
Marcel M:

I'm thinking.. haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm
Marcel M:

If its as good as Monk I'm only slightly curious
Avatar 6:12pm
Chris M.:

where do i send Andy my portfolio of jokes? it's only half a page long but i have a lot of copies printed out.
Avatar ♥ 6:12pm
Carmichael:

Are you Smarter than Andy? Hosted by Jeff Foxworthy.
  6:13pm
JakeGould:

@ChrisM: I heard comedians just compile all of those “101 [thing] Jokes” books and then shuffle the cards and then the comedy happens.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm
Marcel M:

Oh no now all the monkey men at WNYC are gonna hear the secrets!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
PMD:

Poor Nick... Or poor us?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

"Win Andy Breckman's Money" ... well, that's already been done.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
chris:

fatal flaw: Andy untrainable?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
Marcel M:

@PMD: I guess that could be the question every week, no?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:15pm
PMD:

@Marcel, yes, actually
Avatar ♥ 6:15pm
People Like Us:

this is perfect
Avatar ♥ 6:16pm
redkayak:

If I call will I win a magnet?
Avatar 6:17pm
steve:

haha nick berating andy in the background
  6:17pm
gülşah:

what are you doing ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm
Marcel M:

Yes, Redkayak, A CUSTOM MAGNETTTT!!!!!
Avatar ♥ 6:18pm
People Like Us:

only on WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm
Santos L Halper:

The new sched looks great Ken. So glad to see you on there Vicki!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm
Marcel M:

Black phone death, silver phone suffering.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm
groucho:

@JakeGould here in England that's an affectionate term
Avatar ♥ 6:20pm
People Like Us:

thanks Santos :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:20pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

The sad thing is Seven Second Delay and Jim Price swapped slots
  6:21pm
Listener Robert:

That's OK, Aaron, it still leaves 53 secs.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm
Lizardner Dave:

I'm excited to hear the one minute version of SSD and a full hour of Jim Price.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

The sad thing is Seven Second Delay and Jim Price swapped slots
  6:22pm
Veronica:

Andy's trying to co-host, don't let him!!
Avatar 6:22pm
steve:

so if the black phone is death... why have the black phone?
  6:23pm
JakeGould:

Bring back toaster pizza. https://m.facebook.com/pages/Please-bring-back-Buitonis-Instant-Pizza/104408919646128
Avatar ♥ 6:24pm
redkayak:

How about old school Jarts - with the metal tips?
Wonder how many ER visits those things caused?
Avatar ♥ 6:24pm
redkayak:

@jake Yeah, good one
Avatar 6:25pm
cobradan:

Sugar Pops
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm
PMD:

oops,weebles do still exist. they just aren't the same
  6:25pm
Veronica:

Nick yelling at Andy is like the best thing ever.
  6:25pm
Veronica:

Shrinky Dinks
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm
PMD:

@Veronica - yes!
  6:26pm
Listener Robert:

PMD, you mean now they DO fall down?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm
groucho:

There's gonna be new P.L.U.?!?!?!?! I haven't read the new schedule yet. Amazing! Your podcast got me in to WFMU Vicki, thankyou very very much x
Avatar 6:26pm
steve:

i was gonna call about Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts, but apparently theyre still around. nice.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
PMD:

@Listener Robert. Yes, and they have stickers now.. stupid
Avatar ♥ 6:27pm
People Like Us:

New WFMU Schedule: wfmu.org...
  6:27pm
JakeGould:

Dammit. Toaster pizza. I want that back.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm
PMD:

@JakeGould - you could make English muffin pizzas in the toaster
  6:28pm
Veronica:

@steve WHERE CAN I GET THE GIANT CHEWY SWEETTARTS. I seriously thought of those in response to this question.
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:28pm
Nick the Bard:

But Shrinky Dinks are still around
  6:29pm
Veronica:

Thanks Nick the Bard for the Shrinky Dink tips! Keep yelling at Andy!
  6:30pm
Listener Robert:

I don't sincerely want to go on the air, because I have laryngitis. That often happens to me in the last stage of a cold, which is now. But I can still harass.
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:30pm
Danne D:

Whoa this new schedule!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm
Andrew Waterloo:

I've been studying that new schedule
Avatar 6:31pm
steve:

haha nice Veronica! i used to ride my bike to the Walkwick NJ Walgreens to get em and just shove em into my mouth and just bask in their chewy glory.

haven't seen a pack in forever but i just googled and looks like they're still around. you can get a full drugstore size box for $25!
  6:31pm
P-90:

Anyone else remember the "Marble Raceway" game?
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:32pm
Danne D:

I still think even with a one-minute show that Andy will have a reasonable chance to lose his will to live each week.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm
PMD:

Dong Sun not want leave Andy, he says
Avatar 6:32pm
cobradan:

www.youtube.com...
  6:33pm
Veronica:

Someone has to rein in this new call screener whatsisname
  6:33pm
JakeGould:

@PMD: I am talking about vertical toasters. Check my link. It's like a hot pocket for a toaster.
  6:33pm
?:

This show really sucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm
common:

i'd like micronauts to make a comeback.
  6:34pm
Veronica:

How about the boy's doll, My Buddy
Avatar 6:34pm
MikeY:

It dosent suck its just plain bad
  6:34pm
Julie:

The Kinks? Who are they?
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:35pm
Nick the Bard:

Micronauts had a come back back around 2000 or so, but the plastic quality was kind of crap (they also had a much bigger revival in Japan with kind of better quality)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Andy is the ultimate troll
Avatar 6:35pm
steve:

is astronaut ice cream still around? i feel like that was a consistent presence in my childhood.
  6:35pm
JakeGould:

@common: Wow! You remember Micronauts? I have a nice sized Microman collection does't take up much space. Those are the toys that inspired the Micronauts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm
Marcel M:

Oh no.. hahahah
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm
Marcel M:

This poor guy jhahah
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:36pm
Nick the Bard:

Now do you guys see why I get so cranky call screening? >;P
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Billy Jam scores a 3-hour slot. I see.
  6:37pm
JakeGould:

@Nick: Yup. The Japanese Microman reissues got me back into childhood nostalgia. The original Microman figures were better quality than even old school Micronauts.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm
PMD:

"I like silence"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm
Marcel M:

A shirt from a different station ha ha ha
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm
Marcel M:

that was wonderful
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

This will be hard to do in one minute
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:41pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

They should bring back Matchbox cars made in England.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm
cklequ:

Ha!

And i thought this show was going to be a trainwreck.
  6:42pm
JakeGould:

Yeah but now Mattel owns Matchbox and it's just a brand.
Avatar 6:42pm
steve:

does 7 Eleven still have candy straws? i haven't had a Slurpee in years.
  6:42pm
hambox:

just when you think andy can't be any more freaking annoying...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm
PMD:

Nick - you should try tellimng callers what to say too.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm
PMD:

@JakeGould - you can buy something similar for $1,500
  6:44pm
JakeGould:

Who is this jabroni call screener? They get him from a Home Depot parking lot?
  6:44pm
JakeGould:

What costs $1,500?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm
PMD:

vertical toaster
  6:46pm
JakeGould:

A vertical toaster is a normal slice toaster that costs like $10.
  6:47pm
JakeGould:

What will Jim Price do with an extra 59 minutes.
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:47pm
Danne D:

This show has been a big boost to my confidence as temporary call screener for Dave Hill.
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:48pm
Danne D:

@Jake - maybe it'll be 59 replays of the first minute?
Avatar 6:48pm
steve:

Andy is truly a master in the art of trolling
  6:49pm
JakeGould:

Andy has issues.
Avatar ♥ 6:49pm
Carmichael:

Bring back the Water Wiggle. Stick it on the end of a hose and watch it kill people.
  6:50pm
Veronica:

What the hell is a Winky Dink?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm
PMD:

Andy is actually learning!
  6:50pm
Veronica:

@Carmichael sounds like Happy Fun Ball
  6:50pm
Listener Robert:

I once (maybe twice) tried to cook broiler pizza in the toaster. Because there was no surrounding crust, that really gunked up the toaster.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Possible marathon premium: Andy is you personal call screener for an afternoon.
  6:51pm
JakeGould:

That is why real toaster pizza is better!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Oh Andy is just trying to steer this thing into Dead Air Gulch
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Toaster-sized Hot Pockets...is that available to buy?
  6:52pm
Old Dave:

Go, Nick! Best show in years.
  6:52pm
Listener Robert:

Of course sometimes the toaster pizzas would leak & gunk up the toaster anyway.
  6:53pm
P-90:

the almond is NOT the only difference, Almond Joys and Mounds have different kinds of chocolate
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm
PMD:

I miss Schoolhouse Rock!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm
Mike East:

I need a toaster. I have to use the oven or a skillet if I want some toast. and that's just not the same
  6:54pm
Listener Robert:

Yeah, and since when is coconut not nuts?
  6:55pm
Listener Robert:

Sanforized Shrinky Dinks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm
Mike East:

my 10 year old watches Full House. She is impressed that I have seen every episode. A fact that I used to be ashamed of.
  6:55pm
JakeGould:

Almond Joy is milk chocolate with almonds. Mounds is dark chocolate with no nuts.
Avatar 6:55pm
steve:

Nick should do some kinda 1 hour pop culture talk show
  6:55pm
Nellie:

I just got them too!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm
PMD:

THAT's the best line. "Caller, don't argue with the Hulk"
  6:55pm
Old Dave:

Nick is correct.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm
Marcel M:

www.amazon.com...
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:56pm
Nick the Bard:

Norflax Oxdun Sidetower is kind of a 3 hour pop culture talk show :P
  6:56pm
Veronica:

Yeah Nick you should have a pop culture talk show!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

One time at work, a guy was complaining about some person who was putting buttered bagels into the break room toaster and gunking it all up. A week later, I goaded the complainer by telling him my great new invention was frozen toasted cheese sandwiches that you'd heat up in the toaster.
  6:57pm
Veronica:

Ohhhh whoops late on that comment :/
  6:59pm
JakeGould:

Yes! I got on the air to clarify Mounds versus Almond Joy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm
Mike East:

they could increase their shelf space by making dark chocolate almond joys and milk chocolate mounds.
  7:01pm
Listener Robert:

The candy world can now rest safely.

I was the one asking for Carlo.
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 9:01pm
Listener Julian:

Tell us about the shape of the truck!
  9:15pm
Art:

Great one this week! Going out strong.
Avatar ♥ 5:29am
People Like Us:

Best radio ever.
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